Now: Super MetroidNext: Mario Maker 2Later: Elden RingStream: https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681983026
first
IMYT in the cuckshed
Are we done quick yet?
smug anime....
>>681987689you did it and we specifically asked you not to
roleplay rights!
>>681987695Ideally you'd have a rally-style system where instead of RTA it's based off segments which are weighted equally.
Why get Veridia suit if they already have Gravity suit?
>>681987689$7722
>>681987689DON'T DO IT
This is probably the hardest speedrun skill wise.Its insane.
Wasn't there one year where everyone but the last place guy died and he won by just finishing?
AYYEEEE THE SMUGNESS, IT'S TOO MUCH
I'm gonna migg! hnggg..... AAaahhh....
>>681987694Imma need the name right fucking now Anon
miggin'
>>681987758i'm whitey is done
i'm in the crowd right now, i overheard saying that the runners made a secret bet that whoever comes in last place has to transition into a girl... that's fucked man i don't think imyt would make for a cute girl.
LET'S GO OATSBROS WE GOT THISFUCK ALL ARCHUDS, SLEEPYZENIS AND IMYTSISSIES
>>681987787disability money paying off
>>681987826someones prob gonna die this time.
>>681987892is that...a DISTRACTING HAT????GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAR BUNNY SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAR BUNNY SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAR BUNNY SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAR BUNNY SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAR BUNNY SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAR BUNNY
>>681987874>maxresdefaultmade me laugh for some reason.
>>681987747imyt doing a regular playthrough to show the juxtaposition
>>681987874>Adam unsent a message
>>681987689Chibi won
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I'M WATCHING MEN RACE
we had kaizo and i wanna be the guy and now mario maker 2...jesus they are running low on content
I was rooting for oat but I guess I should root for the underdog and he is very close too
oats choke yet?
>>681987892man they got to calebhart and made him a woman it's so over
>begging for $300k to get a shitty incomplete elden ring DLC "showcase"this is a new low
THESE FUCKING INCENTIVE AMOUNTS ARE FUCKING INSANE.THIS ISNT 2015 GDQ OR SOME SHIT.THEY ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.I WANTED CRIT LVL 1 KH2
CUTIE IS FUCKING DONE
>>681987928calm thyself incel she's barely talking
It's over.
THEY CALL HIM CUTIE BECAUSE HE'D LOOK BETTER IN A DRESS
>>681987965Better than Baldur's Gate 3.
>>681987864he tried to invade my board a couple month ago but we kicked him out
the people lusting after runners on the stream make me wonder whether male beauty standards are actually unrealisticor maybe it's just gays
Fucking hell this was a massive miscalculation, we thought we'd have more chances to shill the incentive during this race. Fine we'll just quietly pump it up ourselves.
>>681987689what rights are trannies even fighting for these days? Is the constitution and title 9 not enough for them?
cutiebros, we got too cocky
So are we going to get to the point where the announcer interrupts the run every thousand they get closer to meeting the incentive?
CUTIE'S CHOKING HAHAHAHAH
cutie bros... is it over for us?
CUTEBROS???????WE THREW IT ALL AWAY
>>681987984once but he was so far ahead it didn't matter
>>681987892Genuinely grim that some of these freaks just put on a dress and can look in a mirror thinking "yes, I am a woman."Mental health is wild.
>>681987986he will never be a woman, just a cringe ugly guy
>>681987950>chibi is still a weird pariah>caveman still attends GDQ and plays unknown gameswhat'd he win?
I HATE MIGGERS
>>681988026Oats is legitimately a good-looking man. He takes care of himself and plays piano.
arc more like ACK
Imagine being a commentator and having to hype up imyt's slop gameplay
It's never been more over.
OATSNGOATS GODS WHERE WE AT?
>>681987808Still feels like sm64 especially blindfolded but this is second for sure. Third would be super mario bros
Gonna be my last mig
>>681988038>trans rights haven't been mentioned on stream for awhile>anon brings it up8(
They're going to stall after the race so that the incentive is met, don't worry. Personally, I'll be going out since Mario Maker is always cringe.
>oats is literally 5 minutes ahead of everyone GG
>>681987986SAY IT
>>681987950caveman got hot?
arc choking on the boss jesus it was close too
Oats and Zoast are the real deals, everyone else is a poser.
Mehdroid
>>681988095At least he can actually kill Draygon
COME ON IMYT, YOU GOT THIS
>>681988132thats not how this works. You can die so easy. ARC almost did and hes like the 2nd best.
>>681988092This is triggering some wicked deja vu for me.
>>681988026He's sexy, would pleasure him under his desk while he speedruns
Oats showing who is the king
You may thing IMYT sucks but actually he's been paid off to stall for donos.
>>681988075he lives in japan and speaks japanesehe accomplished what the average /v/tard dreams of
>>681988186lol
BIG choke, too bad - was close. oats' lead will be hard to overcome
>imyt immediately beefs it after doing the boss perfectlykek
>>681988090i didn't say he's not.>smiles:-)>>681988181gari and behemoth tho
>>681987892heres the new gang photo
>>681988087
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>681988182I've been watching onegai my melody and it makes me feel like a genuine retard, nothing else I've ever watched has ever made me feel so retarded, not even k-on or gochiusa or milky holmes
>>681987993idk why they are stopping at mesmer, there is nothing hard to complete after that. just run to the rot boss then run through final dungeon. i guess they just don't want to spoil it for the shitters still working their way through since it released only three weeks ago?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH YOUR GUMS ARE MASSIVE
>>681988026its what happens when you fill the line up with mostly uggos and then put 4 normal looking guys on stream together
ARC changing his name to WBAW
women really need to talk less
>>681987689This has been me this entire event. I have hardly left my bed.I really need to get to my pc and do something but i can't
>>681988242Why is the indian dude always by Frozen Flygone?
fucking dono reader needs to shut the fuck up
>>681988242how many panochas therei'm betting fewer than 5
IM A HEADBANGA
>>681988258Is that a good thing? You make it sound like it is...
>>681988242>Flygone and Pajeet together on the sideIt's so ogre
Went to bed after the boring ass Metal Gear run, did I miss any good HAPPENINGS or autism? I'm just now tuning back in for tonight.I'm looking forward to ELDEN RING and Super Mario RPG, but that's about it.
>>681988242Most of them are pretty attractive actually
>Oats ahead of everyone with an extra E-Tankwhat is he on
>>681988258In what way does it make you retarded? That its targeted towards kids?
>>681988243I love this big rat
>>681988318they're fuckinglike actually
>>681988196Yeah I'm remembering that race where the three rushing hard to beat each other all died and the one in last place scraped by.GDQ were shitting themselves that nobody would be able to do the save/kill incentive.
>>681988290well oats did cosplay as a twink samus on a drunk stream so i guess fags enjoyed it
>>681988181>zoastwhat happened to /our guy/
COME ON OATS!
>>681988038the trans movement is just HRT manufacturers and plastic surgeons wanting the gubment to pay them
To that anon who told me how to find the Ames97 leaks, know that I love you. Not only do I love you, but your parents and your offspring as well. If you have a pet I wish nothing but great health for them. I wish your father wins the lottery and gives you 40%. I wish everything that could go right in your life goes right. I wish absolutely nothing but the best for your body and soul and when your body is no longer with us may your soul be taken to God's presence and embraced by its warmth for all eternity. I love you anon.
>>681988318hes her eunuch
>>681988387went crazy from speeedrunning
>>681988360mostly, yes
>Oats has a lead AND an extra Energy TankDear lord.
3 JUMP BABBY SKIP
>Baby skipHaha it's like me because I'm single and 33 years old...
>>681988318Affair partners.
>>681988414Kino post
>>681988243I remember you from last event, raichuposter
>>681988265Noooooooo you can't spoil the dlc aieeee if you tell us fromsoft used the same boss again ill shit my pants reeeee
>>681988357On like 15 years of grinding this game every week
>>681988357oats 3 times a day>woman interrupts
G-OATS
>>681988305this you?
Oats doing chad strats while being ahead
commentators are really elevating this
Oats is fucking COOKING
IMYT xisters. Don't give in to the despair.
>>681988242They got my good side, yay!
>>681988431He is the current world record holder and it shows.
>>681988414blessed post
>>681988242imagine this thing just going absolutely feral on your junk
Oats that fucker is just showing off now
killing the animals is faster?
KILL THE FUCKING ANIMALS!!!!
>>681988242Incredible, not a single attractive person in that picture. It's all ugly women, trannies, and mentall illness. Actually, I take that back, there is probably like 2-3 semi-attractive WOMEN in that picture.
>>681988454you said i could yoink, i don't use your long raichu as requested
OATS THE GOAT
>>681988242:)
>host talking over the couch as they talk about the crazy new trick oats didSHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>681988414no problem, happy to help
>>681987950
Can we have some pictures of best gdq girl sumichu please??
>>68198841410/10 post>the post in question is literally just "literally just google her name + nudes"LMAO
ZENI WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>681988487
lmao that perma slowdown.
>commentators desperately trying to still make it hype when it's obvious oats won
>permaslowwhat the fuck
>>681988506Jesus christ how horrifying
REV UP THE ANONS
>there will be more godless nights
IT IS OVER
Oats won, by a lot.
Why the FUCK is there someone outside my boat at 2am?!
>Cutie
what happened to Zeni my super metroid knowledge is lacking
>>681988558i won't post because i remember her like 10 page post about her mental health so just let it go
>>681988054Hey don't come crying to us when the saiyans invade.
SQUATS AND OATS BABYYY
>>681988559>how do i find nudes>uh just google it>BLESSINGS UPON YOU MY SAVIOR
>>681988626he wants to come in and watch sgdq with you and your cat
>>681988387He's still around isn't he? Wasn't he at the last SM race at GDQ? It's just that they haven't had a SM race in a while.
>>681988580>BUT IT'S STILL ANYONE'S GAME
>Packed audience Everyone came for the last night at least, kind of nice to see a full house.
>>681988626uh bro it's 8pm
>>681988559Made me a happy man. Then very sad. Deflated balloons, holy shit. Don't look behind the curtain.
>>681988583>>681988578You're not normally supposed to get out of the room with the big metroid before it has sucked you dry. However, with careful movement, you can. If you mess up the movement and the metroid grabs you as you exit the room, you get stuck in that permaslow state, that the game then doesn't know how to remove since you already left the room. Save and quit fixes it, but it's of course slow.
>Anonymous with the $13K donation
>>681988554lmao what is this?
>>681988696LOL
>>681988414
>>681988654>10 page post about her mental health so just let it goqrd?
AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE WAS NO FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING MY FUCKING EYES AUUGUHHGH IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S HAPPENING A THIRD TIME THANK GOODNESS IT'S ONLY A THREE PLAYER RA-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>681988628they try to skip the cinematic getting grabbed by the baby metroid, but if it grabs you during the room transition fadeout, you get stuck in slowmo permanently (until you reset)
ow
>>681988353Are you okay anon?
what are oats pronouns?
>>681983920The guy on P_'s left is Duke_Bilgewater, who was banned for life from GDQs after this leaked:https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAzedude is ice cold.....
>OATSWINSLOLWho writes this shit
>>681988414that's so sweet, I hope you have a great weekend
A Rare Choke
>I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE BUT--SHUT UP YOU DUMB WHORE AASSHDDHFHFHHHGHDJFJJFGJ
>>681988770one cold ass nega...
>>681988696i warned you, push up bras are literally sad titty cheat codes
>>681988715Chibi got a "job" teaching English in Japan, and when he landed at the airport, he was interviewed by a Japanese TV show that interviews foreigners and makes fun of them. Chibi was told that his fly was down, so he turned around and embarrassingly zipped it up while they laughed at him. The company he works for is known for scamming employers and is very shady.
>>681988532I saw her in person today. Cute autism wife
>>681988762based/based
>>681988762oat/goat
>the attractive physically fit guy winsheh, sorry nerds
CUTEY MORE LIKE JOBBEYOATS THE GOAT
>>681988762WIN/NER
>>681988738wasn't about /v/ or other autists just she wanted to focus on herself if i remember right, been years now
GO A T SATS
>>681986213you get what you FUCKING deserve arc
>IT'S BEEN EIGHT YEARS SINCE WE HAD THIS GAMEthat can't possibly be true
>6 hours remainThis gdq has been dog shit but I don't want it to end bros......
anyone who wants to save the animals is mentally ill
>>681988804He did not actually get into JET, which is known for being easy to get into. In other words, he went to Japan for no reason, got humiliated on national television, and left empty-handed.
>>681988762Great/Greatest
Mario Maker incentive better be done because it's past 3 A.M and I'm here just for that
This is the worst shit of sgdq.
Jesus oats is so fucking far ahead
70k !You can boat a lot of niggers to europe with that money !
Rate this race!
>teabag bombing animalsBANNED
>>681988858They literally had a race last sgdq I think
>>681988807Fellow swifty you are my brother
>>681988498He's good but he's also able to be consistent where some of the others were taking serious risks just to try and catch up with him.
>>681988924A
>>681988924SSSKINO
oats n FUCKING goats
oatsnGOATS
>>681988924OATS/GOATS
>>681988895but he got on that tv show and was mocked by a variety tv show, that legend will live on forever
>>681988924SSS
>>681988803It has to be the weight loss, plus she's Latina. Someone needs to architect her back together.
>>681988924S
>>681988924Avery predictable outcome
>>681988858it is not. i don't know why he said that.
>>681988770>https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAzeI need a QRD, I know who Duke is, but what the FUCK is this about, this is insane? Why would it ever be posted for a deadman?
>>681988924B
>save the animals>planet explodes
>saves the animals>waits until each and every one of them has left>still finishes before everyone else is done with MBdamn
>>681988924Solid S
SHINSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEMBARRAS CUTIE
>>681988852based
>>681988858It's been randomizers, that one LttP + Super Metroid shit, and other gimmicks.
>>681988924AI was SHOCKED how little donation begging there was.
>>681988924S!
>>681988924B for boring
>>681988924A.Excellent run from Oats.
>>681988924S - I love super metroid and never get tired of seeing it
Zoast wouldn't be this far behind, just sayin'
>>681988924SSSGOATS
>>681987689Sleep snug smug.
>>681988924SSS OATED AND GOATED
>>681988924SI was rooting for Goats and was not disappointed
>>681988858that was the last time they had a 4 player any% race, the one where three died to phantoon
Poor Imyt.SAY IT WITH ME
>>681988924SSS kinoOATSWINSLOL
>>681988924SSSSSS for my all time legendary game
>>681988895Wait, so he went to be interviewed? I don't know the whole story, anons told me he was got a job teaching English, but I wasn't aware he didn't get the job, so he flew to Japan and left without a job. Kek, that's pathetic. I don't even think he can speak a lick of English.
>>681988924SSSnice race
>>681988924ZZZ Absolute reddit core. Random screaming. OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOD LEEETTTRSSS GOOOOOO. Absolute super cancer.
the donation begging always sucks the excitement out of the actual runsfucking hell
>>681988924A-
>>681988924A-Minus cause of the annoying announcer
>we've had races in the past>WE HAVE!>where the completion rate was under 50%lol he said his line too early.
>>681988532too good for all the abominations surrounding her
>>681988895Wow even for him that's embarrassing
>>681988924A for all runners managing to finish without dying.
>>681988924gOATed/Swould've given it SSS if not for the timeloss of the animal bullshit
>>681988924SSS OAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OH NO NO NO NO
>>681988242approximately how many of these people have a vagina?
See anon I knew you could meet that incentive if you just tried. $25k in the last 10 some minutes, I'm impressed
ZENI WITH THE HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>681988924A for absolute OATS domination
>zenny almost skips the animalsfuck i wish he'd finished, i've always wanted to see a runner just say "fuck it" and skip the incentive like that
>>681988924SSuper Metroid is always good.
>Did I forget something?>OH SHIT THE ANIMALS
>>681988924Total Oats victory. SSS run.
>>681988924Solid A racewhat gdq is about
>>681988924A+
>>681988972>he doesn't know
>>681988924S. OatsnGoats was great.
>>681988924Z
>>681988924c
Zeni said fuck them animals
Damn he fucking smoked them
>>681989000does zoast even still run SM? never seen him popup on my random feed
shoutouts to anonymous!
>>681988924SOne of the best SM races they've done. God bless the commentators for keeping the donation bitch quiet.
>>681988924A a mih 'niod m'I
Good timing desu even if it's probably completely fake
>>681988924Aalways a good time, commentators did a great job and left minimal space for announcer to butt in and shill
I'm shocked Imyt only ended 30 seconds slower than the other two after being like 2 full minutes behind.
>>681988924KINOSSS
>>681988924C
>IMYT over estimatelmao enjoy r
>>681988972they take another ship out - you can see it going to the right after the explosion
>>681988696Link?
>>681988924SFun run
>>681989121I've seen it at a smaller marathon where they were on PB pace, the other runners were just all "yep I'd have done the same".
Holy shit... meeting the incentive at the precise moment the last runner finished... this is GDQ history in the making right here. I'm in tears
Donations caused this run to go over estimate.
>>681988924S, nothing but pure skill, only one finished overestimate and wouldn't have if save the animals wasn't met
OMGOMGOMGOMG REDDIT POWERRR AJKSNDFKJNAJKSDFNJKSA WE GOT THE MARIO MAKER NINTENDO GAME!!~~~~ AHHHHH FUCKING NINTENDO POWER! EVERYONE STAND UP AND CONVULSE WHILE COOMING! AHHHH LOVE NINTENDO MARIO!
>>681988924Oats smoked everyone. SSS
>>681988414Anon is cumming his balls off right now
DEERFORCE
I don't know how many people can appreciate how MASSIVE of a lead two minutes is in a game like Super Metroid, where the record is generally pushed down a second or less at a time.
>>681989191I did an anonymous donation yesterday :)
>2 full minutes behindKWARC (kek what a rekt cuck)cutieshitters in shambles
QUEER FOOOOOOOORCE
>>681988924SSS for SAMUS fuck yeah!
>>681988924SSSmetroid speedrun are almost always incredible
>>681988924D im pogging so hard
>incentive met JUST IN TIMEwho could've seen that coming....
>>681989252frame perfect donation get, thats never happened before
>summer games done kicklol
>>681989032He went for no reason, you don't need to go to Japan to quality for JET to my knowledge.>>681988951True
>>681988924C for cum inside of Samus
>cutting off deer forceSOVLLESS
AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWKWAB OF THE YEAR 2024IMYYYYYYYYYYTTTTT
FUCK YOU PRIZE GOBLIN
>>681988924B. My man imyt choked incredibly hard and oats was so far ahead lmao
Alright, that's it for me. See you next marathon.
>barely see Samus in her underwear before it cuts away
>>681989191all me btw
>Sent's first speedgame was Super MetroidWhat the fuck? I thought he only did JRPGs?
DEER FORCE
Damn oats is kinda yoked tooThis man is the king of speedgaming
>>681989264twitch chat is deadno Deer forcEno BibleThump
>goal reached the moment cutoff ends
>>681989191Hey wait, that's me!
>one Deer Force into scentgay
I have watched none of the marathon, just tuning in, why is the prize gobbo looking like a 60 years old homeless crack addict
>>681989191most people aren't degen like /v/ and just watch and donate, no vanity requiredschizo on
2D metroid >>>>>>>>>>>> 3D metroid
now that the incentive was reached, CarlSagan42 will piss himself on stage!
>i love saying deer force year after year>they skipped deer forcelol what
>>681988924SSS, a classic game and fun race
Fucking st nick and his rosy cheeks is back.
>>681988924S, and nothing less.Oats is the Goats
>OH WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT JUST AS THE RUN IS FINISHED WE MAGICALLY HIT THE INCENTIVE MARK FOR THE BONUS GAME COMING UP SOON WOW WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE HAHA HOYP
who the fuck would want these """prizes""" after they've been fondled by this gang of stinky freaks all week?
I unironically get triggered by Corvimae
>IMYT styling on the exit after the animals
>shill segment followed by mario makeryou know what, i think this is the ideal time to go for a run
>>681988924Aalways a solid speedrun, and this race was bretty gud
>>681989313still vince
wheres guy
Did they even get to do their shoutouts?
>>681989394Same. I haven't been able to watch a single prize segment he's in because he's just such a disgusting individual.
>>681989370remember when carl, trihex, and bonesaw were actually worth watching at GDQ?
>>681989431environmental storytelling
>deer forceSHIKANOKO NOKONOKO
>>681989391the free covidaids is the best part!
The race became 1000x better with the thread
>>681989391That’s half the fun
>>681988924Why does Glaceon have a halo
is this achievable natty?
>>681988924AAA, lower left player really got fucked by the grapple beam boss. Saw a bunch of shit I've never seen before in super metroid, goated
>The fabled gay cheekswhy is corvimae big cheeks?
>>681989431My legs look like that unfortunately
>>681989370>my mfw when flustered
this nigga hiding chestnuts in his cheeks
Why is shrek on the couch, wtf is going on
>>681988924A, it was tight in the beginning but then cutie choked
>>681989425Nope
Holy fucking audio desynch
>>681989431hiding the boners
>>681988924SS
>>681989367i'd agree but prime 1 on release was fun as fuck, still fun and fond memories not related to the game
>>681989462GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
>>681989431This guitar hero edit is a little weird
Time to go the fuck to sleep. Until next time
>>681988924SSS, all 4 would've been under estimate if not for save the animals and all the racers were within 3 minutes of each other by the end.
>>681989440they didnt even get to deerforce they gotta shill as much as possible
>corvimae literally dropped the picture on the floorwho fucking put him in charge of prizes
HE FUCKING RAN PAST THE BOAT AGAIN. Fuck it I’m grabbing a weapon just in case
>>681988924ZZZ
>>681988493Hey there you are! gross
>>681989490nuts in the mouth?
>>681989367I like both for different reasons, same reason why I don't rate 2D and 3D marios together
>>681989308Imagine actually getting to do that
>>681989483>one acorn each cheekyea
>>681988924S. Great race, good commentary, no racer died, some good close calls, Oats love.
>I have three at home, each of the kids wanted one!Fuck GDQ forever.
No seriously anons.I need to fucking know who the fuck Nick is and what he did and why Duke would post this. Actually why anyone would?Was nick a drunk/druggie? Wtf? https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
They should have ended GDQ with Super Metroid like they used to because nothing after is going to top that
>>681989483Trogged
>>681989509works on my machine, gotta refresh or pause/unpause strim
>>681988924A because oat goated as expected
>>681988696never ever look up the girl from the fallout showher nudes are depressing at best
>>681989483start getting your reps in
JESUS CHRIST DON'T ZOOM ON ITS NAILS AHHHHH FIRST DEFLATE-TIT-GATE NOW THIS AHHHH FUCK TODAY
Shoujo would wreck oats tbdesu
>>681989625her clothed pics are depressing enough
how is the faggot in the middle the most normal of the three? and he's married? i want to kill myself
>>681987425WINNNER!>>681987916And her name is?
>ending the event with a glitchless soulsborne game and a three hour jrpg run
>audio keeps desyncingdeath to the tech crew
ZOOM IN. ENHANCE. Nasty motherfucker needs to brush his fucking teeth. You can easily and visible see the yellow stains on his teeth
>>681989661>and he's married?nobody tell him
>>681989710that is twitch sitewide
>>68198960390% of the newfags in this thread don't even know who duke is, no need to spam this shit every day
>>681988924SSSNo trannies, fun commentary, decent announcer, close race, good talent
>>681989431I don't see it. Unless its sents shoes being too small
>lilaggy added to the couch for elden ring.i guess his other plans for the night fell through
That geno plush actually looks good, the hell
>>681989710
I'd buy the Geno doll>>681989509It's been fucked for awhile
>>681989672SHAKE ZULATHE MIC RULA
>Not having young people run the showwho the fuck allows these guys to keep on showing up on cam? i want new NEW
>>681989483Ask him>>681988493
>ogre sexually molests geno doll on live stream
>>681989606Eldenringsissies coping
Just fucking shave it.
>>681989740I havent seen this since it happened, I just re read it, i havent been posting it.Holy shit dukes a huge piece of shit, friend has cancer and hes bitching about it.
larger than mae's cheeks
>>681989661>and he's married?lol lmao
wtf is this
>>681988924ZZZ Soibois dream run
>>681989782At least get this fucker some beard maintenance
>>681989752> guy wants to spend time doing things he cannot do another day instead of something he gets anytimemeanwhile incel thinking cucked kek so pathetic
>checkpointbrb fellas, gotta refill my doritos feeder machine.
>>681989782they saw what those mario sunshine zoomer kings got in agdq and they were scared
My beard is also going gray. Also have gray pubes.It's over.
>>681989782Should be prize goblin and 2 sexy zoomers
>>681989782fresh tight and supple
Sent looks legitimately disgusting. Why the fuck can't he be forced to groom?
>>681989846Pyscho Mantis?
>>681989846woof
Who would even want these prizes after this fucking freakshow keeps fillding with them. disgusting.Someone got that webm of that hairy guys disgusting socks?
Gonna probably do something else till Elden Ring starts, either play Skies of Arcadia or ZZZ for an hour.
>>681989846surprised no one is sitting next to the guy in the tank top and leather dog mask
not that I'm complaining but has corvimae said anything in this segment at all? wonder if he got gag ordered.
>>681989242Over estimyt
>>681989747
>>681989606Obviously the best way to end is with a turn based RPG. Didn't they end with ff6 one year and it took 6 hours?
That miniature is rad actually
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>681989858hi aggy, loved your run
>>681989509>>681989776>desyncIt's in the stream transcoding (heh), not the source. either refresh the page or toggle your quality back and forth between 720 and 1080 or auto or whatever your pref is
>>681989882Age? I’m 34 and only have a couple of grays in my hair. Slightly more in my beard, and I’ve had a handful of grey pubes since being like 20
>>681989905they literally forced him to buy new pants on the first or second day of the event
>>681989846Its a lizard man wearing a rotten human custome.
>>681989882Embrace the way of the grey bush.
>>681989845Recently divorced
>>681989672I'm interested in this as well
>>681989845>>681989661HE HAS a CHILD. tell me what these mean
Guitar edit guy, get on it now
>>681989971sus
>>681989948yeah, good move, i could not care less about seeing more kaizo bullshit this marathon
>>681989876I miss them
>>681989846Mentally ill furry wearing a dog mask
>>681989752>fail a video game for children for 10+ mins straight while tens of thousands of people type encouraging platitudes>fully recorded and published before you finish crying in the hotel bathroom>gf watching the entire time gets the ick how could you go on living
>>681989992Based ritualposter
I think most prizes here would glow under a blacklight.
>>681990042the fact that he got laid at all is a mystery
>>681989882Has anyone here ever shaved their pubes before? I havent, is it worth it?>>681989978Last year they ended it with FF5 and it went double overestimate and it almost had to be mercy killed, they were REALLY sweating for that one, can't have your last run be mercy killed it's too embarrassing.
>>681989998calling out your lack of life experience makes me the runner right
>>681990145Big funny guys make women feel safe
isnt the greasy little girl doing the prices anymore?
These trannies think that "sounding cheerful" means sounding feminine. It's just a happy, chipper male's voice
>>681990092They’re pups, not furries. Different thing but yeah hyper gay
is there audio delay or am i fucked? it keeps happening
>>681990157Imagine touching that...thing.Imagine the smell.
>DUDE do you need help with your...OHHHH HE'S GONE! HE USED MALE LANGUAGE TOWARDS CORIVAMAE
>>681989978yeah they used to do much longer rpg finales that regularly went til like 3 or 4 AM venue time
>I actually did some fencing when I was younger
Is this the worst GDQ of all time?
Of course fucking sent studied th blade
>>681989978> Didn't they end with ff6 one year and it took 6 hours?SGDQ2018 I think, the last time a marathon-closer was actually comfy and not utter hot shit.
>>681990026qrd?
>>681990173did it yesterday for the first time in a whilemy balls are so smooth and soft now, feels nice to touch
Is Scent wearing a wig?
>>681990190pups are furries and by the old rules...
>>681990173I do it once a year. I think it’s worth it but the first two weeks are gonna be itchy. And your underwear will feel bigger.
>>681990207You always say this but the remote gdqs were far worse
Honestly the GDQ ritualposters make zero sense no matter how much context you haveI still don't know who guy.png isI still don't understand the guitar hero editsI still don't understand why you'd keep replying to a 2 year old postI still don't understand who's run is up nextI still don't think his name was actually IgorI still have zero idea what a migger is
>>681989782to be fair, zoomer nerds somehow are more cringe than millennial nerds
>Practicing your katas with a Skyrim replica swordI want to see someone do that in the UK and get their sword loicense revoked
>>681990232on the first day his pants were completely ripped. some time later, he wore new pants and commented on how it still has the sticker on it as he peeled it off.
I can't believe it's almost over. I mean it's shit, but still... bittersweet feelings
>>681989948I'm playing Genshin while watching this, pretty comfy ngl
>>681990232they literally forced him to buy new pants on the first or second day of the event
Seems like they don't get along lol
>>681990190why do you know this
>>681990026>>681990232NTA but I know in the past Sent's clothes have looked really shoddy, like dirty or full of holes, so I figured maybe they told him he couldn't wear dirty/ripped clothing on the show, so he was told to go get better looking ones. He either doesn't wash his clothes, or just refuses to buy new clothes when they get ripped and torn.
>>681989710Nipples
>>681990173>>681990282don't shave down clean just like 1/8th to 1/4th so you don't get itch
>>681990173Jesus christ are you a teenager or something
>>681990284AGDQ 2021 was remote and surprisingly great, but all of the remote SGDQs were total shit
>>681990184Answer me.
>>681990281You don’t have to tell me twice, but during the Stone Age…!
>>681989905he needs beard balm. lose 30 pounds and get a nice haircut to fit his balding ass or convert to fin.
Wait v0oid is closing out the show with a 3 hour SMRPG run? Ready for a 3 hour energy void?
>>681990332Wasn't it his mom that said that she was taking him to get new jeans?
>>681990378But my balls being smooth turns me on
>>681990284This was in 22
My problem with Game & Shout is that he gets complete softball setups for jokes and then is like "hurrdurr why Doom on a fridge?" like dude how much of a normalfag are you that you don't know the joke about Doom running on everything
They don't actually send out the prizes btw.
>>681990207There's been some good runs, but the donation begging has been annoyingly pervasive. Watch any VOD of any other year and compare it to this year. Imagine them running FF7 (8 hours) or FF1 (4 hours) in the modern era. The FF1 team had a full script ready to carry the entertainment by themselves and earn it. If they entered this year they'd get non-stop interrupted by $5 donation trains
>>681990173>>681990378AND DON'T USE BEARD TRIMMERS ON YOUR BALLS
>>681990339You mean they DEER forced him
>>681990401something something fire (jannies are furries)
>>681990407Beard balm is a meme imo. Just needs to comb and ideally sculpt it
how do you get a job like the prize goblin?
I tuned out for like ten minutes and they're still shilling
>>681990398she is getting tandoori chick in her pussy.
>>681990207It's up there. Not even one epic run
>>681990363day one he was wearing jeans with huge holes in the knees
>>681990398She left.She speedran some gay rabbit game with three others yesterday.
>>681990179we all know you lurk here.
>>681990352One of Biden's cabinet members is (was?) one.
>>681990335sometimes eating a bowl of shit is better than eating nothing at all...
>>681989483
>>681990426Kino as fuck
THERE'S NO TIME ESTIMATE FOR THE NEXT RUN>THERE'S NO TIME ESTIMATE FOR THE NEXT RUNTHERE'S NO TIME ESTIMATE FOR THE NEXT RUN>THERE'S NO TIME ESTIMATE FOR THE NEXT RUNTHERE'S NO TIME ESTIMATE FOR THE NEXT RUN
>>681990425agp don't become a tranny, i only shave for my wife but i'm not going to have ingrown hairs
>>681990496Oats BTFO of three other runners was pretty good.
>>681990478it's just conditioner. beard hair is still hair
>>681990426That was 2022???Where the FUCK is time going?
What's Shadow of Earthtree
>>681990173only shave the shaft, trim everywhere else. makes fapping feel better.
>>681990545Sent is packing
>>681990450I keep using it and I keep getting nicked, I'm probably still gonna use it
>>681990481he got in when the community was small enough that any shitter could be there, he has no integrity so he had no issues being a parasite to uyama no matter what. it's too late to make it there.
>>681990550HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING TO DEATH FOR THE NEXT HOUR
>>681990550the ultimate stall
>>681990558I'm racist towards races though.
>>681990494>chick
>>681990580Sequel to Bloodborne
>>681990284It was all worth it for that one MGRR run.
>>681990545Foreshadowing of his future axewound
>>681990626Fair enough. Then no, not really. There were two high-rated ones on the chart last I looked at least.
>>681990584Just get a real razor. I've been shaving my balls with a merkur classic for years. Zero issues.
>>681990630AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681990442Do you normally believe everything you read on the internet, let alone 4chan of all fucking places?
>>681989483>Yo doc I need to be a standout in the gdq freakshow if you catch my drift>Just fuck my shit up>Say no more
>dont go anywherethis isnt the nba playoffs, everyone who is watching this -- this is their weekend.
>>681990553I meant that it makes jerking off feel better
>>681990450This. I don't care what companies advertise; it isn't safe for pubic hair removal. I got that Manscape bullshit, and it cut me several times down there, it's marketed to be safe, and it isn't. A normal face razor is better to use. Manscape could actually be sued by customers for false advertising.
>>681990478beard balm is good. little heat and it melts to put it in your beard. then it cools and stiffens your beard to help shape it. you are probably thinking of beard oil.
>>681990374thanks for pointing this out but I can't do anything with it. This is something of a first for me.
>>681990207>>681990284I think it really depends. I think its a tie between AGDQ 2023, SGDQ 2023 and SGDQ 2024, each the worst for its only reason>AGDQ 2023 was a remote only event in a year it didn't need to happen, felt very phoned in an soulless>SGDQ 2023 was the worst in terms of production, tech issues, stalling, interviews etc. stuff outside the run.>SGDQ 2024 has been the worst in terms of run quality>>681990382>>681990426I liked AGDQ 22 as well it felt they really got a grasp on remote runs.
>you guys reached the next goal. Take it away>stalls for moreActually fucking gay.
what kind of "man" shaves his balls
You think GDQ would still support MSF if they knew they would also save TERFs' lives?
>>681990550Hell yeah they're going for another 6AM finish time which was the worst shit ever
>claims to be a man>shavingWhen's the transition?
>>681990723ah well i have no experience with that as i don't think about balls when getting off, but to each their own
>>681990713>please don't close the tab while jerking off
>>681990450trimmers work fine, you just need to have one of those short covers on it and you can go to town
>>681990740Ah you’re right I might be. I just use conditioner in the shower (no shampoo on hair or beard) and keep it shaped
drink every time "prize" is said
>>681990282>>681990378Use shampoo and conditioner.
>muh opera arrangements of le ebin Zelda tunesGet some real culture, why would you actually go through the motions of writing lyrics for the Song of Storms instead of learning to appreciate Puccini like a normal human being? Why do you have to pretend that these electronic toys are haute culture?
>>681990584i just use a normal 4 blade disposable razor, never had issues. you want a close shave on the balls, feels great when fondled afterwards
>Final game is Super Mario RPG REMAKE I've watched the original Mario RPG games speedran at GDQ before and it was always pretty comfy, don't know how to feel about the remake as I haven't played it myself yet. It looked fun/cute though.
>>681990630wtf is this wow that was uncomfortable.
>finale tonightwhomst staying up and smoking some weed to enjoy this moment
>Videogame thread>Anons talking about their hairy balls
Was SM good, it was like the only thing in the final stretch I was interested in and of course it entirely overlapped with my dinner
>>681990792Everyone knows this.
>>681990776>>681990801Where's the chart
>>681990426>The incentive made him play the worst character in the gamePoor Tuxedo Mask.
>>681990830esl much? we're talking about ingrown hairs from a clean shave vs just cutting to 1/8"
Knicked me balls with a straight razor once. Absolute terror.
>finale in 5 hoursDon't think I'm gonna make it bros
>>681990685>>681990840Unfortunately anything less than a lawnmower wont do, I got one of those orthodox priest beard pubes and they go every which way
>>681990801Men that have sex
>>681990856DUDE
>>681990836this is a show about video gamesit will have video game music
>>681990867it was S tier, no one died
>>681990630why is that guy scratching his as literally right in front of the camera lmao
>>681990867best run, no lie.
>>681989846>>681989914You like to play Fuga, don't you?
>>681990861someone should post a pic of their ballshaha, wouldn't that be funny
>>681990856>DUDE WEED LMAO I'm off work tomorrow so I'm staying up and just relaxing, don't need weed, drugs, or alcohol to do that. I might go get a milkshake or something.
doritos bros...
Simply stretch the scrotum and you can safely guide the razor
>>681990856weed makes me want to cut off all of my skin and stitch it onto a prostitute
>>681990880I don't think they do though. They often selectively ignore things that give them "the ick".
>>6819908612012 /v/ is back bros
>>681990904I know mario RPG would kill me so I won't even try
>>681990856Just took some rso and am quite fucked.
>>681990942
>>681990792They don't care that Palestine kills gays so probably no.
>>681990757i'm pretty sure AGDQ 2023 was in person. then SGDQ 2023 they went back to remote because of some retarded political drama with a anti tranny law passed in Florida where they booked the venue. lost a bunch of money on cancelling the booking and then lost money on donations due to being remote
>>681990856Did your mom leave for the weekend? Fucking sick DUDE
What the fuck was that laugh?
I just paused the stream, there's your troll
>she
Fat masker troon on the couch. Rip
WAIT CARLSAGAN IS BACK? I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE LOOKS SO OLD. TRULY 10 YEARS HAVE PASSED
>Troon and a Br*t on the couchLMAO
>EST: TROLL>tranny commentatorFUCK, DO A SUPER METROID ENCORE INSTEAD PLEASE
>no estimateThis is the stalling block eh
These runs aren't speedruns.
>She/Her
Carl Fagan looks like he aged 20 years since I last saw him in...2017?
>>681990902I know what you're talking about. Trust me. Go to Target, get a Love + Beauty Shampoo + Conditioner bar and rub it on your junk in the shower. It'll soften the hair so it doesn't get irritated.
Kind of lost respect for Carl when he revealed he fully supported trans people despite being a scientist.
>>681991025> literal tranny level
Need to mig
>>681990836puccini these nuts in ya mouth
That fucking tranny laugh
Hey I'm Janine!
carlsagan with a bad couch brace yourself
>>681990964Nigger they’ve donated to MSF for ages, an organization whose entire MO is that they aid anyone regardless of politics. It’s in the fucking nameMaybe some midwit nerd tranny doesn’t get it but they’re just there to choke on Tetris anyway
>>681990923>>681990929Well hopefully it will be uploaded in time to watch during one of these other fucking shits.
bold chad spread for a "she/her"
>>681990207For me right now 2023 JUST etches as the worst. My bottom three is:>3. AGDQ 2023>2. SGDQ 2024>1. SGDQ 2023
it's always the tranny couch taking every fucking opportunity to speakI'm out
>yeah bro lets discuss how i shave my balls in the tranny games done quick thread>thats not gay at all>i bought manscape because my favourite youtuber advertised it to me
>>681990926Didn't know the not-in-use cameras are still turned on and streaming to secret twitch channels /v/ found.
>>681990909a normal razer will work still, just takes longer if you have a thicket down there. just have to rinse off the hair after every little swipe and probably do a second pass
>>681990943holy shit a sonuic milkshakje. oenabbit butter shake siynds
>>681990173>is it worth it?Yes
LOLOLOLOLOLOL LE EBIN TROLL MAYMAY CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Speedruns?
>even carl is balding nowbros.. we are getting old...
Problem?
oh so this is just nintendo sanctioned kaizoboring
the madman actually did itlove ya chart anon
>>681991125Can down anon
>Unknown estimate >Dying 1000000 times >Could go for hours Z tier run, boring.
>>681991196Huh? He has a full head of hair
>EST: TROLLguess they have infinite time to shill now
>>681991125There is nothing inherently gay about looking after your appearance, Sent.
>>681991203
i just mean i only do 1/8" cut that takes 3 mins for whole body and every girl i've been with appreciated it and i spent no time or dealing with ingrown hairs like a clean shave can give even if you do the perfect shave
>>681991203I've never seen this cat but when I went to save it it said do I want to overwrite...?
>>681991004Oh yeah I may be mixing them up, basically 2023 was one of them was online again, and one of them held the event hostage until the incentive was met.
>>681991226No you can down cancer boy
>>681991241thanks anon, i needed that
>>681991173I don't know what you're saying, but yes, Sonic has good milkshakes, though Chick-Fil-A has even better ones.
>>681991125these threads are filled with sissies
>Lets play Mario Maker with an obnoxious troon on the couchNice speed run event
>troll raceanother slop run
are they going in blind? if so this is The Run
WHAT IS THIS FAGGOT'S FUCKING LAUGH
This is just kaizo shit again, isn't it?
Someone samefag a Z for me, I'm tapping out on this one.
WHERE THE SPEEDRUNS AT
Elden ring is gonna get completely fucked over by dono stalling.
>>681991375Tranny laugh trying to imitate a woman.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
So this "speedrun" is just going to go on until they reach the Elden Ring incentive right?
what was so funny
an all inside jokes run
That's not a she/her...
Wow digital foundry guy goes to gdq?
>>681991352I would really prefer if you'd let it go and enjoy the run
Hope you guys weren't staying up for Elden Ring because this SHIT is going to push it back by like 1-2 hours probably.
how did this shit get approved
>>681991447>>681991447>>681991447>>681991447you are caught up on the 9 hours of lore for this run, right?
>>681991281Thats what a fag in denial would say by the way>>681991335I swear gdq rubs off
This is unironically not a speedrun.
>hahahahha I have a funny suggestion to completely ruin the run, SAY DING EVERY 5 SECONDS LOL
>>681991392is this seriously a showcase/casual-play/kaizo bullshit???
Based Aussie chad offsetting the disgusting freak in the back through sheer charisma.
What happened to the anon who was literally baking bread earlier this week, did you bake another loaf?
>>681991125kek
>>681991241hairline is really receding, look on the left of his head
>>681991476WOT IF THIS RUN HAD CROWD CONTROL? ID DONATE TO KILL THEM ROFL
>>681991429Cool it with the bigotry, anon.
>>681991241so true, so true
Didn't they JUST pass 1.7m? How did it skyrocket past 1.8 already?
>>681991429correct, thats a fat ugly slobman
>>681991605no one wants to donate when it isnt hype / no momentumalso the hype gets impulse spenders to join in
I blame everyone that donated to this incentive.
>>681991451Might just go to bed then, do they at least upload the run on youtube quickly?
This is a speedrun? SGDQ is dead
When is the last time a incentive wasn't met? I think for the past 3 years the "incentives" are all fake.
>>681990861Delicious.
anyone have vods of a good one?
>>681991835For big incentives, KH2 Level 1 Critical wasn't met
>>681988318
what the fuck
>>681991945But that was just an upgrade, not an actual run.
They should've just had a speedrun race of Please Just Do Better.
>if youve laughed donate
>>681988318raping is part of the indian culture
