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do not enter the lobby
I repeat
DO NOT ENTER THE LOBBY

>>726674895
Yeah, she is my best uma in fact, had a really lucky run with her

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>>726674895
No, she didn't. I only respect the mightiest dirt runner in the world Smart Falcon

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At first, I was genuinely scared when I saw my moods

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Rate today's episode.

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It's frustrating. I feel like I made the best horse I've ever made and it's still not going to be enough for plat. I'm never going to get one.

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>>726675359
But then

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there goes another one

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Spics man, god bless 'em

>>726675476
Taurus was our only chance before the whales figured it out, average trainers like us will NEVER win plat

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>>726675484

>>726674895
Almost all of my races in round 2 have had at least one Taiki. I want to stop seeing her.

>>726675559
Why? This picture would be 1000x better if it was in English

>>726675484
What's your fatty look like, anon?

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>>726675697

My Vodka has been doing a lot better round 2 than round 1 and I don't know why. Other lates have been as well, I just went 3-2 because of two different late Grass Wonders surging through at the last second to steal it a head.

>>726675592
It's incredible how the early balance changes completely killed the front meta. I don't think I've seen a single front runner win ANY matches, even without Big Niger Suzuka there to deny them A&S they still job to Paces and Lates now. Smaru was supposed to be the biggest threat this cup and she has had zero presence.

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THATS TOO EASY

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>>726675476
torena, say fuck CMs, and have fun woth the normal careers again. I, for one, have finally got every G3 trophy! im thinking about trying to get more cool epithets for Suzuka next, maybe do some signature runs too

>>726675798
I lost to some Front Runners, but only because my whole team was camping the last 3 spots for whatever reason on the last corner

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>>726674895
>blessed or cursed
Cursed.

MY WINRATE IS TANKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>absolutely shit on yesterday despite making group A finals
>finally get a good enough mile S Taiki to replace my jobber Taiki
>start winning big
>even got a podium sweep for once
Perhaps I'm not as much of a fraud as I previously thought.

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>>726674895
She's carrying my team atm

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>>726675690
>why?
i go to spic-twitter, i see good shit. i go to english-twitter, i see picrel.
Spics just know how to make fun shit

WHY IS EVERY ROUND 2 ALWAYS 10X HARDER

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>>726675531
>whale deck comprised of near-full MLB SSRs
>S-rank paper tiger
IMAGINE WHAT I COULD DO WITH EVEN A FRACTION OF THIS GUY'S RESOURCES

>>726676145
Because all the jobbers got sent to Group B

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>s+ Taiki
>MLB Kita, Biko, Riko, wit Nature
WHALES ARE REAL WHAT THE FUCK?

I-Is it a good time to jump now?

>>726675690
It's funnier when I don't understand the words but can actually read them unlike moonrunes.

>>726676278
No, see also, the thread

>>726676278
Maybe if you are powerful

>>726676272
does the mask stay on during sex?

So for the finals, it doesn't matter when you enter right?

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Another one down by yours truly

>Yesterday I got 3 wins minimum on each try
>First two tries today I'm at 3-7
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS TOLD ME FRONT RUNNERS WERE DEAD

>>726676342
If you don't want to fuck a blushing mess

>>726676381
No, round 1 and 2 have live matchmaking whilst the finals are predecided, that's why there's a matching period before the finals start.

>Used to have 40%+ Round 2 Winrate in every CMs before
>Failed to qualify for A Final
Hohohoho, the kids are growing so damn fast
Look like it is time for me to join the club of boomers and washouts
Which club should I migrate to?

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17-3 today, 81% win rate. Not bad at all, post report cards

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Gonna drop the update here for those that missed it this morning.

>>726676381
correct, all you can do is just pray you don't get matched against a gigawhale.

>>726676381
After round 2 closes, you have like 24/36 hours to build new girls. If you don't, your team is locked in for the last 12 hours of match fixing and you don't have any input on who you get put against

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>>726676385
>He's from Rank 11 club

>>726676342
>Mask On
Sex wrestling
>Mask Off
Cute, blushing, very vanilla

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Another fucking bronze her I come
the vast majority of these wins came in round 1 and pretty much all of Seiun's wins did.

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>>726676553
And his Suzuka

Holy shit im getting WASHED out there

>>726676493
Learning about the tulpa shit was horrifying, I'm such a newfag

>>726676442
>t the finals are predecided
wait what

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>career is glue because inspiration rng didn't hit
>trainee loses ura finale finals
>euthanize her on the track instead of clocking
>forgot I had hot springs ticket

>>726676493
What the fuck is wrong with them

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Anyone got a good quality version of this image? The one from the last thread was ass and I can't find one that's better

I'm seeing so many S ranks holy shit, also encountered 3 Evil Natures

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>3-2, 3-2, 1-4, 1-4
Well, I'm definitely still a shitter, but at least I'll get to be a shitter in Group A Finals instead of B Finals
Many thanks to the anons who gave me advice last night. My last-minute /v/odka only won twice, but it was just barely enough to tip the scales (especially since swapping out my second pace chaser for her ended up making Scarlet a bit more consistent)

>>726676710
You put your team and matchmaking runs all of the races at the same time

>>726676849
Don't bother. That chart is shit tier and make no sense.

>>726676858
Evil nature in mile? Thats straight up a brick wtf

>>726676710
CyGames personally ensures you get matched up with whales; you have no input on the Final round at all. There is no "waiting until everyone else is done" to dodge people, they spend like half a day sorting through and matching people, so by the time the Final round opens your girls pretty much already raced (same as when you get matched in any CM race)

>>726676553
Wow he almost capped speed with just Kitasan

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Okay Shakurfags, upon using her card I MIGHT see the vision, but she will have to work hard in those 4 introductory chapters to truly win me over

>>726676385
Good job anon, thats a monster right there

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>Yesterday
12-8
>Today
4-11 (so far)

>>726676927
>>726676858
I only did one set so far but I did see more Evil Natures, but of course mostly no effect.

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>>726676887
I'm gonna have to build some last minute umas as well, I hope it's still viable

>>726676903
>>726676941
So you're saying the second I "register" my girls for the final, its already over?

Libra has a very long straight on the final spurt right? Am I correct in assuming that Taiki's unique would be useless on that track?

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>>726676927
My Oguri came dead last thanks to her!

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Wait Torenas of Umachan, do you know why my Umas trainee made these faces when I introduced them to my childhood friend Bueno Vista?

>>726674895
Finally managed to make a better Taiki this afternoon, I hope she can save me from B hell today.

>>726676970
I have no idea why she gives a medium gold that is also very useless for the positions most likely to use the card/

>>726676970
>You've heard of Tsunderes. Now get ready for...
>A girl that actually just fucking hates you

>>726677043
You are correct

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Yesterday
>5-0
>1-4
>3-2
>5-0
Today
>2-3
>1-4
>1-4
>3-2
I went into today with a win rate of 76% and left with one of 66%, just completely destroyed.
I genuinely don't know what happened. Maru and especially Taiki just fucking stopped working. Most of what I did win was Vodka gambles.

>>726677029
Yes. There's nothing you can do at that point. They will race whoever they get put up against, and when the final round opens, all you're doing is watching the recording pretty much. Even if you don't watch the finals at all, they'll still mail you whatever rewards you would've gotten after the CM closes, that's how you know it's predetermined.

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>>726676710
Round 1 and 2 match you up against other toreina-sans that are queing for a round at the same time as you within your group.

Finals picks two random toreina-sans out of everyone who reached the finals within your group and have you race them regardless of when you "queue".

I noticed some races, Taiki wouldn't use sfv. Should I just train up another Uma to replace my grass wonder so Taiki has someone to slingshot off of?

>>726677184
That rather depressing if you ask me.

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>>726677070
You're playing a dangerous game here

Starting to feel like I should train a last minute Front Runner

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Bang!

>>726677024
Best thing to do, post them and ask for feedback, it worked for me to barely make it to A

>0-5 in the last attempt, ran right into the whale and lucky late gambler pool
oof

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Hello trainer, I'm going into cm and I want your strongest umas.

>>726677258
Your girls go out and fight, and when they come back to the locker room, you either celebrate or console them like a real trainer.

>>726677293
BASED EAT SHIT BIRDNIGGER

>>726677310
I got into B today, I don't know if there'll be a thread when I'm doing it but I'll try to ask as much as possible

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>>726677293
OOF

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Was it Autism?

>Had a 70% WR yesterday
>Had several races were my whole team placed from 1st to 3rd
>Now I'm getting demolished today
HOW

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I don't want to train Libra horses.
This is the kind of CM you have to make parents for because you have to run Golshi and she has to have spurt. I hate making parents I haven't done it since Cancer.

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>>726677112
Shakur's card is just terribly designed in general. The only real selling point seems to be the max hint levels and high hint frequency, yet she only gives hints for a whopping THREE skills:
>A grey heal (pretty much useless since no umas have access to the gold version yet)
>A velocity skill exclusive to long races (clashes with her medium-exclusive gold skill)
>A fucking FoV skill (useless)
Seriously, what the hell were they thinking? I could probably design a better card than that in my goddamn sleep and I'm not even a professional

>>726677418
>>726676970
Doesn't she not care for you in the story?

>>726677439
People remake their aces, the world grows stronger

>>726677439
Now you know why people call it Mileslop

>>726677418
OOC shit. Shakur isn't like that.

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>>726677070
>>726677271

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Remember, real trainers never once swap runners in the middle of a CM. I trained these three umas for it, and they are also going to finish it dammit. I'm never letting anyone else steal the victory from them.

>>726677463
I haven't made parents either, but probably even less than you, that's why I think I'm so awful, but parent farming sucks

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...*GULP*

Can other players actually see our costumes? Kinda weird that I haven't seen a single 3 star Uma with that 1 star outfit

>>726677652
Hey she said that sound to me yesterday

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>>726677271
What a gruesome way to go.

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yea

>>726677463
>Don't want to [play the videogame]

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>>726677684
>Hey she said that sound

>>726677712
P O T E N T I A L

>>726677652
UH OH

Late Surger fatigue

Taiki is my wife.

>49-31 total
I'M FINISHED

IM RETREATING, ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF I NEED TO RETRAIN MY UMA

>>726677824
Why have I taken her to the hot springs and made love to her then?

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>>726677824
This but she's actually my wife, not yours.

>>726677823
I've been robbed by a lot of gamblers today.

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>>726677861
>>726677872
Sorry fags, I already signed the paper.

>>726677463
Stud grinding is a waste of time. I already have a Gold Ship with Spurt and Taishin with Uma Stan (both with long S), all gotten from borrowed studs.

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I didn't know S+s existed. Now seen several of them.

Same, but ive done the same

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I love you, Vodka, you always manage to carry these for me
I dunno HOW, but you do

Permaban all Taikifags

>>726677980
its over for f2ps

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Silence Suzuka, Destroy of Whales

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I'm 10k points above the retention range in TT, am I safe?

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Uh oh, not looking good for /v/mapyoi

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>>726677652
>>726677774
My Suzuka successfully blocked his Maru till the very end, but it was close. She got 6th. Without Suzuka, that probably would have smoked me.

>>726677981
Meant for>>726677913

>>726678024
>t. jobbed to the MIGHTIEST MILER

It really sucks being a fan of the game, but you're required to play this PvP garbage for currency.

>>726677980
>No S aptitudes
Heh, glue

>>726674895
I wish cowgirl horse girls were real

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So how do you even build a deck for long races?

>>726677983
I don't get why vodka is so unpopular, I've seen more ryanfags than vodkafags for some reason. I can't see another reason why people don't like her, the only reason I'm not a vodkafag myself is because I'm already taken by seiun.

>>726678091
PvP is optional. Stop coping.

>>726678140
STAMINA

>>726678064
I fucking hate Suzuka. Had to switch my Maru out for my Ryan because of niggers like you.

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>>726674895
If she is so great, where is her giant doll?

>>726678148
You cant be a seiunfag if you dont have her seiunlet kun

>>>/trash/
Eat shit and die.

>>726678091
Take your participation prize (free stuff) and go back to whatever it was you were doing before

>>726678194
Eeesh, ingame plush toys are better

>>726678206
Thank you for inviting us over to your home for your favorite meal, but we'll stay here and live.

>>726678140
You bring the Stamina cards because they're the ones with gold heals, unless you have Power Rice

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>>726678186
I fucking hate Maru. I had to switch my Ryan out for Suzuka because of niggers like you

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>>726678206

>oh suzuka sucks and cant win
>keep losing to her

>>726678091
CM is the only real content.

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That's some big words, you better not job when the time comes

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>>726678205
I paused my CM for this reply, eat shit and die. I'm not like those seiunlet "people", unlike them I can actually plan ahead and make sure to reel my wife home.

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>Eat shit and die.

Seen a bunch of S+ trainers with "Pek" in their name. What is that?

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>>726678140
If its after Oguri Cap Christmas, get her and shove Creek/Tachyon as parent.

>>726678360
Kill yourself you don't deserve her I do

>>726678381
Pek deez nuts

PLAT IS IN THE MENU BOYS

>>726678416
Please I just fucking updated the screenshot, this shit is a pain to do with one hand. Take some fucking meds

>>726678416
why would seiun pick a broke caratless loser like you?

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>>726678416
Hi and bye.

>>726675202
I got BTFO today. Thank god I already made A finals

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Damage report
12-8
IM GONNA MAKE IT

>>726678206
Genuine question, can I ask why do you hate this game in particular so much?

Does Goldshit need anything else unique from cards or is really just Spurt, corner/straightaway skills, and pump + divine might/pulse?

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>>726678441
NOT ON MY WATCH!
If 7, we both get late start and die the most humiliating way

>>726678605
Nope, you got it long long is not only hard to build but boring to

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Does this pool ever get updated? Should I just pull this now?

>>726678595
He's chinese, he hates japanese games in general.

>>726678692
PULL NOW

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>>726678592
8-12
It's not pretty at all, but it's way better than my record of 3-17 yesterday.
Mile is a kino shitshow.

>>726678692
pull it now, it's only the trainees from Debut. We'll get new ones later

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Shouldn't day 2 be easier than day 1 since some who made it to group A on day 1 may skip out on todays races out of laziness? Why the fuck am I getting railed harder than I got yesterday then?

Green Devil Cup is starting in about 2 hours, a test room will be held before then to determine the entrants per room. After the cup, there will also be a preview for next month’s Triple Crown races so trainers can leave feedback and changes can be made accordingly.

>>726678654
Fuck off.
If I get a 7 then all fukutards will explode and die a violent death

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the BEAST of kasamatsu

>>726678460
Just take care of yourself, you really don't need to update it every time, only truly schizophrenic moments are worth putting there. Don't hurt yourself for something like this

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>dumbass Runaway Suzuka blocks my Falcon out of first place
>bird falls to 6th place
>instead my late Grass Wonder demolishes her and wins the race
You can't block all of us nigga.

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>>726678801
If 7, you become a Fukutard

>>726678592
17-3, im confident im gonna make it

>>726678782
>passing up on free carrots

>>726678804
Think I saw chipmunks do this sort of thing

>>726678782
If you're doing well, why would you skip day 2? The rewards are even better.

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>>726678804
the BUTT of kasamatsu

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>>726678740
>>726678754
Thanks, It's Maya!

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>>726678804
What a fatass.

>>726678782
Day 2 is always harder, people remake their girls, see: how many anons asked for advice and came back stronger

>>726678782
I lost a bunch of times on day 1 so I just gave up on day 2. That's probably what everyone else did.

>>726678808
That's nice and all but that CUNT took your bird down with her. I'm glad she broke her fucking leg.

>>726678839
If 7 I will jack off to fuku

>>726678140
sex with the big-headed freak

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>>726679006
If 7 a matafaka will strike you down in the next CM.

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I am venturing deep into the mines, torena-sans.

I shall either return with last minute aces, or not at all.

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Im a bit too scared to board, how is it looking? I went 0-20 yesterday

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>>726674895
she's doing alright

>>726679078
Remember to have fun :)

>>726678595
our resident janjan hates everything that isn't nintendo
he spammed scat on inazuma eleven thread yesterday

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>>726678592
6-14 yesterday
8-12 today
I don't have high hopes for the finals, but I did make it into A finals today so at least now I'll get a (very slim) shot at earning a second crown

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>>726679105
>how is it looking?

>>726679106
NICE, whos your third?

>>726679105
You won't find it any easier than yesterday if you're in group A.
Just remember, you don't have to be a winning trainer to make it, you only need to be lucky when it matters.

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>>726678176
>>726678284
Do i want to not bring Riko to fit them in? I know I'll probably have to only bring 1 wit card if I can fit it

>>726679226
Riko gives free stamina and guts so you probably want to keep her

>>726679006
>1 off
I'm sorry, I tried to curse someone of my kind

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Mile is a semen slurping distance anyway

I have not and will never roll for Kitasan Black

>>726679170
0 winrate daiwa scarlet front blocker from a previous CM. Didn't have a proper 3rd uma built until now. Managed to make a S rank fast learner late oguri, I'll try her out on the day 4 tickets.

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>>726678794
>Will be 3am for me then and I already feel drowsy
>At the same time I did take my time to make two aces for it
Ah whatever, I'll take a nap instead, lost my job recently anyways so it doesn't matter when I do and do not wake up

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>3-2, 4-1, 4-1, 4-1
Ending with a 72.5% win rate after 40 races. Feeling decent about A finals, but I know anything can happen. All in all very satisfied with this

Post 'em

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as long as I don't get third place in the finals...

>>726679586
Suzuka + Late + pace seems to be the most effective comp huh? That's insane

>>726679493
Not looking good for >>726679493

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I literally do not understand how to stop jobbing.

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Later, losers.

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>suzukalet
Shes so strong fuck

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>>726674895
holy fucking shit the game put me up against Oy Neigh's danchou
I'm sorry anon that win was such a steal

>>726679885
oy neigh bros....

>>726679106
Kill all whales.

>>726679885
Not looking good for Oy Neigh!

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>>726679632
I'm not sure if it's the most effective comp, and they had some glaring flaws that I just decided to roll with.
Ended round 1 with a 80%, so that was easy, but it's always easy.

Round 2 in A, I actually went 11-9 yesterday after a set where I went 1-4. Today that just didn't happen so I'll chalk it up to bad luck. Even killed a few whales along the way. So if you guys are having an off day, I wouldn't overthink it. Shit is still random as hell at the end of the day

Without Taiki I think it would have been way more inconsistent, she's just super good here. Suzuka I'm the most impressed by. Thanks again to all the anons that helped with build advice

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>>726679885
Impressive

>>726679885
Damn didn't even notice lmao. Good race!

>>726679885
LETS FUCKING GO DER/V/ BROS

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>>726679885

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>>726679885
I demand a duel right this instant I WILL defend danchou's honor.

>>726679885
>extreme difficulty battle between the danchous
HOLY BASED

>>726679885
My Danchou...you doxxed...

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>>726679885

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>>726679885
Yesterday I raced everyone's beloved rival minerals

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>>726679885
KWAB

Honestly I just want to race against our WITGOD Seriru

>>726679885
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

>>726680101
Did you win?

Halloween Rice and Creek tomorrow beeteed

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>>726679885
D-danchou...lost..?

>>726680176
No, but it was a good race

>>726680146
Some guy from /vg/ beat him, he also posted it here. Less impressive umas than I expected

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why are you like this

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>>726680182
Shan't be rolling. I gotta save up for next month so I can finally have a borrow slot again

>>726679885
THIS BOARD IS A Der/v/ BOARD

>>726680268
His umas follow the builds seen on his videos to a T so I admire his confidence

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Does anyone else get increasingly nervous when their TP bar approaches 100? It just feels wrong to have it so close to full

>>726679885
MASSIVE WIN FOR DER/V/

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I'm sorry anons, I failed
The harpoon was dull. My ship was sunk.
Yesterday I only got 50%, and I feel today will be worse.

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>>726679885
MY FUARKING HERO

Can we, like, stop with the general behavior and worshipping ecelebs?

>>726680268
Of course, he's a fucking youtuber, all youtubers are fraudulent retarded faggots

>>726680405
>Full Armor Fuku
At ease sailor, at ease....

>>726680389
Nah, mine's been at 100 for three days now and /v/mapyoi's danchou decided to make me an officer.

>>726679885
How does a suzuka NOT stop seiun from angling? Im confused

>>726680451
OYYYY NEIIIGHHH STOP THE ANTI-FRONTISM

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>>726680287
>Stole Spe's daughter and took her as her own
>Has other trainers train her, so charming they literally cannot refuse and at best have her help their trainee
>Even Trainers themselves aren't sage as seen in pic related where she casually swoops in and grabs their trainee
What is her endgame

>>726680405
>full armor fuku
Warrior...sleep, you did well

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>>726680451
>Can you guys stop having fun
no

>>726680526
Probably got Late Start'd

>>726680451
Might as well stop making daily threads, right? If you're to follow the rules, don't do it selectively

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The only sources of information I trust are my /v/ros, and more importantly, myself.

>>726680545
Getting as much connection as she can while she is one of the best.

What does it mean if I keep going 2-3? Am I shit?

>>726680614
I had a whale Seiun kill my Suzuka after groundwork fucked up I think. It was the craziest Seiun I've ever seen

>>726680451
What e-celebs?

>>726680675
>>726679885

>>726680545
Fukunaga is now a trainer so that's why she slowly becomes a trainer-like uma.

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>>726680648
Press Power button to claim your free uma

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>>726680481
>an officer
Wait, clubs can have officers? First I'm hearing of this

>>726680451
Since when are oy neigh's danchou and der/v/'s danchou considered e-celebs?

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I don't play Uma anymore I'm just here to say I want Taiku Shuttle to pin me down and rape me.

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>>726680648

>>726680737
Anon....what club are you in?

>>726680737
Yeah basically your danchou can turn you into a walmart greeter who can do nothing but accept incoming join requests

>>726680737
Officers can't really do anything from what I can tell

>>726679928
I'm free to play + no reroll

>>726680667
You're just unlucky. Mile is a very fickle distance and races can swing wildly on runner composition alone.

Honestly im feeling good, finals will be a coinflip but it always it....

>>726680698
Dunno if those really count as celebs since its literally fellow anons
I know about mucro-niche celebrity, but this is smaller than micro

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>>726680753
Valid, but also FLATLINER DETECTED, DEPLOYING TROOPS

>>726680790
Oy neigh. Why?

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>>726680737
We officers are there for moral, and to help with invites.

OI POST ROOMS I NEED TRAINING

This might sound like a really stupid question, but are finals A typically ANY harder than your average CM match?

>>726680901
Sure, we can make all the excuses and call them whatever we want. But this is exactly the shit that makes /vg/ unbrowsable with all their thread celebs and discord (club) drama.

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>>726679885
>/v/ma's danchou watching from the stands

>>726681038
It's completely random, sometimes you get matched with people who managed to luckshit their way to the finals and sometimes you get matched with whales

>>726681038
The everyday test rooms around here make A finals look like a joke.

It's usually not that challenging, but you can still get fucked by bad luck

>>726680481
But we don't have officers

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>>726681049
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>726681038
Yes, because there are trainers in Group A Round 2 who aren't going to Group A Finals. While some shitters can still get lucky and find themselves in A Finals, most of the shitters get filtered into Group B.

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>>726681074
>Me, a danchou simp watching from the front row

>>726680753
Not looking good for /v/ma...

>>726681038
The only difference is that skills are more likely to activate for everyone due to fixed great moods, so skill-lets might be exposed.
The actual pool of trainers is about the same, if not a little bit tougher due to the 3-win filter keeping jobbers and the unlucky alike out.

Taikikeks don't even play...

>>726681049
I hall-monitor as well from time to time but holy shit you are a COLOSSAL FAGGOT

Not looking good for RAM prices

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Good time to fish now? Are the whales asleep?

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...What do I do?

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>Literally the most dominant runner in /v/irgo
Yep yep!

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>>726681114
I won some Leo test rooms and got humiliated in the finals

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Just remember trainers, no matter what your winrate is, literally nothing matters until Tuesday and who you get matched with.

Someone please....I just dont fucking understand what im doing wrong. What are the good skills to have for mile? I keep losing

>>726681276
I'm starting to think pequod sailors are frauds. I logged in immediately and it was the easiest crap ever. I think the whales wised up and are waiting for off hours to feed on jobbers. NEETs have successful repelled them

>>726681250
Not at much as some fag, who is a club leader, posting him playing with another club leader just to get upvotes from the general.
Even if I'm a fag, I'm right.

>>726681325
What running style?

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I got her and was doing her career, but kept on getting an erection due to her racing outfit.

Is there a wit check associated with late starting?

>>726681316
I just need my Grass to proc her accels and not get blocked for once.
>but blocking is less of an issue now that the umas fan out more
Doesn't matter, she keeps finding ways to glue herself to someone else's ass.

>>726679885
>der/v/ danchou uses agnes digital
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>726681305
I won some Virgo rooms and I've been getting humiliated in round 2...

>>726681325
Post runners, post deck. Depends on the running style and character. Post yours and we can help

>>726681389
No it's literally just chance.

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>>726681389
Nope, it's all RNG.

>>726679885
Now I feel sad that I never got the chance to compete seriously with my fellow RIVALS

>>726681287
Two important things to know
>Your carat count
>Your Kita LB level

Where's the fuck did all these Oguris come from. There weren't any in Round 1

>>726681390
It's the late gambler class for a reason. You need pump iron to go off, which requires you to be in 6th around that final corner or near the start of the ending straight. Some mid-race positioning skills could help you get ahead of the pack and get into good position, dont sleep on those.

>>726681481
Yes there were, round 1 was infested with oguri crap

>>726680526
that's the worst part, she didn't even get to use it and won thanks to 2nd place Plancha

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>>726681481
They were eating

Currens ult is ridiculously strong why does no one run her?

>>726681481
The butt pickers were always here, waiting... picking...

>>726681481
They got done pickin'

Danchou, make me an officer and I might consider using my TP

>>726680526
It has happened to me, either a late start or some bad rng in the positioning

>>726681427
Same here, I won some practice rooms but this CM was by far my worst so far. Probably because I "finished" my aces early and decided to stop trying to improve them when the pace chaser didn't even have the descent accel. If I'd joined practice rooms a few days after I probably wouldn't have won any.

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>Jobbed again
A present to everyone going to A finals!

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>>726681543
>luckshitted curren recently
>doing her career for the first time
>needs a specific fan count before end of first year
>Mile B
Should I gamble it all on the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies

>>726681464
>Your carat count
34k
>Your Kita LB level
0, I just started and currently trying to get an SSR voucher ticker from the event.

You guys think smaru will be dominant for longs too?

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>>726674895
Holy shit

>>726681673
SMaru isn't even dominant in mile anymore.

>>726681683
Is that yours? I believe i raced you

>>726681497
>Some mid-race positioning skills could help you get ahead of the pack and get into good position, dont sleep on those.
I actually have minor PTSD from my late surger advancing too far due to mid-race skills and failing to Pump because of it, so I intentionally went light on them this time. Most trainers I encounter run front/pace/late so it didn't work out, but I refuse to remake my aces after CM starts.