Just tried the first episide. Now I am stuck contemplating what the hell sort of game I allowed to be installed on my PC. Could they put any more dick jokes in the game? Marvel writing is like Shakespeare compared to this trash. I'm probably 10 minutes or so into the first episode and I think they managed to cram the word "fuck" at least 50 times. The second scene with blonde skank had to have her say "dicks" for no reason and I'm just sitting there, looking in my mirror, thinking: "Am I retarded for actually playing this?" Does this bag of shit get interesting or should I just uninstall before my playtime goes over 25 minutes? I go over here to see if anyone is talking about the game and the first thing I see is an X repost from some fag's profile with a rainbow flag next to it.
>>725735570From the same devs that were responsible for pic related btwNo idea what did you expect here
>>725735570But there are 2 girls that like you and one of them show tits even
>>725735821If this is implying what I think it's implying, then this might have just gone from Reddit garbage to 4chan kino
>>725735570Reminder that this game has huge influence from Critical Role. I know people throw the phrase around way too much nowadays but it really is reddit.
>>725735570I actually saw someone in one of the threads for it saying that this game has good writing LMAO.
>>7257355704chan lost
>>725735570If you think it's nonsense now, wait for season 2, they'll be "trimming" the story branches. Villain and hero Invisigal can't be too different. Coupe and the bat also sound like too much work they'll want to not do. They'll try to sneak in a Malevola romance, which means breakup drama. All sorts of goofy shit.
TL;DRGame’s kino AND ludo. Onlt those who are too far gone into inceldom seethe at the game.
>>725736113We should've respected the advertisers
>>725736072It does. I’ll allow you to cope now tho.
>>725736072Probably a bit better than regular slop we get.
>>725736168We must be better Anons.
>>725736205Must be nice to care about story consistency as little as modern writers do.
>>725735862most romance and risqueness in these sorts of timidly woke, quirked up streamer games reeks of insincerity and "we're ashamed that we're not working on serious movies instead of these baby games for mongoloid gamers but hey look at us look at what we're allowing you to buy you fucking problematic gamers, it's those female boobs you're sooooo mad at us for always complying with our gay subversive publishers and the child advertising complex by never featuring in our M-rated games!!!!! BUY OUR NETFLIX SHOW!!!!"compare to the nice tasteful nudity of wolf among us. nobody ever expected mermaid stripper boobs from fucking telltale. nobody pitched those boobs to anyone put off by the source material (gay comic but at least not superheroes) as the main reason to buy the game. the devs waited til what episode 3 which was months after the first, it was a nice immersive atmospheric surprise. and you could pursue those sex worker boobs but doing so wasn't the focus of the game and marketing. it was a little chaste moody noir pining for each other with a nice little payoff during the final episode's stinger. not this straight to dvd playersexual bg3 wank
>>725735570just wanna say JackSepticEye's playthrough has invisigal's tits uncensored in both her dream and in the locker room on youtube
>>725735570>Could they put any more dick jokes in the game? Marvel writing is like Shakespeare compared to this trash.Shakespeare is full of dick jokes btw
>>725737660>Shakespeare is full of dick jokes btwPost 5 of them.
>>725736146>TL;DR>incel>redditspeak
OP here. Been trying to finish the bar scene in the first episode. I keep pausing and taking a moment to look outside my window after almost every sentence these characters bring out of their mouths. I think I had to let out a sigh almost every 15 seconds. This writing is ludo retarded.
>>725738474>ludo retardedLudo just means "game" in Latin, retard. At least bother to look up "le epic 4chinz" buzzwords before you use them.
>>725738617Thank you for telling me. I just came back to thread to report that another dick joke was made. How long you reckon until they make another one? I've managed to pull through BG3's dialogue longer than this.
>>725737749https://theatrenerds.com/9-times-shakespeare-told-penis-jokes/Ten seconds in googleNot a comprehensive list; that's not even getting into the sonnets
>>725737749>>725738827https://www.rsc.org.uk/shakespeare/language/slang-and-sexual-languageHere's the Royal Shakespeare Company
>>725738617He just made another dick joke. I'm out. Might leave it and try to replay in a day or two, but this writing is worse than any capesloppa (I love cape shit) I've ever seen.
>>725738474>This writing is ludo retarded.What the fuck were you trying to convey here
>>725739031That the game's retarded.
>>725739083And ludo?
>>725735570Why did they make the MC the most effeminate twink of all?Haven't touched the game yet, but the art style and color palette gives strong Dustborn vibes, is it pushing narratives?
>>725737038>timidly woke, quirked up streamer gamesThis perfectly encapsulates my thoughts on the type of writing that plagues this game.
>>725739137Ludo and kino retardation. Pure cinematic masterclass in starting with a good intro and ruining it with, I am not exaggerating, the intro villain's dialogue: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" I might have missed a couple of "fuck's", but I was too busy laughing (/s for reddit folx) at his penis (dick joke)
>>725739678>Ludo and kino retardation.And I'm asking you, what the fuck does that mean
>>725739350He looks and sounds like that streamer guy who's dad used to work at blizzcon, that got bullied after his statement for that one failed (#stopkillinggames) movement
>>725735570Why don't you play more than ten minutes before soapboxing about a game you gargantuan faggot, your on par with a fucking journo for jumping the gun on a game
>>725739753Ask this guy >>725736146Very funny words.
>>725736113They kept telling me about a year ago that chuddas won. What changed since then?
>>725739946All right maybe you should lurk more
>>725739875Are you saying it gets good and the constant cussing and awkwardness when two characters meet stop? If true, I am willing to give another try.
>it's complicatedThey're all fucking now.
>>725740098don't listen to him. it gets worse if anything.
>>725740095>lurk moreWhy is this the only board where fags feel the need to say that when someone does not conform to their ways of thinking? Tell me. How did you like the game? What is your critical perspective on the story and writing? I will give it another try. Stil, in all my decades of playing games, I have never felt this uncomfortable watching characters interact wth each other before and I've had my main character dance with that gay wizard companion in BG3. It's like they concentrated all possible stereotypes about capesloppa into one single project.
>>725735570please be sure to include "dispatch" in your subject line or comment field so my filter catches it. tia
>>725740564>Why is this the only board where fags feel the need to say that when someone does not conform to their ways of thinking?I don't know, I guess it's because this board hasn't been so completely redditised as I thought
>>725740942>I guess it's because this board hasn't been so completely redditisedBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Redditors hate this game though
>>725741147I know, I was also shocked. And yet - apparently -they're still telling your green ass to lurk more.
>>725735570>all the threads on this game from sore losers who thought it was going to be a waifufaggotry dating game
>>725737038truth library.I think you indirectly hit a big point talking about The Wolf Among Us: stories and their influences. The little things, the nods; the tasteful, time-and-place things. Good writing is a sign of writers who enjoy reading and who have good influences.All they have going for them is "I'm 14 and this is deep," easy-to-digest Marvelslop. These writers don't read, don't watch movies, and don't know how to tell a good story.
