meow
przynieś mi piwo szmato
OwO
>>682667556That's a funny cat you get there anon.
>>682667556MIAO
>>682667556Meow
>>682667556
>>682670171Yes the dev is a massive coomer and so are fans of his game, not like anyone would admit that out loud.
>>682667556update when?
>>682668785she looks like she only likes men with shrimp-sized shrimp-shaped penises
>>682670171
they ruined her
>>682670321Still would.
Carrefour Poland marketing team circa 2022 after introducing Kerfuś and seeing the online reaction to itAlso half of the Polish nation circa 2022 seeing the international online reaction to Kerfuś
Carrefour is french, why tf do they have these things everwhere abroad but not in France
>>682670537Kerfuś was 100% a Polish idea. Just because it was realized in a French supermarket chain doesn't mean the French had anything to do with it, capitalism 101. Burger Drwala in Polish McDonalds is also a 100% Polish idea despite it being sold in a American fast food chain.
>>682670537niggers
>>682670685Well fuck export them to France already damn!!!
>longstanding ally becomes an antagonistgames for this?
>>682670310DELETE THIS
>>682670310SEXOOOOOO
>>682671138kerfus sex
>>682670310but i want to finish on her face
Kerfur with thicker thighs and bigger softer ass mod
>>682672285no touching the ears
>>682672341>"Nie dotykaj moich uszu, miau~"
>>682667556SEKS WITH KERFUSH
>>682672364>no cum on my ears :3
>>682672526>"W strefie pakowania znajduje się artykuł, który nie powinien się tam znaleźć. Usuń go, przed kontynuacją operacji."
Meow
>>682670171https://youtu.be/qvCGqhShNnk
>>682670321>upgraded Vslam+
>>682672965cute
Did Nose go through with the shitty player model?
>>682667556Made for BBC (Big Bandera Cock)
>>682674723sexooooo
cato roboto
>>682667556Where's the update Ivan?
forced social media meme is forced
hope the next update is significant enough to have discussions here for more than a few days
>>682675471>forcedNope, just an effective marketing campaign from the land of the blooming onion. Too effective in fact, given how it was only meant to market Carrefour in Poland and instead it grew into a global Internet phenomenon. Originally it was just one autonomous robot in Warsaw driving around offering PepsiCo products and now it's a household name.
>>682670321that nose looks too doglike -.-
>>682675717well, it's working.
>>682667556meow meowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwCojCJ3-Q
>>682675717Sexoooooo
cuddling with arirs >>682675680
>mrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7yCtDdE_4c
These cat robots a cute.There's a Shabu Shabu chain in Japan that uses them to supplement waiters and it was very fun
>Arirals land and set up camp>Leave a pack of shrimp at their campsite on the red pillow as a peace offering>Later by the tower I find a bunch of tapes, both red and green>ALL of them explodr violently when placed into the computer>Before this some poison MREs spawned out of thin air around the desk like mirage cheeseburgers but were unfortunately realwtf arirals
>>682680235only little jokeyou still alive yes?
how do i build a kerfus gf?
Does anyone have recommendations for similar comfy autistic simulators? I know of Signal Simulator, and I'd even throw in My Summer Car into this category. Doesn't need to be about aliens, or horror, just comfy.
>>682675717Honestly they should make a mini one for homes. Something like a roomba with a cupholder
>>682670289From what I hear, in the next couple of weeks or so.
I came for the cute cat robot. Is this game actually good?
>>682667556What video game robot is that robot from?
>>682683061that specific one is from voices of the void
>>682670321There’s a restaurant in Halifax that uses her
>>682682959Do you like immersive sims like Signal Simulator?How about relatively slow-burn horror unless you do really specific things?Do you like ayy lmaos?If yes, you might enjoy it. If anything, it's free.
>>682680080
>>682683270Interesting, I might give this game a try
>>682683987It's the kind of game that's best experienced blind, so be careful and don't look up anything about it.
>>682682959Tediously tend to signal sats and download their data. Eventually you can streamline the process, buy a TV, import videos and watch them while you wait for sats to download data. Very comfy, occasionally something tries to horribly murder you
>>682684061Gotcha thanks
feel a bit sorry for cute cat robots being enslaved
>>682670310THIS is how you successfully subjugate and enslave humanity.You don't need killer robots. You don't need androids.You just need mobile onaholes with cute monitor faces.
Dead "game"
zabić kerfusia, uciąć kerfusiowi łeb, zajebać kerfusiowi z półobrotu aż padnie na chodnik, zrobić wsad kerfusiem do kosza, ukrzyżować jebanego kerfusia, nasrać kerfusiowi na ryj, wystrzelić kerfusia w słońce, usmażyć kerfusia w woku, wrzucić kerfusia do aktywnego wulkanu, naszczać kerfusiowi do środka, wrzucić kerfusia do rębaka, ukręcić kerfusiowi łeb, zgłosić kerfusia do urzędu skarbowego
>>682685236totalna śmierć kerfusia
>>682668785i want to please myself by using this catfish as an oral onahole
>>682670321>Make it more catlikeA robocat will do
>>682668785>off modelNeeds another rack
ween jobel pley next?
>>682682959Considering you can play it for free, it's okay, but the gameplay is mostly chores.
>>682670451Nah, they even started selling Kerfuś merch for a while after it blew up.It's all over now, though. Haven't seen the robot here in Warsaw since last year.
>>682685236I don't speak a lick of polish and I instantly understood the entire contents of this post
>>682670321making fun of your kerfus for being outdated
>>682685973really? i can buy and mod my own kerfus? if this thing has any kind of data collection they are not going to like what they see
>>682685910Probably with the new map coming with the new update.
>>682684061Don't listen to this fag. Game either does not explain some of its mechanics (warming up food) or hides them somewhere in FAQ (dish repairs).
>>682685973I meant that in the sens of:-Boss, I have good and bad news.-Start with the bad.-People want to fuck him.-Hmm. And the good one?-Kerfuś was a marketing success.-Ahhh, amazing! What do you mean people want to fuck him? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK HIM!
>>682686281Well explain everything he's going to need to know while you're here, doctor!!
>>682686136They didn't sell the robot, they sold tacky t-shirts with mediocre anthros.
I MUST get my hands amongst other things on a Kerfus!
Are you eating the official Kerfus snack?
>>682686281>or hides them somewhere in FAQThe FAQ is actually very helpful. You don't need to explain things from it, just tell the person to read it.>>682684371Also, remember that there is an FAQ button in the menu. Useful for light guidance and understanding how to import pictures and 3D models for custom decorations.
Is it possible to keep up with your quota without having to sell random junk for upgrades? Seriously, I thought you're supposed to be posing as a researcher not running a flipping pawnshop
>>682687742I don't remember struggling with it. Maybe 0.7 changed things, but I actually had to increase the difficulty so that I didn't get bored with the game too quickly.
>No updates since marchNot like this griftbros
>>682687742processing level determines your quota so as long as you don't rush to upgrade that too much before you can actually process tapes at a reasonable rate you should be okay
>>682688078Patreon is a death sentence for a game.
>>682687742I've played the latest build blind on default settings without any problems, except I missed the whole selling junk with item boxes part. The missions are scaled to your upgrades anyway, at least the filter level. Maybe you've jacked your timescale in options?
>>682687742For me the main thing was using waypoints to drive between dishes. Also either get the Kerfus ASAP to repair dishes or distribute a few protection disks a day. However once you optimize the dailies, there's not much else to do in the game. Signal stuff isn't great.
>>682687742
>>682670776Legit question at the risk of sounding like a retard. Wouldn't the fact that carrefour staunchly insists on only having one entrance to the far right of the store, which is an annoying company policy, fuck with the path programming?
>>682667556Tranny furry fetish game.
>>682687914I actually had to put the game down for a while because the quota guy kept asking for level 2 drives that took longer than the entire day to fully process.>>682688146>>682688238I didnt know about the scaling thing so that might explain why I was getting filtered. Still, isnt it a race to get max tier everything before day 80?
>>682689290You need to upgrade processing speed then.
>>682689290I don't think you need to worry about getting even close to that far without hitting max upgrades unless you just don't do your job or intentionally fuck around and prioritize spending all your baobucks on stupid shit like trying to fill the emergency shower pool up with batteries
if you aren't playing it with 512 cockroaches you aren't really playing the game
