Most of the runs have been absolute disasters editionNow: Mario 64 chokefestNext: More chokefestsStream: https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681968874
>>681973605migged
>>681973605
>>681973605Fucking retard. The run is almost over. Now everyone is going to rate post here
mercy kill incoming
bubsneedia
>>681973605I'm a migger and it's ogre
>>681973691THANK YOU. this is the correct chart
Get goombd
>>681973605UPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns ON NOW July 3rd-7thStream: https://www.twitch.tv/finnrunsSchedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21sthttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
why was Mario so homophobic in the early releases of 64?
miggu miggu
DNF DNF DNF
I NEED A HERO
Mercy kill, gotta watch an ugly custom character named Trans Rights glitch through BG3
MERCY KILL!!!MERCY KILL!!!MERCY KILL!!!
>>681973647even they can't save a trainwreck like this. bro is cheating and pretending he's blindfolded and he's still choked so hard he's over estimate
miggfolded run
It's mariover
>>681973724Raterannies ruined GDQ threads... forever
HE'D BE ABLE TO DO IT
Holy shit the donation badgering, they DO NOT fucking learn and somehow it gets worse every year to milk the few retards left that haven't turned it off yet. Corporate must be giving orders, who would even volunteer to be a dono reader when everyone hates your guts?
no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>millennials really pissed and shit themselves over this game
>>681973784NEVER STOP GIVING UP
>we need quiet for the final>...AND WE'VE GOT A SIX DOLLAR DONATION FROM ANONYMOUS WITH NO COMMENT
>>681973691wait a minute... I don't remember katamari being the highest rated run of the event
IF YOU CANT DO IT LIVEDONT SUBMIT IT
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
It all comes tumbling down
I actually don't want a mercy killI want to see him do itWhat's wrong with me?
>>681973906>viewers down>donations upit works
Why is the bowser fight the only thing not randomized and he can't do it?
>Clickity clack>Instant 'ack
have there been any actually GOOD runs this event?and I don't just mean good as in "there were no trannies so it's automatically better than 90% of runs", I mean actively entertaining to watch
>>681973724Shut up MIGGER
so long gay runner
>>681973406She's a sexy eyeball monster and she's for me.
>>681973691>Such a perfect spread of Z and SSS that it makes a perfect C
Don't mercy kill it
>this run
>>681973895Who is that, Defender? Defender isn't good at Mario.
>>681973975they won't even hit 2 million
>>681973925You will never understand SOUL, zoom zoom, because it didn't exist in your lifetime.
So long gay Bo-ACK
OVER ESTIMATE
Rate this run!
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
lmao
What a shit last day
HE DID IT/v/ BTFO FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER
Rate this run
>>681974087>>681974082B for blind
>>681974082>>681974087B
>>681974087F over estimate.
>>681974082>>681974087ZZZshit gimmick, over estimate
>>681974087F for overestimate
>>681974082>>681974087S
based as fuck
>>681974108A
>>681974082A
>>681974082>>681974087SLegit great run
>>681974087>>681974108S
>>681974087B i had fun
>>681974082F
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108F
>>681974108>>681974087B
>>681974087>>681974082SSS CRINGE KINO AND NORMAL KINOTHE UPS AND DOWNS
>>681974087>>681974082C out of pity.
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108C HOKE
I'll let it go because it was blindfolded
>>681974082>>681974087B for redemption arc
>>681974082>>681974087SSS
Crowd will immediately leave for BG3 now the meme run is over.
>>681974108D for didn't hit estimate
>>681974082>>681974087ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ overestimate
>DNF predictors in absolute shambles
>>681974087B, at least he recovered
>>681974087>>681974108>>681974082S
>>681974082>>681974087F
no wai!
>>681974087>>681974082KINO SSS
fraudulent run>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108ZZZ
>>681974087B
The only run I'll excuse for being over estimate
I would've fucking lost it if he ran off the level
>>681974082>>681974087Dbecause i don't fucking care about blind folded trash
>>681974087>>681974108SSS run, kept me watching.
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108A. I enjoyed it.
>>681974082I missed it
Who else here refuse to rate run because its cancer?
>>681974082>>681974087BIt was hard to watch, but he did do it.
>>681973997Metroid Fusion was goodBrood War was goodHalo 2 was goodHalo 3 was greatMorrowind was greatHonestly?... there really hasn't been a must-watch run this entire marathon.
>>681974082Aokay that was pretty cool
I just got here, what is random about it? Why did the crowd get all suspenseful when all he had to do was walk to the star?
>>681973673he tried to save us
>>681974087>>681974082B
>>681974087C for good run in the beginning with a choked ending
>>681974087>>681974108B for Bowsette
>>681974087I'll do him a B, over estimate
>>681974087>>681974108>>681974082FNOTA SPEEDRUN
>>681974108Z
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108A
>>681974087>>681974108A
>>681974108C
>>681974087A for effort. Good blindfold run despite chokes. Good runner all around.
>>681974087CKinda impressive but not entertaining
>>681974108>>681974087F
>>681974108b
>>681973981K I N OINO
>>681974082>>681974108Apretty good
>>681974082>>681974087A
>>681974087F'ate gimmicks'ate over estimates
>>681974108>>681974087>>681974082SSminus one "S" for over estimate
>>681974082S. Even though it's overestimate, doing that shit blindfolded is stupidly hard.
>FUCK HIM UP>FUCK HIM UPwoah woah woah crowd
>>681974148>Legit great run>choked the easiest part so hard he went over estimate
Trainwreck bros, we're eating well tonight.
>>681974087S in spite of going over estimate
>>681974082>>681974087C
>>681974108SSSNo question.
>>681974082>>681974087c for CHOKED
>>681974087I'd give that an A. It was entertaining.
>>681974087>>681974108overestimate is an automatic Fwas entertaining watching him choke though
>>681974087S
>>681974087Cself-handicap aside, it's embarassing how many overestimate runs we got this yearLast watch of the event for me, let's meet again at the incoming ESA funeral, anons
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108B for blind trainwreck.
>>681974108ZZZ
>>681974087>>681974082S, what a rollercoaster>>681973997Few, a scarce few. And they'd probably not be fun as vods without the thread
>>681974087A
>>681974087>>681974082>>681974108S
RAT ERUN
>>681974087Dwas boring asf until the chokes at the end
>>681974087>>681974082The only overestimate that I'll ever give an S
>BUBZIA>BUBZIA, OVER HERE!
>>681974087>>681974108C for choke.Enormous skills, fucking boring randomized section, chokeful non-randomized.70 stars blindfolded non-randomized would have be a much more interesting run.
>>681974108S
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108S extremely impressive
is that the homebrew channel?
>>681974320That's not what we're here for please stop that IMMEDIATELY
Blind AND deaf.
>WeirdAl is in the lead for BG3
>>681974087>>681974108B
>reddit raiders giving this over estimate shit A or S ratingsthese threads are a waste of time when the normalniggers aren't busy wageslaving
>>681974087>>68197410810/10
>>681974082>>681974087D overestimate
>>681974087>>681974082AVEry impressive
>>681974087B for blindfold
>>681974320>when you forget to say your hourly "trans rights"
>>681974446but anon... it was... KINO!!!!
>>681974439Hellen Keller runs would be goated
>>681974352See you at ESA. I'm hoping for the best there
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108S
>>681974108D
Goomba won
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108ZZZover estimate and this category where he routes without the blindfold first is gay
>>681974087D
>>681974446It was legitimately impressive. Kys.
>>681974446This was more interesting than the last 5 runs combined, frogfaggot
>>681974087>>681974108I'm doin' him an A
What is the point of this lets play?
>>681974513I don't know if I can watch ESA this year.. it's gonna be too hard. I don't wanna see it as a shell of its former self.
>>681974446oh no 3 minutes over estimate, gonna cry?
>>681974446This.Imagine having such low standards you give some dude fumbling Bowser for 20 minutes that high of a grade.
Just watched the Qwest for Glory VOD, was a decent run but didn't seem that incredible, why the high rating?
>practice codes for a "speedrun"
>they claim the reason there's barely any classic speedrun games and typical speedrun games is because it has been run to the ground (heh)>I can't remember the last time we had a GDQ with mostly classic speedrun games >but every event has the same indie and walking simulator games over and over againI'm starting to think this is just some bullshit excuse
this fucking sucks
>>681974552It was legitimately boring as shit, over estimate, and not a speedrun.
>>681974552impressively boring, faggot
>>681974082ayo what a cutie.Also ZZZ
>>681974446Chokes are exciting. If you want the world record check out youtube.
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108S for all that overshooting the pipe in Bowser in the Sky.
>>681974446Try doing a blindfold run anon.
>>681974636fast50 had a better schedule than gdq
>>681974610The events a chaotic disaster at this point and guaranteed to be the worst GDQ ever so fuck it
>weird al reference defeating trans rights as BG3 nameplease let this hold
Post more of that pantyhose slut from past event
>>681974614thats the best this event has to offer
>>681974552>legitimately impressiveDid you mean to post this in twitch chat?
>>681974636don't you enjoy yet another 3 separate celeste runs
>>681974087B a mih 'niod m'I
Someone should edit him pulling up the blindfold there over the 10 star run just to fuck with people that missed it
>>681974552>>681974579no, it really wasn't>speedrun marathon>over estimatethere's nothing impressive about some loser pretending to be blindfolded and replaying the same levels he plays on stream for 10 hours a day. 6 days a week
>>681974676this
>>681974446>Noooo you have to hate any and everything or else you're reddit!!!!!!Can't imagine being this miserable
>>681974597Creation follows destruction. We will see something new. Perhaps we'll see the seeds of it as we follow ESA Summer. That's my backup hope, anyway
>>681974712Anon it's Weird AI not weird al it's 2024
HE PEEKED
Imagine doing this blindfolded with a room full of people, the runner is a gigachad
>>681973997Halo 3 co-op run was good. I think that's all about it.
>>681974614When you're forcefed shit for a week and you're given white bread, it tastes like filet mignon.
>>681974737pretending to be blindfolded? take your meds shizo
>>681974636all I want to see is some basic ass speedruns of old games
>>681974737>pretendingThere it is. Stay ignorant
>>681974645>>681974658>>681974707>>681974737So much seething, I love it.
>>681974737>pretending to be blindfoldedhe's clearly got some tiny screens sewn into the blindfold, i've been saying this for years
>>681974636Dark age of games that age like milk and shilling. They can't make them like they used to, it's the best they can do with the new generations nostalgia wank.
>>681974446I'll rate it whatever I want.
>>681974108>>681974087SSS
>>681973997there is legitimately nothing worth going back to and watching without these threads desu
>takes blind fold offRUN INVALIDATED
Why is the audio so delayed?
>>681974786I have faith in BSG and UKSG carrying the torch.
>>681974597Plum is at her low point. We can't abandon her now
>>681974834There have been plenty and they have been great.
>>681974797Bubzia used to post here after his runs, but I haven't seen him in ages which is a pity.
>>681974597you watch the fucking garbage that is GDQ and you refuse to watch ESA because it got worse over time? FAGGOTsee you in two weeks
>>681974883Thanks
this sucs
>C-CAN I GET A DONATION IN
>>681974726Looks like an Oni
anything good tonight coming up.
wowhe got 120 stars and it hasn't even been 5 minutes yet
>>681974693I'll do that right after this loser does a SPEED run instead of a let's play>>681974782>NOOOOO SPEEDRUNNING ISN'T ABOUT GOING FAST!!! IT'S THE TAKING PART THAT COUNTS!!!! PARTICIPATION MEDALS FOR EVERYONE>>681974828>>681974835>>681974848>>681974867>hello you absolute legends, Karl Jobst here and do I have a story for you. Bubzia cheated GDQ and I'll expose his every trick
fuck OFF donation reader
>>681974087>>681974082>>681974108D
>>681974915Refresh
>>681974834sorry we only have shitty indie games released 5 weeks ago even though submissions ended 2 months ago randomizers races bingos and constant trans rights donos being read
>>681974737Are you implying that speedrunners don't replay the same levels they play on stream for 10 hours a day, 6 days a week?
>>681974983the end of this shit-tier SGDQ
>>681974983Yeah, the ending.
>>681974934posting here is considered problematic
>>681974082>>681974087>>681974108SSS
so fucking SICK of donation readings I fucking hate this troon event
>choking>settles for toad star>keeps taking blind fold offvery lame
>>681974915The audio's been off all week, even on site (before it hits Twitch). No idea why they haven't bothered to fix it.
>>681974597>>681974918
>come into the thread after a long day of work>it's just filled with people shitflinging about ratingsRatings were a mistake.
NEW INCENTIVE BROSWE'RE SO CLOSE ALREADYCOME ON LET'S GET ITANONYMOUS DONATIONS GO
>>681974834SameEverything after the PS2/GC era are often not good for speedrunning. The focus on mostly gameplay and simple gameplay makes older games a perfect fit for speedrunning.Watching someone "speedrun" indie walking simluator nr#4623 that has zero competition and runners is not exciting in any way.
>>681974883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR41nFMREBE
>125 THOUSAND DOLLARS
>>681974834enjoy your blindfold randomizer race relay
>>681974636Indieshit is easy to act important about.Indieshit rarely takes skill.Indieshit is easy to sell.The classics are needed and yet so easily forgotten
> Chris I'm chime....> C-Chris??
>>681974446>frogposter calling anyone else normalfg
here's the actual schedule
>125k for mario makerJesus, they're gonna stall until tomorrow morning.
>>681974983me going to bed
Oh look there's the random "surprise" 100k+ incentives out of nowhere because they're panicking they won't hit 2 million. Wondered when they'd show up
>blindfolded>keeps taking blindfold off????????????????
>>681975048Are you going to watch ASM, Umaposter?
>lets get to $2 million! I know we can do it!
>>681975120Grim
>CAN I GET A DONATION IN??
>>681974998I have never seen someone whose life is of less value than yours.
this was a level?
The audio desync is fucking annoying. does twitch always do that?
>>681974941I can't watch it die, I can revel in GDQ's death.
>>681975151yeah man this run probably isnt a valid 120 star run baka
>>681975140Pokemon Emerald by Keizeron
That was pretty sick
>>681975120How odd, this is the last run of the marathon but the closing speech is hours later.
>>681975151automatic F
they're going to be banned for saying this is an original super mario 64 kart but they have a mod menu modded in
>>681974967>Can we read a donation?NO>what about nowNO>now?NO!
>>681975202EIGHT
>>681975204ahem
>>681975181Please don't post porn on /v/
>>681975120>carlsagan42
Can he do carpetless blindfolded?
>>681975202War never changes
>>681975249Then why is this shit on my screen? Kick him off and put an actual speedrun on .
>>681975039>>681975048>>681975130Liars, Oats is playing super metroid.
>>681975037any speedrunner that goes over estimate after replaying the same levels day in day out isn't a speedrunner. they are a let's playermayhaps you reddit faggots should start a let's play marathon where people play whatever game they want and get game overs and resets and the "run" ends when it ends - then you don't need to shit up games done QUICK>>681975204watch the stream this bubzia guy spends his whole life playing sm64 "blindfolded" and can't even complete a run
>>681974636>3 Pokemon games every year>Celeste every year>Trying to push Stardew Valley as a speedrun game when its not every year
>>681975140It's hardly a surprise. They do this stuff every time. Something like a third to one half of the total donations are on Saturday literally every time. There's no surprise here.
>>681975202
Tuning in for SM and then it's joever. Honestly this week has been a waste. See you /v/ros at the ESA funeral
The skills on this man. Blind samurai level
>>681975175Might tune in yeah.
>>681975235fine here
>>681975316I stand corrected.
>>681975361Its funny how Pokemon is the only "classic" game that gets run like crazy even if it's boring as fuck
>>681975376Why is Katamari Forever rated so low?
>>681975376The spread tells you it's absolutely worth watching
>>681975365Why don't you give that one a pass, too
>>681975352Shame. I'm going to miss the race
>>681975404I have to keep refreshing after a while
>>681975376>those seething z/f votesMad because BTFO.
chats going so fast nobody will read this and tell me 1 (one) good twitch streamer for watching when im carving more spoons
>>681975505zfg1 when hes live.
>>681975354Lots of words when you could have just said you're a joyless faggot.
>>681975376>the only good run was shitposted to death because it happened to happen during clapistan hoursfucking shame
WE DID IT REDDIT
>2 seconds lefts>gets it!
>>681975505midnight sumo
>>681975376>double the ratings for mario blindfold run>insane number of SSS spam votesLMAO it's katamari damacy and smart ball all over again. these charts are a total waste of time
I'm going to have nightmares about being blindfolded in front of 70,000 people playing this game and I have no clue what I'm doing, I'm just sitting there in silence and darkness panicking because I have no idea why mario is making the sounds he's making and I promised to do a 120 star run
rate anon's transition
>>681975505adam_ak
ratespam ruined these threads
>>681975505zfg
>>681975538Based
whos the cutie on the couch
KINO
>>681975505Post spoons
>>681975376The amount of over estimates, DNFs and trainwrecks, never seen this amount before. Never even seen trainwreck as a legend before, usually there's only one of them but we're up to our like 4th trainwreck.
>>681974883>blue and pink marioFuck this trans earth.
>>681975469At least Oats is running.
I'm so glad they put in a different name for Baldur's Gate
People should stop complaining about "over estimate". Well-calibrated estimates are the average time to finish, not an upper bound (though people seem to pad them a bit to maybe cover 80% instead of 50%). Though if I were running things I'd ask runners for a best case, an average case, and a worst case because it might make schedule planning easier.
>>681975458Runner was a Japanese guy with a furry vtuber model.This immediately polarized the run into people who hate vtubers and furries to give a Z, while (one) furfag smaefagged S votes.It was an alright run in my opinion.
>>681975569smart ball was a great run anon
>>681975505Parkenharbor
>this is currently the highest viewercount of all SGDQ2024
>>681975580ZZZNo idea what you're talking about, but he shouldn't have done it.
>>681975569lol mad
>>681975376>all those SSS spams for Blindfolded Mariokek
>>681975392Great, I'm looking forward to this block here but I might not be able to catch it all
>>681975643Shit sucks, get bad rats instead
>>681975569Just don't take them seriously. Then you'll get less mad. It's just a bit of fun, not an actual genuine indicator of quality that anyone outside the thread actually uses. In fact when the event is over, the chart is completely forgotten about. So why linger on it so much?
>my wife is getting married in 4 dayswhat did he mean by this
Chrism is a class act
>sekiro no hit>chokes several times>tetris grand master>tops out>super mario 64 blindfolded>complete it barely over estimatesekiro guy should be ashamed
>>681975695>>681975569Ah shut up faggot
Can we stop doing the haha funny meme OPs, I want to know the schedule without needing to go on their website.
>he could hear the entire timeso every time he said "i don't know if he knows he's right here" he was telling him where he was
this is the cleanest sent has ever looked
Bubzia's run was the most interesting run no doubt
>>681975643you don't have $2,99?
>>681975695You lost chuddie
>>681975643get a job bitch
>>681974087>>681974082Sand just respond to the first rate post, you fucking retards.
>>681975741they're adding a member to their polycule.
>>681975547That being?
>>681975673it was dogshit. wasn't even a speedrun, it was another let's play that got rated highly because of parasocial redditards
>>681975714kek
>>681975505Vinesauce
>>681975569If its a waste of time then don't waste your time.
The meme name is winning for bg3 and it warms my heart.
>>681975569relax, anon
>>681975741
A week into the event and he gives you this lookwat do
>>681975653There was one guy who admitted to samefagging ZZZ too. But yeah, decent B+ run
Is the Elden Ring tech any different this time around?Or is it just the same old shit?Probably will stop watching after Mario Maker 2
>>681975720Fuck you you just want free reign to spam Z. I will not stop countering you.
>>681975720You mean well, but this guy has been doing this for quite a while. Some autists just need a 'thing' to focus on. He won't be swayed.
>>681975720I don't want to say it, but I'm beginning to think that /vt/umor was actually correct.
>WeirdAlGithyankovik winning over Trans RightsPls no snipe
Pannen should sue, fuck these people.
>>681975643Sell your nudes to the 'ick on 'eck nigger and he'll buy it for you.
ahh, more cringe kino
>>681975834cum
>>681975765>didn't hear chrism asking how many stars he's going for>h-he can hear!
What the FUCK is wrong with his hair?
Sent is looking rough.The yesrs of dirtiness sre catching up
>>681975678WE ARE SO BACK
these perlers were cute 10 years ago but step it the fuck up GDQ
make him stop
>>681975915JUST
I need a webm of baldy moving his mouth. I had the stream muted it looked creepy.
im going to bed peace
That Star Rush was actually really good. So many of those were as clutch as they were impressive
>Mr. Game and Sent>subtitles say Mr. Sent and ShoutWhat is happening and I hope Pannen unleashes his autism on them (negatively).
Can we all agree upon that the chart cancer was a mistake?I miss all the meme's from the old ranking posts, it was part of the thread culture.
I can't tell if they're over-dubbing each other or if the audio set-up is just fucked.
damn, audio desync is worse than usual.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>681973691Does Halo have the best track record at GDQ?
>>681975834>whisper "pretend I'm a prize and get your grease all over me daddy"
Why is it dubbed like an old time Kung Fu movie
Rough looking woman
>tattoo chokerhow much of a slut can you be
Trans rights lost the name incentive
SENT IS GONNA RAPE CIRNO
>BRITISH FOOD IS SO BAD GUYS XDSafe edgy is cringe
>>681975376Why spend so much effort and time on this just to be a misogynist?
>>681975961I believe it is a "joke"
>>681975643>begging for 3 buck
>>681975376>Sekiro (Lowhit%)>$$$%Let me guess: he got hit.A lot.
>>681975958what the fuck are you talking about you sound insane
>>681974957Here's a bonus edit.
>Deer ForceI don't know what that is supposed to mean.
They really should fix that audio desync next time
>>681975673I'll watch the vod later tonight and give it another opinion. It sucked when I watched it, which is a shame since I liked the game as a kid.
yeah this bit is REALLY FUNNY with all the audio desync. shout outs to tech crew!
>>681975956It's parallel universe shit.
this fucking whoreshe has a chocker tattoo
>>681975741He going to form a heterosexual relationship between a man and a woman (permabanned from gdq)
>>681973605Just tuned in SUPER HYPED for a week long marathon LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>681975915he needs to shave his head immediately and grow out a mustache
>>681975932KEK
what's a full british anyway? Those silly Londonians.
99% of the audience has no idea what this is a reference to
>>681975861trannies lost, chuds won
>>681975918What happened after 2019?
>>681975850Its just does anyone ever actually remember ratings from past events? There'll be so much controversy over a rating and then by the next event nobody's even talking about it, or can remember what it was rated. So it just seems like a waste of time to get mad because you think a game on some chart was rated too high or too low by a bunch of people you don't even know.
>>681976003ANOTHER BITES THE CRUST
>>681975991For real though holy shit
>>681975963TOSS THE GETA I NEED THE GETA TOSS
>Shitty Pannenkoek reference with LE EPIC FUNNI SCREAMHoly shit kys GDQ troons
>>681975809>parasocialit was a couch having fun. was bonesaws jak and daxter a popular run because of parasocial redditards too? you might actually be retarded.
>>681975958all rate faggotry was and is a mistake, retard
>>681976032
>>681976074she had to get that dick sucking black belt TATTED
>>681976048Name of super metroid dev team.Brush up on your nintendo knowledge.
>>681976008French fries next to some fish isn't a culturally significant dish
>>681975376what happened in nick all stars brawl 2?
>>681975958no you fucking faggot, you're the only one. kill yourself
You can see me moving my mouth. I am saying "Shout out to the tech crew". In 5 minutes time the audio will arrive
>>681976048Thank you for telling us you have never beaten Super Metroid
finally the children's drawing
>>681973691what's with the french flag?
>>681975361They're not hiding which audience they want to appeal to.
>>681975963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
>>681976074Of course she's the only one to fuck up the bit and doesn't move her damn mouth lol
>>681976094Online only events and when they eventually came back IRL they just never found their footing again.
that production girl is kinda cute bros
>>681975915Divorce stress
Why don't GDQ have scandals like ESA?
>Panenkoek spoof without the file select musicSoulless
*licks lips*
>>681976032He actually didn't get hit that many times, it's just the way it happened that was cringekino.>hitless means perfect deflects only>gets regular block>ok but we didn't get HIT>gets hit>ok but we didn't DIE>falls off a cliff>ok but we didn't REVIVE>accidentally enables sticky keys on windows
>>681976013'ecker's a fag, fags are inherently misogynistic
>>681976132poor mitchriz this is like the only game he plays too
Yeah, the bit is kino. Fuck you, haters. You have forgotten how to have fun
>>681976121bonesaw's run was funny, that's the key difference. 4 middle aged boomer faggot losers screaming and yelling into the mic isn't funny.
Who the fuck is this annoying shouting guy I had to mute the stream.
>>681976138>>681976171I've never played a Metroid game and I don't intend to.
>>681976193I don't trust her, poor lighting.
>>681975958I agree
>>681976210they just tell their african warlord buddies to make the problem go away. or hit them with the cancer ray
>
WHY WONT SENT DENOUNCE HAMAS?
>>681976074>anon in charge of having eyes
>>681976218he sang it at the beginning of the segment
>>681976094Covid, they never recovered from those not in person events.
>>681975915People like this should shave there hair completely. >t. Balding male.
I'm eating the best fucking Philly cheese steak right now god damn. What you guys eatin/snackin?
>>681976251Maybe if they had actual production value, sfx, smooth transitions, and now audio delay it would landbut it's cringe
>>681976074If she was a guy nobody would fuck her.
>>681976210Because they get rid of anyone who could potentially become a problem and damage their toxic positivity before anything can come of it.
>>681976178What French flag? Have you been seeing purple links and hearing coin sounds again?
$1.5 million to kicking cancer's butt!
>>681976251agree desu. well paced, good ending, i rate it SSS
Banging shadowheart any%
>>681975958Chart trannies seethe at this post but you're right. Now half a thread is just spamming a singular letter
>>681976106Can he be stopped?
>>681976251Yeah, this bit was much better than other ones.
>>681976132This is a good compilation, but the hit counter doesn't really make sense. It's hit, damage, death
tranny gate 3
>>681976274just like my bedroom
>>681976310I am drinking rooibos tea
>>681976310im fasting, but please post a picture of that philly
>>681975235Not sure what causes it, but a refresh fixes it
>SMACKS LIPS>SLURPSSTOP YOU FUCKING GROSS GOBLIN
>>681976178
>>681976273I hope a metroid sucks you dry someday
How many unique IP's do you think this thread got?
>>681976273Your loss retard
>>681976294weird al bros... can we hold off the trans horde?
Going to bed but will probably wake up in time for the ending. If I don't I'll just say this SGDQ has been a huge disappointment. Still appreciate posting with you all this week. Will see you at ESA if the event is still alive by then.
>>681976294<3 current thing x2
>>681976340It is because I know better than to waste $2.99 on a worthless slug like you that I am NOT poor.
>>681976132Did he only get hit those 3 times? That's less chokey than most runs this manathonIts like they all saw the chick with the choker tatoo and decided to try to choke more than she does
>all the retard replies crying about audio desyncThese are the people you are posting with. They don't understand the simplest concept, and they demand to be taken seriously. Embarrassing.
>No ethical consumption under capitalismThis person doesn't even know what that means.
>>681976417All me.
>>681976414H-hot
First time I'll ever see a Baldur's Gate game be played by a person.
>>681976013Misogyny is humanity's natural state. If anyone's trying too hard, it's you.
>>681976417mario got 100+ ratingsso around 30 unique IPs
>>681976335who is that semen demon on the left??? I NEED TO BREED
>>681976294Middle two are so fucking boring
>half the thread is choking on eckers dickdon't know whether to feel sad or just laugh
>>681976403sniffssmilesrubs beardstares at you while smilingraises eyebrows at youdrools slightlystarts removing his clothes
>>681976406basedthread art is the best thing coming out of this event
>>681976332the trackmania one
>>681975643>>681976340I gave you a jester award, maybe you can get a serious sam 3 emoji or something man
>>681976310I haven't fapped in a while.Tonight gonna be fun
>>681976417>485 replies as of my postProbably about 20. Maybe 25.
>>681975958No you're misremembering through rose tinted glasses and holding onto nostalgia and that whole "the good old days were better" shit. Old ranking posts had the same amount of shitposting, seething, arguments, and drama as the charts. The issue isn't the method of how ratings are delivered, no matter the methods there'll be drama and shitstorms, the issue is the raters themselves and people taking it too seriously. >Oh no, this run I thought was a Z got a rating of a D, this is UNACCEPTABLE, now I must rant for 4 threads! Those people. Changing how its rated won't change their seething. Only if the result is to their exact specifications do they shut up, and you can't please everyone's exact specifications.
Why on earth are they so obsessed with telling me to "stretch"?
>>681976482Probably around 50 unique IP's then
>>681976261let me guess you hated the super mario land run that got spike vegita ass blasted too? maybe you don't know how to have fun.
>>681975643The only SS game worse than Sam 3 is Sam 4.And Sam 3 VR, I guess.
>>681976417id be happier hanging out with 5 /v/ anons than a million redditors and twitchdrones, and you would be too
>>681976363he's not talking about disliking ratings, he's say we should go back to the tier list shit and not do the chart. he seethes about it every thread
>>681976374no
>>6819764173 (I'm two of them)
>>681976417at least 150 I'd say
>>681976340Show me your cock first
>>681976340I would pay someone 10 dollars if i could make sure you never see a penny faggot
Man this sucksMissed most of SGDQ because of work this yearMostly sad because I missed fun thread postingHas there been any big kino moments?
>>681976417Everyone in this thread is me
Tranny's have hit the name incentive
>>681976478https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_natureTry again you fucking mutt
>>681976094A lot of people willd say Covid which is true, but 2019 was also the year the chat went sub only mode and heavily policed, which turned off a lot of casual viewers.
>>681976340Anon go out and recycle some cans and you'll afford it.
What is he doing right now?
>>681976591not really, it's been a quiet one
>>681976468I don't know the pokemon's name but he has my support.
>>681976294as i suspected the gdq leadership are just cowards who wont tell people to stop
>>681976032Only a few, but still, doing a no hit in a speedrun event is retarded. Not like you can reset and reattempt after tanking the hit.Playing to that level of perfection in a hard game requires the comfort of your own home setup/hardware.
>>681976609no... all is lost....
>>681976417didnt it used to show at the bottom of the page or am i crazy?
>>681976620>appeal to appealwow you showed him
I never played BG3 is it really that good?
>>681976528>Old ranking posts had the same amount of shitposting, seething, arguments, and drama as the charts.No it didn't because people didn't take it as serious, people had fun with it and and changed it on whim and had fun with it.It spawned memes like "Why's Skyrim F?" and people just had fun with it.With the chart people take it dead serious and most of the threads has now transformed into talking about the ratings of the runs or just spamming ratings.
>>681976648taking a decade-long mononucleosis nap
>>681976665looks like mine
>>681976210>They're still using BlacktasticSoon... SOON.
>>681976620>appeal to nature is actually a logical fallacyDon't show this to fags.
>>681976591>Has there been any big kino moments?lollmao
>>681976538nah that was funnythere is a big difference between people actually being funny, and sad middle aged mid life crisis OLD BUSTED BOOMERS trying to act funny>b-b-b-but let me guess you didn't like X runif it was middle aged 40+ sad pathetic depressed old men trying to recapture their youth then yeah I didn't like it
>>681976591I'm not meming when I say this was the worst one yet. So many shit runs, so many non-runs. Barely any actual video games you expect in a speedrun.
>>681976697Nah.
>>681976683How long have you been gone?
>>681976620>https://en.wikipedia.org/Jew alert
>>681976665>>681976721Hot.
>>681976316...you do realize the reason there's "audio delay" during the intentionally shitty lipsync bit, right? Right??
>>681976335>other woman is fat AND tattooed
>>681976713wtf he has TWO dicks?
>>681976374there's only one person who can stop sent..
>>681976683The IP counter was removed. Why, you ask? Who the FUCK knows, but it sucks
>trans rights is going to be the namelel, chronos does not seem like the type to be comfortable with that shit
>>681976536Zoomers are so brain dead they need to be reminded to move now and then and to drink something.They have such low brain activity they'd fucking drop dead if nobody reminded them to do these things. Next it'll be reminding them to swallow their own saliva because otherwise it'll pool up in their mouth and they'd drown.
>>681976459 >Implying you could explain hls, how twitch is using it, and the browsers' handling thereof
>>681976713I wonder what the hell happened to YSG
are the front seats only for the staff or something or do they just smell
>>681976683Nope was never a thing, you're remembering wrong.
>>681976524I've unironically never fapped or coomed before in my life, no idea what it feels like.
mental illness chads win again
>>681976697It has a lot of gay stuff and tons of good sexual content (not bad japanese kind). It's really good
>>681975758>sekiro no hit>chokes several times>another crab's treasure race>goes 50 minutes on a 40 minute estimate>both runs have that deflating red faced canadian on the couchreally makes you think.
>>681976746i literally only come to this website for speedrun events, but also admittedly dont pay attention to changes like that
>>681975915This is a beautiful and valid hair for a true and honest woman.Just wait a little bit for her egg to break.
>>681976791>that handholding
>>681976824
>>68197682418+ WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!
>>681976791You think they fucked after this?
Average BG3 character.
>>681976649>>681976739>>681976741Damn, thanks for the honesty, don't feel as bad nowGlad to be able to close out the marathon with you all at least
>suddenly trans rights has $1k lead for namethey're so fucking easy to milk money out of huh?
Come on niggas we need $100k in 2 hours if we want this troll level Mario Maker race! We can do this!
>>681976250It's the game he has the most time in, but he plays a lot of the other Souls games.Also his blindfolded Sekiro run a few years back was great.
oh no
>>681976824>>681976894whats with all the sudden women in this thread
>>681976870You need to go back.
why is the runner doing a Goofy impression?
>>681976210they've had plenty, they were just mostly from a while ago before they went full no fun allowed
If "trans rights" wins character name im fucking leaving
>>681976824It's like pissing only longer and warmer. And the stuff is usually red.
Wow.. this run looks... *yawns* BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING. See you guys in an hour
the face of trans rights
>backup saveszzz see you in 2 hours
>>681976728It's not a fallacy.
>>681976824I fear no man. But this thing...it scares me
incredible zoomer avatar
>bryonato
>>681976927why do you think this event pulls in so much money? a few "trans rights!" here and there keeps the donos rolling and the money laundered
anywaycontinue eating shit for all eternitythese threads are dead
>>681976813I'm glad he died as a hero instead of living long enough to become a tranny
Hilarious.
>>681976870Ah, they removed the IP counter about 2 months or so ago. I need to take a page out of your book honestly. Where do you normally go when you aren't here?
>>681976704>No it didn't because people didn't take it as serious>With the chart people take it dead seriousThats what I'm saying though. Its not the method in which we deliver /v/'s opinion consensus on the run thats the issue, its the people rating it. If we switched from Charts to tier lists, or from Charts to something completely different, it'd change nothing. We'd still have the same amount of shitstorms and drama, as the issue is people taking the rating shit too seriously. It doesn't matter how we display our ratings if people are gonna take it THIS seriously. That's the actual issue.
>>681976982>And the stuff is usually red.Uh, anon? Might wanna go to the hospital.
>Baldur's GayYawn. See you bros in an hour
Do (you) have the world record in any game anon?
Is that joker?Banned
>guy who holds all the records is on the couch instead of runningwhat did they mean by this
anyone know his steam name :)
>>681975376What happened with Chibi Robo?
Hahahaha faggotware
>Clapping for trans rights>Awkward silence afterwardsWe won.
oh no not the winning name
>>681976591Its been unbeleivably boring, unironically the worst GDQ, beating SGDQ 2023.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRANS RIGHTS
BG3 was shit compared to 2 and you deserve that name
TRANS RIGHTS!!!!
TRANS RIGHTS WIN!
woo twans whites!
>>681977085LMAO
>>681975649FUCK
>>681977096He mentioned that he almost didn't make it to the event, they take the best runner out of those who submit.
>>681977151yep, okay
>they still haven't managed to sync the video and audio for the runnercam
LETS GOOOO!
>oh look its trans rights again>middling applausetrannies signature move, beating a joke to death
>TRANS RIGHTS WON WOOOOOOO>light clapping>mmm ok lets get startedlel
>bald and gay 3
>>681977060Yeah the chart makes it more corporate and sterile instead of just being a post making it look more "proper" and serious so people put more important to it
All right I'ma head out.
We went from qt Parkenharbor to troons real quick. Fuck it I'm out
TRANS LIVES MATTER
That was a weak clap for trans rights winning. Clearly the crowd needs to be educated on how big this is.
>Deformed mystery meat green mutt>Named Trans RightMy sides hurt
What rights do troons not have?
>>681977212Shout out to tech crew!
>trans rights>character is a man dressed like a fucking clownsounds right
>>681977265kek
This gives me an idea. How can I make money from trans rights?
>>681976993fuck do you want them to do if it the run fails
>>681977278the right to be sexy
>>681977296based runner prepared for this contingency
>>681977085YOU VILL NOT QUESTION THE WILL OF THE CABAL
>character looks like an absolute freak>named "Trans Rights"kek
Think I might just sit this one out
Dis nigga a rabbit?
>>681977212Alternate Twitch Player does not have this problem
>tranny donated over $500 to snipe the character nameWhat is wrong with these people?
>>681977278being naked around children
>>681977278they can't put you in jail for denying their bussypenis inverted death hole.yet
How did Trans Rights storm ahead by $1000 in one minute? There's no way. Either someone whaled out BIG TIME or GDQ lied and and Real Al actually won in order to push the Trans RIghts name.
>>681977313leave. they failed. seppuku maybe
>literal broccoli hair
>Horrendous screen tearingTurn on V-sync god damn.
>>681977278the right to shut the fuck up
>>681977310ask GDQ. they're milking these retards for a week straight.
>>681977278The right to remain silent.
peak americlap hours
>choosing trans rights over wierd al githyankovichthey seriously need to ban trans rights as a name, its so fucking retarded how much validation trannies need
Baldur's Gate 3 is just as good as Baldur's Gate 2! heh heh heh
>>681977310Make a half-assed statement, these nasty fetishists are desperate for any crumb of attention at all.
>>681977362Does that still block ads?
>>681977478Yes
>>681977362that's what i'm usingit's not nearly as bad as it was earlier in the week but it's still there
>>681977443you dont understand if they do that then 12 million trannies will kill themselves!
>>681977443It's easy money
>>681977458yeah as good as the expansion!
>>681977085kek
>>681977389i guarantee you all of the "trans rights" name incentives are coordinated by trannies on discord. many of them have high paying programming jobs so they can burn money for "the cause" on dumb shit like this
>>681977546>>681977546>>681977546
>>681977443Its always their best bet for money though.
>>681977443GDQ as a channel adds statements like "we support trans rights worldwide" in literally every video they post throughout the year, so no they will never ban this name unfortunately
>that screen tearing
>>681977310Sell hormone pillsTrannies don't really spend money on anything else.This is why everything DEI or woke ends up losing money.
>>681977538>the cause>supporting countries that would hang them on sighthmm
>>681977538But how does naming a Gnome on a speedrun marathon further the cause? Is some lawmaker gonna see it and suddenly decide to change the law and give them tons of rights?
>>681977370It's a religious movement.
>>681977370This is sacred for them
>>681977223Why is it when Trans Rights always wins as a name it ends up as a self own? See: Worms
>>681976704>(B)ayonetta
>>681977696ShowMeYourCock
>>681977696Buy one from walmart retard
>>681977370Multiple things. That is why they do retarded shit like cut off their genitals or donate a week's pay to get a shootout from the meme stream
>>681977689>fighting for one's right for survival even though you don't agree with them is badLook, Palestinians are fucking backward but enslaving them and taking their land isn't the answerHere in the US we are still paying for that shit over a hundred years later
>DARK URGE TRANS RIGHTS>dude laughs>BANNED
>>681977005I've met him irlHe's even gayer in person
I rolled a 15. What does it mean?
>>681978195inject 15mL of estrogen into your body right now!
>>681975048I dont know who this is but I want to spank her
