Now: Quest for Glory II: Trial by FireNext: Donkey Kong Country 3Later: Kirby's AdventureStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681931159
Instead of watching others do it quick, you should play it slow. Just saying
Mogged
IM A HEADBANGA
Thanks anonymous for 6000 dollarydoos!
>>681936809I just Migged
Reminder that the 2 stream bullshit was absolutely retarded and diluted the ESA experience to an unbearable point. I'm glad it's over and done. Never set up a second fucking stream, nobody fucking cares except for loser idiots that overrate how good it is because nobody else is watching it
Couch guy has a nice voice like he should be commentating a sports match or in a commercial or something.
Did he just said "shit"?
Miggy
>$6000 anonymous donation with no commentHMMMMM
>$6000 More than I make in a month.
ANONYMOUS SIXTEEN THOUSAND (16,000) US DOLLAR DONATION HOOOYYYPPPPP
>another failed run
RUN INVALIDATED
>$6000 donation from... anonymous!
>>681936856i dont have the patience for point and click games
>>681936879That was me btw
>6 THOUSANDS ANONYMOUS MIGGERS
suck blue frog
Cirno x Sent mig
>suck blue frog
INVALID RUNBAN THIS FUCKERGET HIM OUT OF HERE
>Invalwed runNoooooooooo
can someone give this run my A, i need to go start my run
lol
reposting
I hate Americans so much. $6000 would feed an entire village in India and yet they waste it on garbage events like this
miggin'
>>681936913I'm so sorry, poorfag
>>681936970NOT THE FUCKING CRAZY FROG GAIN
He completely no sold the 6000 donation, kek. I'm not even sure he heard it.
hey anon who was crying over us calling a spade a spade and a shitty generic 3d platformer a shitty generic 3d platformer, I'm right here and willing to read your whining for another thread, get over here and respond to me bitch
why does this guy dress like an usher
Oh boy!! We're at the point of the event where we are constantly getting a stream of random 10,000 dollar donations!!
>>681936809UPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns ON NOW July 3rd-7thStream: https://www.twitch.tv/finnrunsSchedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21sthttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule/schedule-1>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
>just invalidates run to stay on trackOther runners would panic, add 30 minutes to the schedule instead and demand a round of applause.
Hey he's even cosplaying with Larry's hairline.
>>681937038the man's glorypilled, no time to think about dono shit when he forgot about something
The way they just casually mentioned that 6000 dollars like it was nothing and moved on. Disgusting.
>>681937058
>>681937080he's a pwofessional
>strip
>20 minute run>forgets to do things
>>681937080The sekiro guy just kept playing but apparently that constitutes a trainwreck
Is this an invalid run if he had to use debug codes?
saw it
>>681937038Even the donation reader is into this. Money? That distracts from Quest for Glory
>>681937058Anonymous*
>>681937169blessed, i hoped somebody would clip that
>>681937075wtf why are there so many speedrun events??
>>681937148Length of run is not directly proportional with number of things you have to do.
>Viewership plummets>Donations skyrocket
>We have to navigate through the woomWoah...
Is it just my twitch or is the stream just been shitting itself the entire run?
>>681937148There's a fucking lot to memorize in these games, especially in Sierra games where you have to have a mental map of absolutely every way the game tries to kill you without you knowing till it's too late.
>last day>only 1.3 mil raised>management will probably never realize why they actually declined and will double down on shit that drove people away
>>681937243just you
>The lava is floorWhat a twist!
>>681937169Is this dude a walmart door greeter?
>>681937169i look like this and do that
>>681937165Yeah he said so
>>681937153Because he fucked up four times, and the tech crew had to come in and disable sticky keys for him
>>681937230there's at least 50 a year
>>681937169me reading big print editions of the complete works of Charles Dickens
How did boomers know what to do in these games?
>>681937278He's dressed as the game character.
>Based runner with a lisp>comfy game>Invalidates the run just to stay in estimateThis is one of the best runs of the marathon /v/.
He's in the final woom!
>>681937148do you see how much shit he has to remember while talking the entire time? Even the guy on the couch forgot
>>681937278Non-burger here. Enlighten me on Walmart greeters. Are they really just there to say hello?
>>681937315type send help in-game and one of the men in black will come knocking at your door
>>681937017Sexo lizard wiggle...game?
>>681937315They didn't. They got creative.
>>681937315Sierra had a hotline where you could call to have them tell you what to do. Games were designed to be unsolvable.
>>681937315they didn'thad to buy a guide book or a game magazine if they ever wanted to finish the game
>>681937303Word of mouth or just trial and error.
RATE
rate
>>681937371Yes but they mostly hire retards as in actual people with down syndrome
>Just push the villain out a window
>>681937315barely anyone beat these games at the time
>>681937387divinity original sin 2
>>681937412>>681937419SSS
>>681937412>>681937419S
>>681936912Notch? Is he still donating these events?
>>681937412SShad to drop an S for the debug code
>>681937412>>681937419A
>just beat the big bad guy by shoving him overkek
>>681937412S oulful weeeeeeee
>>681937412>>681937419S-
>>681937412>>681937419C
>>681937412>>681937419A utism
>>681937419A
>>681937412S
>>681937412>>681937419AInvalid run.
>>681937412>>681937419S even though it was invalidated>thank you santa clausekek
>>681937412A for autism
>>681937479A+
>>681937315Thats how they made their extra money back in the day. You had to phone the hotline which cost money, or buy their official guide. These days they don't do that as their extra money comes from DLC or lootboxes or gacha etc.
>>681937412B+
>>681937315Time, trial and error, and pen and pencil note taking. My uncle had a notebook full of notes for Sierra games and also level codes for 150 levels of Chip's Challenge.
>>681937412A+
>>681937412>>681937419Sgood runsolid commentarynothing spectacular happened to bump it to SSS
>>681937412>>681937419A for Autism
>>681937419>>681937412A
>>681937412>>681937419B but I still think the run is invalid for having to use debug tools
>>681937412>>681937419SWe need more older pc games.
>>681937412>>681937419B+
>>681937001nevermind im still here>>681937412>>681937419A
>>681937412S, undisputable
>>681937419S
>>681937412A
>>681937412Squick run, good game, different kind of speedrun, based autist
i missed it, what was the bald pizza donation stuff about? why bald?
>>681937412>>681937419S for autism kinosimply a fun quick run
>>681937412I'm doin' him an S
>>681937412>>681937419B
>Man with a lisp has a wifeThere's hope for all us anons.
>>681937412>>681937419Seasy S even if invalidated. His recovery to stay underestimate was great
>>681937412>>681937419D for modded garbage, don't fucking fanpatch the game to speed up the game motherfucker.
>>681937315They had to think
>>681937484what the fuck is that fancy ass theatre?
This GDQ just shows me that boomer games and boomer-coded games ran SPECIFICALLY BY BOOMERS are the way to go for these events.
>>681937412S, based walmart greeter boomer
>>681937412>>681937419easy A
>>681937049He got btfo I doubt that fag has the energy to keep going kek
>>681937412SSS, wish the rest of GDQ was more like this
>if you liked what you saw>i know you did
>>681937315Fumbling for a long time. Or get a hintbook at extra cost.
Is that leisure suit larry on the couch?
>Back when I got started, which sounds like ancient history, back then the demographics of people who were into computer games, was totally different, in my opinion, then they are today. ... I think in the last 5 or 6 years, the demographics have really changed, now this is my opinion, because computers are less expensive so more people can afford them. More "average" people now feel they should own one. Was she right?
>>681937412SSS
>>681937627he's got a wife, kids, and his job allows her to be stay at homehe's living the life, man
why is there only like 5 people in the audience at 11am?
based GOGer
>Just a bitch.
>>681937574he said himself it was invalid
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>681937412It's over/10, boring ass game
>>681937646>We will never have a boomer game specific eventTinyTim, RuffledBricks and this guy should team up and organize an event like that.
Oh hell yeah. This remake is dope.
>>681937692I'm 30 and this game is way too obtuse for me
That is not an appetizing looking pizza monster.
holy hell its the dark souls of kings quest games
>>681937371Yes, usually the store retard/disabled person. It's corporate crony slop of the highest order.>"BEEP BOOP, IF YOU PATRONIZE CUSTOMER AND SAY HI TO THEM THEY WILL BE ENCOURAGED TO SPEND AND BUY MORE FROM SATISFACTORY GREETING, BEEP BOOP"
NOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT RATE THIS RUN SSS AND RATE THE GENERIC 3D SLOP A D THAT'S UNFAIR TO ME WHO WASTED 10000 HOURS PLAYING THE GENERIC SLOP WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE EVERYTHING YOU'RE SO BITTERRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>681937412>>681937419B, would have been A except for the mess up that invalidated the run
>>681937646you can feel the passion and wealth of knowledge this guy has for these gamesit's just not present in those current year peanus weanus runs we see constantly
>>681937642a Dutch one
>>681937419>>681937412S from me, lightning fast speedrun of a very tough game, endearing runner, good couch commentator.
>>681937642typical dutch one. theyre actually really low quality to some bigger US ones
>>681937646ESA Winter this year had an old school PC game/Commodore Game block and it was the best block of the event.
>>681937782you are way younger than the target demographic.
>>681937020It’s okay richfag
better combat that fromslop
>>681937419>>681937412S
>>681937692I was lucky and had hand-me-down 98, 3.1 and DOS pcs as a 3 yr old in like 1997.They didn't care if I broke it.
>>681937493saving this as "Quest for Safety"
I'd let him slurp me up, if you know what I mean.
>>681937782I'm 32, git gud
>>681937863>roll roll roll hit>duck duck duck hitIt's about the same
based lore
>>681937826>>681937831nah US theatres are the lowest quality shit you'll ever see other than Alamo Drafthouses
>>681937692absolutely, young people are becoming tech illiterate again too
>>681937646what is the cut off for "boomer games". i noticed NES games tend to have better runs too. SNES games too.
>I WOVE THIS SEWIES SO MUCH
>>681937497>>681937501>>681937503
I wanna see a run of this next
>>681937959anything before genesis/snes era
>>681937691That's the cosplay, yes
>>681937937>attacks that are actually well telegraphed>you can hit the enemy without having to wait for 30 minutes>doesn't fill the screen with pointless effects that fuck up your visionit's better
SSS for pizza
>>681937959>>681938018I think it kind of depends. Like good PS1 runs are definitely possible.
Just got here. There's no way Quest for Glory was an S tier run.
I don't like pizza
>>681937860you ever just...start fighting a pizza?
That was an incentive that was actually worth watching, amazing.
These guys have such passion for these games. Too good for this fucking event
>>681937419APure soul boomer game
>>681938085
good job runner
>>681937982Man he really sold out hard.Imagine just paying people to ctrl+v shit for your scripts.
>>681938080There's no way you live to see tomorrow.
>>681937959Boomer Games: Pre-NesGen X Games: NES and SNESMillennial Games: PS1 - Xbox 360Zoomer Games: PS4 - Now
>>681937419A-
good run
>>681938085retard
>classic Nintendo gamesfinally
>>681938085What are you a communist?
The older adventure games always have really fun speedrun's just because of how RNG heavy they tend to beSome really neat tech in them too
>>681938085Sucks to be you
>>681938046>noo this isn't telegraphed enough my reflexes are too slow>aaah my old strained eyes can't take this darn tooting flashinessfiltered because oldstick to these game boomer
BOOMER SHIT OVER BACK TO BING BING WAHOO
>>681938085>gachafaggot is subhumantypical
>>681938151remember when they found his grommr
>>681938080Runs of ancient-ass games with passionate boomers are always a good time, my man.
It's time.Redemption arc.
>>681938070ps1 isn't even close to the boomer era of games retard. ps1 games were made for normalniggers, casuals and children. they are good but they are not slightly similar to DOS/NES/C64 games etc
>>681937692Her and her husband were a treasure, as bullshit as Sierra puzzles got, point & click adventures wouldn't have had the heyday of the late 80s to late 90s they had without the groundwork they laid
I'm tired of video game remixes how is it possible that there are hundreds of hours worth of them
>Tranny tower later
>>681938135gen X runs still have potential though.
>>681938202yes, as a matter of fact I will stick to the superior games! have a nice day zoomy
>>681937789I think he had it right >>681937728
>>681938107I still love old AVGN, that era will always be the best
Where is the latest chart?Here's the tit tax.
Do you see how much better it is to have someone playing a game they love which features goofy shit rather than people playing shit they don't give a fuck about because they think it's so wacky. Take note you Goat Simulator playing motherfrickers.
>donkey kong country 3nice>gbafuck
woah nelly
>DKC3>Not 2Trash
I barely see anyone talking about DKC3 It's bad or something?
>>681937412>>681937419S for fast and fun
>>681937809>the mess up that invalidated the runwhich one?
>>681938102Man games really changed so much after Sim City and Monkey Island.I had no idea until I watched a MI documentary about the difficulties they overcame.
>AND politicalWhat if I'm a Nazi?
>>681938249There's even more music of amatuer soundcloud tier music but no one listens to those, ala remix what's already in a search engine to get noticed.
MUH HAT
>>681938346its not as good
Unpopular opinion: Donkey Kong Country games were never good and are kept overrated by people with nostalgia for them unlike timeless masterpieces like SMW that still play just as good
>>681938135>Millennial Games: PS1 - PS2>Zoomer Games: Xbox 360 - PS4>Alpha Games: Nowftf
>>681938080Why?
>>681938331Wait, it's the GBA version? I'm leaving them.
>>681938389Popular opinion: You suck, dude.
>>681938338DKC3 has really grown on me over time. Still doesn't hold a candle to the first two but it's a decent game.
>>681937692>>681938240Her puzzles are cruel as fuck but she was right on the money with so fucking much, it's a shame she gets erased out of shit by the same people who act like they're champions of women in game development.
>>681938325try big hairy mantummy and you'll probably have better luck.
>>681938346>GBA portit's gonna suck>>681938376someone needs to call the suicide prevention hotline and local police before she hurts herself
>>681938240Every single part of every single game they ever made was an incompetent mistake. Lucky for them, most gamers adore being punished by bullshit. Even I get fucked on a second-wise basis in King's Quest III and reespond like "ah yes that's that good shit."
>>681938085It's OK Chicago bro. I don't like our pizza either. Italian style is pretty goat though.Also, ketchup on a glizzie is actually pretty decent, just shoot your garbage ass neighbors if they get uppity about it.
which one of you is this
>>681938249https://ocremix.org/fun fact this was the very first forum I posted on as a kid i don't post on forums anymore though
>Donkey Kong Countryfinally, a real fucking video game, at last.
>>681938376This bitch really made this audience cam bullshit her entire fucking personality huh
>>681938346>It's bad or something?Yes
>>681938389smw sucks ass
>>681938432they broke up (in my head)
might see you later, lads. Enjoy the runs match is about to start, not looking forward to this.
>>681938335Oh lawd.
>>681938376don't get me wrong, fuck the no fun allowed organizers but what is wrong with her? lmaoreaching some dangerous levels of attention whoring
>>681937646When people like games that they are speedrunning is far more enjoyble experience even for the audience. Too many runners nowdays haven't even played casually games they are speedrunning.
Have they run Fate of Atlantis at GDQ or ESA? That's one point and click I'd know extremely well so it'd be neat to see how they speed it up, seeing as it's relatively linear compared to those Sierra ones that sprawl.
>>681938335My dick
>>681938402Yeah thats probably better. I forget how old zoomers are these days, I just always think of them as teens but the oldest zoomers are 26.
>>681938484Look up Vidya_James
>>681938301Until this faggot bitched about Spoony and that era of ytbers died after it.Fuck this faggot.
>>681938525>in your headcanon she doesn't even date you, they just break uplmao, even your imaginary world is grim
>>681938540She's a fucking girl she can wear a sonic backpack ezpz
>>681938376Whenever I feel depressed and self-hating, I try to remember that people like this exist.
>>681938432If that sasquatch can get a girlfriend, maybe there's hope for me...
Why is redbull so popular when it tastes terrible
>>681938540It's to the point I'm siding with GDQ on it now. What they meant by "distracting" was "Stop attention whoring"
what is this rakugaki shitany good? anyone know?
Ratings just mean so little at this point, completely watered down
Reminder that DKC3 is the best one if you 100% it.
Man with GDQ ending today what the fuck do we do next?
>>681938540immediately after she got told to stop fucking around with the hat on stream her reddit white knights were spamming the threads with>nooo she's not doing it for attention!!!!couple days later and she's suicide baiting on twitter about how her life is over because she can't wear the hat on stream
>>681938432The webm that destroyed incels
DKC3 is and always was shit
>>681938680damn thats craaazy
>japanese runnerinstant sss tier
I'm genuinely sad I barely missed the QfG 2 run.Glad you all liked it. Won't watch on youtube as it's not the same as watching it with you, retards.
>Dodgers fanNoooooooooo!
>>681938534We can make her thickerWe have the technology
>>681938732Hey settle down ok?
Holy shit, a Japanese marathon runner that actually speaks English?
These are the last few runs before the event turns into absolute SHILL mania and they get the loud readers on who won't shut up and the runners get interrupted and they incentive push big time. Savor these moments while you can.
OMG HE'S JAPANEEESE UGH SOVL SSS RANK INCOMING
I miss him bros
>Jap Dodgers fanYep checks out
>>681938705Wait for ESA
>wapanese runner speaking broken englisheasy ZZZ run
>>681938001those games are fantastic. The 2nd one was great despite the absolute bullshit mechanics (can't bump the 3 pixel wide bridge or the matches get wet and you LOSE but it doesn't tell you)
>>681938432
Japanese bonus points automatically on thisEnglish not bad either
>ohtani bandwagoneroh baby
>I'm ready>...>....>...>...you want a countdown or...?kek
>dodgers shirtanyway can someone explain the nip obsession with baseball
>>681938376Give it a rest lady.
>>681938775sorry
>japanese person>has dodgers shirt>speedruns american gamesrawhide kobayashi?
>trackmania frenchman>walmart greeter>japanese DK runnerThe saviors of this GDQ
>>681938680>tranny present anywhere - Z>old boomer game with old boomer autist - SSSThere, every chart from before and into the future already rated for you
>>681938782kek this
can this faggot stop mumbling
>>681938714Finally a fight where I can just emotionally lean back and enjoy the show
>>681938335>shapeless blobNo thanks
>French guy with heavy thick accent you can barely hear:(>Japaneses guy with heavy thick accent you can barely hear and sounds pretty much the same:)
>>681938389Shut up, bitch.
oh no it's a negative energy commentatori can feel my life force draining help me aaaaaaaaa
FUCK, NOT GLAN AGAIN! YOU ALREADY RUINED ONE RUN, YOU USELESS TWIG!!!
>>681938680Compared to before? Nobody ever took it serious except for a handful who sperg out when it doesn't match their thoughts on the run
>>681938801I bet he was an Angels fans last year.
>>681938837>>681938827>>681938823Dodgers - Vtubers collab just happened, it's because of that
>>681938884I :) at both!
Jesus, I didn't know the GBA version of DKC3 looked this ugly compared to the original
Holy crap wake up before commentating please. Drink a fucking Red Bull
This port seems pretty good. Is there something wrong with it? The OST is way fucking better.
Hey /sp/ortsniggersReturn to your containment
>>681938587I don't know who this is or why his outfit is so low cut.
>>681938892I hope v0oid will bring some live, the other dude is rough.
>I TAKE A WARP BARRERU IN HONORABRU DISPRAY>I ROSt RIFE IN DISHONORABRU SHAMEFURU DISPRAYLove ESLs
>>681938765>>681938801>>681938941>>681938823this is the only reason why:https://x.com/KokoChocoCocoa/status/1809437297705996769
oh heyim doing a playthrough of GBA DKC3neat
>>681938376>>681938540>>681938714I don't often agree with GDQ but I'm now believing what CoolMatty said that they just told her to "tone it down" and she's proceeded to just sperg out over and it overdramatise everything acting like they banned all her hats.
Why does the guy on the couch sound like he wants to kill himself
>>681938918Lists were better because of how unserious they were, the move to the dot chart was where everything went wrongI want to go back
>>681938848Don't forget>TBCR>Halo 3 zoomersSOTN run was good too but he also was part of the fighting game tournament so kinda shit
Is you don't like donkey kong country then you're a genuine faggot.
>>681937691I thought it was from better call saul
>>681938705prepare your sides for the shitshow ESA is going to be
>>681938892This guy sucks the air out of every run he's in. Almost impressive.
>>681938956The palette looks like shit due to having to have high contrast to see on the shitty gba screen. I played it as a kid and it's the type of thing you don't notice then but I don't know that I could go back now
>>681939006Jesus, this is real? Wtf.
>>681939006I hate Los Angeles so much it's unreal.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>681938680Have to agree to be honest, when zoomshits are crowding these threads now, are blithering fucking retarded, and are rating everything S now because they only think in regards to thumbs up/thumbs down (SSS or ZZZ), these threads and the rating for these events are gay.
>>681939006imagine being a total sports jock normalfag and seeing this kek
>>681939006oh god vt autism is infecting the real world now
>>681939006is gawr normie garbage now?
>>681938680>>681938850Its always been like that, it IS /v/ after all, the place of extreme opinions with no grey. It's always been>I liked this run, SSS>I disliked this run, ZZZ
>>681939006I regret asking.
>>681938749If he somehow fails and dishonors his family he can commit seppuku on live stage which is also SSS
>>681939052Not all of us had a SNES during the 3 years when these games were considered remotely decent.
>>681939082It would be extremely painful.
>>681939018realized where he was
>japanese runnerBASED
I thought I recognized that monotone voice. It's the ALTTP chokester.
>Be Japanese>Be fan of Baseball>Randomly pick one of the west coast teams to be their Fav teamEvery time.
>>681939082No one cared who he was until he put on the mask
>>681939006Sportsniggers and VTUMORS both return to your fucking containmentMODS ban this nigger
>>681939006based as fr*ck
>>681938803If there even is gonna be an ESA at this point. Its just gonna be Edenal sitting in a room alone.
>>681939082dirty gaijins everywhere
>>681939076Yes, and it's hugehttps://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/story/2024-07-03/dodgers-gawr-gura-vtubers-hololive-promotion
Do these two flamers on the couch even know the runner? They're speaking like they were forced to be there.
>>681938823>follows his fellow countryman no matter what teambased>>681938827the only major country where baseball is really big besides the US. They have a lot of good players, the only first world country that is consistently exporting players to the MLB
>>681939082UHHH YOU DONT GET TO READ DONATIONS
>>681939082What kind of name is CIA?
>>681938884We rated a Frenchie who never stopped talking very highly just the other day.
>>681938705wait it doesnt go into sunday?
>>681939082>dodgershe's definitely a holo fan
>>681939006Thousands of confused boomers just shake their heads at the sight
>>681939006I cringed but when the audience started singing along I said kino and sat down again
I think I've seen VOoid do this run about 3 times and it blows me away.DKC3 is the best for some reason. I forget how.I could do DKC1 in like an hr and a bit before I knew speedrunning was a thing. It was interesting to find that they use many "tricks" I thought was standard gameplay.
>>681939082because he is a ninja
>>681939070>Up next is Edenal with Super Mario 64>After that its Edenal and Planks sitting and talking>Then its Edenal sitting alone and drinking>Then its Joshimuz.. oh wait, he just dropped out too? Uhhh then its Edenal doing jumping jacks!
>>681938540It's literal autism. Screaming and seething for long periods of time after getting something frivolous removed from you it's a telltale sign of autism.
>>681939186It isn't random, it's clearly because of Ohtani, and the Dodgers are leaning hard into the Nips. Not just the HoloLive stuff, there are advertisements for products/businesses exclusively in Japan written in Japanese in the Dodgers stadium
>>681939082To hide his succulent dick sucking lips
>>681939186>randomlybaseball tourist spotted
>GBAYUCK
the song that just played kind of sounded like the beginning of the rhythm heaven interview
>>681939186They pick teams that have a Japanese player. When I was in Japan the Japanese would sometimes bring up American sports and it was always a team that had a Japanese player.
So /v/, how does this version of DKC3 compare to the original? Better? Or worse?
>>681939018That appears to be his only tone of voice. He ran Link to the Past yesterday for an hour and never deviated from that emotionless drone once.
I know people always say this but has this week flown by for anyone? Feels like it just started. This event in particular just felt super fast like a blur.
>>681939379worse for playing better for speedrunning
>>681939376Why do people look at animals and have sexual attraction towards them?
>>681939082To hide the ball gag. Duh.He clearly knows something about covid most don't.
>>681939006KEK imagine the average normalfag seeing this shitthe look on their faces must've been hilarious
>>681939082Japanese
>>681938803>>681939070Goddammit I couldn't get time off for ESA this year in time
I missed the grand poo world 3 run last night, was it any good?
>>681939379has there ever been a good port of any game
>>681939330First it was the Mariners, then it was the Angels, now it's the Dodgers.No loyalty from these people.
that's a mute
>>681938376>be disruptive>get told to stop being disruptive>seethe for dayslmao
It begins
>starts singingjesus christ
>laundry: done>dishes: done>balls: emptyoh yeah, it's gdq time baby
>>681939379it's GBA so it's much less smooth to control than SNes, but i believe they added an extra world
>>681939186>random$700 million + tip for Ohtanithey're going to milk it hard
DKDonkey Kong>>681939442Rotten amygdala.
>>681939442i can only empathize with animals and real people make me sick
actually, the shilling is a good thing!LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>681938376This bitch really is milking this debacle for all its worth.
Ok but DKC3 GBA has FANTASTIC music.Can anyone disagree?
oh no please
I have no clue how to rate this run. DKC3 with Tonkotsu and V0oid should be an automatic S. But the other commenter plus it being the GBA version put such a huge stain on it.
>>681939006These beams should not be getting crossed
>No one joins in the rapWeak. Did they do DKC2 already?
>>681939186the biggest baseball player in the world is on that team and he's japanese. He was huge even when he was playing pro ball in Japan before joining the MLB.
>>681939472Be thankful. Its not stepping up to be a good one
>>681939206I'm behind on the news, what's happening with ESA?
>>681939507Because Ichiro, and now Ohtani. It's basically just racial
>>681939006I like Gura but holy shit this is cringe. Keep Vtuber shit in the Vtuber sphere. FFS
>>681939478For Kaizo it was alright. Basically a greatest hits of GPW with some new ideas thrown in. Almost got mercy killed because runner kept choking at the final boss (that supposedly wasn't even the hardest boss of the run)
>>681939514I liked it.Same.
>>681939459it is a completely brilliant combination though, something completely foreign and weird combined with their hundred year old anthemsay what you want their marketing team is genius
no guesses?
>>681939530your husband must be very happy hun
>Japanese man playing in total silence>Couch doesn't know what to say >"Yeah, you can read a donation or two.">Dead airThis is actually pretty shit.
>>681939442>why are people mentally ill?
>>681939554I'm so sorry you're deaf.
Wearing masks in Japan was common even before covid you retards, it's an ingrained part of their culture
>>681939472don't worry anon, there's always the next ESA after that one!
Man, those two really don't want to be there, holy shit
>>681939006I watch some of these vtubers like Gura and finding out about this the other day unironically made me cringe and feel second hand embarrassment. I can't imagine the dudebros in the stadium collectively saying "what the absolute fuck" to that shit.
>>681939478it was alright until the final boss chokethat took a bitrom creator had some level gimmicks that were beyond do retarded shell and yoshi jumps over and over without fucking up
>Doing the final day incentive pushing THIS earlyHoly shit they must be desperate
>>681939554I don't think there's a single gba ost that out does a snes version.
>>681939103Well the Dodgers are leaning into it, they gave away official packs of cards and merch with them on it, all of which is going for 200+ bucks on ebay
>>681939540he's not wrong, plenty of "madness" in these threads when the incessant shilling really starts
>>681939478Good run - comfy banter between bros and a tense ending, because of a slight choke/overrun during the final boss
...poyo...
>>681939006KEK
>>681939567I agree, the run is great. The commentator is not.
>>681939668This. Was hoping for engrish the entire time
>>681939082Japanese had mask wearing as a culturally ingrained thing way, way before covid.I don't blame him, conflu and other crap spread through these events like wildfire.
>>681939215I know v0oid has done commentary for the runner before don't remember if the other guy has. I'm pretty sure Tonkotsu doesn't speak english very well so he doesn't speak during runs making it so the couch has to exclusively keep the commentary going.
>>681939689H-haha...yeah...
Isn't the GBA more powerful than the SNES? Why do the graphics look worse? It's not just the color palate.
which Kong is your favorite?
>>681939627I just find it weirdReminds me of this
>>681939006Blending the internet and real life was a mistake
>>681939006I wish gurafag was alive to see this kekOn the other hand, I'm glad he's dead.
poyo.....
>>681939103>now
/v/ u r so cutecome on cute thread!!!! <3333
>>681939006lol why would they do this, probably 1% of the crowd knows who the fuck that is
>Donkey Kong Country>Not a generic clunky platformer made by a company desperate with being left behind in 3d graphics>not awful momentum based gameplay and shitty horizontally designed platforming
HE JUST KEEPS GOINGSOMEONE CALL TBCR
>>681939783Screen crunch.
>>681937230Because GDQ is boring as fuck now and others want to fill that voidFast 50 was decent at least
>>681938727>own and love DKC>own and love DKC3>try to emulate DKC2 and always drop it in the first few worldsNah 3 is the peak of the series
>>681939823AYAYA cute thread AYAYA
Couch sucks...I feel bad for nippon guy
>>681939798I'd sign up
do they really have nothing to say? is it just gonna be free reign for donos for FIFTY FIVE MINUTES
>>681939607>Staff we leaving before ESA Winter 2024 so they couldnt do 24 hours>Disgruntled staff abandoning ship due to disagreeing with Edenal's decisions>Then Metako left>Lovare Metoo'd them>This caused a lot of regulars to drop out to not be associated>Still no 24 hours>No stream 2>Shitshow damage control with all of this including banning from the discord, wiping messages, deleting vods
>>681939103Anime shit in general is normalfag.
>>681939534Is he worth it? I don't know baseball.
>>681939798>We're putting together a team
>>681939783Yeah was thinking the same thing. Like DKC1 on GBA looks way better than this.
>>681939823I'm a total snack
>>681939760Other guy Is also a DKC sêerunner and i think he did a few runs years back, race and stuff
>>681939823C U T E
>here comes this section where you have to dodge the thing and...yeahamazing commentary
>>681939756Con crud sucks. I think it's been prevalent enough to have been referred to as the GDflu over the years.
>tfw your poverty team gets a jap>it's kenta maeda>>681939931yes, 100%
>>681939006As someone who has watched a vtuber once or twice this is making me all kinds of uncomfortable.This shit should stay in the bedroom.
>>681939883Jesus you sound like a fucking psychopath. how many bodies do you have under your house?
>>681939970simple as
>>681939756I've noticed that with Japanese streamers, they hide their face alot, even way back in the 2000s. It was either no facecam, or wearing a mask, or they "cosplay" where it hides their face. Then when vtubing became a thing it really boomed in Japan, but not in an attention whoring way like the West but like a "hide my face" kinda way. I wonder why that is?
>>681939787Grandma because I wish I was dead.
>>681939787that's an easy choiceit's Diddy
>>681939838Dodgers also had a night with the 'Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence', an unironic Satanic drag show club. They really know how to pick them
>>681939984Yep, it also got called ESAids at ESA, lol.
>>681939787Diddy. He fast.Dixie is kinda slow.Which sucks with DKC3, but the run is arguably better despite.>dies
>>681939906Damn, guess I'm gonna have to wait for next GDQ then
>>681940015Japan has a serious anon-esque culture when it comes to the internet
not feeling this run lads
>Miss clip>Die>get the glitch but you've already fallen behind
>>681940015strange when they all look the same anyway
>>681939798baiting youngsters to do as you will, as old as time itselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ
It's not the same...
>>681939705I can see why they're panic moding.
>>681936809Don't bait me into your garbage thread with such amazing art!
I sound like the monotone guy on the couch
>>681939787It's Funky.Contrarians need not respond.
>>681940015they just want to minimize any risk that their internet shenanigans may affect their family/standing at work
>>681939103>nowLOL
>>681939892newfag.Do you want a comedian or a speedrunner that actually runs games?These three have all been in the top 10. Vooid and Ton have been 1 several times.
>>681940124this is bad?
>>681940015bugmen mentality, where they completely give up any sense of individual identity
>>681940151Next game needs playable Funky who isn't easy mode.
>>681940124now lets see the viewer count chart
>>681940107jesus fucking christ
>>681940062Hadn't heard that one, that's funny.
>>681940124Here's just the recent GDQs to adjust for inflation.
>>681940182>>681939813but you KNOW your preferred vtube would suck normie cock in a second if it meant popularity
>>681940124Did it really take until 2018 to break 1 million?
>>681940124love those sharp upticks at the last minute. Wonder where that came from...
>>681940097Well actually that might have been faster than continuing arguably.
>>681940184If only they could choose a decent game but instead they wasted their lives playing fucking Donkey Cock
>>681940221At least its better than the last SGDQ? Which makes sense, SGDQ 2023 is still the worst GDQ ever IMO.
>>681940269>your preferred vtubeI don't watch that dogshit you ESL cuckold
>>681940124>>681940245Got the viewership graph?
>>681940107It's funny that they know their (((western culture))) is completely dead to white youth now.
why is the runner wearing a mask?
>>681940269>your preferredIf you watch a single one of them you should kill yourself.
>>681940272Yeah gdq used to be tiny not that long ago.It exploded around 2015 because of pro runners I think.
>>681939823I'm gonna cum on the thread alright
>>681940269>your preferred vtuber>>>>>>>>>>>im-fucking-plying
>>681940039diddy? more likely diddlygiggety
>>681940107that's the most 00's shit I've ever seen
>dkc3>bestI laughed, slapped my knee, then laughed again.
>>681940360the monkeys stink too much
>>681940360He's asian and nerd congregations are gross as all fuck
>>681940314Consider sudoku.
>>681940320Really is sad desu. Should've ended with AGDQ 2020. Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villian.
>>681940335>>681940385>>681940396easily mad
>>681939689Just you fuckers waitESA is going to have the biggest redemption arc
>>681939798>I kneel
so, anybody know if the new supermonkey ball game and gdq sponsor is acceptable?
>>681940320god damn
>>681940272Yeah, 2016 - 2018 is where GDQ REALLY boomed IMO, like when everyone on Twitch was watching.
Why was Donkey Kong only playable in one of the classic DKC games? Could've had Donkey and Dixie for the final one.
It's honestly baffling to me GDQ is still trucking along raking it in while other smaller marathons are collapsing.
>>681940469GDQ was the villain ever since the first tranny wave started.
>>681940314Indeed, imagine wasting time on a fun speedrun that is fun to run.
>>681940495Probably not, anything they advertise is usually shit.
>Rise up gamersuhoh ding dong bannu
>>681940424Are you scared of actual platformers in which the characters don't take 40% of the fucking screen and the techs aren't shit?
>>681940531it's bleeding viewers, since AGDQ 2020 it has been consistently losing more than 20k viewers per event
>>681940221>>681940320Oh whoops forgot to add all the GDQs.
>>681940523To dab on Miyamoto.
>>681940531GDQ lives because of matty's sacrifice of flesh.
>>681940589Used the hard r too.
>>681940554Fair anon, but SGDQ 19 and AGDQ 20 were the last of the tolerable events IMO.
>>681940124what do you mean, they're right below AGDQ 2024, SGDQ typically makes less than AGDQ so seems about right?
>>681940631>>681940631>>681940631
squirt
So I have no idea why the GBA version.I've only watched snes.
>>681940469Its been the villain ever since 2017 its just they were still getting numbers then so they thought their shit didnt stink, then when the numbers dropped in 2020 they just blamed covid (even though more people were at home on the internet at ever before and everything else on Twitch got a massive boost) and now covid's done, they have no more cope.
>>681940597Nowhere near enough for it to be even close to dying. I think GDQ can coast along for at least another 5 years.
>>681940531too big to fail. its like people buying PS5s even though it has no games
>>681940531It's a lot easier to look like you're doing well when you're propped up by a bunch of corporations.Fuckers are even shilling Doritos now.
>>681940590If you don't have DKC2 in at least your top 3 of platformers, your opinion is invalid.
>>681940107lmaothere are so many cuts
>>681940523Isn't the plot of DKC3 literally that they're trying to rescue Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong?
>>681940272no, the graph is cutting off at the current time. pretty sure the first time they got one million was in like 2013 or 2014, that was back when they wouldn't hit it until the very very end. now it's expected they hit one million on thursday/friday
>>681940510I think the last agdq I watched live because I was interested was the one with bonesaw's jak run.And I was losing interest by then. I understand they are supposedly a charity and it's an event to raise money, but as the years have gone by it's become so boring and sterilized.
I've just realized they haven't pushed a forced meme this year. No Yes chef etc.
>>681940531look at mattys screeching about other events happening at the same time as GDQ hotfix and female shit no one cared about and them stirring shit for ESA, they are scared to shit about any rivaling events eating their lunchThey 100% sabotage other events behind the scenes
>>681940813they;ve mostly been self-contained, nothing was versatile enough to be forcedI know forcing it implies it not being compatible/genuine, but nothing really worked (and that's a good thing!)
>>681940124Will they hold the event hostage again?
>>681940360nobody cared who he was until he put it on
>>681940483this>clapso>clapmuch>clap
>>681940469GDQ would still be going strong if they didn't do sub only chat and janny everything to deathPeople will put up with the insanity if they are allowed to laugh at it
>>681940531Speedrunning events in general are dead. Its not where the speedrunning community is at anymore.
>>681940887>Trains Rights>Free Palestinefuck it bring back orb
>>681940895they expect 2 million by the end, brotjher
>>681940523Because dixie also holds the barrel above the head
I'm just waiting for Pizza Tower
Why are they making poyo jokes during DK run
I stopped looking forward to watching GDQ itself after summer 2016. I just watch for the threads.
>>681940813There was some Whee going earlier, which went across a few games on a couple of days, but some of that was a callback to the same one from the Bluey run last event, I think. Thankfully it doesn't seem to have stuck around too long, though it did overstay its welcome, especially with the donation reader overdoing it.
>>681940972>Free PalestineKvetch moar.
>>681941032There's a Kirby game coming up after this, of course the poyos are going to start early.
>>681940813They tried "Pride Month 2", but it didn't catch up.
>>681941032for the same reason you're not posting a DK character
I dont remember this wind water level in the snes and i 104% it
PLATANO
>>681941135Didn't notice that, but i hate that joke either way.>>681941191Sorry i'm a pervert who only saves cute girls.
>>681941028same
>>681940961i find it very hard to believe that GDQ is significantly affected by people not being able to post in a chat that gets 500 messages per second
>>681941210the GBA version is decently different
>gba version>not SNESlol its like hes not good enough to compete in the main game
>>681940531Go wokeGo successful
>>681941385500 message per second of programmed bots vs messages by people with actual souls
>>681941032They're trying to summon Edofat
>>681941531Tonkotsu is a beast in all versions.
>>681942186whatever happened to her?
