I shall grant you... one wish.But it must make /v/ a better place.
Can I wish for something that makes /v/ better as a result of it making the entire world better?no more browns
I wish that only AI images are allowed on the entirety of 4chan
>>720686438I wish for a Nintendo containment board.
Kill all indians
>>720686438triple the salary of the jannies
>>720686438I wish /v/ had age verification!
I wish for accurate flags regardless of IP location
>>720686438Only Americans are allowed to use the internet
>>720686749how hard would it be to just outright prevent certain IP ranges from loading?
send ai slop and waifu generals to /trash/ where they belong
>>720686438The 4 other parts of Angel Beats! to be released...
>>720686438I wish for Nintendo to receive its own separate board.
>>720686438no more reddit and twitter screencap threads or discussions
>>720686724You don't need a wish for that, I'll pay the jannie's raise out of my own pocket.
I wish /v/ had poster ids
>>720686438Ban:-Temmieposter-Vidya butts poster-Pick you're waifu poster-Strong female characters poster-Tomboyposter-Gaming is healing posterThe quality of the board immediately rises by 200%
>>720686438I wish to ban mobile posters.
add IDs and ban twitter screencap threads
>>720686438I wish that the PS5 had games.
>>720686847You are so silly anon.
>>720686438Turn the IP counter back on so the site can finally die for good when we realize all threads are just 3 anons.
>>720686438I wish that every /v/ anon got a girlfriend that leans over their shoulder when they post and encourages them to be interesting and original.
I wish... FOR EVERYONE ON THIS HELLISH WEBSITE TO RECIEVE A SUPER-THIN YET PAINFUL PAPERCUT DIRECTLY ON THEIR PENIS TIP / CLITORIS!!!! also make me head-admin
>>720686438Shadowban all mobile useragents
>>720686438make twitter/reddit threads a permanent ban
>>720686438Buy an ad is filtered into "tell me more" and whatever is made up to replace that becomes "do go on" etc.
I wish that Silksong didn't shit the bed at Act 3
>>720686438Split into /jpv/ and /wv/, so weebs can weeb and westaboos can felate alphabet marines.>>720687868Joke's on you, that's my fetish.
>>720688672Would division help or just make more excuses for flamewars? Because at that point, people are assigned teams.
>>720686438I wish 4chan had a site owner who passionately cared about the quality of the site
>>720686438I wish that any post talking about a specific game automatically has the amount of hours that poster has played in said game listed.
>>720686438uhhhh I wish the Nintendo and Sony fans would stop fighting :)
>>720686438I wish for 4chan to go down again, for five years this time.
>>720688815Flamewars have existed since forever and will keep existing, but the split between japanese and western game design is such that the flamewars are stale, because each public values and hates widely different things.Flamewars in separate boards would be different as in, instead of western fans complaining about a japanese game's graphics or benchmarking while the japanese fans complain the western game isn't coomy and colorful enough, we'd get Persona fans complaining DQ doesn't have depth, while DQ fans joke about how Persona fans haven't played 1 and 2. Those more in-depth personal flamewars are more fun, give a deeper insight into each game, and are why cookiefags and miyazakifags threads about fighting over Souls X Ninja Gaiden are more fun than JRPG X WRPG threads.
>>720686438get rid of the tortanic posters
>>720689329I guess, but I feel like once it becomes official that the 2 sides are separate teams, there's gonna be a fuckton of shitposting about how the other side is gay and we're based. Do you think this site's users will follow its rules? I don't want the undesirables to get any new material.
>>720689983Do you remember what the site looked like before /vp/? I don't need every user to follow rules, I just want to be able to kinda filter what I'm vying for when searching for discussions. There's the added bonus that it would enable me to completely ignore discussion over fotm that didn't click with me, like deltarune or silksong, by just browsing the other board.
>>720687254>>720686596I have masturbated more to images I've genned of Isabelle than any other character.2nd place is Miku
>>720686438Ban all kind of porn threads from /v/ and only /v/.
>>720686438Kill anyone who posts e-celeb shit but for real this time.
>>720690948"e-celeb shit" is too generic. that would mean anybody from vinesauce all the way up to developers talking about their own game
>>720686438Every post needs to contain both the words nigger and faggot to filter zoomers.
>>720687086whats wrong with all of those
>>720686537>spoilerbeat me to it
>>720686438I wish the cast of every videogame was made up entirely of cute bunnies. This would make /v/ happier because everyone loves bunnies and there would be no more ugly minorities.
>>720686725This but also region lock to 1st world countries
>>720686996This would reduce board schizophrenia by at least 50%
>>720687868actually loser that's not gender equivalent per se. wahmen don't piss out of their clit, although otherwise it's equal. You ought to have said their urethra, but whatever, ur probably a virgin and dont know any better so fine
>>720686438every anon here that would love their SO and not be abusive gets their waifu or husbando
>>720686438I want you TO DIE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiGRq4OyHHM
>>720691167I don't. Stop forcing your fetish in public; it's unbecoming. You're hopefully better than that.
I wish (You) all have a good Monday!;-3
>>720691467That's a lie. EVERYONE loves bunnies. It's a known fact.
>>720686438did anyone else fap to this thing?
>>720692025I think they're only okay. Also, without getting into the fact you want to fuck them, I hate homogenization in principle, so all "make everything x" statements earns my ire.
>>720691560LMAOOOO
>>720692162It's okay, Anon. You don't need to lie to me. We're all anonymous here.
>>720692025I love bunnies but personally I'm more of a bug kinda guy. You can only do so much with being a bunny meanwhile I can have wings n shit or cool horns. Even something small like pic rel satisfies me to my core
>>720692483You aren't so stupid that you can't fathom I want this more than a rabbit.
>>720686438I wish to Ban Fire Emblem threads from /v/
>>720692913Why can't you just get a filter?
>>720692593Bunnies can have wings and horns, too. See the wolpertinger, jackalope, and almiraj.>>720692725That's a robot/vehicle, it's exempt from bunnification.
I wish anyone that post BBC on /v/ gets kicked in the dick, every day, for a month by a large black man.Should they be a woman, they are instead kicked in the cunt by a fat black woman wearing pointy shoes.
>>720686438i wish for threads like "save the princess" were back and for all video games to be a lot cheaper
>>720693148okay then I want this more than any rabbit you racist
Ban anyone with less than 2000 hours in competitive multiplayer vidya.
>>720693237WHY? I do not want to be miserable just to call you a faggot.
>>720693148>wolpertinger actually looks cool as fuck>one of the only games i see with it is fucking wowi guess bunnyfags also lack creativity..
>>720686996Bring back poster count too and shorter captchas
>>720693345Wolpertingers are an entire race of monsters in Siralim Ultimate.
>>720687254Why is a dog wearing underwear panties?
>>720693229That's a monster, those are also exempt from bunnification.
>>720693409So what if a game just doesn't have any humans then?
>>720686438Release Galacta Knight
>>720686438I WISH THE WORD FILTER LIST WOULD GET UPDATED SO THAT THESE TIRED FOTM MEMES WOULD FINALLY BE PUT TO REST AND I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR ANOTHER BROWNOID WOEFULLY MISUSE "SEETHE"
>>720693474Those are very rare, but I should have specified "humanoid cast" in my original post.
>>720693697that's less shitty but you're still a furry who can't get that not everyone shares your fetish
>>720693686>>720693686>>720693686I love you
>>720693819But we've already been over this, everyone loves bunnies!
>>720686438I wish for thread IDs.
I wish anyone can post gay men on /v/
>>720692723CTFUUU
That fat fuck Gabe croaks.
>>720687086Technically this makes /v/ better but almost imperceptibly so, and that's depressing to think about.
>>720686438i wish all furries would die right now
>>720694262The bunny in question
>>720686940we should just ban all slopstation posting instead
