Now: Elden RingNext: Super Mario RPG (2023)Later: nothingStream:https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous:>>681996143
>>681999567first
>you now know that the name of every named boss in elden ring starts with a G, R, or M
Mig?
I am sadly a migger
Seventh for choke and mercy kill then Uyama apologizes for three hours while crying
DLC is gonna kick this guy's ass
I'm here. Still.
>>681999606Elden beastFire giant
im here
migu, migu :3
>>681999567migga please
>>681999606>astel>elden beast>probably a bunch of others
>>681999606>soldier of GodrickHoly fuck he's right
>>681999606
I HATE MIGGERS
This thread gets fucking miserable during american hours jesus christ. >>681999654He's obviously not gonna do it why the fuck would he
I would have already beat the game by now. THIs run sucks
piggu miggu
The donations slowed down desu
>>681999606Astel
this run is substantially better than the horrid elden ring run last time.at least they're actually playing the game and not doing stupid horse glitches.
>>681999683made me kek
brutal melo is such a fucking annoying attention whore
>>681999668>>681999682NAMED boss, anon, not generic names
migrated and dilatedbrutal melo please tone it down
Burn the Erdtree
>Brutal Melo with ANOTHER impressionRedditors are just going to keep asking for impressions now because they got him started, and he sucks at all of them.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>681999606>placidusaxwoah...
>>681999606>Divine Beast Dancing Lion>Putrescent Knight>Bayle>Golden Hippo>Commander Gaius???
I thought people said this game was hard?
I've never played Elden Ring. Can the runner claim he beat the game with this speedrun build?
>>681999732Newfag
>>681999732100% agree
MIGGIN
>>681999606>Rellana>Messmer>Midra>Metyr>Romina>Gaius
>I'll solve this fight this exact same way with the exact same inputs by abusing stagger and just describe every input I'm doing as I'm doing it with the most boring voice imaginableAnother massive W for Souls """""runs"""""
>>681999606>SteveNice try, Anon
>>681999758Fire giant is very important to the lore.
>>681999758Astel is a name
>>681999796>bloodhound fanghell no
sticky migg
>>681999758astel is not a generic namefortisaxplacidusax
>>681999758Placidusax?
>>681999796>bleedabsolutely not lmao
NO MORE IMPRESSIONS
>That unenthusiastic cheer
host is making this unwatchable
>>681999606>Ganzibart>Ranzibart>Manzibartwhat a hack
>impressions
>>681999778it's a symbiotic relationshipdonors know it's an easy way to get readmelo only picks the ones that let him "perform"vicious cycle really
IF I HEAR ONE MORE GODDAMN IMPRESSION! ONE MORE, ALICE! BANG! ZAM! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
>>681999819BAYLE
>>681999758>>681999606BAYLECURSE YOU BAYLEFUCK YOU DRAGON
I cant take From Software writing seriously, names like Morgott, the Omen King is just stupid.
cringe kino
stopped watching this run so I could fapdid I miss anything other than melo being an obnoxious faggot that is
>>681999783
i thought you guys said gdq was going to be over because donations were at 400k, what is this 2mil?
>>681999953But he's the king of the omens.
>>681999796only people who have beaten radahn with a dagger at level 1 zero skadoo fragments can claim to have beaten the game
I can make a better Rykard
That was pretty decent.
>this would be an A without melo
>>681999796>the objectively most stacked weapon in the game, intentionally hand-placed behind an easy boss in the starting zone (whom you can summon an overpowered NPC summon for) so that literally any n00b can find it and beat the gamethe only more dishonest NPC weapon is the Blasphemous Blade, honestly
please... no more impressions...
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN MARIO MAKER 2WHY IS IT LABELED TRAINWRECK
>>681999973just anything with a healthbar being taken down in like 5 hits
You're all going to be here for ASM... right?
>>682000000waste of a get
>>682000000Checked
>>681999953whathave you never read a fantasy novel before. it can get much sillier than that
>>681999606>>681999758commander niallorettahorah louxplasidusaxfortisax
>>682000035IT WAS FUCKING BORING AND SLOW
>/v/ will rate this mediocre run higher than a C
What is Melina? Is she a ghost? Human?
>>681999973some decent tech, nothing amazing. mostly melo fag stuff.what'd you fap to? I might take a break in a minute too
>>681999987Yetee donated a million obviously silly anon
>>682000035HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>another impressionSTOP!
>>682000035>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMESThat's the entire run
aggy regrets this shit
>>682000000prove i->sextsi'm sorry, sire, i... i did not mean to offend!
>>682000035They turned into a Goomba
>>682000000getterino>>681999999>>682000001
>>682000000Congratulations on your achievement anon!
>>682000035It wasn't a speedrun and wasn't funny
>>682000072marika's daughter
>>682000072she's the sister of malenia, miquella, and messmer
IM A HEADBANGA
>>682000000>6 digitsOkay, I belive you.
I hate BrutalMelo so much.
my fucking ears
>>682000135Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Mine would be an order not of impressions, but of actually listening to the couch and the runner. I would keep the shitty host far removed from the mic.
OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING BAD
>>682000053It's just an example of how names always seem to be Fantasy Name, the adjective noun.
>>682000150STOP THIS
A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
Holy shit enough with the impressions
>>682000000
>>682000145i'm retarded>>681999998
>>682000150what the fuck is this ordering?
>>682000035hahahahahaha hyuck hyuck
>>682000080>what'd you fap to?some standard tentacle porn
>>682000072Margo's wet nurse
i would really prefer if you would be quiet
>>682000035haha
>>682000000great, now we are getting an influx of shitposters looking for this worthless GET.
>>682000150where's the pie chart you trans hating fuck? these bars are too phallic in nature
>>682000206Just enjoy the run man.
I miss when we could trick them into reading funny things
Is it time?
>>682000150Finally, a graph for normal people.
eegon
>>682000292yeah its a legit 10/10
I've muted and I'm not unmuting until torrent goes away.
>>682000000checked
>>682000207Name, TitleEven WoW basically follows that format
ok i am docking 2 letters from this shit
SHUTUP
Can I donate for them to stop doing impressions?
The guy in the center is pure BING BING WAHOO REDDIT manchild incarnate
>>682000307but... it is igon
>>682000292No i got soulslop out of my system in 2012
Literally ZZZ run, grats retard
based mitch, love this CURSE YOU BAYLE shit
>>682000150Hey I have colorblindness and I think its unfair that everyone can see these colors. We need to be more inclusive in here, can you make all the colors grey please? Thanks.
>>682000292Just pirate it.
>From memorynot bad
Please stop
Which Spongebob character was that supposed to be?
so this is the peak of the marathon
>>682000000Checked.
>>682000292I wish I was you just so I could play it for the first time.
To that anon who told me how to find the Ames97 leaks, know that I love you. Not only do I love you, but your parents and your offspring as well. If you have a pet I wish nothing but great health for them. I wish your father wins the lottery and gives you 40%. I wish everything that could go right in your life goes right. I wish absolutely nothing but the best for your body and soul and when your body is no longer with us may your soul be taken to God's presence and embraced by its warmth for all eternity. I love you anon.
>How about a $5 donation train? WATCH THAT NUMBER GO SOARING He's pushing SO fucking hard for donations and money, my god. Shut up.
>>682000292hmm... play one of the most critically acclaimed games of all time... or ignore it because someone on /v/ said "slop" in reference to it...tough choice, anon. only you can make it.
>>682000382i miss him so much bros
I wish this GDQ was better in every way.
>>682000382the jagged peak of the marathon
>>682000353>losing out on online play
>>682000292Yeah that game saved my life i was getting ready to dump my gf and ended up in a really confused place, the game launched and I just lost myself 12 hours a day inside it, building myself up to make that decision
How does Yetee make so much money that they can donate thousands of dollars. Who buys their shitty merch
>this years gimmick>get 2 million right at the end, perfectly
>This fucking commentatorI thought KH runner's tits were bad. This is just painful.
>>681999783Wow she used to be a lot thinner
>>682000428i just wish it wasn't shit
>>682000416ok this was based the first time but you don't need to spam it every thread
>>682000205you dumb witch you got the scroll wet its ruined
>>682000428I wish my life was better in every way.
>>682000035It was the most singularly reddit thing imaginable
elden ring is fun as a game, but the speedrun is by far the worst of any fromsoft game
>>682000292probably, it never goes on saleit's a 150hrs 9/10 game, don't let /v/ tell you otherwise
>>682000070It's perfectly fine. You people are literally always miserable and angry.
>>682000437why did you break up with her? was her girl cock too small?
>>682000464does anyone have the incredibles OC about charts that got posted during... last ESA, I think?
they've given up talking about the run at all, huh
did they make a million dollars in a day?
Perhaps I treated Spikevegeta too harshly.
>>682000430>looked at tips from the groundYou didn't beat the game
>>681999973What'd you fap to?
>>682000417Running ER is 80% horseback riding. You either provide actually witty banter or you just go sell out mode. Either way it is a lot of dead air to fill.
>>682000491le open world faec
>>682000292no
HOYPE
I think this is going to break down to about an hour and 15 minutes of riding the horsey and 5 minutes of cheesing bosses
>>682000530toxic, lost out on college options, friends. just kinda shitty time in my life. Had to let go
>>682000532Probably because even they know only the DLC is interesting to people by this point
>>682000035Shoujo rocked the house!!!
>>682000292150 hour game + 50 extra on DLCfirst playthrough is magical
souls slop
>>682000509It's mediocre. Not an interesting category, not a particularly skilled run. Not an entertaining couch. Annoying donation reader, annoying crowd. There have been better Elden Ring runs in GDQs past, let alone runs in general.It's the definition of a C.
>gonna hit 2 mil easyESA is so dead and this is staying for another decade
>>682000150what was so good about Katamari Forever?
>>682000537le money laundering xD
>>682000557>Running ER is 80% horsebackAnd that's why it's a Z tier run.
Countdown started way too early
>>682000070only thing wrong with it is the annoying fucking crowd. run itself is fine, above average for most of the garbage they've had this marathon
>>682000596>im hardkek
>>682000538Perhaps I didn't treat the crowd harsh enough.
This run kinda sucks anus. Nigga is fighting a guy's toenail and that somehow kills him
>>682000035It was a "troll level race", meaning that while it did show some skill from the players, the focus was on the "funny" antics caused by unexpected things happening and killing the players (such as invisible walls or enemies popping out of nowhere).They also did not finish the third level as it was insanely hard (but in the "funny annoying" way). The crowd and players kept laughing a lot and apparently donators/twitch chat were also enjoying it, but it's too "reddit" for /v/. The announcer also kept fucking begging for money because the run was relatively close to the 2M milestone.
>>682000703thats all fromsoft games
>>682000549>tipsThey're almost all jokesFor every person trying to help you out there's two more trying to get you to kill yourself
>>682000596This pic reminds me of the wheel chair guy that got in shit for having a twitch emote on his tablet.
>>682000035HAHAHAHAHA
Hitting his face was stylish
>>682000614>There have been better Elden Ring runs in GDQs pastabsolutely fucking not what are you talking about. every run of this game before this has been a train wreck.
Why is this game considered hard again?
Even though I love GTA I hate what it did to video games since open worlds overnight became instant production value and playtime inflation started getting absolutely obnoxious. Why does Elden Ring have to be 80 hours of riding horseback? For what purpose?
>>682000703this motherfucker's never had gouty arthritis
>>682000205kek
Fire Giant is so cool, kind of hate we didn't get much lore on them. There was once A TON of them, with their own culture and religion.
>>682000703>he hasn't stubbed his toe on the corner of somethingyou'll never understand
This is making me sleepy, goodnight guysfrens and girlenemies
>>682000703they skip the cutscene, but basically the first half of the fight is you cutting at the giant's necrotic leg until it breaks, then you proceed to fuck up his face or chest-eye
>>682000605
>>682000070could have been last marathon's ER run where the guy did stupid horse jumps for half an hour
You did donate your chicken tender allowance towards the event right /v/?
>barely around 1 million this morning > about to hit 2 million on the last day
>>682000786zanzibart forgive me
40k in only 20 mins should be easy enough
what incentives failed?
>>682000779It's not. It's the Skyrim of Fromsoft games.
I just had diarrhea
That was a good Fire Giant kill.
>>682000795y-you too
Melo is probably their STRONGEST shiller for donations, it's why he's doing it for the final runs, because they know he's gonna push hard for donations like a cuck.
>>682000765meanwhile, hat bitch was allowed to attention whore for years
>>682000538Let's face it. Spike pulls numbers. He has a subtle mastery over conversation and an undeniable mastery over his games. It's simple, really, and I'm ready to admit to this and stop the misguided hate.
>>682000780I think Skyrim was at fault too especially for fantasy RPGs
>>682000832Unfortunately GBP do not have a good exchange rate with USD, so I will have to decline.
>>682000795Sweet dreams
>>682000836The Tragedy of Myrmidon by VaatiVidya (38:04)
>>682000780because fromsoft wanted to try the whole open world thingspellbound will save us
>skyrim FWhy?
I'm eating an Uncrustable, it's fucking good.
>remake OST is winning over original for SMRPGk den
>>682000780i liked vc then disliked sa because it just had a bunch of open space
how did they raise 1 million over the weekend when it took them like 5 days to reach 1 million originally
>>682000929nigga the dlc sold 5 million copies in 1 day. theyre never making a linear game again
>>682000832i like that little fella
>>682000820Queen!
>>682000834And yet another generous $50,000 donation from anonymous! He has no comment, but thank you all the same!
>>681999606BRAVO GURM
>>682000945based, love those things
>Up Next - Stall - Any% - Estimate: ______well anon? what's your expert guess?
I just wanna watch the DLC speedrun so they choke at nuRadahn
>>682000875not true, they have a many women and "women" hosts who are not shy about cutting in constantly to push stuff. melo is annoying but he's not been cutting in nearly as much as some of these announcers. if that bitch who was hosting during tetris was on right now it would be non-stop donations
>>682000968first GDQ?
>>682000968Because we are HYYYYYPPPPPPEEEE
Oh dear God are they really doing the contdown crap talking over runner/couch again
>>682000875He's the only one with no shame in ruining the run. The others at least stop if the runner seems annoyed.
>>682000780Open world games are just too successful so ofc other co oanies will try it.
>>682001006LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT
>>682000968Follow the money, Anon
>>682000879Spike, this is your Lord and Master Sent.Get OUT of the thread and LAUNDER the FUCKING money.I do NOT pay you to compliment yourself on this Himalayan speedwalking forum.
late mig
>>682001009DLC speedrun only goes up to Messmer
>>682001009anon, I..
>>682000968Are you new? This always happens.
just showed up. has based corvimae been carrying this shit like usual?
>>682000986> he doesn’t have just $50k to throw outPoor?
WOAHHH IS THAT $30K FROM YETEE???SO GENEROUS!
>>682001009They aren't fighting Radahn. They're stopping at Messmer. It's a dumb "category" anyway because you can literally just run to Messmer from the start of the game.
>>682001009>he doesn't know
>Only 33k Cmon /v/, you spend that in a night on gacha jpegs
Cmon Trannies! You can do it!Only 45 thousand dollars that could go to your local soup kitchen or church
>>682001009>he doesn't knowthey aren't doing the full dlc. only confirmed boss is mesmer, who they can technically get to without doing any other boss
>>682001009theyre only going up to Messmerso realistically it'll be a 15 minute run depending on the routethey literally only have to kill one other boss besides Messmer to get to him
>>682000937wat, there was no skyrim speedrun.
>>682001009they're showcasing up to messmer and thats it
>>682000968Dude, let it go. Just enjoy the runs and the charity work.
>>682000879suck spike's dick 100% [no glitches]
>>682001058>2 million for a rip off half speedrunGROSS
I hate open world games so much
>>682001023autism speaks
>>682000875this is true, he was the one who ruined that dark souls run during one of the at-home GDQs
>It's fineBrave final words
>>682000968
>>682001110this but unironically
>>682001076I have been watching this shit event since 2013 and I have never donated a cent
>>682001092>theyre only going up to Messmerwhat? gay and why?
>>682001090Excuse you bigot, this is all going towards the great cause of using medical ships to ferry africans into europe
>>682001076I would rather these faggots waste it on pixels instead of funding human trafficking
>>682001092oof that's very gay
The Elden Ring open world is full of meaningful content though. You're telling me you didn't need those chicken wings and mushrooms hidden away in secret areas?
>>682000945>>682001002What's the appeal? Just make a PB&J yourself
elden ring is extremely tedious to replayit's a shame cuz I wanna fight the DLC bosses again
>>682001148because they are gay
I like how the fat fuck sleeps longer
>>682000968The Yetee, sponsors, indie investors, and other sites selling merch have money to funnel back to meet sagging donations and keep the "hype" alive
>>682001092They don't actually. You can just skip to altus through fort reprimand and then skip past the hippo by going through the water side. Of course doing the hippo should be the fastest route easily, lets see if the cuck does it though.
>>682001109>>682001148It's not even close to half, it's maybe one eighth of the DLC why do you think? they're lazy
>>682001090Why fund my local soup kitchen when I can fund 100,000 more i̶l̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶ i̶m̶m̶i̶- refugees to make it into Europe?
>>682001110yeah
>>682001092You don't have to kill anyone to get to Messmer. You can go east through the Church District.
>>682001192he's literally me
>>682001183I agree but I also have 1300 hours in it so I guess I'm part of the problem.
>>682001148they don't want to spoil the dlc
>I really need to concentrate here>Crowd: LETS YELL AND MAKE NOISE
>>682001092you have to kill 0 bosses to reach messmer, which makes it very confusing that they're not explaining what this "showcase" even is
bloodhound fang is making this run pretty boring
>>682000968>>682001123>>682001097>>682001061Holy shit shut the fuck up there’s no money laundering
ok crowd is going out of control now, just randomly screaming and shit
>>682001023
>>682001204oh yeah that makes sense, i bet they still kill hippo though
TOTALLY LEGITIMATE GUYS
thanks anonymous!
>>682001183Just run past everyone like the speedrunners?
>>682001261What are they paying you anon?
Why is his weapon blue during the Smough and Foughstein ripoff? What did he do, int magic+dex?
>>682001180Uncrustables are pre-made PB&J sandwiches with the crust cut-off, so in the time it'd take me to make one and cut the crust off, I could just be having Uncrustables. It doesn't take long to make a PB&J sandwich, but I promise you that I could eat 2-3 by the time you finished making one.
>>682001092you don't, you can get in through the church district if you want and even skip the hippo
>>682001261people on this board are nowhere near intelligent enough to understand money laundering so they'll just scream that word without understanding it's meaning.
>>682001205The full dlc speedrun only needs 3 bosses so calling it a half speedrun sounds about right
>>681999567Fun fact, unless the event gets 200k more donations during the next hours it will be the least amount of money the have made since 2018
>>682001293that's what makes it tedious and boring
>>682001261Sorry Spike.
>>682001283>>682001287Look at these poor fags.
>>682001283that was me tho
>>682001283>>682001287You're welcome.
>>682001226>>682001251>>682001319I assume killing golden hippo is way faster
>>682001287Holy Wholesome Alert!
>>682001261Hello GDQ staff :)
>>682001261Mike...
>>682001243Whats the spoiler? Showing any bosses is a spoiler. Who cares, they spoil games at gdq literally every time, what does it matter the dlc came out 2 weeks ago lol
>>682001305Magic Grease. Free magic damage with no stat investment.
>anon doesn't have 10k to donate
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LORE. TALK ABOUT THE LORE.
>>682001360hmm you're probably right
>>682001330the entire difficulty in the speedrun is the runup to Consort and Consort himself
they could easily just do the 3 required dlc bosses, but aren't because of "muh spoilers"
>>682001321it is easier for people here to think people don't have that much income to waste so obviously it has to be a scam
Just back from work.They are ending the marathon on Super Mario RPG? Fucking why.Who do I need to tweet about this?
>>682001283What else would it be but "legitimate".
>>682001321*tips fedora*
>>681998920Thankfully fucking around with matplotlib is much better than listening to Brutal Mutt co-opt another FromSoft run.
>>682001330the DLC has 11 main bossesa Radahn% run would in no way be a "full dlc speedrun"
After hearing about how bankers and investers literally donate up to 30K to twitch streamers to crossdress, these huge donos don't seem so suspicious anymore.
>>682001385No one wants to talk about gay incest shit
>>682001261Recover from your mono already you retarded fat fuck
>>682001445>forgot imageOff to the transition camp......
>>682001205>>682001251>>682001281Right, if the "DLC run" is just hippo + messmer thats extremely fucking gayAnd doing lion or rellana "just because" isn't even speedrun worthy, just do the optimal route of hippo + mesmer + romina + radahn if you're gonna showcase it
>>682001385Can't expect zoomers to know about Zanzibart, much less spell it.
>>682001385Runners are notorious for not caring about lore
People are saying this game is hard?
christ sake can they just hit 2 million already so these whooping autists can shut the hell up
the optimized boss fights are pretty cool
Guys shut up with the money laundering nonsense, there is absolutely no money laundering going on at GDQ. The management would never do something like that, it would ruin us.
I haven't even gotten to this part of the game and I'm impressed
that Maliketh was insane honestly
>I WANT YOU GUYS TO YELL SO LOUD! HOLY SHIT MAKE IT STOP! IT'S LIKE THE ULTIMATE REDDIT CONVENTION!
>I need some concentration>I WANNA HEAR Y'ALL YELL IT SOOOO LOUD
holy shit these bosses are more scripted then I thought
>>682001261i am onto you kikegeta
>>682001261>>682001321>run a for profit llc>give yourself an undisclosed dollar amount salary because you're not a not for profit>give your friends a salary too>give the rest to charity>comingle your dirty money with the legitimate donations>you and your buddies pay your taxes on your 6 figure salariesIf that's not money laundering you don't know what is.
>>682001473scatter chart feels more soul
that was clean
>>682001494Anon, after 2 million comes 3 million.
boomthat fight got me grippin
>>682001383Thanks.
>FOR THESE LAST TEN NUMBER I WANNA HEAR YOU YELL THE SO LOUD>runner visibly annoyed while hearing thissuffering
>focus>crowd going autism the whole timeNuke the venue
>>682001446Depends if you mean full (dlc speedrun) or (full dlc) speedrun
>>682001473this is great
>i'm gonna call for focus>TEN WOOO
someones gonna donate 10k JUST ON TIME for the elden ring dlc! woo!
8 !!!!!
ANONYMOUS NOYOUR MORTGAGE PAYMENT
Wow we have such deep pockets what the fuck
>>682001553nah the donations always fall off a cliff once they hit their epic milestone
>(((Anonymous))) donates FIFTEEN THOUSAND
>15k anonymous donationlol
There it is.
>>682001473jesus fuck anon, why dont you just randomize everything at this point?
THANK YOU ANONYMOUS
>$15,000Like clockwork bros..
>>682001473ok now this is actually good, way better than the bar graph thing
>>682001261that's exactly what a money launderer would say.....
I'VE GIVEN YOU COURTESY ENOUGH
>>682001473ew now it looks like a fucking dps chart RPG fags love to jerk them selfs off about
>anon 15K donationThe memes are becoming reality
I took an absolutely massive shit guys, it blasted out of my ass for like 10 seconds
Anonymous is so generous
thank you anon for your kind donation
ANONYMOUS 15 THOUSAND DONATION
>>682001570that other anon said fullbesides Radahn is the main story boss but its not like the credits roll
>>682001475and if they don't want to spoil the final boss, do like Putrescent Knight or Bayle as your "goal" Honestly Bayle % could be kinda fun, you need to go through a few bosses up to him
that's cool don't talk about the run, just scream numbers
>max company matchSounds pretty nice, desu
this faggot is so insufferable I'm about to go to bed. Praying the runner murders him
Every event they pull out the million on the last day
>>682001445>>682001473I like it. More readable than the scatter plots.
I feel like there's a Souls run with the crowd counting down to the goy counter every year
The runner is getting fucking pissed>he may need to concentrate but YELL AS LOUD AS YOU CANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>682001473Katakan forever still isn’t fixed?!
Did anyone notice how good Spike looked this marathon?
>donations at 1.25m>go to sleep>wake up 5 hours later>1.95mwhoa, what happened!
What are they even shouting numbers for?
Brutal Melo might be my least favorite of the GDQ staff
>Mario RPG filenameDoes this ever even show in-game?
>anonymous saving us from another trans rights save file namethank you anonymous...
any one of you could start a stream for charity but you won't
Out of curiosity, what do you guys think these anonymous donations are if they're not "real".
i could kick this guys ass in an invasion.1v1 me, pussyboy
A 1 MILLION DOLLAR DONATION WHAT THE FUCK HOOOOYPE OOOOOOOOORB TRANS RIGHTS
>>682001283Sorry, that was me. I'll call my bank tomorrow morning.
This is cringe but nothing will ever be worse than the time Brutal Melo stalled for over an hour to meet some bonus incentive to add BOTW to the schedule
>>682001661and you donate directly to the nonprofit so you can do that kek
All that fake hype is so fucking disgusting.
melo shouting over the crowd and commentators to talk about pointless shit
>>681999606GodfreyGodwyn (not a boss but idc) Godrick GreatJar Alexander (RiP)God of Rick
>>682001687Anonymous was feeling very generous.
>>682001648>all dragon bossesNot even speedrunners want to do that shit KEKAnyways the dragon fights up to Bayle aren't even mandatory EXCEPT dragon man and even that one probably isn't mandatory just faster than going through Charo's hidden grove
just got here -- why the fuck is the audience screaming and interrupting?
>>682001473This is a lot less readable from a glance. The scatter plot gets the idea across a lot more simply
>>682001686Physically? FatEmotionally? FaggotCognitively? Failed all runs he was a part of
damn i wish i could launder money like this
TWO GORILLION HOOOOOOYPE
this run got pretty interesting only for the announcer to become a screaming faggot
Melo is a piece of shit for doing this>I need quiet and concentration>YELL AS LOUD AS YOU CAN
God I'm praying they don't make it even though it's rigged.
>>682001705yeah, it's like god came down from heaven and choked the trans away Himself.
every single modern GDQ finale, the penultimate runs are always ruined by the donation countdown autism
>>682001746i dont think its fake hype. its just autists in the crowd screaming together.
>>682001738that was so awful i turned it off
How many people would notice if he opened up cheat engine right now, everyone is staring at the counter
>>682001721Maybe laundering is the wrong word but wealthy people use things like this to transfer money to themselves in ways that avoid taxation
bro the audio desync is so annoying what the fuck
FUCKING SHUT UP
>>682001721GDQ donating to itself
>trying to listen to the commentary>the crowd and Melo keep yelling over the couch and speedrunnerSGDQ is dead
Could they use that 2 million to fix the out of sync audio ?
2 MILLY INCOMING
Are these people drunk or what? Who the fuck acts like this?
>>682001690Retardation
>>682001448>bankers and investers literally donate up to 30K to twitch streamers to crossdress
>>682001210100% based
>>682001817they assume people donate and need vanity
Holy shit the crowd was really hyped for that fight! I wish they always had this energy!
gdq did it again the mad lads
WE FUCKING DID IT /V/WE FUCKING DID ITI'M CRYING
clap
>>682001448hol' up maybe i should be boymoding...
GET HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEEEEEEEE
very curious timing..
>>682001775You'll eat your words.
WOOHOOOO TWO MILLION DOLLARY DOOS WE DID IT REDDIT! WE DID IT! COOMING AND SHAKING RIGHT NOW!
i dont think people really understand how wealthy some people are and that donating to causes like this looks good (they get a receipt, they dont have to fill in a name)
WE DID IT REDDITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
is this an indian film theater?jesus christ
>>682001829this happens every event and it's cringe every timethese saturday night runs always get fucked by it
why is he playing the cutscene?
WE FUCKING DID IT REDDIT WE LAUNDERED ALL THAT DOSH
All me btw
TWOOOOO MILLIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!! !11!!11!!8888888888888888888888888888
we did it reddit
>>682001829This happens literally every year
haven't they reached like 3.5min the past?
LET'S GO TWITCH CHATGIVE US YOUR MONEY
Can you guys stop talking about the money and just focus on the fucking run?
AND A BUNCH OF YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS NO WAY THEY'D DO IT EARLIER TODAYHAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A GDQ BEFORE?
TRANS RIGHTS!! ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>2 mil hit>3 mins later"ALRIGHT GUYS LETS AIM FOR 2.5 MILLION HYYPPPPEEEEE"
>>682001738>2 hours of GUYS COME ON 5 DOLLAR TRAIN>WE MET BREATH OF THE WILLLLLDYeah I'll never forget that one, at least in this one they went all out with the fake anonymous donations and met the incentive right before time but in that one they actually held the stream hostage.
>2,00,000
Any chance we see the hot MSF shill again?
Contempt is all I contain at this pointthis was supposed to be a comfy eldenring speedrun.
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE AGAIN AT THE LAST MINUTE OF THE EVENT WE HIT 2 MILLIONS!Stupid fake ass garbage tranny event
>>682001687the sponsor companies do this every gdq, big "donations" on the last day.
we did it, reddit
SAY IT WITH METRANS RIGHTSRANSRIGHTS
you're all just as much a part of this as they are whether you like it or not
WHY ARE THEY STILL YELLING YOU HAVE MET YOUR GOD DAMN 2 MILLION
two million gz
Absolutely Kino
>the gay ass LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT chant while the runner is doing the (real) final bossholy shit can you cunts SHUT THE FUCK and show some GOD DAMN RESPECT to the man playing video games fast?you already hit the number
>Cutscene stalling for the crowd to shut upBlanxz must be fuming right now
>everyone cheering>start boss with main title themehonestly kind of sick
>>682001954is this your first gdq
>15k anonymous donation
>>682001892Too late you're already a girl
i really the commentator dies this year
big boy
>talking about a video game at a time like thisuhhh, do you HATE money?
im grippinboom
Did the stream take a shit for anyone else?
what a clean radagon
>>682001949What retarded country formats their numbers like this
LETS ALL CHOP OUR DICKS OFF FOR CHARITY!HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE!!!
>>682001949>Lowest viewer count in years>still bringing in millionsThey aren't even trying to hide how rigged this donation counter is huh.
No 2.5 milly?
Radagon's AI is so simple I picked up the script just playing the game casually.PS if you aren't strafing in your casual playthroughs you should.
>>682001959you mean more people with income watch gdq on weekends, you don't say?
this thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I actually really like the Elden Beast fight
can't you ride the horse in this fight now? or is he on an old patch?
>See you all in six months
>Elden Beast>heuhh sweaty that's a little problematichow do you know it's pronouns?
LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT
why is the sound quality on the stream such ass?
>>682001998I hope you step on glass in the dark.
>>682001902>going to the golf club with Reginald >"Why yes I just donated 15 thousand to autists speedrunning video games, what about you?"
>>682001992he spoke about this on stream before the event, most runners are away this happens if you get this time slot. they're also informed ahead of time. that said the crowd is fucking obnoxious.
the elden beast is... Lapras?
And the crowd goes mild. They really seemed to like those donations, though.
>>682002009he cute
>>682002071I beat your ass tranny
Rate this run!
CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
>>682001937It's souls game it's just a snoozefest spam fiesta. At least the money laundering shitposts are entertaining
the twitch chat chant is the bane of my existence
>>682002059by the end of the event probably, unironically
This thread is going so fast nobody will notice I miss my ex and would do anything to get her back and live with her again.
>>682002127>>682002125SSS
>>682002127ZZZ
Its all so repetitive, the same cycle every final day of GDQ. The same beats over and over and over.
>>682002076anon, he's been dead for a year...
>>682002076easiest $300,000 a week paycheck ever.
>>682002127B (muted)
>>682002127C
>>682001984Cool it with the antisemitism
>>682002127A ( I wasnt listening to the audio)
>>682002127Dthe yelling ruined it
>>682002125A
>>682002125ZZZ unwatchable
>>682002125>>682002127C+
>>682002125>>682002127D run good, crowd bad.
>>682002125D
>>682002125>>682002127BBoring start but when the major bosses came on the strats and quick kills were clean for the most parts
>>682002125>>682002127A enjoyable run with minimal chokes/other bullshit
>>682002123married man sorry faggot
>>682002125>>682002127E for Elden Ring XD
>>682002127B
>>682002127>>682002125C
>>682002125B
>>682002125>>682002127B
>>682002125>>682002127A
>>682002125Bwould be higher with countdown AIDS
>>682002059They have to end on an EPIC number so yes they will stall for the 2.5 mil
>>682002125BThis man sure can play Elden Ring
>>682002125A run tanked from S tier from cringe host and audience
>>682002125A, pretty nice gameplay.>>682002127
>>682002125>>682002127A runZ melo
>>682002125ZzzIs there a score lower than z?
>>682002125>>682002127S
>>682002127Avery solid
>>682002154I miss mine too.
>>682002125>>682002127B it was alright the boss tech was well done
>>682002125>>682002127B-
>>682002125>>682002127Z
>>682002127I'm doing them a C
>>682002125>>682002127C
>>682002154i noticed
>>682002125A. Solid run. Feels unfair to dock points for the crowd.
>>682002154but would you play sonic adventure 2?
>>682002125>>682002127D a mih 'niod m'I
>>682002127A for runnerB overall because of the announcer
>>682002127B would be higher without the cringe
>>682002125>>682002127Zand Z for Elden Trash too for being a mid game
>>682002125>>682002127niceA-
>>682002125>>682002127I just woke up but B?15 minutes under estimateCrowd goes insane and ruins things brings it down
>>682002127>>682002125D for didn't carerun got eclipsed by the million milestone
>>682002127>>682002125A
>>682002125D+. Really hard to stay awake throughout the run but okay commentary.
>>682002125>>682002127The run ITSELF wasn't bad, so B.
>>682001984>bro. show some respect to epic gamer.kek
>>682002154I did. I'm sorry anon. I'm 32 and never had a relationship so I really am sorry
>>682002125ZZZ since there wasn't a run, just money laundering and an obnoxious host.
>>682002127>>682002125D thanks to melo and crowd
It's become the Melo show and I fucking hate itevery single time
>>682002127Z because I tuned in just as "LETS GO TWITCH CHAT"
>>682002125>>682002127BAnnouncer made it bad
>>682002125>>682002127B for Better if only the couch was talking
>>682002127NINETY NIIIINE/10
>>682002125C but brought to a D because of that annoying host brutal melo
his argick impression was actually good
ZZZ for impressions
>>682002154
THIS SANDWICH BE BUSSIN
>>682002127>>682002125D because he's still doing impressions... F... Zzz. Sorry he forced my hand
>>682002125>>682002127unwatchable zzz
>>682002125>>682002127C generic run with excess hype
>>682002125>>682002127B fuck GDQ that announcer and everyone in his family
>>682002167even the threads bitch about the same, retarded and mundane shit (money laundering) every time.
>drug dealer aint text back the entire marathondammit i wanted to try and see if i could stay up the entire weed and watch sgdq on meth
>>682002154she like play games like you?
>dang it bobby>silenceI chortled unironically..
>>682002127A
>>682002125>>682002127F
>>682002125>>682002127Bruined by donations
Another million in 3 hours.. are they gonna do it?
>>682002127>>682002125S
>>682002302Last SEX with Tomoko because I'm not staying up until 3AM for this shit to end.
they should have had the dog go on the last day because this crowd is grim
>>682002154I miss mine too anon. I'm in a loveless relationship atm
>>682002125>>682002127Melo runs need to have a specifier like tranny runsz
>>682002125C
>>682002391Depends if they need to launder another million.
they hit the goal, knock off the impressions
Damn I should buy shadow of the erdtree instead of donating to gdq
>>682002391> guys $100 per jump we can do it for the ANIMALS
>>682002362She played me like a fucking disgaea that's for sure
>>682002125S
>>682002306not a long distance relationship either?
>>682002127A. Run was clean, and it wasn't just wrong warp like every other ER speedrun
>>682002154Im sorry anon
M-Messmer showcase? I hope you all beat the ER DLC by now!
>imagine being ArgickI literally cannot think of a sadder existence. LE WACKY ACCENT I LOVE IRN BRU AND I WEAR A SONIC COSTUME!!!!111!!!He barely scrapes enough money together to get to these events and when he gets there he is just laugh at but has convinced himself he is being laughed with. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. t. half Scot
>>682002125>>682002127D. Run was decent and couch commentary was mostly alright but the announcer and crowd werr insufferable.
im gonna pass out now. it was fun as always. goodnight friends and see you next event.
play his game
>>682001538>>682001771Yeah, I'm too used to the normal scatter plot to look at rating distributions. The whiskers somewhat still show it but nowhere as nice as the raw dots.I'm not switching over to the box plot, but as I said it was much better to implement it than watch a run with Brutal Mutt sperging every other minute.
>>682002125Great Run. Good job.https://youtu.be/veSFrIVKXOY?si=OniXynSGnC5AofSn
>>682002391I'm selling the marrow in my bones currently to make sure we hit 3.5 mil. Let's frickin goooo!
do people really think you can launder money in front of a live audience with a donation tracker website running. have you ever been in contact with the IRS
>>682002154hang on are u tryin ta make me sad again
>>682002391They haven't done $3 million in a while
>>682002460oh, I'm sorry anon
>>682002154you're now imagining waking up with her next to you, realizing she isn't there
>>682002125>>682002127B. It's a good run. I just hate the crowd.
chartfag really is going all in on attentionwhoring huh
>Playing till Messmer That's like what? 3-4 bosses at best? Boring. I wonder what the strat is for the run though? What weapon do they use? Honestly seeing how quickly they beat Rennala would be cool because that shit took me forever.
>>682002391Yes!
>>682002506You don't understand. Mike Uyama is a criminal mastermind.
doin' guy left us..
wait WHAT?Bunny bitch is back??
>>682002127All the people not ranking it honestly for being ruined by the announcer. Not like in the vods there is a mute announcer button. Melo comes with the run, it's a whole package deal. And that package is shit
>>682002564Literally 1-2 bosses LMAO
>>682002564No, there are no bosses between you and Messmer. They're just going to run straight there.
>>682002549Yeah that was pretty much it the first few months. I even felt her breathing while half asleep. It won't happen tomorrow morning. My brain already knows she's gone.
>2.4 Million for 3d culex incentiveDONT FALL FOR IT IDIOTS, THEY HAVENT ADDED SPONSOR MONEY YET, ITLL BE MET REGARDLESS OF YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS!
>meme showcaseYIKES
>Heckin pupperino runFull house>Elden ring skilled runLol no thanks
my heckin' pupperino made a boopie epic sauce!
>mohg already deadoh...
>>682002564you can literally do Messmer first if you want, there are no required bosses before him
>>682002619>>682002627$150,000 for nothing. Pathetic.
not starting from the start of the game... ruined
>>682002360why would you ever do methlove yourself anon
>Proof of concept runfuck thisnot a speedrun
Do you run around and gather scadutre or just bleed bosses?Spoiler free run? What?
This is going to be awful, just like the first elden ring run
He's going to do 2 fucking bosses, hippo and messmer, this is a scam
>"speedrun" of something that just came out>alreadt starting with gear and levels>not even finishing itfuck off
>>682002636yeah i was with a girl for 15 years, it haunts you but it gets better
The bunny hat bitch is back. All the Twitter shit was just attention whoring as usual. Woman moment
>>682002397Goodnight, anon.
>>682002671I just beat messmer after killing every other boss. Somehow I missed the big fucking castle in the middle.
>>682002697Quick, do a charge back! Get your life savings back!
>>682002593>mute announcer runIn what fucking world do you live? >NOOO IT'S TOO SOON TO RUN BOTW TRANNY>PLZ run Elden Rin DLC 2 weeks after it comes outYou guys are hypocrites
>Backhand blades with blood element on it BASED
will this be better or worse than the $50k they got for the runner to piss himself?
wtf hes already got a DLC weapon
>>682002556he needs to post his bear butt, that's the only attention whoring I'd take
>>682002710Was there some discussion on /v/ I missed? It was reinstated after all the whining?
Lmao, not even at this rate are you getting $500k in, what...3 and a half hours?
>>682002709Damn I wish that were me. Better than literally nothing. I would take good times and heartbreak than just literally nothing and loneliness
>already has dlc weaponsinvalidated
>going towards the lionnot even a speedrun then
>collecting fragments This shit made even the speedruns boring.
>>682002506All you have to do is claim exorbitant charity-running costs and recoup the money from the donations.GDQ official documents showed they officially claimed they spent 50k on sandwiches and soda at some point.
>>682002669I was going to reply to this post but I got distracted and now I don't even remember what it is
>>682002125>>682002127D
Guys sorry for donating all that money, I didn't know they would just waltz there and show us places like a tour guide.
>Messmer showcasewtf I demand this fag speedrun through Consort Radahn
>>682002795your samefagging pretty cringe anthony
>already had backhand blade equipped at the start>can't get it without entering the dlcFAIL
I'm scadu level 15bosses are pretty easy to be h
>premade savewhat's the point?
>>682002710all that work and she'll never live up to YSG
I paid 2 million for this shit?
>proof of concept>fully developed character with armor, weapons, and spells that wouldn't be on an all remembrances route>starts with pre-upgraded DLC weaponat least he's doing toward the Lion
>>682002808yeah i experienced all of life so i have no regrets in that regard, but i assume you are younger so just sort your personal issues out and you'll be ready again
wow future DLC runs look bleak
scorpions are arachnids you dip
>>682002903Can't you get to the DLC in like 15 minutes anyway?
>>682002893All the bosses are fine except Radahn.
>>682002874>Consort Radahnwtf I didn't play the DLC yet did Miquella groom Radahn to buttsex him?
>>682002910You paid 2 million? That was all me!
>>682002918I don't know if it's personal issues. Just hard to find women on dating apps and meeting women outside of them is a crapshoot
>>682002946yeah Radahn couldn't resist that golden bussy
>please join the discordNO!
>>682002946Miquella is literally mindcontrolling him yes
Already 22k in 10 minutes /v/ :)
>dlc only speedruncan't you just start at 99 in all stats? i know the scadutree fragments matter a lot but i assumed max stats will help
>>682003018Spoiler that shit
had to close the stream, that spider scared me too much
>>682002978>>682002910You did as well? But then in that case why aren't them at 6 million?Fucking Uyama
>>682002937not really, and you have to beat a fairly challenging boss
>spike is on the 3 hr final run couchso much for comfy vibes
reasons why this is fake:>radahns moveset, reused movesets from godfrey, maliketh, and even pontiff from ds3 (see the end of the fight)>horrendously slow and chunky animations>nonsensical lore implications>neither radahn or miquella say anything throughout the entire fight. every major boss so far has said something when they die, at the very least. just look at the messmer leak too, he says something while dying. but radahn and miquella are completely silent. it also doesnt help that the cutscene was skipped both times.>when he dies, the player gets 12,420 runes right away, then suddenly 500k.>when you receive the rememberance of the boss, what the fuck would it even have? radahns armour or greatswords, items that players already own?>when the transition cutscene happens, it looks suspiciously like godfreys>miyazaki has explicitly stated that base game characters will not interact with the DLC, except very minimally if so. what makes you think one of the most major bosses would somehow be reused?
Why the FUCK is super Mario RPG the finale? Why would ANY RPG be the last game?
>>682003081That time is donation time, friend.
>>682002929the new scadu curve adjustment is actually good for speedruns, that's 2-3 scadu redeems less for decent damage
sorry, melo, i'm donating for TRANS RIGHTS
>>682003081Based Spike enjoyer
>>682003094RPGs used to always be the final game, junior
>Melo still going full throttle on donation pushing My god, I don't know what the fuck GDQ pays Melo but it must be an insane amount of money to be so obnoxious and go so hard at pushing for donations.
>>682003094it's a GDQ staple, but only when it's Puwexil doing it
divine kino dancing lion
>>682003092god watching them cope over the leak was some of the most fun I've had on /v/
>lvl 180he's not authorized to beat the game
>>682003048The fragments are like 100% extra damage and 60% less damage taken, they're a lot.
>>682003094Anon, I...
>>682003114Based illiterate anon
>>682003094Last runs are usually just long RPG runs so people start saying goodbye and the threads can die slowly.
>>682003092lmao i wonder how that guy feels now
>>682003081Oh fuck off. No he isn't. PLEASE tell me you are joking.
>>682003092that leak was an early beta build so about half of these were right to be pointed out and arent the case in release
>>682002981well i mean you're posting in v about it so you do have some issues to sort out before you can do an honest relationship again right?
>>682003160>>682003160>>682003160>>682003160
>>682003094They almost always do a long RPG last
What is the point of fighting the Lion if he's not doing all Remembrances?
>>682003092reminder a sizable portion of this board thought the leaks were fake
>>682003170>againI never started. 25 khhv here
>>682003167>Oh fuck off. No he isn't. PLEASE tell me you are joking.Sorry anon...
>Killed Lion with the Star Fist Wow.
>>682003167>posting your own troll twitter
>>682003120>>682003129>>682003153>>682003157I'm 37 and have watched all GDQs. I guess I just tune out at the end. I'm also in England and it's now 5AM. I just assumed it was Metroid until the last few years because we never here "save/kill the animals" I thought it was like a Super Mario 64 or something. Wild. Egg on my face
>>682003227you aren't the person i was responding to then, he was talking about his ex
>>682002981Why are you looking for women in that way. You're on 4chan, you're not the intended audience. Try and go for girls more aligned to your interests
The further we move forward in time the more likely a thread is to devolve into /r9k/posting
>>682003081What is the problem people have with spike?
>>682003620go easy guy who doesn't care at least the persona he presentsi think it makes some insecure
which is sent but he is a dirty hobo so i guess people can look down on him
>migged the entire time>time is running out>running out of migsno lads noi love migging
>>682003298a potential trans on your face? that's what gdq is trying to say at least
>>682003620the gravely bloviating timbre and cadence of his voice is like spikes in my ears and his need to fill every second of dead air kills any kind of atmosphere or groove, it's just his "performance" dominating the whole experience
>>682004442you mean how he talks through his nose yes it is annoying but he at least is a positive person
>>682004615for sure, he's a bro, but I'm speaking as an audience loaded on sedatives watching dozens of hours of this shit
>>682004792fair i seemed to miss all runs he was around so i might only remember the positives outside of the grating kek
