I'm coming up one year unemployed since I quit my last job, but yeah I probably would if it was a game I really wanted to play.

jewish "people" take days off for made up bullshit all the time, why shouldn't i do the same

>>726243994
I used a week of pto when Duke Nukem Forever released.

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I'll take a week off for HL release. Sick or regular idk yet.

HAHA YOU POSTED THE SILLY REDDIT CARTOON AGAIN SO FUNNY

>>726243994
My friend did this when Skyrim came out.

i don't have to anymore because i wfh, i just make sure i put some blockers on my calendar so i don't get randomly messaged about anything stupid.

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>>726243994
stuff women wouldnt understand

>>726243994
yeah but those guys are retards because there’s nothing good being released nowadays

>>726244598
this but sincerely

>>726244598
That would be Reddit and Memey my newfag friend. Smiling Friends is 4channel approved.

I do, regularly. My company consistently has us working overtime without compensation (under heavily implied threat of getting fired because lmao workers are cattle). If the company does shady shit like this to get 8 hours of production without compensation, I'll do shady shit like this to get 8 hours of worth of compensation back.
I'd prefer just to get paid and work when I'm supposed to, but I'm not gonna start simping my employer through volunteer work

>>726244598
It's much funnier to me after seeing you shit yourself with anger about it.

I typically find this passe to say, but: Stay mad.

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>>726244498
>this fat fucking slob has a cute gf
What's your excuse /v/?

My work doesn't have separate PTO and sick days, so it wouldn't be advantageous over just being honest anyways.

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>>726243994
I skip work because I don't feel like it

>>726243994
Not for a grand strategy game. That shits not going anywhere and is going to take like 300 hours.

>>726244772
I'm a mix of Pim and Charlie

>>726244772
Could've fooled me, we almost never fucking see her.

>>726243994
I will do this when Nioh 3 comes out btw.

>>726244772
I'm a real person and not a work of fiction that could have literally anything the writer wants.

>>726244785
That has to be illegal. Personal time off is, well, personal time off. It can be denied for no reason at all. Sick leave cant: you cannot be legally obligated to work if you have doctor's notice.

>>726243994
Nah, I just forgo sleepin

>>726244772
When I lived in the northern states during 2020 race revolution period of the USA I got a white gf very easily being brown. It was nice but she was/is a wokescold so it was only a thing because she was trying to be "less-white" or whatever insane white liberal woman believe in. I couldn't continue the relationship thought bitch was an annoying libtard that was told what to get angry for by whichever social media political breadtuber.

>>726243994
I tried to take a vacation day when Metaphor Refantazio came out. Couldn't do it because other senior staff wanted the day. Not really a big deal, but I'm not going to call in sick for vidya that isn't honest.

>>726244498
>indoor lights on when its sunny outside the window
yup its gaming time

Actually yes, I don't remember if it was the gameboy or super famicon but the japanese government requested Nintendo to the release them on weekends so kids don't skip school.

>>726243994
i want to fuck him haha
isn't that silly!

Wtf can I watch this for free?

I'm not a fucking liar, I take the week off paid or unpaid

>>726243994
I haven't taken a sick day in 6 years
Instead I just play games on the clock if I want (wfh)

How do you even get a job that offers sick days and pto

i call in sick when faggots heap their work into my queue. sorry not sorry, faggots. my salary pays for a limited amount of effort and not for a fucking penny less.

>>726245292
torrent it

>>726245345
By living in the first world where slave labour is illegal

>>726245292
Anon, you might be mentally challenged. You know what search engines are, right?
Literally just seach for (program name) watch online free
In case you are mentally challenged: my first search result was hydraflix.cc and it worked fine

>>726244772
Dolly > Zoey > that coffee chick from the shrimp episode > Marge Simpson > Boss's (ex)wife

>>726244192
SPBP TSMT

>>726245292
kisscartoon has free cartoons and anime since 2005.

>>726245345
I don't know anyone who has paid sick days who isn't also salaried. I also don't know any salaried people who don't have at least some paid sick days per year. But basically just get any college bachelor's degree and you can get a job like that. It may or may not pay well or have other good stuff based on the degree though. Alternatively, own your own business or get someone rich that you know to just hand you a fake job sitting on a board or something. You don't really have to "call in sick" in those jobs though; you just fucking do whatever you want.

who adds their boss on steam anyway?

>>726244737
That won’t last for long, the merchandising of this show is already spiraling towards the R&M direction

>>726245345
Living in developed country with legal framework enforcing basic stuff like labor laws.

>>726245735
Retards friend their bosses on facebook
It happens

>>726245735
my history teacher added me on steam and some classmates of mines played dota 2 with him once

>>726244772
When was her last line of dialogue?

>>726245676
>You don't really have to "call in sick" in those jobs though
Depends if you have boomer bosses.

My last job I had one throw a fit because I wanted to use a sick day (they are use it or lose it so might as well use them over PTO) the next week
>UM IF ITS PLANNED IT SHOULDNT BE A SICK DAY
So I then never gave him advance warning and just texted him the night before I was going to be sick when I wanted to use sick days from then on.

Boomers have the most retarded work pride I have ever seen.

>>726245031
I dont know what shit hole youre from but in most cases in the us they cant actually deny pto for anyreason and no where is going to ask you for a fucking doctors note

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>>726244710
Too bad that was the last good expansion.
>seems like people really love the world we made and how things work
>ok let's destroy the world and change how things work
Big brains over at Blizzard headquarters, dayum. Superb move.

>>726246056
The Boomer mindset is eternally stuck in the late 60's which was stuck in the late 40's. They inherited a high trust society where that sort of shit made sense as half the country didn't have a 3rd world mindset of just trying to screw over everyone else by exploiting every bit of advantage that they could, and that everyone who follows rules is just too stupid to break them.

Discord tranny boss cyberstalks you on Steam

>>726246448
A lot of these boomers love to slack off and not do much work at all though. People in the 40s worked much harder

>>726246448
Yea I get it, same shit with talking to my parents whenever they ask why I job hop every few years
>You need to show loyalty to your job and they will repay it back
lol
lmao

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>>726246579
Can't stalk my emulator

>>726244772
I'm not a cartoon character

>>726246056
>Depends if you have boomer bosses.
You misunderstood. You don't have a "boomer boss" if you're on a board or have some other rich-person bullshit job. You only have bosses and shit at normal salaried jobs. Tradies like to conflate the two, but there's an ocean of difference between these types of executive and individual contributor roles.

>>726246651
>You need to show loyalty to your job and they will repay it back
lol lmao indeed
People that say stuff like that often are completely unaware that benefits like pensions don't exist anymore outside of government jobs. There is less than zero incentive to stay at a company long term other than the job's demands and pay being good enough to support your end-game lifestyle.

>>726247134
Even ignoring jobs fucking you by not giving you raises comparable to just quitting and going elsewhere.

If I ever made a mistake at a job that was huge they would fire me on the spot or throw me under the bus.
I dont expect otherwise

>>726245174
You didn't have to directly mention your skin color, your near incomprehensible writing already gave it away.

>>726245608
How do you avoid the malware those websites give you?

Spoiler: you can't bitch nigga enjoy your bitcoin miner

>>726247537
>malware
>from streaming
nigga put on a fucking adblocker you retard

>>726244737
It's literally exactly like Rick and Morty you retarded shit eating faggot.

>>726247537
Most sites don't do any such thing. It's way easier to just stand up a site and collect ad revenue from people too stupid to block the ads (most people). When they eventually get taken offline, they just change the URL and keep on truckin.

>>726244759
just find another job bro

>>726243994
Did it once for Cyberpunk. Then the game got delayed. Never again.

>>726245292
I simply use streaming sites to illegally watch slop and I can't today because of cloudflare kikery having a monopoly on everything and shitting the bed

>>726247537
Just use an adblocker. I don't think I've gotten a popup ad, let alone any actual malware in well over a decade.

>>726246157
Walmart definitely asked for doctors notes

>>726245292
https://m.wcostream.tv/cartoon-list

no need to thank me

>>726247537
By using old cucksoles' integrated browsers to watch shit.
Optionally you keep an old pc or old phone and you connect it to your wifi and use it, disregarding all the shitcoin miners and stuff because you don't care about what may happen to it.

>>726248591
>bitcoin miner
>from visiting a website
Bro...you gotta literally install some dodgy .exe to get a bitcoin miner on your computer. You're not gonna get that from visiting a streaming website. Just put on an adblocker, fuck's sake

>>726243994
Yeah? Mr goldberg isn't loyal to me so I'm not about to be loyal to him.

It's even rare for me to play stuff the year it releases.
Stuff either comes out broken or gets drip fed dlc over a year or longer, so I play older games.

>>726245735
My friend happened to become my boss. He hates the company even more than I do so he doesn't give a fuck.

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>>726247537
I seriously hope you're baiting

>>726246349
Remember WotLk released pretty much when the Activision merger happened and Blizzard was in the process of being eaten alive.

It's honestly a miracle they were able to mostly finish the expansion without letting it completely shit the bed, even though ToC was seriously one of the worst things they ever did.

>>726245031
>Sick leave cant: you cannot be legally obligated to work if you have doctor's notice.
Sounds like you live in a place with sane labor laws friend. Around these parts getting sick at the wrong time can just mean you're fucked.

>>726244772
Why are critters taking our human women? You NEVER see HMCF relationships.

>>726249449
The Boss married a demon thoughbeit

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>>726249568
Not a critter. Consult the chart:

>>726243994
>work
i don't work

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hawk tuah man

I get tons of PTO and I'm hardly ever sick
I go on vacations here and there but I have lots of days left over, so sure, I'll call out if I feel like it
There's no obligation to make money for mr. shekelstein if they want to give you free days off

>>726247515
Well thanks for that is as asmongold says white liberal woman are bigger threat than jews, blacks, and browns to the USA than anything else

>>726249663
true critters dont wear clothes. they dont have visible genitalia and are always completely nude as a result. human/critter hybrids do have exposed genitalia though and need to wear clothes

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Of course OP

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>>726249927

>>726243994
kinda crazy to hear "it's not an honest thing to do": you are literally slaving away your time. it’s a perfect example of Stockholm syndrome

>>726249698
Free Gaza.... Free Gaza....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq6naCAgsjU

>>726243994
>TFW put in proper time off for Deltarunes release date just for tony to move the date up a day.

Stupid dog.

>>726251737
Wagies be like that, I once saw a guy on a thread seething over Hispanics and their Siesta.

>>726245345
Learn a skill?

>>726243994
You can't save them up so why not use them?

>>726243994
There hasn't been a game worth doing this for in nearly two decades

>>726243994
I own the company so only come in when I feel like it

>>726243994
I would just use vacation time, I have more than enough. Although I also WFH so it's not really needed.

>>726244498
literally me

>>726250578
I really hope Cory stops showing up in the videos already ffs, he's retardation is not funny anymore

>>726244338
my condolences

>>726244772
I'm more like Alan.

>>726249698
theyre crying about that sign arent they?

>>726252993
Gay?

>>726253106
no zach actually likes the simpsons and has hung out with groening

>>726253148
Autistic.

>>726253246
im talking about wokies

>>726245345
Some states make Sick mandatory.

>>726252870
Cory needs to be executed on a livestream

i usually make it a half day since i order games in the mail and dont drive out to stores for new releases, and the mail wont get to my house until sometime after 3pm anyway in some cases

>>726244338
dude im so sorry to hear that

>>726243994
No, I plan ahead of time and schedule my PTO months in advance.
Gives the team time to plan around my PTO. Only faggot take sick day and fuck up everyone else's schedule.

>>726243994
I feel the whole rise of AI and Indians taking our tech jobs is to rid the white man from having employment.

>>726253986
I still don't get how that works
>Companies replace everyone with cheap AI/Indians workers
>You have no job thus no money
>Companies will expect you to keep buying after this

>>726254220
Uhhh dumbass. The jeets are the ones buying things now while the white man is forced to rely on government services

>>726254220
also is it true that AI datacenters will take up natural resources like lakes or streams just to cool off whatever nonsense is cooking up there? not only that it's going to skyrocket electric bills for that community. How exactly does AI work? all preexisting jobs are gonig to be gone thanks to this. hell, even churches are considering having a Jesus AI, which is not a wise decision.

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>>726244772
Unfortunately, I'm not a cartoon character.

>Squim just solves the job in seconds
Was he retired because he's too OP?

>>726249663
I don't think Jeremy is a demon. I think he's a critter under employment in hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ERUHyM6BDo
Demons seem to consistently be CGI or Claymation.

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>>726254926
>is it true that AI datacenters will take up natural resources like lakes or streams just to cool off
This would be an expected move if they keep pouring energy and resources into AI, though I’m still not convinced they’ll continue to profit from it. The investment loop they’ve invented can’t run forever.

>>726252870
He still has his moments like when he ate shit in PvZ after giving Dave tons of grief

>>726243994
Ive done it for MMO's before. but anything else it seems kind of pointless. waiting a day or two to play a game isnt going to kill me. in fact I almost never get anything when it comes out and instead wait for it to be on a steep discount years later

>>726244772
I hope she dies, nothing ruins men dynamic like women do

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>>726244772
shes literally this

>call of work sick
Nah. I've taken PTO for XIV expac releases.

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>THEY'RE GOING TO RAPE US ALL
Holy fucking shit, I couldn't breathe for a few seconds.

>>726256237
The AI bot videos are great. I wish Zach was there instead of the Armenian faggot.

>>726254926
assuming they can even turn on. they open up in areas without the power infrastructure to even turn their machines on. surprisingly or unsurprisingly maybe, the very specialized equipment for power infrastructure is extremely expensive and hard to buy since its all made to order and the few stuff thats made in advance has already been all bought up by these datacenters (which is pissing off a lot of regular developers who want to build housing or whatever)

>>726243994
Whenever a new MMO releases that I really want to play I usually take 2 or 3 weeks off at once to play it.

>>726254926
>How exactly does AI work?
“AI” aka LLMs are mainly for military use and corporate/corporate-aligned information gathering. But, it’s used for civilian purposes anyways because so much money is being poured into it. There are articles from the Marine Corps and how they’re using AI. “AI” is just massive datasets collected from data-mining and it makes sometimes intelligent conclusions from what it had learned from those datasets. Basically, all this “AI” stuff revolves around unrestricted military use and organizations with unrestricted access to LLM datasets. The jobs being taken from it is just a small side effect

>>726253106
>>726253479
I know this may be hard to believe,but not even woke people watch the Simpsons anymore, only fat latinos who barely understand the modern jokes and weird schizos who draw Lisa feet on deviant art

>>726243994
I get 14 days of paid sick leave a year why wouldn’t I use it?

>>726244772
she is literally a 5 anon
a normal woman

Since this thread already has nothing to do with video games I figured I would just say that I finally got my first job making over 50 bucks an hour and feel like things are only looking up.

>>726243994
I just use holiday for it, I also use holiday to book off one day a week so I'm working a 3 day week for 3 months straight, I just get too much holiday and I'm not going to use any of it for a actual holiday abroad.
I will need to book a week off for Nioh 3 soon.

>>726249698
Was the tear a reference to Stan Kelly's Statue of Liberty crying?

>>726257113
tfw part time slob that has to get a doctors note if Im sick for more than two days in a row, and none of it is paid of course (also doctors notes cost money and they refuse to pay for those either)

>>726244498
Edit this so it's several tabs of 4chan

>>726244498
>kebab place open in the morning
unrealistic

>>726249663
>mr. Frog not in the demon circle
Fake chart

>>726258053
mr frog is just a god in the land of mortals. he transcends good and evil

>>726245735
Recently added a bunch of work people on my actual discord not a burner one so, happens more often than you think

how can I make a social group of friends from my job instead of being an incel? asking for a friend.

>>726244140
why the fuck did you quit if you didnt have a plan for a new job?

>>726258476
I live in Sweden and can just live off of gibs.

>>726245345
The better question is how do you ACTUALLY use your sick time and pto without everyone else in the entire company collectively sighing and essentially dumping your future down the drain because you’re not a “team player”?
Seriously, whether I’m actually sick, have an actual trip planned, whatever - I ALWAYS get shit from HR and upper management.
And then your first day back, everyone is like “oh..LOOK who it is…decided to finally show your face huh?”
Fuck OFF
STOP GUILT TRIPPING ME FOR USING TIME I EARNED

>>726244598
Smiling Friends is the 4chan cartoon. Rick and Morty is the Reddit cartoon

>>726243994
No, but every time I start a new Final Fantasy, it's within ~2 months of getting shitcanned at my then-current job, so there's that.

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It's crazy that everyone's turning on Cory now, he used to be the most loved part of the channel along with Zach.

>>726258763
always hated the cunt. used to tolerate him on sleepycabin but his god awful on oneyplays. i do not find literal actual degenerate retards fun or interesting

>>726258763
>everyone

>>726258630
You work in an office or something, ey? Well you don't because that's a horrible set of industries that drives everyone to be a catty bitch.
I work in construction and there's a dude here who always just takes off 2 weeks to bum around his house drinking just to use it and it's fine, funny even.

>>726243994
>call off work sick
Not sick, but i did take my "on demand" days off to play vidya few times.

>>726245345
By not being an Amerigolem

>>726255624
Mr. Frog was canonically a demon according to Cusack as of S1, but he has a human dad now so who knows.

>>726245174
women treat brownies as a fashion statement. the microsecond you stop being useful, she'll be more chud than your average poltard. Literally what is happening right now are women being convinced that the high prices of food, housing, and crime are a direct result of 25 years of mass immigration that they supported up until the smiling face on TV changed owners.

giving women the vote was always a catastrophic mistake.

>>726258763
Cory works better in small doses rather than in huge chunks. The only good thing about this is that Dave gets to appear more aswell

>>726257996
It probably wasn't. Charlie's the kind of guy to have bought takeout the night before, and left it on his desk for hours, so he'd have something to eat when the game launched.

>>726258763
The two most loved guests are Tomar and Zach and anyone who says otherwise is deluded.

>>726244498
>Taking an entire week off for a five hour long game
lol, lmao.

I think the implication is that it's from last night, he's just a slob who didn't put it in the fridge

>/co/ now hates Smiling Friends
what the FUCK happened?

>>726243994
never did
never skipped work
was the perfect goy, hard working, go the extra mile
got spit on my face for being a fucking tool
fuck working

>>726259425
It's 80% 1 guy.

>>726259225
Tomar needs a crazy man like Zach or Cory on the 3rd seat to be the straight man for

is /v/ a NEET board or a pro-job board?

>back to torturing AI instead of playing games

Lazy Oney, Bowlbo never

>>726259749
the AI torture is kino thoughever

>>726258554
Lucky!

>>726258763
Is he the one getting fucked by a troon?
I don't watch oneyplays

>>726259681
It's definitely not pro-job.
It's a "live comfortably, fuck the world" board, and if you've got parents who'll let you mooch or live in some fuckass EU country, go for it pal.

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for me it's Dolly.

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>>726245503
do Americans have a limited amount of sick days per year? if I'm sick I'm sick, I can't work and I'm still getting paid. I also have 28 to a maximum of 36 vacation days a year depending on how many standby shifts I'm doing and I work from home

>>726244772
I'm autistic.

>>726258763
Cory was pretty insufferable early on, but he got a lot better when paired with Dave. He can still be a bit much though so I get why people don't like listening to him.

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>>726259991
God, she's so fucking hot.

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The Great Debate.

I remember getting fucked over once by work and having to pay some fine or be told id lose my job, So I just silently quit to fuck them over. I played Yakuza 8 to 100% while working, good times

>>726260040
heavily depends on the employer. our labor laws are beyond fucked

>>726243994
>work
Pffftahahaha you're kidding right?

>>726259991
>>726260093
She makes me so fucking HARD

>>726260130
Chris should've just taken "no" for an answer, but the others were being annoyingly obtuse about the whole thing.

>>726260130
I would help it do it again

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Literally in love with Dolly

>>726260130
I'm put him on my shoulder as a little angel.

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>>726258053
mrfrog would be a critter/demon/spamtopia probably
>>726249663
cant wait to see whatever this beautiful thing will be

>>726259991
You could attach a realistic fish head to this body and anons would still thirst over it.

>>726260346
>Implying anyone here is above bass to mouth.

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do you smell that....
it smells GOOD

>>726243994
yeah, why wouldn't I?

>>726244772
I'm married

>>726259991
Her design is unironically 10/10

>>726260454
cook ghost on greel
what the fuck

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>>726259814
>the scenario stresses Daisy so much she breaks down and starts jibbering in a dead language, until she's put down with a guillotine

While I like this show and think it's sort of funny, some of you weirdos treat this shit like it's the holy fucking bible giving you the secrets of the universe.

>>726249449
Post credits of the most recent Halloween episode shows that the witch critter is in a relationship with a male human.

Smiling friends is quirk chungus humor for males

>>726260743
its big among the millennials who peaked in high school crowd AKA 90% of /v/

>>726243994
I did that for Age of Empires 2 DE

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>mfw itt are ACTUALLY debating smiling friends "lore"
un fucking real.

>>726243994
I didn't intentionally skip but I've gotten actually sick on some release days when I used to go to school

>>726259991
astroturfed twitter meme. The fakest shit I've ever seen.

>>726245292
Catch it on xitter about an hour the episode drops on air.

>>726244498
Me with OSRS releasing Sailing

>>726258763
I'm so glad to have given up on oney when it became about him rather than the jokes they'd make

>>726260130
I'm making him click on green boxes until my account has 99 agility

>>726258763
literally who? I don't watch ecelebs

DO A LITTLE SQUIM
MAKE A LITTLE LOVE
GET DOWN TONIGHT

>>726260323
That fishnet reference is fucking everywhere yet nobody ever comments on it, nor do they get an insane amount of likes. It's just there, not even a reference to anything substantial, a single post got 100k likes and that was it, let's integrate that picture into every single aspect of society, every girl that's remotely hot needs to pose it just like the fishnet heel stuck macro!! Noticing these things make me hate life, especially when it's all forced and shoved without any thinking to it. Bowsette/Purah tier zeitgeist insertion.

I take as many off days as i can if my boss allows it. I have enough money to live comfortably.

I used to be a poorfag and NEET and was able to turn it around at 29 years old

>>726262139
Squim absolutely got was was coming to him.

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>>726243994
Yes
mid 30s wagies do this for the annual CoD/Sports ball
shit brain zoomies do this because they are retards and wonder why they get laid off because they already had 300 sick days for "anxiety" after doing a fat bowl of weed and some shrooms.

>>726243994
no it's called vacation days and foresight. If I want to take a day off to play vidya I simply schedule it off in advance no questions asked

>>726261058
I posted without reading the thread so if that's the topic i'm out.

>>726244772
Too much of a lazy fuck to bother with woman problems and relationship drama

>>726262275
The one before that was the game cover of "No I'm not a human" having the guy replaced by vtubers or other retards OCs

>>726243994
I didn't take time off for EUV and instead opting for losing hours of sleep

>>726244772
I'm ugly and boring. Charlie is at least kinda cool.

>>726244772
I'm not a fictional character in a fictional world where literally anything can happen.

>>726262113
You are posting in a stealth eceleb thread

>>726262535
I think that was just people making thumbnails for their streams/letsplays of the game

>>726259425
It's one schizo that has a vendetta against Zach & Chris for being "neo puritan"

>>726262980
i'm kinda surprised they didn't make fun of him on the actual show

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>>726243994
I'll use my sick hours for whatever the fuck I want including playing vidya and if I'm actually sick but don't have any sick hours left I'll just swing by urgent care and get a doctor's note saying I'm sick and can't work for x amount of days. God bless the system

>>726243994
Yeah why not, who the fuck are you to say I can’t play a video game when I’m sick

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>>726262275
it's just a sexy pose, calm your tits

>>726243994
I used to call out of school for a really big release.

But after being massively disappointed by Super smash bros brawl, I had a really hard time ever getting that excited for a game release again. I almost got tempted to call out of work for Kingdom hearts 3. But that game was also so disappointing I've never been excited for a game release again. I just get pleasantly surprised if games come out and are good

>>726263030
They're pretty successful animators. Why would they care about some retarded schizo on a shitty imageboard where people argue over kids shows like Adventure Time and Stevens Universe?

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>>726259425
It got popular and thus suffered the /v/ effect

>anything good that gets popular will be retroactively remembered to be bad and all reference to it being good will be scrubbed
Happened to gravity falls
Happened to Steven Universe
Happened to Rick and Morty
Happened to Bob's Burgers
Happened to American Dad

/co/ was hard gay for all of these shows and then immediately heel-turned on them when they got remotely popular instead of being niche nerd shows despite the fact some of them even increased in quality when they got popular. Now starting a thread with them on /co/ results in first post being >>>/reddit/ and the next five posts being pictures of trannies

>>726263532
they made fun of him on oneyplays lmao

>>726263532
>Why would they care about some retarded schizo on a shitty imageboard where people argue over kids shows like Adventure Time and Stevens Universe?
I'm pretty sure they've featured representations of actual schizos from 4chan more than once or twice.

they also had an entire episode about the guy with 200 views on youtube that tried making homunculi out of chicken eggs and cum.

>>726245292
S3: https://mega.nz/folder/m04lUTjZ#p6_ym16xGROu_mgJcKssCg

One of my subordinates asks me for time off on big releases. The last one was for Silksong.
I just play during work hours.

>>726263558
none of those shows were ever good

>>726243994
I even did it on my very first day of kindergarten. I faked having a cold (or at least exaggerated a ton) so I could stay home and play Sonic 1. First time I beat the game too, so it's a nice memory.

>>726243994
Did this for M&B II, worth for me. Yeah its got its problems and deficiencies from warband but i still enjoyed the fuck out of it.
Also which dumbass adds their coworkers, least while they still work together? Multiple coworkers of mine have mentioned their gaming on steam and i've mentioned it as well. Not one has offered to be friends there tho, keep that shit separate because yes i am gaming half the day when i wfh and no i don't need my boss to know i put over 1000hrs into a souless sequel of autism army manager

>>726263602
kek, based.
which episode

>>726263939
i think it was a sonic heroes episode, chris says something like "to the schizo who made that huge infographic, relax it's just jokes" or something

>>726263873
see?
Don't tell the /co/ that watched those shows when they were airing that. They were in love with them.

>>726263998
/co/ having shit taste is literally nothing new

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>>726260323
How was animecon, anon?

>>726249663
Is the witch a critter?

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My work forgot to do their end of the paperwork for the two weeks I took off so it didn't use up any of the holiday hours I had in the system. I got to use the same accrued time for another two weeks later on in the year.

>>726243994
how big is his dick?
asking for myself

>>726244817
if you don't feel like skipping, why do you do it?

>>726264092
So Alan will troon out right?

>>726258476
You really don't need as much money to live as you think. I usually only work 3-4 months of the year, no government gibs, rural USA. Just don't waste your money on stupid shit, learn how to cook and fix your own stuff, and you will own more of your own time (life)

>>726249296
>ToC was seriously one of the worst things they ever did
Nothing tops Shadowlands. Idk who thought that was a good idea.

also if the cool autistic gamer really is a production bit then i wouldn't put it past them to make fun of random 4chan schizos

>>726263030
They did laugh at him in a Forspoken video, but he’s also a scatfag/diaperfag so he’s really not worth giving the time of day.

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>>726243994
I worked the nights, so I could play Bananza before work.

>>726264771
And you probably could have taken your switch to work and beaten the whole thing during a lunch break

>>726263904
>Also which dumbass adds their coworkers, least while they still work together?
This. My boss keeps telling my team we should all play Midnight together when it comes out lmao. Even if I wanted to put money into nu-wow I'm not playing with my coworkers.

>>726247537
>all these replies from privileged first worlders

>>726257996
It’s leftover from a late night meal the night before. How new are you

>>726258763
>now
Cory got immense shit back during Sleepycabin and the only thing that has changed "now" is that most episodes now have Cory in them which has caused anyone that found him funny in small doses to have grown tired of listening to him screaming over everyone every episode (which is also what he did on Sleepycabin only with several of the others bullying him and constantly telling him to shut up).

>>726264315
>Nothing tops Shadowlands
that was hilarious to watch unfold in real time.
It was being hyped up by Ass Man Bronze and his followers as "the expansion that would save the game" including a friend at the time only for it to fall apart before it could even get a chance and everyone even remotely invested wasted their time

>>726243994
Yeah. Hell I had a slow day at work today so I lied I wasn't feeling good to come home early and jerk off to bbw latinas with massive bush.

>>726260743
Please understand, to some people this is the equivalent of 4chan making a tv show. They view Zach as "one of the boys" which is why there is an obsession with redditors to prove Zach Hadel is a secret CHUD.

>>726258763
cant believe this is the guy who did gaper mario

>>726243994
I did that to watch the rittenhouse trial

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>>726244772
she's not that conventionally pretty and she's into critters

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>>726260130
If you had a big Hitler ice cream cone and his wife died, would you do the Squim dance in front of him?

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>>726264957
I got 60 hours out of Bananza and that was before Emerald Rush

>>726245735
We know the boss is a gamer and is usually a chill guy, charlie was dumb enough to want to play with him and got too confortable with a chill boss to not consider him checking his steam status, also he should've set himself as offline

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>>726243994
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>726243994
Allan and Glep took the day off to go to Anime Con, but they're clearly more respected staff.

>>726260323
Dolly's big brown booty...

>>726264348
why make fun of their target audience?

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>>726266328
>applying Glep works there

>>726245345
I have unlimited PTO thats never been denied so I should probably use it more.

I knew a guy who took off to play Halo 2. He was a 40 year old computer nerd but everyone tells me Halo was a baby game. His name is Joe Kind. He actually a bad rep with some "manly men" for doing that

>>726244710
i went to walmart at midnight on launch and i laughed at all the fat ugly losers there and then i went home and installed it and started leveling all night talking to the bros on vent
life will never be that good ever again

>>726245735
Several of my employees have added me on steam with the pretense that they think they will play games with me.
Unbeknownst to them I'm a singleplayer gameschad which is why I'm the CEO

>>726267097
Halos 1-3 are good FPSes. Not the best of all time, but solid very good games with great campaigns and even better multiplayer modes along with FORGE. A lot of people hate it for consolfying FPSes, but that was happening with other games at the same time like Timeslitters and Goldeneye and the general trend of the early to late 2000s.

Also, who cares what people think about your hobbies, so long as they aren't degnerate or affecting my performance/life? As long as it doesn't affect my livelihood, my life isn't your business. What sort of c u cked lifeless dork goes around being overly concerned what other adults do for leisure?

>>726266281
Michael put his face in, when are we gonna see Zach?

>>726252210
many trades don't offer paid sick days or even vacation time. You don't work you don't get paid. SOME locals in SOME unions have a shitty vacation fund though

>>726267684
This. Plus Halo games were top tier couch multiplayer games, they could co-exist alongside PC FPSs in their own niche. Anyone bitching too much about Halo back in the day was probably a loser with no friends to play with offline.

>>726267787
yeah, unions don't really work with trades where I'm from.
Tradies will always undercut their competition to the point where they'll work for a loss just to be working.
Dumb sods.

>>726243994
I've planned on doing this for years but never follow through.
That being said, the new Hoi4 DLC drops this thursday and I would love to grab a kebab for lunch...

>>726245735
The Boss seems pleasant enough to hang out with and work for, why not

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>mfw people like smiling fags more than literally who fox sitcoms that don't get more than two seasons

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>>726247806
retard

>>726247806
Explain why

>>726268386
those only exist so boomer families don't have to talk to each other at dinner time

>>726268472
Well fuck me i guess you're right because a youtuber that fed you all of your opinions like a child said so

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where is he

>>726244759
>My company consistently has us working overtime without compensation (under heavily implied threat of getting fired because lmao workers are cattle)
Nigger just contact the department of labor. That's literally illegal

>>726243994
nigga there are people that go to a job interview, get hired show up to work 2 hours late, steal from the store, leave 2 hours early, then get SURPRISED when they're fired after weeks of doing this.

>>726265343
This. Stamper made an excellent tard wrangler. The channel really needs someone willing to go "shut the FUCK up Cory" every now and then.

>>726268921
I notice people on /v/ are starting to do that more often. Is this a young person thing or a 3rd worlder thing? I don’t know why they think I care about an opinion of an e-celeb or claim an e-celeb’s opinion as fact

>>726269362
It honestly seems like a normie thing. Normie conservatives come here all the time.

>>726269362
you can go in threads in /vg/ where people will straight-up say they're waiting for some youtuber's take to know what to think about X advent in a game or Y game coming out. kids are stupid man.

>>726268472
i mean it should be obvious. rick and morty is 30 min show. smiling friends is 15 mins like aqua teen.

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>>726243994
Not me. I just have a part time job where I work a couple days out of the week. I game on my off days which is most days. I basically still live like I did when I was a NEET but I know it doesn’t count anymore.

>>726269091
He got found out for being part of the show

>>726247806
How is it anything like Rick and Morty besides both being the premier Adult Swim shows at some point?

>>726260261
They were doing it on purpose because they said "no" like six different times and Chris did the thing he does where he changes details to try and force the answer he wants. So instead they started fucking with him.

Same thing happens with the supercomputer that tells you your future killer hypothetical.

>>726266328
>Boss forgives Allan for defecting to Frowning Friends
>Gives Allan a tiny little version of him just for running an errand
>Immediately offers Allan Pim and Charlie's old job and starts dancing with joy when he says yes
>Spends the whole retreat trying to get Allan to relax and gets upset when it doesn't seem to be working

Mr. Boss clearly likes Allan the most.

>>726268921
nah it just conveniently showed up in my feed right now and i thought it would be a funny response

>>726247806
You only think that because it got popular like Rick and Morty.
Smiling Friends is more like Harvey Birdman mixed with Aqua Teen. Also known as a stoner comedy. Also knows as a 4chan classic.

>>726243994
On occasion.

>>726244772
Charlie is too high a bar for most people here to clear.
He's someone who is actually independent and who has real presence. I'm willing to be most people here barely talked to anyone their entire high school career and their presence was mostly being known as the kid who would probably kill themselves or someone else.

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>>726259991
she's so fucking bad bros

>>726246157
>I dont know what shit hole youre from but in most cases in the us they cant actually deny pto for anyreason
POT can be denied before it is approved, if you submitted it beyond a stipulated deadline or if it is a competitive slot.
You can also just opt to take unpaid leave, but that's a company to company thing. Most places I worked at didn't really give a shit about unpaid leave so long as it wasn't you disappearing for a week or something like that.

>>726271210
so are these animations proof that its just some guy from here making shitposts

>>726244498
Where's the medication? And I'm not seeing a fan that's always on.

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>>726271330
nah wyerframez recreated the model

>>726244498
Where is the cat?

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I took PTO for three days to play Resident Evil 5.

>>726270169
I feel like you're missing some important evidence for Mr. Boss liking Allan here

>>726269362
It's a brown people thing. Their age is irrelevant.

Worst one for me
>was preparing to quit my job to re-enter college
>new game coming out soon
>it would come out just a few weeks before I'd start college
>decide to quit my job early (was able to excuse it to family as covid shit, this was at the time when the entire country was shutdown, I was just lucky)
>prepare for the game, replay most of the entire series since I have all this freetime now
>day arrives
>because of covid, my ultra deluxe edition copy has to be shipped to me, which is fine
>package shows up
>it's Persona 5 Royal
>I don't even like Persona
>go through a whole process the entire day, get told my game will be shipped once I get Persona 5 shipped back to their facility
>end up going to do that
>a full week passes
>tracking info comes in
>"Yeah uh, we'll get you this game, uh, whenever!"
>decide to just buy it digitally
>the game was Resident Evil 3 Remake

I spent a grand total of nearly $400 Canadian on this game by the end, and my physical copy didn't even show up until October.

>>726270986
Imagine being a grown man and simping for a cartoon

>>726271535
LOL

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>>726271789
>Canadian

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>>726271789
>Canadian

I did for Mario Wonder because my coworker for that day was an asshole. If it was anyone else I wouldn't have.