The Resident Evil 2 Remake cheeseburger
>>682939330Goyslop
>>682939330Whats the point of even having bread? its just soggy mush
>>682939419sounds like my wife
Battlefield Hardline burger
>>682939330This is what the Japanese think when they hear "American"
>>682939932Yeah, real american burger wouldn't be as healthy
>>682939330Looks like a Five Guys burger.
>>682939330Sloppiest sloppa.
Ready or Not cheeseburger
>>682940174the only thing that will destroy japan is immigration. the usa is already long gone in that respect.
>>682939419brainrot
>>682940157Looks like the ones in the ads
>>682939330>"I'm ready to settle down"
>>682939330That's literally any burger from Wendy's.
>>682939330I believe this is the truckers second burger a backup he bought in case of emergency, clearly this burger has been left in a container for some time evidenced by the sogginess, droop, and overall mixing of the condiments
Doom 3 cheeseburger
>>682939330american breakfast looks like THAT?
Hitman 3 cheeseburger
>>682939330Reason why remake is superior
Keep 'em coming
best thread on /v/ right now
Deus Ex Mankind Divided burger
>>682939673Count sandwich the salad invented the sandwich to save napkins.If you hold saucy (sry, senpai) meat (lol) with your hands, shit gets sticky real quick.Bread getting soggy helps you keeping your butter fingers clean.
Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?
Breakdown burger
>>682939330Hamburger is also called hamburger in japanese but they cant pronounce hamburger so it sounds like a different word but its not
>Burgershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtlR9gU_HKE
>>682941757WHERE'S THE BEEF?!
>>682942336Now puke it back up.
>>682941757>absolutely no meatAssuming this is set in some WEF dystopia>>68293933010/10 except for all the T Virus crawling over it
>>682942695Why? I'm not your white trash insecure mother.
Bioshock Infinite burger
>>682939330It looks so bad and so good at the same time.
>>682939330>>682939797>>682940157>>682940648>>682941185>>682941757>>682942336>>682942895nice burger
>>682942863>I didn't play the game, so I'm just going to be an edgy cunt
>>682939330Absolutely perfectly captures a gas station slopburger.
>>682939330they troll americans
do americans really eat these things?
Dead Rising 2 burger
>>682939330Sonic Unleashed Sandwich
>>682939330>>682939797>>682940157>>682941185>>682942336>>682943237Would>>682940648>>682941757>>682942895Wood
>>682940157Looks like it's made from plastic.
>>682943257Forgot pic
>>682942653it is in there.
>>682942895>rare burgerAbsolutamente asqueroso.
Post more 'idya food please
Starfield cheeseburger
>>682943204I don't know. Americans should just eat hot dogs.
>>682943331Just like real burgers!
>>682941858England doesn't use count, Earl Sandwich.
>>682943429I may or may not have taken a bunch of pictures of food from vidya just because.
>>682943456mmm cockroach burger
>>682943456>inexplicable and odd yet ultimately bland and unappealingIt's perfect.
>>682939330i need this
This is what $644 million buys you.
>>682943625You are confusing it with count doku.>frog picrel.png
Life would be so much nicer if there were free burgers literally everywhere.
>>682939419>bread>beef>cheese>tomato>lettucewhich is the slop part?
>>682943456>>682944007i love how all the food in this game was cube shaped. actually enjoyed looking at the food models
>>682939797what's wrong with the paper? Sideways writing? Some weird hole punch indentations at the top of the paper, but without holes?A perfectly neat stack, not a paper out of place, despite the rest of the desk looking messy.
>>682944293>max payne 3 had food in it>replayed the game like 10 times and never noticedjesus i love the gameplay too much
>>682943204For the most part, no. The only people I've seen buy shitty gas station food are homeless people who can't even afford fast food. food from Mavericks tends to be alright though but that's because they've generally got actual kitchens and cooks who make the shit as opposed to just getting a bunch of frozen pre-made shit that they just nuke in a microwave and leave in a hot case for days like most gas stations do
>>682944532>tiddies>food>gunsThe game has it all.
>>682944632Lets try that again at a real resolution.
>>682944007>made two half pound patty melts for breakfastgoddamn i love being american
>>682940369I’d say the Japanese are doing a fine job destroying themselves.
Does booze count?
toast
Sims 2 burger
like a dragon bread
>>682939330I fuckin loved this burger when it came out>>682941356RE2 remake is superior. RE3 remake is meh. RE4 remake was vastly unnecesary.
The Duke Burgers of Duke Burger
Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth cheeseburger
Dead Island 2 cheeseburger
Damn I love slop
>>682944007looks like they fished it out of the trash. also - "chipped potatoes"?? they're literally fucking french fries
>>682944885So is the fruit supposed to symbolize decay or what
Cyberpunk 2077 burger
>>682946273excellent work on this one
>>682946427That looks the idea yes.
>>682944371what the fuck is "alien salmon"
Fuck I love a good sandwich.
Deathloop burger
>>682939330i love how this image sends euros into a rage
>>682939673There is no point, people now dead decided a hamburger has bread so we make them with bread. We are slaves to the past.
Why is it harder to make appetizing video game food than it is to make fuckable video game women?
>>682943456>Eat your space lab meat burger, goy
The sandwich from FF7: Rebirth.
GTA 5 burger
>>682945167It's crazy to see how they're always about 10 years behind us when it comes to adopting whatever retarded shit we're destroying ourselves with.
>>682946867>served with a side of shit
>>682946928
>>682939330Silent Hill 2 pizza
>>682944007god I want this one
>>682947517Eddie you fat fucking piece of fucking shit. How can you fucking sit there and fucking eat fucking pizza!?
>>682944209>sideways writing What? You mean cursive?
>>682939330Really great thread, guys.
eat this>>682943927with this>>682945397
Borderlands 3 burger
>>682945327Imo sims 3 cheeseburger looked better
Someone post the NPC finishing his entire plate of food in RDR2.
frothy beer
>>682939330also the op burger looks like a five guys burger the buns are always soggy because they shove it in tinfoil so by the time you get back home the bun is wet
hehe, vidya buns
>>682947517where does he keep getting the pizza?
Dead Space 3 burger
>>682944632>logo on the inside of the boxWhy, though?
>>682948531So when you have it open and people see the pizza box they know where you got it from. 4d marketing move.
>>682945381>99 nuggets for 8.91wtf I love the douk now
>>682948403in n out > 5 goys
Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines burger
>>682945206I'd rather cut my dingdong off than admit that booze ain't food
>>682944114Bread mostly. The cheese isn't quality either, real people eat crumbly or hard cheese that doesn't melt well.
>>682949239>the bread is the slop partremember when KFC sold a double chicken sandwich without the bread and it was considered the most unhealthy thing man has ever wrought?
>>682949202
a fresh patty off the grill with shitty yellow cheese melted on top is the best thing in the world
>>682948965Is that the level in TS2 where you can play pool by shooting the balls?
>>682949386He's using the term slop as a descriptor for things he doesn't like, bread is the most likely choice for him to maintain dignity in light of his poor decision to argue and be akward.Please understand.
>>682949497Yes - the chicago story mission.
>>682940648>lettus is thick because it's hanging down.>but wait it's actually a thick wasabi disk.
>>682949516i just take any opportunity to mention the public hysteria surrounding the Double Down
>>682940157That looks abysmal. Just make your own ground meat is cheap and it takes no time to do.
>>682948431Frosted Butts?!?
>>682948630Is there no room left for mystery?
Alan Wake 2 burger
>>682949725The mystery is what is on the pizza.
the proper way to eat a burger btw
>>682944007>chipped potatoes
Broodwich in Diablo
>>682946273>devs thought the burger would actually get moldy
god tier thread that makes being a 3d artist that specializes in food look like it'd be fun, I made the blender donut 3 years ago so im qualified
Psychotoxic burger
Dead rising 1 burger
>>682947173>oh shit nigga
>>682939330>>682939797I've been fasting so I'd eat it
>>682950075Gookspammers get the rope.
>>682951170why, you a muslim or sumtin?
>>682943456Zogchow
>>682951341No he's probably just fat and wants quick results.
>>682950678Reminds me of the Beelzebub's poster from Saints Row: Gat Out Of Hell
>>682950674Is that from the some of the dlc?
>>682951170gotta go fast
>>682947514>cheese on the outsideDeranged
I award this thread as best thread on /v/ right now
>>682951841If I recall correctly it's at that late mission that takes place at a fancy party
SELACO burger
FFVIII burger.
>>682948542Never though I'd see pedo catcher joke in vidya
>>682943237FAN TASTIC
>>682939673it tastes good
Home made burger
>>682953345
Cyberpunk 2077 burger with fries
Amiga's Four byte burger
>>682953345kaiser is not a great burger bun
>>682953509Jesus. PSX graphics were terrible.
>>682953345Soulless
>>682951765>>682950678Food
>>682952002
It's one of those things that looks horrible in photos but amazing in person.
I know what I will pick!
>>682939797>>682940157Fuck, i'm hungry!!!
>>682944225Why the mushrooms?
>>682939673make the bread from meat and remove all plant toppings and you have something good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6uvqQyCG8Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTBh6bdIWjchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0kGRGkSoXghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHa3iBnVtk
>>682946632Alien that tastes like salmonProbably not even really fish-like. Probably a sea worm-like thing
>>682954376tasty
>>682945397Why did they lost the Monster branding?
>>682954554It really doesn't match the veggies flavor profile.
>>682944540>gas stationDumb fucking nigger
>>682954739Probably short term deal as it all disappeared with the DC release.
>>682945381I love how 3, 4, and 5 look impossible to eat by hand without it going EVERYWHEREthe hot dog bun has essentially turned into a weak bread podium for all that chilli and cheese
>>682947173imagine showing someone this 20 years ago after games were making so much progress.
>>682953557What's wrong with it?
>>682948294The artists and 3D modellers at Slipgate Ironworks need to quitnot because they are bad, but because they are too good and everyone else at that studio is a complete retard, I'm sick of seeing a trailer for a game and loving the aesthetics, only to then see it's Slipgate and immediately writing the game off because it's going to be complete garbage to actually playI'm still so mad that I got tricked by Graven and almost tricked by Phantom Fury, both games that look awesome and play like absolute dogshit
>>682950075This makes me unreasonably angry
>>682955353this has happened multiple times, the question is how do you teach game/balancing designers more effectively?
>>682939330They nailed it with the shitty gas station food look. This is definitely something I would expect from a Sheetz or Wawa.
>>682947173That sandwich is easily one of the worst on this thread in terms of design. Everyone else looks modern day in graphics while the sandwich is straight up early gamecube/ps2. This is what people mean when they dunk on modern games for poor design. Fine little details need to be included and you can tell that shit was rushed. The sandwich looks so out of place.
>>682939330>food analogy
>>682953345That's a sandwich but good for you for preparing your own meals.
>>682947173Very disappointing to see this sort of thing in a Japanese game.
>>682953345least american post on the internet
>>682950075I love how they eat sushi with their hands but use a fork for a cheeseburger. It's proper etiquette to eat sushi with your hands.>>682953509I take that back about the FF7 sandwich, this is the worst in the thread. That is almost super FX chip levels of bad graphics.
>>682948436The town is manifesting it for him.
Super Smash Bros burgerI regret to inform everyone I'm out of burgers
>>682940648That looks great for the time.
>>682957740The game in general did, I remember going to my friends house and being blown away by the game (didn't have a PC that could play it at the time).
>>682941757>onions touching the tomatoIt really is a dystopian hell hole
>>682949516Bread (wheat flour) can cause alzheimers disease at old age, among a plethora of other different brain diseases
>>682945381can't believe they made a restaurant based on Duke Nukem Forever
>>682957796Does it have mustard?
post the yakuza prison bread
>>682939330eugh jesus fucking christ
>>682958081That dude would not be 350lbs. Even Rich Piana was just shy of 300lbs.
>>682944114>bread made from bleached cake flour, corn syrup, and chemical preservatives>beef made from scrap trimmings>processed cheese amalgam
>>682948028fat fucking mimigger
>>682950075bugs gonna bug
>>682950905
>>682953529is that the recreation?
American thread
KLOMP
>>682958043Water and breathing can also cause cancer
>american level>burger music starts playing
>>682959403golly gee what gave it away
>>682961036The cheese mostly.
>>682950075I sincerely hope Korea is invaded by third world immigrants.
I cut my burgers in half before I eat them
>>682960769Is this a gotcha of some sort?
>>682949239There is literally nothing slop about American cheese. Look up how it's actually made
>>682939330think i recognize this from a stock website
Best bait i've seen all month.
>>682945327Sims 2 pizza>steam>grease stains on box>slice flopPeak vidya pizza
Damn I could go for some pizza now.
Damn now I need to make burgers.Barbecue bacon cheese burger and mushroom swiss baby.
>>682947235>Burger Shotnigger that's gta IV
>>682939797how many polygons in this?
>>682966612Burger Shot is also in 5.
Half Life sandwich
>>682959296yeh
>>682967272>gibsWhat gibs in HL to become a sandwich and an apple core? I don't remember crates dropping these.
>>682967089Yeah as a map prop
>>682943851Who the fuck was making the pizza in Far Cry 5? Who the fuck leaves a whole pizza?
>>682967465The part with the garbage compactor drops them, and there are probably more in that chapterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGi6LDNHD74
>>682943456looks like wendy's burger. would swallow whole in comic fashion
>>682946632Hey, fuck you. You get to have aliens that look like humans but salmon don't get to salmon like aliens?You shellfish.
>>682947173>You know, this sandwich is quite similar to the ones they have on the Unreal Marketplace
>>682948403I go to 5 Guys all the time and my burgers never get soggy, and mine are always loaded with a bunch of shit. The fuck?
I'm making curry for dinner. final fantasy 15 curry
that exact type of sandwich gives you critical roof of mouth damage just looking at it
>>682969260forgot to reply>>682944007
>>682968960if the game was just going across the game world and cooking food it would've been a better game.
>>682939330this is the kind of shit i get from wendy's. get a side of loaded fries too. fucking kino, cinema even.
>>682964448Undercooked
>>682967935When a bunch if religious fanatics come for you pizza is hardly a high priority.
Sonic Unleashed
>>682939330fucking disgusting t. portugese
>>682939330looks like the fucking spongebob gray goo burger
>anons getting triggered by chipped potatoes
>>682939330Five Guys>>682939797Burger King>>682940157Burger King>>682941185McDonalds>>682943456White Castle>>682944007Whataburger>>682945739Mosburger
>>682967964That explains it. I rarely look back after doing my platforming out of the pit.
>>682969405Yeah. Everything after the road trip parts was buggy trash.
>>682939330slop; just like the game. still haven't played past rev2
hello welcome
>>682943762>In the future we eat at pizza and sushi places where they serve hard liquor and have mustard and ketchup for condiments
>>682943456>looks like shit>still 80 trillion polys
>>682944205>>682944007>i love how all the food in this game was cube shaped.>50% of the food quoted is round
Prove me wrong.
>>682944114Slop is one of the quickest buzzwords to lose all meaning.
>>682939330>>682939419i know it will probably shorten my lifespan by 60% (minimum) but I still wanna try one.
>>682972412koreans made this
>>682972479
>>682972574fin
you need these to eat burgers
This thread is surprisingly fun. We should probably have more "vidya fast food/slop food" threads every now and then.
>>682972232>4 dollars for a burger that hugeWe are officially more dystopian than that.
>>682939330
>>682974825At least it's fresh.
>The one type of slop Euros have that Americans don't.Why are they holding out on us?
why is /v/ the most american 4chan board?
>>682974825I don't want to be visited by Davis.
Future Slop
>>682946472I recognize that burger.
>>682975759For some reason I've really been obsessive about wanting to eat one of these ever since I saw it
Bugsnax bunger
Final Fantasy 15 donuts
>>682976036kinda game, kinda shit
>>682975618how dare you
>>682976105Dumbass, donuts only look like that when they're jelly filled
>>682975759They finally made a food for the waterfags
>>682939330This shit looks nasty as fuck but I know for a fact my trash fucking body would enjoy every second of it.
>>682939330It's been 5 years since RE2R and games still only barely look better than it. Same with RE7 and that's been 7 years.
>>682950075Asians dont like bread because it makes you fatThey (women in particular) will also peel the fried skin part off of chicken before eating
