/v/ The Musical XIII First thread editionLast Thread: >>692982341Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg>What is this?An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 through October 15. We are just starting up again, consider this your wake up call!>How do I contribute?Write something and post it in thread and in the Song Spreadsheet once it's set up! Or look in the thread or Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made!General Links>Song SpreadsheetUnavailable for now, the next thread should include these once the anons handling this wake up>Songs that are already donehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16rgydhRgtfhrkW3lQwLSyjuS5INyFnd5hVvWx31JW00>NEWFAQhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1QwgjGUjVfgURMBAQZbcuRdBH0GK50I3edg0bxetXeCg>Art FolderUnavailable for now, the next thread should include these once the anons handling this wake up>Instrumental databasehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMoG5tvsVvHD4J5J9SbDIJzXBqKq5Uu90-TWtsjSvIcContains 4000+ instrumentals made from original studio recordings and 74000+ karaoke tracks.If you need a song from the database, simply tag your post with [VINST] so we can easily find it>IRC (client currently dead)kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#vmusical>proper mic techniquewww.youtube.com/watch?v=sr8c5sgkkvc [Embed]Where can I listen to the songs?>Web Playervthemusical.stfweb.lv>Latest videoswww.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ>Site with songs from previous years (RIP Bandcamp)https://the-voombox.xyz/https://vthemusical.neocities.org
not video games, fuck off
>>720707863Fuck off dildo company
>>720707863>once the anons handling this wake upAnyone can make these. I don't really got time today due to wageslaving.t. Greene
I'm so glad to see this thread up. Last year was a blast and I still treasure many of the songs that got made. Can't wait to work with ya'll this year and make some more sick tunes. It's gonna be a great month.
>>720707863Nice try but I'm waiting until it's September 16th
>>720707863YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH LETS GO I ALREADY GOT IDEAS
>>720708745it's the 15th lil bro. if anything this thread is late, last year we had the 1st thread crazy early on the 14th. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/688777202/
>>720708762Looking forward to working together anon :)>>720708625it can't hurt either way, last year I recall we had a sheet shift after a day or two and it's easy to just copy paste the whole thing when we do that.
I done wrote a song Rock N Roll McdonaldsLust Provoking ImageOriginal :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvoInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg1NL2hdohsLyrics: https://rentry.co/7it8fdmhThe /v/ board is the place to coomJust check the catalogue for some big girl tittysPaired with irrelevant time-wasting questionAnon come here to jerk off to the girl picturesLust provoking imageLust provoking imageLust provoking imageLust provoking imageThe image will make you hardThey have big titsThey have little loliThey will make you coom hardLust provoking imageLust provoking imageLust provoking imageLust provoking imageThe question answerers are the worstThey are worse than the coomersA coom thread has 400 coom repliesA coom thread has just 99 question repliesLust provoking imageLust provoking imageLust provoking imageLust provoking imageRock on LolisRock on big tit girlsWaifus, first choice for free replies
>>720708939how do you do this so fast
Finest Hour (2025) Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPG84zY-HOYIt's great to be a kingAnd now I'm finally backTo fill this world with wretched rotAnd eat it as a snackI will rot away your cityI will rot away this townHave fun with those bananasWhen they're all rotten and brown!Now with the root's great powerThis is my finest hourNot even your beat can stop me nowBanandium is mine!I'll finally have my wishSorry, I don't know a void, who dis?I'll rot you filthy monkeysAnd the loli with the feetAnd I'll open wide, and enjoy a kingly feast!Joined smash without a showerThis is my finest hourI'm not some cheap replacement to be burnedBefore the root can grant my wishCome over here, I'll make you go squishIt brings me so much joy that I've returned
>>720709067it's been the 15th for 3 hours where I live. I knew the thread was coming so at midnight I picked a simple song to work on. tldr autism
>>720709180I'm confused, it's a K Rool song that's a parody of a K Rool song?
>>720709296Yes
>>720709330Good enough for me lol
Holy shit. A year flew by like that. Can't wait to sing you guys' songs once again this year! If y'all need some ideas early, i've been wanting to record Billy Joel's "New York State of Mind" or "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant". Other bands or songs I'd wanna sing are Paramore's "Ignorance", Teddy Swims' "Lose Control", anything by Silk Sonic, and I'm down tk record the "Stargazer" Rainbow parody if new lyrics were made this year. Ideas i'd like to sing about are obviously the shutdown, the U R MR GAY Movie announcement, and maybe Sanic? Your call in the end. Happy parodying, /v/irgins!P.S. We ARE Sound's Plant
Low Rider - Warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkwuz0iXQgAll my friends Pick the Baby blooper.The damn, blooper, is a little stupidThe damn blooper, drives a little fasterthat blooper, is a real bastard.HeyThat Blooper, lands every jump yeahThe Blooper, is the one for chumps yeahThe blooper, don't lose no games nowThe damn blooper, don't take no brains Pick another Kart, pick another KartPick another kart and playPick another Kart, pick another KartPick another kart this game
>a song about steam sales and gabe newellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQE4iaIWlrwTo pay, or not to pay that is the question...
>>720709523oh dang we never did low rider? sick pull. I always love seeing the great older songs people find to do year after year.
I wrote a Seven Rings in Hand greentext about furries spamming porn in Sonic threads a while back which I could workshop. I made sure it all fit well enough to be singable but personally I'd die of embarrassment singing it in its current form.MAKE BELIEVE REBORNFAT TIT BAT SUCKS COCKHEDGEHOGS MAKING OUTSONIC FURRY PORNNo such thing as Sonic art that’s cleanThey post horny art instead of playing the gamesSo many anons banned by jannies in the threadPosts unmade instead of jerking their peensDiscussion dies like cum in the sandNo more pics post nothing at all or memesNothing at all or memesDiscussions rise when furries are goneGet them out let’s scare them off with memesScare them off with memesFurries in the thread posting Sonic feet no shoesFurries in the thread lusting after Tails tooFurries in the thread Cream’s her name not what you doFurries in the thread stop your shit or yiff in hellMAKE BELIEVE REBORNAMY IN THE NUDEBIG THE CAT’S BIG COCKSONIC FURRY PORNFurries ruin it allThread cannot be savedPost to put it downToddlers, bench, and fox
Obligatory Janny songBen 10 theme'Chan BanOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ThKj1D-h5oInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEJ9FtIU-PgLyrics: https://rentry.co/6duw6bh4It started when a shitposter pissed off this stupid guyHe vowed revenge upon his post, for janny he appliedNow he's got his ban hammer, so shitposter's post will die4chan ban! (chan ban!)So now just watch out, or go without shitposts you deviseOnce finished with his hotpocket, send you to your demiseHe's smelly, ugly, lonely, dumb, but piss him off he cries:4chan ban! (chan ban!)Guard the threads, he's watching /v/Pettiest banwaves you'll ever seeHe'll never stop but he gets no pay'Cause he's the saddest Neet with no vidya to play'chan ban! (Ban! B-B-B-Ban!)
here's looking forward to all the bangers anons will put out this year. kinda sleepy rn like this first thread but i'll sing something eventually.
Sorry I'm late, dozed off while waiting for a proper waiting room thread that never cameSWEET WHORES OF METROID PRIME FOUR, ANON. IT'S /v/ THE MUSICAL XIII, WHAT ARE YOU WORKAN ON?WRITAN?SINGAN?EDITAN?ARTAN?VIDEOFAGGAN FOR SONGS BOTH OLD AND NEW?KIND OF EARLY FOR MOST OF THOSE BUT I ADMIRE THE COMMITMANT, ANON. OFF TO A BIT OF A SLOW START, BUT THERE WASANT A WAITAN ROOM THREAD AND IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN BURGERLAND SO IT'S NOT SURPRISAN. LOOKAN FORWARD TO ANYTHAN YOU'VE GOT COOKAN UP, ANON. DON'T FORGET, I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>720709693it's unfortunate but one of our only rules is that we can't do song lyrics posted outside of the musical threads in the past. without that rule it becomes too easy for people to just take lyrics from anyone anywhere, when the point of this project is that we dedicate a whole month each year to creating songs by us, for us.a song about the toddlers, bench, and fox meme is a fun idea for sure though
Reminder to write pop music
>>720709832>writanA starcadian song, and a country song or two.>singan>editanmaybe this'll be the year>artanlmao>videofaggandon't tease me yellanon
>>720709773Very glad to see an uma posted already, I had a feeling I wouldn't be the only umafag. Doja Cat - WomanUmaOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIGCSUBWfs8Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgpPoFrb2AgFull Lyrics: https://rentry.co/yf5faw8tUma, let me be your UmaUma, Uma, Uma (ay)I can be your UmaUma, Uma, Uma (ay)What's your speed?She can pace chase, late surge, close out, she can leadShe can handle it for any strategyProvide trainin' plans they will never be de-viated, you see (ay)You whip me into shapeI'm gonna win this race, you need an Uma who's in first placeJust train speed now I'll be your aceTraina, tone up my hips and waist, hit Wit now just in caseYou pulled me traina, so hear me say, "hey, let me be your Uma"Uma (traina), let me be your Uma (I know, mm)Uma, Uma, Uma (traina)I can be your Uma (I know)Uma, Uma, Uma (traina)Let me be your Uma (I know)Uma, Uma, Uma (ay, traina)I can be your Uma (I know)Uma, Uma, UmaI can be your trainee, I'm an UmaI'm a carrot muncha, like there ain't no othaURA Finals in the bag but I just need your help, yaPut the trophies in the cab'net like I'm Michael Phelps, yaGotta face a lotta Uma who will never quitBut it's all guuci, cuz you know I'm dominantGotta train me right, so I can stomp these novicesGot Inspiration I'm a God thanks to the GoddessesHonses as strong as honses get, and you know I'm the whole shebangI mean I'm not just a runner, I can really sangComing first in the PvP, you know that I'm gonnaI could be the Director, just look at AkikawaAnd I won't be no slacker, long as you my trainerThe two of us together, now that's a no brainerI'm gonna win them from the shortest races to the longest, I'm the strongestThey wanna see me end up like I'm Urara on long turfGold Ship, Mcqueen, Rudolf, and King (yeah)I've beat 'em all, I'm the real thing (nah)Pretty fun, Pretty Derby rise to the top (top)Equine gonna win, I'm gonna win (wah)
>>720709924you'll get Toby Keith and you'll like it
NEW STUFF ANCHORIF YOU POST A NEW SONG, REPLY TO THIS POST SO PEOPLE CAN FIND THE NEW STUFF EASYtagging earlier posted songs:>>720708939>>720709180>>720709523>>720709758>>720709962
>>720710070Hundred Acres Live - Raise Up Your Bathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSrz3kbWip0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WD93lz5GUWhen the Hundred Acres burnin' You're the harbinger of spring You'll get a homerun every swing When the lord of winter's laughing"Silly old bear"'s all you areRaise up your bat, when times are darkLet's hit that ball outta the parkFace off against his lords of ballsWho will give it their allTrying to block your pathBut not one trick they have can stallAt the plate you're the wall Show them all Pooh Bear's wrathA man of reason you are notSatisfied with your lotNot an upgrade to claimThey'll sing in legends how you foughtAnd it won't be for naught Cause the sky is your aimWhen the boy and bear are fightin'And he hurls a wicked pitchDon't waver now, tighten your fistsWhen your hope's lost, just keep tryin' Don't let Eeyore take your wishRaise up your bat, let's finish thisChristopher Robin's up to pitch!
>>720710070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blxj5GTvIjoUse this TotopoLaugh at SmashfagsLaugh at SmasfagsBlown the fuck out Blown the fuck out Laugh at stinky Smashfags Laugh at stinky Smashfags Here on 4chan VeeeeeeHere on 4chan VeeeeeeBraindead rosterfaggotsBraindead rosterfaggotsAre you ready?Are you ready?Laugh at stinky Smashfags Laugh at stinky Smashfags Cir-cle-jerk picksCir-cle-jerk picksThis SeptemberThis SeptemberLaugh at stinky Smashfags Laugh at stinky Smashfags They got mental issuesThey got mental issuesLaugh at stinky Smashfags Laugh at stinky Smashfags
>>720710070I posted this 2 years ago and I still think it would be good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojx9BDpJksTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ThemeOBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSOBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSOBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSPLAYING ON MY SERVER, VIRGIN POWERThey're the servers most autistic raiding group.(we never sleep)OBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSThere is no low these players will not stoop.(lmao get gud)When they see you spawning on that beachYou're gonna hear their trademark screechOBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSOBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSYoutube taught them how to rush a base.(And how to play like a rat!)OBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSThey'll camp your house and rub it in your face.(Go kill yourself noob!)And when you log off for the night(Ahh goodnight)Tomorrow your base is nowhere in sight(What the fuck?!)OBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSOBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSOBESE, NECKBEARD, BASEMENT DWELLERSPLAYING ON MY SERVER, VIRGIN POWERVIRGIN POWER!
>>720710070Wokes Go To GamedevOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKUzRJUzQ0instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWaUfHk5hsLyrics: https://rentry.co/mfyhhegcGames ain't comin' out right todayGames ain't in a good stateGames ain't that much real fun todayWoke will take it awayGames ain't made for gamers todayGames ain't gonna lastThey're just cucking our games todayNow there's few to playAnd the gay nigger gets all the focus (can swap gay nigger to brown faggot or something if you're scared of the no no word)The strong woman beats all the menThe tranny is never misgenderedThe LatinX stops nazis with one punchNow but I just want to play some new vidyaI just want a good storylineSince I have been born games are dyin'Oh, I wish I could go back in timeWokes go to gamedevGames go to shitWokes go to gamedevGames go to shitOh noOh yeahAlrightI don't wanna play Sweet Baby shitI don't wanna pick a pronoun setRainbow hair with body type AI don't wanna play Sweet Baby shitI don't wanna play Sweet Baby shitI don't wanna pick a pronoun setRainbow hair with body type AI don't wanna play Sweet Baby shitAnd the gay nigger gets all the focusThe strong woman beats all the menThe tranny is never misgenderedThe LatinX stops nazis with one punchNow but I just want to play some new vidyaI just want a good storylineBut now that I'm born games are dyin'Oh, I wish I could go back in timeWokes go to gamedevGames go to shitWokes go to gamedevGames go to shitAll rightOh no Oh noWokes go to gamedevGames go to shitWokes go to gamedevGames go to shit
>>720710456kek
>>720710070Hundred LineOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MreUtmdNqpcInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHZWiIFktzwLyrics: https://rentry.co/9ynca3sbIf you'd like to date a tomatoIf fish heads can make you smileIf you'd like to count as the days goFight invaders all the whileHave we got a game for youHundred Line, Hundred Line, Hundred Line, Hundred LineHundred Line, Hundred Line, Hundred Line, Hundred LineMysteries, fight off bees, Takumi'sHundred LineMurder scenes, make vaccines, fight with teensHundred LineBloody power, slimes devour, hundred hoursHundred LineThere's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a game likeHundred LineThere's never ever, ever, ever, ever been a game likeHundred LineIt's time for Hundred LineHa, ha, ha, ha
>>720710070The biggest event for /v/ this year by a mile has to be the Sharty hack that took the website as a whole down for almost 2 weeks, with lots of the mod team leaving and user counts dropping even once the site returned. I couldn't not write a song for an event this massive for the site, there was a worry I might not even see another musical during the time the site was gone.The ShartyOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLIInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL_GDe0-XmELyrics: https://rentry.co/i42v24y84chan hacked, site down I've got nowhere to goHaving to find some new ways to spend my free timePlaying games as a pastime activityThe toxicity of the sharty, of the shartyYou, what did you do 12 days?What did you do without us? Without UsPlease tell me you didn't go to redditGo to reddit or XTell me you didn't go to reddit or XWithout us, without us, without usMass mod team doxxes, some leave usSharty victory, our site was down now, out of luckPlaying games as a pastime activityThe toxicity of the sharty, of the shartyYou, what did you do 12 days?What did you do without us? Without UsPlease tell me you didn't go to redditGo to reddit or XTell me you didn't go to reddit or XWithout us, without us, without usYou, what did you do 12 days?What did you do without us?Please tell me you didn't go to redditGo to reddit or XTell me you didn't go to reddit or XWithout us, without us, without usWhile I survived 12 daysI held strong and waited for youWhile I survived 12 daysI held strong and waited for you
>>720709840its no loss. I would have needed to rewrite about half of my shitpost to make it usable so starting from scratch will be fine.Maybe I'll do a parody of Empty Bench by David Kushner or something.
>>720709832Glad to have you back yellan, it's another great year to be believed in and I'm gonna love it.
>>720708818You're not going to get my shit rejected fag I'm on to you!
Are the nu-jannies still seething over this?I remember a few years back when we tried to do a musical they kept deleting threads for literally no reason even though this is an old board/4chan tradition
>>720709924I shall be listening to nothing but the top 40 just for you popanon
>>720710918last year we didn't have a single issue. I'm sure we'll be fine this year.
>>720710705had this one on my wishlist for a while
>>720711000I had it on the list of things I wanted to write for years, it's one of those songs that I love enough that I didn't want to write something for it until there was a theme I felt was worth the track. I was glad nobody else scooped it up in the meantime.
>>720709924Got it, I'll parody Dimmu Borgir.
>>720709924I'll listen to Addison and try to come up with something just for you pop anon
>>720708381SHUT UP NIGGER
>>720707863Doesn't this begin later in the day?
>>720711417Last year people started it literally on the 14th and it ended up fine, this time it was at least the 15th in most of the world including most of the US when the thread started. We skipped having a waiting room thread but the start time is valid, though most americans are asleep so it's gonna be slow for now.
>>720711539Huh, alrightGuess I'll dig up my WIPs from last year when I'm home and scour for plugin updates
>>720711417we go 15th through 15th and it's the 15th for basically everybody now. just wait like an hour if you're in Hawaii kek
i'd like to submit my song idea>some slight electrical buzzing at the start>someone clears their throat>some optional typical rock pre-song instrument sounds in the background>"this next song is called 'i got filtered by sakuya izayoi for the sixteenth time today because i used all my bombs before the boss fight' ">the drummer hits the drumsticks four times against eachother>4 seconds of massive instrumental cacophony with the singer screaming "fuuuuuuuuuck!" at the top of his lungs>end
>>720708381faggot
>>720708381nu/v/ faggots will SCREECH and HISS at the mere IDEA of original content
attempted spreadsheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_8lhM5GUz1GhUNhFfcyavaBWmuq_p54Ui-kGpFLKh0/edit?usp=drive_linkshould do for now
>>720712209>loginKYS
>>720711891Here, I did the vocals for you. I just thought the fuck was too short.https://vocaroo.com/1eoFZUUJS1n4
>>720711891reminds me of this https://youtu.be/kALpBHrqtMQ?si=23UywNARy_FNBeqr>>720712319is it really
>>720710070Reset My IP Now (Who Could It Be Now - Men at Work)Lyrics: https://rentry.org/resetmyipnowInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLaOuHPzk80Song /w lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc1Ll-euRSgYou have to start the words "reset" and "delete" a syllable early to get it to match
>>720707863>None of Dark Side of the Moon has been donePerfect. Ive been waiting to write a parody to that all year. Also we definitely need some Ozzy/Sabbath this year.
>>720711954trvke
>>720710705It's a big event but it feels almost insulting to dedicate a song to them
>>720712209We really need to get a proper sheet in order for thread #2, and an OP too. Is the guy from last year not available or?
>>720713134it's not insulting to face the reality that the sharty has been greatly influential online despite their small number of users overall, they are the avant-garde today, just like we were a decade ago in the early to mid 2010s.
>>720713392buy an ad
>>720713247is it really not editable? from here it looks like it should be wide open for anyone with the link.
>>720710747finished writing itoriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZXMmI1eC8Ukaraoke track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXtx6VxYUVYFox and Bench (Lament of a Sega Genesis Boomer)I just wanna post 'bout SonicI just wanna play his gamesNow the threads are shat upFurry porn all they postMy Sega Genesis nostalgiaUsed to share it in the threadsNow feelings I can't postAll these images are grossI need to post, I need to postFurries must goI need to post, I need to postFurries must go(x2)Oh, how I hate youI hate you posting pornI report the pictures but jannies ignoreI'll post toddlers, fox, and benchAnd wait 'til the thread is bannedYou'll never forget that comicEven if you bleach your eyesOh, traumatized by TailsStaring deep in your soul(repeat pre-chorus and chorus)
>>720713709Well even if it is editable (im at work) we need a proper OP for this year.
>>720713392Call me biased but I feel like you can easily write a song about the hack without even mentioning who perpetrated it
I'm gonna continue the line of dumb King /v/ promo songs but this time I'll parody the most low hanging fruit possible. I guess I'll write it in the evening.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysR9KCyQ8ZA
>>720710970>>720711143Pop Songs of 2025 btwSabrina Carpenter - Manchild Addison Rae - Fame is a GunChappell Roan - The SubwayPinkPantheress - IllegalMARINA - CUNTISSIMOLady Gaga - AbracadabraAnd Taylor Swift's new album is coming out in Oct 3, so just in the nick of time.
>>720714069For me it's Benson Boone
>>720714308>male pop made by a straight manewI dont hate straight men, but the only good pop is from females and maybe gay guys every now and then.
