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>>681977546
My wife says Trans rights!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
>>681977546miggin fr fr
>jumping across the map like the hulk
>>681977546Man they really loves trains rights.
What went wrong with Chibi Robo
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
miggu miggu
It's unbelievable how easy it is to pretend a game is popular and well received.
>Put on a wig>Rip off pants and underwear>helicopter>yell TRANS RIGHTS!Do I get money now?
CAHM ON ENGLAND MIG
>boulders gate>karlockthis fucking dono fag is going to mispronounce everything isnt he?
I have migrated successfully.
Don't forget to stay hydrated as we close out the event with some more epic runs /v/!
This game looks horribly broken wtf?
>>681977546EVERYONESAY HIS NAME
BORN TO MIGG
>>681977625Why is Katamari Forever rated so high?
If you hate miggers I hate you
>>681977625you accidentally inverted the katamari score
miggin' like a caveman
TRANS RIGHTS!!!!CHUDS LOSE
IM A HEADBANGA
I love how cagey the runner is about the specifics of Dark Urge or what happened during that long rest, kek.
>>681977546I can't do it. BG3 and Trans Right fit together like PB&J, but I can't do it. I'll be back for Super Metroid.
>>681977754MIGGER RIGHTS
>>681977625Listen baby girl, they're gonna say a lot of hateful words about you. Those other guys aren't like me.
>>681977760anons really liked the runner
>>681977645Impressive that your wife is able to speak with that female-presenting cock in her throat.
>>681977731What happened to this guy?
>>681977625Correct chart, thank you
Baaulders gate 3 was just okay. There I fucking said it.
>>681977754TRANS RIGHS!
I've only played Dark Alliance, which Baldur's Gate games are worth playing?
>>681977760Runner said FAKKO TURANNIES and he even got away with it by playing the language barrier card
>>681977690He's back...
>>681977761What do you think her lips taste like?
>>681977905Abortion.
>>6819779351 2 and 3
>>681977760A beautiful real girl appeared
I love BG3 and Minthara is best girl.
>>681977760They were, like, really fast
>>681977690anon, that post you keep linking to was made almost one hundred million posts ago... it's time to let go
>>681977935Three. There are better crpgs than one and two. Fallout 2 and arcanum come to mind.
>>681977860this made me feel funny
I WANT TO FUCK SHADOWHEART
Why is it when Trans Rights always wins as a name it ends up as a self own? See: Worms
>trans rights>dark urgeheh
What was with that intonation? Is he IMPLYING something?
>>681978064Kinda gay, ngl...
>>681978084BANNED
>our dark urge, trans rights...based runner
>>681978000No pregnancy no buy
/v/ says trans right
>>681977690that's a classic
>>681978034sounds like you're ready to run next year
>DARK URGE TRANS RIGHTS>cough dude laughsBANNED
>mention the trans rights character>collective laughingyikes this is not ok
boulder's gate
What the FUCK was the Coincounter's gimmick?
Baldur's Gate more like BALDER's Gate
>tell us your best girlBryonato gonna get cancelled.
I HATE MIGGERS
>>681978132our dark urge: trans rights
>>681977935One is pretty barebones and not too interesting, two is great, three is pretty good but more mainstream than your usual CRPG.
>>681978094He's got such nice legs
>>681978010>TheyI don't like this
>>681978140but 95% of these troons are into girls, anon
>bald and gay - fuck the bear any% run
Laughing about trans rights??
>>681978032>mic drop
QRD on "migger"?
>>681978202my cum is migging down ur throat
>>681978215its more mainstream but honestly still WAY more of an rpg compared to the usual western shit like the witcher/fallouts etc
>>681978264
I like that jump!
do they kill the lesbian in this run
How can we ban trannies from GDQ once and for all? Trannies have absolutely NOTHING to do with this event and they have taken over.
>>681978264no time, gotta migg!!!
>>681977625So is the mario randomizer run worth watching?
>>681978182keep it up xister
>>681978241Would you?
>>681977625Why was WACCA rated so badly? Didn't he miss only one note or whatever?
>>681978337anon like it or not theyve had everything to do with the event for like 6 years now. move on.
>>6819780323 is shit after act 1. 1 > sword coast > 2 us really one of the best full campaigns ever computerized.
>>681978264autistic ritual posting by autistic faggots
>this run
>BG3 was GOTY last yearHow did this beat TotK, Spiderman 2 and Starfield?
>>681978386no hes ugly and insufferable
>>681978264They're filthy creatures. TOTAL MIGGER DEATH.
>Glitchless>he just flies trough the gameWtf is this game? Was this an intended mechanism??????
>>681978032>Fallout 2I NEED more pop culture references!
>>681978337It can't happen. Even if the limbless wonder dies, they infiltrated the rest of the org so deeply that it just won't ever happen
>>681978405Not a speedrun and also boring
>>681977760Literally jesus christ descendedI have no fucking clue. There's nothing cute about him, he's a furry and he's woke but for some reason he's a sacred cow to some posters here. I wonder if those people are ever around /v/ outside of these threads
>>681978264mig = migrate = move to the new threadmigger = someone who migrates = someone who moves to the new thread
>>681978443>Starfield
>>681978337anon, speedrunning is a tranny hobby. it entails the greatest amount of autism which naturally leads to transitioning. this event is the greatest case study of this phenomenon.
>>681978264Migger is our word but you can say "migga" (you actually can't we will beat you if you say it)
>>681978449Larian never removes fun things like that, if you can do something with game mechanics their attitude is "sure, go ahead"
>>681978337Support other events such as Fast50 instead
I haven't watched a single run this year, recommend me your favorites.
>>681978386These guys are reason mustaches are still considered massively gay.
>>681978507Better than BG3 at least
>>681978552Katamari
>>681978337Why can't they just make their own event?
>>681978449High strength increases jump distance, as does the enhanced leap spell. Feather falling removes fall damage too. So yes, it's all intended game mechanics.
>>681978560I'm glad theyre considered gay, mustaches are disgusting
>>681978339>doesn't post sharks until the event is endingCOWARD.
>>681978386I wonder, what would happen if we cross-breed him with tomatoanus.
>>681978552Halo 3
>>681978532fast50 had a tranny in it. The greatest saving grace is that it's primarily youtubers which have zero trannies at the top.
>>681978552watch ninja gaiden
>>681978264Mushoku Tensei season 2 finale reference
>>681978449Wait until he gets a cloud giant elixir.
>>681978471How's he woke?Reminder cause I feel like I know the response: He can't speak a word of English and considers himself a He/Him as shown on every page he has, There's no way for GDQ to communicate "whats your pronouns" and just slapped some shit on under assumption.
>>681978607Ridiculous
>>681978584they did, it's the "female only" GDQ spinoff event
>>681978507Starfield is better than Baldur's Gate 3.
>>681978386>checked his twitter>painted nails what a fucking queerbut to answer your question, yes
>>681978657Based boomer
>>681978571Give up Todd. Get back to making VI not a fucking disaster.
>>681978552Halo 2, Halo 3, Tetris (cringekino)
I've decided to pull an allnighter and watch the rest of the runs... i'm going to regret this aren't i?
>>681978710No
>>681978443>Starfield>Spiderman 2>TotKYeah I wonder how it beat all of that....
>>681978584It's unironically Frame Fatales, an event so infested with trannies that even ProtoMagicalGirl of all fucking people denounced its existence.
>>681978386Still dresses better than 99% of /v/
>>681978552Morrowind was kinda nice.
>>681978552Katamari Forever was great
>>681978651>>681978654that shit was just a cringe run with 4 dudebros shouting
>>681978743Yes
TRANS ROOOOOOOGHTSI MUST TRANS ROOOOOOOGHTS
>>681978762beetlejuice is based
>Withers calling out trans rights for being partnerless
>>681978724Prime ukraine soldier potential.
>>681977760someone removed all the ZZZ ratings because they love they/them boy pussy
>Go check out Finnruns, see snek booba on screen. This is already a hundred times better then GDQ.
>>681978810Problematic
>>681978743They're ending with mario rpg. It's a snoozefest trust me I ain't staying for it.
I wish we would have gotten another Lies of P run instead of Elden ring
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HECKING HUMAN RIGHTSROOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>681978762Considering I still play Starfield and haven't touched BG3 in months, yes. It's better. So is Tears of the Kingdom.
I've watched this for a decade now and am still always amazed by their greed.
>>681978729So this is how Japan finally gets revenge for WWII
>>681978449yep, no glitches, just high strength and spells to do that
At least his character looks like the type of person to say trans rights lmao
>>681977625>load up katamari>a furry vtuber nonbinary>a tranny cohost?
>>681978724He is literally every single Portland sterotype condensed into one guyAnd he still has to beg his extremely conservative Catholic dad for rent money every month
>>681978337I don't really care if they're there, but it is kind of insane when a marathon that is ostensibly about MSF mentions trans stuff 50 times as much as they mention MSF.
>>681978471He's a Japanese guy that bothered participating in an English event so it's inevitable there will be people on 4chan bowing down at his feet
>>681978792>that faggy announcer/prize guy is a dude broYou're an absolute fucking retard.
>if all current donation incentives are met they will raise another $135kwe cant let this happen bros
>>681978724he seems like a total twat but I bet he smells nice and cuddles good. probably does that thing where he rests his thigh on your junk innocently but then starts moving it around ever so slightly while pretending to be asleep.
>>681978729lmao, sportfags are fucked
>>681978881I'd like to see a Stellar Blade run, it seems well suited to speedrunning.
>>681978443How did it beat a rerelease of a good game, a capeshit children's game, and a shitty game almost nobody likes? What the fuck are you doing on here, go back to fortnite
>>681978704>>681978772>all female event>full of dudes
>>681978552Quest for Glory
Is there even a speedrun on my screen right now? Why is this the PRIME TIME event for the FINALE of the show?
>>681978947japan invented video games so he gets a passkneel
>>681978339>>681978729ugly shark.
>>681978972Bro its GDQ we can't have hot women
>>681978471>I wonder if those people are ever around /v/ outside of these threadswhy yes, I'm always here for FUGA threads
>>681978792Says the anime poster
>>681978892>I still play StarfieldOh so your opinion is worthless
>>681978769I wonder too. It's the reason why I asked the question, as well.
Balders Poopgate 3 ...Might aswell end gdq early.
>>681979028Huh?
Mods ban this vtrooner
>>681978729Kill me, Pete
>>681978729Clown world
>>681979106CINEMATIC
Shartbros...
>>681978729If I was a dodgers fan I'd be so fucking pissed
>Shadowheart said fuck you to the tranny and left foreverIf only GDQ could do the same...
>Only 2 real S runs the entire eventVery grim GDQ
is it a requirement for faggots to be insufferable?
Uh oh
>>681979180You're a real tough guy
>>681979180You forgot your "enjoy prison, stalker", Queen.
>Dongs Gone Quick ends todayI hate to sound like a zoom but this war REALLY fucking mid aside from 10 games at best
>>681978656Fast50 token tranny ran the tranny game, so it was an easy dodge. Then trannies were never mentioned again.Personally I wouldn't give a fuck about trannies if they didn't try to insert themselves into every conversation. No different than any ugly bitch ewhoring for constant attention.
Based mods
If he's invincible, then why can I see him?
>>681979201No there are super fun Liberace type fags.GDQ has a pretty bad selection bias toward "offended by everything under the sun killjoy" type fags.
>>681978471>some posters>sIt's just one. Some others might occasionally try to pull your leg about it, but they're just trolls making fun of dumbasses who get too upset about 1 spammer.
>>681978972But it's too easy and boring. No reason to speedrun it.
I'm not really interested in playing BG3
>>681979084Hey do you smoke a lot?
>>681978339>>681978729>>681979065>deleted at the same timeKEKYPOW samefag
Anime is why I'm trans
>>681978684You saw the pronouns slapped onto his title during the stream. It read "They/Them". I read entire threads of people trying to tell me it wasn't him asking to be called They/Them and I still don't understand it
I'm falling asleep. Sneak in a D for me.
>>681979269This, I've mostly been shitposting about it because it's sending one guy into a rage and its funny. I don't care about Harutomo much in reality.
>>681979293I played it for 80 hours and realized I wasn't having funNot a bad game but I definitely got hype-swept
>>681979293I hate RPGs so I didn't play itBoring ass genre, honestly
>>681979180hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bit late but here's a doodle for the Quest for Glory chad
Why is this guy on the couch if he never even beat the game???
>>681979352Nice
They talk more about trans shit than msf fucking crazy lol
BG3 seems like it would be best played co-op with friends, like a DND session
>>681979352very nice
>>681979287Are you retarded?
>>681979321Willdo
>>681979358He's trans
bryanato subtly implying this is actually a really easy run
>>681979352based
Why did Shadowheart leave the party? Doesn't she like Trans Rights?
>>681979358>record holder (who never talks) and two make-a-wish normies on the couch
>>681979310The kayfabe is that this is an advanced schizo.He himself is he/him, but this vtuber persona, now this persona is they/them.
>>681979358Just enjoy the run, dude.
>>681979293It won GOTY though
>>681979310How can he ask to be called They/Them when he doesn't speak English?You know what GDQ are like, they love that shit, they'll have just went "OH HE MUST BE NONBINARY LOOK AT HIS AVATAR" even though his avatar is of his OC not him. He's explained on Twitter twitch and stuff says he's a guy and the avatar is his OC and he considers the two seperate.tl;dr GDQ fuck up because they see They/Thems everywhere.
>>681978471I didn't watch the Katamari run but I primarily come to /v/ for the speedrun marathon threads. I mainly browse /m/ otherwise.
>>681979406no hes not
>>681979352Thanks, king. Hoping we'll have a few good moments for ESA to get some art
>>681979416>basedheart would rather fuck a bear than a trans
>>681979303Nah, sometimes I do
>>681979352Cute, very nice art
>when we free it>er, her.
>>681979358Two of the guys ran Halo 3 with Chronos the other day
>>681979436....Why would someone play a non-binary character if he has zero woke leanings whatsoever?
were there any actually amusing runs?anything with dev commentary?
>>681979352Very nice.
>announcer interrupts runner for a joke dono
>>681979352maximum comfy pals, I rate it a SSS
>>681979513/v/ hates when devs are on
>>681979540EIGHT
This run actually isn't that bad it's like very much dragged down by GDQ customs.
>>681979461ANY/ALL
>>681979513>anything with dev commentary?Everything marked with the star of david in the chart
>>681979540the announcers today have been WAY worse than the rest of the week. There have always been interruptions, but it's like non-stop today. I bet they've been told to really get those donos in there since we're closing out
>>681979106VIDYA BUTTS
>>681978947The Astral Chain runner was Japanese yet doesn't get nearly as much worship>>681979269Good to know, I'm very easy to bully.
yep,this run will be the one I shower
>>681979583Wrongthe Doom run with Hugo Martin was fucking hilarious
>ecker begging his janny friends to remove any criticism against himclassic
>>681979513there was a mario romhack with """"""""dev"""""""" commentary (commentary by the romhack creator not the mario devs)Grand Poo World 3
>>681979476You don't smoke right?
>>681979623that alone doesnt make you trans
>we got two races after this before Elden Ring
>>681979667based
I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3 right now. When does it get good?
>>681979575Dude on the couch will definitely give you cash for your clunker.
>>681979667I had to mute it after a while, fuck that attention whore runner
>>681979717When you quit it and play the first game.
>>681979509Its Japan they have none of that shit. Its literally as simple as "I'm a guy, here's my OC its a catgirl" its just GDQ can't grasp that shit.
>>681979717The first half of act 1 was the "good" part
>>681979583I only hate when devs are on because 99% of the time the runners will either ignore them completely or constantly interrupt their dev stories to let you know that this next trick was discovered in 2019 by a runner called p0tat0mashup. Its just too awkward.
>>681979692Super Metroid races are always kino
>turn based game>THIS IS A VERY TRICKY PART
balls butler xD
>>681979717When you find your waifu and fuck them
>>681979509Look, I told you the official story.I gave that run a C; I think it didn't warrant the hatred, nor did it warrant the rampant faggotry that ensued.
>>681979717>When does BG3 get goodLolLmao
>>681979692the troll race is 24% funded and it's coming up in like 2 hours.it's the fifth kaizo run of the event. no fucking way they're making it.
I have 4 beers and 2 glasses of wine left. When should I start drinking? Kind of want to save some beer for 3 hours of cozy Super Mario RPG but knowing GDQ it'll be super abrasive
just opened the streamwas there already a >thats not a glitchmoment?
>>681979717It's not a game you can enjoy if you're not taking HRT. Sorry chuddie, you wasted your money.
Why was there a donation incentive for the player name when it only appears in the list of performed actions on the side of the screen at 3 point font size?
Balls crusher
>runner very clearly wants to talk about the game>announcer just keeps fucking yappingThe worst. Every last day, every time.
>>681979845go get more beer during this boring ass run
>>681979851no
>>681979798I think i fucked shadowheart like 3 hours in she is a whore
>>681979678He's busy jacking off for me though
>important fight, obviously going to need explanation>reader cuts in and reads a bunch of irrelevant bullshitfuck this faggot
BG3 looks insanely good but >120GBGo fuck yourself.
>>681979836>no fucking way they're making it
>>681979895Yeah it sucks. He's clearly pretty passionate about the game.
>>681979875because GDQ is desperate for money and trans are desperate for attention, its mutually parasitic.
>>681979687It does make you a massive faggot however
>>681979632fair enough
>>681979845listen, when you invited me over to show me a cockatoo, I thought you were-- LOOK NEVERMIND OKAY
>>681979836oh they'll make it, anon, and they'll torpedo the super metroid race to make sure of it
Any good runs on the last day?
>>681979836>no fucking way they're making it.
>>681979923pretty standard these days really
>>681979885let them nuts breathe they didn't do nothin to you
In my playthrough all I did was try not to get gay with the emperor and he turned on me
>>681979954It's frustrating because they have the break and skit-shows to whinge about donosLet the runner play the fucking game
Where was the costume choice incentive?
>>681979923It won't get better, anon.Bite the bullet and buy yourself a nice 2TB M.2 driver.They are relatively cheap nowadays.
>>681979885i wonder if he has the iconic mullet perm under that beanie to go with the mustache
They killed Trans Rights!
ANOTHER trainwreck run
>>681979895This is the main reason I stopped watching these events. just reading the same 3 donations over and over and over and over and over and over again.
>>681979836they'll hit itthey'll also break $2.5M by the end of the night$5000 by anonymous, over and over
>>681979976True
>>681980024I enjoyed the Super Mario 64 runswe've reached peak deviations of these bigger classic speedrunning games (in a bad way)
>>681980063you mean the nu-idubbz look? why does everyone look like that nowadays?
>>681980085you bastards!!
>>681979885bryanato sexo
>>681979923You could probably cut the size to like 20gb by deleting dialog files from all but one language
>>681979623Those are anti-trans pronouns. They're what you get when the GDQ backroom guys ask for pronouns and get a non-answer.
>>681980052Shart
>>681980093is it? I can't tell but he does sound nervous
>>681980096>I'm a simple man. I see GDQ, I post this ancient message format I saw on youtube ten years ago.
>tranny character is deadI think I like this game after all. I might even speedrun it.
>>681979762I know it's common in Japan for men to have female vtuber avatars, I don't mind that. But they're not immune. They have feminists, fat advocates, and the like as well: they just don't have power. Now we're looking at speedrunners, a small subsect of that society. I tuned into RTA and they had pronoun shit there too. If it makes you feel better, I'll take back that he's woke, because I don't know him - but you don't know him either. But you do have to admit what the presentation implies. Don't put him on a pedestal>>681979836Mute the stream during the Super Metroid run.For your sake.
>>681980104Sent ;)
>>681979875Because idiots will donate to virtue signal, it’s free money.
>>681979836>funded>he thinks that any of this "funding" shit is realthey will magically get very close to the goal and hit the goal just in time for the run to happen
Is there a single fun rpg run to watch? I swear they're all the most boring shit to watch.
>>681980093>trainwreckyou're being dramatic, it wasn't that big of a deal
>>68198016980-90GB there are textures.
how much money actually goes to msf and how much money goes directly to gdq's pockets?
>>681980036And they all need SSDs too so instead of paying premium prices per GB for fast speeds you're paying premium prices for less space to have a baseline functional game.There needs to be another crash.
dono comments are always so fucking cringe.
>>681980232Its less a pedestal and its more everything outside of GDQ says otherwise. He'd have updated those bios if thats not the case. I just see it as a GDQ fuck up because they love that they/them shit.
every tech crew shoutout is a fake dono
>>681979902i mean you can argue the smokepowder bombs that do 4x their normal damage are glitched
>no good runs for the rest of the day
>Anonymous donationI thought you guys didnt donate to this shit wtf
>>681980317100% goes to msf, gdq gets all the ad revenue
haha chronos go peepee
>>681980370All of those are mine
>>681979875>Trans Rights used Jump.
>>681979875ez money
>>681979836LETS GO TWITCH CHAT*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*$5 DONATION TRAIN HOOOOOOYPECUTECHATCUTECHATDon't kid yourself
>>681980370>Changing your name to make the joke land
>>681977625We need a new mark for fraud, as the dog run was prerecorded and we have evidence of it.
>>681980317every dollar goes directly to the charity!who then pay GDQ about $100k for putting the event on
>pissfags
BG3 is completely broken if any of this is "legit"
So is GDQ a speedrunning/video game event first, or a charity event first?
>>681980317gdq gets all ad money and subscriptionsgdq also gets paid a % of the final donation amount to cover "costs"
>>681980370had a couple grand I made off hedging buttcoin I needed to get rid of
Wait, is this only going for like another 4 hours? I was thinking we have another day.
Chat freaking out because someone said "piss"
>>681980317Not how charities work. First, all of the money goes to MSF, and then MSF gives GDQ (as in, the company that runs the event) the agreed-upon fee. If there's any performance-based incentives, they're going to be for passing certain donation breakpoints, not percentages.
>the runners poorly disguised fetish
>>681980475Charity event first.
>>68198031720% unironically
>>681980317The donations literally go directly to MSF (go on, check your PayPal receipt). MSF does pay GDQ to run the event itself, and I don't know what that amounts to.
diaper strats incoming
>>681980348they are cringe because they are forceddono reads should be something used to fill the dead air, if the commentary is very solid all troughout the run then they should be ok without a single donation read for an hour
>>681980317msf has ben funneling money to terrorist organization
>>681980472Larian doesn't care. You could snap Divinity OS1 in half with teleports, so they just gave it to you right at the beginning of 2 and said 'go for it if you want'
>>681978405I don't know but these threads didn't say the same about clone hero, stepmania or beat saber beforemaybe it didn't help that only bad apple and brain power were the only known songs
>>681980475Money laundering event first.
>>681980446PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAPPLAP
>>681980475Depends. If you're criticising the speedrunning its a charity event first, if you're criticing the charity aspect its a speedrunning event first.
>Can I give a quick upd->no
>>681980512Pretty sure GDQ just gives them a cut of what they raise
>>681980292Unlike action games that have very obvious skilled moves that you can tell an average person cannot do, a RPG run absolutely requires that you're familiar with the game mechanics to get it
>>681980472Act 1 is the game. Everything after that should have been removed completely.
stop pushing the fucking incentive every 30 seconds, jesus.
This isn't worth staying up for. I'm gonna presume they'll be offline by the time I wake up.Thanks for the laughs this week, fellas. Catch you again for ASM and ESA
>>681980496Yeah, ASM and ESA are almost here though, so we won't have to wait for another speedrunning event for long
>>681980563I'd better get in another $5000 dono then
>>681980504Make a screenshot. Nobody is reading that trash.>>681980475>>681980517That's a given but I think advertisement is in the race now aswell.
>>681980620FUCK you we're here for the charity, donate now.
>>681979885You've got to have balls to crush them...
>>681980480thats the kicker>all money goes to charity XYZ, its a non profit!then you find out that this "charity" has paid huge wages to the organizers, and barely any money went to the cause, but they didn't lie because its not the charity that profited off of it its the people "employed" by itbottom line is, never fucking donate to anythingenough of your tax money already goes to all this shit
>>681980584It used to be a speedrunning event that happened to raise money for charity, but these days it's a charity/political event that does a few speedruns.
>>681980384So 100% goes into making more hamas rockets
>>681980620but it's ONLY another $25,000. you arent uncharitable, are you?
>>681980708Pretty cool right?
>>681980647Thanks for rhe reply I thought my browser bugged out or something. Not really interested in the other events. I just came home, how were the last few runs?
>>681980584They wouldn't be laundering money. You launder physical cash, and donos arn't done in cash. Besides. 2 mil is a silly low amount to launder.
>Any/AllI bet you dollars to donuts Mr. Bryonato would be a bit upset if you referred to him as a female.
baal teehee
>>681980708Are these rockets painted into trans colors?
>>681980612Both MSF and GDQ would be losing a ton of extra money to taxes for absolutely no reason if they did it that way. You just don't pass up the loopholes provided by the tax code.
Why are they running a point and click isometric RPG based on dice throws? Just because it was popular last year?
He said "ball" heeheehee
RUN ENDIGN ROLL
So how's this run just got here
>need $25k in the next 15 mins>need a different $100k in the next hour 15ANONYMOUSSSSSSS
>>681980790Disasters that went over estimate for the most part
>>681979930>>681980014>>681980027>>681980104>>681980289>>681980446y'all remember what happened with the pokemon run in sgdq '22? they didnt make it, went horribly over estimate for the event, and tried to slide it in at the end without telling the runner. Even normies were side-eyeing the staff over their bullshit.this one is too late in the show to do any shenanigans with. if they try anything it's going to be a massive shitshow.I do love a good train wreck
>>681980803see>>681978724
>>681980812How would they be losing a tax write off? It's a tax write off either way.
>>681980908we just need a 40 minute setup session and some yetee money
>>681980870
>>681980803always thought that "any/all" is just used by people to soft mock this pronoun shit?
This guys were much better during Halo 3. They're obviously just on the couch because Chronos is their friend, they don't know much about the run.
>>681980504i guess they missed pizza tower if that upset them
>>681980938>anon doesn't understand taxes
>>681980292Nope. It's always going to feel like watching chess without knowing how the pieces move.
>>681980169Dialogue files are only in English.Unless you mean text, in which case you're absolutely retarded to think it'd make up 20GBs, LoTR trilogy in epub format is around 10 MBs.
I don't know why people liked this game.
>>681980317
>>681980975rocko's quest was fucking pure unfiltered KINO
fucking hell, kill me.
>>681980975Just saw the 10k arrive in the donation bar in the bottom.
>>681981072bear sex
>>681981017I do though
>>681981079did they have to choose papyrus?
>>681981072It's completely astroturfed, always has been.
>>681980492You're supposed to take those gains and buy back on the dip.
Riddle me this, with doritos and red bull as sponsor, where exactly does the sponsor money go? Is it donations or straight up money for gdq?
>>681980292unironically, the paper marios (and RPG)its simple enough that you can intuit anything that isnt some tech invented by the runners and generally technically impressive despite its simplicity.
whoopsydoodle
fucky wucky bros....
>>681981072Romance and sex scenes
>>681981136Oh really, then how much tax would a taxman pay if a taxman could pay tax?
>>681981089You're right
>>681978386He looks like one of those greasy leftist slimeballs you'd see on breadtube/twitch
omega choke
>>681980292Kotor 1&2
>>681980938Uyama was a retarded kid and registered GDQ as an LLC instead of a charity. Any money given to them directly would be considered taxable income of GDQ LLC and the feds would take a cut first. This is dodged entirely by having the money get sent directly to the real charity.
>>681981202A taxman woul pay all the tax he taxed if a tax man did pay tax.
>>681981072I'm 100% sure it's actually astroturfed. Even the current playnumbers are way too high for this kind of single player game
>>681978241Dr Disrespect, but good.
Another choke run, I can't
>forgot the nether stone lmao
>>681981072It's a really dense turn based rpg with high production values
>>681980292FF7 unironically, but it needs a strong runner and couch to carry it.
>>681980512This now has me asking the question: do we know salaries for the actual GDQ employees?
>Days since BG3 has made /v/ seeth: 0
>>681981089>>681981214bravo gdq
SUPER IMPORTANT DONATION
>fangameroh boy HERE WE GO!!!
>>681981314Tree fiddy (k)
Fan gamer v. Yetee dono war has begun.>>681981296Hmm, no that can't be it. Has to be the bear sex.
>>681981230I see. That makes sense
every fuckin time
>runner talking to couch about where to go>interupt
>"can I read a super important donation?">didn't even let them answer and they clearly didn't want it read
What a terrible game to speed run
I cant stand chronos' voice and I say this even though I follow his channelhe always sounds like Butters except even more insecure
This "click on the floor" genre of games is fuckin lame.
odds on a dnf?
hahahaha it's ogre
jesus christ fuck this donation reader, just interrupting them mid discussion. there's no reason that studid fangamer donation couldn't wait five minutes
SAFETY SAVE ITS OVER
This sucks
BOTCHED RUN
Fucking trainwreck
>>681980292this is the be-all and end-all rpg speedrun to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWgb-Jrk5tQ
How long until the host interrupts himself to talk about incentives while he himself is reading a donation?
>HONOUR MODE>DISHOUNORABLE
>safety saveKEKYPOWWWWW
TENCWNT BOTS LARIAN SHILLS FAKE PLAYERCOUNT
CHOKE'D
CHOKE SAVE
welp
INVALID RUN
N WORD
I just realized they keep saying "y'all" because trannies would get mad at "you guys"Kek
aaaaaaaaaand that's an F
>>681981136No you don't. There's a limit on charitable contributing.Money goes straight to MSF since it's non-profit. Then they pay GDQ out of their fundraising budget.
this run is barely a step up from a morrowind run where you spend 5 minutes chugging pots to fly to each quest point kek
Jesus fuck, and I was gonna give it a B
t-t-t-t-t-t-trainwreck!
Nooooooooo
Chokerino supremo
Safety save in honor mode.My fucking sides.
>>681980117Just leftoids, not people
I'm here to inform you that argick is in the sonic suit
TRANS RIGHTS ERASED LMAO
HE SUCCESSFULLY GOT RID OF TRANS RIGHTS
>safety save
Another choke
if you """"""donate" but then tell people to go to your site to buy your products that's a paid advertisement, not a donation
TRANS JUST LOST THEIR RIGHTS
why did he just pause the run to hack the pentagon on live stream?
trainwreck enjoyers..... we're eating so good.....
>>681981509I understand it much better than you. I just didn't realize GDQ was an LLC as opposed to a charity, which I assumed it was.
>we're not hitting the incentive?>pull out the safety save
It begins
>>681981469Bejitamodebros
Trans Rights is fucking dead
>safety save invalidates the name dono war
Trans rights is over
Why do zoomers enjoy turn based over RTWP
Noooo no the trans rights character...
>safety save got rid of dumb nameSSS kino
>load save>no longer on TRANS RIGHTS characterHOLY KINO SSS
HE ACTUALLY WON'T STOPSHUT THE FUCK UP
>Do we have time for donations?>Do we have time for donations?>Do we have time for donations?>Do we have time for donations?>Do we have time for donations?
LMAOTRANS RIGHTSGOTLITERALLYBLACKED.
>>681981459>8 hrsMore like sleep run.
TRANS RIGHTS IS NO MOREWE DID IT ANONS
>Trans Rights is literally dead
>>681981647And now he's black
>>681981673> guys i won't get a mic again if you don't donate, pls donate
why is he so zesty
That's how many trainwrecks in a row now?
chronos inner 'tism rage at the dono reader?
AHAHAHAHA
TRANS RIGHTS: DISCARDED
>gortash eliminated trans rightsI knew he was the right person to ally with
>>681981626turn based is peak boomer gameplay (and comfy)
>>681981459>couch in the front, then another couch way in the backMan, I forgot how weird the setups for GDQ have been over the years.
>>681977625>that spread of ratings for every run todaydamn
Trans right just 41% themselves.
>>681981626Can you show me good RTWP? I saw a video once and it looked like an offline MMO with the characters auto-attacking.
>trans rights character perma killedWeird Al Githyancovic sends his regards
TRANS RIGHTS IS NON CANNON.
>>681981719It's the mustache
NOW HE'S NOT NAMED TRANS RIGHTS
>>681981759Thanks you, handsome young man
57minsThat's when the donation incentive will be met
>Maral"That" Maral?
Whenever a donation reader butts in like this it just makes me feel like nobody cares about the run and takes out all the enjoyment from it. Even more funny is how the donations keep talking about how AWESOME and cool the run is while they are not even allowed to talk
>>681980620Do you know what I hate about incentive pushing? And I mean HATE? It implies that what we have is incomplete.Sure, you can be having a good time with what you have - but imagine if you had THIS thing instead. We're gonna fill all your thoughts and time on that. Get the incentive. GET the INCENTIVE. You can't enjoy this run until we make it. C'mon, it's sooo important. Get it.And I barely remember there's a run on screen that I should be appreciating instead. It's all anyone seems to want. Not the run we're doing or the trick that's coming up. GDQ incentives can get met, but they sacrifice the narrative of the run at hand for them assuming they're not just money-launderedIt's awful and it kills the vibe for any run going on, no exceptions
unleash the anons
>look away from stream to look at thread>safety saves loaded that kill the main character while I'm not watching
HOOOOOOYYYYYPE
>>681981673I like to imagine that GDQ organizers are standing behind him with a gun to his head forcing him to ask if he can read a donation
>Playing honor mode>Dishonorable
>>681981873don't leave again
>>681981626Zoomers wont touch anything that isn't real time combat like FF15&16.
>>681981763>>681981924>all the boomer DnD games are all RTWP>they like turn based more????
GDQ finales are always so miserableThe constant begging and shit is so fucking annoying
>>681981626RTWP is messy.Hard to make heads or tails of what's happening and you've got to build up an intuition on when's the good time to pause.Turn-based is harder on the balancing side (and often is prone to being cheesed), but is much easier to grok.
They can't even get 50k on the final day?Absolutely patheticAt least GDQ will be dead soon at this rate
The rise in quality from SGDQ 2023 to AGDQ 2024 then the fall in quality from AGDQ 2024 to this is fucking astrounding.
ONLY 4 MINUTES TO DONATE AND BEG PLEASE DONATE
at least the reader is interrupting for an incentive related to this run, always seems really disrespectful to interrupt someone's time in the spotlight to shill someone else
>>681980984I came in like a wrecking baaaaaaall
we will hit the 2milly
>>681981459patrician taste
How do you choke a turn based game?
>>681981992>homestar runnerwe are old
>>681982000> i need to listen as it is a blind part> *CAN I READ A DONATION*the iwanna be guy got done dirty showing a nice trick
>>681981992maybe the problem is summer
yeah they're definitely going to "organically" raise $900k in one day
EIGHT
hey all, merchslop peddler here
>>681981924They play persona DQ and bg3. The idea FF needs to be an action game is ridiculous headcanon from out of touch boomer SE devs
>>681982029achtually we're going for 3 milly chat, get hoyp
>critical missing the 99lel
>>681981978don't worry bro, there'll be a """hype train""" of anonymous $5K donations that surely aren't laundered so they can save those animals and pet those doggos!!!
7 thousand
my 5k dono should be coming up soon!
>>681982053Have you seen Balatro run on this here SGDQ?
>>681982132yeti could only do 4k donations, it is already over kek
>>681982080mario maker and bg3 incentive went up 10k at the same time
Just donated the missing 6000 dollars guys! You can thank me now
>>681982153Did you leave a message?
>>681982094dq12 isn't going to be turn-based. we just need more bravely default
>>681981958>>681981958>>681981958
The bit with the characters jumping off is still funny desu
SAY IT WITH ME
>>681982106It stands to reason that there will be more people with more money watching over the weekend. NEETs don't have dono cash, the weekend watchers do.
Don't say it, please.
>>681981992Even SGDQ 23 was better than this crap
>>681982217No
>>681982235TRANS RIGHTS
Oh god they're starting to yell out the countdown.
>>681982235IM A PIMP NAME SLICK BACK
>>681982053ask Keizaron
He's gonna say it!!!
>>681981992you will watch the PC indie game speedruns that no one fucking cares about and you will rate them F
>>681982235OVER
>>681982235OVER ESTIMATE
FIVETHOUSAND
>>681982306O V E R E S T I M A T E
>>681982216God fucking damn it fampai kun. That breaks my heart.
incoming $5k anonymous dono
We've reached the part of the night where the runs are dominated by number shouting.
>>681982252This is just confirming that AGDQ 2024 was the death bounce before GDQ truly bottomed out.
Is this even a speed running event with so many runs going over estimate
This might be the worst run this year
>>681982207hell no
>A FIVE THOUSAND DONO FROM THE YETEE
I ate Indian food for dinner
OVERESTIMATEAGAINWHY AN RPG RUNWHY AN RPG RUNWHY A DICETHROW BASED RPG RUNWHY A DICETHROW BASED TURN BASED RPG RUNWHYWHYWHYWHY
he's going to choke on "accident" so there will be more time to beg for donos
It's over....Technically it was no longer an honor mode run anyway
>>681982302That's a risky strat.He's stalling for 5000 from anonymous and that'll bump the estimate and he'll be under again.
>over estimate
>>681982370This isn't a "bad" run per se, just boring. There's nothing offensive about it.
Why is the stream glitching out every other minute
I'm starting to think the choke was on purpose to get this incentive...
every run should have a 5 hour estimate in the future to appease /v/
>>681982370Not by a mile.
someone bake a real thread not a schizo in front of food thread
SOBREESTIMACIÓN
>>681982412the dicerolls ALL went finerunner was just a retard and forgot to pick up a quest item
It isn't over estimate. He's stalling
>>681982472they would still find a way to choke and go overestimate
shut it down
>>681982402quite pungent my dear
They better not change the estimate again
>>681982412Because it's a GOTY dicethrow based turn based RPG.
>>681982472The estimate is chosen by the runners, if you're gonna have a tight time finishing the game in 1 hour then don't put a fucking hour s an estimate
ZZZZZZZ STOP FUCKING BEGGING END IT
STALLING FOR DONOS
>STALLING FOR TIMEFrauuuuud
>>681982370not by a bakers fucking mile, this shit is tame compared to the absolute wash that was powerwash sim.
My donation is up next guys, wish me luck
dono stall, fucking gay.
>>681982517It's not GOTY in any way. Tencent bought the media out.
this is the lowest point right here
>>681982523they submit vods with their times so it isn't like the runner just picks a random number
He's not even being subtle about it.You know what, I respect it.
>>681977546How do you guys watch this absolute trash? It's absolutely grating to listen to.
>>681982523hence the 5 hours (minimum). the runners clearly have no idea.
>stalling
this is awful
They're definitely just stalling for the incentive.Pathetic...
PAGE 7 threadcuck WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>artifically stalling
It's only over 4 minutes, relax. Like you guys could do any better.
This is F from me.Invalid, over and stalling for donos.
DONT WORRY MY DONO'S ON THE WAY
>>681982553>Yetee was the Umaruposter all alongNo, this can't be...
just admitting to stalling now lel
>>681982561guarantee the staff is telling him to do so in his ear
FUCK my debit card got declined, i'm not gonna get my dono in before they stop the run!
>>681977546How many names were trans rights?
予定オバー
>stalling in a speedrunning event
I HATE RIGGERS
this sucks
>overestimate> loaded a safety save> stalling for donationswhat happened to the game I love
This is beyond pathetic
>>681982585you're pretty astute
im so sick of this shit
>stalling the run for donations
>>681982569Bought it out? Sven still has the controlling stake. They only have 30%. He has well over half.
>stalling for donos
Rate this run!
LOOK AT THIS LOSER AND LAUGH>>6819818247 minutes off
WE DID IT REDDIT
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They were actually stalling to meet the incentive. That is fucking pathetic.
can you fuck the squid people in this game?
>>681982689Sex
>>681982689S
>>681982689ZZZTheir lowest moment yet
People payed 50k for this?
>>681982689F overestimate and stalling
>>681982689F for fucking pathetic.
>50 thousand for good ending which is just skipped cutscenes
>>681982689ZZZ + OVERTIME +STOPPED PLAYING THE GAME FOR DONOS
>>681982685>1/3 of your company being owned by the CCP + a whore + her bull prepperCCP basically owns the company anon
>>681982689C
>>681982689ZZZ
>>681982689DI like Chronos, really don't care about the run.
>>681982689Z
>>681982689i didn't watch it and decided to get a borger instead
>>681982656Who's this?
look, yes, he went overestimate and stalled. but we get more BG3 AND more money for charity! win/win!
>>681982689B for bros. I like the runner and the couch
>>681982689A
>50k incentive just for which ending you pick>no new gameplay>skipping through the cutscenes anywayWHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT
Should he be skipping all the cutscenes of the good ending?
>>681982689zzz, gay comments and fuckups and gay dono shills.
>>681982689ZZZpathetic
>>681982689F
>>681982689Failed
>>681982689ZZZstalling for donosjumping past every fightabusing invisibility so they play as little of the game as possible
>>681982689D
>>681982689Z for stalling and back up saves AND over estimate
>>681982689SSS
>>681982689Z for intentionally stallingwould be a D otherwise
>>681982689FI'd hate to have my run during the last day around this time cause it'd just be unless donation HOooooooooooYYYYYYYYYYYPPE
>shill for good ending for an hour>skip all the cutscenes
>>681982689ZZZ. Worst run of the entire day
>>681982689D for dono scumming
>>681982689I dunno, like a C?
>>681982689ZZZ for TRANS RIGHTS, also invalid, and also over estimate
>>681982689D+. Booooooooooring game to speedrun. Overestimate. At least good commentary.
>>681982689ZZZ- Absolute fucking dumpster fire. This run deserves to be buried under the chart.
>>681982689Z first time ever, safety save, over estimate, and stalling for donos
Bro they really stalled for skipped cut scenes.
>save stated>stalling for donos>overestimate
>>681982689FFF
>>681982689F tjrgn
>>681982763How? They don't have a controlling stake. Sven does. He has more than half, dummy
>>681982689D+
>>681982689Fdishonorable safety save just because he forgot to get something, overestimate, not even entertaining artificial stalling
>>681982689ZZZstalled for donos, invalid safety save BS, over time, trans rights, garbage run
>>681982689big fat fucking Z
>>681982689Don't even put it on the fucking chart. Offensively garbage
>>681982689F - Boring and over estimate
>this is the good endinglmao
Where the FUCK is SUPER FUCKING METROID?End this garbage.
>>681982689SSSFantastic ending
>Honour Mode>play Dishonourably>"good ending">get worst endingIt's literally possible to get an actual "good" ending by killing yourself if you're under Bhaal's influence still
>>681982689ZShitty game and shitty run.
>>681982689D. The safety save that killed off the main character was funny but the donation stalling ruined everything.
>>681982689DAs funny as it was to safety save the trans away, stalling is cancer.
ELDEN CHADS RISE UP
>>681982886Yet gdq shills here rate it with A and even SSSIf chart anon has any decency, he will ignore any rating above a C.
>>681982953>its not TASbot doing the runwhat are u even waiting for
>>681982707it was even worse with FFV at agdq, this is their new thing now
>>681982953>racehaha yeah man can't wait
>>681983026>>681983026>>681983026>>681983026rate then mig
>>681982969I wish my life was empty enough that having shit takes anonymously on the internet like a fucking coward was what I did with my time
This run is a new low for GDQ
>Baldur's Gate 3 haters
>>681983005tasbot is just vlc player you know for the last few years.Literal marketing for playing video files kek
>>681982689Z a mih 'niod m'I
paid 50k for piss fetishism, very cool.
50k for this shit?
>>681983074kek
>>681983062Anon, you've already achieved your wish
>>681982689zzz
>>681983164>50k for this shit?It's piss actually
>>681982689z shamefur
>>681982689F for FANGAMER HERE
kneel to your oashi now /v/
>>681982175they money launder fake donations from staff/investors every year near the end you fucking retard, what are you, new?
>>681983287that's not Kiara
>>681983269based multi voter shitting on retarded chart/rating newfaggots
>>681982689F for my GOD am I sick of seeing fags.
>>681983423Die sturdynigger
>>681983554?i just posted random cute imagewhy are you mad at me?
>>681982187what happened here
>>681981230>Uyama was a retarded kid and registered GDQ as an LLCI don't think making GDQ a for-profit was a mistake