Now: Super MetroidNext: Mario Maker 2Later: Elden RingStream: https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681977546
why are the donation incentives / bonus runs so fucking bad this year?
People payed for this?
>pissing yourself for charitybased?
>>681983026>FIFTY THOUSAND TO PEE YOUR PANTS
BG3 is literally the most reddit videogame ever madeformerly witcher 3, congrats to BG3 for snatching the crown
what the fuck
>50k donation for trans rights to piss himselfthanks guys
OH GOD OH GODIM GONNA IMGONNAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG
>>681983107True
>>681983084godless...
He's dilating!
>piss yourselfthat's kinda hot
>>681982942its a good ending for the campaign, bad ending for your character
i'm pissed
SSS for piss
what happens when the its over bros I don’t want it to end
What kind of American are you?
WHAT THE FUCK. THEY STALLED FOR DONOS FOR LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL INCENTIVE LASTED.
>>681983084Whoops, the DNF/invalid marker didn't want to show.
Science mig
You should piss yourself NOW
>incentive for GOOD ending>mc pisses himself and kills all companionholy kek
Last call for the kitchen, what'll it be?
miggy with it!
FAUNA SWEEP
>>681983094Piss yourself to own the chuds.
miggin'
>>681983026UPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns ON NOW July 3rd-7thStream: https://www.twitch.tv/finnrunsSchedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21sthttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
Don't forget to get those last minute donos in /v/! Let's save the animals and kill those borders!
My poo'd wife
my last mig of the year
>>681983169wat
GREEN WOMAN MENTIONED
>>681983107go back to your tohou games then
I HATE MIGGERS
>put the most popular game of the past year in your marathon>lock certain parts of it behind massive $ incentive goals>make hundreds of thousandsIt's that simple folks.
>>681982969Fucking kill yourself pronto retard.
Anyone hyped for Super Metroid with incentive shilling every 5 seconds? I'm so hyped!
>>681983196was literally made for the Trans Rights character. missed opportunity
>>681983107It won all the game of the year awards. You're wrong.
>>681983258>lock certain parts of it behind massive $ incentive goalsliterally $50k just for a cutscene where you kill your friends
Are you ready for 1 hour of metroid?
oh checkpoint, can pickup some vodka miggers rise up
When is the bonus stream?
>>681983254kek
>>681983254Fuck you, antimigger
>>681983202this is 100% what I would have expected from GDQ
>>681983232that's what you think buddy
THEY JUST DELAYED SUPER METROID 10 MINUTES IN THE SCHEDULE. FUCK THIS GAY EVENT.
>>681983303>it won all the reddit of the year awardsAnd?
god it's the trans rights host againthe same faggot that cried last timeFUCK
>>681983208ESA was cancelled. Police is investigating
>piss ending>audience member goes up to the camera and picks his nose immediately afteri'm so proud to be a part of this family
>>681983258>enticing people to donate to charity is a bad thingI bet you think the red cross was entirely successful because rich people cared about peasants dying in the mud
I LOVE MIGGERS
>>681983082>why [SGDQ] so fucking bad this year?
>>681983303Wow totally not reddit giving awards to reddit for their contributions to reddit culture faggot
Every time I think they can't sink to lower lows. Every time they dig the hole deeper.
Watching the checkpoint with the sound off really drives home how chronically obnoxious these people are.
>>681983274>going to watch it muted and make all the sounds in my head Oh yeah, it's gonna be kino
Why is he smiling here?
>autism noises immediately
>>681983318I do like Miles Smilesone of my favorites
THE MAW HAS RETURNED
absolute nightmare crew
Name my band
foot tattoo
>>681983026This cat creature has more of a legacy than this whole FSN prequel does
>>681983316I don't like Metroid
Did FFG get divorced?
>audio desync has been bad throughout the entire eventDeath to the tech crew
BRB, gonna watch the fat elf anime while we wait for the actual games to start.
>>681983435got his vodka allowance for half of the year
>>681983303True
>THAT FUCKING AUDIO DELAY
>>681983435rules do not apply to him
>>681983435>bathroom policingwhy don't they just make all toilets unisex
>>681983478the bad bunch plus brutal
>>681983492>>681983507This is a twitch issue tho, the entire site been fucked like this
i love spike
>>681983478Trans Wrongs
every time a giant emote is posted in a twitch chat it cracks me up
>>681983478Barbershop Rejects
>>681983478Weaponized Sound Sponsored By Red Bullyes you have to say the whole thing. yes, every single time.
>>681983368>>681983419Keep seething. Starfield lost. TOTK lost too. Get over it.
>Oats is a boy>She calls him they anywaysWhy
JUSTPAUSETHE FUCKING STREAMFOR THREE SECONDSTO LET IT SYNCHOW IS THIS HARD
>>681983303yes
>>681983303Thus proving him right.
So after the bonus game incentive is met, how else will they shill money? As someone who watches VOoid's streams he basically said he didn't want to add donation incentives to SMRPG because he wants it to end at credits, so no post-game content.
>>681983484post the webm
Do I even dare read this thread
>>681983492>they blamed it on twitch>go to any other stream and there's no audio delaywow shoutouts to the tech crew
These 4 are so fucking annoying.Bring back the homeless dud and troon
>>681983492>DeathI think you mean "shout outs"
>>681983478Modern Polycule
>>6819832742 million will happen
>>681983084what happened with Another Crab's Treasure?
Huh, turns out SpikeVegeta was a theater major at UofA, my old school
>>681983564>reddit gave reddit reddit awards to celebrate reddit culture so this game is the redditest reddit that has ever been redditedGood to know retard, go enjoy it where you'll be surrounded by pretend nerds acting like they enjoy it
>>681983523The same reason heads exploding and murder is perfectly fine but if a titty is shown then it's banned---because society is stupid
I GOT THAT GOOD GOOD !!!!!! GOD DAMN
the best oshi was mentioned. Kneel /v/
>>681983623YARRRRRRR
>>681983623>Coming from a man that has just spent the last week calling people fucking morons on reddit because they dared to criticize his shitty event
>>681983623go and stay gone
>>681983623>coolmatty>the lord of lordosis>the lipodystrophic lad
I've seen most the talking heads already. The only cool one was the fat prize guy. I saw the dirty prize wizard playing a rhythm game last night. He looks like he'd cut locks of your hair in your sleep. Spike is more jewey looking in person, plus fatter. Red hair prize lady is fucking short, like 5'3" or some shit.
>>681983698>spike was a theater kid>still comes across as the least "theater kid" person on staffwew
>>681983634based based based based
>>681983698I'm not at all surprised he was a theater kid
Guys, I'm having really bad heartburn? Do you know any quick remedies? Or am I going to die?
>>681983590Its not anons fault. Something about watching twitch causes brain decay.
>>681983793F
>when those "anonymous donations" roll in
Do we like Spikevegeta?
>>681983689final boss chokefest10 minutes over estimate
>>681983582ThisBAKA
>>681983084The crab game needs this
>>681983793Rate your life on a scale of Z to S, NOW
>>681983793milk. it works. Unless you are a non-white then lol, lmao
>>681983236there is a main quest and there are quests for the charactershe choose the "evil/bad" ending for his personal character quest, but choose the good ending for the main quest. But because he choose "evil/bad" ending in his personal quest he got mindraped by god because he didn't do his bidding in the main quest even though he promised to do itBasically its a meme ending you will never come across naturally because it requires you to contradict yourself
>>681983793smoke a ciggie and drink a cuppa coffee, always helps me
>>681983763instahoes hate this man and his bum
>>681983698
>>681983793eat some baking soda
>>681983774rural midsouth / midwest theater kids aren't as "extra" as most other theater kids
ONE MILLION FOR DLCLET'S GO
>>681983084whats a foid
>>681983793anon diesheart attack %
>>681983810I mean the tech crew. all they have to do is pause the stream for three seconds to avoid this shitty audio drift
>>681983793pour ice cold water directly into the heart cavity.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SECRET INCENTIVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS YOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>681983841Nice. Thank you anon
>$400k for an unfinished runpain
350,000k for elden ring dlc
only 350k
>>681983852SSS cringekino over estimate
that'll be 350,000$ please for an incomplete DLC run
>>681983702Please shut the fuck up. You've been seething about BG3 since it came out. Sorry your game was so uninspired it lost to "bear sex"
>>681983373Wait, there was a second loser who cried?
>>681983084I love watching Katamari roll back and forth
everyone supporting this shit is a troon or troonlover.
>just 350k in 3 hours
>>681983871Gordan, what are you doing outside the lab!
>>681983852D->>681983853Thanks, I'll try that
LETS GOO CHAT
>>681983852C
The fuck? Just send me quarter million?
I'll watch super metroid and then go to bed
>>681983871I'm actually in this photo, guess which one.I'm the spider
>>681983898femoidbasically girl but ugly
THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND (350,000) DOLLARS FOR A FRACTION OF A DLC SPEEDRUN>THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND (350,000) DOLLARS FOR A FRACTION OF A DLC SPEEDRUNTHREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND (350,000) DOLLARS FOR A FRACTION OF A DLC SPEEDRUN>THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND (350,000) DOLLARS FOR A FRACTION OF A DLC SPEEDRUN
What a bunch of losers.It's not even funny.
>>681983852A
>Super Metroidfinally, a real fucking video game, at last.
ZERO MINUTES UNTIL SUPER METROID
I can't tell of sent wants to make out with spike or murder him.
>>681983852B+
>>681983973This is the first time i've been on /v/ since AGDQ threads. I don't care about your turn based faux nerd game you pretend to like for reddit karma.
>>681983793Milkies Cinnamon
>>681983994Imagine the stalling.
>>681984017>>681983997
>>681983107No, that would objectively be Starfield
Last one for today
>>681983994It might take more like 5 hours but we WILL get there
>>681983852B for Boring
>super metroid>race>oatsIt was over before it even began
>>681984049This is the only run I've been looking forward to.Waiting for oats to choke and die to phantoon again.
>>681983898Lots of tourists during gdq
You know, if nothing else it's impressive how quickly and deeply Rubiefart got embedded into GDQ staff.That's some effective parasitism right there.
>>681984049>he doesn't know
if you're curious why these event organisers are so ecstatic, go take a look at how much dough they take home after the days are finished
https://youtu.be/XcBbE3t6cLA?si=o0Ek2J2ppDp24OZbHow does he get away with it every year?
350K FOR 1/4 OF A DLC SPEEDRUNLET'SGO
I just beat the rot centipede goddess today with the unarmed weapon (fire of course) from that silent monkshit was cash
>All we need is 350k okay don't ask questions
>Hey goyim give us tree fiddy so we can play a shitty DLC that floppedKek GDQ more like pee-yew these guys stink
>>681984049don't worry it's a race and they'll be screaming about the stupid dono goals they've set up the whole time.
>>681984101has there ever been an explanation for this? i know in game you can literally go and become transracial
2 million is not happening sorry gdq
>>681984106royaru rainbow
>>681983852S for having a super loving boyfriend watching gdq with me
is the final run of the event being a 3h RPG run an intelligent play?
How was the Crab Souls race fellas?
There's no fucking way they're gonna raise 350kNO WAY.
>>681984126He often chokes live though, and Super Metroid has NO backups. You die, you lose.
>>681983435What is bathroom policing? Are they making sure trannies don't go into their original gender's toilet?
>>681984106ROYAL RAINBOW
>>681984106I like the dual meaning of the rainbow, one side for his iconic "roya wainbooo" catchphrase, the other showing the spread of colors as it plummets down the ratings chart.Or at least that's what I assume you meant by it, correct?
>>681984140Dying to Phantoon is Super Metroid speedrun tradition, and it shall be honoured.
>>681983185Ken Griffey is DNF/Invalid as well as it was prerecorded.
>they are $110,000 behind AGDQ2024's total this time>colmatty is begging for ways to make GDQ better on redditThe world is finally healing.
For me this was the highlight of GDQ
>>681984106ROYARURENBOU
>>681984159They don't have a salary, it all goes to a charity dude
>>681983185Any good cringe?
>>681984152just hug uyama's nuts no matter what, don't question anything and shill whatever they tell you to shill. that's why spike is still there after 10 years while pretty much everyone else moved on.
>>681983435Because he broke every single one of these rules
>metroid race>place is packedwhy the f people gather to watch some boomer shit
>>681984236BOTH runners went significantly over-estimate and died to the final boss maybe a dozen times combined.It was pretty fun.
>>681984235Would you rather have another clusterfuck race with radically different routes and the shittiest fucking layout in which we cannot tell who's first?
>>681984061>This is the first time i've been on /v/ since AGDQ threadsNow you're lying.
>>681983920i love p
>8pm >1.7millmao where are the doubters?
>350kSo hyped for the 30 minute stallfest even though we all know they'll just launder enough funds to hit it .
>>681983852B. It's been kind of sucky, but I might have a new job, and my art is getting better. Soon I'll be making money AND producing quality titties.Keep going, /v/. You can do it.
>>681984285that's just the bottom of her skirt not an upskirt chuds
>>681984240New here?
>>681984308modern vidya is garbagesorry zoomerbro
>>681984271What made 2022 such a good year for gdq?
>>681984285God she hit the wall once she has a kid she is done
Doritobros?
>>681984342We were inches away from greatness
>>681984245They're going to have backup saves, so at least they're all going to finish.
I don't know who the blonde milf is in the crowd cam but damnnnnnnn
>Doritos ad just before MetroidWell played, I'm off to the store. Brb.
>>681984312I wish i was lying. This website makes me unbearably depressed. I can only stomach it twice a year for GDQ threads
cant wait for the inevitable anonymous 100,000$ donation at the end
>>681984310I would rather have a short and sweet exciting run to end the event, 30 mins topsit's the last runnot the last 3 hours
>>681984219They will absolutely crush that goal through the power of anonymous 5k donations for "no particular goal, just towards the incentive".It's as good as done, they can't afford to lose face.So sit tight and enjoy the cringe, or don't.
>>681983793masturbate, quick!!!
>WE GOT SCADUTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Caveman creepshot
>>681984292hahahha
>>681984292inb4 30 replies
FREE PALESTINE, AMIRITE GUYS?
>>681984441I thought he transitioned?
>>681984240You underestimate the power of money laundering.
>>681983842FUCK MODS lol
>first few bosses up through messmeri'm genuinely confused about this, because you don't need to beat a single boss to beat messmer. they seriously need to disclose how long this is going to be, or how many bosses they're going to be beating. it could straight up just be>ride around in the open world for skibidi fragments for 15 minutes>run through church district>kill messmeror>kill dancing lion (not necessary)>kill rellana (not necessary)>kill hippo (not necessary)>run through shadow keep exterior (not necessary)>kill messmer
more le epic kaizo shit
>>681984268>falling for an edit
>>681984476(((internal discussion)))
>>681984390>we'll never get another "garrison sits on the cuck chair and watches while the other 3 guys finish" moment in racesgrim
>>681984218Yeah, the explanation is Bethesda is lazy as shit and only ever makes one or two child models. And even though she's basically a central character, that doesn't trump their laziness and ineptitude
>>681984487HEY
yet again they've ruined the final day by adding a wildly overvalued bonus game that they're going to shout and scream about all during the other runs
>>681984292lookup the difference between staff and volunteer
>>681984476Lol Jews have literally won
>>681984376She's barren.
>>681984308Considering you've got 4 of the top 8 runners racing, it's the highlight of the entire week.
Why are there so few girls in the crowd? I thought gdq was inclusive
>>681984106Royar Rainburr
>>681984487you got fooled hard, anon
>>681984476golems got too uppity
>>681984476Internal discussion lmfao every MSF founder is a fucking kike. Of course they had to shut it down
>still setting upMmmmm yeah the stall is getting strong
of course char bunny gets the inside scoop on a racecheating bitch
>>681984376>once she has a kid she is doneOnly childless women hit the wall at-speed, having kids seems to slow a woman's aging. There's a reason MILF is a porn category and roastie isn't.
>>681984596because when they show up weirdos like you obsess over them, especially if they're trans girls
>>681984596
>>681984565>125k ???
>CharbunnyYOU CHEATING BITCH
>>681984504Yeah honestly they should have just either done an any% run or waited until next GDQ when a full Remembrances run will be routed
>>681984476Wow, they actually did? Well, obviously the correct decision, well done. Inb4 Spike threatened them with his jew sorcery.
>>681984476It's really not news that they banned any conservative sentiment under the guise of being politically neutral, but in fact they encourage and allow progressive sentiments.
>>681984565even worse because we JUST had a kaizo race yesterday and this is pretty much the same shit
>>681983084>>681983107why was BG3 so bad? wait...don't tell me: it was incels seething over the character name and that's it
>>681984596Sexual harassment and incels ruined everything
wasn't Elden bling scheduled in 1 hour??
>>681984670>being a stacy is hard.webm
>>681984414I'm TOTALLY the same guy you're talking to and I totally won't ask what you do when you aren't here since I'm not also repulsed by here and need to look for something else to do to fill in the time. Totally have no intention of asking and don't care either I'm lying about everything. How do you do it?
>>681984519Wasn't an edit. Multiple people observed actions happening when the dog didn't even touch the button, or seemingly massive desync when it did. It was a fraud.
>>681984308another possible explanation is that because the event is winding down, most of the off-camera stuff has been packed up, so there's not much else to do
>>681984670is she the gf of some runner? looks like shes bored out of her mind
>>681984648anon Milf porn is the least realistic porn there is
>>681984616Did you even see the interview with msf
>>681984476Absolutely spineless.
>>681983185What happened with Tetris Grandmaster?
Ugh...another Meteoidvania coming up
>>681984708
>>681983793milk of magnesiamintpepto bismal
>>681984705>kaizo troll level relay>kaizo troll level romhack>kaizo troll level SMM2 raceENOUGH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>681984718I still think he was grabbing something under his seat, but it's funny to think of him sniffing the chair.
>>681984718i will never get tired of watching this and thinking about the comic where his eyes are rolling in the back of his head sniffin
>>681984441This looks like a midwest emo album cover
>>681984745Paid escort.
>>681984573>>681984616Pretty sure by "backed off" he means decided to allow it, as people have been yelling "free Palestine" all week. Dunno if you just tuned in.
>>681984698they are simply afraid of trannies which is the only reason that shit is allowed to infect everything
Did they drop any incentives this time?
>>681984708People are still upset it beat Zelda for Game of the year. There's a Starfield schizo here too.
>>681984739It's unhealthy really, I just hyperfixate on my job. I wish I had a magic solution but there's none, all you have to do is bite down and go through the motions of everything you thought you were better than.
>>681984587nah super metroid has been done too many times before. that's why ppl dont tune in because they want NEW games
>The room is dead for Super MetroidIt's so over anon...
Baited into a trump meme KEK
Why do I watch this event?
>>681984271I hope FAST50 taught them a lesson, and continues to be a good show.
>>681984740You are literally speaking out of your ass.
>>681984808idk if escorts get that pretty
>>681984861I missed it, what was it?
>>681984764Tranny failed 7 minutes in and resorted to playing another mode to fill the remaining 8 minutes.
>>681984791
>>681984861What was the meme?
>>681984791>it totally wasnt intentionalsure bud
>>681984764troon runnerdnf'd / topped outannoying dono reader
>>681984852the dog got the biggest crowd by like a factor of 6
>>681984476>FREE PALESTINE>uh guys we don't want to get too political, wouldn't want people getting upset over women and children getting murdered>TRANS RIGHTS>uh there's nothing political about cutting off a child's wiener, fuck off chudi actually kind of respected them for committing to the palestine shit given it's controversial in the typical woke lefty spaces, but of course that got shut down
Laughing at all the people at the event who made plans to the schedule only for them to get completely thrown off by the stalling
>SGDQ almost overhold me /vros ....
Has "Kill the Animals" ever won recently?
>>681984801
>>681984880We do a little trolling >>681984891
>>681984898okay after seeing >>681984889I think it might have been intentional.
>>681984106Fukken saved
>>681984927ty anon
>>681984718For the last fucking time, he didn't sniff the seat! I was just getting something underneath my chair
>>681984829A big part of their core audience and runners are trans now, as they have booted most others out. Even for shit like accidentally misgendering or using a dead name.
>>681984849Sure thing zoomer
>>681984670
>>681984708fucked up and needed a safety save, host was obnoxiously pushing the incentive the whole time, and delayed at the end so it could be met. Was also just boring.
>>681984781Holy shit these mods have no mercy
Okay but why is it a fucking race? Why not just show Supper Metropolis in a normal run?
oh im sure that it takes this long to setup for super metroid
>>681984808who the fuck would hire an escort for gdq? lmao
>>681984871They can if you're able to syphon a lot of money out of a charity.
>>681984476>internal discussion"No political grandstanding" was literally already in the rules. It just comes down to political grandstanding for the "right" causes, which is trans rights.
>>681984889The second soda was just a cover, every pervert's got one.
>>681984504i'm guessing it will be the latter, possibly without the lion because it's out of the way (though like you said, you can run right to mesmer so they're technically all out of the way)
didnt they raise over 3mil last year or the year before?
>>681984917Pro Palestine isn't at all contentious in progressive spaces.
We're gonna hit bump limit while they're still """setting up"""
>Partial spoiler free speedrun for something that just got released???
>>681984718God tier tits I would stare like a retard but I would never sniff her seat. i need to understand what was going through his fucking mind
>>681984740>Wasn't an edit.of course it is. the time in the video doesn't even work as the run was >29 minutes long, not 22.5
>room isn't completely full on the last day like past GDQ eventsIs it unironically over?
>>681984917Does she desire a male counterpart for purposes of impregnation?
GUYS WE ARE SOOOOOOOO CLOSE TO THAT INCENTIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>681985046That was when GDQ would contribute bits and subs, which they have stopped doing.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>681985003Ultimate power move.
>>681984921Bittersweet trainwreck ESA is in 3 weeks
>>681984538You think we'll get another shuttle moment ever again? lmao
>>681985046
>>681984968thats right. a group ousts other runners to get their own in, and browbeat the leadership and viewers with their message. NOT POLITICAL BTW.
>>681984698>free palestine>conservativelol wtf are you talking about, conservatives are full on pro-israel, it's the libs who are at least split on the topic
>>681984852I've been watching speedruns since SDA launched and I never found metroid runs interesting due to the slow ass room loading after running for 1 second and the fact it is beaten into the ground.
>>681984596Because real women don't participate in a incel and tranny filled event
>>681985112didn't this guy get banned?
>>681985046>SGDQ22: 3m>SGDQ23: 2.2m>AGDQ22: 3.4m>AGDQ23: 2.6m>AGDQ24: 2.5m
>>681985090You smell
>>681985090You're quoting a post that's 2 years old anon wtf
>>6819855710w-why did this get removed
>>681985024They've had multiple runners say "free Palestine". Couch even made a joke about kidnapping colonizers during the mass effect run. He means that they decided to allow it. that or the runners are doing it anyways.
>>681985061he planted the bottle for plausible deniability, and it worked
>>681984106RUYAAAAL REEINBOOOOSW
>>681985113Identity politics aren't political. ITS CALLED BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING
TECH TEAM HOIIIIIIPE
>>681985161I do, with my nose
>>681985121fucking whore, would get her pregnant and fly out of the country immediately after.
>>681985112>>681985152https://www.twitch.tv/madnesstelevision????????
>>681984998It's 4 tvs they're setting up, so it'll take some time
They stalled so long that the overlay reset
>>681984927>just do it man... this is a once in a lifetime opportunitysends my sides into orbit every time, thank you
M S FSFTRANS RIGHTS
>>681985123I never called it conservative though? Calm down and read what I wrote again.
>>681985152yes
MSF Chant : 1Trans Right Chants: 392
>>681985173It didn't get posted yet
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
my cat is on my lap but i want to make dinner what do i do
Good luck to all racists!
>>681984487Yes? This picture doesn't suggest otherwise
where's zoasty?
>>681985112i wish death on this individual
LET'S FUCKING GO /OATSNGOATS/ TEAM REPRESENT
>>681985220same
>>681985316consume kitty
OATS
I just don't think video games are that cool.
>4 player raceWhat the fuck, I thought this was two people?I don't want to watch this bullshit, god dammit they ruin everything.
>>681984998wtf how did that horse get into the building?
>>681985259your comment doesn't make any sense then
>>681984708>guise why u no like the 1 hour "speedrun" that spent literally one third of that time at one shop, and eventually proceeded to stall for minutes on end so that shitty piss yourself incentive could be met
>>681985332btw she's 23
>>681985332Being a whore
almost watchable except:>no zoast>she/her (t)
>>681985316eat catuse cat with mouthput cat in moutheat cat
>>681985316starve
>>681985184but why smell the chair, what would you get out of it? I cannot understand such a level of social awkwardness and fetishizing something as normal as butt warmth. How starved for human touch do you have to be? i just cannot relate and i've been absurdly lonely in my lifetime
>>681985378Four player races are dogshit. You can't focus on any of them
>>681985332Listening to some good music probably. Also you're a fag
Let's go Oats
Do Zoast and Behemoth still run?
Golly I wonder which of these guys will transition in the very near future
>>681985209are you one of those guys that dont use soap when they shower too?
So much screen realestate is wasted on the people and borders that I can't see what's going on across the room. Goddamnit.
>>681985206be decent (or else)
FOUR he/hims on a closing day race? with a biological female announcer? holy shit, these are wonderful times we live in
>>681984476>Internal discussionaka they got told off
>>681985410hopefully they talk enough so that charbunny can't
I want a pretty girlfriend
>>681985460I think so
>>681985436
>>681985196>>681985121>>681985349she's an escort hired by the guy left of her, prob paid about 4k to spend the day with him.
>>681985450worse, it's Smetroid, so when they die the run ends, even if it's only 10minutes in
>>681985406Holy sexo.Is she a foot slut?
>>681985436bros brain is wired different
>It's a raceZzz
This made them 7000 dollars
>>681985389horse elevator
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>681984845Fucking KILL YOURSELF
>>681985495
>>681985391It makes perfect sense because what Matt meant is that he's ALLOWING people to say "free Palestine". Not disallowing it. This would be evident if you've been watching the entire time. People have said "free Palestine" plenty during this GDQ.
>>681985316
DON'T WORRY GUYS, COOLMATTY'S GOING TO FIX CHAT MODERATION FOR THE NEXT EVENT!
>>681983920>"good commentary">CRUNCH SNAP
FINALLY A GOOD RUN
damn, already over for bottom right
>>681985436getting his first faint whiff of pussy was probably enough to power him for the next couple years
>>681985547ames!
FUCK THIS SPEEDRUN SHIT CENA IS RETIRING (next year)
>>681984476Matty's STILL at it 24 hours later?
>>681985510you think those fat milkers are real?
there should be a no wagglan category
>OMG IM PUMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
MA NIGGA OATSNGOATS WITH NO PRONOUNS
>>681985436Why do dogs smell other dogs' assholes?
>>681985436It only makes sense if you watched a specific slant of hentai in your formative incel years and picked the idea of panty-sniffing up from there.
>>681985547mama mia what's her name
>>681985602no one cares about your half naked men pretending to fight you faggot lmao
OATS IS RACIST
>>681985656>her
>>681985112oh god this fucking faggot is back again. i was enjoying not seeing them in chat. maybe i just missed them up to this point. honestly, worst part of any GDQ for me is this complete fag
>>681985567>we don't want to just eliminate all fair critiquesSays the man that has been having a reddit meltdown over fair critiques.Forget Punchy, this cunt is the real Nugget Cuck.
>>681985627How does he get away with it?
>>681985567>just want runners to feel safe
>>681985603he made a whole fucking thread for "feedback" (you just know negative feedback will be deleted)
>>681985436I don't think you know how escalation of sexual depravity happens, one day you're jerking off to the idea, the next someone is being nice to you and you get the chance so you go for it.there was an old speedboi whose name I can't remember that dated an absolute slut named cincynancy and chat kept baiting him to sniff her seat when she stood up on stream so he did it, once it's in your head it becomes a poison if you're a fucking loser with nothing else going on
>>681985663well now I know who I'm rooting for!
>>681985510Isn't that chair sniffer though? >>681984718
>>681985663BASED
>>681985671ok, mama mia, whats his name
>>681985567lmao this will never work
>>681985683this is an old pic>>681985267hasnt been seen since
4 man races suck, too many screens
>>681985683Why are you fucks even watching Twitch chat?
>>681985689>Forget Punchynever
>>681985557that's mean
FUCK ALL OATSFAGS, WHERE ARE MY ARC?HADS
>240p screens due to shit race layout>still no accessory streams for individual runners or to offload facecams50 million raised though guiz
>>681985671the pic gets my dick hard ergo she's a woman
>>681985567hmm how about turning off sub only mode and ending the trans rights shit>banned
>>681983920You can pinpoint the exact moment Dukes heart breaks
>>681985725His name is 97amez.
>>68198572597amez KH FM WR holder
Who the fuck is Arc??
>>681985567Are they finally noticing viewers and donations are dwindling?
>>681985567yeah fucking right
>>681985750No point in watching the chat, but the mod logs are fun
Are the two on the right even trying?
>>681985758OATS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>681985567>want runners to feel safeThey're not reading twitch chat THOUGH they're doing their run
>>681985769>not watching on a 4k 75" tv so the screens are each 32" 1080pshame on you
INCENTIVES WILL BE MET NO MATTER WHAT NEXT EVENT! HOYPPPPE!
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SYNC
>>681983920poor dank_bongwater
>>681985543
Why is ARC's screen washed out compared to the others?
Finally a fun run
Its been fun bros, see you at esa
>>681985845not really an incentive if people don't pick it is it?
>real race of actual competitive speedgame>i'm paying attentionwowimagine that
They're talking too much, how is the donation reader supposed to get a foot in? If we don't meet the incentive all these people need to be banned.
>>681985645We are not dogs anon, we are men.
>>681985896Goodnight and God bless, GH Anon.
>>681985758archead reporting for duty!
>>681985845They did it pretty much this event, stall like fuck, beg like fuck and if in doubt wack it with the Yetee stick.The only ones they let fail were the small ones.
>>681985927Right.
>>681985896See you at Esa for the 3 hours the burger and euro hours overlap and everyone can watch
>>681985884Shout out to tech crewHis setup probably uses a different capture card than the others
it's 5 minutes in you retard
Okay I'll admit this is pretty FUCKING HOOYYYYYYYYYPE
>>681985791>>681985804>>681985725where's you guys get the z from?
I think early supers was the first speedrun trick I ever learned, like twenty five years ago. Good times.
What are you guys drinkin tonight?
>>681985750i would've figured more anons would be in the poverty chat. it's fairly dead but better than the overmoderated hugbox that regular gdq chat isalso trihex is a faggot and makes people switch between his chat and some burner account chat when he's streaming instead of just keeping it on the burner chat but eh
>>681985919Crazy, right? Commentators keeping it going, no donations so far.
>>681986027water because I was too depressed to leave my house to buy booze today
>>681986004kek
AHHHHHHH THE SYNC THE SYNC I'M SYNCCCCCCCIIIIINNNNG
>>681985540Prime example right here. Zelda lost. Please get the fuck over it.
>>681986027monster ofc
>>681986012x profile
>>681986027banana flavored whiskey, its not great but im trying to get rid of it. it was on clearance, for a reason.
>>681986027Water.
>>681986004I'm curious to see if there will be any deathsPhantoon in particular might see a death or two
>>681985805
>phantoonsay goodbye to your "close race"
finally some actual speedrunning
>>681986087Early game is pretty consistent. Phantoon will split them up pretty well, I think.
IMYT already out of the race
>>681985884Arc is washed out, imyt is dark. Oats and zeni look about the same but zeni is brighter
>>681986095Your reddit game will never be praised or accepted by us. if you want to read it get praise go back to fucking reddit where people pretend to like nerd shit for karma.
can we uhhhh, can we just kick IMYT out of the race already?just mercy kill it?JESUS
>>681986098weird. it's a s everywhere else
CAN THEY SHUT THE F*CK UP SO THE COMMENTATOR CAN READ MY DONATION THAT SAYS TRANS RIGHTS, I NEED THE AFFIRMATION THAT I HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE MY GENDER DISFOURIA IS ACTING UP PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW THAT TRANS HAVE RIGHTS!!!!!!!!
>>681986027Cock
>>681986112/heem/ approved
>SotE speedrun>only up to Messmer >which means just running straight to Shadow Keep and one shotting him with Star FistsWhy not do all remembrances?
>>681985758i talked to him for a few minutes in the casual gaming room and he was kinda standoffish and it made me feel awkward so i hope he fucking loses
>>681986152>>681985884They all look the same to me
>>681986160lil bro is choking so hard hes trying not to cry
>>681986027spotted cow
Oats ALWAYS chokes doesn't he?
>>681984868.>>681985065Obvious GDQ shill/employee is obvious
>>681986112have you tried mixing it with smth
>>681986212muh spoilers
>>681986176COKE I MEANT COKE
shut the hell up
>>681986212Why critique charity?
>>681986212that'll be another 475k donos
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARBUNNY YOU STUPID BITCH AAAAAAHHHHHHH
SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN
now this is real speedrunning
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB
>>681986027Mountain Dew Star Spangled SplashI'm not proud of it, it was just on sale.
Whose gonna die to phantoon?
>>681986212Because it's not routed yet.
>>681986212because there's nobody yet who can do Consort consistently in a speedrun setting
>>681986247He does, but to his credit, he's been putting in a shitton of practice and time this past year. He's running mostly on muscle memory.
didnt they make like 3 million last year?
>>681986262sure you did
>>681986265>>681986279>>681986281Must I remind you the reason by GDQ exists is for charity? It's important
>>681986213Anon still won't hang out with me. I was playing games with caveman earlier
>>681986027dark roast coffee. My mommy got me the Folger’s Black Silk. It’s not too bad.
>>681986212That's not even an ending, what fucking category is that?
>>681986248proof that the dog wasn't really playing?
>>681986212Why only until messmer?
Hold up, they don't use the X wave beam thing anymore?
>>681986027bottom shelf vodka as i just drink for the alc%, use a spray bottle flavor with b vitamins though i guess that just makes the liver work harder kek
>>681986027
classic phantoon luck
>no one died to phantoonoh my
Miggin'
>>681986361Different category
>>681986142NOPE LMAO
>>681986251no i usually drink whiskey neat, but my mom got me one of those drink smoker kits for fathers day and while theyre a bit of a meme the oak wood smoke kind of takes it from a 5 to a 6
Friendly reminder that they haven't added sponsor money yet, so the Elden Ring DLC will be met regardless!
>>681986332it's not a fucking telethon, the charity is secondary (or should be)
>>681986212why the fuck are they speedrunning shadow of the erdtree already when the only god gamers (dist, elajjaz) haven't even bothered yet?
IMTY IS GONNA RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX AND WIN THIS RANCE
>still 2 in perfect synch after phantoonimpressive, going to be a fun race
>>681986262ANON IS GAY, HAH
>>681986394Hey, how was I supposed to predict everyone choking on Phanty
>>681986421they aren't even, they're just gonna kill messmerit's retarded
>>681986409it exists because that is how uyama got people to enter his dungeon
>>681986409imagine believing this
>>681986027drinking some diet hot cling
>>681986027Had a Pabst Blue Ribbon with dinner, just enjoying some cold water now
>>681986421It's not about giving a good performance anon it's about making a donation incentive enticing enough to reach 2 million. The run can be a trainwreck, they don't care
>>681985196no way thats a normal person who just joined >>681985510 this person is probably right its a escort
>>681986262
>>681986431look at how red his face is, he's cracking, there are tears forming in his eyes, the sweat is increasing, it's so over for this guy
>>681986097Same bro
>>681986421>>681986454where are you getting they're doing the DLC? it says any%
>>681986154What the fuck are you talking about? You can still find people playing and talking about BG3 even to this day and it's not just on Reddit. Nobody even plays Tears of the Kingdom anymore since that's literally DLC they sold you for $70. One game actually made an impact and the other just came and went. That's for a reason if you payed any attention.
>>681986396>"i usually drink whiskey neat">buys banana flavoured whiskyit does not compute
>>681985753she's beautiful...
>>681986339on his psio? I was autistically watching him play random shit with someone from a distance, I wonder if that was you
>>681986509are those people in the room with you right now? i dont ever hear about bg3 anymore
>we got time for one quick donation>SHE DOESNT SHUT UP
Is metroid actually a good speedrun game or is it just that anyone can do it at this point like OOT?
>>681986509Just because you and three autists keep spamming threads talking about your 448481651 playthrough now with a hermaphrodite character doesn't mean it was universally praised by this board. It just means you need to fuck off to discord or reddit or wherever you fucking came from
>>681986601Classic GDQ
>>681986112*heems you*
>>681986619its really fucking hard
Remember Garrison?
30 MINUTES OF RUN LEFT + 30 MINS OF SETUP STALL$50K LEFTCOME ON GUYS
>>681986619It's literally THE speedgame (besides Goldeneye)
>Blow up the tubeHow the fuck were you supposed to know?
>>681986193>>681986641No ufc tonight?
man he's not gonna remember that tube
>>681986619it's both technical and ridiculously competitivelots of guides on it, but if you want to even approach top runs you've got to play it basically perfect
>>681986619>>681986645any% super metroid is far harder as it isn't pause buffering for half the run
>Messmer speedrun showcaseit's going to be hilarious if it's just messmer
>>681986619try wall jumping in Super Metroid then imagine doing that frame perfect everytime
>>681986687your friend had a guide and told you
inb4 200k dono from the yetee
>>681986687Desperation and sheer childhood frustration or a Nintendo Power subscription, your choice.
COME ON SHINCHAN LETS GO
>>681986693No ufc. There is Money in the Bank, but I'll watch it later
Oats playing 5D chess rn
>>681986619>like OOTwhat the hell are you talking about OOT running is dead because it's gotten so ridiculous
>>681986687you can access the area from a different direction anyway
>>681986687Didn't it show you if you stayed on the title screen long enough?
>>681986687buy my guide gajin
>>681986687If you go the intended path through the game, you'd find another tube, already shattered. Then you make the connection. If I'm remembering correctly.
>>681986729yetee hasn't been able to pay off bonus runs once yet, last run it was only 4k on the last day
>oats looks at the screens>slight smirkhe's so hot
>>681986027Local wine
>>681986112Could always use it for baking if it doesn't agree with your palate anon
>>681986579That's your fault for not paying attention, not mine.>>681986620>go back to Discord!Haven't heard that one before. Fuck off.
Oats is pure locked in, but I’ve heard he chokes on marathon
one of the worst gdqs ever made 1.7m
IMYTchads, trust the plan
>>681986831post the oats samus gif
>>681986027Diet dr peppy (on the rocks)
>>681985985
Was it Oats who was the only one out of the four in that race where everybody else died and only one runner narrowly scraped through?
A L L T H R E ELLTHREE
>>681986831I thought he was asian for years because his setup used to be kinda dark and for some reason his streams had low res for me
>>681986716Frame perfect is pretty easy in a game that runs at 24fps
>>681986619what? Dude, go try those fucking same wall jumps. It took me 2 hours to do the easiest sequence break, WITH save states. Its one of the hardest.
>>681986847You fuck off fucking redditor. i have been here since forever. i am /v/. I choose who fits in and who doesn't and you fucking reek of reddit my dude.
There’s a sex scene hidden in this game
If you don't root for the GOAT, you're gonna get BURNED
>>681986912You're thinking of Behemoth, the legend best known for claiming he had WRs in SM Any%, but the only proof was VHS tapes he had to physically fucking send to SDA
This would be so much better if it was only two people.
>>681986946me when I plow ur momlmao
>>681986946You're thinking of Fusion.
>>681986946that's some hot coffee
>>681986946surprised no one has tried to bait with the samus is trans shit that the creator of metroid shutdown kek
>>681986831 the hottest guy is gonna win!! (oats)
>>681986517it was $10, id be leaving money on the table if i passed it up
Think all four will make it to the end? Usually at least one gets knocked out. A lot of solo runs get knocked out too, they just take safety saves or use backups.Super Metroid speedrun is fucking intense. You die and it's just over.
>>681986716walljumping is really not that hard after you got used to ittakes like 1-2h to get consistent
>>681986946my wife samus and i gave it our all
>>681986996fuck no, they're swapping for 2nd like crazy
OATS FELTEDZENI FELTED
which one is QT
LET'S GOOOOO
>>681987051ok now do walljump into edge jump into edge into wall etc. it isn't just a straight wall like the escape
>>681987065I can't see shit.
>>681984285thigh sexo
>>681987092ARC - A Real Cutie
>IMYT didnt go for the sparknahhhhh
>>681987029sounds like you have a problem to me
>>681986945What a loser. Calm down
I mean is there any doubt that Oats has this? He's been grinding this game for like two decades. Several generations of SM runners have come and gone, he's just a ghost haunting this speed game at this point.
>>681987092bottom left>ARC = arealcutie
>>681986946
Oats won.
>>681987087i want a oats vs zeni showdown at escape for old times sake
>>681987140Says the guy that tried to force some imaginary consensus on BG3 when everyone here agrees it's reddit shit made to fulfill your fantasies of fucking muscular men
>>681987152but hes ugly :( i guess his name is ironic?
>>681987191hes the literal WR holder iirc.
is oats a zoomer
imyt bros...
I CANT BREATHE
this is one of the better SM races they've ever done. it helps that the commentators are shutting the donation reader out>I CAN'T BREATHElol
>>681987180TUUUUUUUUUUBES is a lost art.
OHNONONONONO IMYTSISSIES
>>681986693no but meng is boxing toilet till
>>681987217>race at 23 mins>imyt already 25 mins behind
Name that Boyband Squad !!!!!Name that Boyband Squad !!!!!
>>681987286last street boys
>>681987263poor dude. I hope he saves the animals.
>oats is better at vidya than me>oats is better looking than me>oats makes a comfortable living exclusively off streaming Life isn't fair
>20 minutes left>still 50k to go on mayro maker>already blew yetee and fangamer donations recentlyuh gdq sisters? what's the plan?
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkDR5OckDfA
Super Metroid is so fucking good.
>>681987286weezer
>>681987286save the animals
>>681987216He's a solid millennial.
>>681987286Need more of Ames' fat, veiny tiddies. Then again she did lose a bunch of weight, prolly ozempic
DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN
>>681987326Start streaming RIGHT NOWYou will become INTERNET FAMOUS
page nine already getting too old someone bake
>>681987286The Quickies.
>>681987286oats 'n' chokers
>>681987326at least i can probably bench a lot more (155 x 3 reps)
>>681987198bg3 is awesometotk sucks assthere i ended your "debate"
LOL OATS BROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.....
CUTIE SURGE
who the fuck is "cutie"? i don't see anyone with a name close to that
>>681987464arc
OH NO NO NO NO NO OATSBROS
-SOMETHING ELSE THQAT'S SUPER HYPESilence.
>>681987464arc , acronym for a real cutie, even tho hes ugly i know its confusing
>>681986569Yeah, he and his group were playing ps1 kusoge and I was mostly watching but did play a couple
I'm cutie
>>681987445Tell me more about your hermaphrodite playthrough in which you got fucked by a bunch of sandniggers for the glory of NotIsrael you fucking reddit shit
>>681987351Sponsor money
>>681987489classic oats
I'm gonna do it
>>681987384That name is too long
nothing takes me out of this fantastic run than the god damn host chiming in with bullshit
>>681987198>when everyone here agrees it's reddit shit made to fulfill your fantasies of fucking muscular menYOU FUCKING LOST. BG3 won Game of the Year. Zelda FUCKING LOST. So did Starfield. Like I said, calm the fuck down.
>>681987529DO NOT
>>681987513>buzzwords
>IMYT rn
>>681987535Touché.
>>681987529someone stop himSTOP HIM!!!
>>681987384
>>681987529yes have the ice creamDO IT
>>681987529
MAKE THIS BITCH SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Uhhhh, bakie?Hello, bakie?
>>681987564run started and he was already 2 seconds behind. never stood a chance
>>681987552see>>681987513>>681987561>plays pozzed shit>that's pozzed shit>omg buzzwordsI accept your concesion.
>>681987513stay off pol for a while, touch grass etczelda is empty open world garbage, bg3 game of the decade
the money being raised today is cray cray
>>681987594Mannn, I really wish I would've saved her old shit. Had some real good stuff on her 'hidden' twitter.
>>681987384she has nudes under a different name. tits are extremely disappointing, very saggy. push up bras really are magic
how do you make a race more tactical / competitive without doing a lockout bingo?
>>681987689>>681987689>>681987689
>>681987659>Hadwhu happen?
>>681987648>and then the bear fucked me up the ass! Such amazing writing, I know! A fantasy come true at lastgood to know you reddit fucking shit
>>681987529But your friends and family will miss you
>>681987659isn't she fat in the rest of her sets though?
>>681987620Eggplant to Fakie
>$34000 leftIMYT about to take a dive
>>681987656I know, right?It's insane! haha
Oats laughing looks like leffen except he isn't an asshole
>>681987513You willingly accept $70 empty world DLC from Nintendo and you try to shit on literally fucking BG3. What a fucking moron.
>>681987630Have a real criticism not meaningless garbage created by your too online brain
>touch edge of screen>have to wait 7 seconds before moving againretrofags told me cartridge games didnt have to load lmao
>>681987712Deleted fuckin' everything.>>681987694Prove it please.
>>681987713enjoy your shitty zelda game, everyone knows bg3 is better
>>681987748JOHNFUCKINGNUMBERS
>>681987425This one is the best one
>>681987752sorry, i like my games to have gameplay, not for having gay sex forced upon me every 20 seconds
>>681987138nonsense, i only drink on the weekends
>>681987790
>>681987790literally just google her name + nudes
>>681987790>Deleted fuckin' everything.post nut clarity?
>>681987286Boyz 2 Men 2 Women
UH-OH, ARCKEKS?
>>681987757>real criticism>this gay sex simulator with random dicethrows is not that at all because... because I say so OK?
>>681987916Thanks Anon, didn't realize. You weren't wrong.>>681987960I think it was when she got the WR, and got more visibility. Or just deleted the one I knew about. Ahh well.
massive choke for ARC
ARKWAB
>>681987695Pick a bunch of critical moments in the run as checkpoints. First person to each checkpoint gets a point and pauses while the loser catches up. Once they're all ready, they run the next leg. Winner is whoever has the most points at the end. Completely eliminates the risk of 40 minutes of dead air because a retard fucks up right out of the gate.
Watching imyt's screen is suffering
>>681988032You remind me of old Fox News stories calling Mass Effect 2 a sex simulator
>>681988161drop the point shit and just treat it as segmented. you can have the players remain close to each other while maintaining their times.
Oats finna choke the baby skip
>>681984268just wanted to let everyone know, JSR is a poser douche
>>681988161This is how the mario maker races have gone and it seems to work pretty well.My only gripe is, if someone dies or gets stuck, are there safety saves? for Super Metroid you can only have 3 saves. You'd get 3 checkpoints total. But nobody would really consider someone champion if they clutched the final leg after bustering out early. These racers are supposed to be the best in the world. Adding handicaps removes the drama
