I heard there's some shit going down with windows, anyone got their vidya interrupted by this?
>>683125008
sorry, my Mint and Debian testing systems are both fine. good luck XD
>>683125008xbox servers went down for a few hours yesterday but idk if it was related to this
>>683125008>using windows or mac OS in 2024
it's not windowsit's intel 13900K and 14900K (and KS) chips being all defective at the design level
Nothing happening on my machine
>>683125008this happened due to a botched update in an EDR (think anti-virus but much wider scope) in enterprise settings. normie PCs don't have the specific software that has the issue, so they're fine. some online games might be facing issues if they're using that software and Windows, but lol @ u if you host your game servers on Windows
>>683125307basen 7 enjoyer
>>683125008I updated windows the other night so probably but I'm at work right now and like half the workstations are bricked
>>683125008My laptop crashed while I was sleeping, but I don't know if this had anything to do with it
My AMD laptop with Windows 11 unironically runs more stable (albeit a bit weaker) than my Nvidia Intel desktop
>>683125220i feel i dodged a bullet getting a 12th gen rather than a 13th or 14th
>>683125469no, no one outside of businesses who specifically uses crowdstrike's software to protect against cyber attacks should be having any issuesthe whole thing is that they put out an update that causes a BSOD loop
>>683125220OP is talking about a faulty update that got pushed on windows machines running some commercial security software that's causing them to blue screen.
>>683125008Those businesses are going to wish it was windows since they'd be able to patch it. Otherwise they're all looking to foot a hefty bill replacing all those intel chips.
>>683125008Troonix cope thread.
>>683125447Are you serious? What the hell is causing this?
As a Linux user, I just want to say: Wait for Microsoft to fix it. Do NOT switch to Linux. Explaining that file paths don't start with C:\ to a billion panicking people in one day is too much work.
>>683125008No I don't have an Intel CPU.
>commercial machineslollmaoWho the fuck is playing vidya on their work computers?I have my PC next to my work computer and all I have to do is turn my body slightly to play
>>683125832Dualboot Linux, that's what I do. Also, use LTSC or Enterprise
Games for this feel?
>>683125008>memoryholed in 1 week
>>683125764Enterprise antivirus (Crowdstrike) uploaded a bad patch causing BSoD loops.
>>683125207>using linux ever
>>683125979It's not really that big of a dealthere will probably be some lawsuits or something.
>>683126097You are right. One weekend.
>>683125832This isn't a windows issue, this is a retarded corporate antivirus issue. Crowdstrike also operates on Linux.Seeing Linuxcucks try and push their OS here shows just how stupid and misinformed they actually are.
>>683125969why the fuck would you post something like this?
>>683125979I mean yeah literally everything will be fixed in 1 day. Hell I'm pretty sure everything was already fixed by now.
>>683126180Why wouldn't you?
>>683126157But look at windows error screen! That mean windows is le bad!
>>683125969>shitposting french cunt>has a website about fake newsI guess this is an elaborate hoax for his website.
>>683126232I don't have normalfagbrain. My brain is more superior
>>683126157>This isn't a windows issueGood. Now I won't have to deal with you people.>Seeing Linuxchads try and push their OS hereDon't cry to me about something I didn't do. I want you animals to stay in your cage.
>>683126405The cope... the seethe....
>>6831252209th gen chads still eating well
>>683125008Nope, it was just the usual nothingburger for commercial Windows machines with some custom security bullshit that you could fix in a minute with CMD.
>>683125969I wonder what it would feel like to be the person who merged in the code and then waking up the next morning and seeing what happened.I wonder what the timeline of this was, it shouldn't have been deployed WW over a single day, usually this stuff gets deployed out region by region to minimize blast radius
>>683126086>-y day cuz I'm not retarded
>>683126487yeah anon now repeat that for hundreds of thousands of machines manually because the machines don't even boot so you can't push the fix remotelyyou also forgot to mention that you need the bitlocker recovery key for bitlocker'd machines
Unless you’re using crowdstrike on your gaming PC you’ll be fine. It’s not a purely Microsoft issue
>>683126157>give third party niggers kernel access>not a window issuelol, lmao even
>>683125220From what I read this one is Crowdstrike pushing an update that somehow bsod'd any windows machine with it installed. Absolutely incredible display from Cloudcels today.
>>683125008Nope, I switched to Linux the second Valve started supporting TF2 on it back in 2013.
>>683125008No because it's enterprise grade software that fucked up.
>>683126180He doesn't actually work there and Twitter pays for engagement on a tweet the same way Youtube does these days.
>>683125008it was crowdstrike not windows specificallyonly effected a bunch of corpo computers because like 95 fuckin percent of them use crowdstrike lel
>>683126726>Commercial decision making is a windows issueYep, troonix users really are this dumb.
I enjoyed watching the crowdstrike CEO cope and seethe on the news as if his company isn't about to get shut down by the fedsdude's company caused a nationwide groundstop and he thinks there aren't gonna be any consequences
>>683127010He's not running away, I don't think he's that worried.
>>683126480The illiteracy...
>>683127052Only because if he runs it changes from a fine to prison time.
>>683126861>paid for twitter retardnot reading
>>683126009>(((cloud))) (((antivirus))) takes systems offlinelol. lmao even. it's literal malware
>>683127010But anon, he said he is "deeply sorry" for the "impact," not just sorry. That change everything!
>>683127206>paid for twitterHow can you tell from that image?
cloud computing moment
>>683126969>>Commercial decision making is a windows issueyes, because microshit are the ones with the signing keys, you fucking cunt. it's on them if they approve defective software
>>683125307It's not your machine.
I work in IT for a large hospital system. Everything is fucked
windowsisters...they are making fun of us...
>>683127270he edited it
>>683127010if the ToS says they are not liable, they're not.cope and seethe stupid retard. it's not crowdstrike's fault if you're too stupid to read the ToS
>>683125671Cloudstrike software is integrated into windows dumbass
>>683126861Based jeetsI basically had the day off today while the IT department was on fire
>>683127052>He's not running awayPlanes aren't flying anon, he's not getting out of the country unless he drives across the boarder to the Hellstate of Mexico where cartels will might butcher him if he crashed their computers too instead of just fining him like the feds will.
>>683127342How is it affecting you or your team? Are you running around like a chicken with its head cut off?
>>683127342the fix is fairly easy, get to work on it wagie
>>683125207>or mac OSGOOD MORNING, macos is not experiencing the error
>>683127404no it isn't
>>683127419*borderI always fuck up when I type that. Never figured out why.
>>683127404retard
>>683127404>Cloudstrike?
>>683125008>bro just update windows dawg it's not like it's gonna brick the internet or anything g
>>683127323wtf microsoft just came into my home and stole their computer back! I wish I had installed superior open source software now!
>>683127342simply restart every single computer in the entire hospital in safemodeget to it wagie
>>683125008I'm on W10 haven't had anything odd happen on my machine although I wonder if anything happened at my job since I took the day off. Oh well not my problem lmao
>>683127510>update windowsRetard
>>683125439Actually I'm using Windows 10
>>683127342Godspeed, feller
My 7 works fine. Probably just you OP.
>>683127010>doesn't read the ToS>starts crying about lawsuitsevery single time. learn to read the ToS stupid boomers
>all these posts that don't know what happened this board really is infested with alpha teenagers
>>683127407Like 90% of my company uses Macs, except the engineering department, which uses Linux. Absolutely nobody was affected. Azure also had major downtime, but we use AWS. Its nice dodging multiple bullets just by avoiding Microsoft crapware.
As if we needed any more confirmation that the people who spend 90% of the time on their computers troubleshooting technical issues are retarded, this thread provided many such examples.
>>683127510I actually read that image as "tech outrage"...I think that's enough 4chan for today for me>but it's not even 9 am yetYes I know
>>683127628yes, did I stutter you bitch?
>>683127467>>683127494Why are people who are wrong always so confident about saying stupid shit? Just fucking google search it before spewing lies.
>>683127428mostly the latterthere's been enterprise-wide tech bridges since like 2am >>683127535We have hospitals across multiple states lol
>>683127628From what I understand, the problem was due to a Windows kernel update that was not compatible with the latest version of the Cloudstrike kernel-level monitoring software.
>>683125008Sorry, I haven't been using windows to play videa in a long time. Is it true that the only windows exclusive game, The Solitaire, is pay-to-win now?
>>683125307Nothing Ever Happens on my machine.
>>683127835holy shit crowdstrike just flew over my house!
>>683127835>retard doesn't know what drivers are
>>683127835holy shit you're actually doubling down. i thought you were just trollingway to out yourself as a tech-illiterate retard
>>683127835This, my private pc got bricked by this too
>>683127835you have to install it you unbelievable moronit does not come with windows, it's a cloud scam product for corporations to integrate into their infrastructure for """"""""""""security"""""""""""""
>>683127535It doesn't let you. Used to image for a hospital as a temp during a cyber attack. The only solution is generally to reimage the device. Every. Single. Device. This takes literal weeks. In the meantime, the help desk is going apeshit because every single doctor is a self-serving sociopath narcissist that whiles because Dragon misheard it or the wrong information is on their EPIC tabs, much less "my computer doesn't work" and people don't stop dying because your PC's are borked. God speed, anon. You're gonna need it.
>>683127849>there's been enterprise-wide tech bridges since like 2amMy condolencesI knew that feelthank god that was 10 years ago now
>>683127835none of this would have happened if you had updated.stupid lintrannies trying to blame microsoft for their tech illiteracy.fuck lintrannies, they're worse than boomers
>>683125008>we're just collecting some error info
>>683128134They're scanning your loli folder
>>683127948it wasn't bricked by this, it bricked itself because you didn't take your relationship public
if I can help it I want to work a job where I'll literally never have to touch a computer again.
>>683127835Leave this site and never return. You have a single digit IQ.
my rock solid linux 5.15 kernel does not have this problem
>top testimonial on crowdstrike website is intelit's like poetry, it rhymes
>>683128230>hurr durr you're wrong because... BECAUSE YOURE DUMB!!!!!
>>683125008>YOU HAVE TO UPGRADE, YOUR PC IS A SECURITY NIGHTMARE.>DON'T YOU WANT YOUR SYSTEM TO BE SECURE?>WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE SECURITYI just know the niggerfaggots championing an ever increasingly centralized society will forget this ever happened the moment it gets fixed.
>>683128258Congrats, neither does anyone a personal computer. Did you have some kind of point or did you just want to announce your sub-80 IQ to everyone?
>>683127342atleast ur not this guy>>>/g/101469302
>>683128324please understand, that's the peak zoomer rhetoric skills
>Entire workplace is basically on fire over this shit when I come in this morning>Not remotely in the IT sector or field >Bypass it within 10 minutes>Literal new who at my job and I'm a hero now
>>683128324You're actually retarded if you think a third party antivirus that companies pay $100K+ a year to use is shipped with Windows.
>>683128324yes, you are literally retarded if you were being serious with that google search post
Can a Linux tranny explain why all Linux builds over time just deteriorate? I've tried 4 different distros and every single one after some time would just break down, in particular the UI will start to crash frequently and random programs won't work. Pop OS was the most stable for me, but even after a year it still would fall apart.
>>683128359fake and extremely gay
>>683127835i hope you can recover from this because you really embarrassed yourself here today. probably best to just close the tab if you haven't already
>csagent.sys just flew over my houseyou guys have no idea how many bitlocker keys I had to type today
>all the wagies waiting for the outsourced poojeets to fix their PC as a result of this corposlopware update>Guy who had the bitlocker pin got canned months agoThis is pretty funny
>>683128431>>683128446Yes, I trust Google more than randoms on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>683128324Do you know the definition of “integrated software”? It means it comes with it out of the package. That would mean every computer with Windows has it, like my computer. Pro tip, there’s no shitty third party program of such on my computer, retard.
>>683128457It's a feature :^)
>>683128507>still not telling me why I'm wrong and just resorting to ad hominemsembarassing
>entire company uses linuxnot my problem
>>683128347suck my dick wintroon lmfao
Shit, i was actually studying for the CCFA cert. What's a good AV/EDR tool cert? Is Cortex good?
>>683128637yes windows comes preinstalled for everyone with enterprise server level AI anti-breach server that costs tens of thousands of dollars per year software you are clearly the smart one in this thread
>>683128457because you touch yourself
>>683128693I'm sure all 6 of you are very happy.
>>683128691>no uyikes
>>683128776*software
>>683128693>entire company uses Windows>don't have this problem because we trust our employees to not need to hire Indians to spy on them and have on-site antivirus.
>>683125008If you're affected by this that means you're a stupid nigger who stole a work computer crowdstrike is for commercial customers only and there's no reason why your personal computer should have it installed.
my pc blue screened like 3 times the other day for the first time ever but only with windscribe open and it's fine now. is this related?
>>683128969wtf i love linux now!
>>683128920sir? no it is integrated into the windows >>683127835
>>683125146Basado.
>>683129024>It's still trying
>>683127342>Work IT in literally best hospital on the planet>they weren't retarded enough to use crowdsrikeSmooth sailing for me, baby.
should I buy the crowdstrike dip?
i live kinda close to an airport and it was very nice not being woken up by planes this morning ngl
>>683129065OSU?
>>683129114Anon there's not gonna be a Crowdstrike after the weekend is over.
>>683127835>hindustan timesGood morning saar!This is Ranjit speaking, how may I help u today saar?
nope, my SNES still works fine
>>683125008I woke up one day in the middle of my windows being closed and on the do you want to save prompt. When I never closed any, and in locked screen when it wasn't I'm thinking about going to Linux because I'm getting paranoid
>>683127404no it's not you retard
sir i am afraid that your windows computer has been infected by the crowdstrike virus
>>683129050It's funnier when you realize he's a poo and thinks this because poos can only "afford" work laptops that would have the software by default
>>683127323>rename it to 'My Computer'It is now.
>>683129114the corpo retards will simply move on to a different cloud meme productthere's no coming back
>>683129229Mayonnaise
>>683128969if it happened more than 12ish hours ago then it's unrelated
>>683128323intel123
>tfw on the ground IT liason>have the day offFeels great
>>683129114I have never in my life seen a company cause more damage with a software update. Easily hundreds of billions in losses. Probably pass on this dip.
Whats with all the retards in this thread running corpo-spyware on their home PCs?
>>683129114it's going to dip more, wait a week
>>683129536>home PCs?Work From Home PCs, anon.
>pajeet itt who stole a work laptop thinks that all windows pcs have this slop preinstalledthey aren't sending their best
>>683125008I don't own a Windows PC anymore I only use Linux and Mac they are both working fine.
>>683129429Wish I knew which one so that I could buy now.
>>683125207i use both linux AND macosmacos for workshit office 365 slop integrationarch for daily drive and gamingeat shit OSwarrior
>>683127693Tos is not legally binding it is a suggestion you didn't agree by signing with the X button dumbass unless it specifically has a place for electronic signature like in court etc
>>683128359>boomer just starts screaming yelling "do your job" and being unreasonablei believe it. old fucks need to die off already.
>>683125490My 4070 Nvidia machine has so many issues dog. I tried ddu and everything and it still ends up being a worse experience than my bros 6800xt machine.
Welp, the post office is FUCKED
>>683125697>running some commercial security software that's causing them to blue screen.Elaborate.
>>683125008not unless you somehow installed vidya on your locked down company computer
>>683129728>Tos is not legally binding>t. tech-illiterate lintranny
>>683129656but sir read? it is integrated in the windows >>683127835
>>683129869Rajeet jumped the gun and now it's all fucked up. Now a random overworked white man has to save the day at every major company in the world atm. Should we try caveman speak next?
>>683129830but i need my mail to complain that all i get is bills and junk mail
>>683127342>>683125008WAIT. is this why all the airlines were trying to get the FAA to ground all flights yesterday? nigga how do you even goof this hard lmao
>>683129830the post office is always fucked
>had nothing to do all day>it's already the weekend>the person on on-call is going to make a bank
>>683127835>hindustan times
>>683130140probably
>>683129869the software that is causing the issue is a business class security suitehome computers almost certainly don't have it unless you tied your computer to your company's network
>>683130115>and now it's all fucked upWhat is? Windows 11? You never said what the supposed problem was.
It's another episode of the 3rd world ruins everything.
>>683130140it definitely started at some point yesterday. I saw a random IT guy tweet about it during the day and he had already figured out that it was crowdstrikebecame more widespread later in the night
>>683130268we got 3000 servers stuck in a boot loop
>>683128419very based
>>683130126>all bills are online because they charge a fee for mailing>all I get is junk mail>post office sells my name and address to anyone who asksI hate the postal service so much.
>>683130140yes, and it's not just airlineshospitals911 call centerstrain stationsshipping companiesit's all over the place
Windows 10 has been sabotaged by Microsoft to make people desperate enough to upgrade to Windows 11 in hopes it will fix their issues.
>>683127323yes it is, fagotron
i hope i can get my nugs delivered today :(
>>683125969wtf is up with his arm
>>683130386>Windows>Servers
>>683130550small
>fall asleep watching youtube>wake up>my PC apparently restarted while i was asleep
>>683130571yes, people like gui
>get "security" software suite>allow it to updoot because it is mission critical>updoots telemetry that is entirely irrelevant to the security part>bricks your system because to update the telemetry it has to replace a driverFuck "security" suites. Literally all scams with massive backdoors anyway.
>>683130209Sirsbros...
>>683130640>GUI>servers
>>683125008>>683125146Which Windows version is better for vidya? W10 or W11?
>>6831307723.1
>>683128796>6 linux users in one placeImagine the smell...
Trendmicro bros, it's our time.
>>683129536>>683129609Mine still works, so I have to keep waging.Waging as in working 10 minutes and shitposting for an hour.
What are the chances Microsoft is going to lose a lot of its user base after this?
>>683130640>gui for a server
>>6831308920%, it's not their fault
>>6831308920
>>683130772Kino95
>>68313077210 is literally breaking down.
>>683125008Just don't update win 10?It's not hard. I didn't update since 2019
>>683130772Neither. Anything after 7 is too full of bloat, ads, "telemetry" and ml shitware. Just bite the bullet and look for a Linux distro
>>683125146I was wondering why I woke up today completely unaffected by this before I remembered I have a pirated LTSC windows on my PC.I fucking wish Teams and Outlook went down so I could get a long weekend
>>683130929>>683130940>cloudstrike is integrated into Windowsyes it is. see >>683127835
>>683130928>>683130748you niggas need to get a job, because there are more things to do than running ftp server
>>683131051you can stop now
>>6831308920at the very most, Microsoft will retool their cert processand even that is unlikely
>>68313077210 LTSC
>>683130772Windows 11. Why would you use 10 when it's depreciated and vulnerable now? All your vidya will get hacked by russians.
>>683131060>he can't write shell scriptshow do you manage to breathe
>>683128691>not telling me why I'm wrongDoes it come preinstalled with Windows?
It fucked the company I work for this morning.
>economy grinds to a halt because of a bad windows updateThe absolute state
>>683131134I torrent all of my vidya from the russians
>>683131174nigga, the company has been running for like 30 years and you blame me, who's still in the 20s?
>>683131269wtf this gorilla is a hero
>>683126489You can find some blogs from people that accidentally killed cloudfare for a day. Mostly they just sit down and work until the problem is solved and set up measures so it can't happen again.Whatever happened here wasn't just one guys fault. There's supposed to be systems in place so one guy can't ruin everything if he makes a terrible mistake.
do corporations really
>>683131060You have no idea what you're talking about. You're just throwing out random terms you've heard.
>>683129869
>>683131351context? is this what kicked it all off
>>683131335you genuinely never heard of Windows Server?
>>683131269>>683131006AI kino
>>683131327What? Pay other companies for goods and services?
>>683131414it's a joke
>>683131414probably a joke, any serious company wouldn't let you push anything to prod on your first day
>>683127342>tfw there are some poor guys in intensive care and their ECG and life support bluescreenedis this a possible death scenario? death by BSOD?
>>683126009Apparently the corporate offices of my job are suffering from this too. Not sure what's going on at work though, it's my day off and I don't give a shit.
>>683131558Akira, no!
>>683131430OS =/= application, retard.you can have a GUI for the OS, but the servers and shit you run don't have GUI interfaces.
There should be public executions for this level of destruction.
>all future versions of windows 11 will force bitlocker encryption onto your drives>so when your windows shits the bed like this, you won't be able to access the drives, or even fix your windows install through the advanced boot methods, because you won't be able to boot windows normally and decrypt the fucking disk encryption It's beyond fucking retarded. Why force encryption on every fucking storage drive, broadly? Even consumer drives? Why the fuck? You encrypt your disk if you've got like, job files under an NDA or copyright. Why the fuck would you encrypt your disk otherwise? Illegal shit aside.
>>683131351>works on my machinebased, production deployer
>>683131578>any serious company wouldn't let you push anything to prodWell they'd have at least 3 people double checking it even if it was something smallWhatever happened here was a bigger fuckup than that though
>>683131351>liked and retweeted
>>683131351Got a better one for you.
>>683131707shut up goyim and just install windows 11
>>683127454Mac OS is an error on itself.
>>683131698the ToS clearly say they disclaim all responsibility, so they're not liable, idiot
>>683131669i've worked in enterprise settings, and usually they don't run Core Windows Server (don't ask me why), they run it with a GUI
>>683129973It isn't. Most of it is effectively legal tissue paper that would fold the second anyone would actually try to sue the company.Quite literally the only reason microsoft gets away with it is that they own every court in washington.
>>683131698only if they're funny
>>683131669asocial retard, having Windows Server makes it easier for support, 3rd line and customer's IT team to work with anything.
>>683131351Yoooo, is that real?????
>>683131831>muh tosgood luck in court bro
>>683125008>YFW millions of corpos all over the world are paying retards $200 a year per computer so they can break their computers via da cloud for "security" reason
>>683131609At least they had it easyen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
>>683131707>It's beyond fucking retarded. Why force encryption on every fucking storage drive, broadly?so, uh... the computer repair guy can't steal your data!it's totally not so you can't boot up your OS on another computer, goy!
what sort of retard uses this clownstrike?
>>683125307this but unironically. i havent had a bluescreen in 5 years and when I did it was because I had a bad stick of ram
>>683131831This Man loves corporate cock.
>>683131698no refunds
>>683132013Me, sowwy UwU
>>683131912yes, ToS trump everything, even laws. haven't you heard? an EA rep told me that
competency crisis
>ToS stated that nothing is their fault and that they cannot be suedCan this hold up in court when you have God only knows how many organizations effected and in the case of Hospitals could very well lead to people dying?
>>683126180It’s just a prank bro
oh my heckin ToS!!!!!!!!!!!*never actually posts it*
>>683125008Do you have the corporate enterprise product Crowdstrike installed on your personal PC?No?Then there is no issue
>>683131609>their ECG and life support bluescreenedI doubt they'd allow those machines to update automatically and unattended, let alone be hooked up to the internet at all.
>>683132105*jews not wanting to pay competent people a decent wage "crisis"
Where's the list of companies that were affected, so I can avoid businesses that hire lazy retards.
>>683131984a tragic case but literally PEBKAK. the problem was the controls were bad and the input buffer was was implemented in a fucked up way. It wasn't comparable to random BSODs (and in fact, the Therac-25 encountering a software error would silence the beam)https://thedailywtf.com/articles/the-therac-25-incident
>>683125969the meme website didnt clarify what this is. What is going on?
>>683126861>reboot in safe mode>manually delete a file Do zoomers really have trouble with shit like this? I remember it used to take hours of command line fuckery just trying to get a printer set up
>>683131430I have the misfortune of having to work with it once. Now I see the use of it as a huge red flag that shows the company is incompetent and only propped up by either nepotism, government contracts, or non-IT products.
>>683131174>>683131335he's not wrong. a lot of enterprise server suites have GUI interfaces and most IT people seethe any time you mention powershell
>>683132396I don't think you understand how many people in various companies and jobs barely understand how their systems work. They know enough to do their job, but not enough to fix shit. This is why every single company has IT departments.
>>683132396>Do zoomers really have trouble with shit like this?absolutely yes. A lot of them view computers as a thing that just always werks
Videogames, butwhat did more damage?
>>683132396>Do zoomers really have trouble with shit like this?yes. anything beyond pressing the power button is beyond the abilities of the typical wagie.
>>683132417>government contracts,i did IT in the military and have never heard of crowdstrike until now. we used mcafee lol
>>683132518nothing beats the china virus2 weeks day off (extended to 2 years lmao)
>>683132547>we used mcafee lolwhy does that not even remotely surprise me
>>683132518Eh, it depends if this bug rendered all that data irretrievable.If it isn't, the crowdstrike stuff by a massive amount.
>>683132396You have to understand that the average IQ of a Windows user hovers around 70. To them, this is a monumental undertaking. God forbid you ask them to open a command prompt
>>683132431>powershellof course, it's garbage. even VBScript is more tolerable.
>>683125969why is his hand baby sized wtf
>>683132396you'd be surprisedbut even more than that, it's the fact that all these computers are locked down so no one but the teams specifically tasked with computer maintenance can get into safe mode
If I were a brainlet, I'd think this is some large scale cyber attack and that the government and Microsoft want people to believe it's just a coding error to avoid causing panic.
>>683132602imagine getting FILTERED by a scripting language literally designed to be readable and object-oriented>NOOOOOO ITS SO VERBOSE MY POOR WIDDLE HANDS CANT TYPE NOOOOOset-alias, and most things from bash are preset aliases for the similar functions in PS
>>683132641>anon learns perspective for the first time
>>683132396i cant even get into the disk because its secured by help desk who is bombarded right now, otherwise id have deleted the file myself hours ago
>>683132486thispeople are staggeringly ignorant about computers unless they grew up in a typical /v/irgin backstory of being a nerd who is terminally online all day every day cuz they have no friendsactually no i take that back todays zoomers dont understand shit even if they did grow up always online, because the systems have been made so fucking kid gloves 'user friendly' by locking away regular features that they know nothing about the inner workings of their computers anymore
This didn't effect me and my place of work in any way. Cool.
>>683132396Good. Now do that to over 70,000+ computers.
>>683132787this. it's a nothingburger
>>683125008Works on my pc
>>683130965Not if you're not a retard who doesn't know how to set up the LTSC version.That version is designed to never get interruptions of any kind.
>>683132248I think you underestimate how stupid people are. When my dad was in hospital I was able to compromise the wifi of half a dozen various machines ranging from ECGs to dialysis setups using my phone just for kicks. I didn’t break anything but I could’ve
>>683132787How is that cool, I would have like some paid vacation
>>683132942Yeah same lol. I wish my wfh VM had shat itself.
>>683125008unless you gayme on a corporate computer, its a nothing burgerthe worst that can happen to you is not being able to order tendies or buy games for a while
>>683132396>just tinkertrannyhow about I use the OS that just works instead?
>>683132591The problem just causes bsod on boot up, to fix it you just have to boot into safe mode and remove a single file.Except the problem is the bitlocker and if you don't have the recovery key, you're fucked.Also I don't think it can be automated lmao
>>683132993>VMs using Azureso it's not even affecting work computers, it is straight up just servers. oh no. stacey can't access het shared drive. no different from any other friday afternoon
>>683133136oh I was wondering why I saw an IT friend having a mental breakdown about BitLocker earlier today lelthat explains it
>>683133112Is there anything that doesn’t immediately make you think about trannies?
>>683133162>so it's not even affecting work computers, it is straight up just servers.Wrong. It affects both on-prem servers and work PCs
>>683132993Remind me of Xbox360 reset glitch hack
>>683133162it affects anything that has crowdstrike installed on it
>>683132993yep, no need some uber l33t troonix hacking, just turn it on and off. based.
>>683133112but Windows just works as always. it's not your fault if you're stupid and break it
>>683130772so far there are no driver differences between 10 and 11 so you can play all games on 10. I'd recommend 10 because it will soon stop bothering you with updates whereas 11 will push updates onto you whenever Microsoft feels like it
>>683133238Nice hrt pills, tranny
>>683133276wrap it in a towel and let it overheatah i remember that old workaround
>>683125008>"I updated like a retard"lol, lmao even
>>683132929unreal, I could waltz in into the hospital lobby and install Lockbit 3 on those ECGs? lol
>>683127454Neither is Windows.Maybe don't install shitty third party security clients?
>>683133402>linux PCs using that shit work>mac PCs do too>wangblows be itself and break as always>wintroons: ItS NoT WaNgBlOwS FaUlT Ok?
>>683133564Depends how retarded they are but in all likelihood yes. Please don’t tho
(((they))) are finally doing it, its time to DAMP IT
just reimage the computer then?last place i worked it took months for routine windows updates to get cleared for adding to system images, let alone servers. lmao leaving auto-update on anything ever in an enterprise environment
>>683132396It's something I am capable of doing and most people who have a gaming PC can do. The problem is at an enterprise level. Corporate machines are locked down because letting employees tamper with the OS is a huge security risk. So companies are gonna have to mass recall their employee's work computers and manually fix every single one.
>>683125574its just a deceitful marketing stunt from amd. if there were real issues with intels it would have been made known long ago, not when amd is about to launch their new lineup
>>683133736it's over...
>>683125207ok bro how are you enjoying Valorant oh wait ohnonononono
>>683133765>yeah bro reimage this CNC machine where you have to open the panel and wiring to get into the super hidden USB port and then wipe the internal drive and losing the data on it cus it used bitlocker>repeat for 5 other industrial machines>repeat for 30 other VMs>repeat for o 100~ other PCs and laptops
>>683127010*internationalwide
>>683127401Terms of Service aren't shit.
>>683133736This might become worse than the holocaust.
>>683133782Good. Fuck those guys
Not reading all this shit just saying after 2020 they are absolutely gonna clamp down on the internet with falseflag attacks
>>683133940lil bro thinks CNC machines aren't running the same garbage they came with back in 1989 (now running through 7 layers of VMs on the 2016 model)also why is your CNC not on its own intranet?>repeat for o 100~ other PCs and laptopsyour own fault for letting shit auto-update>last place i worked it took months for routine windows updates to get cleared for adding to system images, let alone servers. lmao leaving auto-update on anything ever in an enterprise environment
>>683126097.t doesn't work in an important field
>>683125008Sorry! Not got a problem on Windows 7 :)
>>683131060>he can't cd>he can't ls/dir>he can't programname(.exe)WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SYSADMINING WHILE I CAN'T GET AN IT JOB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>683133821Gaming benchmark sites already reported on it when Hogwarts Legacy launched.
How do you think Alex YIIK feel about this?
>>683134165nigga, you don't get a job as junior and demand everyone in the company to switch from windows to linux
>>683129253Based retro gamer
>>683134162ironically, the more "important" the field, older the software and mainframes are. techbro startups making "disruptive" apps so you can order smoothies by drone? they have lost everything because of this. manufacturing? they're still on Win XP Embedded. banking? them niggers is running COBOL scripts on solaris boxes still, only impact is the customer service department and HR staceys can't send out spam emails for a week
For the tech illiterates on /v/ who genuinely think this is some stupid windows shit here is the rundown>Crowdstrike is a cybersecurity software that is used all around the work in countless businesses>jeets roll out an update on fucking friday of all days>computers either connected to the network or have it installed are fucked>BSoDs>Flights are being grounded in airports>Emergency services are facing fuckups>Some government websites don't work>A number of banking systems are affected>Most companies that would use this software would disable safemode on employee systems for safety reasons, no workaround to delete the necessary file>If your PC is encrypted and you lost your encryption key or the company keeps them separate on another machine also effected by this issue you essentially ransomwared yourself>If you had the encryption key in a file on your computer you're fucked>If systems have recovery environments and aren't encrypted and have safemode enabled then you can boot in to delete the file and your set, but this has to be done manually on hundreds of systemsThis has nothing to do with microsoft, if your computer isn't some work machine with Crowdstrike installed by your company, which I imagine would be the case with all your gaymen machines, then literally nothing will happen to you.
>in the middle of hiring process with crowdstrikeI'm actually unsure of what my next step should be.
>>683132692>needing to alias in powershell>when bash does it automatically for you like a SANE terminalThe ABSOLUTE STATE of Windows.
>>683134447fix the glitch
>>683134381You lost me at cybersecurity.
>>683133136>They don't back up the bitlocker key in escrowThe absolute state of IT departments.
>>683134447The company probably won't survive this. It's potentially billions of dollars in damages.
>>683125008no average joe would be affected by this, a cyber security firm updated their software that ended up bricking a bunch of fortune 500 companies that used crowdstrike.
>>683134381>if your computer isn't some work machine with Crowdstrike installed by your company, which I imagine would be the case with all your gaymen machines,a shocking number of /v/ posters have admitted that they don't own their own computers and game on issued laptops.>>683134475>automatic aliasingwhat, you have some AI magically intuit that you want "asdf" to alias to "ls" every time you reinstall arch for a /g/ thread?>>683134447embrace the zero competition you will have and collect a paycheck until the company folds, then steal as many office supplies as you can carry. maybe an ergonomic chair too
>>683125207doesn't linux come with malware preinstalled usually?
>he didn't buy the dip
>>683134503there's nothing they can do to fix affected machines themselves
>>683134662>tfw too retarded to buy stocksGive me a good for europoors bros...
>>683133893>just install a rootkit with backdoor on your device lol lmao
>>683134652>a shocking number of /v/ posters have admitted that they don't own their own computers and game on issued laptops.Then all that matters is if their company uses Crowdstrike
>>683134570nta but basically it's like if a particular xbox game would make it consistently RRoD. it's not microsoft's fault, it's teh game's fault
For once, it's not Microsoft's fault. Also this only affects Enterprise PCs that have Crowdstrike installed.
>>683132396People are retarded tech illiterate cattle.
so how do I install linux?I am very retarded
>>683125008miss when error messages actually told you what was wrong
>>683134787you burn the iso on the usb stickthen you boot it on startup
>>683134787>so how do I install linux?LMAO
>>683134381>jeets roll out an update on fucking friday of all daysThis is propagandaIndians are code monkeys but they’re not responsible for actually pushing the update out, this had to have been done maliciously
>>683134776>cybersecurity software>freaks out when installed on windows machinehmmmmmm
>>683134725>he thinks his device doen't already has backdoorslmao even
>>683133736LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>683134879>This is propagandaok update u next weeksend bob
>>683132396>dude just give every wagie in the world root access to their work computers and expect them to do this simple task without fucking it up/doing something malicious or spiteful/not leak private dataunemployed post
>>683134872>2023>microsoft newshuh?>>683134862HUH??Ok explain it to me like I'm black
>>683134960maybe yours do
>>683133736Oy vey, they're in for it now.
>>683134447accept the job if they give it to you, but seriously look elsewhere even if you do get hired, because their days are numbered after this. mass layoffs soon.
>>683134879I've seen company mails where someone from India says that he pushed release on a customer's environment and the follow up mail from Europe saying they were supposed to push something completely different, so they rolled back.
>>683135031nigga just put the cd in the computer
>>683133736This is why all my money is in tangible shit not made up nonsense like "banks" or "credit"
>>683134381>This has nothing to do with microsoftPainful levels of cope. Microsoft digitally signs crowdstrike's drivers. Without that signature the update couldn't have been deployed in the first place. It's crowdstrikes fault for being jeeted and microsofts fault for not having a functional quality assurance program.
>>683135224>However, for a public release you must sign your driver with a certificate issued by a trusted root authority.Windows is not a console.
>>683135224>It's crowdstrikes fault for being jeeted and microsofts fault for not having a functional quality assurance program.Had it not been for microsoft actually code reviewing shit that goes into linux the XZ backdoor would have ravaged fosstards a few months ago.
>>683134806everyone says this but I can guarantee you have never read a stack trace in your lifemodern BSODs still do include error titles and when it's hardware related are actually pretty descriptive>>683135224that's not what driver signing is for. all driver signing does is let you confirm that the driver indeed came from Crowdstrike and isn't edited.
>>683135004>head of products>head of engineeringNeither of these guys are the ones responsible
>>683134381Just wait until WW3 starts and malicious actors start doing shit like this intentionally.
>>683134787https://linuxmint-installation-guide.readthedocs.io/en/latest/
>>683133975yes they are, you stupid gamer. you don't own nothing and if you get banned you deserve it
>>683132396Yes, tech illiteracy is on the rise again and Windows is a huge contributor to that.Instead of providing any kind of useful information a modern BSOD screen just goes>:( oopsie woopsie we did a fucky wucky, please sit back while I do something unspecified in the backgroundOf course the average tech illiterate zoomie is just gonna sit back, do nothing and hope their system eventually just magically starts working again, that's what they're conditioned to.
>>683135404they actually are responsible. they didn't literally write the bad code or hit the publish button but they would be the final signing authority/oversight body for letting it happen
>>683135031Hear me out, OpenSUSE is all that you need, trust me.
>>683135224>Painful levels of cope. Microsoft digitally signs crowdstrike's drivers.They digitally sign cloudstrikes drivers, not all of their small pushes.
>>683134381>>Most companies that would use this software would disable safemode on employee systems for safety reasonslol serves corpos right for being such uptight cunts about (((security)))
>>683135515>they would be the final signing authority/oversight body for letting it happenThen it's the CEO's fault for letting HR hire them.
>>683134787>Download iso of your choice of distro>Download and use program called Rufus to put iso contents on flash drive OR burn the iso to a cd>Turn off computer when done. Put cd/USB into computer. Turn on computer and enter bios. Select to boot from usb/cd>
>>683134787Just find your system32 folder and delete it. The rest is easy
>>683135224This shows a complete misunderstanding of what code signing is
>>683135224>Microsoft digitally signs crowdstrike's drivers. Without that signature the update couldn't have been deployed in the first place.Microjeets BTFO>>683135394but it does. if microshaft approves it, it means they're confident that it works. no company would approve drivers that don't work
>>683135506there is LITERALLY a stop code in the OP and Win 10 has stop codes for basically everything that's its own faulthttps://www.lifewire.com/blue-screen-error-codes-4065576>>683135587CEOs have stepped down for less but usually for this kind of stuff they throw the CTO or COO under the bus>>683135224code signing has nothing to do with certification for the code being competently made and in good faith/non-malicious
>>683126489>waking up the next morningOptimistic. His phone would probably be blowing up throughout the night.
>>683135016Retired tyvm. Back in your cagie wagie
OK so how many gorillions are being lost right now?
>>683135619>misunderstanding of what code signing isit means they allow them to run on the system. if they're defective they shouldn't sign them.otherwise don't force driver signatures.
>>683135691>but it does. if microshaft approves it, it means they're confident that it works.that's literally not what code signing is for and microsoft does not review third party software for competence or maliciousness.code signing and digital certificates are there to let the user confirm that data they have received is intact and unedited. that's it. that's all it's for. (technically you can use it for encryption too but this is not common)
>>683135394>that's not what driver signing is forIt's not what microsoft's authentication of third party kernel drivers is currently for, that doesn't mean it's a good idea to take their basic functionality on faith.>>683135382>microsoft actually code reviewing shit that goes into linux*A microsoft employed engineer in working his spare time. Not that I'd expect someone who complains about fosstards to know how much even microsoft uses and contributes to open source software.>>683135619No. Microsoft signs off on driver authenticity. They should also sign off on whether it works in the first place, like other vendors (apple/linux foundation) do, because authenticating malicious or exploited code is pointless.
>>683135708>code signing has nothing to do with certificationmicrosoft shouldn't allow malicious drivers to run. this driver is clearly malicious, therefore it's their fault.
>>683134787If you are retarded, don't switch.It takes about a month or two to get accustomed to linux even with a minimal degree of competence.It's a good system but if you're not prepared to learn its quirks it'll just make you rage.
>>683135814authenticity is not the same as being competently writtenthey don't sign off on it actually working. busted up drivers get deployed all the time. it's just that it usually impacts gamer LEDs not blinking or some stupid shit like that rather than causing BSODs (though in ye olden days, plenty of banged up software got to store shelves)>>683135872desperate cope
>>683135708>bro but the stop code thoYikes, imagine being so far up Microshaft's ass you defend nu-BSOD
>>683135797if you force signatures down everyone's throat, you make sure signed shit works.if it doesn't work, then it's YOUR FAULT. (You) are forcing mandatory signing with CAs only (You) approve on people.
It effected Black Desert Online, the servers were down for a while. At least I have my vidya while this clusterfuck of a happening is going on.
>>683135942you've never so much as used the memory viewer in an emulator let alone combed your own stack trace. even with XP they dropped stack dumps in favor of simpler stop codes. the stop codes just have names now. when it's hardware related win 10 will also give you the actual hex number of the code in addition to the name>>683135957>if you force signatures down everyone's throatwindows will let you happily run unsigned code by default.
>>683135774jews are seizing all over the world.
>>683135932the entire point of code signatures is to make sure the software publisher is legitif the software bricks your computer then the publisher is not legit and it shouldn't be signed.
>>683132396>Do zoomers really have trouble with shit like thisNigga, you don't know the half of it. Gen Z are even worse at this shit than boomers are. They don't even know how zip files work.
>>683135814>In his spare timeCitation neededMicrosoft contributes to and donates billions of dollars to linux
>>683135031>>683134787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiW4KN2rNZY
>>683136106>run unsigned codenice try. unsigned drivers won't run, you jewish cunt. you need to pay daddy microjew for their seal of approval, and they don't approve any faggot who shows up
>>6831361214u
>>683133765Anon... did you know what you just posted?
>>683133940Why would you industrial machines need an enterprise anti-virus? Or one at all. Or even be running Windows.
>>683134381A fuckup of this magnitude could be malicious, bribe the right person and they'll make it happen. Too much crazy shit is happening all at once right now.
>>683135224Please tell me you don't actually work in IT. Your knowledge on this stuff is way below any jeet I've ever seen.
>>683136250>sign someone's drivers saying they're legit dudes>they ship broken malicious code>look the other way when it blows upmicrosoft is to blame for approving their drivers
They dreamed about a future that would look loke star trekBut reality is a piece of shit OS made by incompetent pajeetsReminder winjeet 12 will be subscrption based
>>683125008I don't even know what this crowdstrike shit is but they seem to have convince a shitload of low-brow IT faggots/C-suites to buy their shit and now they're all fucked and have to restore their machines by hand lmao
>>683136250>you don't know how to quitwhy bother? at this point, just relax, chill and wait for stack overflow
>>683129114i mean...
>Being part of the Microsoft defense force anno 2024Damn, wherever I am in life, at least I'm not as thoroughly cucked and pathetic as this guy lmao
>>683125008My internet went down, but it's back now. Might or might not have something to do with the update.
>>683136321I think there’s enough fault to spread around. Crowdstrike for pushing broken code, MS for allowing broken code to be pushed and corpo retards for using this trash in the first place
>>683134381>>Emergency services are facing fuckupsaren't they supposed to be off-grid to you know, never be affected by external actors????
>>683136121>>683136321"legit" to code signing and certificate authority only means that it's actually the same data as provided originally. it's just a sticker that says "this wasn't edited in transit", the digital equivalent of a wax seal. you could send someone a letter simply reading "ur a faget" and crudely drawn saggy wolf hag titties drawn with your own AIDS blood but if it's in an enevelope with your complex hard to replicate wax seal it's "legit" in that it's definitely from you. certificates try to accomplish the same thing in a digital context. they don't care about the good faith or competence of what it signs, it's just proof that it's as-is from the originator>>683136176true, they even ported powershell to iti don't know why they did it, but they did it>>683136262adding "busting fat nuts inside kerfus bots causes loss of data purity" to the CVE database as we speak
>>683136521if you update your software a microsecond after an update comes out, you're a fucking fascist nazi, chud
>>683136521in big cities they are and have multiple redundancies but i could see some hick town that spent all its money on gulf war surplus instead of functioning call centre equipment getting fucked over by its 911 dispatcher using a second-hand chinkpad maintained by an IT department composed of the mayor's son and his techbro friend(singular)
>>683136550>it's just a sticker that says "this wasn't edited in transit"shut up kike.they sign software because they don't want you running shit that's not approved by microjeet.if they want that kind of control, they better be prepared to be on the hook when shit they signed breaks your machine
>>683135224You're so stupid it hurts, you're indian arent you?
>>683135932>they don't sign off on it actually workingBecause microsoft likes to profit off third party driver support without doing basic quality assurance. Apple and Google don't allow broken third party modules to reach the public.>>683136176Chinese whispering retard. The backdoor was found because the microsoft engineer obsessively benchmarked his software every release.https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4>With the backdoored liblzma installed, logins via ssh become a lot slower.>>683136319t. shillCrowdstrike is yet another example that digital signing and build reproduction is security theater. Linux nearly got a global backdoor in an official release of software that thousands of packages depend on. But at least it was digitally signed ;)
>>683127748Trump's assassin was republican though
>>683136736and he is gonna win
>>683136121code signatures verify that the software comes from who it says it does, and it hasn't been tampered with by a third party since being signed
>>683136693>>683136710>>they sign software because they don't want you running shit that's not approved by microjeet.you can run unsigned code by defaultare you confusing App Store rules for digital signing?
>>683136736NOOOOO HE HAD A PICTURE OF BYEDEN ON HIS PHONE
>>683136789you CAN'T RUN UNSIGNED DRIVERSkill yourself you megakike pajeet
>>683136796correct, he also donated to democrats
>>683136550>the digital equivalent of a wax seal.is the SHA-256 and similar publicly available algorithms, retard
>>683136550>the CVE database as we speakheheheh
>>683136736Far-leftists have been registering as republican just so they can try to sabotage Trump in the Republican primaries. It didn't work since he beat Nikki Haley in a landslide.
God I hope the same thing happens to retards that install gacha/multiplayer games with kernel level anti-cheat on their PC.
>>683136839it's a metaphor, you fool >>683136857this poster likes kissing boys
>>683135404>the head of engineering has nothing to do with final signingok sar
>>683136831You absolutely can, it’s just a couple of clicks. Not being able to is one of the few things iOS does right, except that they do it for purely selfish/profit reasons
>>683136892>this poster likes kissing boys
>>683136892>metaphorvideo games!
>>683136736And Trump was a fucking Democrat at one point. What of it?This is why video games are dead, because of one way politics
>>683136958>iOSwe're talking about windows not letting you run unsigned drivers you fucking kike cuntmicrosoft should be sued for approving these broken pajeet drivers
>>683127342i thought hospitals specifically don't use the newest windowsslop for this reason
>>683136831>you CAN'T RUN UNSIGNED DRIVERSTell that to my cobbled together chinese Audio interface running basement code drivers that aren't signed in any way shape or form. Windows doesn't even know what the fuck they are. You can force it.
>>683136887Nah, cuz they actually make money and are trying to protect their golden gooses.while these agencies are trying their hardest to make money(cuz they survive bail-out after bail-out)
>>683137032If you can’t comprehend my posts please don’t respond to them. Good day to you sir
>>683137032>someone mailed me a pipe bomb, I can't believe the post office would just let them do that, it had stamps on it and everything!!!
>>683137050go to your coworker's computer. try to install unsigned drivers. see how well that goes
>>683137040NopeSt. Jude's is getting fucked up right now too
>>683137040hospitals are notoriously bad with IT but more because of HIPAA shit and their actual cybersecurity and normal IT protocols are generally pretty wackit's an industry that still insists unencrypted fax is more secure than e-mail
>>683137105>holy shit, you need a password to install stuff?Retard
>>683137105>can't install whatever software you want on locked-down work PC>somehow this means you can't install unsigned driverswoah...
>>683125008Why the fuck did you even install Crowdstrike on your gaming pc?
>>683137102anyone can send mail at the post office. no need for background checks or screenings.windows refuses to run drivers unless the publisher is approved by microjeet beforehand.
>>683136521lol no, they also got affected during the internet outages when AT&T took a shit in several US cities awhile backthe official advice was if you needed to call 911 go to a neighbor that had a different provider cause otherwise you were fucked
>>683126861>around a billion computersWhat’s the actual number?
>>683137105>go to your coworker's computer. try to install unsigned drivers. see how well that goesOr I could go to my computer and do it, which I did. You know there are multiple tutorials all over the place to do this right? The only downside is it might disable itself again after boot but you can write a command for it to reenable itself on startup.
>antivirus software This is the first time I've ever even heard of Crowdstrike. I thought Windows Defender was enough for the majority of people.
>>683137289About tree fiddy
Can't play diablo 2 online.
>>683125008It wasnt windows it was the update to a specific security system, which bricked the systems it was on
>>683137229microsoft doesn't "approve" shit. you have a mistaken understanding of digital signing/certificates. it's not a certification process like a machine shop or hospital goes through>>683137259to be fair what are they really supposed to do about a particular carrier fucking up if they can still receive inbound calls from other carriers? it's not on their end
>>683137303>I thought Windows Defender was enough for the majority of people.it is, only companies use crowdstrike
>>683137189microsoft shouldn't sign off on broken drivers. their signatures are supposed to protect consumers, not endanger them>>683137295>Or I could go to my computer and do itcool now try to install them on stock windows out of the box without rebooting into safe mode. you know, like 99.99999999% of people would do it
When did technology turn from "awesome I cant wait for the future tech" to "oh God I m already dreading the next pajeet scan/product/fuck up"
>>683137303it is good enough on home PCs. in enterprise settings, IT needs an excuse to be employed, so they waste company money on mostly useless "security" shit like Crowdstrike
>>683137375>microsoft doesn't "approve" shit.then why can't I just submit random shit for them to sign? I thought you said they didn't approve anything and just signed shit?>>683137443it's your fault for delegating everything to jewish corporations. now (((they))) decide for you
>>683137303products for consumers and products for big businesses can both do the exact same shit but have zero market intersect for a variety of reasons
>Work for a company that uses Crowdstrike>Had the day booked off and only heard about this midday>mfw I could have basically had a free day off anyway as we wouldn't have been able to do shit todayFucks sake.
>>683137443Somewhere around Windows 95
>>683137303It is, world spanning corporations that can result in death if a computer isnt working kindof want to make sure they dont have some Russian turning off air traffic systems in return for GTA leaks.
>>683125008>we're just collecting some error info and then we'll restart for youDid they ever consider that maybe... giving the user a CHOICE would be a good idea?
>>683137443whenever you specifically turned 20
>>683125008>wants to play games>can't because of a failure from a 3rd party security systemAbsolute state of peesee
>>683137443This has nothing to do with your racist bullshit and everything to do with American CEOs mass laying people off or just fucking over their teams.
>>683137498>zero market intersect for a variety of reasonsthere are many (((reasons))), actually. the main reason is the software is designed to let the vendor have enterprise customers by the balls. if they aren't good goyim they get sued for piracy.
>>683137405>cool now try to install them on stock windows out of the boxI did, how do you think I did it when I reinstalled windows. Regardless, you're moving the goalposts, you specifically said you can't run unassigned drivers, and you can.
>>683137547>Why is my corpo-provided PC hooked up to skynet wtf!!!!!!!!!on home installs you can skip it, and ofc do lower level shit to turn off or block telemetry in general
>>683137610Mass laying people off and hiring/outsourcing indians
>>683137610>muh raisinsgo back.it's all poojeet fault. if jobs hadn't been offshored to 3rd world shitholes none of this would be happening
>>683137669if indians weren't the lowest bidder it would be some other third world country with half-decent phone coverage. a while back it was all polacks. like literally polish people from poland
>>683137303Depends what you mean by good enough. That just checks the fingerprint of files and compares it to a list of known malware. But bad actors have caught on and began to add random data to their software to change its fingerprint for each user. CrowdStrike detects events that happen on your computer and sends it to some statistical models that determines whether or not its behavior that acts like malware..
>>683137637>you can't run unassigned driversfucking pajeet kike sympathizer, kill yourselfcrowdstrike's poojeet drivers shouldn't have been signedit's microsoft's fault because they approved faulty drivers
>>683136148How is that possible? Didn't they grow up on laptops and phones?
>>683137610Bitch, I work for a huge company and ALL our IT department are Indians. The racist meme is real. It's no coincidence that code has become buggier and shitter over the years.
>>683137646>on home installs you can skip itI would believe you if we weren't talking about Microsoft hereYou can't even use an offline login anymore can you? You need to make a MS account? Fuck Microsoft.
>>683136789Not the first guy, but he's not wrong. On modern windows, you can't load unsigned drivers by default, software distribution and updates are increasingly centralized around microsoft's app store and boot time hardware attestation is required. Microsoft has been trying to build a apple like walled garden since they mandated secure boot. Doing that comes with the same expectations that Apple and Google, especially for enterprise users, where software that is allowed to run by the vendor shouldn't be broken or malicious. Signing off that the people who signed driver X are who they say there are isn't good enough. You can't have a walled garden except for the WinXP like wild west for enterprise critical software. We all know the alternative is spending the money on more GUI redesigns instead.
>>683135004who are crashng in 2024 :)))https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZAEDSLTBEs&t=160s
>>683137736>a while back it was all polacks. >like literally polish people from polandyeah that's what polack means
>>683132143ToS is subject to being pissed on and thrown out on the Judge's Judgement in any court case. In legal terms, it's a "Boilerplate contract" which means as long as the terms are reasonable and fair they will hold, but unreasonable and bullshit terms can be thrown out, either individually or along with the whole thing. And it's the Judge who decides what's bullshit.
>>683137858There are ways. Works on my machine
>>683136832Different guy>>683136869>>683137014Pure cope. You forget that not every republican is a trumpfag and there's plenty of them that hate trump, it's why nikki got all those votes (not that it matters, she bent the knee). Your guy is an imbecile and an embarrassment to Reagan republicans. I will never vote for a guy who fellates russia, especially when we're destroying the russian army at no US lives lost and he wants to stop that.
>>683137891plenty of filthy gypsies in polan
>>683137858>You can't even use an offline login anymore can you?you can. it is hidden behind a command, but the option is therenot defending this bullshit, but you can do it if you want to
>>683137821>>you can't run unassigned drivers>fucking pajeet kike sympathizer, kill yourself>crowdstrike's poojeet drivers shouldn't have been signed>it's microsoft's fault because they approved faulty driversMoving the goalposts againYou don't understand how driver signing works, and you can install unsigned drivers, which you claimed you can not do. I accept your concession.
>>683137942>and an embarrassment to Reagan republicanslol
>>683137858>You can't even use an offline login anymore can you? You need to make a MS account?not true at all. i'm on win 10 and have a local profile only. though on enterprise editions you can do fuckery to delete all the local profiles/force signing into a domain to make sure IT departments have a reason to still collect welfare>>683137976on win 10 or 11? on win 10 it's not even hidden. it's a smaller button when you install for the first time but it's the same screen and everything>>683137891some people confuse it for /pol/ posters because they are retarded. i felt the need to be clear
>>683137901>ToS is subject to being pissed on and thrown out on the Judge's Judgement in any court case.so you're telling me ToS don't apply if you're rich and powerful, and only the masses get burned by them, got it
>>683131269How do you make these
>>683125832> Explaining that file paths don't start with C:\ to a billion panicking people in one day is too much workpeople dont know what file systems are any more
>>683137823Thats the exact reason why they are retarded. Im a neet and I have to help in my mom's work place for free because all the stupid zoomers dont know shit like installing printers, zipping files, changing .doc to .pdfIf someonething isnt in a place like gogle play store, zoomers have no idea how to install it
>>683137821lmao look at this stupid pajeet crying, imagine being a shit eater like you
>>683137885i crash for shee
>>683125979crowdstrike won't last that long
>>683137982>red herringit's microsoft's fault.they shouldn't have signed the driversyou can't install unsigned drivers because you need to boot into safe mode which no one does. and then disable windows defender will stop you. and no one knows how to disable windows defender
>>683137984Reagan would've provided all the weapons necessary to kill as many russians as possible. We'd be at 3 million dead ruskies right now instead of just 500k.
>>683136831HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA
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>>683138098see >>683138151if they sign the drivers, it's their fault. they need to screen and vet the organizations before signing their drivers.what's the point of signing defective software?
>>683138049Newer W10 versions hide the button if the OOBE setup process detects it's connected to the internet, and W11 just refuses to budge from its internet-required state until you use Shift+F10 to swear at it and reboot which makes the hidden button finally appear.
>>683138248Signing drivers doesn't mean what you think it means
>>683129735Have you ever been around people? Being unreasonable is not a boomers only trait, the problem is when you cant tell the unreasonable party to go climb a wall of dicks on the spot because they're your boss instead of a random faggot on the street you can flip off.
>>683138345so you mean that once I get a cert I can ship broken garbage that crashes every windows user's computer and no one will bat an eye?
>>683138240Asks for correction.
>>683136119Good shit
>>683137874i'll cede that it's not a default option, but the point still stands that:>you CAN use them after changing some settingsand>driver signature enforcement is not an attestation to code quality, it is an attestation that the driver is uneditedyou're confusing App Store rules for signature enforcement. you can't put stuff on the App Store without passing some actual testing, but getting a cert is as simple as paying VeriSign like fifty bucks.>Signing off that the people who signed driver X are who they say there are isn't good enough. it's not M$s job to inspect every piece of software in existence that runs on their OS. at a certain point it's on the user/administrator to do their own homework. like i already said>last place i worked it took months for routine windows updates to get cleared for adding to system images, let alone servers. lmao leaving auto-update on anything ever in an enterprise environmentthe accepted best practice is to have a test environment for this stuff before deploying to lots of users, since you can't be sure that the guys you're buying software from are doing that themselves. i don't know if CrowdStrike specifically lets you turn off auto-updating but if it doesn't and I were a CTO, I'd advise against using it in favor of something that can be tested before updating en masse>>683138390yes. nVidia does it all the time
>>683135224t.
>>683138390Essentially. The cert just confirms that you’re the one doing it
>turns out to no one's surprise that the people who whine about pajeets are literal noobs themselvesI love this thread.
>>683138390yes, as long as you pay for certification it's free game
>>683138297I got a new computer only a year ago and threw Win 10 on it and it didn't do that. havent even bothered with W11 though because I had to use it at work Literally Once and it was offensively bad
I'm ashamed of my tech illiteracy and want to get better.Where do I start?
>>683138390>so you mean that once I get a cert I can ship broken garbage that crashes every windows user's computer and no one will bat an eye?Yes, the cert just proves its from you.
>>683137942>Pure copeIts true
>>683138390yes. it's like sending something certified mail. there's a record that it's definitely from you and was sent from a certain place and time but there could be fucking anthrax in there for all the post office gives a shit>>683138587have a problem with your computer and then fix it yourself instead of getting a new one/calling geek squad.
>>683138587Install gentoo. Seriously tho, have a system dedicated to fucking around with and lurk /g/
>>683138390unironically yes
crowdstrike lawsuits incoming.
>>683138390yeah. all this "shouldnt be malware" stuff is App Store rules. digital signing just shows that it wasn't tampered with, not that it wasn't shit in the first place. 4chan uses SSL and has certs, doesn't mean this place isn't a shithole.>>683138736>have a system dedicated to fucking aroother than hardware stuff, is there any real reason not to use a VM for this? setting up VMs itself is a good exercise for a noob who wants to start hacker larping
>>683138469>it's not M$s job to inspect every piece of software in existence that runs on their OS.If they allowed all windows computers to run unsigned drivers by default, I'd agree.>b-but you can run unsigned driversthe "disable driver signature enforcement" setting eventually reverts itself after a reboot you disingenuous cunt
>>683138562Of substantial scale if factual.
>>683138587Here's the autistic 4chan tech wikihttps://wiki.installgentoo.com/wiki/Main_Page
>>683138829>set up a VMThat sounds brilliant to me, be may be too advanced. I’m old and geeky so it’s like muscle memory to me
>>683138829>4chan uses SSL and has certs, doesn't mean this place isn't a shithole.go back to xitter pajeet
>>683138865>the "disable driver signature enforcement" setting eventually reverts itself after a reboot you disingenuous cuntStartup script
>>683138865ok but driver sig enforcement still isn't for preventing bad software from getting out and isn't an actual certification process. certificate =/= certified imagine you bought a nice Armani jacket and it came with a certificate of authenticity. that certificate just means it's real Armani, not that the jacket isn't full of moths and cum
>>683138678Well well well
>>683138678Wow, some deranged bitches on a reddit witch board totally disprove that a lot of republicans do not like trump and what he represents. Also reminder trump is the most pro kike pro israel fuckhead ever and he'll still let shitskins into the country, they'll just be le legal and based so it's fine. Lol, lmao.
>>683138978>y-you can, you just need to follow 10 steps of bullshit and it only lasts for a rebootthat's like saying that you can shoot yourself through the head and survive if the bullet doesn't hit critical areas of your brain
>>683138390yeahPretty cool huh?
>>683139092The claim that some radicalized far-leftist register republican just so they can vote against Trump in the primaries.
>>683139115Your statement is actually closer to being sound.
>>683139115>>y-you can, you just need to follow 10 steps of bullshit and it only lasts for a rebootNot even close to 10 steps and it can run on every reboot with the startup script, as I said.Is google translate fucking up for you?
>>683138390>send out driver that bricks people's PCs>can trace it to a particular driver>company can't say it wasn't their driver or the driver had malware after the fact it because it's signed and legit authentically 100% their code>company gets BTFO in the press, people stop using their productthe system works
>>683139278Anyone who knows how to write a startup script has already jumped ship to an OS that doesn't hate them.
>>683138390Pretty much, at least I know who to blame.
>>683139367name one good OS made in the past 20 fucking years
>>683139367Pretty much, but you can still do it within windows which was the point of discussion. Most people I know who run retarded hardware have a duel boot for another linux distro just to make it a little more simple.
>>683138469>driver signature enforcement is not an attestation to code quality, it is an attestation that the driver is uneditedWhich is pointless and that's my entire point. The xz backdoor was signed off on by multiple developers on the project. The current form of driver signing has always been security theater that only stops the most low effort malware.>it's not M$s job to inspect every piece of software in existence that runs on their OS.It certainly should be their responsibility to audit or pay people to audit software they co-sign, whether it's a driver or a program in their app store. Otherwise they'll made the digital signatures worthless if things like this >>683138562 continue
>>683139479Debian Sid
>>683138070>>683125832windows filesystem is intuitive because it starts at "which physical drive is it on" and then goes from there through logically named directorieslinux filesystem is unintuitive because despite still having reasonable names and logical progression through directories no one actually follows any standards so every distro and every piece of software just vomits shit wherever it wants
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>>683139716How the fuck did you get this screencap of my desktop?
And this is why I turn off updates.>B-BUT MUH SECURITYBetter than letting Microsoft ruin your computer.
>>683128457>Can a Linux tranny explain why all Linux builds over time just deteriorate?what do you even mean?are you somehow inventing rapid bitrot by existing?are you this retarded?
>>683138390Yes but people can sue and target you.
>>683139716kek
>>683129114yea itll dip to 0, then you can buy
>>683139716based shooting on these linux animefags stuck in 2011
>>683139580People, people never change
>>683139495>It certainly should be their responsibility to audit or pay people to audit software they co-sign,they do that for App Store stuff.Also, after looking it up, apparently drivers have to pass automated testing but other than that you basically just need to hand 50$ over to Entrust (who are notoriously garbage) and pass an automated testing suite that's designed for hardware rather than software.https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-hardware/drivers/dashboard/code-signing-reqs
>>683125008no, because this only affected enterprise edition users who were customers of a cybersecurity company using their software in their deployed machinesanyone here saying this affected their personal computer are larpers trying to play pretend
