>40+ hag marries a guy in his 20sMore games need this trope.
>>725727739Thread made by a hag
>>725727739gay. just get with a 25-30 year old. chicks look fucking busted by 23 now KEK
>>725728047i fucking wish hags would post on /v/ so much...
>>725727986neither can a woman
>>725728292There could be hags among us RIGHT NOW, and we'd be none the wiser... what a terrifying thought, HAGS lurking on our very board,.
>>725727739video games need milk trucks
>>725728780yeah how horrifying haha!
>>725728208>post made by 300lb "chad"
>40 just a few years off>married to a guy almost exactly ten years younger than me>get to make him listen to music, watch movies etc from before his time>have to stop and explain any reference I happen to make because they were all outdated to start with even for my age group>still gets kind of flustered whenever I remind him I used to babysit people born the same years as him
>>725727986Neither will most real women. I only attract the ones with actual mental disabilities and the users who want money, often single heroin users. Fuck off with all that.
mods please keep this thread, i want to talk with older women and this is my only chance...
>>725727986the foid cope is getting unreal
>>725727739She looks like she gives her grooming victims dutch ovens.
>>725729267roastie is toastie
>>725729653>still gets kind of flustered whenever I remind him I used to babysit people born the same years as himthat's cute
>>725729653AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! >>725728780 WAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
>anime "hag"Literally lolis in disguise
>>725730106It's very fun to tease him on. That and being roughly as close to his dad's age as I am to his age.>>725730143Oh, it's so much worse than you know. I was here when I still underageb&. We've always been here.
>>725730293oh no... hags are here... thats horrible...
I hate women so much it's unreal
>>725730293you're very cool and chill!
>>725727739Gorgeous BBFs.
>>725729653make babies with him
>>725730060I'm a lover of all beautiful women, stop being a fat ass and cope.
>>725730985>he doesn't know that wicke was hired to be lusamine's wet nurse because her flat titties weren't putting out enough milk for lillie and gladionnot today rugga
>>725727739The most wine aunt character I’ve ever seen in a videogame
>>725730825I'm not so sure about cool, but chill, yeah.>>725731074We have kids. 4 year old twins and another that's not quite 2. Probably going to be another too.
>>725728780"HAGS could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this board before. There could be HAGS anywhere." The cool Yotsuba B theme looked good against his shitpost-filled catalogue. "I hate HAGS" he thought. Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne reverberated his entire headset, making it pulsate even as the $2 Dasani water ciruclated through his cholestorol-filled veins and washed away his (merited) fear of cougars after dark. "With a 4chan pass, you can shitpost anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>725731267and we love that
>>725727739GOD IMAGINE THE WET NASTY FUCKING FARTS SLAPPING OUT OF HER TURDCUTTING SHITPIPE
guys stop saying that hags are dangerous they're just old wise women that wants some company discussing with random people, this case videogames related
>>725731484She farts loud and clogs toilets for sure
>>725731414>We have kids. 4 year old twins and another that's not quite 2. Probably going to be another too.based!
>>725727739Do you think she was a whore during her 20s and is now settling down with a younger man?
>>725729998And at the same time they are making a bank with it
>>725731484Right onto your dick...
>>725732094and face
>>725732297and open mouth
>>725732297
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>725735724Could you live in there?
>>725735993Would I want to? Yes.Could I? I'd suffocate.
>>725736326Suffocate? But she provides you with air~
>>725736427Perhaps if I had some sort of xenobiology that allowed me to respire using methane...
