Me telling my younger self Metroid Prime 4 will be worth the wait:
Will everything really get better for me bros?
>>725854449
>>725854449No
>>725854814>>725855036
>>725854449Yeup.
>>725855519It's only gonna get better if you make it get better.
>>725854449Probably
>>725854449Probably not
>>725853246>Everything is going to get betterIs the author of this comic the child of a billionaire who never went through any real hardship?
>>725854449No, because you're an offtopic spamming negroid. Now fuck off back to >>>/a/
>>725854449Hi, I'm you from the future. Yes, it will get better.
>>725854449Things are better than you think, you just have to more carefully look at what you have and set your greed aside for a moment. Desire is the foundation of all suffering.
>>725856674sauce?
>>725854449No, and in fact it will only get worse.
>>725858535This. Do drugs, you can enjoy far less on them
>>725854449Not if you don't put in the effort
>>725865195>Not if you don't put in the effortThen its over
>>725857379thank you :)
>>725853246I would give myself a handjob for the lulz
>>725868684that's gay but kinda hot ngl
>>725854449You have to have some hope. Or at the very least, don't give into despair, no matter how tempted. Someone does love you.
>>725854449You'll be better. Life will still suck.
>>725868909>Someone does love youreally?
>>725853246I thought he would rape him.
>>725872325Yes anon.I do. I love you.
>>725873071Haven't you seen Time Cop you dumb nigger? You never try to fuck your past self unless you want your dick and then the rest of yourself to fuse with your younger self and then merge into some bloody screaming blob.
>>725854449It's up to you
>>725853246
>>725874405love you too :*
>>725874851Why would he fuse with my dick?
>>725860085Seconding this
>>725879146>>725860085Uramichi Oniisan
>>725879340Arigatou anon
Video games?
>>725853246then the parents walk in>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN OUR SON'S ROOM YOU BASTARDspends rest of life in prisonfin.
Id at least tell myself to buy bitcoin
>>725854449>>725857379>>725868426I'm you from the future of the previous future, it's going to get so much worse you don't even know.
>>725881968I don't care anymore
>>725883263What are you drinking?
>Ah yes, another abandoned alien ruin. Totally not ominous. Love that for us.>Hostile lifeforms? On a death planet? Shocking. Truly shocking.>If I die out here, please tell my manager I quit first.>Samus, if that door opens into another dark corridor, I swear my hazard pay better double.>Oh cool, a giant monster trying to murder me. Just like my blind date last week.>Okay, I’m seeing a lot of glowing goo and, uh… historically speaking that is never a good sign.>Fun fact: According to company policy, this does NOT count as PTO.>Alien artifact humming ominously? Yeah, let’s touch it. What could possibly go wrong?>If something jumps out at us, I just want it on record that I called it.>Samus, quick question—do Chozo ghosts accept apologies? Hypothetically?>This atmosphere is 99% toxic fumes and 1% my will to live.>I used to be afraid of the dark. Then I got assigned here and realized the dark is afraid of this place.>Wow, another ancient mural about impending cosmic doom. Really mixing things up here, universe!>Okay, so bad news: everything here wants to kill us. Good news: …I had no follow-up. That’s it. That’s the update.>Samus, if we survive this, I’m writing the saltiest performance review the Federation has ever seen.>Hey look, a mysterious alien device! Should we leave it alone? Absolutely. Are we going to? Absolutely not.>Reminder: deep breaths. Not because it helps, but because it delays the panic.>Great, we woke up the giant murder bug. Nice. Love that journey for us.>If anyone asks, I was calm, professional, and did not scream. We’re sticking to that.
>>725854449It can but you have to be the one to do it, I believe you you bro. Just remember to do what you HAVE to do, before you do what you WANT to do and shit can work out
>>725883528It's probably just water for taking the pillsright now I'm drinking jagermeister I love it so much
>>725854449Only if you work out at least 2 times a week and drink 2 litres of water daily Also, read more books
>>725884089Good. I'm drinking vodka. Cheers.
>>725884979Based! What vodka?
>>725883838huh?
>>725884089Jimmy Fallon, is that you?
>>725888809what no
>>725854449I'm you from the past, agaggafffpplpp
>>725885397Moskovskaya and some Grasovka/Zubrowka.
>>725883838>Anon literally wrote this fanfiction about a character who acts as a tutorial NPC for 15mins and then exits the plot>He'll probably now spam this in every Metroid thread
>>725854449Depends.Do you like yourself?The moment I realized that I'm the best person I know I suddenly wound up with a much more positive outlook on life.
>>725892510>MoskovskayaNever heard of it. Do you like it?>Grasovka/ZubrowkaNo kurwa, baza! Bison grass is probably the last good polish vodka on the market! I love it so much. Regular zubrowka is not that good tho
>>725894087>Never heard of it. Do you like it?Yeah. I haven't really tried many vodkas so I can't compare. I also like Finlandia but it isn't always available and it's more expensive.It's good to drink straight and OK to drink neat.>Regular zubrowka is not that good thoWhat do you recommend instead? They only sell one variety here.
>>725894356Finlandia is alright, kinda overrated in my opinion, but still better than most of the cheap ones>What do you recommend instead? They only sell one variety hereYou're talking about this one? The flavored vodka with the grass inside? If so, then you're drinking the good stuff! In poland Żubrówka comes in a ton of flavors and the plain vodka isn't really that good. The grass one however is amazing!I don't know where you're from, but never try any Polish vodka besides this one. However, if you ever find a Polish cider, wine or mead, you should definitely try it! We used to make some of the best mead in Europe (at least according to experts)
>>725858535Okay, but I don't seek more out of greed, I seek more out of fear
>>725895505>You're talking about this one? The flavored vodka with the grass inside?Yeah that one.>I don't know where you're from, but never try any Polish vodka besides this one. I'm from Germany. I've had Soplica with some berry flavor before on a Polish friend's birthday party. I don't remember which. Actually I don't remember much at all. Was a good party.Another Polish friend gave me a bottle of hazelnut Soplica which was alright.I guess the flavored stuff is a girl thing but it's not really for me.>wine or meadMead is too sweet for my taste and I don't really like wine either.>ciderNow that you mention it, I think she brought some cider one time we drank together. But again I don't remember much...
the fuck is this thread
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>>725899416>zywiec
