Now: Elden RingNext: Super Mario RPG RemakeLater: nothing, games done quick will be overStream: https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681991447
>>681996143migged
I HATE MIGGERS
I was having fun
based mig
migged
They use Rykards weapon rightOr is there a new OP weapon meta
miggers rep>>681996280
Nth for Elden Ring was meh after all was said and done. Also unbalanced as fuck and it forced you to level vigor to not get one shotted which is retarded and shouldn't be. They already had it right with Souls and Bloodborne damage and defense scaling
I THINK ELDEN RING SUCKS
What was the best run of SGDQ 2023?
>>681996143miggers migging in your neighborhood
IM A HEADBANGA
My final mig before ESA
>>681996143I've never played a souls game where you can jump. So no Sekiro or Elden FagAre they worth it? I loved DS1 and DS2, but was super disappointed by DS3 and Blubborn
>>681996143so glad aggy and spicee didnt end it all after another crabs treasure
The end is nighHow are we feeling?
>>681996143>elden ringI closed the tab, just vote Z
>roll slop
>brutalmelo being annoying as fuck
migging it
On 2nd to last run of the whole event and they pick out 5 he/him chuds. Disguisting.
*smells your hair and follows you through a hotel*
Brutal Reddit starting off strong with his plan to ruin the run
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
>room barely half full for penultimate runit's fucking joever...
>Later: nothing, games done quick will be over
>>681996353the event was largely a wash but a couple of good runs shined through
>>681996308I was wondering what "meta" weapon speedruns use, figured it was Moonveil or Blasphemous Blade.
I remember Asmon's chat seething when an Any% speedrunner briefly bantered about him being bad at the game.
This is the last push guys...$125k90 minutesWe. Can. Do this.
swap guy hasn't been around the last two runs i guess he is touching grass
>>681996353I haven't opened the stream even once this weekI also rated like 20 runs
>>681996353somewhere in the infinite miasma between comfy and cringe
Simple and CleanIs the way that you're makingme miggggg tonight
Remember, we are hitting 2 milly on Elden-Kino
>>681996328>Also unbalanced as fuck and it forced you to level vigor to not get one shotted which is retarded and shouldn't be.You're an actual child
i wasnt to finger that maiden, if you know what i mean
I had FUN not watching speedruns and shitposting about trannies with you this week anons! If I don't see you ITT before the end, enjoy the rest of the year and see you in the AGDQ threads.
>>681996447don't do utada hikaru like that, good song though
>>681996385>das implies the blacktastic was implicated in the ESA drama>people misinterpret it as him being the hair sniffer>das leaks and abandons her trip so it will never be clarified>bobbeigh is just stuck in sexual harasser limbolol
>>681996490see you then!!! I had fun here, too.
MiG in flight
>>681995234I should have listed mines>MondayBlinx: The Time Sweeper & Futurama>TuesdayDragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen & DD2>Wednesday Pretty much everything, a stack day mostly for the runners that i'm interested in (werster, Galasrinie, The8bitbeast, Noops)>ThursdayDonkey Kong Country>FridayCrash/Spyro block>Saturday>SundayDon't really care much for what's there
Don't forget to give your bros a little kiss before you head home from this AMAZING Summer Games Done Quick /v/!
I haven't played Elden Ring yet because Dark Souls 3 was shit and gave me Souls fatigueDo you really whistle for your magic horse like The Witcher 3?
>another dark souls game is about to be ruined by donation shillingthis is going to fucking suck
>>681996498
>>681996517amazing song, too bad she's they / them now but whatever
What should I get for dinner /v/, Texas Roadhouse or outback?
I wonder how many normalfags bought elden ring because it was current thing and then got omega filtered despite all the easy mode stuff
>>681996462>I enjoy damage sponges that one shot you and do massive AOE damage because I was a coward and leveled vigorGood to know fag
>>681996353Sad
>>681996537They're doing softcore segments now?
>no more 3 millyfellow trans sisters, have the criminals lost their way? I used to love how they went from 2 milly to 3 milly in about 15 minutes due to money laundering and jumping the counter by 50k at a time
>>681996498ranni is a doll not a blue alien
>>681996517>>681996447for american japanese pop anyways
>>681996447This is the same person? No...
>They have an hour and 20 minutes to generate $120,000 for the Elden Ring DLC incentive If they hit that then you know it's a money laundering scam.
who's the boobs in the 2nd row on the left side of the screen?
>side stream in a small room>low maintenance/production value. no commentary/scene changes etc>one streaming PC to avoid hassle of switching over to consoles etc but can emulate>loose or no schedule>doesn't have to be entirely speedruns, e.g. like the mini fighting game tournament caveman hosted>old gdq vibesexplain why this wouldn't work
I have never donated a dime to the Prevent Reddit Foundation or Médecins sans Lois sur la Traite des êtres Humains
Why is he running up trees in glitchless?
>>681996353Honestly
>>681996608nope
>>681996623>playing on emulatorsPuke
I don't think we're going to see Big Jon at ESA this year
>>681996594nobody said dolls can't have fat asses
where is shewhere's parken
anyone have the list of upcoming speedrun events?
>>681996640Looks like normal ER platforming to me
I'm going out to get a milkshake and some tater tots, maybe a bacon cheeseburger. See you in a bit.
Confession I have yet to play elden ring it is as good as /v/ and the media say it is?
I don't understand how SpikeVegeta still has his soul and his testicles considering the community he survives in. He's still just a normal well rounded bro. How does he do it?
>>681996623they dont play on emulators and frame tricks matter for that when you spend a 9-5 job of doing those frame tricks
>>681996559That's not booba, silly
>>681996609you're new to this aren't you?they haven't added sponsor money (probably around 250k)
>>681996353Honestly the most boring of the GDQs I've seen. Even watching the fat guy play Ring Fit Adventure at AGDQ last year was More entertaining than the large majority of runs this year. Although I did like the Super Metroid and the Blindfolded Mario 64 randomizer run today. Also, I thought Trackmania was good for the runner taking up all the time from the donation announcer to talk by himself.
modern from games look so uninspired
>>681996585Anyone with a brain prioritizes HP in any remotely difficult RPG. It's not specific to ERYeah more damage is nice but you can't do damage when you're dead.
>>681996450miraculous $2.5M by the end of the night somehow, I'm sticking to my guns on this>>681980104
>>681996693Ye
>>681996693It's normie reddit garbage
>>681996689right behind aggy
>>681996693>/v//v/ is too busy seething about it to be contrarian>mediadon't listen to the mediai love it though
>from mario mods to dark souls modsgrim
>>681996669for $2500, I could spend a week at disney, and that's one of the most expensive vacations in the US. what is he spending all that money on? (and don't say food...)
>>681996498BUENOS DIAS RANNI!
You can already tell the normies are invading this thread
>>681996704The sentiment is the same
>>681996693It's just Dark Souls but worse + open worldIt's got the same shitty, shallow Souls combat, and everything else
>>681996432I don't watch runs, I give ratings randomly.
damn Queen Marika looks like THAT!?!??!?!
>>681996708No, I've been watching since 2016-2017, just don't autistically analyze their finances but I always knew it was shady.
>>681996703The dog played on an emulator.
>>681996623they wont let floppy hat girl wear her hat because it was distracting from the runners. you really think they'd allow an entire second stream to distract even worse?
>>681996693yeah it's really goodit gets increasingly difficult the farther you get though and some fights are plainly not fun
>>681996763big dog's gotta eat
>>681996693Its okay if you like darks souls and are okay with open world games you'll probably find it fun.
>>681996726why are you posting your own post
>>681996693>Tfw haven't played a Fromsoft game since DSIII because I was so disappointed by it being rolly flippy garbage
>butchering the bayle linemelo fucking sucks
>>681996743oh shit
>>681996353Event was shit, but threads were fun as usualWill miss them
>>681996720Again, Souls games had it right by scaling defense along with every single stat making every build viable. I don't care what "anyone with a brain" does regarding stat distribution, I want other playstyles to be viable.
>>681996763A team of 4 chinook helicopters and enough fuel to carry him there
>>681996693Yeah.If you try it and like it, you'll easily pour a 100 hours into a playthrough and then never play it again
>>681996498>>681996809Time 2 fap I guess
>>681996693the dlc has been... quite disappointing specially now that it is the last content we are getting out of itit was okay but yeah i expected more
>>681996703The majority of anything pre PS3 is on emulation, retardThe 'roguelike' runs are all pre-gen shit tooGDQ is primarily about trannies, now, not games
>>681996701He PACKS the house during his runs. He’s charismatic. He’s handsome. He’s fast. He’s the whole package.
>>681996693samet.gtx 970
>>681996640Its not a glitch its an exploit
>>681996693It's Dark Souls but with open fields, crafting items, and copy paste dungeons. Breath of the wild and it's consequences have been a disaster for gaming.
>>681996818so one person out of the total of all players? most will not risk their job on playing in a new environment (emulator cycle counts vs actual hardware)and it is a job for most of them
>>681996812the sponsorship money has been what gets them to these "milestone incentives" since 2020pay attention
>impressions 7 minutes into the runplease god no
>>681996693Its funThat said some bosses are assholes or just tediousFor instance deathbirds are all pieces of shit so you should just go ahead and abuse holy damage stacking to 1-3 shot them every time you fight them, for instance
>>681996919Handsome?? get your eyes checked anon
>Crowd was packed for le doge>Not even 1/3 filled for the 2nd to last urnDIRE
>>681996720Well there's breakpoints. You prioritize dying in 2 hits as opposed to 1 hit, so you can heal and that 2 hits becomes 6 hits. But dying in 3 hits isn't that much better than dying in 2 hits.
>>681996608I'm not going to dig it all up, but this guy has been posting throughout the week and it amazingly seems true. Google it a bit if you feel like it
>>681996928
>>681996919fuck off spike
>>681996669Is that all he's funded? Who in the right mind would actually donate money to that?
>>681996701>>681996919Calm down, Spike. Don't you have Anonymous donations to be submitting?
>>681996851Yeah, here's how it really should be done:https://www.twitch.tv/mitchriz/clip/ConsiderateVenomousLyrebirdDBstyle-USHBVEVCgMeqLsR5
>>681996918yeah thats how poo stomped on the ground and caused mitch's nes to misread memory and crash.try again dumbass
>>681996703>9-5I speed run maybe 3 hours a week, frame perfect input matters for many of tricksthat said, most people who play on emulator have learned to compensate for the input lag, but (as you said) most of the top runners play on original hardware
need 120k... anon open up the bank account!
please read donations for 20 minutes while I traverse this empty world
>>681996693Amazing gameplay, open world is tiring. I got one amazing run through it but I'll never play it again
>>681996979I didn't watch this or BG3 or crab souls or even pizza tower, because i still haven't finished those myself.
>>681996701He is so well rounded I found out today he was a theatre kid, normally I can detect those immediately
>OPEN YOUR WALLETS, FAGGOTS! WE NEED MONEY!
CUUUUURSE YOOOOOOU BAAAAAAAAAAAYLE
>>681996979You wouldn't want to see a dog playing baseball? Even if it's just a video game?>But he was basically just a proxy controllerOK, but still more entertaining as a concept than anything else here.
>>681996979it's actually fucked up. even more fucked up is that people only caught halo 3, one of the better runs of the marathon, because they wanted to get a good seat for a dog pressing a button for cheese.jesus christ.
Did he just say we're at "Fort Kike"?
>>681996701give it a few years, he's gonna get outed for being a child predator or something eventuallythat or just by being such an early member of GDQ he gets a fat enough paycheck to make dealing with the trannies worth it. and if he's on top skimming all that sweet sweet GDQ cash like Mike Uyama he probably doesn't give a shit how many autistic protomagical"girl"s there are
>>681996623hate to spoil this for you, but smaller communities still do this, usually someone's basement. Darbian used to host one of these every year (southern speedrunner summit)
>>681997076>20 minutes wandering around doing nothing>1 hour steamrolling bosses with a broken build
I only have 6k on me right now, SHOULD I DO IT?
>>681996956>Pay attention No. No, I don't think I will. Because I honestly don't care as much as you do.
>>681997014well , people have already donated 1,879,000 million to smuggle niggas into the EU, what's one more?
>>681996842dramatic call-back, it's a little something called showmanship
>>681997103speedrunning integrity has fallen...
they need to hit $2k donated per minute. are we thinking the yetee/fangamer machines will save this or are we in for 40 minutes of stalling after the run to then bring it back
>>681996979yeah it looks pretty bad. this was a pic from either 2019 or 2020 on the final day
>>681996809She's extremely fertile, yes
>>681996795The ratings I give correlate to how much fun I am having in the thread at that momentI have not seen a speedrun since 2021
>>681996979review brah trooned out, seems gdq related I guess
>13 minutes in>still need $120,000...
https://voca.ro/1bG2OcM4QCeN
>>681997231I don't believe that, but I'm not willing to google it
>>681997208imagine the smell
>>681996701he hasnt got any soul what are you on about? hes a bitter pissy whiny baby man that hates whenever he gets outshone
bloodhound gang? what?
>>681997265FASTER
When is ESA?
>>681997270he's lying
>>681996353Meh. I keep telling myself that I'll skip GDQ this time, but I like hanging out in the threads too much.
How much do $2 million actually achieve for MSF? Can they say that they made some kind of progress thanks to that money specifically?
>>681996353no one will be sad that the streams are over but anons will probably miss the threads
>>681996818The dog was prerecorded.
Elden Ring is the only open world RPG that's fun to play
>>681997187they use real hardware, just go to an event if you want to see.thinking runners use emulators instead of an sd cart kek
>>681997208feelio when know wheelchair bound gf
>>681996976Honestly accepting that you're a normal frumpy DILFy bro is much more attractive than putting makeup on it and pretending like you're something you're not.
>>681997208>Dude with his cute crippled Asian girlfriend in the front right
>Oh :3 Okay! :^)Faggot.
>>681997208Everyone's getting some ZZZs in so they can be there for the finale, early evening on the last day is always a little empty
>>681997324funneled a lot of illegals from africa to eu, look up the video
Announcer needs to shut the fuck up
>>681997308What happened during Baulder's Gate?
>>681997302anon, i...
horrible impression
>>681997020not bad. 100% better than melo
>>681997205ENTER
>>681997324they will save a couple of boats full of African migrants and help them get to shore safely in Europe.
>>681997396This announcer is fucking obnoxious.
>>681997324200 migrant boats for Europe
>>681996353ready to be free of my FOMO so i can move on with my life
>>681996520>das leaks and abandons her trip so it will never be clarifiedThis never happened.
>>681997326I will hate not having anything to watch for awhile with anons, yeahLife of a lonely fucker sucks
>>681997324It lets you RnD a missle launcher that shoots balloons.
>>681997208I also want to fuck the wheelchair girl
>>681997404had to resort to backup save, was boring(just jumps everywhere and throws cunts off cliffs) and stalled at the end to reach the useless incentive. Host was also obnoxious.
>>681997263>he thinks that mattersYou clearly weren't hear that one year they stalled for an extra hour just to meet one of the final incentives
>>681997434I can count on 0 fingers how many announcers I've enjoyed listening to
>>681997208>Was so crowded people had to stand because there weren't enough chairs My lazy ass isn't fucking standing, I'd have just sat down on the floor.
>>681997263dont worry. anon or the yetee will drop 100k
hmm this might be unwatchable
>>681997454we have a few more migs left
yeah this is getting muted
>Ending on Super Mario RPGwhat the fuck whyhow about something where there is a possibility of something interest happening
>i will riddle with holes your run, with a hail of donationsa little self-aware there
>>681997404Runner was based and commentary good, but he forgot to collect an item and therefore had to load a safety save while killing Trans Rights and went over estimate whilst stalling for donations
>>681996353Does anyone else feel it went by really quick? I know everyone says it each event but this week feels like a blur. I only really remember day one and today. That may say more on the event itself.
>>681997437just think of all the inflatables you can send into the Mediterranean
>eye-gon
>>681997454become an /sp/ fag and shitpost in whatever sports game is going on each week
What are some good outdoor hobbies?
Souls runs are always the most boring shit
>>681997365Okay, he can accept he's ugly, but that still doesnt make him handsome
>it's another "retarded host ruins a perfectly good run" episode
>that donoi'd be ok with them spamming those
>>681997208this was the transition year, btw, where it went from kino and sovl to sellout and cringe
Igon is so cool its a shame he's gonna be pure redditcore forever
>run was ok>announcer decides to take overseriously this shit is more distracting than a person wearing a hat in the audience
>>681997498We have several, we're going to go into Sunday morning by a few hours at least, even longer if they slowjack everything
>>681996582Get some BBQ chicken za
There are very things worse then a couch that thinks their but aren't
>>681997517they always end on a jrpg, gives time to do the aftershow etc
Elden Ring was incredible the first time but the open world is a slog on repeat and every run is just horse riding from point a to point b
>>681997448Yes it did, Das fucked up accidentally though
>>681997540>killing Trans RightsBased and realitypilled.
>>681997564Hiking, running
I can't believe GDQ is supporting literal nazis.https://www.ngo-monitor.org/reports/doctors-without-borders-systematically-ignoring-israeli-victims-and-hamas-terror/
>>681997517they always end on the most boring game possible so nobody notices the laundering
>barely any fighting>running around picking up stuff so farBoring
somebody mercy kill melo
>>681997417leli think they like to save that as a surprise for the "finale" segment, but if they get to the end of this run and don't make it, they'll pull this out. can't do it too early i guess or people wont panic donate
You are now aware of the strip of pixels across the top right half of the game window
>>681997564I like walking into traffic.
>>681997601funny*
>>681997609if shadow of the erdtree proved anything its that the open world formula has run its course and from should go back to Dark Souls 1 style design
im tired... do I let go and accept sleep?
>>681997640nice bait
>>681997564snowboarding/skiing
>>681997448it did, she fat-fingered @ instead of # lol
>>681997517>missed super metroid kino because my PC crashed 5 minutes in and wouldn't come back until it was over>stuck with slop now:(
>Final run is almost 3 hours >Super Mario RPG BING BING WAHOO
>Y'ALL KNOW
the joy of open world games; doing nothing for long stretches of time besides passing by inconsequential enemies
>Let's start a countdown!
Can't wait for them to hit the incentive so he can run through some more fields and kill Messmer in 5 seconds
This nigga out here thinking he's recording a demo reel for Newgrounds voice work
>>681997448yeah i was there, it was either yesterday or this morning. fucked up and posted their trip with @ instead of # so its compromised now
>>681997656bosses are slow
>>681997564macro photography
>>681996353I'm okay because at least we have ESA to come soon! It's always miles better than GDQ! Hype for a full 24 hours of streaming, I'll mostly be tuning into Stream 2 since as we all know, it IS the superior stream where the comfy kino is.Hype to see my faves such as Argick, Lovare, Nashlax, Metako, Nikoheart, Yatogami and more!
>we're now in countdown territory
>>681997664it's okay when it's for charity
>>681997704this run is unironically way better than the gay metroid race
BEST RUN OF THE WEEK WORST RUN OF THE WEEKGO
okay they're making it to 2 mil never mind
>>681997263they haven't added sponsor money yet (usually $250k)this "incentive" is artificial, like every final push is the last four years
>>681997729This is every souls game
i miss when trips used to actually spend time to generate a good trip instead of just a random i guess i'm just pissing in a sea of piss
>>681996763nigga should just get a plane ticket and room with someone
Its depressing how fast its increasing. Each dollar is like a single European killed. Do amerimutt subhumans hate us this much?
>>681997729what the fuck DO YOU like
>>681997704Stole that Viper memeHere's a Capule as payment
>>681997776>bestKing's Quest>worstthis one
how has he not fought a boss yet
>>681997612>>681997698>>681997747Funny if true. Guess I'll delete her trip from my highlight list and assume the current leaked one is fake until she makes another one lol.
Did you have fun at this year's GDQ?
>>681997724PB! Go! Lick the peanut butter!
>>681997776Best run so far for me was the Super Metroid race. I got to see some floppy tiddies.
>>681997776best: starcraft brood warworst: chibi robo
>>681997843Fun?
>>681997704yep, thats going in my viper folder. thanks
here comes all the suspiciously big donos
>>681997417>LITERAL GAME STUDIOS OF THE GAMES THEY "RUN" DONATING AND SPONSORINGYeah that isn't fishy at all.
>>681997741Messmer is deep in the keep, literally impossibleThat said you can skip Rellana and they certainly will and thats sort of lame
>>681997834hero's quest not kings quest but both are kino
>>681997834are you getting that mixed up with Quest for Glory ?
>>681997763STEALTH CAMPING inside KFFC's socks
>>681997754I like this idea. What's a good starter camera?
>>681997564gardening
>>681997776>bestMY FAVORITE RUN>worstYOUR FAVORITE RUN
>>681997843stupid brat
Kek announcer is so pozzed he calls a donator called ADAM "they"
>Some dude just drops $8,000 for fun Must be nice being rich enough to do that where $8,000 is pocket change.
>>681997507Would
>>681997774They hate him because he told the truth
Are there any comfy runs left?
>>681997956anon, I...
>>6819979568000 dollars is never pocket change
>>681997980No!
>>681997417>>681997664So you just need to "sponsor" GDQ and they'll shill your game for you by pretending its a run basically?
>>681997956Money laundering >>681997957
>>681997925Yeah I fucked up, it was Quest for Glory 2
>counting down every thousandgoddam it, at least do it by 5k or 10k
>>681997980the DLC run after this
>$25k donation...what?
>>681997776Best: Killing Time, threads had me almost crying laughing (honourable mention SOTN & Ninja Gaiden)Worst: Chibi Robo fucking unwatchable
>>681997980No. It's over
>>681997776Best: Evil ZoneIf that doesn't count, either Bomberman 64, Sunset Riders, Castlevania, or KatamariWorst: Power Wash Simulator
>>681997815god I love goofy aquatic suits
>>681997835killing a boss without a upgraded weapon at lvl 1 isn't very fast
I think I prefer dark souls or really any other fromsoft runs over this.
>>681997956His wife's boyfriend will be really pissed when he finds out what he did though.
>>681998001>>681998002If you're a millionaire, then $8,000 is pocket change.
>>681998027
>>681998034you poor anon?
>>681998034wait until the 100k drops
>>681996693I never played a souls game despite being aware of them for over 10+ years
>>681997776Best: Uhhhh King's Quest I guess, maybe another Crab's Treasure for Cringe KinoWorst: FUCK. So many have been boring.
how is that not a glitch
>this host
>>681998067>>681998023
>>681998075yes, what is it like to have health insurance?
>>681998074EIGHT
>>681998034everyone knows this is money laundering
>Much harder than it looksNigga what? To who?
That was a cool cheese strat
>Smack boss into a cliffWhat the fuck
>>681997776best: halo 3worst: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really hate brutal melo
>>681998023schizo posting after a decade the charities that are audited yearly have never been shown to do itbut some random thinks it must be that he has no money no one else does kek
>>681997761Anon they're dead, stop....
>>681996498MODS MODS MODS
>20 mins of horse ridingI was thinking of speed running this but this looks terrible.
>>681998034what's so strange anon? No large disposable income?
>>681998112because you're just making him fall offbosses can still fall to their death, they always could, its just the game tries to protect from that sometimes
>>6819980678000 dollars are 8000 dollars even when having millions in the bank and the people with millions in the bank understand this. That's why they had to create an entire tax break incentive system so they would give fucking anything, even their "pocket change"
>>681997980>Comfy>On the final dayIt doesn't matter how good the run/game is, on the final day its spoiled by Brutal Melo donation shilling.
>>681996669
>>681998034
I wished they would've played Ape Escape instead. Thats the only game I like
I unironically love it when an autist tells a joke then waits for a laugh only for it to fall flat and for them to break the silence with a "uhh, anyway..."
>>681998112AI abuse/cheese
>>681998164anon...
>>681998162i would take agick over this faggot melo
Due to woke, I have to make these more transfriendly. I apologize deeply my bigotry in the past, but I'm only human, and will learn from my mistakes to better myself.Gomen.
>>681998007Yes, this has happened for years. Look for the new games that are a "showcase" with encouragement by the announcer afterwards to check out the game. Not the runners saying "hey get into the community let us know if you want to start running this," specifically the announcer saying something like "what an amazing game, I know what I'm doing when I get home" etc etc etc. Those are the sponsor games.
Yup, this is boring trash.
>crowd ruins another runcan we go back to an empty audience
>>681997929really depends on your budget if you don't know if you'll love photography I would look at a Canon R100 as an affordable place to start
>SGDQ is going to end at like 2:00am for meAh man, I just want to go to bed but I want to save the charts before I do.
>>681998129still annoying because you have things like having to meet deductibles plus insurance jews not wanting to cover shit or needing referrals
>>681998034they unironically pulled the yetee ripcord already, thats how bad it is
>>681997843Yeah, I feel the thread participation was better this year and less shitty. Could just be me though. I wasn't always here, like I missed all of July 4th. So maybe I was lucky and missed out on all the shitstorms and thread bickering, but i feel like the threads have been alright this time around. Anyone else?
>>681998235they pay out a fixed rate before the donations. uyama is eating good this year as the ROI is lower for the charity
CHOOOOKE
CHOKE
choke...
>choking to fucking tree sentinelLMAO
I realized it's the final day
>>681996353There's a rhythm to these things, a flow. Aussie event in 2 weeks is going to be the new ESA. I can feel it.
see you guys at ESA, it's been real, it's been funbut it hasn't been real fun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
It's over...
CH-CH-CH-CHOOOOOOKE
CHOKERINO
Just like my first playthrough
>dying to the tree sentinelLol.
CHOKE'D
I was watching a movie, what the fuck happened with mario maker 2?
Choked 1/5 into the run
>>681998263i hate this
>Melo being his usual obnoxious cunt self>crowd screaming for every thousand dollars
WHAT A CHOKESTER
>>681998067How come millionaires don't want to pay a cent in taxes then?
>Heh, this is going to look a *bit* different than your playthroughs...>dies immediatelyNo actually that's exactly what it looked like on my playthrough
Already shit, but at least it's not as bad as Sekiro
>>681998263>transfriendly>still has tr*nny markerUHHHEXCUSE ME CHUD???
>>681998263cursed imageplease delete
>>681998283just grab it from the archive later
>>681998263i love this
>>681998263I actually don't entirely hate it
>died to tutorial boss
horrible audio desync
this is what you get for using that gay weapon
how is that not a glitch?
>>681998384because taxes are gay
>>681997776ninja gaidenchibi robo
This is a glitch you faggots lmao.
>>681997776>bestany halo run>worsthalf of the marathon which were so boring i just changed channels
>>681998436pause your stream it is a sitewide issue with twitch
>>681998263all of the games are out of order, fuck you, change it back
>>681998263He hates it! It's like the failed chart anon dug up your old Python script and made a Frankenstein monster out of it.
>>681998495need to colonize her
>that's not a glitchfuck you
>>681998274Thanks, bro.
>>681998436works on my machine
What the fuck is this game? This man has a literal horsecock. His cock is a horse.
>force him into his transitionCalm down Miquella
>>681998263Its actually better.>>681998283Last year it ended at 5am as they held the stream hostage until an incentive is met.
>force him to transitionerm, can they say that?
where is doin' guy
the audio quality is beyond terrible, the fuck is the tech team smoking
>>681998557It's just a small horse.
Souls combat is so bad
>>681998263should have went with box plotsno that guy probably wouldn't have been able to read them
Actually that was pretty good.
glitchless btw
>>681998263It’s a more intuitive format
now fight consort radahn
>>681998283https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings
I rather replay Infinity Blade than this.
>>681998558kek
>>681997843i didn't tune to most of the run cuz they were shit.honestly the threads barely saved this crap shot
>>681998263
This boss looks hilarious. Like a clown driving toddler car
>>681998513they're bottom to top instead of top to bottomuse some critical thinking skills there schlomo
that's pretty impressive>>681998557he's a big guy who got big gradually but was still fond of the horse he started withhe avoids crushing the horse to death with anti-gravity magic
>>681997564>outdoors
>>681998402Gomen, I'm only human, and I have a lot to learn.
>>681998558>98% of fanart of Miquella has him be the bottom even though he's literally the mind controlling topNot enough shotadom.
THIS NIGGER JUST KILLED POT FRIEND WTF
Did he pick up the shard? mustve been quick I missed it
>those people in the chat who heard PopFriend and not PotFriend
>>681998643you need to date a tranny NOW
>>681998643This fucking sucks, don't post again.
>Random spergouts from the crowd interrupting the runner explaining somethingI would lose my shit
>>681998263>SMM2what happened?
>>681998263How does shifting to gradients from plots equate to being transfriendly
What words the audience is screaming?
Elden Ring has the worst replayability out of all the Souls and you will not convince me otherwise, this speedrun is the proof of it
>>681998263This is way better
>>681998671he did, everyone booed for some reason, I dont play this game.
>>681997929any cheap canon will probably give you the best colors out of the box, and they had cheap lenses from like decades ago. but big warning with macro photography, you are gonna need a flash if you are taking pictures of like bugs and stuff since they are fast and you'll be shooting at a high shutter speed to compensate.
>any% glitchless>uses glitches
>>681998610
>>681998712WAH
>>681998725that big pot nigga he killed is one of the most beloved npcs in the game
>>681998725Big jar man is a bro.
>>681998263ew
>gonna solve this fight in this exact way by abusing staggerevery fucking time since bloodborne, never liked from runs because of this
>>681998263i'd like it more if it also had the median vote listed next to each for quick reference
>>681998710A trans black woman was speaking. My peers told me to be quiet and listen, and from listening I was told I was wrong and had to change my ways: >>681993745
What weapon is he using? I don't know anything about this game.
I don't care what anyone says. I like the chart anon. He's better than you retards that just spam tranny all day.
>>681998643>>681998263This is shit and that anon that suggested it is a fucking retard
bane?
>>681998713your right I want to play the dlc but I dread having to make a new character and doing it all over again
>>681998713I personally disagree. Ive ran into different shit on every run
>>681997564biking and joggingi live in a big city and i'm amazed by how much ground i cover on a bike
>>681997956randomly sometimes the people that do this don't even have the money and want to just get attention. even if it means going into credit card debt
>>681998610pls dont hate me but i have no idea how the fuck this thing works
>>681998620welcome to the shitposting
brutal melo ruins every single runI know it's his job to be an annoying shill but holy fuck
>>681998263thanks i hate it
>>681998758There are approved glitches, anon.
>>681998813bloodhound fang
>>681998263>CBT not marked as trainwreck
This couch is horrible.
>>681998813looks like a curved sword to me
Which build and weapon should i use on my next ER playthrough /v/?
bane bros....
>Brutal Melo with ANOTHER impressionHoly shit, take it to a comedy club or something, fuck off.
>>681998813scrubhound's fag
YUCK, shitty impression.
>>681998528>herloles bro
Bane?
>>681998816Stop being a chud
>bane which one of you /tv/ autists did that
bane impression is terrible
worst bane impression ever?
Those pity claps after that embarrassing bane impression
Unironically the worst Bane impression I have ever heard. Holy shit.
Ok the meme is dead now.
fuck these impressions
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>681998263>>681998590Box plots are actually a good idea, chartanon can you make a sample for us?
Why did Elden Ring become such a sensation with normies compared to the earlier games? I mean literally everyone was talking about this shit.
>>681998814im only vaguely aware of the autism surrounding that drama and I dont care to learn more
how dare he do that bane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>impression
BANE?
>>681998846by who? the Milwaukee Elden Ring speedrunning guild?
man that bane was shit, thats like the one impression everyone should be able to do its such a silly voice
They make Melo do the Souls runs to increase the difficulty of enjoying the run
>You now realize they are forced to say "Y'ALL" because "you guys" would trigger all trannies within hearing distance
>>681998758Blame speedrun.com for allowing it
This run is pretty good so far.
>>681998839click on the folders
>>681998925open worldstreamer culture
>>681998576shhhhh quiet now~
/tv/ does better bane impressions
>>681998869pure adaptability build using +25 zanzibart's dildo
>>681998712The louder ones are them trying to count down to the next big number.
>>681998925Dark Souls was also a sensation with normies, you were just 12
>>681998263I don't understand these ratings like this
When is the next speed running event? I'll be heading off /v/ until then.
>>681998965TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>681998965tell me about banewhy does he wear the mask??
Wait a minute, why is the Bandai Namco screen still white? Are they playing on an... OLD VERSION? Why would they need to do that if it's glitchless? Curious...
>>681998961what happened to that dude? did he detransition?
>>681998942I mean, the word everyone is available. Fuck, I would even take 'folks' at this point
>yetee and anon donating tens of thousandsHow many years ago did they abandon all pretense of money laundering? And does Mike Uyama still have crippling supermono?
2/10 bane impression kys melo
>>681998925My fucking coworkers were talking about Elden Ring, it's streamer adoption.
shut the hell up
>>681998869Biggest fucking hammer you can find
>Offtopic ifunny politics OPwtf is this garbage, kys
>>681998934I don't fucking know. I just know that's usually what they say when people point it out.
THANK YOU THE YETEE!!!
>Yeti money laundry donation here
ANOTHER $25,000,000,000 FROM THE YETEEEEE
>>681998925It genuinely represents a high watermark for game development, /v/ just can't stand anything popular
..............
>>681998978>was 12 when dark souls 1 came outWhere did the fucking time go
>>681998942>>681999017
What is happening?
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
LETSGOOOOOOO YETEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus fucking christ can these guys SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>681998926we only have miggers because chartanon causes every thread to die 5x faster and he manually filters out data
>>681998942uh no, they could say "everybody", "everyone", etc
Can he just let the runners and couch talk instead of always making it about him?
Its the sequel to this
>>681998961dickoak raped me at agdq 2014 and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
y-yeah.....
His Stone Cold got WORSE somehow.
>unmute the stream>the yetee donates 25klmao didn't miss it
jesus, where's the scottish, guy. I miss him.
just stop
>>681998950thanks anon, i will remember this kindness
>>681999095LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
please stop the impressions
What is this impression supposed to be? That's just shouting.
>not going for the "mongrel intruder" mesmer line
I hate it whenever donations readers start thinking they're hot shit and take over a speedrun
>>681999005>>681999012somebody get these hotheads outta here
>>681998965you don't get to bring summons
>>681999081>was 20 when Dark Souls came outWhere did it go indeed
>>681999117I'm still mad about that run>>681999128why? you want to hear him say trans rights again?
Is this anyone's first time experiencing Brutal Melo? He's a final day regular
>>681999074based perspective-haver
I need to take a shit but i don't want to miss the run...
my name is tomba the mighty
i'm listening to music with the run muted
>>681999224Yes. This is my first GDQ. I despise loud people in general and this guy in particular.
>ban the girl from wearing hats because it's "distracting">but the faggot crowd and host shouting like monkeys is A-OK
Would you guys believe I thought the big dead dragon in SotE was creative and until this moment I'd completely forgotten they already did it in the base game
That sounds nothing like Stone Cold.https://youtu.be/bSib3cYTTD8?si=hZNHV8-VPEt-Cbp2
>>681999246GO SHIT RIGHT NOW
>>681999246i'll waste 30s to say just shit yourself this run must be something you really care about
>>681999224It's always someone's first Melo Souls run
>>681999246Your phone, bro?
>>681999246I'm showering. Don't tell the no purpose showering guy
>>681998925Popular streamers played it.Also the George R. R. Martin "writing it" thing aka they asked him to name some things and le game of thrones
>>681998263People who "hate this" are literal retards. It's a decent format
>>681999258He doesn't actually talk though
I hate autistic people
>>681999273CUUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLE
>>681999246YOU ARE SHIT*T*ING YOURSELF
>>681999273its still pretty cool in SotE
Oh hell yes Anonymous, I look away for 30 minutes and see we've gained $70k. I knew you had it in you.
>>681999081>>681999191Wanna feel old?>My childhood console is Xbox 360/PS3>My teenage console was PS4/Xbox One>I am over 21, I have graduated college
>>681999313showers are a gift from god
Im crankin my hog right now
>GREAT ENEMY FELLATED
>I'll solve this fight this exact same way with the exact same inputs by abusing stagger and just describe every input I'm doing as I'm doing it with the most boring voice imaginableI can't be the only one that hates Souls runs
>>681998263You still need a key/legend to explain the pride month colors retard. Learn 2 make charts.
>>681999267>First GDQ is THIS GDQYou poor soul..
>>681999319>most attention grabbing aspect is the total number of votes for each run instead of average gradeyou understand nothing about graphs or presenting data
how young is this board wtf. i was 21 when ds1 came out
>>681999440anything good or generic, if generic i'd rather know kek
lmao
>>681999468why don't you just kiss him already...
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
another chokealso fuck this sound quality
Choked again
>>681998961JOHN
Imagine dying to Morgott
>>681999514???
mig>>681999567>>681999567
Stalling for donations
i would've dodged that
CHOKE ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
FOOLISH AMBITIONS STATUS: PUT TO REST
>>681999462
>>681999510hey me too
>>681999273they're alright. i don't really dislike the dragon fights so i was just like>oh cool
This dude is gonna get fucked by Messmer isn't he
so this is the event of chokes, you cannot love to not see it
>>681999514Some jackplusjill slop
HAVE IT WRIT UPON THY MEAGRE GRAVE: FELL BY KING MORGOTT! LAST OF ALL KINGS!
this guy is losing with the scrubhounds fang mercy kill this shit
back to stalling
>>681999510wtf are you me?
>>681999468maybe i have autism but it's quite entertaining to watch someone methodically and coldly take down a boss in 30 seconds that took me hours
>>681999510The future is now old man
Only 55k USD, chudsDONAAAAAAATE
Wait, I'm confused, how is the run going to end if he didn't beat the game?
>>681999574you blew your load too early my dude.
>>681999313I havent showered since this started. Tomorrow I'm gonna clean up and go take a nice walknah actually ill prob shower then play video games lol
>>681999747It's okay there's bound to be another massive anonymous donation soon.
>>681999694did you try to beat the bosses faster? if not i think you are spared from the tism, retarded i cannot say either way
Anonymous $20k donation incoming
>>681999310hehe
baker this thread is already 8
>FAGGOT BOBBY
>>681999440>>681999514>>681999613>Haven't fapped in 15 months>So bored I might break it
>>681999996you'll feel the same as if you did it in 3 days so i guess if you have a porn addiction i guess better not
>>681999996You will goon all night
>there has been almost 1k/m in donos since eldenring beganiykyk
>>681999310
>>681999996You are either incredibly well-disciplined, asexual, or so depressed I'm not sure how you haven't killed yourself yet.
Why does "Le Chosen One" in this game wide a tiny goat?
This one's for you morph!
>>682000226or the obvious he had issues with porn kek
Get ready for the sudden $25k donations from Yetee that are totally legit
>>682000237they climb cliffs irl
I want Brutal Melo to do an impression of Werster running Pokemon Shots Fired Version during AGDQ 2013.
>>682000237because goat can double jump
wow still page 8 v is slow today, bakers are safe i guess get a good image
>>682000226The first and third>>682000297Nah no issues I just found it boring and repetitive after a while
>>682000649fair enough that's the better choice than searching for that video you like, some people make it their life just to get off to a specific type of thing only for 3 seconds of pleasure kekI mean b these days is just those type and bots
>>681997314I like you too Parinfag, thanks for introducing me to Gurumin
>>681999891Anonymous dork donation incoming
let me guess, they won't make it to the incentive when the run is over, and will spend half an hour of time doing nothing until it's done, right?
>Hey, you wanna see how we jumped 15k in donations?>Do a shitty impression, got it.
