You mean that an infinite number of men from an infinite mumber of timelines will be deep inside Cheelai in the next Xenoverse 2 DLC??YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!I'M SUCH A HAPPY CÜCK!!!!htyoutube.com/watch?v=XPbEhEADsYM
>>720836305Better man right here
>>720836305Erm yeap, he did say that
Old Broly is so much better
Im boring, gonna dump some /dbs/ pastas here
Yup! I'm a little poopyrat, a real scatpuppy. I love a good poopylog sliding down my poopy hole yup yup! No better feeling infact. Yup time for a nice old scat bath in a scat tub. Scatty fatty poopoo yup yup! My buttholey is nice and loose for this next log, it'll be a big one so open wide bejita. Yup! Boy you're one lucky saiyan bejita i'd love to have a taste of my logs but chi-ch- says i'll get fat. Cmon bejita she'll never know just slip one log nugget from my poopy butt and toss it in my mouth. Wowieee yumeroo!! This stuff is great I'm hooked keep em coming bejita i won't stop until my belly is full, call me scatglutton cause this stuff is AMAZING i need some yummy scatty logs in my tummy right now you can have some too bejita don't worry just open up nice and wide I'll make sure this nice one is nice and juicy but brace yourself I feel some pressure on this, make sure to inhale some of those fumes chi-chi said they're good for you Yup!
>>720836305Me when I realize my wife came pre-fucked and the Nintendo switch 2 just came out pre-owned as well.
Bejita. That superscattyfour hairy scattypoopylog you just unloaded in my mouth? The best scatty i've had in my life. The texture, the consistancy, the hair, the shade of brown, everything was perfect. I'm not done yet bejita, my stomach is begging for more of your scatties, Bejita I can see your scattyhole is just leaking with brownscattygoodness my heightened senses can smell your scatties overflowing out of your trousers and onto the floor, what business do those scatties have not being in my mouth Bejita? I understand you can't hold your scatties in the same way you used to before I gave my "special attack" to your buttholey but you can't tease me like this bejita
>>720837372>>720837484Rukiafag..
my gf has had 73 sexual partners. is that normal?
Why hello there trunks, I notice that's quite a big poopylog you have dangling out of your poopybutt. You see me and your old man are real Scatgluttons, Scatfiends if you will, when we see scat we lose control. I'm asking you nicely trunks, give me that scattylogaroo and nobody gets hurt, I can't hold myself back much longer. You see my naughty parts trunks, its getting harder and bigger because i'm charging my special attack, last time your father stole my scattydoodoolog and I give him my special attack until his naughty parts starting crying milkies. You don't want that do you trunks? I'm counting down to 5 and if I reach one and that succulant little scattylog isn't in my mouth, well... you know what I'll do. 5... 4.... 3.
>Nu-ly is a cuck and a weak pansy>Z Broly is a gigachad who rapes sissy weaklingsNot even a contest, Z Broly is the best.
Kek
Bejita... Did you take it... You know what i mean bejita... The last scatty chocoyumyum log in the toilet bowl... You took it didn't you, You know how hard it was to push that out? Hours of screaming and my loose buttholey being ripped apart and you steal it just like that? I was going to feed my family with that. You're finished now bejita, I give you two options. The first; you squat over my mouth and return my poopylog, The second? Death. Choose wisely bejita
>>720837557Maybe 73 is her lucky number?
Wowieeee, I just fused with bejita's moist yummy scat and boy oh boy I feel great!!! I'm slithering around like a little scattyslug yup yup! I'm leaving a nice poopy trail behind while I bounce around like the silly scatpuppy I am! I'm gonna lick the floor like the good little scattydoggy I am to give my scatty trail a good taste.. SCATTY DOODY DOO YUMAROOOO this stuff is great yup yup! nothing better then bejita's scat he sure knows how to make them! oh i better not go home if goten or chichi see me like this i'm sure they'll eat me up in a minute and I can't blame 'em yup yup! I'm such a lucky saiyan!
What happened to the halls?
>>720836305>>720837372>>720837484>>720837418>>720837557>>720837565Why are DBTards like this?You dont see One Piece and Naruto chads doing shit like this.
>>720836305V-VEGETA...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!! VEGETA!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! VEGETA!!! PLEASE!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES VEGETA PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF MY WIFE'S DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK VEGETA ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK VEGETA SAMA!!!!! VEGETA SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR POWER POLE!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY SONS!!!! VEGETA! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR ROYAL SAIYAN PRINCE CUM!!! VEGETA PLEASE KISS ME! VEGETA VEGETA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! VEGETA... I LOVE YOU VEGETA!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU VEGETA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! VEGETA!!! LETS USE THE DRAGON BALLS TO REMOVE MY COCK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! VEGETA!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! VEGETA... PLEASE POOP ON MY WIFE! VEGETA YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM ROYAL SAIYAN SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! VEGETA! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... VEGETA! USE YOUR ENERGY RINGS AGAIN!!! CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME VEGETA'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! VEGETA!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY VEGETA EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! VEGETA! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SAIYAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PISS VEGETA!!!!!! VEGETA PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU TRAIN IN THE THE ROOM OF SPACE AND TIME!!! VEGETA! BEERUS SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HIS CAT PENIS BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MEAT ROD VEGETA!!!! VEGETA!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!
>>720837756
>>720837756Ok ok, lets add a pokemon pasta to spice the things up
Give me psychoku pastas, i need more waku waku
>>720836305KEKAROOOO
After a humiliating loss to Clover, you're kidnapped. Waking up stripped to your underclothes and tied to the floor of her hut, the savage woman shouts down at you, her spit flecking your face. Suddenly, Clover clenches her fists, grits her teeth, and moans as a loud, gassy fart passes through her, her knees together and her pert ass up in a lewd pose. An unbelievable smell makes you tear up. Trapped nearly naked with this moody, gassy woman, you panic and demand release. Furious, Clover tears off her skirt and loincloth, which is stained brown. She stands astride you so you can see her unshaven crotch. Through the hair, her asshole contracts and releases a monumental, sloppy fart, the hot gas blowing on your face. You cough, your mouth wide open, and as Clover's angry belly gurgles menacingly, you realize your mistake.PFFFLLLLFRPRRRURRRP!!A hot stream of runny shit pours like a waterfall from Clover's twitching asshole directly into your mouth. You gag but from this position you can't resist the unstoppable flow of liquid shit. As the foul, lumpy diarrhea fills your mouth and overflows to dribble down your cheeks and into your nose, you swallow instinctually, tasting the undigested remains of Clover's poor diet, hot bitter chunks slowly sliding down your gullet as your eyes water. Clover moans and clenches her asshole, spurts of fluid poop splattering over your eyelids, pooling under your head. The rotten stench and squishy, runny texture of Clover's diarrhea consume your senses as she sprays you with the vile fluids that have built up in her gassy, farty digestion all day, like a disgusting secret concealed by her lithe and slender body. As the last chunks of shit drop on your face, Clover wipes her ass on your chest as if marking you with her aroma, then pulls her clothes back on to go out looking for some fun now that her bellyache is better. Alone and incapacitated, with a shit-caked face, you contemplate the gift of Clover's hot, bitter diarrhea.
>>720837257>>720836305base Z movie 8 Broly:>quite and reserved without much to say due to torture from his father's punishing control device.transformed Z movie 8 Broly:>free from the device and thus his psychopathic nature is free as well. full of personality and demonic anti-life psychopathic lines. kills his own father.Z movie 9 Broly:>Kakarot! Kakarot! Kakarot!Bio Broly:>agghhhhh!base Super Broly:>quite and reserved without much to saytransformed Super Broly:>agghhhhh!
>>720837756If you like naruto or one piece of shit you dont have taste to begin with.
>>720836305>DBZ is adding datingslopThey should've buried this franchise along with Toriyama because this is a fucking disgrace
>>720837861>All right, come out Dragon, and grant me my wish!>Too cool! Okay Shen Long, this is gonna be a complicated one so listen up alright? First I want you to make Pan’s womb productive, you know, my grand daughter? Make her fertile. She’s only five, but I need you to make her baby maker fully mature okay?>You did it??! Awwww man! Here we go then! I bet you’re wondering what that wish was all about huh? Well you’re gonna find out soon! For my second wish, I want you to teleport some of Bejita’s sperm inside her! Ya know, the juice that’s in your balls, ehehhehehe? Get some of that in my little toddler grand daughter’s tiny little womb! Oh jeez this is so funny!>Now the big finale! Almighty Dragon, for my last wish I want you to implant a memory in Pan’s head of Bejita doing naughty things to her! Awww come on Dragon you know what I mean! He’s babysitting her right now, so put in a memory of him you know… doing that thing Chi-Chi makes me do when she wants another baby! Ehehhehehehe! Awww man this is too much! They’re all gonna be furious!>Yep, those are my wishes, you can go away now Shen Long!>No way they can abort it either, not a baby made of Bejita’s blood mixed with mine! Her belly is gonna get soooo big and Gohan and Videl are gonna be so confused! Just wait until the doctor tells them their little baby is pregnant at five! Oh man!>And then when it’s born, it’s gonna have a suspiciously receded widows peak- and they’re gonna remember Bejita babysitting pan 9 months ago- and then little Pan’s gonna tell em that Bejita put his peepee inside her!>Bulma is gonna be furious! Oh man, this is great! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done! I wonder how I can…>Oh! I’ve got it! I’ll go to Namek and wish for Porunga to wipe my memory of making these wishes! That way even I’ll get fooled! Awww man this is great! An excuse to fight Bejita at full power, to the death!
>>720837912FUNNYPOW
>>720837756Dragon Ball Scholars don't like doing this but they know it's their scholarly duty to peer review and publish those academic articles. It's so that one shit and Naruto cucks can enjoy them
clean it up Janny
>>720837736Jannies won
>>720837861Bejita... i require more advanced punishment... your current beatings, cuckings and anus ravagings just aren’t putting the fear into me like they used to, the fear of a true saiyan prince next to his lowly low class slave boy... bejita... the punishment must be more severe for me to understand... please bejita... i need you to junko furata me bejita... i need you to rip my nipples off with wire cutters, I need firecrackers jammed up my ass... bejita please, you don’t want my low class presumptuous flirty ass getting all cocky again, embarrassing you infront of beerus again... so i need it... i need the punishment of the prince... i need my balls sliced open with a scalpel and my testes skewered by a glowing red hot iron rod... i need my anus stretched, stretched so bad bejita, stretched beyond reality, beyond reason, i need the most painful horrible gape ever bejita!! the kind only your cock or a rolling pin can provide... i want to be shitting in diapers for good bejita, i want you to make me shit in diapers forever, kakarot wants to shit in diapers, incontinent, shit in diapers forever and ever and ever bejita, for you, because of you, i need to remember every time i involuntarily soil myself that it’s because of you, bejita, because of what you did to me. i need castration and won’t rest until i get it... bejita... i need my manhood, agency and sanity stripped as punishment for the crime of my low class birth... i need to be a genderless amorphous stump in constant confused agony because it’s what i deserve bejita and only you can give me it... i need to be your hideous crime against nature and God bejita, i need it so bad, i need you to unceremoniously dump my mutilated brain damaged body infront of my wife and kids, i need to see them cry and scream, i need them to know bejita did this to me before he fucks every member of my family- chi chi, goten and gohan, in front of their ruined diaper shitting vegetable father... bejita...
>>720837861Goku lay in his crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Goku's diaper, so he was unable even to relieve his pent-up arousal. He just had to lie there and bear it.Suddenly, he realized that wasn't all that he would have to bear.*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*It was over before it had even begun. Goku had shit his diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And he was unable to remove his diaper or change himself, due to the chastity belt.Tears streamed down Goku's face. He had defeated Frieza, and was reduced to this? But he had no choice. If he didn't want to have to lie there in his own shit for who-knows-how-long, he was going to have to beg. Swallowing his pride, Goku turned toward the wall to the next room, from which he could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love."B-BEJITA-SAMA, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" he wailed.The bed stopped its creaking, and Goku could hear the couple groaning."Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Bejita's reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."
>>720838067Kek, this one always gets a laugh from me
>>720837861>WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME>Almighty Dragon! I need you to change my dipey!>YOU… YOU SUMMONED ME TO…>I shitted it cuz I got too excited watching bejita kiss bulma! Now it’s stinky! I need my dipey changed now!>THIS WISH… IS BENEATH MY DIGNITY…>SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW I SHIT MY DIPEY SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW CHANGE MY DIPEY DRAGON I SHIT IT I SHIT IT SHENLONG MY DIPEY CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW SHENRON I SHIT MY DIPEY>NO>UGHHHHHH!!! NOW IM REALLY MAD! NOW YOURE DEALING WITH A SUPER SAIYAN POOPY DIPEY! HRAHHH!!! IF YOU WON’T DO IT… TELEPORT GOHAN HERE NOW!>If it will satisfy you… I will do as you wish…>Dad?>Why you naked Gohan? Hehehehheh!>I… I was with videl. We want another baby->But why are you naked? Aren’t you embarrassed to be naked around your wife? I don’t think chichi ever saw me like that! Totally gross!>Just… whatever. What’s going on? Why are you super saiyan?>SHENLONG! Give Gohan some clothes!>Fine. Granted.>Alright! I shit my dipey Gohan. I need you to change it. Change my dipey. Gohan. Gohan my dipey! I shit my dipey! I need it changed now!>Screw this. See you later.>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOHAN! GOHAN!!!!! GOHAN!!!! MY DIPEY!!!!!! SHENLONG GET HIM BACK HERE NOW!!!!!>As you wish. That is three requests. Farewell.>LEAVE ME ALONE DAD>GOHAN I SHITTED MY DIPEY! I NEED HELP GOHAN! YOU GOTTA CHANGE IT! YOU GOTTA FIX THIS! GOHAN! GOHAN! DADDY DIPEY! CHANGE ME! GOHAN! GOHAN! GOHAN!
>>720838293kek
>>720836305I can’t believe we got a Broly dating sim dlc before more Sparking Zero content.
>>720837557Far too low. But that can be fixed in time.
>Fanfiction game that means nothingSTRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly still won and bangs Cheelai 24/7.
The Nulyfag janny is FILMING right now in the halls, holy kek
>>720838335...in my DeviantArt headcanon
>>Fanfiction game that means nothing>STRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly still won and bangs Cheelai 24/7.
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The GINYU FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my WIFE?!?! RECOOME'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into 18's saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RECOOME STRETCHES out my beloved PERMANENTLY with RECOOME HIP ATTACKS and RECOOME DEATH DRIVERS, BURTER and JEICE will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! JEICE is gonna FILL her with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while BURTER WHISKS her MIND away with AWAY with PLEASURE like a BLUE HURRICANE?!?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND her PUSSY with your PURPLE COMET ATTACK?!?! SHE WON'T even know who is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is GULDO?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE TIME FOR ME DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GULDO!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN GINYU!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, RAIL my WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
The ToP saga doomed DB discussion in 4chan
>Nuly is supposedly super strong and is out of control>He only melts some mountains when transforming>Z Broly, fully in control of his unchained ki, fires a small single ki blast>Destroys the whole fucking slave planet to display he has mighty high amounts of power, chooses to go the slow painful way by beating the fuck out of the z jobbers"bbbut at least nuly has a girlfriend'', said so the nulyfan whose girlfriend character gets plapped by Beerus.
>>720838593It ruined DB in general
>>720838695>ZSHITly babble>cuck fantasiesSee?
>>720838820>fantasiesDLC made it REALITY now
It was an average day in /dbs/. CHADGODGRAY's unparalled scholars were inventing new memes, angering subhumans and influencing the entire site, as usual. Suddenly, a foul, unfathomably putrid stench permeated the halls. A TacomunchingTardkumoeRAT and its Taco Troop had begun to invade, relentlessly spamming m*eshit and falseflagging to seemingly no end. The entire thread's quality was being brought the FUCK down by these immeasurably pathetic outcast rodents.But then..."ENOUGH.", a CHADGODLORDJIGRAYscholar thundered, with his deep, bassy baritone voice.The parasitic mice's beady little eyes widened. A CHADCHRISTchad warden was about to fuck their moeshitting asses up! Naturally, they all shat their diapers in unison."N-Not f-f-funny...", a Brownkurat murmured, as it dug through it moeshit folder to find more falseflagging material.And then, the intimidating GIGAGODLORDrenSCHOLARCHAD approached the rodent pack, with each of his mighty steps quaking the halls.The Godgrayscholar extended his muscular, porcelain-colored arm, expanded his MASSIVE hand, and grabbed the SHITkurodent by its pathetic neck, and in and instant, snapped it in twain."AIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!" squelaed the remaining vermin. "G-GOKUGOKUGOKU" the parrots squawked.The Jobkurats tried to escape, vacate, abscond, vamoose, run away, bolt, make way.They tried to FLEE, but it was no use. Justice was about to be rained upon them.With his light-surpassing speed and Jiren-like strength, the RENRENRENRENchad completely, totally and utterly TROUNCED those moekushitters into oblivion.The remaining Spickuhermanos fled back to their catalog, into the myriad of p*doshit threads to fap their embarrassment away.The common rabble who bore witness to this event fell to their knees, once again reminded of their place in these halls.
>>720837756no one tell this anon about the buckbroken korean
>>720838880Still fantasies.
There is no character yet introduced who can surpass the DELIVERANCE that is JIREN THE GRAY. Nothing can damage his LORD'S MAJESTY reputation for his SCHOLARS are always patrolling these Gallant Halls. Pedophilic flea-ridden scum or rabble as you call them are also lurking these threads, finding the ripe opportunity to launch an assault. There has been numerous battles fought in these halls with every battle ending OBVIOUSLY with the victory of CHADren and his Scholars. These pathetic and preposterous rabble rats may have scurried to their caveholes, but they are not to be taken lightly as they are in the state of continuous and superfluous scheming which is assisted by DISCORD fags and PLEBBIT mices. One CHADjeta scout even reported of how they are stealing the GUISE of Fallen Heroes especially CHADku bros and CHADjeta bros. These "HOODED" rats are also termed FALSE FLAGGOTS cause of their pathetic attitude of relentless SHILLING and CHARACTERfagging. Day by day these Halls are becoming weaker, the air vicious and the moon red. They will raid again and this time our forces won't be enough to stop it, we WILL lose these HALLS to those impudent, low-level degenerate FURRYrats and MOESHITTERS. PORNrats and their abysmal flood will also ensue. If these HALLS are lost there is no coming back, there is no return from the evident death and defeat. FOR THIS UPCOMING BATTLE we need to restore MORALE and bring back CHADNESS to every CHADgon CHAD CHADper CHAD. May ODINren the FOREFATHER guide us and may THORly the GOD OF THUNDER fight along with us
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOO WHO SHOULD KEK ME TODAY???
scary thread
>in public bathroom filling the stalls with the scent of my man musk>hear someone sit down in the next stall over>it's some little moeshitting bitch, I can tell by his faggy Converse and shrimpy little moelegs>ask who his favorite Dragon Ball character is>little moerat answers in a trembling sissy voice, asks what I'm talking about>get angry at having to repeat myself and SMASH my mighty fist against the stall wall>moeshitter yelps, he sounds just like a little BITCH and my cock gets rock hard>repeat question in a thunderous, bassy shout>"u-uh... G-Goku I guess">my anger rises>ask if he likes Jiren>"W-Who?">channel the energy of CHADren and smash down the fucking wall separating our stalls>moeshitter squeals and asks what I'm doing>I silence it by jamming my enormous alabaster cock down its throat>moeshitter gags and flails>I start shitting all over the stall as I rape this bitch's mouth>explode down its throat hard enough to make semen drip from its nostrils>whisper "Jiren, little BITCH" in its ear>leave it crying and trembling on the floor covered in cum, shit, piss, and tears>roar "JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" as I exit the bathroom>hear every female in the store orgasm simultaneously>smirk as I leave without paying for any of my groceries, the store manager knows better than to test meJIREN.
>>720839146 Cope harder, Nulyfag. They gave Broly a dating sim AND made it canon adjacent. That ain’t a fantasy anymore, that’s LORE. Meanwhile your boy still can’t sneeze without whining about power control. ZBroly flexes once and annihilates a galactic slum-what’s Nuly do? Cry in Cheelai’s arms because he stubbed his toe during training. Canonically embarrassing.
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd like to seize this opportunity to congratulate all my fellow Jirenbrothers. We have successfully become the strongest and most predominant characterfags this entire site has ever seen.By congregating our collective above-average IQs into one line of posting, we have successfully dwarfed every other characterfagging prior to us.Oh but that is not even the best part. Our "competition" if you can even call it that, has been thwarted and stomped into submission in ways never even thought possible. With the most clever and eloquent pastas I've personally ever seen, we slowly but surely drove the anti-jiren jihadists and pedros MAD with anger and frustration.Since our constant streak of victories ensuing in every thread for months on end, they have tried: Crying to the mods, posting autistic ISIS edits, editing Jiren's pictures to make him shorter, making petty threads only to get archived or deleted to get away from Chadren threads, spamming literal faggot porn, /v/ spam, /toy/ spam, cardposting, blatantly lying and posting nonsense, out of context baiting, RTHing, textless waifushit spam to image limit more than once, and the list goes on. Needless to say, nothing worked.It surely doesn't help their cause either that official media constantly treats and announces Jiren as the strongest mortal in DB universe.To put it plainly, thank you, my fellow Jirenbros. Our outstanding genious work will not be soon forgotten, nor will Jiren himself.
>>720839352>[cope]
>>720836305He said this. (FACT.)
And there he was, the great lord, the might pilgrim, CHADren the CHA-CHAD showing off his CHA-CHADDERY. When he walked reality trembled, when he breathed the warriors kneeled, when HE meditated the gods were impressed, when HE smirked the innocents cried. It was ADONISren the SEXSYMBOL that made every bitch pregnant with his LUSCIOUS gaze. It was MONSTERren the TERRIFYING who btfoed every washed up despiser to his moehole, It was JUSTICEren the LAW and his pilgrimage (CHADren CHADlars) that policed CHADgon CHAD CHADper threads. HIS hype, HIS goals, HIS achievements, HIS endeavours and finally his CHADtroduction made him the GREATEST OF THE GREAT, THE CHAD OF CHADS, THE LORD OF LORDS,Ladies, Gentlemen, Moeshitters, Footfags, Pedophiles, Degenerates -drums roll*Jiren The Gray.
we're never returning to our halls...
Let me scholastically SCHOOL you on the incontrovertible superiority of CHADren's design. On the surface, it appears very simplistic and possibly even generic, a pass take on the popular conception of what extraterrestrials may look like. This, of course, is the outlook of those less learned and knowledgeable of Dragon Ball: to create powerful characters with simplistic and and basic designs is Toriyama's hallmark, and, upon closer scrutiny, Jiren's rather unremarkable design perfectly reflects his character: a simple warrior with but one goal--to achieve ultimate strength. He isn't interested in recognition and fanfare; he has no time for flashy transformations and techniques that merely imitate growth. No, it is his personal desire to FACILITATE growth: spiritual growth, physical growth, and intellectual growth. A rather straightforward and simple goal, much like his overall design. Those with genre savvy or a sharp enough intellect could immediately glean various aspects of Jiren's character simply by laying eyes on him.Too, his color scheme reflects his inner virtues: crimson, symbolizing his passion for and unwavering belief in attaining his goals (and sharing its color with his aura) and black, obviously symbolizing the bottomless void and never-ending journey of bettering oneself--a journey that never truly ends. Even his gray skin--far from simply being a ripoff of the grays that were so popular in the 50s--symbolizes his ultimate neutrality, being itself a neutral color. He's not interested in fame, fortune, conquering, or dominating: like gray symbolizes, Jiren seeks only to achieve his goals without the burden of interpersonal ties or outside distractions.
Jiren will save the halls.
GO BACK TO A
>>720839780we can't :(
>>720839614Bejita: It's over Kakarot.Goku: Don't worry Bejita, everything is alright.Bejita: No it's not. This place is dead. Even the memes where we fuck each other's wives no longer bring a smile to my face.Goku: Stop that Bejita! The halls are still very funny! You got look at the bright side!Bejita: Shut the FUCK UP Kakarot! Look around you! We've been BETRAYED and TRAPPED in /ghost/! The franchise is finished! Everyone has left! They've all moved on to One Pie-*SLAP*Bejita: OW!Goku: Never talk like that! We will not give up now! Don't you see Bejita? It's always darkest before the dawn. This might be our worst era, but all that means is our best era is coming! New videotoys! A new series! More characters and more memes! They're not going to just let our God forms and SS4 rot away! Feel Hope, my scholars!Bejita: Hmph...maybe you're right Kakarot.Goku: Thanks for staying with me buddy, I mean, who else is going to kiss my wife? *raughs*
>>720839780Their home was eradicated
Did dbs get banned or something? Why are you all here?
>>720839735Jiren (ジレン 'Jiren'), also known as Jiren The Gray (灰色のジレン 'Haiiro no Jiren')or CHADren, is the strongest mortal in the multiverse and the incarnation of Absolute Strength. He is known as the Invincible Strongest of the Strong,nthe Strongest in all the Universes, the Mortal who surpasses the Gods of Destruction,nthe Alpha of Awe, the Brute of Brawn, the Cultivator of Class, the Duke of Domination, the Emperor of Eloquence, the Fiercest of Fighters, the Greatest of Glory, the Height of Heroism, the Imperator of Intellectualism, the Jarl of Justice, the King of Knights, the Lord of Loquaciousness, the Master of Mortality, the Naysayer of Noobs, the Overlord of Obituaries, the Prince of Passion, the Que-hagen of Quixote, the Ruler of Ruination, the Sultan of Smite, the Taskmaster of Trembles, the Undertaker of Ubiquity, the Vaeyen of Vociferousness, the Warranter of Weaklings, the Xenophobe of Xenogeny, the Yardmaster of Yesteryear, the Zhar of Zoroastrianism, the Apex Predator of the Multiverse, GRIPren the CRUSHING, INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE, INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING, DIAMONDren the TANK, MAELSTROMren the TITANIC, COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN, MONSTERren the TERRIFYING, PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING, AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL, CRIMSONren the LEGEND, The Alabaster Titan, and many other names.
>>720840018Yes, the jannies had finally managed to do it. Now the bored browns launch tactical assaults from /dbg/ thread into /v/ using Kratos threads, and rip apart the assholes of whatever anon unfortunate enough to try and seriously engage their shitposting.
As I watched him continuously annihilate everyone in the T.O.P. I contemplated for a bit, and started to ask myself what made him so fascinating as a character, a view I still have of him even after his backstory was revealed. Why does a characters backstory have to be convoluted for them to be a likeable anyways? Dragon Ball never had any complex backstories; perhaps one could argue that Jiren's backstory wasn't particularly unique amongst the other characters, but Jiren as a whole is more distinctive than the entire main cast combined. note the constant asspull powerups and gimmick transformations among the main cast and major antagonists; of course, Jiren and the Pride Troopers are the only exemptions. Now, take a good look at Jiren, a man that has achieved his unconquerable strength and wisdom through continuous HARD WORK, MEDITATION and has never once resorted to pathetic gimmicks. I have long accepted that Jiren is the best and that he's also the STRONGEST character in the entire franchise.
>>720840195desu /dbs/ deserved to get nuked, fuckers really had a legit Child Porn spammer.
>>720840334panpedo and other weirdos existed in the general for years, and jannies didn't do shit because they were too tired of trying to stamp out /dbs/anons there must've hit a sacred cow of sorts to warrant such a ban, most likely pissed off a trannyjanny after assaulting his favorite animay
>>720836305
>>720840334The CP spammer is still there. He's the one ruining the thread with the jannies. Is a Rukiafag that also posted scat edits. He's a /b/ vermin too and showed his disgusting nudes to the jannies. He's desperate to be a janny too.The pedophiles are actually our enemies. Always were.
>>720840262Gohan Beast would WRECK Jiran.
>>720840856How does Dragon Ball of all things cause this to happen? It just gets more bizarre knowing that it all stems from dragon ball
>>720841169Because we have been making fun of PEDOPHILES im that board for years. Humiliating jannies and moeshitters non stop. And guess what? They are all PEDOPHILES. No wonder they're desperate to end the threads once and for all. We make their lives a living hell there.
>>720837736RTHly became a janny
>>720836305Fucking trash trailer.Never do a trailer for a DLC without a releasedate..
>>720841169It all started with Super and the Jirenposting, which evolved to more esoteric forms of shitposting with time. Jannies absolutely hated /dbs/ for this reason, since they'd shit up other threads and boards for fun and would easily ban evade. Then the cuckposting came, and it made moeshitters and pedophiles feel quite comfortable in the general where all the oldfag shitposters have long left to pursue a degree in Jirenomics.
>>720841637>all the tantrum that redditor did to make people stop mocking his character and self insert shipping >Bandai straight up comes and cucks him as hard as possible Fucking funny!!!
>>720837756>You dont see One Piece and Naruto chads doing shit like this.lmao this is how i can tell youve never been to either of their respective threads
These heros.... in these halls.... I will protect them all.
>>720837736/dbs/ was completely assimilated into /a/, forcing the scholars to become refugees across the site.
>>720842042>i will prote-ACK
>>720838327i completely forgot about sparkling zero is it any good
all of these pastas are half a decade old. when will /dbs/ come up with new material?
I miss when dbposting was funny and not schizophrenic
>>720842285when will /a/ stop parroting /dbs/ schizoposting and finally will make something new
No! NO! They are making fun of me again!!!! I can ban them all on /a/ if they are here! My husband the janitor can't reach them! *BARK* *BARK*
>>720839235Chat, please tell me this isn't real.
>>720836305>Bandai is the only thing keeping this zombie franchise aliveNot grim. Not dire.This is DESPERATE.
>>720836305>time patrollersDamn remember when Dragon Ball wasn't slop for people with poo skin
>>720842416i dont browse /a/ but ive the people there dont really like /dbs/
>>720839235>it’s real
>>720842726they don't, but they steal their memes all the samejjk brainrot memes is just evolution and parroting of /dbs/ memes
>>720841847>One cuck>Trannyruto>ChadsI chortle!
>>720842285There were new yabba dabba doo's when 4chan got hacked back in april
>>720842285When we actually get new content, which will never happen.>b-b-but D-Daim-Will never happen.
>>720842825>parrotingjjknigs are /dbs/ posters don't kid yourself
>>720842707This is DBH stuff, which was only a thing in Japan
I miss the halls bros
Toyo lost
>>720836305>0:34>But when I'm around you... that chest feeling? It's even warmer.>This seems to be towards the playerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK
>Daipa was so shit and the manga so cancelled it KILLED /dbs/Grim
>
>this whole threadAnime really was a mistake.
is tienshit still the most powerful human?
Why are you all so fucking mentally ill? Do you honest spend your free time writing greentext essays about DBZ characters being cucks or whatever?
>>720836305....what the hell is going on here?
the only good thing to ever come out of /a/
>>720843103Then fight for it. Fight and strike the moeshitters daily. Give them hell and give the tranny jannies infinite unpaid work
>>720843739third worlders explaining why they should have never been given internet access
>>720843642
>>720843642>Is tien-AAAIIIIIIEEEEDOCTOR! MY DAILY DOSE OF BLACK CUM! YES THE ONE THAT WAS IN LUNCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>720843739>>720843816
I WANNA SUCK BEJITAS COCK
>>720841169Hispanics
>>720843991Baby Bulla....
Someone is coming...
Moechads are your friends not your enemies
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL KRYPTONIAN FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?>...>what>What?>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!* Smashes camera replaying Superman, Bejita, Thor, Godzilla, Hulk and Chi Chi's sex session against wall in fit of anger*>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A HALF SAIYAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A HALF SAIYAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?>HOLY ZENO!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED ANOTHER CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY FROM WHIS-SAMA!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SAIYAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A SAIYANBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT SPIKEY HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS SAITAMA'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SPIKEY HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!>GIVE ME THAT SAIYAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSAIYANFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY TORIYAMA LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT FUCKING GRANDPA GOHAN’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!> I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEK
dbs was a mistake
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU *WIPED*, GOHAN?>YOU IDIOT!>DON'T TELL ME YOU THREW AWAY ALL OF PAN'S YUMMU DIAPERS TOO?>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS
I FUCKING HATE TACOES AND SPICY FOODS
YOU SHONENCHUDS NEED TO BECOME BETTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>720843613I prefer this over Joshua3inchUlmer’s BBC spam.
>>720844182TRVVVVVEEEEE
>>720838583kek this one is still among the best
>>720844262you mean latinx people
just sent this gif to my mom by accident instead of funny animal gif
>my "wiki" flopped...
EEEEEEEEEEH? KISSING?WHAT TYPE OF FOOD IS THATWAKU WAKU
goku, vegeta, i've found a level above super saiyajin kami, but it requires you to eat a galaxy-sized amount of shartypoop. are you prepared?
HOOOLY FUARK IM SUCH A HAPPY KEK
It's been so long since the last /dbs/ themed thread people have went insane
cell in a hell
I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEKI'M SUCH A LUCKY CU.CKI'M SUCH A HAPPY KEKI'M SUCH A STUPID FUCK!!!!
>>720844668Bejita bro, btw
>>720844809Kill yourself
These threads are absolute insanity, is it actual humans posting this stuff or rogue bots?
>>720837736Last time I checked, they were requiring email verification to post files.
>>720844729You need to have a soul to understand
>>720844807Also Bejita bro, btw
where the fuck is the sparking zero dlc 3
>>720836305>Cheelai friendzoned himKEKYPOW!
What the fuck is right with scholars to make poetry like this
>>720844638>Well, I truly am! Bring me this new level of scat!!!
I can't stop thinking about Bejita's poop!!!! YUMMY YUM YUMS!!!!
UHHHHH OHHHHHHH BIG POOPIES IN MY DIAPERS SNIFFFFFFFFFFF MMMMMMM YUMMY
>*RING RING*>YES HELLO? IS THIS THE WAKU WAK- OH I MEAN THE HITMAN sHIT? YES I'D LIKE TO ORDER AN ASSASSINATION ON SON GOKU! YES... AS SOON AS POSSIBLE PLEASE..... ALRIGHT THANK YOU... SEE YOU SOO- UGH I MEAN GOODBYE!>YES, I'M GETTING EXICTED ALREADY!this isn't a meme btw
Reading this thread is like having a panic attack
>>720845117This is actually funny as fuck. Bejita would also do this too
Thoughts on krillin?
>>720845030Videl...
The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICECHADREN THE GRAY APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE GRIPren the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL SWOLEren the RIPPED TANKren the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING GLAREren the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED ZENren the SPIRITUAL POTENTren the VIRILE ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE VALORren the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR INVICTUSren the ETERNAL MAELSTROMren the TITANIC QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC MONSTERren the TERRIFYING LORDren the KING DEITYren the CHRIST CRIMSONren the LEGEND SUPERNOVAren the TRANSIENT RENCHAD THE JI JICHAD THE REN RENCHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADREN CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHADENTER CHADREN
>>720845248Hot
>WHEN BEJITA PROMISES TO LICK MY SHAFT AND BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These threads are fucking hilarious, I miss /dbs/
>>720844638You're joking! I've been training for this forever! Being me the feast! No, bring me an universal amount of SHIT! This is what I call training! Ooooh i'm waku waki just thinking about it! CHI-CHI!! BRING ME A NEW CHANGE OF DIAPER I LEAKED IN MY DIAPEY AGAIN! AND BRING ME SOME FRESH BABY SHART AS A WARM UP!
>>720845068Bejita bro, btw
>The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICECHADREN THE GRAY APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE GRIPren the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL SWOLEren the RIPPED TANKren the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING GLAREren the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED ZENren the SPIRITUAL POTENTren the VIRILE ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE VALORren the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR INVICTUSren the ETERNAL MAELSTROMren the TITANIC QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC MONSTERren the TERRIFYING LORDren the KING DEITYren the CHRIST CRIMSONren the LEGEND SUPERNOVAren the TRANSIENT RENCHAD THE JI JICHAD THE REN RENCHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADREN CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHADENTER CHADREN
Beerus won
Post canonPOWNOW
>>720845248Is this the line for burgers?
>>720845426>jobbing to green text Kek! Fucking zoomer cuck
>>720845137KEK
>jobbing to green textKek! Fucking zoomer cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEYziyaYr0
Let's educate /v/ with the scripture of the HALLS
>>720845248The chad of chads. The alpha of awe and strongest human. Unlike some bald 3 eyed cuck FREAK
>>jobbing to green text>Kek! Fucking zoomer cuck
I jobbed
>>720845883KEKffy......
FRIEZA SAMA, THE MONKEYS ARE SHARTING
>>720845924RENT FUCKING FREE YOU FUCKING NIGGERWE OWN YOU NIGGERS. MOST SOLD MANGA THAT EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT
No fucking shit you retard got banned this is genuinely deranged
---------------------jobbers above this line----------------
>>720846108>Kale is above the lineKWAB.
what the absolute fuck is this thread
Ah, /dbs/. You are welcome to stay here. /v/ is a GODvel board after all, but your contributions to the /dbg/ ARENA are well known.
>>720838361FILMING you say?
>>720846180
>>720846130
YYYYYIIIIIIIPPPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
HUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHyou fucking FEEL that? that's the aura of a fucking mexishit killer. BOW DOWN *kills everyone in this thread*
>>720846260Bejita bro, btw
>>720846180A free LESSON.If you're smart you'll take the holy words to heart.Lest you become a moeshitter.
Reminder the sharty lost to /dbg/
The Golden Guardian of Good. The Man of a Million Explosions. The Angel of Annihilation. The Wrath of a Thousand Suns. The Terror Beyond Thought. The God That Remembers He's Human. The Solitary Saint. The Light Incarnate. The Unstoppable Storm. The Savior with Schizophrenia. The Nuclear Messiah. The Fallen Titan. The Light... and The Void.THE MAN WITH THE POWER OF A MILLION EXPLODING SUNSTHE FIRST AND LAST AVENGERTHE LIVING PARADOXTHE HERO WHO COULD ERASE SUPERMAN AND FEED GALACTUSTHE SUNSOUL OF MARVELGOLDENGLAREtry the INCOMPREHENSIBLEHOLLOWtry the BROKENUNBOUNDtry the ETERNALTHERMONUCLEARtry the MELTDOWNREWRITEtry the REALITYFORGOTTENtry the RETCONAPEXtry the ALL-KNOWINGREQUIEMtry the LAST BREATHCIVILWARtry the UNWANTEDVOIDtry the UNWILLINGALMIGHTYtry the INESCAPABLEPSYCHORtry the SHATTEREDTHE LIGHT WHO WALKS ALONETHE BALANCE BETWEEN CREATION AND OBLIVIONHE WHO RIPPED ARES IN HALFHE WHO TURNED MOLECULE MAN INTO DUSTHE WHO COULD DESTROY THE MARVEL UNIVERSE—AND HATE HIMSELF FOR ITTHE ONE WHO BEGS TO BE FORGOTTENTHE ONE WHO REMEMBERS TOO MUCHTHE ONE WHO BURNS ALONE IN THE DARKNESS HE CREATEDTHE SUN THAT NEVER SETS, THE NIGHT THAT NEVER ENDSHE IS NOT A HERO. HE IS THE CONCEPT OF POWER MADE MAN.ENTER SENTRY
>>720846231>>720845934
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>>720846365OH NO NO NO NO SOISISTERS
You better behave.
>>720846369B? Oom.
>You bet-AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEER
>HEY VEGETA CHECK THIS OUT>*breaks every bone in his body*>YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY NEEDS A SENZU
>>720846369FUARKKKKKK!!!
look at this wholesome couple!!
>>720845619>he did it againThe absolute state of shartyfags.
>>720846383KEKKKK
The halls have moved...
SHEEEEEEIT
>when /dbs/ runs a train on my board and I just stand there and watch
>he did it againThe absolute state of shartyfags.
>>720842247It’s fine but personally I feel like the fucked it with the second update and iI haven’t touched it since.
>>720846383
Bejitabros, BULMA!!!! NOW!!!
I have a crippling addiction to futanari pornography.
>>720846757Bejita bro, btw
>>he did it again>The absolute state of shartyfags.
Nice thread. Kneel or it gets nuked.
>>720846757Dwight D. Eisenhower....
>>720846790ZAMN
>>720846383my FVARKING hero wouldn’t cheat on his wife
>>720839235KEKAROO!
I see a cuckyfunny I laughypowa
>BatKEK
>>720846817>p-please behave...
>>720846817Please....we have nothing else...
CHADSUKI-DONO??? I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>720846369Holy
>>720846728I wish thor would fuck my wife...
>>720846961Krillin....
>>720846961Chadly....
>>720846537Kek what a raped bitch
>>720846728Storm is so lucky…
Jenny is my wife
>>720846947Thanks for reminding me I need to edge for a few hours to giantess kino
Twilight Sparkle
>>720846961same bro
>>720846975Uhhhh, Banderas sisters?
Our HEROES!!!!
>>720847054*splat*
>>720836990fpbp
>>720847127Better man...
I want a big strong men to hold me
>>720847185DELETE THIS
THORKEKS?????????
Rukia won btw
*sniff* im a gay bitch!!!
Bejita is a better man than Goku
>>720847259...the scat competition
>THORTHORTHORTHORTHORProclaim the score SHITjitaPIG!!
>>720847245YABBA DABBA DOO
Are all latinx this mentally ill or is it just the ones obsessed with dragon ball?
we must be better men
Nothing really gay about licking Astolfo's asshole
>>720847229Every roastie after vomiting feminist drivel all day...
We run this joint.
Megumin-sama..... I'm your little findomBITCH
>/co/GODS are here
>>720839919NOT MY PROBLEMor shouldnt be
SWEATY, BURLY MEN!!!!
>capeCHADS
>Mexicans when they see a bunch of buff faggots with died hair beating each other up.
>>720836305Why are they doing this nonsense out of nowhere? Who asked for this?
>>720847245Why is capeshit infested with faggotry and cuckoldry?
Kekkypalooza!
>>720847631GODlyCHAD here, I ask for KEKoldry hourly
I'm going insane...
>>720846580was this level of humiliation really necessary? what the fuck toriyama
do you think any of the db characters masturbate?
We love real and college aged women here.
>>720847245KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
holy FUARRRRKKK
>>720847756My hero bejita does not because his chastity cage is STURDY
>>720847684don't look up the "early life" section of the writers
>>720847693Bejita bro, btw
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSCLEAN UP THIS THREAD AND MY HOTPOCKET IS YOURS
YIIIIIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup!!
Tehe i get a boner whenever my boyfriend sends me emoticons
>>720847975Gigi.....
>>720847975beerus…
>>720848010luffy is a better man
>>720848101He sure is
ENTER...El HERMANO...de jiren
>SHITren
Are the rumors... true?
steam is offline :/
>>720847837Let’s get this straight:Jewish mysticism (Kabbalah, Merkavah, Hasidic thought, etc.) has literally thousands of years of refinement. It’s fractal, endlessly self-reinterpreting, and based around a transcendent but immanent God who’s both utterly beyond comprehension and directly tied to human destiny. That’s some real “outerversal tier” metaphysics. They’ve got concepts like Ein Sof (infinite Godhead), Sefirot (emanations that structure all reality), and the whole project of tikkun olam (repairing shattered creation). It’s flexible, paradox-embracing, and has survived exile, persecution, and genocide. That’s S-tier resilience and adaptability.Occult Nazism was basically a half-assed kitbash of stolen pagan symbols, bad anthropology, and pseudoscience. The SS runes? Copied and rebranded from 19th-century mystics. Hyperborea and Thule Society stuff? Low-effort fanfiction of Aryan supremacy pasted onto half-digested Hindu/Buddhist fragments. It’s brittle AF: the moment the Reich fell, the “mythos” collapsed because it had no living continuity, just ideological cope. At best you could call it mid-tier cosplay that folds instantly against any real paradox or contradiction.So in a powerscale:Judaism = millennia-old, living cosmology, paradox-tolerant, “infinite recursion” tier.Nazism = 20-year-old fanfic cosmology that’s parasitic on other traditions, dies with its political structure.Honestly, comparing them is like pitting an ancient civilization’s living theology vs. some edgy 20th century LARP club. One is the definition of cosmic endurance; the other is low-effort ideological spam.tl;dr: The Jews have way better mysticism and cosmology than Nazis ever dreamed of.
>>720848010KEKYCHOOKY
SHENRON! PLEASE TURN EVERYONE INTO BETTER MEN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>720847374Latino born in Michigan here.Only the mentally ill ones.
>>720848161how do you defeat El Hermano
>>720848010>luffy suddenly cares about hancock>she doesnt care anymorewhy is this so real
Women are SHIT!!!
>>720848302He learned to be a better man...
>>720848263with Gohan Blanco
>>720848351Yeah! I'd rather have sex with men!
>>720847756Trunks masturbates to sissy hypno. Mai pegs him
>panpedo os throwing a nonstop tantrum on /ghost/KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
which is the better man, being the cuck or being the bvll?
>>720848412Bejita bro, btw
>>720836305Nope, just beerus.In every universe, just beerus.He's not a better man, he's not even a man, he's a cat, cats can have whatever the hell they want.
Sex with Bulmoose.
>>720848263you can't
>>720836305KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK after beerus, it's literally ME that can KEK nuly
>>720836305good, fuck shipfaggotsalso>shipfaggotry on shonen out of all placesthat's as feminine as the faggy looking narutards
>>720848492>Bejita out of NOWHEREObsessed and mindbroken.
UGH UGH UGH *STARTS FARTING*I NEED YAMCHA COCK, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>720848783no one ever said this
>>720848783ponder the aroma
>>720848783BRAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!
>>720848302Can you AI generate Kratos fucking Durga while Cucky Asura watches?
>>720848810except bejita
>>720848783I said thisBejita bro, btw
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throatK: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesN: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”From the bush:S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
>>720848810Probably puar
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>>720848783Please tell me that's a man.GODku GOD btw.
I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of RUSSIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy."Where you going, KRYPTONIANboi?" they ask."I'll go w-wherever you take me," I sayOne of the RUSSIAN men grabs me by the throat."You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Koslov says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the RUSSIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals."You like that, ya Krypto femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks."Y-yes," I gargle.His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any BATCOCK I have ever accepted."Oh, by the way Kryptboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a solar power-deficient Amer*can woman Lois and PENETRATES her."You ain't making no Kryptonian halfbreeds anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is Ruskie now.""Yes, s-sir..." I say.A large RUSSIAN hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face."Kryptonian, I think I like you," Koslov says.He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers before IRON CURTAINing me. The other RUSSIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like SOVIET UNION SEMEN."This is only the start, Krypto boi," they say. "Every Kryptonian gon get Holodomor'd this way."They leave me and L*is lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Spiral of Emotion" like every crackloving Spiral Warrior who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
>>720848939gohan blanco would be unironically a cool concept if they nailed the "you retard" aurabetter than beast
>mods delete threads about the anime horsegirl video game>this is fineWhat went wrong?
Did you think I would just let you off easy, cucky Gohan...?
>>720848939FUARK
>>720848958GODgon GOD runs this site.
>dragonballENOUGHThe Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.THE INDOMITUS REXTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE KING OF KINGSTHE LORD OF LORDSTHE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICECHADNIC THE HEDGEHOGAPEXPREDATORnic the MASCULINEGRIPnic the CRUSHINGINSURMOUNTABLEnic the UNSURPASSABLEINDOMITABLEnic the UNYIELDINGAESTHETICnic the BEAUTIFULSWOLEnic the RIPPEDTANKnic the RESOLUTEPHYSICALLYIMPOSINGnic the INTIMIDATINGGLAREnic the DOMINEERINGJUGGERNAUGHTnic the UNSTOPPABLEDISCIPLINEDnic the ENLIGHTENEDZENnic the SPIRITUALPOTENTnic the VIRILEALMIGHTYnic the INVINCIBLEVALORnic the DAUNTLESSIMPERIOUSnic the DOMINATORINVICTUSnic the ETERNALMAELSTROMnic the TITANICQUAKEnic the SPACE-TIME SHAKINGCOLOSSUSnic the LEVIATHANBEHEMOTHnic the MASTODONICMONSTERnic the TERRIFYINGLORDnic the KINGDEITYnic the CHRISTCRIMSONic the LEGENDSUPERNOVAnic the TRANSIENTHEDGECHAD THE SONSONCHAD THE HOGHOGCHAD THE CHADKINGCHADTHUR THE LORDOFWINDTHE CHAD OF CHAOSENCHAD CHADNICCHADCHAD CHAD CHADCHADENTER CHADNIC
>>720849051get fucked moeshitter
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA!>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite>Lightning to the power of ten scaling>Omnipotus scaling>Spawn scaling>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and HulkAnd yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
>keknic
