Gamer Archive
>>682749674Only the Chinese would cook a cat.
>>682749590don't bully yuuka
>>682749930You will never be a janitor.
cunny archive
Toki Archive
What is the story of Blue Archive?
>>682750614As someone who knows nothing, it is about a city full of high schools and everyone has a halo that stops them from dying, except you are a teacher who doesnt have one.How did I do?
>>682750614Some kids need a teacher to guide them or they will start robbing banks, try to kill each other or use v2 rockets.
>>682750614World is run by superhuman teenage girls with access to military grade firearms and weapons they use daily to do the equivalent of punching each other.You play as the sole ADULT in the world and basically keep the peace by loving and caring for every single girl.
>>682749590Slumping reminder
>>682750614You are in charge of a bunch of brats who need correction. You do an awful job though and hjinks ensue.
>>682750821>>682750846>>682750978Fuck, that sounds actually interesting and cute.
We love Neru here.
So is it better than Genshit and Heroes?
>>682751263you don't get cucke here so I guess it depends whether you are a subhuman or not
>>682751503nothing wrong with being cucked and a cuck my triggered snowflake
Neru Marriage
>>682751579>nothing wrong with being cucked and a cuckwrong
Cheating on Neru After Marriage
>Grand ShiroKuroI'm SO not looking forward to this.
Am I able to love more than one girl?
>>682751663It is and you behaving like a thin skinned tumblrina snowflake wont change a thing
>>682750614The world revolves around (you), and bad things happen but (you) are there to stop them.If there's a cute girl who does bad things, remember that she's just a victim of circumstance.
>>682751771They're your students and you should love all of them equally
>>682750978picked the fuck up
>>682751815What would happen if (You) got hurt?
>>682751916It would be extremely painful
>>682751916there's a whole volume in the story dedicated to answering that question
>>682751916this happens in the story but I don't want to spoil it
>>682751140>>682751848It is a very unique and fun setting!But it's a gacha!Never forget this before you get sucked in! It's your last chance, you need to understand we have no rights in this world they're going to rape you, you need to ru
>>682751779>It is and you behaving like a thin skinned tumblrina snowflake wont change a thingwrong. If sick people are getting insulted and belittled at every opportunity they will once again enter thier closet or stop entirely if they feel it is no longer accepteble behaviour
Which girl has the fattest ass?
>>682752441
>>682752441Who's assing?
Which girl has the tightest tummy?
>>682751019Kill yourself tranny.
Who Kannass this early in in morning?
>>682753906How am I to love all my students equally?
>>682750614Young people are stupid.Women are stupid.(You), an adult (extremely rare speciment never seen before by most of these girls), gets sent to a world full of nigh invincible teenaged women who shoot each other with anything from .22 to 120×570mm on a daily basis since that hardly kills them.It's your responsability to guide, teach, and help them solve their problems, lest someone fucks everything up again, probably.
>not on PC>gameplay is non-existent>but it has cute lolisGuys, what do
>>682754351Do not post this thing.
>>682754434Cum
>>682754434>non-existentzoomers really can't play anything that doesn't have bingbingwahoo or ADHD-compliant gameplay, can they?
The gameplay gets surprisingly involved later on.
>>682749590Great image
>>682754136with your heart
>>682754434Gameplay is completely fine imo. Just normal missions are too easy.
Drill status?
>>682754678Not that anon, but autobattlers are game for subhumans that manage to be like idle game but worseDon't be an Autobattler
>>682754887140 coins. UZQueen is amazing.
>>682750821If the plot is about you managing your young students, why are two of the characters two girls with giant titties in bunny suits? How does that fit the school setting?
>>682754906You're not getting anything done with auto battle in this game
>he uses auto
>>682754902>security :)
>>682755008Sometimes they need to dress up in bunny suits for plot reasons. And these particular students just happen to be more developed in the chest area. Now stop asking silly questions!
>>682750978>sole ADULTsole HUMAN adult (which is strange because the students aren't all human anyway). There non-human adults around
>>682755186Are those girls meant to be humans but with halos above their heads? Why are some of them catgirls or straight up Demon lolis?
>>682754286>probablyThere's no probably there, we literally see what happens if there is no sensei in a timeline
>>682754434gacha and gameplay do not go well togetheret. reformed miHOMO gacha player
>>682755420Yeah, but I'm talking from the perspective of a new player.The short dialogue with the president during the opening train ride suggests that this is at the very least a second attempt.
>>682755515I also played Genshin for years. It was meh, the girls were cute though. How is BA?
>>682756034I've played both too, BA girls are not only far cuter but are actually good beyond just appearance.
>>682754887First time I did all 3 runs on max difficulty. I have quite a few students but I can't afford to bring all of them to the level cap to make them efficient.
>>682754902Thanks honey
>>682754887it's free
>pedo archiveleave
>dork archivestay
>>682756815hypnotizing this dork
>Racism Archive stay
>this thing archivestay
EoS ETA?
>>682755129>"playing" a gacha "game"I *will* brainlessly copy the meta team comps and I *will* consistently place gold regardless.
>>682757326now
>>682752080Imagine the smell. No, seriously, imagine the smell.
>>682749590Rabbit Archive.
>>682759693fat fuck
>>682759958
Are we bird posting now?
birbs
Sure
Is there a way to re-watch momotalks?
When are they announcing the 3.5 anni student?
>>682760273YouTube.
>>682760315Seriously? No in game replay?
>>682760302next stream on the 21st
Mika alt when
>>682760353I think there was in the story tab, forgot where exactly
>>682754351I would swear her eye lighted up for a moment
>>682755008It was part of an event story where they had to infiltrate a cruise ship where bunny suits were the uniform. Normally, they're dressed in maid outfits because Millenium is filled with such shameless weebs that a maid outfit is actually camouflage.Also they saved Blue Archive please remember to thank them.
>>682760193birb
>>682760570>lightedPlease go ask your 4th grade English teacher for a remedial lesson
>>682760474neverever
>>682755350Because they're demons duh. Don't ask about the rest, this is the only confirmation we have on different races being a thing.
>>682749590Is that a reference to that one vn?
>>682760782Thanks for the cash injection
>>682760946What race is Karin?
>>682761140It is.
>>682760782Neru ruined Blue Archive thoughbeit
>>682759710Rude.
Is now a good time to start playing?
>>682761573It always is.
>>682761468
>>682755350They never explained and likely never will. A lot of the specific setting details are purposely left up in the air because actually trying to come up with a consistent logical explanation is messier than letting their playerbase make up their own fanfiction as to why. They put it in because they like it. It calls to mind the image of one of the Evangelion writers saying he decided to name it Evangelion because it sounded really cool. The same applies here. Come up with your own schizo theories why after you read the story.
>>682761573Yeah, you there is anniversary with double rate up starting on the 30th. Hoard everything until then.
>>682761573free 100 rolls soonit's split into multiple days though so you can't reroll abuse it
>>6827615733 or so months ago was the time so you could have started saving for BluefesThat's a banner where the 3% droprate is doubled to 6% and has 2 incredibly powerful limited students on the banner.You've got 3 weeks to do all the permanent content and collect your newfag pyros. Chop chop.
Why does Ayane even exist?
>>682749590no one in this board will get the reference
>>682762747Because she's cute, capable, handy, dependable, professional, smart and hardworking!
>>682762747semen on glasses
>>682751019Based.
>>682762989Why did they make Ayane stunningly beautiful in her memorial? She's actually too beautiful for me to look at for too long so I took her off my lobby rotation.
>>682763419Someone fell for elf propaganda
>>682762747I'm probably in the minority on this, but I find Ayane to be the cutest Abydos.
There should be adult human women faculty like a perpetually tired school nurse or a super cheery guidance counselor who can go into a rage easily.
>>682762747I didn't care for her much but she was given enough exposition for me to warm up to her. She's not just a dorky glasses character like you'd think.
>>682761390Maid, obviously
I prefer Kanna fanart in her uniform, she's a lot sexier this way.
Dead game, dead thread, EOS soon
>>682765789Thread speed does not equate to game popularity
>>682765789shut the fuck up you mute freak
>>682765789based>>682765947stoooooop
Do you forgive Rio yet?
>>682766134Who?
Maaaan, knowing Dorontabi worked on this game got me excited. Its only like, 15-20% loli. Dissapointing.
>>682765712bASSed
>>682751019>doesn't complain about steam or valve gamesgo fuck yourself.
>>682766134Of course I forgive one of my precious students. She's reformed now and won't do anything like that again. Surely there are no heartless Senseis that wouldn't forgive her, right?
>>682766134Her apology was hard to reject
>>682765789All me
>>682754434Downloading it on bluestacks solves your first gripe
>>682762747Exists for flipping up her skirt and bullying her for only owning plain white panties.
Koharu had a very long day and finally went to bed. Please do not wake her up with your mlems. No more mlems below this post.
>>682754434You can download a phone emulator but it's genuinely better on phone/tablet because of the UI. No one will make fun of you for playing a game on your phone.>but it has cute lolisYou're going to be disappointed once you get a taste of the actual roster. We are JK Archive. Most of the lolis are actually hebes that porn artists draw as lolis or aren't as good as the rest of the cast like Hina. Or, in the case of Cherino, they're completely insufferable.
>>682767494>but it's genuinely better on phone/tablet because of the UIonly thing that's superior on those god forsaken devices is petting your students
>>682749674look at her go
>>682767494Isn't there only one or two girls age 12 or under?
>>682750614women are all retarded so when their leader keeping them in check suddenly disappears, they realize how bad it is and need Sensei(Chad).And that's where the main character comes in, helping students with their daddy issues
>>682754902cute
>>682757870the smell of estrogen
>>682768143What is this autism? >>682768176I have never smelled that.
>>682768143>seia got two views>default one from the uploader herself>one from Sensei (Me)>entire video watchedWhy yes, I do support my students.
>>682768143Just started playing this game last week. Surely none of these girls would rape me
>>682768480based seia impregnator
>>682768143What kind of music does Kayoko listen to?
>>682768143>sensei rape tutorialso, kivotos has an .onion tube?
>>682768143I don't like this image because Michiru, Seia, and Yuuka would be sad about their low viewer count.
>>682761932you actually can if you start on the final day of the banner, that way you get the 100 rolls at once, they're not specifically given on each day, they just accumulate on the banner itself over the week. you just have to be smart about it and not miss the timing or the rolls will disappear along with the banner. you can start rerolling a day early to be safe but you'll have 20 less rolls to work with
>>682752080none of the ones in that picture are capable of pulling that up so sensei will be the one to take the initiative
>>682768880>Michiruwould be sad but keep her head up and try to find out a way to improve>Seiawould not care at all about views, would probably be ecstatic with the fact sensei watched it>Yuukawould be confused and have no idea why it would be so low would also nag sensei asking why he didn't watch it
Do NOT post:BweeehhDorosMlemNeruKannassbwoIn this threadthanks
>>682769641But you just posted all of them.
>>682769716nyo?!?!?!paradoxes my only weakness...
>>682769828someday all this mleming will come back to bite you...
>>682769828nyoooooo
>>682769881proofs????
>>682769219Yes, sad in their own ways. I don't like seeing my students sad. I will viewbot their channels.
>>682769641
>>682766381she built a fucking CITY and enslaved an innocent girl for a plan that was never going to work. this kind of shit can not be written off as misguided mistakes of youth. no one threatened her or pushed her into a corner, there was no reason for her to do all this shit without discussing it with others and coming up with an actual plan. compared to Saori, who was actually poorly raised, led astray and misguided, yet ended up understanding her mistakes and made strides to rectify them, this retarded entiteled cunt simply ran away from responsibility and deserves no forgiveness.
Long hair > Short hair. Every student with long hair is immediately more attractive than the men haircuts.
>>682770067nyooooooo?!>>682769987i got proofs???d...
>>682749590
>>682770308you didn't need to put it like that
Rio's crimes are nothing compared to those of Pink haired students
>>682770339Generally I agree. Neru though...
>>682770339Then why do I want Marina to sit on my face? Check and mate.
sniffa
>>682770448once she appears in person, admits her mistakes, makes amends and scrubs all the floors in Millenium then we can talk about mercy
>>682770696What does she smell like?
>>682770774Milk and salty coins
chibi seggs
is it true that koharu is a skeleotn?
>>682772445
>>682751184No we don't. We hate n*ru here.
>>682770308You're a bad sensei.
>>682773110oh yeah, and why is that? remember what was said to tShiroko at the end of volume F. none of that can be applied to Rio. it weren't the circumstances that pushed her to do it, not the environment, not bad adults. she was in a position of power with a million options at her disposal, yet she chose the most retarded, destructive actions to take. blindly forgiving everyone isn't what Sensei does. he protects and believes in every single one of his students though, no matter what. Rio can be redeemed and forgiven, but she has to make the effort towards it first. properly, that is, not what she did in volume F
>>682772961No we don't. We love Neru here.
Neru is goodShe's not my #1 student but I can still love her anyway
>>682772961I like Neru
THE CEO OF RACISM
>>682770774Stinkyhttps://files.catbox.moe/sq0xut.jpeg
>>682754737My cock sandwiched between their tummies and flat chests
>>682776164my princess
>>682776164Miga
>>682776164Schizo
>>682751579sea monkey spotted
>>682766339Neck yourself egs jeetschizo
>>682776567Who?
>>682757156no fatties allowed
>>682776652Anon, Counter Strike's pull rates are worse than most gachas.
>>682776823It's funny how CS is actually far more of a gambling game than gachas. At least with BA and the like you're not doing it for money, you're doing it for jpegs of cute girls. With CS, you're doing it for skins that can sell for hundreds of dollars on the Steam market. The moment you add real world money into the output of a gacha, that's when it ACTUALLY becomes no different than a slot machine. But of course /v/ won't complain about it because its filled with thirdies on potatoes that can only run Source games.
>>682767910Yes, but we also have characters like Neru and Hina who are teens but stunted. Hina's Summer event has her explicitly say she still fits in her elementary school swimsuit.
>>682778950At least she's slowly growing, the story behind Dress Hina is that she tried to wear her elementary school dress, but it all easily ripped when she tried to put it onUnfortunately Hina stops Sensei from coming in to seeAt least the new dress was choosen by Sensei
>>682749674bro is COOKED
>>682749590They are all so cute and funny ToT
>>682770774almonds
>>682778950She stopped growing at some point and will always stay the same
>>682780458Does that mean she died young?
/v/aca wonbru/a/ca lost
>>682781449wtf...how could you betray us like that...
>>682781449theyre our sister thread...
>>682780458imagine
>>682776439Imagine the paizuri
>>682783176Women can't get paizuri
>>682783176https://cdn.donmai.us/original/69/3e/__mika_blue_archive_drawn_by_sushimo__693e77160dd12e3cad130d3d31009aec.png
>>682783789>secondary proportions
is /v/ ready for another GA shirokuro?
>>682783789
The next banner is Arius, right?
>>682788114Just Misaki and Atsuko.
>>682760254Birds are not important
>>682788350rude
Do we know why the halos exist yet?
>>682760782WHY was there a casino cruise ship stocked with hundreds of underage students in skimpy bunnysuits?
>>682788421They exist to contain the flood
>>682788607At least they're not literal ships wearing this
>>682788217Saori welfare and Hiyori bluefes?
>>682789398What? Are you talking about JP? I'm talking about global.
>>682770774Dry, acrid, tangy, sharp. Overwhelming in close proximity, enough to slightly deaden the senses and blank out the mind for a moment. It's like running into a wall nose first, and hard to get used to.Ancient paper yellowed by age, ink, dried sweat, concentrated girlfunk about the pits and neck caused by too many layers of clothing worn just a bit too long, barely perceptible scent of oily hair buried under all the rest.If you have a book at least 20 years old (ideally more), hold it right up to the nose. Imagine the addition of the sharpest, about to expire cheddar, a tang of salt.That's Ui.
>>682790070Thanks I gagged IRL.
Does this game ever give discounts?Like how Warframe will throw you a 70 percent off ticket.
>>682790936no, at best you get better deals in anniversary
>take a look at Miyako's stats>realize she's comparable to Yuuka>put her on PvP team>best of all time high rank 58I think I found a permanent second tank. Bring me victory, my perma-horny hobo daughter.
>>682791989>have almost a 5 star miyako from all the dupes I got of her>no swimsuit miyako yet
>>682792661>5* from dupesHoly shit bro, that's a lot of bunny dupes.To be honest, she's a do nothing tank, just like Yuuka. Her stun feels kinda shit too. But when it comes to surviving, she gets the job done.Looking at her unique item, only the first tier feels worth it, the Lv2 upgrade seems kinda shit.Man, this rabbit is just way too erotic.
Faust Archive
/v/ likes Miyako now?
No
we always did
Nihahaha
>>682792661>been playing the game since wakamo release and still have neither miyakoPlease come home
I like fucking Saki in front of Miyako and making her shlick to tears
>>682793641Wrong retard
When did anybody dislike Miyako?
She hated me first
>>682791989>>682792912plapping...
Plana Plapping
I want to take mushrooms with this idiot.
I love...green Momoi.
I fucking love Kanna
I love fucking Kanna
>>682793824To be honest, Sensei was the guy who apprehended them, and the one tasked with supervising them. She had plenty of reason to be skeptical.Her pride was probably stung quite hard by the way they got their asses handed to them by a traffic cop like Kirino.
>>682793753Haha that's our miyako!
our HEROINES
>>682762747she is cute but the giant glasses make her look like a dork
wolf seggs
My son is very cute.
>>682797527is that
>>682766134I'll forgive her but no sex
>>682793753Genuinely knew some girls that love dick too much but hate men
>>682797745No you didn't.
>>682752080Imagine the headpats
>>682793641
>>682797745Very relatable, most people in this website love pussy and hate women.
>>682798221for good reasons
>>682797586didn't watch the anime at all, how many episodes is Koharu in?
If Miyako was real, I could not possibly hold back in front of her.
>>682799316w-why is her crotch area glowing red??
>>682799750Why wouldn't they?
>>682797227>get to Vol F>all of the glasses girls take off their glasses
>>682800017
>>682800223there are artists that like glasses in the gamebut the one that calls the shots seems to hate them lmao
>>682762747Her Momotalks were the best from Abydos IMO.Made me want to take care of her.
I ACTUALLY GOT HER BEFORE THE EVENT ENDED IN AN HOUR.My problem solver 68 collection only grows. Dress Aru next.
>>682802006enjoy your bratcouldnt find the image I wanted to post :(
you didn't beat the tactical challenge
>>682752472>pooped blood on him
>>682797527what a cutie
>>682802712>newfag of 3 months>saving for bluefes so no units>barely scaping by on PvP with 4* Yuuka and 3* Tsubaki>have somone 10 levels higher than me dead to rights with his Iori and 3 tanks>Iroha just pops out of nowhere and annihilates my team from like 40-60% health
>>682754286Adults aren't rare, HUMAN (or at least non-animal/robot) adults are rare
>>682772961This. NERU HATE!
huevo de koharu uma delicia
>>682803785>Koharu greets me with "good porning" one morning >She goes completely red >Meanwhile I'm trying to process what the fuck she just said
>>682803785that hand belongs to a fatass
>>682803785Huevo, koharu, huevo!
>>682797527maki is a tomato!
>>682803785it's ovo not huevo...
>>682804498who cares? all meme languages sound the same
Am autistic girl and her cat
>>682803785
>>682804024>not goon porning
How do I unlock the "fast forward to next week" skill?
>>682805537Get blackout drunk every day 7 times
>>682805537A lot of Xanax
>>682805808
>>682805808No.Not buying pakeji either.
>>682805995who the fuck is under the table?
>>682805995Is this loss
>>682805808>>682805995Why is Sensei a manslut?
>>682805808>Plana cosplaying as Arona to get sensei to plap her rude
>>682805808don't have sex with your students, it's wrong
Sensei owes his students sex
test
>>682807861Wrong, though some students owe Sensei sex
>can't beat 11-5>can't beat the story boss in chapter 3It's over...
>>682808160we got another one
>>682808160bricked...
>>682808160Time to grind levels!
>>682805537Tell Hanae you're having trouble sleeping. Maybe she's got some poison they used for sleep inducing from the medievil times.
Menhera Archive.
>>682808610god I wish menhera were real
Mutsukibros.. archive
birb archive
birb
Imagine her feet after a long patrol.
>>682808610haruka mentioned
>>682809305You're going to break the servers if you post any more.
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>>682810804
>>682810864This is my favorite 'haru.
I HATE the Arius shitters
>>682810934I love all my 'harus but this is my favorite
>>682811397Saori status?
>>682812084Still owes me sex
>>682812084SAORI OWES ME SEX
>>682812203>>682812225woah sexmind
>>682812503
>>682808936mutsuko is the ultimate ojisan bait and she knows it
>>682808027this is the way
is BA the CUTEST gacha? the chibis are so adorable and constantly getting in goofy situations, and it seems to inspire a lot of fan arts that KAWAII as fuck
When are we getting summer Justice 2?
>>682814225Maybe
>arius week>GA week
>>682814749how did she do that?!?!?
>>682814813That's Cool Chise
time to ignore the GA until the final day
Which Blue Archive girl is for me exclusively?
>banned for posting porn on a thread being archived>againFuck you mods im posting some pussy and you cant stop me
>>682816025arona
If I started playing, how do I get Toki and Neru? Hypothetically...
>>682750614Epstein isekai'd to a world where he's basically the lone adult with a bunch of high school girls of varying body types so there's always a new sort of hebe.
>>682816334>TokiWait for her banner to come back>NeruThe same or pray you get lucky with your rolls.
>>682816434They're not likely to come back, are they?
>>682816525They will 100% come back, just not anytime soon, I'm pretty sure Toki just got reran a few months ago and maybe Neru too
Game dev club saved blue archive
>>682754434play genshin or zzz
>>682808160For El Filtro de Newfag, high 40s is about the level I did it. Chise is useful against the nuns. Get Haruka to use her skill until she's repositioned away from the rest of your units so they take less fire. Make sure to get level 30 equipment on everyone if you can
>>682816334Bunny Toki can spook you rolling on any banner. Ditto for Neru. Regular Toki is limited however, but she's getting a rerun in a few months and you should have enough even if you dump every last Pyro on bluefes. Which you should
>>682815887based bwo same
Fucking the crazy out of Haruka.
>>682817035I think Toki is perfect for me. How do I know what girls are good for me?
>>682817525Stop being a coomer.
Place your bets for 3.5
>>682817615As soon as Toki marries me.
>>682817525Play the game nigga. You might go in thinking "X will be my student" then the main story might have one that steals your heart out of nowhere but you never knew they existed because you never saw much of her before you tried the game.For me, it was Izuna.Play the game. Read the story. Read the permanant events. Do your fucking Momotalks.
>>682808160I used this video since it uses low cost unithttps://youtu.be/hwtEqt-kBBk?si=QP94DSAuBtA9YBmQI beat him at 37 but its posible to beat it at 35Also for the missions try to do them with a guide so if you cant get the s rank star you can at least get the turns one
Neru Matrimony
>>682814225I definitely think it's the cutest one out there. No other one has had me enjoy the characters in so many silly situations like BA has.
>>682751019You need a promotion.
>>682755350They're meant to be girls.The halos are things of the world they live in. The halos protect all the girls from the harm of living in a world where three year olds have access to mortars and retards drive tanks to school.
>>682768880Michiru's the type of retard that would spam like 4 videos per day and count up all the views at the end of the year and be like "1400 views, Bitches!!!!"
>>682749590do you guys play BA on mobile or emulatedthe mobile app is so shit I'm thinking I should start emulating it instead
>He looks like he forgives troublesome students!
thoughts?
>mock battles go great>run the timer out when I do a real runEvery time. At least the rest of torment rewards more than make up for it (assuming I don't waste another ticket)>>682819186emulated or mirrored to pc with scrcpy. especially on content that requires positioning autism
>Ranking in the top 200STOP THE COUNT!
Kayoko is literally me.
Forget Bluefes, I need maid gamers to rerun now
I want to be an English teacher...
>>682821151why?
>>682821724The fuck
What are you playing during maintenance vee?
>>682822218Nioh 2 with my cute hime cut character
>>682788607>using the u wordShalom goldberg
>>682818392I don't know if I've ever done more than smirk at a rom"com" anime but BA's story has made me laugh out loud multiple times. I do think the gamers volume is underrated as fuck though
>>682822218with my weenie
>>682751979You're a big guy
>>682768734Linkin Park
UZAWA LEISA
>>682816334you'll have to wait for Toki's banner since she's limited. bunny Toki can spook you anywhere though. as for Neru, you're in luck because she's a day 1 student. that means that you can just reroll until you get her. the starter banner lets you reroll 10 times and if she's not there in all those attempts, you just press the account reset button in the menu and try again. just use a guest account until you're satisfied with your starter rolls and only then register.
>>682819409I want to FUCK you
https://files.catbox.moe/w4rtf6.txtArisu Archive
Post yours
>>682822796Dear lord anon looks like this??
>>682817705there are no bets to place. it's Arius summer. Atsuko or Saori is the fes student, the rest are two limiteds and the welfare. Misaki has to finally be good or she might actually kill herself
>>682822218Blue Archive
Does the game take place in some kind of afterlife limbo like Haibane Renmei?Why offhand mention that the girls are extremely heavy? Are they robots? Are the halos just antenna that connects their consciousness to some central server? Is that why it dissapears when they sleep? Is that why they repeteadly say they only really die if their halo is destroyed?I have so many questions about this wack setting
>>682824029Yuuka is the only girl that's extremely heavy
>>682824029and you're not getting a single answer, have another swimsuit event instead
>>682822218>Maintenance What maintenance?
>>682749896Yuuka good mommy
>>682824029only two people have answers. one is MIA since the prologue of the game and the other is in a coma and said why she refuses to wake up.we'd sooner get a full chapter about the line on koharu's body than any real plot
Can I use a support only once a day or once per boss type a day in the grand assault?
gonna mimir, /v/acahave a good night
>>682824912Goodnight bro
Kanna
Uzawa Lazer teams up with Kaitengers when?
Kannass.
>>682825858I wish I were that chair
>It wouldn't be that hard to ra-[Bararam! Encounter!!]*sicknasty battle BGM plays*[Level 99 ALICE (HP: 1000) vs Level 10 SENSEI! (HP: 100)]"sensei! SENSEI!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!"[Alice used *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP* *CHOLCLOUOCUOCUOLOUCHHHHHH GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG*!][Sensei took 50 damage! It was devastatingly effective! Sensei was stunned!][Alice used *SMOOOOOOOOOOCH*! Sensei was charmed!]Alice MP quantity: 900/1000 (still has more than just that!)Sensei status: Useless, Stunned, Charmed, Critical Health[Alice is preparing her final move! The first stage 'Raise Your Hips' is in progress!][Sensei is stunned and cannot counter-attack!][Alice unleashes her final move *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* on Sensei! Sensei receives 49 damage!][Alice cums as a result of unleashing *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*! Alice takes 10 damage!][Alice uses 'Love Confession!' Sensei takes 1 damage!][Sensei is defeated! On-defeat effect *SPLURT SPLURT SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUURT* activates! Alice takes 20 damage!][Alice's robo womb becomes pregnant!][Alice has won!]*cool victory theme!!*"Guh.....wheeeew..."
>>682827102This but Toki
>>682827102Kei.... Help...
>>682827102Same anon here. I would let her do it.Arisu needs more attention from the devs by the way.
>>682824886you can use a support for each color, just not the exact same student from the same person, those go on cooldown as always, and as usual, one borrow per clear.
Post literally you with your waifu who you love dearly
I'm pulling for both Atsuko and Misaki, pray for me
>>682824029>Why offhand mention that the girls are extremely heavy?If you're talking about who I think you're talking about, she's actually not 100kg, that's an ingame joke that got ran far over by the fanbase and at this point I think most people don't know it's supposed to be a joke.>Are they robots?One of the girls is, actually.>Are the halos just antenna that connects their consciousness to some central server? Is that why it dissapears when they sleep?No straight answer, at most I think that someone mentions the girls to having some sort of Divine to them.>I have so many questions about this wack settingDon't we all.>>682824885>we'd sooner get a full chapter about the line on koharu's body than any real plotAnd that's a good thing.
>>682827908Good luck bro. I don't know why you're doing it, but I have faith.
>>682828465I got both in 80 pulls so I'm happy. I just like them both, especially Misaki. Still have 46k pyros too.Now if only I had the resources to max them.
>>682828465What the hell is Misaki wearing
>>682828534clothes
>>682819186Emulated.
Which Blue Archive girl would happily get pregnant with Sensei's child?
>>682829721Saori. She owes me.
>>682824029My money is current only "Kivotos is some sort of afterlife limbo and all girls are dead."
>>682829721most of them>>682829721
>>682828534something to hide all of her canonical cutting scars
Misaki is limited because she is now meta and her Momo is a big (You)bait.My father? John Nexon's uncle's friend's brother.
I hope Iroha comes home for me...
>>682803375know that feel. keep investing in yuuka that giant ass will somehow dodge tank everything.
>>682832719I think it would be funny if every Misaki L2D was Sensei stopping her just seconds away from trying to kill herself again
>>682832719why is Misaki meta? And she's not limited, no?
>>682836493he's talking about the 3.5 fes summer Misaki alt. hopium, but who knows, it might not be that far from the truth
>>682836592shes going to be the welfare unit and you know it
>>682836657i wouldn't mind, honestly. in BA being a welfare isn't a curse like in some other gachas
>>682825858I wish I were that umbrella
>>682750614there's a blue thread,but it was archived.due to it being gachashit
>>682839434But I picked up this game and bumped it because of this thread?
>>682839464>?i don't fucking know, did you ?
>>682839581I did, thanks for asking.
>>682752008>spoil itI'm not playing this shit spoil me breh
>>682762835I get it
Is Makoto any good? Was going to roll but I'm low on funds, might have to skip
>>682770308shit sensei>>682774283cope sensei
>>682762835I too am olde
>>682839608you're welcome faggot. you better appreciate it.
>>682750614its right there in the name. of course its japanese double meaning pun though so.
Do it now.
>>682840371i already did all insanes, as for torment i don't wannaaaaaaaa. every setup has at least 1 student that i have unbuilt and i don't want to spend a bunch of resources before bluefes
>>682839629nyo
>>682827102
>>682840371hmm nyo
>>682840371Trying to think of a cope team without NY Fuuka. My borrow will have to be S.Nonomi for sure.
We could have just skipped this useless Arius banner and be 1 week closer to JP version instead.
>>682844612why would i want that? i'm comfortable with foresight and being able to save for whoever i want. so fuck off, accelerator-sensei
Asuna threads will never stop being funny.
>>682844732It's a nice perk, but I want to get content faster instead.
>>682845865if you want faster content, just play JP on the side. 6 months is a good sweet spot, unlike FGO's 2 years or whatever the fuck Uma Musume's train wreck's gonna be on global
>>682752441>BA fans be like
momoi is a tiktok zoomer meme now
>>682846752I want faster content that I can actually read, and not have to manage two accounts.I don't like being treated like a 2nd class player. That's what global players are to them.
>>682847002more midori for me then
>>682840371It's amazing how Dress Hina throws every previous red DPS into the trash
>>682847198Well, not on urban. But yeah indoor/field is fucking dead
>>682847198Yeah, that's the bad side of powercreeping this hard. There's no point in having any Red DPS that isn't Dress Hina, the power gap is many times larger than the already enormous gap between Mika and other Yellows.And it's fucking Hina on a dress that isn't even nice.
>>682847063having a mere 6 month delay is not being treated as second class players. a lot of QoL is implemented earlier, they have exclusive streams for global anni and even transform fuckup compensations jp got into rewards so that it wouldn't be unfair. there are actual cases where global versions of gachas got shittier deals, less content and rewards, all on top of years of delay. i understand that if you only play BA it might seem bad, but in comparison there's nothing to feel mistreated about. even CN server that has much worse delay, still get something cool like full fucking voiceovers for the story
Gaming Park:Android TheoryMidorioraMinutes To MomoiA Thousand YuzusLiving KeisThe Gaming PartyOne Blinding Light
ONE CRITI DON'T KNOW WHYIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW MUCH I RESTARTKEEP THAT IN MINDTHEY DESIGNED THIS CHILDTO REDUCE CLEARING TIMESBUT I'M MALDINGPYROS ARE A VALUABLE THINGWATCH THEM FLY BY AS THE BANNERS COME INWATCH THEM COUNT DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAYTHE GACHA TICKS LIFE AWAYIT'S SO UNREALDIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOWI'M THROWING MY PHONE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOWTRYING TO HOLD ON, DIDN'T EVEN KNOWI WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH HER DIEI WATCHED EVERY SINGLE GUIDEAND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, IT ALL FELL APARTWHAT THIS MEANT TO ME, IS A GOLD TROPHY, AND A MEMORY OF A TIME WHENI TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDMAID ARIS WON'T CRITI HAD TO SPARKTO LOSE IT ALLBUT IN THE ENDMAID ARIS WON'T CRIT
>>682822484>Senko mangaka likes to draw Iroha and HinaGehennachads win again.
>>682848778throw gehenna in the trash but keep hina
>>682848778Gehenna's fluffy people
>>682848906You have a company to run, John. Stop shitposting on 4chan and go work on getting us FOX Squad
>>682756034BA girls have an actual personality. They're all very lovely. The gameplay isn't anything special, but the game shines when it comes to its characters.
>>682756034>>682849508I will also add that Momotalks are several orders of magnitude better than Genshin's character quests. They're purely (You) and her doing things together with no other distractions. They actually showcase the character's personality and your relationship with her and let you have genuine intimate moments. Genshin, on the other hand, has been awful about making the side stories about the fucking character in the first place. Like nigger I didn't start Yelan's quest just to run around dealing with some chingchong glownigger secession crisis, I did it because I was interest in Yelan. Let me interact with her for fucking once instead of just making the quest about tabibito running around doing the same shit we've been doing for 2 fucking years while Paimon yaps. Ironically, the hangouts for 4*s don't have this issue at all. But then again I've only ever done Faruzan's and Noelle's.
>>682850235On point.
you guys seriously comparing Mihoyo garbage to anything ever?as if its generic and irredeemable designs weren't enough already to ignore it.
>>682840371So whats the general strategy for shiro kuro?
>>682853193Don't get hit, do damage
>>682853161leaf my beloved
Ibuki for everyone in one week
>>682853193avoid the BALLS by either reflecting them with cover or repositioning, in phase 2 if you manage to avoid the cups that move towards Kuro, it will hit and debuff her. watch some videos with clears to get the hang of it. funnily enough, on tormant there's no ball rng in phase 1. wish it was the same for insane, it's fucking annoying
>>682854152birb spotted
>>682853841All this talk about balls sounds incredibly gay
bump limit. time to goon
>bump limit
limit bump
>>682855306
>>682855572
>>682854384Got banned twiceThis is the only goon i can post
>>682855785
Dying post for Neru is a nigger
Neru Love
Neru Pregnancy
>>682855572wtf she's as thin as a praying mantis, it's disgusting
hot
Koharu won
