Now: Another Crab's TreasureNext: Super Mario 64 (randomizer)Later: 2 million maybe?Stream: https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681957925
>rate faggotry starts in 2018>it starts to derail the comfy threads and turns them into warzones>over the years it actually becomes a main stay and attracts more and more retards who only care about rating runs and shitposting about trannies all week>threads turn to shit>present day and the threads are an unrecognisable pile of rate faggotry shit spearheaded by the fat faggot ecker and his simps>mfw
Mig
IM A HEADBANGA
Mag
>more leftist punsOh boy this is gonna a long one
I'm going to the gas station, what snack(s) should i get?
im safe
I LOVE ETHOTS
Who is this, and more importantly is she a girl?
>/vt/ranny imageI'm not reading that.
Blubbermig
>>681963818The event is shit, the theads reflect thatNot really, the threads are comfy
migging!
I'm at lovare's house
>>681963860I'm a plum banga
Take off that silly ass hat!
niggas who screamed "REDDIT GAME REDDIT GAME" during pizza tower about to be shown a real reddit game
Is this another ad?
Good morning, I hate trannies
Remember we're now into late final day. There are guaranteed to be no more good runs. Its not about the runs from this point in, its about incentive pushing and getting to 2 millions, run be damned, the donation readers will take over to the detriment of the run. Brutal Melo is on soon.
>>681963818And they're still the best threads on /v/.What's up with that, huh?
>>681963818Meds now
so tired of quacksilver. even argick is better than him
>>681963895peak black baby breeder
>>681963938uh based
>>681963772that was a close one miggers
>>681963883
what are you up to while shitposting, anon?
>>681963883Grab me some spicy nacho Doritos anon and a baja blast mountain dew while you're at it
>>681963895Lose some weight fat cunt.
>>681963890She's taken by the gigachad on the right
miggin' when ecco
>>681963895Zelda if she whale
>>681963818>shitposting about trannies all weekthat was the threads before ratefaggotry saved them
>>681963848Would give them headpats.
>>681963921based no sex in the champagne room enjoyer
mig early, mig often
Migged thanks to MSF!
>>681963772ewwww
>>681963978Go on a diet, fatty
>>681963978who tf clips their nails in front of the computer
I just wanted to watch games being speedrun
>>681963818based guratard finally figured out how to shitpost without getting banned on sightI expect to see more of you from now on
>shoutout to the song
>>681963903IMO the threads haven't been that bad this year, especially midweek. Maybe I was lucky and missed all the shit threads and shitposting? Dunno if anyone feels the same or the opposite. I think I've just had good timing this year, I've not really been around during prime times this time.
>>681963895wtf is this
save us parkenchads
>>681963883By watching this stream you are legally required to get some Doritos and Red Bull. Think of the poor sponsors.
>>681964009RalpherZ my beloved
another shill runHOYP
>>681964054Does she have nudes?
Trans Rights is winning the BG3 name for sure. The only game in the world that seems to have found the middle ground, by the way. Male, Female, and third "other" option that unlocks the mentally ill options. At least it doesn't delete males and females from existence like literally every other game now.
Give me a Stardew Valley gf
>>681964048just close 4chanit will make it all better
>>681963818I still enjoy these threads better than most threads on /v/. Plus there's no where else to discuss GDQ.
>>681963978based
>>681964036Hey, money is money. As long as they didn't ask for a favor...
>>681963895
>>681964054>i'm not like the other e-thots
>>681964121
Isn't it funny how it's once again election year and GDQ has another controversy related to hats?
>>681963895Built for dorf dick
>>681964192I see
Could have been a decent run but the pickme bitch is ruining it
>>681964206no, take your meds
>>681964172Worthless then.
is this the soulslike of crab games?
>>681964069The threads have been extremely boring. There was a tinge of excitement earlier today but even that has died out
>>681964228why do you hate women??
>>681964172feet too small
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
Crab Souls isn't amazing but it's way better than a quirky indie soulslike has any right being
Shillrun confirmed
what the hell are those LMAO
this shitty game is just dark souls for tranny manchildren
vocal fry
well I hope the announcer dies
>>681964251Its cause threadschizo made an appearance, and he's not been around much this week. He truly is the heart of these threads.
>>681964228How? If anyone's ruining it, it's the loud as fuck dono reader.
>>681964047>clips their nailshe's whittling a fucking wooden spoon idiot
Fug, the sound desync is getting worse every second
she's really convincing
oh vocal fry girl is back. Alright I'll watch this run
Really hate this vocal fry basic bitch.
>>681964257You're a real migga, chartanon. Stay strong.
Couch girl looks like a slut, bet she had the venue run a train on her
>>681964295so, dark souls for dark souls fans?
>>681964257But the guy running Pizza Tower wasn't a tranny
>>681964257>be gone for over 24 hours>sure there are a few kino runs worth watching that I missed>only 1 blue run to watchSad
>>681964294incel repelling pants +2
>>681963978I'M STILL TRYING TO FUCKING WATCH DWARF FORTRESS VIDS BUT THIS FAGGOT HOST WONT SHUTTHE FUCKUP
>>681964251Its really telling how boring this year was when the biggest story/controversy is "someone wasn't allowed to wear a floppy ear hat"
>>681964352>girl
>>681964294That's the 90s, brother.
>>681964318whittle on these nuts
>>681964381nigga called himself jade
>>681964030They are definitely implants. A few days ago, he scratched one of his cheeks with a quick flick and the way it jiggled was just completely unnatural and disturbing.
>>681963818You're right, the events began to suck not because of the events themselves, but because of your boogeyman. That must be why I never hear any conversation during good runs or for good events, nosireenope.
>>681963903>>681964069>>681964251threads were fine until this nigga showed up
>>681964418what run was this?
this shit is surprisingly closelaggybros where we at?
>>681964436That's a homestuck reference
>>681964257Wannafest 22 was our last green run, its the final hours of GDQ which are always the worst, especially when Melo comes on. Its all downhill from here.
>>681964418pinugs?
is this game fun? anyone here played it?
>>681964352The sluttier they look, the more frigid they are. Homely looking girls are the real freaks.
>>681964294Baggy trousers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo
she sounds like she's trying to sound like a dude.
>>681964352100%Girls (biological or not) who attend male hobby events are almost always guaranteed whores.
Game looks fun
>>681964408It really is, sigh.
>>681964257>>681964382Its a shame because IMO AGDQ 2024 wasn't that bad, it wasn't great but it showed signed of hope. I think it was the highest rated of GDQs. Then it was followed up with IMO the worst one ever.
Imagine how much absolute scathing contempt she is holding in for all the men around GDQ she is holding in.
>>681964497why do homestuck and undertale attract so many trannies?
>>681964408There was the married woman who kissed a tranny poojeet on stream and got divorced
>>681964445Ain't this the game moist critical paid 10k for an optimal route a month ago? I wonder if any of these guys saw a crumb of that money.
>>681964257youre doing gods work chart anonthese threads wouldn't be the same without you
Shellden Ring.
Puns are the lowest form of humor
>>681964490I'm surprised it's as close as it is. I figured Aggy's lack of practice was gonna end it quick
>>681964445simp harder, faggot
>>681964597i swear man some of the posts here are just so...sad
>>681964481I never expected Harutomo to cause such a shitstorm mostly because its not his first GDQ appearance and any other time he hasn't caused controversy.
>>681964497To a character that's a girl.
>>681964629its the only form of normie humor that mega autists can participate in
>>681964597nah she's a woman. she's basking in the attention.
>>681964263>>681964314Because women aren't funny and can't handle banter like the boys. They now have to dumb down their jokes and sanitize it
>>681964523>>681964534>Girl wears baggy as fuck clothes>WhoreYou can't win with fucking incels LMAO
Welp, any chance this run had of being watchable is gone.
>>681964610Spicee won it, yes
>>681963772dead event
Anonymous donations
>>681964257Why was Katamari Froever rated so low?
I don't know if DWB would appreciate encouraging people to 'fight' for the world.
>>681964601Homestuck was very tumblrcore, and tobyfox worked on Homestuck. That audience latched onto Undertale when they saw Toby did work on that game.
>>681964295Basically, yeah. There's a depressingly big market for that
>>681964629you will never be dad with that attitude
That's my anonymous 5k donation!Fight late stage crabitalism!
>another $5000 anonymous donationit's so fucking tiresome
>>681964690it's election season
couch girl sounds like a pornstar
>ANOTHER 5k anonymous donationslay!!!
that donation was made with chatgpt
>>681964407the things I'd do to her...
>>681964608That was another event. This year has been so boring we've mostly been talking about Frame Fatales and ESA.
YET ANOTHER $5000 ANONYMOUS DONATION!!!!
>>681964597You niggas gotta work on your insecurities. Living like this must be hellish.
>>681964709Gee I wonder.. Maybe consider what they have on underneath those clothes. Yeah, exactly.
>another $5000 anonymous donoYep it's that time
You goys gonna watch the Baldur's Gate Trans rights run?
>>681964690who would know saying royal rainbow every few minutes would cause such drama, is this kiwifarm or what
>>681964690There was some fuss the first time but this is like the fourth or fifth, somebody got real sore because the pronouns were they/them this time.
>>681964741I swear it was at S
>>681964704Well you have to maintain a brand. You do not need to like your simps.
>>681964772Oh right, a lot of tourists? I think another factor is he's usually on during graveyard hours due to Japan time where only the most hardcore watchers are up.
why is the host yelling at me
time for the completely natural donation spike
>troon rights!
>>681964597This is typical woman behavior though.
How do so many people have 5k cash just laying around to be donated?
>>681964294irony pants
>>681964036 What >>681964149 said. They're a charity. You aren't going to tell a wounded kid "sorry, we cannot treat your burns. We could have afforded the medical supplies, but it would have meant taking money from BAD PEOPLE so we refused."
>>681964884fortunate, not lucky
>>681964783speaking of, does anyone have the chatgpt synagogue tunnels donation from last year?
The host is a man, right?
>>681964709Pick me, "I'm not like the other girls" are whores 9 times out of 10
Parken with the smoker voice
>>681964875It is, what are you talking about?
>>681964884She looks like the female version of him. Freakish.
>>681964943>poorfags cannot wrap their minds around this
>>681964875>>681964741someone forging the chart, it's S
Wtf I discovered ParkenHarbor recently and now she's been on 2 couches. Good thing too because she's a cutie and actually good at games
transitions?
>>681964884What does she see on him, a speedrunner?
>>681964973yes, a man pretending to be a woman
>transition based boss>she has to get through a lot of transitions
>>681964912GIVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY AWAY NOW
>>681964828>is that...IS THAT A WOMAN WITH TITS AND A VAGINA? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S A FUCKING WHORE BECAUSE SHE WON'T FUCK ME HELP ME TRUMP
>transition baseduh oh
>>681964943You can do donations with credit cards.
the guy screaming donations is unironically ruining the run for me, I hate the end of GDQ events.
Parken and Kungfu, oiled up and on my face
I would "park in her harbor" if you know what I mean ;)
>>681964707Do you realize everyone has to sanitize their act at GDQ or else get banned?You're just coming with made up things in your head to justify your hatred of women.
>>681965021he's a good looking dude.
>>681964943sadly some people literally just live to work, and I've seen so many of them in the IT world. High income no desire for anythingI'm not surprised about donations like that when your costs are maybe 2-3k/mo and you're making 90k+ and have no desire to do anything
>>681964828>hurr durr we're all naked underneath our clothes>shes still a woreabsolute retardation
>>681965020>Boss transitions at 41% health
>>681964884He's a good looking dude. He's lucky for his looks and correct phenotype.
>>681965090Please explain
>>681965019how can you stand her manner of speech?
>>681965021"Fastest hedgehog"
>>681965108jmao
>>681965090i don't know what you mean, elaborate?
>>681965137I actually love her low drawn out voice + you can hear a bit of her quebecois accent.
>right now 40 seconds behindBros...
>>681965108kek
>SMW
who wouldn't donate for prizes like these?
>>681965167>>681965021(Fastest Mario)
muted
>>681965207fucking kek
>>681965207$5000 well spent
How does one acquire a hot game gf like Parkenharbor?
>>681965021>What does she see on him, a speedrunner?he's sporting the asmongold hairstyle very well. all women dig it
I want a pretty girlfriend
>>681965207I would hang up that shit
>>681964728lol damn
>>681965207jeezas...
>>681965280be a hot cool guy
>>681965280chloroform
>>681964637Are you a friend of the runners or why are you following practise for some obscure 2024 game speedrun?
>>681965207that's one for the refrigerator
>Shitty puns on top of some shitty dark souls ripoff gameTime to do something else for a few hours
oh no this is going to turn into a r9k thread
She is HIGHLY relevant given she is on stream, so don't be giving me that off-topic crap, janny.
>>681965021>>681965167>speedrunner / streamer power couplewow i hate it
>>681965286>asmongold hairstyle? they do not have the same hairstyle at all. asmon is balding and looks like he hasn't cut it in ages (or washed it for that matter)
>>681965207I thought that Snake portrait was awful
>>681965207>Provided by Hermione GrangerProblematic
>>681965383
>>681965167Why aren't the leaderboards split by male and female like every other sport?
>>681965350>>681965352These and much more money than she can make from her online simps.
>>681965280you can find a similarly washed "late 30s" looking bitch who is probably better mentally adjusted if u get a fucking job and go outside
>>681963818And yet you're still here desperate for attention, /vt/ranny.
>>681965361I watch his streams while I'm at work
>>681964709i'd like to refer you to >>681965383
>>681965280
>>681965378>is going to
>>681965207
>>681964943I thought Joe Biden ruined the economy with inflation ? None of this makes sense
>>681965461>if u get a fucking job and go outsideeh im good
oh for fuck's sakethis faggot even voice acted in this game
>>681965461I have a fucking job. I do go outside. I've never met a hot girl who is good ad vidya let alone likes gaming
>>681965454sounds like more work when half the males will submit to the women rankings
>>681965432Nani?
>>681964914What's the name of that website?Also having played it. This game is not a souls like at all. There's not even stamina. If anything it's closer to a ps2 game like Jak and dexter.
>>681963818Wait a minute... that's you Gurafag!Get outta here nerd
aggie choking HARD
>>681965432This is the ultimate GDQ prize IMO. It's legendary at this point.
>>681965378Every year they end with this dude and his bitch gf and the thread turns into r9k incel simp centralIt's bizarre
>>681965280Pro tip: Masturbate to hot girls but go for a 6/10 shy cutie who's low-maintenance. Worked like a charm for me.
>>681965383based
>>681965528well trump did actually with the trillion dollar+ covid "recovery" bills he passed that largely went into the pockets of fortune 500 companies so they didn't have to suffer a .01% decline in profit
>>681965616Sniff.
>>681965616nta but men are women are different mentally as well
I think this race is over bros.
>>681965616>It's not like, a physical competitionThen why aren't there more women (real) on the top leaderboards?
>>681965486Oh I know how she dresses "normally" when we see her elsewhere. But here it looks like she's dressing to repel incels and nerds.
>>681965091It's already sanitized yes butoredo when a woman(girl&tranny) are present. Speed running died when we let you in
So this is done as hell, right? I don't know shit about the run.
it's ogre
>>681965534>>681965570my point is bitches like this really are not rare>video gamesI couldn't imagine my girlfriend sitting around playing fucking games all day but that's mebtw i love video games more than u
>>681965207soul
>>681965580gdqstats.com
>>681965540Who?
Why is Aggy shaking his head at his couche's banter
What the le hecking Reddit is this game? Is this some amazeballs wholesome 100 chunguscore soulslop cozyludokino?
>You can't post a picture of the couch commentator on the marathon in the thread for the marathon! Because....you can't ok!
>>681965791because his gf is flirting with the couch guy while he's choking
>>681965715Not necessarily, the last couple bosses are notorious for ruining runs.That said it's over.
>>681965614THIS PRIZE SUCKS!
>>681965807parkenchads are the most oppressed gdq posters after pokegirlchads
>>681965751post backloggd
>>681965803Get a personality anon
>>681965715aggie has been rp walking for like a minute alreadythere isn't going to be a comeback
>>681965850kek
>>681963895imagine being Link and you go to rescue the princess and you see this instead.
>>681965751no one said she'd be a neet, retard. Would be neat to do a bloodborne speedrun race and then fuck like crazy after
Holy CHOKE
This race is pretty one-sided, lads
>>681965850Still not as good as this Nidoqueen.
>>681965614what the fuck is that thing. I bought my friend's wife a crocheted shaymin plush off etsy for her birthday one year and it looked infinitely better than that sack of shit
>>681965548
This game actually looks ok, are the souls puns being forced by the community or do they come from within the game? If it's the former I might check it out.
>>681965837this is so fucking hilarious to me
>>681965925kek>>681965995I don't blame him
>>681965656Oh no, all that money that could have gone to Ukraine or the Green act. Maybe if Biden printed more money for the inflation reduction act we'd have less inflation!
>>681965983nidoking(queen)
>>681965995based
>>681965842thank you strange anon on the up and up on the Another Crab's Treasure running scene
What happened during Hollow Knight to cause this?
>posting a conventionally attractive biological female that's on screen right nkw gets you banned from gdq threadsThat's some real tranny janny hours shit.
>>681966016i lol'd
>>681965837No no no no no....
>>681965995I don't believe you
>>681963895It's strange how she can go from being quite nice looking to this dumpster trash with no inbetween
>>681965995Remind that it was a massive upgrade going from chubby azn girl to Parken
>>681965963It's okay. He may be choking now but she will be choking later to cheer him up.
>>681966007it's on gamepass and you won't play it longer than a month
>>681965807>NOOOOOO!
>>681965994I remember laughing at pic related years ago but it was still a PS5 with ugly shit on the side. Prizes truely have gone to shit.
Who's in the lead?
>>681965850
>>681965581Always was. Did you not notice the change in the threads? Suddenly out of nowhere there was rants and tantrums over the charts and ratings after a week of peace?
>>681965995nice
So, who's winning?
>>681966170spicee
>>681964723Nice to know, thanks anon.
>>681966170Left screen. By a solid couple of minutes.
>>681964294Parken pants
>>681966143I just remember there being a fuckton of pearlers as prizes.
>>681966198left by a landslide
>>681965983>NidoKANG
>>681966103She went to shit fast and stayed looking shit.
she's sitting closer to the other commentator now..
>>681964257>Dog baseball run rated so lowWhy are you all so filled with hatred ;_;
>>681965837>girl being nice means she's flirting with him and it means she must have sex with himthis is why everyone hates incels
>>681966204>>681966213Aggybros...
>>681966198the runner having the least amount of sex
>>681966170The leader
>>681963818You're right and the desperate samefagging replies prove it
>>681965837The dude looks like someone you'd find playing Yu-Gi-Oh in a card shop, fuck no she is not.
>>681966204>>681966238>>681966271Oh nice, I hope he wins. I fucking hate Aggy just for being better looking than I am.
>>681965656New cope after the debate blunder huh?
>>681966235Honestly a collection of sprite pearlers would be way better than this poorly drawn garbage.
>>681966246YOU POSTED A GIRL! THAT'S OFF TOPIC!
>>681966246We're watching a cuckolding happening live
>>681966170I've memorized every level of this forgettable Unity indie that came out last week, let me look at the screen real quick and I'll tell you
>>681965454Because there hasn't been any study yet that proves if one gender has any advantages over the other in speedrunning.
>>681966285
>>681963818I just hate how the rating prematurely kills threads. If we could move the rating to an off-site platform that would fix all my issues with it.
I'm sitting next to spike. What do I say to him anons? Also no I'm not smashing a pic of this guy.
>girlfriend is constantly interacting with other guys, sticking her tongue out at them, and frequently uploading solo pictures to all her social medianah, I'm good
>>681963818You know, for someone who wants the threads to be less about charts and ratings and the discussion of, you sure do talk about charts and ratings a lot, and sure to bring up the topic out of nowhere especially when nobody's talking about charts and ratings. It's like the equivalent of punching yourself and complaining you'er being punched.I just find it ironic you talk about derailing comfy threads and turning them into warzones when you're the prime number one person doing that. The threads are fine when you're not here ranting and raving about charts and wrong or right ratings.
If you haven't speedrunned a game before you should not be able to express you're opinions on them. You HAVE speedranned a game right anon?
>>681966326Talk about a downgrade (the new one)
>>681966427So... what are your thoughts on Israel?
>>681963978practicing my nippanese
>>681966326I mean he's a 7 at best but this fat bitch is a 4
>>681966246NO MITCH DONT RIZZ HER UPFIRST HE TOOK AGGYS SEKIRO RECORDS NOW THIS
>>681966326>>681966431This is the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
>>681965705...what?
>>681966457a bunch
>>681966401True we could easily strawpoll it which would prevent spamming/samefagging unless someone's willing to VPN themselves just to rate a run multiple times. Then you have the statistics to enter already laid out for you. In fact why'd we never do that?
>>681963978I'm just massaging my balls :(
>>681966427smell his hair
This game is fantastic criticism of Indonesia, India, China, Bangladesh, and the Philippines
>>681966478Keep it up, nice!
brootal
>>681966552>unless someone's willing to VPN themselves just to rate a run multiple timesYou really think the autists here wouldn't do this?
>>681963978Playing with my bootleg lego tank.
>>681966442you almost have his dick all the way down your throatkeep going
>choking in front of his gfsad
>>681966478shit... day 1 looks rough
CHOOOOOOOOOOOKE
based janny cleaning up the ugly vocal fry bitch posting
>>681964914does this happen for any other charity things? I'm trying to look up donation stats for the old ass TV telethons to see if they had 'final pushes' and can't find shit.
>>681966478fifty times in your fucking notebook you bitch
CHOKES CHOKES CHOKES
>>681966326Would. Her too.
>>681966592and how did all that trash get there? the US of course that sent it there and told you it was being """""""""""recycled""""""""""""!
I'm so glad I wasn't born a crab, bros. I will never survive this kind of life under the sea.
jannies are alright sometimes
How ugly will the BG3 character named "Trans Rights" be?
>>681966246any body language experts in the chat
>>681963978I play DRG: Survivor, anon.
>final bosswhere the fuck is lilaggy then?
>>681966457I beat all Halo MCC games on legendary mode under 3 hours for the achievement. I got the achievements in Factorio for beating the game under 8 hours or whatever number it is. A few games with speedrunning achievements, games I like and thing I can do it, I try. Legit speedrunning, interacting with the comunity, submittings times and recording my gameplay, fuck no. I know how I play games and try to figure out how to improve that myself if I want to, ain't going to waste my time seeing how other people play the game.
>>681966691Can you be honest a sec, why do you do it? Whats the point?
>>681966816penultimate boss
holy chokecityi want to believe in the aggy comeback but it might be a double over estimate instead
>Dieuhuh....WHY DOES SHE TALK LIKE THAT?!!!
>>681966816Second to lass boss BUT aggy has a huge advantage for the last boss ready
>>681966326>>681966431thats a W
>>681966816He's a lil laggy behind.
>>681966805she wants mitch BAD
>>681966478Clean, very nice.
>>681966805"Body language experts" are some of the biggest scammers on the planet. They feed on insecure spergs.
>>681966862>To what end?sex
>>681966861zoomer accent
>>681966691Do you really think anyone but himself would be that devoted to another 4chan user, let alone a fat fuck with a humiliation fetish? He samefags and spams bots out the ass
is janny afraid of good looking women?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
Aggy will get double hits on final boss he can easily take this since its a 1 and done for him
>>681964591That sunshine run was absolutely godly.
mitch looks like my unshaven nutsack
>>681966968ARE YOU OKAY
Awful game block so late in the marathon?
Time to not post anything itt.
>>681966862Sex. That's pretty obvious.
Aggy CHOKED!
CHOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>681966805>>681966246The two on the couch watch the race on a monitor to the left, she just moved closer to the screen you fucking autists holy shit
Noo~... They both SUCK
CHOKE'EM
CHOKEFEST
keki knew it
>>681967000only /vt/ furries allowed.
HUGE CHOKE
double choke
real Crab Souls gaming
>>681963978
>>681966963>good looking womenLuckily no such photos were shared in this thread
Lets see if Queen Rubie is allowed
Bro choked, got the heimlich, went in for another bite, and choked again.
>mothershuckerok i chuckled
final bosses tearing assholes this gdq
femoid spotted, go to timeout
CHOKES DONE QUICK
>>681967003May... may I see it?
Firth is an asshole to be fair with their levelsRadahn tier asshole
>>681967000I love that bangs have made a comeback with girls, it's really so fucking hot and all e-whore's have them
I want to ____ her harbor
>>681966963'fraid soguess I'll have to learn my lesson and keep quiet
>>681967048let them dream
>race comes down to who can fight final boss under leveled/geared Such tech! Much execution. Very on Let's Play territoryGame still looks cool too
DOUBLE CHOKE
>>681966478Reminder
>>681967123>freely admitting you got filtered by radahnsis...
>>681967076okay i should rephrase thatbetter looking than xer
>>681964257Uh, I found the Shinobi run the best, why anons didn't fuck with it?
>>681966176lmao
>literal who game>released 3 months ago>gets to show off a speedrun alreadyWhy is this allowed?
ENDLESS CHOKES
Any chance of a CalebHart style freakout with Lilaggy going "SAY IT!" into the mic after he finishes this run?
Bro these guys suck
USE THE DEHYDRATION GUN
Say it with me
>>681967202>show off>speedrun anon..
FEEL THE CHOKE
>>681967202The developer donated $5000 so they clearly had a deal
Are we in for a rare DOUBLE OVER ESTIMATE?
>>681967202We literally had a game released in May, when submissioned ended in April. So guess.
>>681967168No Wonder Joey's Ratata is top fucking percentage.
THE CHOKING DOESN'T END
The sheer amount of Let's Plays this year, what the FUCK
>give it up for both of these two are they are absolutely CHAIN-CHOKING on the final boss over and over
>you will never choke like this in front of your gf
>>681967202This is one of the less literal who game of the entire event, newfag.
>>681967204endless trash island
>>681967202it's rollslopit always gets a run
Is this a fucking let's play?
>>681967307Yeah, normally it's the other way around
>>681967307ywnhagf
>>681966947>He samefags and spams bots out the assno shitmy only goal was to see the reaction and sadly nobody really cares to realise that they are eating shitlet them eat shit
what a fucking trainwreck
Has this been the worst GDQ in terms of sheer run quality? Like the runners have been absolute dogshit
these runners suck
>ANOTHER DEATHdude
who knew a crab could drown?
Odds on a mercy kill?
https://youtu.be/04KO9msT5Qw&t=8
what a fun run
imagine speedrunning a game and having the confidence to do it live at a marathon yet you cant even beat the last boss consistently
I had no idea what this boss even did.. I killed this boss in 3 hits with charged attacks
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
>>681967371MONKEY NOOOOOOOO
so, a fucking crab game is harder than Dark Souls?
Are we looking at an over estimate race?
O V E R E S T I M A T E
DOUBLE OVER ESTIMATE
DOUBLEOVERESTIMAAAAATEEEE
ACKI'M CHOKINGLIKE A TRANNY
>>681967272Which game? >couldn't pull mullet mad jack.
OVER ESTIMATE
>>681967403100%
Why the fuck are their train whistles in the audio
>>681967371is he ok?
THEY'RE BOTH GONNA GO OVERESTIMATE
SAY IT WITH ME
OVER! ESTIMATE!
Can we please just get to SM64 blindfolded and Metroid so I can finally go enjoy my weekend at a bar with live music
>>681967392heh heh
>>681967374I believe so. All the OGs have been banned or decided not to show up
TEN
>they're both going overestimate just choking on the final boss repeatedlyNice
BG3 could be watchable but it won't be because of donation incentives and probably the ones playing/commentating it.The game ironically has too much going for it, including trannies being able to make it as ugly and gross as possible.
Blackmagic Design, the company behind Davinci Resolve, having ads at gdq tells me that I should start splicing my runs.
>>681967440This is truly the dark souls of dark souls-like games...
>watching the choke live
>>681967392One of them got paid 10k for completing this speedrun. But yes, you're still correct.
chokekino
instant Z
I love women so much bros. I love their fun attitudes and cute laughs
How are they speedrunners if they're failing multiple times at the final boss?
BETS ON WHO CAN BEAT IT BEFORE THE MECY KILL????
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ninja Gaiden doesn't hold a candle to this trainwreck
WE NEED MORE TRANNIES THESE WHYTE MENOIDS ARE CHOKING
SOBREESTIMADO
CHOKE CHOKE.GIF
>>681965784>donation spikes during dead hours every nighthmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm Henry Firth.
>We love trash flying everywhereI know the runners are getting tossed around by the boss but that's just harsh.
do they have the hotel rented through tomorrow?
>Sekiro no hit run triple failed>Crab souls double choked on the final boss and over estimateSouls sisters are we washed up?
>>681967487DAISOUJOU NO!DO NOT PREACH
Guy on the right can't even get to the 2nd phase
Double overestimate race holy shit
easily the worst run of the marathon
>>681967078Ugly fuckers are allowed, hot girls not.
OVER IN STEREO
>>681967531>underage banned
>>681967470Animal Well
>>681967531Run up and pull up Parken's shirt
>>681967538PROFESSIONAL CHOKE OFF
OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!!!!
spicee's got it now
>falling for the classic greedhow
this isnt a speedrun anymore
KWAB
oh for fuck sake
are these fags even speedrunners?how the fuck can't you defeat a boss in 20 FUCKING TRIES NOW?
GOT GREEDY FUCKERGOT GREEDY FUCKER
I'm not opposed to a comedic Soulslike.
>>681967531Why the fuck are attendee anon pics always so dog shit?
>>681967627?
what a chokefest
HOW MANY TIMES CAN THESE RUNNERS CHOKE?
why are there so many ogre estimates this GDQ
UNLIMITEDCHOKE WORKS
Fucking hell.
What a fucking disgrace
>>681967627Now you were saying...
wait they didnt move the estimate back?? what the hell?
More like GDS amirite
FUCKING STOP
I ran out of safe for work machoke pics :(
How many times they choked already? 4?
>>681967501>>681967374They turned their passion hobby into fake hype trans awareness week, of course the good runners stopped showing up.
>>681967531>projectorWouldn't it be better to watch the stream on a laptop/tv/pc monitor or whatever? What does parkenhabor smell like?
Firth > Messmer
>>681967531Be honest is the odor there pungent?
>>6819639783d printan
>>681967531Stand up quickly and pretend to adjust your top
>>681967367Oh what would we do without the brave /vt/ranny here to defend us from...rating a run. If only we saw the light...
first we had mitch fail his sekiro run and now this
>>681967202They have a second submission window for more recently released games. Also for what it's worth, MoistCritikal sponsored a speedrunning competition for this game so there was a lot of attention and strat finding for it. So it's pretty developed even despite being so new
>the double choke>both runners over estimateWEW LADS
Ha ha quirky boss fight who says 'I use game mechanics!' and has a reference name, jawesome!
>>681967542Spicee. If Aggy loses then all attendees get to run a train on Parken
Conspiracy theory: They deliberately got dogshit runners to go over estimate on purpose so they can extend the event more and get more money.
>>681967584OH HAH HAH HAH!!!>runner gets greedy on the last hit
>>681967607>he doesn't know about the amount of early mils and late x'ers at GDQngmi
>>681967676>>681967658
Do they just fucking suck at the game? What are they trying to do? Can't they beat a fucking boss in a game they're speedrunning??
>it might come down to rng hereBITCH YOU ARE BOTH SHIT
>You can't ignore my Firth
>>681967528Have fun trying to understand DaVinci Resolve.t. Someone who's been using it since 2016.
certified cringekino
When do they DNF?
OVERSHELLSTIMATE
oh THIS one doesn't get an extension
>>681967753Wouldn't surprise me at this point
Spicee on his 20th death. Did this dude practice the game or what
>>681967773it's a hard boss
>>681967795LOL! >:(
oh my fucking god
Gimme that sweet, sweet double DNF baby I'm ready for it
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE!
LMAO SHITTES
>>681967674They are not sending their best.
I'm enjoying this shit
Have either of these people ever played the game before? This is comical.
surely they practice this fight no? this is downright pathetic>b-but its hard!fuck you, they're on a global stage to showcase this game, they shoulda practiced more
If you rate this any higher than an F you are a complete retard.
>>681967835anon i swear to god
Oceanestimate
>>681967795there was an attempt
>mfw I open the stream for the first time in nearly a day to this trainwreck
Every over estimate run should just be ended, wasting everyones time and making the event last longer than it should
>>681967882rating it SSS now
i'd tell aggy to hit the bricks after this if i was parken
For fuck sake just beat the game normally then.
>when you schedule a soulslike speedrun two weeks after elden ring dlc drops
>donations aren't at 1.5 mil yet?>tell the runners to choke until that
oh i know what i will rate this run alright
ITKEEPS HAPPENING
>>681967882wdym this is S tier trainwreck kino
>>681967470>>681967608that rabbit and steel game too
Can anyone who has actually played this tell us how tight the parry / perfect guard window is?
This is equivalent to getting knocked out in front of your GF during a fightShe's already left him mentally
The Choke... Beautiful...
KRUSTY_CHOKE_CHOKE_YEAH.gif
>>681967753Nah, Spicee is legit a god gamer, he's just choking hard.
>>681967780lol
>>681967781FUCK DAVINCI RESOLVE
I was laughing but now I just feel empty inside.
>>681967882Are you not entertained?
These crabs seem a little crusty at this game
they are cooking up a mercy kill here
>>681967882It's kino cringe bud
>>681964394which ones, you learning to play?
>>681967732stop breathingknowing you it will not be that long until it becomes a reality
>>681967723Surprisingly, no. But an older guy had BO when I was on the escalator.>>681967657Because Spike is like 1 row behind me kek>>681967731No.
Can't they load a save or something?
howHOW
Mitchriz more like Mitchrizzing up Parky on the couch while her boyfriend and the #1 runner of the game do way worse than he ever could
ANOTHER CHOKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
is this a blind playthrough?
>>681967773They're literally top five runners. It's just in a normal attempt if you die to the boss you just reset. So they're not used to playing through like this
what an erotic performance
>>681967984it's literally the final boss
there's no way we make it to 50 minutes, rightright
just mercy kill it already. i just wanted to see a bit of the bing bing wahoo before going to bed
IF YOU CANT DO IT LIVE DONT SUBMIT IT
>>681963978kickflip feebling hollywood 16
wow this game must be SO hard is this the new Dark Souls?!
i came back after 15 mins and they're still playing this game?
>>681967984Kek
>encourage from the >crowd cheers>DONATIONS
Just mercy kill it already
Is this the worst choke of the marathon?
Imagine these shitters fighting Eigong lmao
>CAN WE GET SOME ENCOURAGEMENT FROM-->crowd starts cheering>--THE DONATIONS?
>>681967936Yeah that was an ad game/shill game too but it was released September 2023, Animal Well was released after the submission deadline of April, it was released in May. Making it an even more obvious ad. Because there was no speedrun community before it was submitted, because it wasn't even released yet. So nobody would have picked up the game, speedran it, got good at it, and decided to willingly submit it to GDQ.
>>681968049PUT SOME SPOILERS ON THIS SHIT FFS
>surely we don't DNFoh no no
>These runners are choking harder than Parken on Aggy's cock!Jesus, Mitchriz
Why submit a run of a game you can't even beat? No back up strats no nothing, just choking death.
GET THE HOOKPULLEM OFF THE STAGE
I am actually glued to my seat. This is fascinating cinema going on.
>>681968070Let's call it a skip to credits or something.In fact, I'm all for them to have used it 45 minutes ago.
>>681967975how does it feel to be mindbroken by charts for multiple years on end, unable to do anything to stop it and too afraid to even post with your avatar
This is embarrassing
>AN HERO OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO WHICH ONE OF YOU
>>681967948I never bothered because the game is a joke to just tank everything and charge attack. There's equipment that makes charged attacks do insane damage and a shell that makes it so you can't get staggered out of a charged attack.
isn't this a soulslike game for babies? what's going on here?
Choking...I'm....choking!
>"You can stay clam, or get chowder">Absolute silence from the crowd
IT NEVER ENDS
GIVE IT UP FOR ATTEMPT 15
>Aggy can't even consistently make it to phase 2its so fucking over
THEY ARE SO FUCKING BADTHEY ARE SO FUCKING BAD
>>681967960I still don't know how to do some basic shit you can do with a simple click in Photoshop, for example.Still, beats paying those Adobe kikes.
Would it be worth using a different shell that lets you roll in place of the 3x damage from the cup, for consistency's sake?
Finally, a proper trainwreck
>A double overestimate chokefestNever seen this ever before, usually one chokes and one storms ahead.
Even the commentators can't cope anymore
>>681967882I'm giving it an S for parken
heck yeah this is like watching my favourite vtuber playing the game
Say what you want about parky she and aggy have a cute pussy
Why is the other guy drinking Monster when Red Bull is one of the major sponsors for the event?
LikeJust don't stand in the tornadoes you fuckers
this is the kind of choke even tinytim wouldn't be able to fix
ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE > ELDEN RING??
This run.
How come they're not increasing the estimate on this run but will repeatedly increase the estimate on other runs that go overestimate?
>hits phase 2>dies to first attack
>>681968069kek
holy shit
>run accepted>can't beat the gameSo is there no verification on what runs get accepted? Can anyone get a shit run accepted?
Instead of a shepherd's crook can a big fishhook lower down from the ceiling and yank them both up by the jaw?
RATE THIS TRAINWRECK
dibs on parken after she leaves him
Look into their eyes, they KNOW they will get murdered as soon as they leave the stream. They are dead man.
this is just like the fucking disney tetris run
>i wish we could say this is marathon-bad luck, but this is just the normal game
>this run
fucking 10/10 run holy shit what a disaster
>it keeps happening
I stopped watching the vod of SotN for this trainwreck
FUCK LILAGGY BASED
there we go lmao
>>681968340it's not over yet you idiot
AGGY IS GETTING KEKED TONIGHT
The funniest part is that Aggy had planned to propose after this run. I doubt he has the balls now.
>>681968258RORRY RAIBOUU
Are you breathing? NO!!!
rip lilaggy enjoy raising your wifes son
spicee will now fuck the whore live on stage
its finally ogre
is this game hard or something? why are they struggling
>>681968167kys
take that sex haversyou will never games
AGGYCHUDS
Jumpin fucking Jesus I actually want to see the mario 64 shit. HURRY UP
>>681968360Bad run, this
T for trainwreck
>screech
thank god
LOL
>ANOTHER FUCKING CHOKE!!!!!!!!
OH NO NO NO
sorta based how this girl is interrupting the donations
>>681968342Happened >>681967748
aggy gets his gf to comfort or dom depending on whatever your kink is kek
No DNF today.Is that a good or a bad thing?
>DIES AFTER BEATING THE FINAL BOSSWHAT A TRAINWRECK
>Aggy and Parken tonight
>>681968442I mean, it's basically a soulslike.
ONE MORE CHOKE
>CHOKING ON THE ENDING
Rate this run!
WE'RE REACHING THE LEVELS OF CHOKE THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE
Chuddybros...
>CHOKING AT THE ENDAHAHAHA
wow.. they both finished at the same attempt.. not staged or anything
whats her OF?
>>681968523>>681968518B
>>681968523S for trainwreck kino and Parken
>>681968518SSS
>>681968518>>681968523F trainwreck
>>681968518D for didn't practice.
>>681968518>>681968523ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>681968518>>681968523Ftrainwreck
>>681968518>>681968523Z
>>681968523ZZZ
>>681968523>>681968518holy mother of S tier
>>681968442never played a soulslike, huh sis
>>681968518>>681968523F
>>681968518>>681968523S
Looks like spicee gets parken tonight!
>>681968518>>681968523Z trainwreck
>>681968518>>681968523F cringekino trainwreck
>>681968518>>681968523D for Didn't Watch
>>681968518>>681968523C for Cringekino
>>681968518>>681968523SSS
>>681968518S
>>681968518S for choke kino
>>681968518>>681968523S trainwreck kino
>>681968518>>681968523C for crab
only 25% over estimate!
>>681968518>>681968523F for glorious trainwreck
>ten minutes over estimateYeesh
>the game is beginner friendlydidnt look like it
The men of 1004 chokes! Choke number 1: Spicee!Choke number 2: Lilaggy!Choke numb..........Choke number 749: Keizaron!
>>681968518C
>>681968518SSS CRINGEKINO
>>681968518>>681968523S trainwreck
>>681968518F
>>681968523>>681968518S
>>681968518>>681968523C for choke, C for choke!
>>681968442>>681968508they are underleveled for the final boss. When their speedrun stats failed they had to do it normally which speedruners always suck at>>681968518>>681968523C for CHOKE. Rate the couch S for sexy Parky
>>681968523>>681968518F
>>681968518>>681968523A
>20% overestimateAmazing
>>681968518>>681968523S tier trainwreck kino
>>681968518>>681968523ZZZ for fucking embarrassing
>>681968518>>681968523S Trainwreck
>>681968340S for chokekino.That was the most entertaining run of the day.
>>681968523>>681968518A really fun desu
>>681968342>>681968518>>681968523F for 20% over estimate and nearly DNF
>>681968518>>681968523F for paying respect to crabitalism
>>681968518>>681968523D ouble overestimate
>>681968518>>681968523A for Chokekino
oh thank god I don't have to listen to that deflating balloon of a person anymore.
>>681968518>>681968523D
>>681968590they're all easy if you've played just one
>>681968523Z trainwreck %
>>681968523F. Embarrassing run. Too many chokes and it's more of a let's play rather than a speedrun.
>>681968518>>681968523ZZZbitching slut on couch, choke festival, literally a letsplay, 10min over estimate
>>681968523>>681968518S cringekino
>10 mins overestimate>still has the ovaries to say "This speedrun is totally beginner-friendly"
>>681968518>>681968523I'm doin' him an S
>>681968518>>681968523C
>>681968523F
>>681968518>>681968523S for 25% over estimate cuz these runners fucking suck
>>681968518>>681968523Somehow both a Z and SSS at the same time
>>681968518>>681968523The rare and elusive double-trainwreck gets a double S from me.
>>681968518>>681968523C for chokekinowould've been higher if they hit the double dnf or if aggy came back
>>681968518>>681968523F+
>>681967781I just finished using it, I added a few clips together nothing fancy, but whats hard to understand?
>>681968518>>681968523C for crabs or choke.
>>681968523C for C(ucked)hoke
>>681968507lool
>>681968518>>681968523Z one of worst runs
>>681968518>>681968523I'm soundin' him an A
>>681968523Actual, unironic F or anything lower than F
>>681968518>>681968523S for Sex Parken
>>681968518>>681968523ZCan't grade any higher for that embarrassing amount over estimate, but holy kek what a choke
>>681968523>>681968518SSS
>>681968518>>681968523SSS for FUCK the schedule
>>681968523>>681968518SGreat double choke.Now show me more midrif
They inspired me to pick up the game because I'm positive I could do it better than them
>>681968518>>681968523D for aD
>Balder's gate is going to be named trans rightsI'm so sick of that shit. Every single file name is being named that
>blindfolded randomizer How?
>>681968518>>681968523Dcould be worse
>>681968523FBoring game boring content and over estimate
>>681968518>>681968523S for cringekino trainwreck
>>681968518>>681968523S chokefest
>>681968839Donate anon, fix the timeline!
>QuACK-silver is done speakingNow we can start enjoying GDQ
>>681968874>>681968874>>681968874
>>681968518>>681968523S.Chokefest of the highest caliber. I loved it.
>>681968839yeah remember when the incentive filenames used to be funny
A+ Run just to be a contrarian
>>681968107Tfw no nine sols run yet.
>>681968518>>681968523C Came for the reverse ntr'ing ewhore stayed for the chokes.
>>681968518>>681968523S for dying on the post final boss rest area.
>>681968839do these people realize that yelling trans rights every 5 minutes has the opposite effect of what they want?
>>681968846~going by vibes~
>>681968830kek surely
>>681968839Miss me with that (literal) gay shit, they're airing the first 3 Star Trek movies at the Kinoplex when it'll happen
>>681968628It is when you're not trying to rush the final boss at level 3.
>>681968893>next games a rando then bald mans gate yeah idk about that
>>681968518>>681968523Sfor hilarityhe even died on the post-boss phase
>>681968846He has already played the seed.Basically stuff is in different places from the original game, but he practised this new layout a thousand times.
>>681968846They explained it yesterday, he'll start without the blindfold on, come up with a route live, and then put on the blindfold and go for it.
>>681968952if they were capable of examining themselves, they wouldn't be transfags.
Is that final boss actually that hard even with practice, or was that exceptionally bad?
>>681968523b+
>>681968523>>681968518BOTH runners in the race choking to fuck at the same part at the same time makes it an easy S
why are this fucking threads always so fucking fast
>>681969084>randomized>but the runner knows where everything is???
>>681969084so thats not a randomizer then ???what
>>681968839I just don't understand how they still seemingly get the same dopamine hit from saying it as ever, despite running it into the ground like two years ago.
>>681969307all me
>>681968763There's a lot of basic functions you need to pull with a literal flowchart that depending on how you put your commands in order, it might or might not work. If you're a programmer, you can probably figure it out better than me though.
>>681969084this is fucking cringe
>>681969307eu and na are both awake at this time
>>681969156Played normally, probably fairly difficult as a final boss in a soulslike would be. They were using risky strategies that meant that dodgerolling wasn't much of an option to maintain their damage multiplier. Normally, if you die a couple of times to it, you probably just reset.
haven't watched one of these in yearsthey're all spamming ORBwhy are they so autistic
>>681969156They had very little health, very little damage, and were intentionally nerfing their defensive options to come up with damage out of nothing. Pair that with the fact that GDQ probably forces people to play with vsync ON for the stream sake and it's a recipe for shitshow.
>>681969156Theyre understated and die in one hit to most attacks. Yeah the boss is already hard but they need perfect parries anf the game is quite buggy.
>>681969494Yeah, which is why I'd expect them to have the timings memorised.>>681969771we migged already >>681968874>>681969909Oh Christ, GDQ can do that? Why would they do that? You have to save the frames for your runners' sakes. What a complete shitshow.
>>681969356>>681969330It's randomized from the original.
>>681970003I have no evidence or proof that they are forcing vsync on, but I could see it being a thing.
>>681968839Baldur's Gate was always gonna be a troonfest. DNDfags are the saddest fuckers around.
This run is going to be kino
>>681970276HRT destroyed DND communities harder than crack destroyed upstanding black communities.
