>>727187164I'm 28 and have done nothing with my life.
>>727187164Still 27 in HL2.
>>727187164And a PhD in theoretical physics
>>727187216GORDON, FUCK MY DAUGHTER
>>727187543yup, and literally doing janitor work in the lab
>no girlfriendLMAO
>>727187620
>>727187216Is she indian?
>>727187856Blasian
>>727187856100% american
>>727187164the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
>>727187543I have a theoretical degree in physics
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET GORDONGET GORDONGET GORDONGET GORDON
>>727187643>study for almost a decade to get a physics PhD>join postdoctoral program>get shipped off to a classified government compound>become a glorified technicianMost accurate depiction of an academic career in any media ever
>>727187870>oh right Alyx's mom was in that photo, let me check what her name i-WTF how did Valve get away with this?
>>727187643Nobody is going to entrust anything worthwhile to a 27 yo in a black site secret government lab
>>727188324Nobody at Black Mesa gives two shits about safety, that's the entire plot of the game
>>727188263Can confirm, after getting the degree doing blue collar tech work basically. With some deep tech discussions once a week.t. PhD in physics in industry
>>727187212>Will be 28 in a few days
Don't worry, nowadays a degree means absolutely nothing anyway.You play the game, you lose, you don't play the game, you lose.
I started getting my shit together now at 29.I think my shit will be solid and firm at 30.We're all gonna make it bros.
>>727191458Sometimes you think it's going to finally come out all solid.But in the end your shit was diarrhea all along.
>>727187212Anon, most people throughout human history do nothing with their lives. The difference is we were raised to think that we are all special and going to make an impact on the world. That one lie has caused profound psychological damage to hundreds of millions of people.
>>727187164antediluvian ass unc lmfaoaooaoao (i'm 23 and the years are starting to go by quicker)
25 herebeen on 4chan since I was 12r9k caused me to go insane and ruin my life with insecurityOnly now starting to ween off Anti depressants, I was tricked into taking them and making me even more retarded for 10 years anyway, this anons sadly right>>727191553and>>727191283no college, just dead end jobs and retro games and movies so I can deny reality
>>727191897gookmoot should just delete that board and many others
mfw 25 and all I have is a dog
>>727187164
>>727187164I turn 28 next month.
>>727192089i dont see a dog
>>727192150That's famous actor Mads Mikkelsen
>>727187212It's better to do nothing than being cucked (me), can we switch?
>>727192150and now you have! :D
>>727192295
>>727191897Sorry man. That's rough
I'm a 31 years old autistic incel neet
>>727187164Literally me except I didn't save the world but instead a NEET with a grand total of 6 months work experience
Whats with the massive spam about muh ~30 years of age on /v/ the past weeks? This complete astroturf.
>>727191897>getting sold to by a saleman to buy product X pillsDamn that's rough
>>727192334ironically I used to have a rooster as well but it died to a hawk attack not long ago
>28>Gonna be 30 soonI don't want to die bros.
>baby picture in gordon's lockerDid he have a family they never talk about again because in my headcanon it's baby Alyx.
>>727192547Zoomers.
>>727192740Nigger you're young stfu
If you're not a wizard get the FUCK off my board.
>>727192547Gen z is pushing that age now and they're worried about becoming uncs
>>727192740You won't die, but your body will start betraying you
>>727187856yes - half African, half Asian
>>727192756Why would Gordon have a picture of someone else's daughter
>>727193405He knew he would be inside of her one day.
>>727188268With what?
>>727192941we're a dying breed, few of us left. Although we getting lots of zoomer wizards soon, but millennial wizards are a dying breed for sure, sad
>>727192756I mean, he obviously have a family in the sense of parents and relatives. He was born, after all. In universe, it's likely his niece. But in reality, it's the daughter of one of the devs
>>727192740you wont die, you will merely wish you were dead
>Uploaded 19 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtJnix-9niI
>>727192547its just unfunny demoralized retards rage baiting for the lolzIgnore them
>>727187164>You get to be almost 30yo to finish your degree in theoretical physics
>>727187258Stop being ageist
>age 72
>>727187164i still have tw- *checks calendar* 1 more year....
>>727187212Just like Valve has done nothing with Half Life 3
>>727187164Fucking Zoomer
>>727187164>in the time between HL/HL2 and now I finished high school, college, grad school and entered my 30sI just want HL3 with cool physics and shit, Gaben. Hurry up.
>>727192941reminder that if you have jerked off you have lost your essence exactly the same way as if you fricked someone and you will never ever be a wizard
Gordon looked like he is in his mid 30s at least. Did people really use to look older?
>>727187258No one ever praises it for its cripple representation despite gordon obviously being mute.
Fuck HL where's Portal 3?
>>727187212Based
>>727191561When you get to 25 don't blink or you'll miss your 30s.
A goatee makes you age like crazy but also looks like shit
>>727187870I have never seen a blasian irl in my life. Do they even exist?
>just turned 37>work in small country town doing IT>low pay compared to the rest of the country, but I’m making it work>rang in my birthday by masturbating to Mori Calliope rimming Kiara Takanishi Could be worse.
>>727200102Hot lemme see
>>727187164Reached 27 this year with no degree in theoretical physics or degree at all
>>727198598Valve put out a casting call for "multiracial actresses" and this lady showed up and became Alyx's face model.The thing is is that i don't know what races she is except being part black.The "blasian" thing isn't stated anywhere nor does this lady have any real information about her parents on the internet.I guess she might be blasian honestly but I couldn't tell you for sure. She's uh, definitely "multiracial"
Games for this feel?
>>727200535also mark this post when HL3 is announced/released to see whether or not Valve made her ugly and not hot to conform to "modern" sensibilities.
>>727200183You get off on skinny fat dudes working on computers? Kinda weird ngl
>>727191458Rooting for you, anon
>>727187212see you tomorrow so you can complain some more instead of doing something!
>>727187779He was so real for this, plus its not like Alyx hadn't been openly crushing on Gordon from nearly the minute she met him.
>>727200535Searching up images of blasian women, they seem to look much more "black" than this lady. I have a feeling she might be Asian mixed with Latino, but I could be totally off there.
>>727201419her black parent may have been, as they say in the hood, "lightskin"Which is to say, in America, not all black people are 100% black.
world so bad you might as well drop everything and follow your dreams
>>727201610Yeah that seems very possible too.
>>727187543that's a normal age to earn such a degree
>>72718721235I don't care
>>727192547zoomers have no future, no jobs, no gf, no family, no culture, no hobbies, no nations, they have nothing but their youth so naturally they're terrified of losing it and express this by trying to make fun of everyone 2 weeks older than them
>>727201928for you
>37>no job, no experience, no money, no car, no spouse, no children>porn addiction and worsening healthEventually you realize you have no reason to keep pushing forward so you stop picking up the weights and stop going for walks. Like settling into an early grave.
>>727200638As far as I can tell this is Valve's most recent rendition of Alyx (made for the HL2 anniversary in 2024). Looks very much like the HL2 version, so we should be safe
>>727188128welcome aboard
>>727187212Honestly it's either this >>727191553 or the idea that you're meant to end up making the big money at some point, sometimes both. The rat race really fucks you up. Everything is so insanely competitive these days I've developed this utter hatred for everyone, even though I hate myself plenty too. I just want everyone dead so I can stop feeling like i'm competing with millions of people in every aspect of my life.
>>727203141> I just want everyone dead so I can stop feeling like i'm competing with millions of people in every aspect of my life.how else are they going to make you work for a slave wage without having you compete with every single 3rd worlder on the planet either by outsourcing or bringing them here
>>727187212Same here but it's due to the realization that people don't give a single fuck about you if you're ugly or spergy, like no matter what skill you have or what talent you have, they won't care and they will always see you in a negative light
>>727203492>be spergy throughout my whole life and been called ugly many times>get /fit/ at 20>still no confidence to approach women>sign up for a dating app on whim at 27>suddenly getting all kinds of female attention>they all get the ick when they learn I'm a virginWHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? DID I JUST MISS THE BUS?Thank you for reading my blog post.
>>727187212I work a low paying job where I have to interact with people who've "done things" with their lives, aside from slightly varying clothing styles they are all carbon copies of each other. the wife leads the hubby around on an invisible leash while the kids stare at their glowing rectangles and occasionally bump into things.
>>727203847Just lie lmao
>>727192334>bitch rides cock
>>727203847Buy a hooker
>>727191232>will turn 35 in less than a few weeks
>>72718716427 seems like a baby now that I’m 40. I can’t believe we thought that was “grown up”
>Sunday>got work tomorrow>1 hour left before bedtime if I want to wake up properly>what do I do? do I play an old game? do I play a new game? do I watch that anime I had in my backlog? do I continue writing that novel I wanted for fun? time is so limited so I have to spend it carefully >analysis paralysis and just browse 4chan instead This is not how I imagined my 30's.
>>727203847>DID I JUST MISS THE BUS?To be totally honest with you: probably There's not much you can do to overcome being a virgin at 27. Women expect you to have some kind of romantic experience by that age. There are fags who will tell you it's never too late, to get off the apps and join a club or something (terrible advice btw), but realistically at 27 women are looking to settle down and find someone to raise children with. They don't expect you to be a good father if you've never dated before. Sucks but that's how it is.
when you think about it all of the events of hl1 and hl2 and the episodes have taken place over the course of about a week from gordan freeman's point of view
>>727187164Also, this is the title of his thesis>Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array (the behavior of large stuff {Supraquantum Structures} relative and related to each other {Entanglement} after a very short duration {Mode-Locked} "Extremely Long Wavelength Pulse" by an arrangement {Array} of crystals with an atomic number greater than 92 {Transuranic}, without coming into physical contact with the structures in question {Induction}) Its essentially about the teleportation of matter through the use of extremely dense elements.I think it’s obvious Valve was just fucking around. I’m sure Gordon was one of those super kids who graduated high school at 12 or something.
>>727204414no. I’ll emotionally bond with her if I have sex with a hooker. That’s what my dad Sam Hyde says atleast.
>>727200854
>>727204932>There's not much you can do to overcome being a virgin at 27oh damn, if only there was a way for men to get sex that's existed since the dawn of fucking time
>>727204932>realistically at 27 women are looking to settle down and find someone to raise children withWhat kind of third world shithole do you live in roflmao
>>727205052>I’m sure Gordon was one of those super kids who graduated high school at 12 or something.the implication has always been the opposite, gordon was nobody special, fresh out of school, surrounded by older scientists more concerned with their images and egos than what they're doing.
>>727187212I am 39, you still have time, bro.
>>727205095His goal isn't just to have sex retard. Seeing a prostitute won't suddenly make you attractive to women.>>727205136America.
>>727205075Doesn't that guy fuck trannies?
>>727202324Was flipping burgers part of your plan?
>>727187212rewards of the atheist
>>727187164>tfw I'm almost as old as Homer SimpsonI hate time
>>727205383Huh-huh. Anon hoped on dating apps because he's not looking for just sex lmao
>>72718716427 is only a little above average to get a PhD, and it was basically his first day on the job. For me it was 29.
>>727187164>tfw 26>got masters degree>nobody want mefuck.
>>727187164If Gordon had to be voice acted in HL3 for like a line near the end, who would you want to voice him? Is Hugh Laurie a non-meme answer?
>>727208494Ross Scott is the only real answerhttps://youtu.be/OVn4U_R7hBc?si=rzUuEIVi5sj5EOmk
>>727191897>og GoW trilogy and PS2 games are now considered retro
>>727208494>who would you want to voice him?Gaben
>>727205075That can happen, I mean John Marston married a hooker, some guys fall in love with hookers
>>727187212You can’t change If you don’t change your behavior.
>>727208572This is one of the few 00's humor examples that is more baffling to me. Like I can see how Numa Numa was funny but shit like Freeman's mind is too tryhard and cringe and I can even see myself in the 00's finding this cringe. I still don't know why people like it.>>727208681That'd be funny as fuck to hear Gabe sound like a deeper Linkara, who is either awkward around Alyx/super confident around her and apathetic and unimpressed by Breen and G-Man.
>>727201928Its also normal to handle guns like a pro as well in such age. Gordon didnt go to the library to study physics, he went to shooting range to study physics there
>>727187643It’s actually true to life. New grads get the shit jobs.
>>727191897>Enroll in college>your life is completely changed for the betterIt’s really easy anon.
>>727187212this >>727191553 but "doing nothing" used to mean providing for a family, as opposed to talking about video games.
>>727208494microsoft sam
>>727200612No idea,Here is a song for the feel.https://youtu.be/V7kz63pFf9k?si=10suOgQwkUDgNFPh
>>727191897similar situation but replace /r9k/ with women in real life
>>727187164The other day I realized I'm older than most if not all of my video game idolsTruly somber realization
>>727208008>and it was basically his first day on the jobEveryone talked to him as though he was a regular. If it really was his first day the "Gordon is a highly trained professional" line wouldn't have happened. You would treat the guy on give first day of work as a rookie.
>>727187164>27He's like a little baby
>>727188263Lol, it is spot on. Before I quit the Alma Mater i had two masters, a PhD, a “unpaid research position “ an “unpaid teaching position with room for advancement” and was running the photogrammetry section of the osteology department. I published 6 articles in respected peer reviewed journals that a total of 25 people read all together. My proudest accomplishment in 5 years there was cleaning out our huge basement storage section, sweeping up, clearing away notebooks from the 80s, building new wooden tables and chairs by hands, reorganizing and correcting the inventory of about 300 individual skeletized individuals, and rebuilding the wooden boxes they were in. Made me realize I should have become a carpenter. Academia is literally a joke and a scam. My “side hustle” is now my full time job and I have more money than I know what to do with, but I am a cheap stupid nigger Italian, so that’s nothing new.
>>727187164>>727187543PUSH THE FUCKING CART
They're waiting for you Gordon. In the test, chambur.
>>727187212I'm 25, I got my first job a few months ago as a cashier.
>>727187164I'm 27 years old and a virgin.
japanese games are really starting to hit me hard when all the cast is 10 years younger than me and the "mature wise NPC" is literally younger than me
>>727203847So whats deal of women getting the 'ick from 25+yo virgins? Do they perceive them as worse humans? Or they dont want to get involved with them because they are either too lazy to learn them the ways of sex, dont want to hurt their feelings, or they are looking for a quick fuck or something? Doesnt this kind of honesty count to them? Dating a non-virgin guy doesnt always guarantee a good time. Virgins at least are 100% clean down there.
>>727208404>26>Masters>Been working for 2 years now, completely fresh start in a new town>Finally got some good friends in January >Have completely struck out for years straight on any kind of dating >Every girl I've met (interested in or not) is in some stage of "finding themselves" or in their "healing era" and does not want any kind of relationship whatsoever >Bad anxiety growing up meant minimal friendships, I'm past my anxieties but it's resulted in me knowing only myself for a large swath of my life>Genuinely would like to pursue a relationship but for the above reasons, that won't happen >Just fill my spare time with a project car and ceramics because nothing is out there>Coworker said "you're gonna kill it when you're 30 anon, so many girls will be coming off their first marriage and will realize how nice of a guy you really are"
>>727203847At least you get attention, nigger. I'm so ugly i haven't gotten a like in weeks.
>>727193610Her Asian mom's name is literally "Azian"
>>727192480>with a grand total of 6 months work experienceget a warehouse job, they'll hire anyonework there a few years, become forkltift certifiedkeep working for 10 more years, become a manager now you're a successful person
>>727209579He probably gave a really impressive interview job talk
>>727208494>he finally speaks>its fucking troy baker again
>>727210493It's primal monkey brain shit. If you haven't gotten laid by a certain age, there's something wrong with you. You'd be a burden to your homo habilis tribe and take up space in the cave, so you've got to be ostracized. And I say that as a 25+ virgin. At least that's how I perceive it. I could get along just fine with someone at work or whatever and the topic will get to girls and sex cause this is 99% of what normalfags talk about and as soon as they smell my "haha i havent had a gf in a long time" bullshit they'll IMMEDIATELY without fault switch to 'gotta keep my distance from this creep' mode.
>>727210091i got my first job 2 years ago. quit after a year because shit boss and dangerous to lungs. hope you fare better
>>727208404just get a phd bro
>>727203847>at 27Consult the graph
>>727191897>god of slop>retroGrim
>>727211076I want to kill myself.
>>727210536i meant nobody want me as in hire me but i feel for you bro
>>727211111
>>727211076i just went to a hooker im not doing all these normie rituals
>>727210091happy for you bro
>>727211076when is it too late (t.23)
>>727187164>24 turning 25 tomorrowWill the change be that noticable bros?I just moved alone cross country and having a rough time trying to find a better job than my current one. Anything you would've done differently if you were 24 again?
>>727211076I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.
>>727211201The asymptote seems to flatten at 27/28. You still have the remotest chance if you try really hard around 24-25.
>>727211203i'm still a virgin at 25 it's all over for meat least im not hugless nor kisslessmaybe I should into arranged marriagesBut i'm looking for romance and love
>>727210091Got my first job straight out of high school some temp work at a sketchy factory that did not follow safety laws got injured there and firedThen I worked at Little Ceasers for about a year and quit been unemployed ever sinceWhere did it all go wrong..
5% of american men is still 8 million people
>>727211450We could found fucking virgintown.
>>727211442Damn. Maybe try for warehouse work or something?
>>727211076I can literally feel the urge to an hero increase in real time every time I see images like this.
>>727211337interestingthanks for the analysis mathman
>>727211535It should fadet. 37 yo wizard
>>727187164I'm 23. I find myself comparing myself to Ian Curtis, who killed himself at 23, having accomplished so much more at the same age than I have.
>>727192089have two
>>727211661>who killed himself at 23, having accomplished so much more at the same age than I have.who cares man, Isaac Newton was 26 when he did >>727209610 pic relSome people will just be more successful than others, are you also incapable of watching anime or playing JRPGs when everyone there is like 17 - 18 at most?
It’s so fucking over
>getting to the age now where im nearly always older than the protagFUCK MY NIGGER LIFE
>>727211821Yeah.
>>727187870blasian a wad of cum on her face
>>727209846K keep us posted
>>727211821hopefully you've had some life experiences to feel proud of like the protag you're playing as (who's younger than you) :^)
>>727211383I'm a fucking wizard join the club pal>>727211531Nah I've been out of the workforce for far too long my gaps in employment would fuck me hard plus I get disability now due to said injury
>>727211650I've already noticed it fading, I used to feel much worse about it in the past. But I'm still not happy about it. Not a wizard yet (about 15 months away) but even benis in bagina taken out of the equation, my life sucks anyway. I feel a weird mix of shame about the prospect of becoming a wizard but also feel I don't deserve the "honour" of it in a way. I imagine most wizards have accepted their fate but have other things going for them at least, but I haven't really accepted it, and don't have much else going on. Sounds weird I know but just how it feels t b h.
My brother is 9 years younger than me and he's gonna get laid any moment now. When that happens, I'm just gonna kill myself.
>>727191897ps2 will NEVER be retro i don't care what anyone says
>>727211076That graph is either old, or just blatant lies.
I can’t imagine myself in 5 years. Pretty sure I’m going to be dead by then.
>>727212046even if you die your family line will go on cuck
>>727210493I have no clue either, it's not like having sex magically turn you into a better human being and I'd figure that the entire virgin=no competition would at least register on their radar as something that can be exploited, not that it would be some kind of red flag. I'm more convinced each day that women gives zero fucks about actually finding good partners/fathers for their future children and all they want is to play their hierarchy games with other women (and men apparently).>>727210971What your saying makes 0 logical sense, it would make more sense if a woman was still a virgin by that point since at least men have muscles and a higher tolerance for stress which makes them good meat shields at the very least, women with no children and no future prospects for them have less survival value than a man with the same difficulties.
>>727187164>Age, 27 year old boomer
>>727187258lmao
>>727187212>>727191553great posts, it's ok Anons. Even just being alive in this era where you can play every game ever made so far and shutpost is enough. Relax. I give you permission. Someone before me gave me.>>727191897I like your God of War games aniki, I am glad you are leaving the antideps/SSRIs. They strictly give those to awakeners, gl
>>727187212You probably had sex at meast once so its ok
>>727212148That's how I felt and I'm a deadbeat now.
>>727212316Fuck. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. God I should kill myself before I get worse.
>>727191897>r9k caused me to go insane and ruin my life with insecuritySame here, except I can't help but feel it was a necessary evil.Before r9k, I thought that the world was what I was told it was, where I was entitled to a good, relaxing job and wouldn't have to ever worry about money. r9k was like a slap to the face to wake me up.I'll never be the same, but it's probably for the best
>>727208404>28>Masters>first job 2 months ago>meme job with third world pay (gonna make like 1/10 of what an american would)>dating is alien to meI don't even know why I got a job
>>727212076It's about a decade old, but the trend holds today.
>>727211076
>>727212397hopefully with that job you can get connections and transfer into something better? or is it such a meme that it’s just for work experience and needing money
>>727187164im 34 and i feel the last time i felt happy and truly alive was when i was 18 in 2009 and i was in my hs year
>>727212447No it doesnt. It doesnt even hold with the current "sexless zoomer" zeitgeist. Someone is lying here
>>727212476bless him.
>>727212397>>727208404>>727210536At least you guys have your degrees
>>727212561>cherry picking covid-year virginity stats to feel better about yourself
>>727212397>I don't even know why I got a jobThis is literally how I feel. Everyone's gritting their teeth and getting through their day cause they got a girlfriend to look forward to when they get home. I have nothing. No reason to try. No reason to do anything. I'm just waiting until i find the courage to kill myself.
>>727212203"muh primal monkey brain" is revisionist cope to try to justify the modern societal sicknessThe truth is back in the old days you would either get an arranged marriage with some girl's parents or you would go off to war to rape and pillage or dieNormalfags will bend over backwards to defend their broken system no matter if the cities are on fire
Dear god I wish for the happiness of anons here. Is that really too much to ask
>>727212046Why would you be mad that your sibling got laid? You should pat him on the back and buy him a pizza for that. If he can do it then you can too.
>>727212774way too much! fuck you, happyfag!
>>727187164This bozo lost his wife and daughter, at least i lost nothing while achieving nothing
>>727212553Nobody is happy anymore.
>>727212878a-amen
>>727212784I'm not mad at him. I'm happy he's not a fuckup like me. I just don't think i can handle the shame. I won't be able to look him in the eye, let alone act brotherly when i know he's a million times more accomplished than me.
>>727212774>happinessDon't lieYou know exactly how this going to end
>>727212993how do we become happy again??
>>727212518I was looking for around a year so not much of a choice. At least there's more offices over the world so maybe I have a chance to fuck off this country>>727212660At the end it's just so my parents don't look down on me
>>727192756> She is 27 years already, just like GordonWhat a miserable life. I have shivers just thinking about it. Like no one, who comes onto this world, deserves to have a horrible roll in genetics
i achieved a lot, im well off, have some accomplishments etc but i still fear being 30, its crazy, i dont want to get sick or die
>>727210536>>Every girl I've met (interested in or not) is in some stage of "finding themselves" or in their "healing era" and does not want any kind of relationship whatsoeverI actually think it's hilarious that men are currently being dragged through the mud as the failure sex in MSM, we are all called man-children or incompetent but at the same time there isn't a single woman I've met under the age of 40ish that can hold a serious adult conversations about any "heavy" topic or that can actually be trusted to fulfill their roles in higher positions of power.There is a lot of talk about Peter Pan syndrome when the discussion should be focused on both it and whatever the female counterpart is, it's obviously not just men that have "failed to launch" in the modern age.
>>727213085>At the end it's just so my parents don't look down on meSame. Feel like half my life is just trying to escape the feeling of shame and self hatred because I’m not good enough for my parents.
>>727213074We don't. Happy times are over.
>>72718716427 years old, fucked the world by pushing a cart into a piece of shit beam.
>>727204932>ignore me for my entire life just because i'm 5'7>hit mid 20s>"erm why is he a virgin? there must be something wrong with him"
>>727213136women need to fucking get over themselves en-masse. im not putting effort into a blown out slag, simple as
>>727213085I gave up trying to appease my parents when i dropped out. I'm still not over it but I'd have killed myself if i stayed in uni. I probably should talk to a psychiatrist about it but i don't have enough money for that.
>>727210148Not impressive
>>727213074With hard drugs
>>727213256>going to a shrinkif you like pissing $90+ an hour away for “mmmhmm, but have you tried like, not doing that, bro? try these breathing exercises bro they fix everything bro just accept yourself bro” then sure why not, go ahead.
>>727209323No, not really. Your average human used to just die.
>>727212553That's crazy. I miss my youth somewhat but I was also depressed in the last year or so of highschool and just generally the same.
>>727187212Fuck you, me!
>>727187212>dropped out twice>failed all job interviews>sexless tooit's overi will never be a normalfag
>>727213401Bitch i already said i don't have the fucking money. Why are you so fucking negative?
>>727212759>The truth is back in the old days you would either get an arranged marriage with some girl's parents or you would go off to war to rape and pillage or dieAnd this is an improvement over the "broken system" how, exactly...?
>>727192756what's creepier is when the IRL baby in the pic grew up, itturned out to be a vegetable tard. it must be a terrible burden for that dev to deal with that bady.source: hl1 documentary
I wish i could get a van and go far far away but whats the fucking point when i'd still be all by myself.
>>727213120I assume that's what drives people to have children at this age. They start thinking about who's going to be around when you kick the bucket.Say you are 35 when you give birth to a child. He'll be 30 by the time you're 65. 30 y/o adult who can at least be of some support when risk of mortality or serious illness like cancer is high.
>>727213559why are you going far away if you want to be with ppl
>>727213559Sometimes solitude is better
>>72721255335, and the last time I felt alive and genuinely happy, was 2011
>>727213227>5'7In the eyes of women this does mean there's something wrong with you.
I'm turning 25 next year and I don't expect to revolutionize the world or anything. I guess the best mentality to have is that this is as young as I'll ever be again, and this is as much time as I'll ever have.
>>727213706Yes I miss college as well. Who doesn't
I had sex several times when I was 25 and I enjoyed masturbating way more
>>727213310drugs are bad mkay
>>727213480just dont waste your money on it even if you could
>>727213910heh
>>727191553I think myself as well as many other zoomers have accepted that majority of us are gonna die early fighting this inhuman satanic post modern hell system. Quality of life is sinking further and further into third world shithole status, seas of browns keep coming into our countries unsupervised and unvetted, all of our leaders are child fucking pedos, Impossible to attain liberty and property now, goods and services are fucking garbage because of corner cuts and profit margin line must go up, taxation has reached ludicrous levels and the beaurocratic bots in office can't answer where all the money goes honestly. There's really nothing worth preserving in this shithole of a world and I'm fine burning it all to the ground. Thanks boomers for causing my lifetime of nothing but atruggle and hardship because you accepted jewish blood money. I'd honestly prefer dying fighting than continue to live as a slave.
>>727213487You guarantee males will participate in the system and keep it running because they have some stake in itUnlike now where the wheels are gradually and inevitably falling off
>another thread of people whining about how sad and pathetic their lives are
>>727187164t. 38government employee. volcel. enjoy home office. our office building is no black mesa, it's a boring ass red brick box. never had an exploision. never got to fight aliens with a crowbar nor shoot a shotgun on the premises. fuck, as an office rat, I don't even get a cool suit.
>>727213229The sad and frustrating reality is that you and any dude who actually wants a family or even just a romantic relationship has to meet these "slags" half way. Whats done is done, all anyone can hope for is that the people who made these retarded decisions learn enough from their mistakes to actually humble themselves and become better people that can actually give and receive love. You can't expect women to better themselves with no incentives to do so just like they shouldn't expect that from men, but if there is no chance for redemption then everyone has already lost.I'm not saying that men should just give up on their standards and accept any woman no matter who she is or what she has done in her life, but you have to be willing to give them some slack, on what is going to be a very fucking short leash of compromise and women who want to actually have a decent shot at having a stable family needs to accept that they've not damaged themselves as much as they have damaged any trust in her that she is ever going to be given by even below-average men.
>>727214056Oh, yeah, feudalism, a famously stable system where the masses famously stayed put, participated in the system and didn't revolt at all. Just admit you don't know shit about fuck, nigger, it's less embarrassing that way.
One of the worst things about it is that I can't even talk about it to anybody. I mean, sure everyone can smell my virginity but it's good manners to not go around crying about it, right? Nobody wants to hear the virgin creep bitch and moan cause it's his fault, anyway. These threads are literally the only place I can talk about how I feel.
>>727214070yea
>>727213910Thank you for cheering me up Anon :)
>>727214070Nah i'm just chillin you wish you could do absolutely whatever you wanted, been doing that for the last decade myself
>>727213773I dont tho. Yes, my life has been a downward spiral, but I hated my college era
>>727214185your choice is eitherimprovement >>/adv/ordespair >>/r9k/
>>727187212How many of us are like this? 32 and living at home unemployed.
>>727214367>adv>improveehhh
>>727214149im just not gonna. thanks for the wall of text though>meet them half wayyeah nah stopped reading there
>>727214070And yet here you are again, you still come into every one of these threads anyway. "hurr durr look at me guys look how spechul I am, my shit doesn't stink!" Nobody cares, remember where you are. Go back.
>>727213892Based and masturbated pilledOnly gonna deal with your own stank
>>727214367wtf is that /adv/ board about anyway, are there really people who browse a board entirely just to give advice to other people? Same with the /r/equest board, like what do you get out of it?
>>727214465I haven't been on there for a few years but it was better than self-isolation and pity.
>>727214149Why should men have to meet halfway with disloyal whores? W*men have gotten so bad that not even the rich successful chads are safe from their cheating habits, Jeff Bezos the Amazon guy got divorced, men are just choosing their peace over the bullshit negativity and emotional vampirism modern dating offers.
>>727214070trvke
That's a completely normal age for what he does.The resonance cascade is probably the best thing that could have happened to him. The alternative would be increasingly stressful postdoc positions in the hopes of making tenure, otherwise a gun to the head.
>>727214612You're supposed to feel good for helping people but most people just use it to torment the ones asking for advice.
>just turned 36 last weekthere was a time where every MC was older than me. now only a couple left. which begs the question, who's the oldest MC in vidya?
>>727211076I think I'm going to an hero at 40, I'm 35 and turning 36 in a few weeksJust need 4 more years of vidya distraction
>>727214706He works in a top of the line corporate facility for the development of world changing technology. He doesn't even have to think about tenure.
>>727214612it's filled with sadists
>>727214149I get your point, but how many of those women would want their daughters to not be like them? To not be whores and actually be better women? I'd wager not many.>>727214185>One of the worst things about it is that I can't even talk about it to anybodyI feel you. I can't even talk to my therapists about half of the shit I tell you guys about.
>>727214732Kain probably
>>727213773Almost 41 here, married, own a house, have a job I enjoy. I fucking hated college, and I don't keep track of anyone I hung out with back then. In retrospect, they were pretentious fucks who didn't treat me very nicely, and most ended up in dead end retail jobs or got stuck as perma-students. Most of my professors sucked, and I learned more in one week in a real job than I did in all my years in college.
It's pretty wild that people at 27 get married
>>727214942What the fuck is the incentive to even get married anymore? It just seems like a heavily skewed sand trap for men nowadays because the state will always coddle and favor women so you'd be gambling away your entire lifes work if she ever becomes bored or insufferable.
>>727192547The demographic of /v/, kids who started browsing this website ten years ago, is reaching 30 years old
>>727187212same but make it 36
>>727214185fucking sameEven if I go see a therapist, I feel like I still couldn't tell them, and if I did I would just want to blow my brains out
>>727214503>>727214657Your kind of just proving my point, why would any woman, regardless of what she has done or how "quality" she is, willingly take your abuse and be "better" for (You)?>>727214813>To not be whores and actually be better women? I'd wager not many.That is probably the most frustrating part for men, they just have to accept that if they REALLY want a family then you have to be willing to gamble on bad outcomes. All you can do is stack the wager in your favor and the same can be said for women since they are also gambling on similar stuff when they pick a partner and up until fairly recently they also gambled their financial success when entering a relationship which is why divorce law is the way it is.
>>727212476We should all be so lucky
what would a modern day 27 year old be like as the protagonist of half-life?
>>727192839gtfo autist
>>727215168Therapists are useless cunts. You can literally get better advice on this site.
>>727215391touch ass incel
>tfw 30 years old virgin who doesn't mind staying like that for life >but nobody believes it's a choice because I'm kinda ugly so they think I'm a miserable incel coping on the inside I mean I don't care what people think of me but I wish they stopped giving unsolicited dating advice. I've seen uglier men than me get girlfriends, so I could probably do it but I just don't care enough about it, maybe I got low test or something.
>>727215214>YOU YOU YOUyep. ok. still not gonna put effort into some slag who sucks off coke dealers in club bathrooms but you do you bro. im sure she “loves” you
im literally checking out of a relationship right now because the sex dried up kek. no sucky no effort from me mmkay
>>727214942A chick in my friend group got court married at 19, one semester into college with her stay at home BF. People are dumb
so where exactly are you on this graph?
>>727193551I hate that I had a fit of laughter over this
>>727191897been on 4chan since i was 9. i'll be 28 soon. it did briefly fuck me up but i think it ultimately made me a better person.
>>727215326They would most likely get stuck on the tram on the way to black Mesa since all of the doors needs you to use some sort of computer interface or eye scanners.And to comment on that pic you posted, it's funny how tone deaf both boomers and millennials are when it comes to fostering the next generation. This shit could be easily solved if you actually gave zoomies a reason to care about tech in the first place and if you did more than ride their ass on how "dumb" they are for not understanding something they've never had to interact with.It's like if some fag from the 1700's were complaining about how no man knows how to ride a fucking horse anymore.
>>727187164I'm jealous of people who had their plan figured out by high school
>>727215563I'm of the same mindset I don't see companionship fixing anything for me in fact might make it worse
>>727215824>been on 4chan since i was 9.i kneel
Does /v/ have thoughts on the Element 64 mod?
>>727215168pull yourself togetherthere, thats therapy, thats what licensed therapists are trained to tell you in sometimes convoluted ways
>>727214942No it's not, through most of history that would be considered extremely late
>>727187212Most men never will
>>727215895Trailer looked boring.
>>727203847this>>727204414Dunno if it's as easy as it was years ago though. Used to be a ton of good sites in the US before they all got smoked a few years back.
>>727215895>Element 64 modtrailer on steam looks like it largely recycles old maps/designs
>>727187779>that file nameKEK
I am 35 and I am actively dying, in a way in which I will very soon have to commit suicide to avoid degrading very slowly and painfully, and it didn't need to happen, I can't even explain it here because it 's too complicated and it's something I need to show proof for.
>>727216091we're all dying, faggot
>>727215626It's called basic empathy and understanding that you can't get what you don't give. Acting like a self righteous bitch that has never made a mistake in their lives is exactly how we got into this mess to begin with and it is exactly how women are acting on social media right fucking now.Don't blame me for having to explain the obvious.
>>727215563>32 volcel>been complimented on looks and told I should start dating>don't feel like dating because I'm a porn addict>even if i wasn't antisocial and a porn addict, feel like the dating game is fucked at this pointAnyone recommend some good vidya before I kms eventually?
>>727216091I'm very sorry, anon. I can't imagine how it must feel.
>>727214436The number is only growing
>>727216146Not actively, just slowly degrading, I am basically dead now as my quality of life is nothing.
>>727214616a lot of it is pity, complaining, and some troll dogshit advice, but it’s a step up from r9k because ppl can occasionally get some good advice ye. also any general in adv is a shithole blackpilled deathzone where you yell your complaints into the void
>>727216217i just dont want a used up whore that then also expects to be treated like a disney princess, why is this so triggering to you lmfao
>>727216091>I can't even explain it here because it 's too complicatedWhy should anyone believe you?
>>727216091I once had a medical condition flare up for 2 days (long story but basically caused by too much alcohol) and nearly thought I was gonna die, decided to make a final post on 4chan and it just went by, didn't even get a (You).A bit of a somber realization that I was part of this website for the past 15 years and nobody will even notice when I'm gone.
>>727216337Why would I care, I'll never see you again.
>>727203847Stop wearing your virginity like a robe of shame. Don't fucking bring it up with anyone and don't spend too much time talking about the past in general. Women just want to have fun with you and not have to plan shit if they're spending time with you they already want you to fuck them all you have to do is not talk them out of it. There are some light skills you can learn to help with that but you'll pick it up faster just dealing with bitches than me trying to explain it over the internet. Stop thinking about the shit. It's getting COLD OUT WINTER IS LONG YOUR GIRL IS OUT THERE WAITING FOR YOU TO HEAT HER UP FAGGOT
>>727213032Does your brother love you? Are you a good brother?
>>727216091I believe you, I hope you can enjoy whatever time you have left.
>>727216414You'll never see me in general. I'm just words on a screen. Don't come in here with your "woe is me I'm dying" bullshit if you can't even explain yourself. For all I know you just want attention. You're probably just fat and won't stop eating
>>727216230Look OutsideAnd if you want to give yourself a shot of guilt over not dating then you should also try "I Wani Hug the Gator" and "Snoot Game" that were made by some autists from here and 8ch
>>727216316So you're dying a slow and painful death. Nothing complicated in that
>>727211442Feel you bro, it feels like if you don't get lucky with getting into a good job that will provide you with opportunities on your first or second try it's only downward spiral from there
>>727216091Shits fubar brother. absolutely fubar.
>>727216568Unfortunately, I am a skeletor now and can't gain weight.
>>727216327It's not, you completely misunderstanding my point is why I'm calling you out as a retard that would probably be happier if he was a fag.
>>727216693>still replying>not triggeredroasty or a retarded simp, call it
>>727212046kek it's a weird feeling at the beginning but you get used to it. I'm going to attend my younger brother's wedding as a 35 years old virgin and I don't give a fuck. (But I make a lot more money than him so that kinda covers my insecurities.) Either way I'm glad mom doesn't bother me about grandchildren anymore.
>>727187212What if I want to do things but I have this need for everything to go according to plan so sometimes I will postpone brushing my teeth or making a diner to the point that it will ruin my day because I will just stay there thinking about the next thing I need to do and the perfect conditions for it to be done instead of doing itWhat's this kind of retardation called?
>>727216491I like to think so. I help him any way i can. He's just moved out for uni to the city i live in and I've been helping him move and settle and all that shit. I want nothing for him other than to live the life i've never lived, but i also can't play the role of the wise older brother when he's fucked and I haven't. I feel like a kid because of it to everybody.
>>727187856Brahmin, actually
If you want to feel better about yourself, go to the gym. You'll gain the muscle and self confidence you finally need to get out there and rape someone.
>>727216230>told I should start datingNormalfags talk like it's a fucking switch. "I'm on dating mode now."Alright. Date who??? I'll fuck literally anybody who'll look at me like I'm not human trash. You won't believe the fat bitches i've tried talking to on hinge and I still got ignored eventually before getting shadowbanned.
>>727216896>i also can't play the role of the wise older brother when he's fucked and I haven'tnigger you are 9 years older. You have 9 years more experience on this earth. 9 years of living through the evolution of tech and culture. 9 years of ups and downs. You have wisdom whether you got your dick wet or not. Dumbass nigger. God you niggers need to fucking stop being niggers. Thinks fucking a foid makes you wiser lmao nigger
>>727187164>Completed Half-Life yesterday>This thread appears todayhuh
>>727216385Damn, that's so real
>>727216839Isn't that what ADHD basically is? Not a doctor so don't quote me on that, but I'm sure this type of retardation definitely a name by now. Might want to get it checked out and look into it.
>>727216896There are things you can do outside of getting laid that can make you respect yourself in that way, you would have to push yourself in some way that they haven't and handle it in a way that makes you respect yourself. If you can do something like that getting laid won't even be intimidating.
>>727216839ADHD, unironically. I've got the same type of tism and my thing was that if I had ANYTHING planed for the day that was at the end of that day then I would literally wake up, sit and wait (or kill time with pointless bullshit) for when I needed to get ready for said thing and then do the thing.I fixed it by setting up my ENTIRE day in advance with google calendar so that it literally looked like this:>Wake up>Shit, Piss, Shower, Brush teeth>Sit your ass down/pull your ass up off your seat and work/do literally anything>Do thing>Do thing>Do thing>(30 min before event) get ready for event>Drive there>Do event >FREE TIME>Brush teeth>Bed timeSomething about seeing everything planned out for me in advance removed the cognitive block that I had and let me start making decisions again.
>>727216896Love is all that matters man. I'm the youngest, my middle sister is the only virgin of the three siblings but she's the most successful and making 6 figures. My oldest sister fucked a ton and is in a weird depressive spiral now that she's in her 40s. I'm only 30 and am already disabled due to the army. Out of all of us, I'm the one with the most life and world experience, but we all try to help each other out and make up for each other's shortcomings.I think you acknowledging the fact that there's room for improvement and your urge to be a beacon for you younger brother is enough of an indicator that your a good brother, you just gotta plant your feet and keep being the best person you can be. Life isn't fair but you can't let it dictate how you are as a person.
>>727216630Just the way it goes I guess good thing I've grown deeply loathe other people so the solitude isn't really a big deal for me
>>727216385Thats the price of anonymity anon, if you want people to remember you, you need to first give them a name and then a reason to care instead of hiding behind a veil of obscurity.
>>727216385That’s the beauty of it anon. Not even the tripfag effeminate retards will be remembered, no matter how much they desperately want attention.Anons come and go, gone but not ever truly forgotten. I guarantee some meme you made or saved and any shitpost or profound knowledge that you posted here touched someone down the line. They saved it and shared it later, and so on and so forth. We all live on in our posts.
>>727216385the greatest strength of this website is that no one poster is really special
>>727217580>>727217674THE DUALITY OF MAN
>>727217580I don't care if I am remembered anymore, but all I can say is that I want someone who was involved with what happened to me to suffer a fraction of what I have suffered.
I feel less like I'm out of time because of my age, and more because it seems that civilization is headed towards total collapse, and humanity as a whole not only refuses to avert this course but is actively flooring the gas pedal.
>>727191897the og gow games were based. nu-gow is a fucking travesty
>>727217858>and humanity as a whole not only refuses to avert this course but is actively flooring the gas pedal.What is this referring to?
>>727215563modern dating as a guy is whether or not is if you are the square peg that can fit into the square holeif you arent you either give up or do 10,000 hours to totally reinvent yourself, and it really is that simple
>>727217930importing retarded brown people by the bus load into normal people countries
>>727217983China isn't doing that
>>727217858>>727217930Accelerationism has got to be the most fucked up meme ever birthed by anons from this god forsaken hellhole.
>>727210536>"you're gonna kill it when you're 30 anon, so many girls will be coming off their first marriage and will realize how nice of a guy you really are"Genuinely how do they think that's a compliment? How can anyone say something like this to another person without a genuine fear that they'd get punched in the face for it?
>>727218028>birthed by anons from this god forsaken hellholeHitler was an accelerationist
>>727218065right?? >heh you might be able to land sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths :^)ummm no thanks
>>727218028All accelerationism does is move us further into the current elite cracking down on us and thinking anything else is delusional, it's a retarded temper tantrum. The immigrants are just weapons of the elites, and the people who hate the immigrants love their elite masters and beg them to save them.
>>727212553I feel like I lost my footing during the lockdown and have been reeling ever since
>>72718716433 here, nearing 34I am slowly recovering from financial disaster. Might even be able to live south America someday, slowly but surely I climb this bucket of crabs I am stuck in. The pandemic couldn't hold me, my parents stupid financial decisions couldn't hold me either. Tomorrow I am even starting a new good paying WFH job and also gonna finish my post graduate course. I am learning Japanese on the side and if everything goes well I might do my masters in either Japan or Australia.Life is tough but so am I.
>>727218019yeah i said normal people countries
As long as you abstain from alcohol and drugs past 25, you’re fine and can easily turn your life to whatever direction you want even as old as 40.
>>727187212No shame in that. In fact its very common for young boys your age to still have nothing to show even by 30. I just hope you aren't balding though
>>727187856Face model is a NY mixed woman. Theres prob some brazillian in there along with white and black.In canon Alyx´s mom was prob some mix of brazillian and white.
>>727187164Black Mesa isn't real, so you can't tell if this is impressive.
>>727215326Considering he only needs to dress himself, climb a long ladder, and oush a cart? Pretty well. He’s on grunt work.
>>727218078>>727218142My fault, meant to say "Modern Accelerationism" that is mostly based on the same meme theory babble that so many former shitposters swore by between 2014 and 2020. If you think that this is only done by the terminally online then I hate to tell you that most of the richest people on the planet all believe in some version of it and that the Musk man himself probably learned it from shitposter on twitter that shat out the remains of it from the 4chan meme version.
>>727187212Same lmao
>>727218587>If you think that this is only done by the terminally online then I hate to tell you that most of the richest people on the planet all believe in some version of it and that the Musk man himself probably learned it from shitposter on twitter that shat out the remains of it from the 4chan meme versionYeah, I agree, it's being clearly pushed culturally right now, the people here think they are the aware ones and everyone else are NPCs but they are just another side of the coin, two sides of an ideology that create friction against each other and move us where the elites want us to go. It creates a good excuse for Thiel etc. to get permission to crack down hard.
>>727191553It hurts to live in a world which actively destroys everything you love and there's nothing you can do about itI spent almost 30 years of my life trying to make something out of myself, just to have any semblance of impact, but there's always something fucking me overI know I can't change the world on my own, and it's better to focus on improving your little corner, it's just that I keep getting demoralized and effectively paralyzed by depression and indecisiveness, at the same time I don't want to just give up and accept being a nobody
>>727218719I hope I did soon to be honest. I can't commit suicide because I still have loving parents and people who care about me, so I hope I die from natural causes or get hit by a bus
>>727187620Eli Vance was looking out for humanity, man. The combine had us on the ropes... somehow...I mean... 75% of their forces seemed to be dumbass clumsy paparazzi drones, dumbass bigdog tripods, dumbass tall bulimic tripods, and humans they essentially lobotomized, sometimes borged up, and usually handed guns (mostly 1980s-90s H&K vintage, and a few pulse guns sprinkled in that barely seem more capable than their MP7 with H&K magic pocket dimension grenade spawner), and occasionally long-range cranial STDs bombardment.
>>727218835Don't be pathetic, you're just too comfortable to do anything about it, too attached to the little shames and failures of your shitty little meaningless life. You should at least try a good dose of mushrooms before you die to smack the bitch out of you and make you forget about everything you whine about daily, so you can open your eyes for once and see how beautiful the world around you is and just how much you could do to the world around you if you stopped being a little bitch and learned to exert the will you have on it.
>>727211821>start watching anime as I get older >all the characters are 14fair enough its for kids anyways>all the "old" mentor characters are in their mid 20sthis world isnt made for us anymore
>>727217674very true. Anonymous will always be a fag but sometimes he will be awesome as well
If you are 20+ and havent fucked, you should go visit a hooker, several times probably. It wont cure your loneliness, but at least you will learn how to fuck. If you don't and get a girlfriend eventually, the smell of cunt may shock you. And you will have le epic fail instead of first time.
I'm 27 and still trying to get a bachelors in physics. just failed e/m and classical mechanics
>parents are getting older and older
>>727219632my parents reached 60 ;_;
>>727211251you can quit tomorrow
>>727219553Same except slightly different field and I have tests coming up...
>>727219632Mine died when covid hit, it can happen so fast.
>>727187164>phd>age 27unrealistic male standards
>>727219485stupid adviceno human has to learn how to fuck no matter how old or desperate you are and wasting your first time on a hooker sounds like suicide fuel to meyou will always remember your first doesnt matter how bad you fucked up or how embarrassing it was but you know who wont remember it? the girl you fucked unless its also her first timenobody remembers their Xs time fucking
>>727194446I work on the writing team for the soon-to-be-revealed Half-Life 3: Episode 1 and I can confirm for you that Gordon Freeman has not only aged every single day since the events of Half-Life 2: Episode 3, but he will start Half-Life 3: Episode 1 by being heavily augmented by the combine in an opening scene heavily inspired by the "Strogification" sequence of Quake 4. It will by an aging Alyx's doing, as humanity once again calls upon the strength of it's greatest warrior... this time a very tired old man who has been fully, horrifically, and perhaps even excessively borged, using Combine supersoldier technology.
>>727219485>If you are 20+ I am much older. Arch Wizard status.>and havent fuckednever wanted to just fuck. sexual degeneracy is not for me and I mean promiscuity, not kinks or fetishes like bdsm.>you should go visit a hookerewwww. I don't want to pay money to frivolously do something with limitations, that I didn't want to do in the first place, because I place high value on traditional values.>several times probablywhy do you fucking normies always want everybody to become a whore or a manwhore? genuinely curious. My life is good as it is, it truly is. I have job, money, hobbies, etc. Why do you think I must experience somebody else jerking me off, when I could do it myself or with toys?>It wont cure your lonelinessI am not lonely. It's a principled position against degeneracy, because I want everybody and the world to do and be better. I'm a volcel. Also, I don't like the law and the current culture that is anti-men. They don't need nor want me, just my resources.>but at least you will learn how to fuck.why? I won't ever marry in the current landscape. It's retarded. What you're saying is>fuck up your future because we normies dolike what? I don't have a bucket crab mentality. Drag others down.>If you don't and get a girlfriend eventually, the smell of cunt may shock youwhy would I smell a cunt or get a girlfriend in the first place? the 24 hours in a day aren't enough for me as it is. There is so much I want to do and video games to play...>And you will have le epic fail instead of first time.are you retarded? I don't need nor want a first time. My life is full and I'm completely self sufficient.TL;DR: No. Please stop spreading degenerate propaganda. I don't want to be like you, ever. Just like the song of Accept.
>>727219818Sorry to hear that
>>727219712we're gonna make it bro. just in time for the societal collapse
>>727219818This, lost my dad to that shitWish it would have taken my mother instead
>>727187212SameDo not listen to that other anonTherapy is for women it's a Jewish scam
>>727215163cute baer
>>727217674I have confirmed on multiple occasions that i not only occupy a tiny space in the minds of a few anons but also occupy their hard drives with my meme edits and drawings. My legacy will die once this data corrupts
>>727219818Fine I will tell my story since I mentioned it in this topic. I didn't want this to happen to my dad so when Covid hit I listened to his request and got the vaccine, in my right arm, 3 days later my right submandibular gland swelled up, I got neuropathy that got into a bunch of teeth on the right side. I developed what my immunologist so far thinks is Mast Cell Activation Syndrome immediately, meaning almost all medications for the condition, any drugs to feel better, almost all foods, hurts my organs, and seems to cause damage as I keep developing multiple hernias, tears in my stomach, my urethra collapsed and hurts all the time still after having it surgically reconstructed. After cutting out the painful gland it started spreading throughout the right side of my face, into my right ear and eye. Right now all I can do is take Prednisone for relief until it fucks my body up, or let it spread, my specialists told me I need to find highly specialized experts because they have done everything they could and it won't go into remission or anything.
>>727220593It is a 1600lb obligate carnivore apex predator that whose diet is heavily weighed by deliciously squealing mammals, and will use it's uniquely (among bears at least) long and sharp claws to nearly fully exsanguinate your flesh in the quick but horrific process of mutilating and mauling you, as it drags you screaming to death.
I hope I get approved for MAID in Canada for mental illness.If you don't peacefully die, then you are forced to reincarnate to further feed the Demiurge. And, currently, the odds of reincarnating as a disgusting pajeet or nigger are terrifyingly high.Remember; no matter what, if you suicide it has to be painless and non-traumatic. A final piece of wizard advice...Do not go into the light, but step not backwards into the darkness. Instead, embrace the final terror and let your soul become the smoke of the universe, away from this Earthly prisons magnetic field.
>>727191553Most people throughout human history had to do some kind of bullshit to survive. It was about survival which is doing something. It's a relatively new invention that half your population comprising several hundred million people can just lollygag about doing nothing of consequence and just exist and be fine.
>>727187212I'm 33 and have done nothing with my life.
>>727220842No it won't. I've done nothing with my life and I'm certainly not going to start doing the things that would put me in physical proximity of a polar bear.
>>727215326To be fair scanners are horribly designed. A while back I was helping my parents set up a new they bought and it was like pulling teeth. And troubleshooting those things is a mess.
Does trying to be a drawfag count as doing anything with your life?
>>727219924Nah, you're mythicizing sex a little too muchMy first time was with a hooker and it's a good memory, I was sixteen, just got a paycheck from my summer job and wanted to see what all the fuss was about, had to do a lot of research to find any prostitutes in my area, steal a car from my parents and get it back so they wouldn't notice, cover my absence at school, it was a fun little black operation and the girl not only turned out to be pretty attractive but also put a lot of effort into coaching me about how things should be done and made sure I wasn't stressed outSure, a lot of it was pure dumb luck and there was a thousand things that could've gone terribly wrong along the way but at least I have a fun memory
>>727220764Jesus fucking christ that's horrifying
>>727208404You should contact your college's career engagement platform.
>>727203847Yeah I'm 30, just trying to change now (particular circumstances made it possible only recently), this is my biggest fear. Deep down Im aware im past it, but if I don't keep hope alive I might as well cease to exist.
>>727221371The worst part is the inflammation that seems to be in the tissue of my brain that feels like it's hollowing out my soul, when I take prednisone I start to feel things normal humans feel again and it was extremely emotional when I found out prednisone did this for me and I was able to feel these things again. Now I would rather die than stop taking it, even though it's going to start giving me ulcers and fucking up my bone growth, haven't even read too far into the specifics of what it's going to do to me as I have no choice.
>>727221360Are you any good or will you forever draw hands and apples?
>>727221360better than half the people itt
>>727219869That's not even particularly young
>>7272219074 years bachelors2 years mastersanother 4 years of PhdYou'd have to start around 17 which is pretty early
>>727221640I managed to get quite decent on a good day when I put in much effort into it. But most of the time I doodle and try to be quick to fulfill anons wishes It can be hit or miss.>>727221651Thanks. After 3 years when I started to get the hang of it I must say, finishing a new best drawing feels kinda fulfilling in away. I love videogames and play them everyday but they never made me feel that
>>727222028masters folds into the phd in most plans PhD out the gate of a BS degree is usually 4-6 years, with a masters you're looking at 3.
>>727221297I am one of the watchers in charge of manipulating this thread of time, and through a consort with a coven of witches, I guaranteed that, through some manner of cosmic circumstance, you will in fact meet your eventual demise at the teeth and claws (and gastrointestinal tract) of a very hungry, very horny polar bear.
>>727187212>tfw ill be 28 in two months
>>727212553I used to think this too, but I realized happiness just manifests in different ways once men become adults.It's more of a "content" feeling.>>727215168it feels good to trauma dump a stranger sometimes. I went to one session and immediately felt a small weight lifted from my chest.of course, it's not like anything actually changes unless you want it to. men have to create their own happiness.
For all the anons in this demoralization thread who feel kinship with the guy who did nothing, get out of this thread, do anything else which is meaningful for you. Dont ever be lazy and yet don't expect anything much from anything. Life will get better if you realize it's all just an illusion and yet do things without desire.
>>727222523No too busy gaming might fuck with blender later tonight though
>>727222159>even all powerful entities from beyond time and space are loser fags who lurk 4chan all daygrim.
>>727187779Why does nobody ever mention that Gordon has a son in Half-Life 1?
>>727222058It's a beautiful hobby. If you're already at the level that you take request for anons then hats off to you. I've been drawing for 3 years as well but I'm nowhere near the level I'd feel comfortable showing it to anybody
>>727221620I wish you all the best anon, I really really do.
>>727222813I just want to prove exactly what happened to me and I want everyone to know how and why it happened in a way nobody can deny, somehow. I can't die quietly, I loved my life, I had just learned how to be happy and not to suffer constantly mentally.
>>727222654>Why does nobody ever mention that Gordon has a son in Half-Life 1?Someone could have made a fan spin-off game featuring Godron's son: Gary Freeman.
>>727222654>mentioning a son when you have a shot at blasian pussy thats throwing herself at youno, man!!
>>727222153no it doesn't, lmao>t. phd in production engineering
>>727222653There is no such thing as a day, fleshy whelp.
>>727187164Some zoomers are at that age, and some even older. Feel old yet Millennials? Need to face reality that it's not 2016 anymore. It's 2025.
