ALRIGHT CHINKSHILLS YOU FUCKING WIN I WANT A CHINESE GAMEBOY. IM 34 YEARS OLD AND I WANT A CHINESE GAMEBOY. I ADMIT IT. HAPPY????WHICH FUCKING ONE DO I BUY THERE'S DOZENS AND THEYRE ALL ON SALE RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO FOMO. Thank you for your attention to this matter, yellow men.
>>725530012Ask /g/
Fuck off.
>>725530012Ask /vr/>>>/vr/handholding
>>725530012I'll unironically help you. You need to answer these questions:1. What's your budget? (a range is fine)2. What system do you want to be able to emulate up to PERFECTLY (the usual cuttoffs are: PS1, N64/DC, GC/PS2, Switch)3. What form factor do you want? (horizontal or vertical)4. Do you want to take it with you when you go out or mostly play on the couch?
>>725530125Ignore this faggot and just get a Miyoo Mini Plus, and put onion os on it
>>725530012>>725530125>we'll change our tactic by posing as someone who has given into the shill tactics and has made a thread asking for helpKILL YOURSELVESFUCKING CHINKS
>>725530125Any reasonable budget is fine given sale prices 2. As much as possible3. No clue. I assume a psp-like shape is better in the long term4. I have no friends no gf no social life. I also dont have a couch. So bed play mostly
>>725530305I'm white. But I stumbled into one of the shill threads and now I can't stop thinking about wanting one. Maybe a chinese gameboy can fill the void in my heart
>>725530180ignore THIS faggot and get an SF3000
>>725530458>PSP shapeYour choices are ayaneo pocket air miniMangmi air xtrimui smart proretroid pocket g2I'd recommend the rpg2 since it can play everything up to the switch/PC but if you're a cheapass the pocket air mini is the best bang for your buck under $100 right now
>>725530458I don't know what you consider a reasonable budget. These things go from $40 to $600 and some of the meme ones are over 1KIf you want a horizontal PSP like handheld that has the best "bang for buck" and can emulate pretty much anything, up to and including some switch games, then the retroid pocket 6 is the best one, but it's $200 plus shipping.
>>72553012550$ perfect ps2
"on sale" bothers meof course it is, yuo can buy it
>>725530012I have the Analogue and it's really good.I only suggest it if using your cartridges you already own is important to you.
>>725530641>Your choices are ayaneo pocket air mini>Mangmi air xthese are also great and half the price of the retroid pocket 6, but they will not play ps2 and gamecube well
>>725530682>ESL is upset by a common turn of phrase.
>>725530671no such thing, ask again in around 5 years
>>725530751special, reduced, marked-down, discount, clearanceyou're wrong and don't understand english
>>725530012Anbernic Rg40xxv here. Been playing FF Tactics in my car before work. Using the stock os that came with the device too. Would recommend.
>>725530754But I am Strong! Is there anything as small as the RG Nano that is better?
>>725530890>ESL is still upset by a common turn of phraseLollmfao
>>725530751Ganbare ESL-kun!
>>725530945I'm not ESL. Why do you think I am?
>>725530935the turn of phrase is retardedjust because it's common and accepted doesn't mean its right, look at your replies to me
>>725530909>as smallfunkey s>betternoi have an rg nano because i think it's a fun little novelty but it's not a comfortable playing experience, btw. you have the GKD PIXEL 2 at slightly bigger and more comfortable to play while still being a bit of a meme
what about steamdeck alternatives? anything better than that?mostly looking to playing my steam library AND/OR emulating some nostalgia maybe pirating some switch gamesbudget around 500~ depending on the specs maybe willing to spend 700 tops desu
>>725531006>the turn of phrase is retardedAgain.>ESL is upset by a common turn of phraseThere is a difference in something being ON sale, and something being FOR sale, Rasheesh.
>>725530582>SF3000Can this play PS3 games?
>>725531107Just grab anything from asus or lenovo from the used market. Specs wise you arent gonna get any better until the steam deck 2 so just grab the handheld that can play the games you want to play.
>>725530012>A backbone one costs 100€>A chink handheld able to emulate up to gamecube costs 500€>Somehow retards would rather buy an overpriced oddity than use their already bought phonesWhy tho?
>>725531107These chink consoles are all ARM based and have android as their OS. You can get some PC games to work through some workarounds but, for the most part, they are not a very good way to play PC and steam games. There is some hope that this will improve in the future since ARM based processors are becoming increasingly powerful but for now, not really.So if your main priority is steam games you're stuck looking for something that has an x86 processor, which are the "handheld PCs" that you see from asus and msi etc.
>>725531129it can play up to Switch
>>725531191show me the 100 euro phone (plus controller since i'm not playing on a touchscreen) that emulates gamecube perfectly.
>>725531369>Zero reading comprehensionYOU ALREADY HAVE A DAMN PHONE!!! USE IT FOR PLAYING VIDYA TOO YOU FUCKING NEGROIDFor God's fucking sake...
>>725531369Nothing emulates Gamecube perfectly.
>>725531436my phone doesn't emulate gamecube perfectly. what phone do you have?
>>725530012Don't buy the RG35XX or the RG35XXSP. I have them both and they suck. Way too many issues with them.
>>725531521No PC emulates gamecube perfectly. Your phone won't be able to either.
>>725531283>>725531146thanks gents, you guys saved me some serious frustration.what is the favorite "handheld pc" right now? or are they all pretty much the same with different coats?
>>725531569shut the fuck up nigger, nobody cares about your autistic definition of "perfect" emulation. gameucbe has been emulated perfectly for over 10 years on any competent hardware
>>725531724You said "perfect". If you didn't mean "perfect", why did you keep using the word incorrectly?>gameucbe has been emulated perfectly Wrong.
>>725531283Honestly if you already own a gaming PC just install moonlight and stream games onto your android chink handheld. Unless you really want to play Steam games outside your house, streaming remains a superior solution to installing games natively on weak hardware when you arent gonna go outside. Also chinkhelds can literally play thousands of games from decades of console emulation, surely that'll keep you busy outside until you can get home with your gaming PC.
>>725531791i am super sensitive to input lag so i've always been wary of streaming games over wifi. how well does it work?
>>725531875You will hate it.
>>725531875Dont stream games where input lag matters, that means no FPS or character action games but for everyone else it's just fine.
>>725530012Buy an ad faggot.
>>725531895i figured>>725531916kinda defeats the purpose then. if i want to play civ then i want a mouse anywayalways knew that shit was a meme
>>725531191Bloody bastard benchod do not redeem the chinkheld saar
i'm looking for a device running android with a beautiful 1080p screen for moonlight gamingshould be at least 7 inches, 120hz is a plus Doesnt really need a lot of horsepower to run shit itself Give me your best shill attempts
>>725531305>>725531129Somehow I doubt that claim....I'm sure the performance is Simply Fantastic though
>>725531971You know how bad the lag is when you plug your PC into a regular HDMI TV and try and play games on it?Streaming is even worse than that
>>725532206odin 2 portal
>>725532306Hahahahahahaha that fucking analog stick on the right caught me off guard Never stop making retarded famiclones and poly stations please
>>725530012Here's some thoughts on a few budget ones which I think are all fantastic options:>Anbernic RG40XX-HMy personal favourite, a 4:3 PSP-shaped device with a relatively big screen in a relatively pocketable form factor. Pretty slim, yet still comfortable, a match made in heaven for SNES and PS1, and pretty damn great at everything else retro too. Great controls, supports lightweight Retroarch shaders, and comes with a decent operating system, with lots of options for 3rd party operating systems that are even better.>Anbernic RG40XX-VSame as above, but in the shape of a Game Boy instead. Same performance, operating system support, and most of the controls as well, except only one stick and has different shoulder buttons by necessity. My favourite vertical.>TrimUI Smart ProLike a widescreen cousin to the 40XX-H. Sticks are Vita style so no L3/R3. Has about the same performance level as the above two, maybe a touch better, but pretty much same limitations. Supports most of the same operating systems as well.>TrimUI BrickSame internals as the Smart Pro, but it's like a smaller GameBoy Pocket. Smaller screen than the above options, natch, but a fantastic option if you want something really slim and highly pocketable, without resorting to one of those novelty-sized systems like the Funkey S.>>725530180Get fucked TechDweeb, PeeYoo handhelds suck a dick, and so does Onion.>>725530717I mean, neither will the TrimUI, so there's that...>>725530670>the retroid pocket 6 is the best one, but it's $200 plus shipping.Also not out until next year.
>>725533025Based 4incher
>>725530641>>725530717The mamdani is weaker than the ancient RP3+ kek
>>725530012Enjoy your input lag
>>725533457This includes the lag from my neurons and synapses, as well as the infamously laggy actin-mysosin coupling.
Are there any chinkhelds that can run Wii U well, or is CEMU still not good enough on Android yet? If not, then what about Wii and GameCube?
>>725533865just buy a wii u
>>725534082I'm not buying a Wii U just to play like 2 games.
>>725530012>WHICH FUCKING ONE DO I BUYany one that can run ps2 emulatorsplaying ps2 games on an handheld feels amazing
