that's gotta hurt for nintendo. below 80 = trash.
>>726294549no it doesn't
>>726294549Back to the good ol days
>air ride at 61Damn, what a glow up
The Switch 2 just can't get any wins huh
Mario Kart always wins, Sonic and Kirby btfo.
>>726294549and that's WITH the Nintendo bonus btw
subtract the nintendo bonus of 20 and it's a disaster
So without the Nintendo Bonus of 10 points, it's actually a 68? Oof. I wonder if critics review bombed it because of nostalgia.
This was THE big holiday game for them. A 78 just doesn't cut it. I don't give a shit if it sells well, it should've been at least in the high 80s. Sakurai is nintendo's biggest talent and is getting the same scores as the latest pokemon slop
Idk what did you expect Kirby spin offs are garbage
What's wrong with it?
>>726294549>That one review seething over the controlsLmao filtered
>>726295836according to the one negative review its too hard and has too much content
>>726295712That's metroid
>78Well, at least Sonic beat Kirby.
>>726294549The first one was barely a game you play and sold like 20k copies.
>>726295836Games like this don't work nowadays, it's fun to play mindless shit like this as a kid with split screen and your friends next to you but playing this shit online with strangers is boring.
>>726295912Or Pokemon, or Hyrule Warriors.
>>726295836I shit you not,most journos find it confusing and "don't get city trial"
>>726294549Subtract the Nintendo bonus and the real score is 63.
>>726295840>One of the gamecubes worst gamesOh, the seethe is deep rooted.
>>726295912Metroid is a unc franchise and they just killed it with mcu writing
>>726296002Cope
>>726296032The gamecube had so many excellent games. Why turboautistist picked this kirby spinoff that sucked as their goat will forever remain a mystery.
>>726295840This is just ragebait because nobody clicks on their shit otherwise.
>>726294549>IGN Germany>score 70>they complain it's too hardReally?
>>726294549even with the nintendo bonus it couldn't reach 80? Sakurai has fallen
>>726295840>quasi-remake>sequel gameWhat did the dumbass mean by this, do names confuse him?
If this waa his passion project I don't wanna see snash 6
>>726294549>released on Nov 20What’s it like in the future, anon?
>>726296413The critics got to play it early.
>>726295840>The worst game on Gamecube Jesus. That guy clearly had some bad experiences with the Gamecube, or just Kirby Air Ride in general. I'd love to know specifically what was confusing and hard about it for him?
After you take away the Nintendo bonus it's 54.
Why do games "journalists" get filtered by anything that has different controls It's like they get mad when the game is not exactly the same as everything else
>>726295840I fucking hate journalists so damn much.
>>726295840>This is the 4/10 reviewI rarely say that a review shouldnt be counted or a tally, but this is just pure seethe and cope shit.
I thought this game used one button how can the controls be confusing
>>726296583One could believe Kirby Air Ride and the Switch 2 raped him.
if this and AoI were a 78, imagine what Prime 4 could be...
>>726296604nigga, we are talking about retards like this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjXaAZHEQEthey are retarded subhumans.
>>726296548>Why do games "journalists" get filtered by anything that has different controlsWasn't that part of the Reason God Hand got a low score too?
>>726294549Ooof that's gotta hurt. Switch 2 games are either shit or expensive, or both
>>726296583This reminds me of that image where a guy says that Mario is forgotten by Nintendo.
>>726297469it will sell millions and you will seethe.journaloid fabricated numbers mean shit.
>>726297568No it wont. Its a niche spinoff of kirby. It will sell 1 million at best.
>>726297469You ready to cosplay as a ACAB BLM looter again like you did with Astral Chain just because ONE review is negative?
>>726297656That shit flopped badly. You lost.
>>726296583how do people like this get a say in the metascore?
>>726297683Anon its the best selling console exclusive Platinum game in human history.
>>726297640You never learn, do you?
>>726297683Jirengamer, your seethe is showing.
People will pretend its a cult classic like the first one
Air Ride was never good and people are just nostalgic for the City Trial mode which was never all that great to begin with. Air Riders exists solely because of memes.
78 with a nintendo bonus? thats a big yikes.
>>726298356Is it though? The last 2 Switch exclusives also had 78, and one of them has sold over 6 million copies so far.
Why would it ever deserve better? It's a fucking Kirby spin-off
>The game looks simple and inviting but actually has depth. This is not a good thing. You can't just make your game look like casual fun when it actually isn't that approachable. 7/10.
>>726294549>this is what troonbyfags were hyping up as the mario kart killerLMFAO KEKEKEKE
>>726298581>this is what troonbyfags were hyping up as the mario kart killerthis was just a sónygger hallucination.
>>726294549New Nintendo can suck a dick but 75-79 ends up being a surprisingly good range for games that are good for a niche but aren't full of mass appeal like Stranger of Paradise.
>>726296818It's faggots like this why devs put yellow paint on things. It's for the journos and DSPs of the world.
>>726294549>Mario Kart World is officially this years most critically acclaimed racing game
>>726298646oh here comes the usual "SAAR IT WAS A PAKISTATION PSYOP SAAR" cope
>>726298435luckily i care about being good and dont give a shit about what a company sells, otherwise id be a mcdonalds fanboy like youre a nintendo fanboy.
>>726294549Reminder
>>726298674it's fucking disgusting normalfaggots hear these motherfuckers.
>>726298567Going over the reviews and seeing complaints about air riders not being mario kart or smash is yet another reminder that video game journalism is not a profession.
Kirby Air Rider/s remains underappreciated. That's good to me since it means that Sakurai made no compromises to appeal to journalists.
>>726298737I never said anything about pokeslop being good though? Way to throw blanket zoomer rhetoric onto people.
predicted 79>>726296583so why exactly is the review so low other than saying the last game was bad so this must be too?
Still bought a copy for myself and my girlfriend.Cry some more.
>>726294549Sonic won.
>>726294549You have to factor in the NDS penalty. that makes it like a 95.
>>726295609LMAO!
>>726298732>randomly brings up pakistanYep, definitely a retarded indian
>>726294549It's already out??I thought those open weekends were for beta testing.
>>726297686Anon, all metascore is bullshit made up by journos or retarded players. You shouldn't trust it and always use unrelated gameplay footage and the articles themselves to see if it's bullshit or not
>>726298856Enjoy your shit game.
>>726298356Sorry but you forgot to remove the NDS malus
>>726294802>you can now calculate the nintendo bonus
>>726298965Remove the NDS(Nintendo Defense Syndrome) bonus and it's back down to a 78.
>>726295609Stocking would 100% play Kirby Air Riders.
Reminder that "Nintendo bonus" is a cope used by people who seethe at Nintendo 24/7
>>726298856you will cry yourself to sleep spending money and forcing yourself to play slop just to please a fat chick
>>726299096Yeah but the westoid journo malus bump it back up at least 10 points
It's a fair criticism that it's not casual friendly though. This isn't a game you pull out on game night with your normalfag friends. No one but fellow spergs that care about this game will be able to play it with you. The reviews basically just say that Kirby Air Ride fans will like it because game journalists hate it.
>>726296413tendies really are retarded
>>726299125Yeah she totally would
>>726298856she is going to have so much fun playing it with jamal
>>726296583I don't get what Nintendo did to these people, that they feel they need to pepper their reviews with a bunch irrelevant controversies that aren't even to do with the game they're talking about. Its a fucking Kirby review, not a Switch 2 hardware review, not a Super Mario review, not a Switch 2 Welcome Tour review so why the hell are they talking about games that aren't Kirby?
>play city trial twice>never touch it again just like the first one2 directs for this?
>>726298567>mostly simple, yet complexThese people are literal retards
>>726294549I’ve been saying this since the game was announced, this was never going to be a system selling game. The original was “mid” (as the kids say) and I never knew anybody that owned it. It was always that game you rented for a weekend and fucked around with for a few hours or your neighbor or little cousin randomly owned. Dedicating 2 directs for this 6/10 was just sucking Sakurai off so he’d make another smash (he doesn’t want to)
journalists are allergic to genuine fun
>>726298856Nothing can fix your shit taste
>>726299152No, both the Sony and Nintendo bonuses are real. There's other company bonuses as well. The 2 reasons for it are>Companies will refuse to give out future review codes if people review their games too negatively so journos have to give them around a 7 at minimum to not trigger that (Sony and Nintendo both do this)>Some companies now refuse to give review codes if you PREVIEW their game too negatively so the initial rush of reviews look better(EA and Bethesda do this). Good news is that this means Nintendo isn't doing the latter like turbo fags, they're only moderate fags because they engage in the former. The bigger the game, the more imperative that it is that journos review it well, some throwaway 2D comfy farm sim game from Square might have journalists allowed to give it a 3 but something like the FF7 Remake trilogy can't be below a 7.
>>726297568Bananza was supposed to be the Switch 2s “odyssey” and has only sold like 3m which is technically impressive but considering first party Nintendo games usually sells 10s-20s million it’s low. I mean even niche as hell Pikmin 4 managed like 6m (I’ll preface this by saying I own both a switch 2 and loved bananza before you call me a SNOY or whatever the fuck)
>>726299283>I don't get what Nintendo did to these peopleThey are afraid because Nintendo is making them more irrelevant by the day. Their survival is based on Nintendo not succeeding.
They needed to stop Sakurai.I know he had a blank cheque after Smash but for fuck's sake. Tie him down until we at last have a port of Kid Icarus Uprising.
>>726294549No wonder the NDS metroid thread slowed down
>>726294549>below 80 = trashThis is true because of the infamous Nintendo Bonus.Subtract the Nintendo Bonus and the real score is 63, an improvement over the original GameCube version which was 5/10.
>>726299452>Bananza didn't sell more than the total number of Switch 2's soldwe lost, nintenbros
>>726299283"they wasted dev time on this game for 1,000 people instead of something I care about"?
>>726299452Stupid faggot.there was only around 10 million switches at that moment. 35% of attach rate it is not low by any metric.
>>726299314I mean it's technically true given you press two buttons for the whole thing (compared to other games that uses 8+ buttons) but gameplay-wise, it's anything but simple.
>>726298793This was unironically the game that caused me to stop trusting reviews
>>726299584Your post is mostly dumb, yet smart
>>726299152I fucking love Nintendo and have owned every console/handheld since the original GB but you’re being purposefully naive if you don’t see people over inflating Nintendo, fans and journalists alike
nintendo deserve hate, it got worse since palworld lawsuit
>>726299452DKB has been on sale for $40 already too, the sales were frontloaded by early adopters so it doesn't have the legs that other evergreen titles do. I think the early DLC doesn't help because now you're not getting the full game on cartridge anymore.
>>726299629I said this in the other thread, but we are already winning by getting this game at all.If normies don't like it, I couldn't care less.
They’ve been pushing Kirby so hard to be a “thing” but he’s always been third rate. He’s never going to be Mario or Zelda. The games are “fine” but that’s it. 2 directs for this? Forced franchise
>>726299648Bitch all you want, but that is a valid description of the game. It's the equivalent of 'easy to learn, hard to master'.
>>726299823It's a Japan thing.They all fucking LOVE Kirby.
>>726299584Racing games, by their nature, are not complex. The only degree of complexity comes from abusing glitches like snaking and ultra shortcuts. Dumbing down THAT even further is a highly questionable concept.Sakurai got lucky with city trial, which was fun. But limited. And built for online PC play, not fucking paid online on a 600$ tablet.
>>726299823>They’ve been pushing Kirby so hard to be a “thing”easy merch to make
>>726299550I’m not impressed personally. I know it’s only been a few months and it’ll most likely hit 10 or so million but 3m isn’t impressive for a first party Nintendo game (on a console with ONE other game)
>>726294549HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAHHAAAA OH NoNoNoNo
Why did Nintendo think releasing 2 kart racers in the same year was a good idea?
>>726294549Mario and Sonic Won
>>726300023There's no karts in this game. Are you thinking of sonic?
>macaco seethe threadRaped n gaped -264 karma to Sony btw
>>726299152>copeMeanwhile in reality, Mario Kart 7 (out of 10) has a higher score than Sonic & All Stars Transformed (one of the best kart racers of all times) purely due the the Nintendo branding.The Nintendo Bonus for Zelda is notoriously strong in particular, for Pokémon not so much.
>>726300023not even the same year but only like 4 months apart
>>726299943Once the new Mario does come out, it probably will stop selling altogether. It's just the early game that people care about because it's the big single player launch exclusive. But it's DK, DK never really sells well to begin with. It's on the lesser end of the Nintendo franchises with Star Fox.
>>726300085>Sonic & All Stars Transformed (one of the best kart racers of all times)KEK
>Sakurai wasted his time on this shit instead of working on an upscaled HD port of KI or a sequel dumb jap
>>726300062>change kart into a star>its a totally unique game, gotta buy it!nintendies are you serious?
>>726299385how the fuck? what could they bitch about
>>726300103And that one kind of sort of absolutely murks this one
>>726294549Game has to have a metacritic score of over 95 or below 70 to be worth playing.
I am going to buy Kirby Air Riders tomorrow.
>>726300023>>726300103Not only 4 months apart but there's like 4 exclusives and 2 of them are racing games. One of those is also Drag x Drive so lmao, 3 "sports" games with Mario Tennis on the horizon.
I already bought Kirby Air Riders.
>>726299912Sounds more like you're mad that you cannot play it.
how long until trolls stop posting that Air Ride is a kart racer
>>726300151>he thinks a sequel to Uprising will be any goodwhat a retard
So we went from 7 being the floor to 8?
>>726300085Is it fair to say that it's a "mario" bonus, and not a nintendo bonus? Deadass, if Air Riders was the same but with mario characters it'd be in the 90s.
>Game is shit>Everyone who played the demo knew it was shit>Going off the Dragon's Dogshitma 2 rule of showing too much, it was shit from the start>Somehow this thread is full of people pretending thay pointing out a shit game is shit is "cope" despite the fact you are literally paying almost 2x the money for a stealth remake>"B-B-But they put Rick in!!!"I bought the original game day 1 btw
>>726300249why not
>>726300121Did he stutter?
>>726294549Wow another mobile phone tier tendie game sucks, who could've seen that coming
>>726300271Fuck the mario bonus, they should just bank on the crossover/cameo bonus.
>Game is shit>Everyone who played the demo knew it was shit>Going off the Dragon's Dogshitma 2 rule of showing too much, it was shit from the start>Somehow this thread is full of people pretending thay pointing out a shit game is shit is "cope" despite the fact you are literally paying almost 2x the money for a stealth remake>"B-B-But they put Rick in!!!">I bought the original game day 1 btw
>>726300167Air Rider is more Smash Bros Racing than Kart.
Sorry, i'm too busy playing Sonic racing crossworlds (actual kart racer) instead of this baby shit.
>>726297547
>>726300372>despite the fact you are literally paying almost 2x the money for a stealth remakeDoing some friendly fire on Crossworlds there buddy.
>>726300215>Nintendo really thought some musou shit would sell systems BoTW fatigue is real and has set in for a lot of people
>>726294549This dogshit is a 65 without the Nintendo bonus KEK
>>726300405oh yeah I forgot I have to get my fomo stickers this weekend
>>726300423I didn't buy Shitworlds either you goalpost moving faggot. Imagine paying $70 for anything nowadays let alone a kart racer with no content
>>726300372>you see, I posted a picture of a geek and that’s supposed to be you. Therefore, this invalidates everything you’ve said!
I burn spiritual fire on all of the snoy schizos in this thread.
>>726295941unironically this, imagine being a tendie in 2025 and being excited about a fucking kart racer (kart racers making up half of the games on your new system btw)I had fun with Air Ride because I was 10
>>726294549The Switch 2 has been nothing but Humiliation ritual after Humiliation ritual
>I didn't buy Shitworlds either you goalpost moving faggot. Imagine paying $70 for anything nowadays let alone a kart racer with no content
>>726300413>Nintendo hasn't made a Mario game in 5minutes>I'm literally starving
>>726300498>you goalpost moving faggotI only made 1 comment you sperg. You have to let me say something first before I can move the fucking goalposts.
>>726300496It's gonna be great.
>>726300251the nintendo bonus makes this a 6 at best though
>>726300526I don’t know why in the last couple of years Nintendo thinks playing online with more and more people is fun. It just makes it feel like you’re playing with a bunch of faceless NPCs>dude what if Mario kart but with like…….FIFTY PEOPLE?!?
Kirbyfags really were getting cocky with this literal shit
>>726300621will those hacks ever add these guys to the cpu pool or am i just fucked for buying on playstation
>>726300560to play devils advocate they haven’t released a “real” Mario game since 2017. Imagine playing Odyssey when you were like 7, you’re now 15 years old. That’s wild
>>726300428I forgot it even existed because I tune out Musouslop because they're such basic bitch games that barely change the formula. 5 exclusives already is pretty good, but it'd be better if they were more varied and not sports games, a musou, and Bananza.
I was pretty excited for this game but the demo showed me that it's a piece of shit nothing game. /v/ will tell you that City Trial is this amazing awesome unique thing but it's 5 minutes of driving in circles so fast you can't tell what's happening and then a shitty minigame for the finale. It's really, really bad. Can't believe they let Sakurai make this instead of something good. 78 is a generous score. Shit sucks
>>726300670I’ve been saying since it’s released, Kirby air ride is NOT a system seller and is at best “that game you rent for a weekend”
>>726300662You know you're still allowed to play 4 player local right? Like it's still a perfectly viable option.Covid is over, you can have people over at your house.
>>726300720>nintendo rehash everything =(>nintendo isn't rehashing =(they can never win
>>726300621SOON
The most contrarian site gave it a 85Don't see the issue>>726300720Wonder isn't a real Mario game?
>>726296583oh no! Someone didn't like my favorite SCRIMBLO BRIMBLO mediocre nostagia-filled Nintrashendo game! We should ban him from this planet!
>>726300723It’s crazy how this time in 2017 we had both odyssey and botw
>>726300754>driving in circles so fast you can't tell what's happeningQuick! Get this anon a game journo position IMMEDIATELY!!!
>>726294549>only good switch 2 game has the lowest scoreWill keep this in mind for Fortunes Weave and Duskbloods next year.
>>726300670Literally nobody (shills from Nintendo India don't count) cared about this baby game.
>>726300023they only released a single good one
That Network test was complete ass, knew it was going to be mid
>>726300789You sure can but that doesn’t change my opinion. Playing online with like 25 people at a time is just chaos and not fun
>>726300860Odyssey came out 7 months later and botw was a Wii U game.
>>726295840Same place gave Age of Imprisonment a 40 because the reviewer opened the review by saying they outright just fucking hate musou games. Doesn't matter if you like that game or not. This site is pure clickbait.
>>726300860Xenoblade 2 would be coming out soon too. As opposed to the next big exclusive being fucking Mario Tennis.
The Switch 2 exclusives lineup is so shit
The people calling it a Kart Racer is no better than the journos
>>726300825>Wonder isn't a real Mario game?It’s just another shitty NSMB without the name and with a “le wacky!” Art style
>>726300968i wonder if ps5 had games if they would have been better
>>726295609What Nintendo bonus? A lot of critics will give them lower scores because they're Nintendo and they hate them. I remember the tranny gloated he was gonna give BOTW a lower score and he couldn't wait to see the reactions. I think it's more like Nintendo outright deserves to be the highest reviewed publisher of all time but good will towards them has been at an all time low from the Internet bubble since the release of Switch 2
>>726300860No? Switch launched with BotW in march 2017, Odyssey launched in october 2017 which was 7 months after
>>7262945491) Kirby sucks and always sucks2) The vast majority of games are 6-7/93) 10/10's do not exist
>>726300950The equivalent of XC2's release date would be like late March.
i can't believe i pre-ordered this garbage game lolwe could have got a new smash by now
>>726301031Astro Bot was actually amazing because it had epic cameos like Kratos!
>>726300670Yeah pretty funny
>>726301083The next Mario Tennis is in February so it's a close approximation.
I enjoyed the demo, so I know what I'm getting into.
>>726295840I love journalists so much
>>726294549poorly rated? as are most of the switch 2s abysmal lineup
>>726301031Remember Godfall?
>>726301041Sterling gives popular games low scores all the time, not just Nintendo games. It's a gimmick for clicks, iirc he got literal death threats for that BotW review. Which...is par for the course considering IGN got death threats over the 8.8.
>>726301145Fair. I think Nintendo lacks urgency to pump out games since there is still the Switch 1 library there. They can get away with spacing it out more.They basically stopped making ANY Wii U games for a year in a half prior to the Switch 1, and even then it had literally 5 games on the eshop at launch.
>>726301275It's a tranny, it will kill itself sooner or later. >not just Nintendo games. It's a gimmick for clicksBitch please. Fucking astro bot got higher score than DKB. The media/critics always gave Nintendo worse scores
>>726300271No, it's a Nintendo Bonus in general, since all Nintendo-published games benefit from it. Kirby does get a Nintendo Bonus too, but it's noticeably weaker than the Nintendo Bonus for Mario and Smash Bros. (up to +10) and Zelda (up to +15) bonuses, yes.Pokémon has a weak, inconsistent Nintendo Bonus like pic related, 90% of the hardcore fans will tell you that BW2 is better both as a Pokemon game and as a game product in general than XY is.>tl;drGame "critics" are fanboys and amateurs.The Nintendo Bonus is real, but not all Nintendo franchises are made equal, even other factors can influence the bonus, it's easy to explain pic related beyond the clueless nature of gaming "journalism": the DS was already extremely successful by 2012, but the 3DS wasn't firmly established as a successful platform in 2013, so Nintendo's offerings needed extra points to help the increase the image / value of the system, hence the absurdly inflated scores of Mario Kart 7 and Pokémon XY.
>>726294549>giving a single iota of a fuck what journos have to sayWhy do you do this to yourself? Seriously, what do you gain by acting as retarded as them?
>>726301129Astro bot also had a shitload of deep cut cameos as well so don’t be purposefully disingenuous
This, Pokemon ZA and soon to be Metroid Prime 4 are MID
>>726301372>The Nintendo Bonus is realSee >>726301356Cope about it bitch.
>>726301280Yeah, really it's just that the big releases are still sticking to crossgen. MP4 and Pokemon would be a big deal as exclusives but since they are multiplats there is no reason to upgrade yet for a lot of consumers. The only truly "big" release so far is MKW but it's a small piece of a game that will be much better once all the DLC is out so there's no rush when you can pick it up later with more content.
>>726301416My issue is the hype is mostly reliant on cameos in the first place. I'm sure the quality of the cameos are fine.
>>726294549I'm so glad Kirbyfags didnt meme me into this one lmao
The online is going to be such a shitshow full of sweats and shitters, no in between
>>726301415i hope he was fired for being this braindead
>>726301372The people who praise gen v were not around for its releasePeople did not like it at the time, and alot of the features people here praise like the world tournament are ones the average player did not bother with
>>726295609>>726295639>>726296002>>726296267>>726298356
>>726301563I love the original Kirby Air Ride and have literally never played a mainline Kirby in my life :(
Shitendo is bankrupts
>>726301561This is exactly how I feel. The game itself is fine enough, albeit too easy, but the cameos should just be a cute little nod not the selling point. It feels cheap and removes the games own identity
>>726295968Because it is confusing and city trial is shit. This game is ADHD personified. You just drive around and things happen. The races are too chaotic for their claustrophobic shitty design. City trial is just more stuff happening randomly until you decide who wins based on who can glide the furthest? Like what the fuck? What is even the point of that fucking mode if the entire things is decided by some shitty minigame? It has no connection with anything you did for the past 20 minutes. It's just a really lazy design and makes the one thing the game did have going for it into a practice in futility.
>circana info tomorrowoh so that's why he's so mad lmaohope you're ready for another rapin' and gapin'
>>726301459>>>726301356>Fucking astro bot got higher score than DKB.Nothing wrong with it, PS5 Astro Bot is indeed better than Bananza, I would rate Bananza a solid 7/10 without the Nintendo Bonus and Astro Bot an 8/10 without the PlayStation Bonus (which does exist just like the Xbox Bonus for Halo, but on average it's comparable to the Nintendo Bonus for Kirby, but FAR weaker than the absurdly generous Nintendo Bonus for Zelda and Mario).
Just looking at gameplay, wtf is even going on half the time, it looks like a fucking acid trip
>>726301790>Because it is confusingholy christit should be illegal for game journos to even get drivers licenses
>>726301356>Fucking astro bot got higher score than DKB.Have you played Astro Bot? A good part of the glazing for it are the controller gimmicks that makes it feel unlike other games. It feels like a next gen platformer, which is why it got such high scores. Also the nostalgia bonus.
>>726301872>I would rate Bananza a solid 7/10 without the Nintendo BonusYou're just admitting there's retards like you out there who hates Nintendo for no reason
>>726301576>1 minute into the game>3 Ricks have assembled all of the legendary machines
>>726296604Maybe they should've used 2 buttons so you don't have to wiggle your control stick to do a fucking attack.
>>726301907>makes it feel unlike other gamesI'm pretty the only unique thing this game has is the annoying monkey climb ability
>>726301970anon you fucking idiotyou utter fucking fool, there ARE two buttons
>>726301597>The people who praise gen v were not around for its releaseAs a millennial, I was around for its release AND I do not like BW1 very much, but BW2 is a complete package.>People did not like it at the time, and alot of the features people here praise like the world tournament are ones the average player did not bother withSo casuals who don't bother exploring everything the software has to offer, then why do their "critic" ratings matter?
>>726301970People like you HAVE to be zoomers.I can't imagine how people like you possibly played games in the 90's and early 2000's.
>OH NO NO NO PEE PEE BROS, TINKLE MASTER 3 GOT AN 80 WITH THE ADDED TEE TEE BONUS! IT'S SO OVER, POO POO BROS WONEvery fucking thread.
>>726301907>A good part of the glazing for it are the controller gimmicks that makes it feel unlike other games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LrVou1Jo7w
>>726301790>It has no connection with anything you did for the past 20 minutes.I really don't get what's so hard to understand. You get stats for what event you're trying to go for. The game blatantly points it out.
>>726302047It's the movement on different textures feeling different and accurate that adds to the immersion that leads to people jerking Astro Bot off. A high level of immersion gets people more invested.
>>726301872I’ve 100% both astrobot and DK (the secret Sephiroth level and the post game elder trials in DK) and I have to say I had more fun with astrobot. I was kind of shocked at how bland and unmemorable the levels/music were for DK
you release this game 4 years down the console life, not at the beginning of it, Fucktendo
>>726301878game made for ADHD kids who regularly watch 4 different things at once
>>726302253>the secret Sephiroth levelkekI'm guessing they likely didn't use an original score for this
So that's why they call it the Switch 2 huh. Every time you play it it makes you want to Switch 2 doing something else.
>>726294549>the last Nintendo title of the year is this steaming pile of turd>barely any presence The Game Awards eitherMaybe next year is Nintendo's yea-- *shchunk!*
Is the game way faster than the Gamecube one or something? You start off slow as fuck in the Gamecube one
>>726301890Bro, this is the tiktok of video games. Your attention span must be cooked if this is a fun experience for you.
>>726301970you can use the dpad buttons to move/spin too.
>>726301947>anon says the game is just good and not great>AHHHHHHHH YOU HATE NINTENDO! NDS! NDS! WHAT A RETARD! There's some derangement happening here alright.
>>726301878Gald I wasn't the only one
>>726302372they did https://youtu.be/f7vWUUT5tCk?si=Swr5nF6z5phyPztT I’d say the OST is one of the things the game does right
>>726294549>78>with nintendo AND sakurai bonusembarrassing...
>>726294549I will never understand why they remade this garbage. It sucked on the Gamecube and it sucks now.
>>726302403>using marvel humor game of all thingslol
NDS thread
>>726302070Then there should've been three. Relinquishing your control to do an action is completely shit game design, especially for racing. The control stick has one purpose, controlling where the character goes. You had the whole fucking controller and the best you could come up with is wiggle the stick to attack? Pathetic.
>>726302417Genuinely what age do you have to be to not handle gameplay from 2003
God, you people are joyless faggots. The BETA without all of the content was so good that could have kept playing it for years. I will be playing this game for decades.
>>726302104This is the zoomer of video games. Just fucking look at how it plays. The only thing missing is an iteration of tiktok you can look at while you play it.
>>726302482>1:30 choir chanting kicks in I didn’t spoil it for myself who the bot was going to be in the end so that’s was kind of a cool surprise
>>726302538You can toggle it to be 3, like here>>726302421.
>>726294549What compells a person who doesn't like Nintendo to sit there with bated breath and wait for reviews of a Nintendo game just to cry about them?
>>726302390XD
Shitch 2
>>726302623People with alot of vowels and accents in their names usually.
>>726302585
>>726302159Yeah, because I'm sure you're really hunting down specific stats and not just picking up whatever is thrown at you during the chaotic nightmare of city trial. It's shit game design. Everything about this game is.
>>726302513Wolverine is gonna mop the floor with Nintendo's 2026 lmao which as we know it doesn't even exist
>>726301947>You're just admitting there's retards like you out there who hates Nintendo for no reasonMeanwhile here I am >>726302102 explaining why Pokemon BW2 (a Nintendo game) was a very good jarpig product overall.You're outting yourself as an anti-Nintendo poster role-playing as a tendie to make them look bad. Protip: you don't need to, tendies are the most autistic fanbase, worse than snoys and xbots combined.
>>726302663Sitch 2 poo on the toilet, jeet
This thread would be a lot more believable if I saw any of these comments prior to literally today.I'm imagining I won't be seeing them again after another day or two.
>ctrl f>nintendo bonus>28 resultsPeople will trust the word of games journalists despite them being proven to be mentally retarded toddlers. The fact that the journalists are complaining about the game being too complicated despite using two buttons is hypocrisy at it's fucking finest. Having played the demo, it's genuinely some of the most fun I've had with an online title in a long time. It's chaotic as hell in city trial mode, but journalists can't understand anything without some retard in the background telling you what to do within a few seconds of you reaching a new area, like god of war. Journalists don't want anything beyond a linear sequence of events where your hand is held from one objective to the next, which is why shit like the last of us took off. People taking these reviews at their word are not doing so in good faith, and most likely don't even own a switch 2. But that's these types of threads in general. Just faggots with too much free time talking shit about something they're never going to play because they don't own the console.
>>726302696Sakurai already said you shouldn't be doing that, otherwise your car becomes an uncontrollable mess. It's like the people calling the charge battery a glitch
>>726302689>Brainlets blame their ageWhat a way to cope
>>726302713>"he's right behind me isn't he bub?">"it's wolverine time!">"So that just happened"
>>726302689Yeah, I know it's a game for literally children. That's probably why /v/ simps for it so hard.
>>726296583I don't even own a Nintendo anything but there has to be like a Metacritic mod team or something to vote on vetoing off retard reviews cause this is preschool shit
>>726302794These bait threads always pop up right when a Nintendo game is about to come out. I wouldn't worry about it.Usually they show up earlier but luckily Metroid distracted them for a while.
>>726302689>>726302842>it's a stark revelation that most if not all of Nintendo's current market demographics are adult manchildrenOH NO NO NO
>>726302862If no one posted stupid shit on Metacritic, the website would stop getting clicks unfortunately.
>>726302689how do you reach this level of boomer at 32
>>726302890the metacritic score thread is a bait thread?
>>726302918Does that mean the alternatives are all filled with actual children?
>>726302857I'm 28 and my brain can process it. You're just retarded
>>726302450Astro is fucking mid and you know it. I remember plenty of mid Sony games not only receiving way higher scores than they should have but winning awards like tearaway. The Sony bias in media is obvious
>>726302975how young are you? 12?
>>726302890Except this game is fucking horrible. I can't believe they were so proud of it they'd give free demos prior to release. That demo lost them untold customers.
>>726294549Deduct Tendie bonus and the game is around 60-70
>58 without the nintendo bonusFucking OUCH!This is actually fucking crazy.
>>726295840That's how you get people to click on your no name site.
>>726295840LMAO ANTITENDIES ARE FUCKING SHITTER CONFIRMED AHAHAHAHH
>>726303030The alternatives aren't marketing to children, sweetie ;)
You can tell this board is infested with angry trannies and redditors when there's a notable amount of niggers shitting on Kirby in here.The tourism is getting so tiring, only place I've seen so much confusion or disdain for this game is reddit- and it's mostly from gamer dads or troons who can't wrap their head around gameplay that's not at a snail's pace. Oh well.
Why do ninceldos get so mad when people talk about the Nintendo bonus? No one ever gets this mad when we walk about the Sony movie bonus or the woke bonus.
That's pretty much the same score the first game got, and that game is still great. Is Top Ride in Riders?
>>726303185you forgot to (You) the person you're talking about
I actually loved the first game, but am super tentative on this one after the playtests. City Trial with more people and online is all I wanted when I was younger, but this new version of City Trial feels really bad to me. Everything is way too fast and the map feels way too small. I'm really on the fence about it.
The game just isn't that great
>>726298567why are europoors so fucking retarded?
>>726303231>Is Top Ride in Riders?YupSakurai couldn't leave out peak
>>726303031Your brain is fucked up, zoomer. That's why you can enjoy it. Would you say kriby air ride enjoyers are mostly normal, reputable people or disgusting trannies? That's really the only measurement tool we should be using here. What demographic of people really fucking love kirby games like this? Trannies and literal children. Meanwhile, every normal dude says it's too fucking chaotic and doesn't feel good to play. You can always judge someone by the company they keep.
>>726303231Fuck off Ranjesh.
>>726302794If that's not enough proof the fact they're bitching about Metroid Prime 4's awful NPC when they praise that same kind of NPC relentlessly in Sony's titles. Reminder that THESE are the people rating games.
Concord
>>726303272Just throw 3 cpus on (or real people) with a 7 minute timer and it's basically the same game again.
>>726303183>Trannies are the ones shitting on kirbyHow does it feel to live in opposite world? Trannies fucking love kirby and will defend him to the death.
>>726303272They slowed it down in the last test run. Get it, it's fun
>>726303038It's the best platformer since Odyssey, partially because it really wants to be Galaxy 3. I'd argue it's better than Bananza but I'll respect the opinion of someone that prefers Bananza.
>>726302973He probably has a w*man
>>726298905the shitty games and autistic tranny fanbase awards
>>726303367Sony can tank a Concord and keep on going to be critically-acclaimed as always, but can Nintendo tank a Concord-level disaster is the question ;)I guess we're about to find out eventually!
>>726303308>>726303371I understand a lot of Nintendo criticism, but they are one of the only AAA devs NOT putting homo flags in their games.
>>726303305Nice. I'll enjoy that tomorrow.>>726303324pic related
>>726303409>Kirby fans aren't autistsSince when?
>Played Demo>Had fun with /v/addock lobbies>Already bought the gameIt's a 9/10 in my eyes.
>>726303473plus sony bonus
>>726303324relying to the seething tranny who calls everyone ranjesh
>>726303308What demographic? Chads
>>726303515I can't wait to play with you guys again
>>726303484slopnicfags are the most autistic fanbase of all time and their games are steaming dogshit
>>726303636Sonic games are actually fantastic if you only compare them to other Sonic games.
>>726303479Most of their games are AA at best to be fair (and that's a good thing, look at how people are reacting to MP4 adding in AAA tropes).
>>726302862>reviews criticizing nintendo games should be censoredDamn, tendie troons are truly subhuman huh
City Trials was a little bit too crazy for my brain during the demo, but it was still good fun. Depending on how meaty the single player content is, I'll get it close to launch.
>>726294549Why is it like this for video games?Why are gamers such fucking retards where everything has to be 1 or 10?In the film industry 7.8 would be insanely good.
>reviews complaining about the game not being what they thought it was>refuse to engage with the mechanics in any deeper level and keep comparing to Mario Kart or saying to play Mario Kart insteadNow I understand where the "dark souls should have a difficult slider" comes from. These people are not critics, they want to be led to the trough and happly eat slop, these people don't treat games as art, but as simple toys to have fun with, if they can't understand the toy, they will throw away and bitch about it.Kirby Air Riders look like a game that a lot of people will have fun and move on but a few will become complete autistic about it and the game will provide fuel to it. If you are a critic, you should understand what intended experience the developers are offering, not what the average normalfag would think about it.these people are paid to write shit that a tweet would sufice.
>>726303729>it’s not mario 5/10great review nigger
>>726303761>Depending on how meaty the single player content isif you check out the reviews, they say it's lacking. multiplayer is the main appeal.
>>726303473>critically-acclaimedCritics don't buy games
>>726303837>they want to be led to the trough and happly eat slopBut enough about Nintendo fans.Kidding aside, how do you type those words out and lack the absolute self-awareness needed to not choke on your vomit?
>>726303882the reviewers are obviously retarded
>>726303689If that's true then why are so many AAA developers copying Sonic?
>the discord raid already mostly moved to 2 different threadsdo... do they know this one is still up?
>>726303920>Ghost of Yotei sells 3.3 million copies in a single monthBought enough!
>>726303945How do you have time to post between sucking dick?
>>726303874You didn't even read the review, that's not what he said retard
>>726303945>leave the journos alonedo ndstrannies really?
>>726294549wow not a single good game for Switch 2 this year
>>726303769I've concluded that game scores are>0-7 Dogshit>8 Maybe playable>9 Good>~10 Shilled trash
>>726303761If it's anything like the first game there will be basically no single player content unless you want to do the checklist challenges
>>726303983In what way?Or do you just mean that they started the train of making (((somewhat))) faithful vidja movies.
>>726294549tendixisters...not like this...
>>726304030no one is reading your shit review nigger
>>726303837To play Devil's Advocate, if the journo is a normalfag retard then what's wrong with him representing the opinions of a filtered normalfag retard that doesn't pass the autism check to enjoy the game? Should Kenshi only get 10/10 scores from people with the autism to enjoy it or should there be some sort of warning for normalfags to stay the fuck away from it because it's not a game for them? With reviews, you should be getting both of those from different perspectives and it's up to the reader to decide which one applies to them.The best way to approach vidya reviews is to find someone whose tastes align with yours because you can trust their reviews somewhat.
>>726303369Can't imagine that's the case as the main issue was that I was hitting like 120 power ups in whatever time the trials were in the first playtest. I was already losing real control of the star and just zipping around indiscriminately halfway through the trial. Making it longer so that I end up even more statted for longer isn't what I'm looking for. >>726303389I'll check out some videos of the new speeds then. The scaling was the worst part though; players got way too statted way too fast and the map felt so small that it felt terrible.
Uh oh, meleennials melty.
>>726302403that's the AirRiders thread retard, the MP4 thread is next door
>>726303983meds
>>726304117>I didn't read the review and I don't know what it says but it should be censored because it insulted NINTENDOOOOSubhumans, as I said
>>726303882>>726304063Dang.
>>726303980the amount of single player content available is an objective metric and not a subjective one.
>>726294549I'm going to enjoy slapping this screenshot to my friend's face. Nothing gets more defensive than a Nintendtroon on their last game of the year.
>>726304160I think it might help to focus on other objectives like KOing other people, or finding the legendary machines.
>>726303945I don't care about Kirby nor Dark Souls. But in every other artform, the artist intent is always the starting point of every critic, but somehow, this doesn't apply to games.>>726304124I agree with you, but there is a difference between having a normalfag perspective to assuming your perspective is the actual truth. I don't like a number of things, but it doesn't mean these things are bad, it just mean they don't appeal to me.
>>726304124normalfags aren't human and their opinions don’t matter
>>726303882huh? the reviews i read say its content richthe story mode itself has shit like branching paths, multiple endings, etcthen there's shit like the checklist and the unlockables
>>726304193journotranny melty kek
>>726304232So it's a 9.8/10 game
>>726304232>t. retard
>>726304316Seems like it's about the same as a smash game. A decent amount of singleplayer content, but still the long term enjoyment will be either local or online play.
>>726304071Sonic's Homing Attack being used for melee combat with the excuse that "whiffing an attack ruins the player's immersion" so they had to dumb down the melee systems. It's gotten so bad even the newest Doom has it.Then there's the copying of Sonic Heroes obnoxious levels of dialogue where the characters never shut up and don't stop telling you where to go or what to do.>>726304187Sorry you had to find out this way but you've been praising dumbed down Sonic games this entire time.
>>726294549So much for the Mario Kart and Sonic Crossworlds killer, huh?
>>726304160just get gud bitch
>tendies will really try to tell you with a straight face that the switch 2 launch line up is actually better than the switch 1>they then get angry at you for not agreeing with their delusions Grim state of things innit
>>726294549>All the lower reviews are journalists saying it's too complex, difficult, or overwhelming for themWhy are journalists so retarded?
>>726304316>The single-player Road Trip might only take someone a couple hours to complete, but there is enough there to justify multiple playthroughssounds like it'll be 6~ hours worth of content. so a call of duty campaign length and then the focus is mostly on the multiplayer like call of duty.
>>726304331Tendietroons are lower lifeforms than journos though
>>726304454>sonictroons aren’t mentally il-
I loved the demo, but with so many great games coming and my backlog, and most new games being $20 at most, them charging $70+tax+tip for a racing game is driving me away.
LEAVE THE HECKIN JOURNOS ALONE
>>726304512Not sure who you're quoting, but I think the Switch 2 launch lineup makes logical sense. Switch 1 HAD to pump out games fast to fill the empty library.
ndstrannies are debasing themselves by defending journotrannies, the absolute stateanother victory for nintengawds
>>726304540each run of the story mode takes like 90 mins, with multiple difficulty sliders, so i think it'll be 10 hours or so, yeah.
>>726294549Looks like I’m saving my money, hell yeah dude lol and with how Prime 4 is looking I’ll be saving even more. Crazy how fucking Donkey Kong is still the best Switch 2 game hahahaha
>>726304478We literally can't stop winning.
>>726300405>Real racerLolLmao evenDon't forget to get your limo cosmetics, goycattle
>>726304621>$70+tax+tip>+tipYou're thinking of the Sonic game.
>>726299283there's something about kirby that just mindbreaks a specific kind of person. I've been starting to notice it lately
>>726300405>sub 1k players on steamDISCORD RAAACING
>>726304564>snoy learns his favorite games are just dumbed down Sonic games>can't mentally handle itSo much for being a "mature gamer" that plays "mature games"
>>726304639>our game is shit and the rating reflects it, that's a win for us>also these reviews should be DELETED for DARING to INSULT the great NINTENDOWhy are they like this?
>macaco cope n seethe threadHe wanted cope n seetheInstead he got raped n gaped
Can we apreciate that in one year, 3 kart games came up and they are all incredibly innovative in their own ways?FPSs wish they could do this ten years.
>>726304629>tendies defend their friends at Nintendo because they have momentum and are making money so they don’t need to release good gamesFrom state of affairs >>726304621There’s not a single Kirby game worth even $60 but Nintendo has released two switch Kirby games priced at $80 and $70 lmfao
>>726304684>he says as he sucks off everything NintendoI’d say you niggercattle have no self awareness but you’re too retarded to even understand that lmao
>>726294549I had nothing better to do and noticed that the average score doesn't sum up because most reviews are 80.Metacritic lists 64 reviews but two are TBDSeems like any pending review gets rated at 50/100It's not a huge difference but the final score will be 79It would have to receive two 50/50 or two 90/90 reviews to go one point up or down
>>726304743But enough about Mario kart world (and soon Kirby air ride).
>>726304743It's crazy too because you HAVE to be able to mod that game to get your moneys worth.
>>726302581My brother in Christ, you are not alone. If you don’t like this game, you don’t like videogames. It’s vidya in its purest form and Sakurai’s mechanical autism is apparent everywhere. And it’s so fucking fast. Maybe I’m just getting old, but it overloads my senses in a good way. It has been a long time since a game made me laugh out loud at the pure chaos unfolding on the screen. It’s so overwhelming it actually feels like something new and novel. I’m glad they did the global test so I don’t have to rely on the word of luddites who don’t even appreciate the medium of videogames. See you in Skyah.
>>726304764mental institution now
>>726304908>my brother in ChristStopped reading right there. What a waste of a post.
>>726304770JOURNOTRANNY MELTDOWN LMFAO
>>726304643i think it'll vary by the individual, for how much they're willing to play through the same thing for different endings. even when runs are 90 minutes long, i don't trust some modern gamers to not just youtube the other endings and call it a day. modern gaming is becoming about min/maxing out all the fun.
Why are the Nintendoids going crazy about this? Did they really expect one of these corny Kirby side games to be a big hit?
>>726294549It's a little children's game. Why are you all obsessing over it?
>>726304835There will be more reviews as well. I imagine most will be around the 80 region, with some 90s and some 70s.
I've noticed since emulation stopped being available for the new games a lot more upset on here.To be fair nintendo has put out some stinkers (MKW was trash and Pokemon was not the best), but the general attitude has been much more negative than in the past. Bananza for example was excellent and relentlessly shat upon here. I suspect few people have actually played it.
>>726304976Schizophrenia.
>>7263040515-6/10=polarizing with some redeeming features 7-8/10=Good game but won’t have universal appeal9-10/10= normie crap
>>726304953It’s a meme, you dip.
>>726305037funny how that happened huh?
Shitendo got raped by sony's BBC. They are bankrupts. Shitch poo flopped. All their shovelware and rehashes and ports flopped
>>726305004This isn't the BF6 thread.
>>726304908>If you don't like my tendieslop you don't like gamesI have nintendo shill fatigue
>>726305052>t.
>>726305004Children don't play nintendo slop.
>>726301372>>726302715how do I plant berries in BW2?
>>726304953We really could fix all problems in society if we just fucking killed anyone religious
Early city trial is too fast at 0 stats, the range for collecting stats is too big, and the camera redirecting itself when killing an enemy is cancer.
>>726305289BASED, THE CHURCH SHOOTINGS ***WILL*** INCREASE
>>726305334filtered
>>726295840>confuse would be players>air ride needs only 2 buttons an a joystick to playGame journalists everybody!
>>726305289>surviving population is 200k japanese and a few million whites in europe and americaHonestly, yeah
>>726305289>>726305363I'll pray for you
>>726305169>no u
>>726305037This was the obvious outcome and I called it multiple times before the Switch 2 came out. Something like Pokemon and Metroid Prime won't have people truly seething because they can emulate them but anything that can't be played on PC is relentlessly shitposted about regardless of quality until it gets ported(or can be emulated) and it's been this way for years. Death Stranding is a great example of that, Nintendo is currently experiencing that same thing that Sony games have had happen again now that Nintendo is releasing exclusives. PCfags can't play. /v/ is a PC board. It will always be a PC board(just look at the Gabecube threads).
>same score as fucking pokemon
>>726300167you never played air ride, faggot.
nintendies are getting so mad about this theyre literally calling for violence now kek
>>726305454I'll SLIT. YOUR. FUCKING. THROAT. You will not be allowed to hold back society and science and human progress any longer
>>726305161I’m a middle aged man who loves videogames and barely anyone makes them anymore. The imminent release of an actual game is pretty exciting.
>>726305462I have a PC and a Switch, and while I will say the new games are absurdly overpriced, it is nice to be able to get a rational opinion on them instead of sour grapes like I've had in the past. I still can't see myself getting a PS5 though.
>>726305507You mean the snoy redditor who jacks off while watching that one scene from kingsmen?
>>726304915mental menstruation now
>>726305562>I'll only play games if they're made by NintendoI know. Sadly I'm familiar with this kind of "people"
>>726294549>>726295609>Kirby Air Riders only got 78 despite>Nintendo Bonus>2 Directs (duration : 1 hour 45min)>Several Online Demo>Sakurai legacyI can't wait to play it in a few hours but they sent a message : Go back to Smash. They do not respect the little pink orb.
>>726305562Ghost of Yotei just released and is vetter than anything shitendo ever crapped out in their 4 decade history of polluting the industry with their filth and their cult of religious fundamentalist zealot bigots.
>>726302689
>>726304868>enough about Mario K- ACK!https://x.com/MarioKartQueue/status/1987537550144094488
>>726304478Based
>>726305382The tactical part of early city trial is basically skipped in air riders and you start in what is effectively midgame where you are just running around the city collecting stats fast to collect more stats faster. Interaction has to be forced by events because there is never the moment in the early game where a rider who gets an early stat lead actively chooses to use the advantage to oppress other players on the field who are lagging behind.Also yeah im filtered by the camera contantly fucking around with itself.
>>726305458>t.
>>726305643Nintendo bonus is being offset by the modern phenomenon of a “Japanese cap”, they don’t like to rate Japanese games above 8/10
>>726304478The only sonic crossdressers killer is sonic crossdressers itself
tendietroon melty
>>726294549Mods spammed this shit game for months, MONTHS bro. And as I said before, because I actually own kirby air ride, it's shit. Every thread on /v/ lately is:>months of hype>discussion is dead within 2 hours of releaseSo now what? Just years of shitty RPG spam because you retards don't play a single real video game? Nice one, morons. How much longer until nu/v/ gets tired of being wrong? Are we gunna force this shit until not a single person is left on the board that's not a mod or pass faggot?
>>726305173They literally do, though.All Nintendo games are marketed for children, and Tendie manchildren are subhuman.
>>726305745filtered shitter
>>726305745You don't know what you're talking about. You sound like an expert on the subject but all I hear is goo goo ga ga baby shit. Kill yourself.
>>726304953>reddit spacing
>>726305761Yet they rated donkey kong 91 on metacritic
>>726305836>>>/a/
>>726305836There has NEVER been a good shitendo "game" (they don't even release actual games, only ports, rehashes, and shovelware)
>>726305836>tranime avataranother L for the ndstrannies
>>726305897Mario isn’t considered Japanese despite being a Japanese game
>>726305727You lost and got gaped, Eric.
>>726305849Children play fortnite and roblox, the only people who play tendieslop are schizophrenic 30+ yo incels
>>726304478>>726304681>>726305736
>>72629454980 is a very good score, retard. That's 4 of 5 stars.But if it wasn't a Nintendo game, it would certainly be lower.
>>726305761I'm curious about this, more examples?
>>726305887Reddit is smarter and more moral than any tendie
>>726305761there's a chinese dev bias but not really a japanese one.
>>726305727>no Yotei threadhm?
>>726305363>>726305289>>726305521You believe men can be women.
>>726305963I said Donkey Kong not MarioI know Nintendo uses bots to shill here but damn
Apologize
>>726305975this nigger plays roblox and grooms children kek
Tendie mouth-breathers on suicide watch.
>>726305761you are mistaken. they dont like rating cool japanese games or cute anime games above 8/10. they have no issue with nintendo slop from japan because nintendo is a big spender they are dependent on.
>>726306076I don't play games made for children
>7263060120/10, not at all subtle.
>>726306076Roblox is smarter and more moral than shitendo
>>726304953>Christ hating trannies hate KirbyFigures...
>>726306140you just use them to groom them>>726306178groomer meltdown
>>726305975
>>726306046Donkey Kong is part of the Marioverse
>>726306045Trans women ARE women, not men. Your religious cult will never change that. You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>726306208>Tendies are christcuck golemsMakes sense
>>726306047>Taking the opinion of a diaperfag seriously.
>>726299385>0.5 differencegamers are also unimpressed.
>>726305479Goes to show how retarded journos are desu, if Air Riders is 78 pokemon should be way lower.Mario Kart wins again I guess.
>>726301907>It feels like a next gen platformer>literally a mishmash of 30 years of Mario just made infinitely easierThanks for the laugh, bro.>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse files.catbox.moe/2dbtcx.webm
>>726306248
>>726306270That's why we need to SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROATS
>>726306225>tendoid brings up grooming out of nowhereYep it's projecting again
>>726295840Played the original last weekend and it is pretty bad desu. The new game is noticably better almost immediately. I feel like this could be one of the first scenarios where a bad game gets a remake to be better, but I'm not sure if it's good enough still
ndstrannies are reddit fedoratranniesliterally can’t make this shit up
>>726306270>jews hate NintendoFigures.
It's FUCKING Kirby.It's made for babies. Grow up.
>>726306393Nintendo is owned by jews, why would they hate their own company?
The only groomers are tendies ans the retards that worship a fictional desert hippy who never actually existed
>>726300121Sonic fans are genuinely mentally ill. Never listen to a single word from them.t. boughted transformed due to shilling
>>726306354good enough for what?I don't think anyone was banking on yet another sequel in the first place.
>>726306348stop grooming children on roblox, sis
>>726306348
Is Sakurai the only person capable of making video gamey video games at this point?
Indoctrination of children into religion should be classified as a form of rape, i think the mental rape of religion is more damaging to them than sexual rape
>the macaco is posting THROARposting againThe Raped
>>726306270Seethe
robloxgroomer meltdown
I'll pray for you
>>726306435>being this desperateAll you’re showing is the same trannies and redditors that constantly try to astroturf 4chan also have a weird obsession with Nintendo for some reason. What’s the connection?
>>726306548SLIT. YOUR. FUCKING. THROAT.SLITYOURFUCKINGTHRIAT
>>726306562>desperateBy saying something objectively true?
>>726306527dilate
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>>726294549Kek what a bitch of the year?
>>726306047It's over...
>>726306601
>>726306453To spend $70 on.
ok I think the ndstrannies/robloxgroomers are becoming a bit unhinged
Remember when people said this would wipe the floor with other racers?
>>726306284users are more critical over time
You're seriously crying about Kirby. Really?
This thread has officially devolved into feral schizophrenic ramblings
>>726306846>tranny journalists got filtered, bet you’re heckin mad now!Great, than Godhand is a bad game too.
Scores don't matter. Sonic CuckWorlds is dead on Steam. Meanwhile /v/ Paddocks will endure until the end of the Switch 2's life.
>>726306860>>726306860>>726306860Migrate slowly
>>726306725>Owned by blackrock and japanese (((banks)))
>>726300085>Meanwhile in reality, Mario Kart 7 (out of 10) has a higher score than Sonic & All Stars Transformed (one of the best kart racers of all times) purely due the the Nintendo branding.Have you ever considered that you're just delusional? Hence why you create excuses when the reality doesn't match your thinking?
>>726306913Enjoy your vacation retard.
>>726306923>>726306725
>>726306803What's an ndstranny? I don't know why this tendie schizo keeps saying that
How many points is the Nintendo Bonus? 10? 15?
>>726305643I love Kirby games, just not the ones made by sakurai
>>726294549Great score. What's the problem?
>>726306997>kike already out of arguments
>>72630702330
>>726307048I'm a chad who likes all 3 director eras of Kirby. Sucks to be a tribalistic mongrel like you tho.
If only you were so adamant about the score because you wanted to let your 5-year old play it.Not you yourself.
>>726300720>to play devils advocate they haven’t released a “real” Mario game since 2017. Imagine playing Odyssey when you were like 7, you’re now 15 years old. That’s wildThat's retarded, its like saying they hadn't released a "real" Mario game until 1996. Bowsers Fury is a real Mario game, Super Mario Bros Wonder is a real Mario game.
>>726295836Too fast for journalists
>>726307529which is weird. There were times were reviewers rated games in respect for the audience. Now they play hello kitty island and complain that it's not like dark souls
>>726307084>>726306725
>>726307183To be fair, Nightmare in Dreamland, Squeak Squad, the 3DS etc are GOOD just not AS good, and tribalistic mongrels who would scream that Super Star is the absolute best one ever push Sakurai's ego to infinity, killing the based antimatter saga. BRING IT BACK
>>726307981First off, Sakurai had nothing to do with Squeak Squad.Second, Super Starfags don't represent Sakurai fans. The fandom already mostly accepted Ultra as superior, which is a Kumazaki game.
>>726295840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>726308242First, thanks, those are faggots I'm mostly upset with, since they hate any non-super star clone. Second, super star/ultra sucks. Why do they change the fucking gameplay so often? what's the point? And third, Squeak Squad is peak comfy, easy, entertaining, quick, my only complaint is the audio for some reason it's too high pitch
>>726306047Jesus its that bad???
