how do I fit my battle station in here
>>727533058sideways
Well, first, you start with some galvanized square steel....
Switchads win again, we can easily fit into the cuck corner and still game.
bysqueezingyourselflikethis
They couldn't have extended the stairs to the wall?
>>727533058is that the only space your wife let you have?
>>727533256judging from the flooring. I shouldn't expect much from new flyover housing
>>727533058You guys don't have a painting nook in your house for your spare paintings you bought at auction? Let me guess you are still trying to fill the walls?
>>727533338Shouldn't you be getting stabbed by a fent addict right now?
>>727533256The architect had a similar cuck crevice in his house, dedicated to storing dragon dildos, and thought it was more important to preserve that space than having ample stairs.
>>727533058I think than you can play with your steam deck there
>>727533058tak the stairs out, put in a ladder. easy more room.
>>727533058Stick the pc in the back, set up 2 mirrors facing diagonally up and point the second one towards the monitor. Lay on the floor and look at the mirror to play games. Retard.
>>727533058It's not great but you can still store stuff there. Brooms, vacuums
vr headset + hammock
>>727533197I'm already making the video, saar.
>>727533538enjoy your mirror lag
>>727533058Cram
>>727533642Mirrors are capped at 60fps, it’s fine
>>727533343>Let me guess you are still trying to fill the walls?Been living on my own for more than a year now and my pc room still looks like pic related
>>727533219fpbp
>>727533058My bathroom has a useless crevice like this but not as deep, I filled it in with a greek statue & pedestal.
>>727533338>>727533413I fucking live for the clashes I come across on this website lmao
>>727533821You'll never squeeze in there by being all uppercase anon!
>>727533823Thats fine, see how there is no painting nook because its a generic gaming den? I'm talking about for your museum wing not your gaming house.
>>727533219BASED
>>727533338your exposed radiator is leaking again, Hernandez
>>727533058Serpentization
I wanna throw a bunch of pillows and blankies in there and have a cozy sleep :3
>>727533058Verticle stack of latrines for the indoor fish farm. Like a server stack but porcelain and carp.
>>727533058You're a VR chad now, congrats.
>>727533821based>>727533934cringe
anyone that calls videogames "battle stations" are losers by default
>>727533945>gaming houseIt's a gaming shelter. That way no sun light shall ever tarnish my gaming session and I don't have to stop playing in case the World comes to an end.
>>727533058Sweet gamer room, bro. The old ball and chain won't let me have one.
>>727533058you make a small elevator here, it goes to the secret bat cave in the basement, there you can play vidya and make plans to take back the house from the hag that got you into this
>>727534106Why wouldn't this work in real life?
>>727533821Posting fun shit just for the sake of having fun is the opposite of reddit you braindead nigger
>>727533219Soulful reply
>>727533058Looks like a place to store a bike.
>>727534139so you are a virgin, never kissed a woman, play gaymes 24/7, watch porn all day, and yourer not a loser?Chop your dick in this precise instant.
>>727533973I can hear your hallway chirping from over here, DeShawn
>>727534193You hide the bat cave switch inside a shakespeare statue, philistine. Just put an end table at the end to house it.
>>727534309You will never fit in anywhere
MY cat would have enjoyed sitting there
>>727534234What are you gonna control it with?
>>727534243More like electric scoot
>>727534234People aren't improperly scaled PNGs and also need to move their arms for VR games.
>>727533058
>>727534234>Why wouldn't this work in real life?Because that's clearly an american stairwell and house meaning OP would be fat as fuck.
>>727534404Controller split in two? Like the VR handlebars or joycons, just with the standard controller layout? Surely someone makes a product like that?
>>727534309People like you are unironically why this website is going downhill. It's an ok thread that lets people express themselves in a somewhat fun way and all you can think about is trannys and reddit. You should be ashamed of yourself.
It's like the thin chinese apartments where the toilet is split in half between two apartments and the TV is sideways.Also your thread is stupid.
>>727534250Lmao, did your wife let you type that?Fucking pussy whipped divorce rape victim in waiting... Enjoy suck starting a shotgun before the pigs try to abduct you for a few months of "fun times" with Tyrone, because you can't afford what the judge mandated you pay the whore ever month lol
>>727534528I don't see any holes in the walls, I doubt that's american
>>727534497>and also need to move their arms for VR games.No you don't, I play lots of VR shit with a gamepad etc VR is basically just a monitor strapped to your head.
>>727533219
>>727534250>living like a king... LE BAD
>sliding shelf>attach the monitor and computer on it>pull it out and block the stairway with a chair to enjoy your games
>>727534404xbawks controla
>>727534767>what if instead of putting all of this fragile shit on a static shelf literally anywhere else, we put it on a sliding fucking doorWho comes up with this shit?
>>727533219CRINGE
>>727533219@JEET_NATION CHECK OUT THIS GEMMY!!
>>727534250(Pcück)
>>727534235>le hecking FUNFuck off
And it was about $1 a night too, which means $30 a month which I'd do, it's weird they even offer TV.
>>727533058There is no real railing to grab onto wtf
>>727533219This might be the reply of all tine
rent it out
>>727533219kek
>>727533219Upboat to you my kind sir!
>>727535126Lol, denounce the talmud
>>727533058standing seat on one wall, wall-mounted screen on the opposite wall and you're set
>>727534767what goes on in the hidden room behind the shelf? Are windows common in hidden rooms? My hidden room is underground.
>>727535131https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk?si=pBvaxihnWKPUq7Kf
>>727533219Hearty chuckle.
>>727535458To be honest if I could do that for 1-2 hour cross state flights for WAY less money than a normal ticket I would.It already costs like $100 in gas to drive 12 hours at this point.
>>727534193What happens if you take the elevator back up, and lean your head a bit too far to the back or front?
>>727535562My hidden room is underground.
>>727533219Goddamn it this is why I can't leave this God forsaken place.
>>727533219OH MY 4CHANS PUT ME IN SCREENCAB XDD
>>727533058Perfect fit for a Gabecube
>>727533219threadover
>>727535658Yeah, I could see doing that for a short flight, but you bet they will sell 6 hour plus on these torture devices.
keep a pet
>>727535838My bigger concern is the dumb fucks would sell them at like 80% the cost of a normal seat>Hey its $300 for a ticket>Or $250 for a cuckchair ticketSo whats the fucking point?Its wild how dumb pricing has gotten. I used to take Amtrak to visit friends for a weekend, over the last few years it went from 10 bucks to 60 per way.The last time I said fuck it and bought one just to not deal with driving the train was borderline fucking empty. Whereas they used to nearly sell out.
>>727535658>way lesslol
>>727533821>Faced with what he knew was going to be a tidal wave of anons smirking, chuckling or even - moloch forbid - laughing, the predittor hissed and spat against the inundation of light-hearted enjoyment with cries of >>727535005 and >>727535050, but alas, his shrill shrieks of talmudic disapproval were met with only the guffaws of his most hated enemy - people that are not yet demoralized.HAW HAW. I hope that noise keeps you awake for the next year.
>>727533219That's the old 4chan I know
>>727534528You don't even own a home esl
>>727533219hehehaha
>>727533821>The demon slinks away.See you next time :)
>>727535562>My hidden room is underground.Let me guess. That's where you store these :>https://furryparty.shop/product/lingmo-studio-mew-masturbator-female-version/>https://furryparty.shop/product/palworld-chillet-masturbation-cup-pink/>https://furryparty.shop/product/lingmo-studio-glaceon-masturbator-canine-pussy/>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-sprigatito/>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-pokemon-eevee-series-vaporeon/>https://www.orzgk.com/product/spirit-demon-studio-palworld-chillet/
>>727533058How does stuff like this even happen? Lazy architects?
>>727536154Cringiest shit I've ever read
>>727533219goated reply
>>727533219This is going to get reposted on xitter by jeets who make money from regurgitating shitposts
>>727536518*sigh* let me guess, you need more?
As a kid I always liked little hidey spots so seeing it now associated with whipped fags who need to hide their hobbies for their wives sucks.
>>727536101Yea what really will happen>Sorry we stopped making planes with normal seats>Oh you want a normal seat, that will cost double now
>>727533821BTFOTFO
>>727535658Is 100 dollars a lot of money for you? I make that in 3 hours.
this place really just twitter thread reposts general?
>>727536805SHUT UP THIS IS HECKING 4CHAN AND BASED OKAY
>>727536805It's been like this for a fucking decade moron
>>727533823That room plus bathroom/shower is all the space I would realistically need to live alone
>>727533058troon. i can tell by how you circled it. what color you used. we can always tell.
>>727536731Who the fuck asked?
>>727536948>no kitchenGoblin mode
>>727536402not happening LMAO
>>727533058Done
>>727536717still here ;)
>>727533219TAKE MY REDDIT GOLD SIR
>>727533058Steam Cube
>>727533219Nice
>>727533219Xitter is gonna love this one!!!
>>727533219I smiled
>>727533058Where's Saddam Hussein?
>>727533058I'd put a sleeping bag in their with some warm blankets and play my 'eck. The extra protection and subtle squeeze would probably give me a good night's sleep.
>>727533058put in the cuck chair
>>727534497>>727534106>>727534657give him joycons
>>727533219Ah the ghost of 4chan's past. How I've missed you.
>>727538126Enjoy waking up with numb shoulder
>>727537210You can have a kitchen in the corner of that room. I'm talking strictly about the space, not what's in it
>>727533058just stand bros, soon airplane travel will fit in that space
>>727533219>oh my moot i gotta upvote this post with a reaction image!! put me in the screencap xddd!!I truly hate you trannies so fucking much
start getting into shmups
>>727533058t. manlytears
>>727533058I wonder what the rest of this stair area looks like because little spaces like this are usually incredibly easy to avoid if you just adjust some dimensions around. Usually shit like this only happens on accident because of an oversight in the floor plans.
>>727533219lmao
>>727533219based
>>727533058VR headset and standing.
>>727538405You're a newfag tourist that hates classic board culture. Kill yourself, painfully.
>>727538405Make it less obvious fellow shartyfag
remove that dumb wall
>>727533058It's impossible, you can't even fit into the space with just a laptop
>>727533219I'm just gonna enjoy this comment without invoking any theoretical consequences of the postit deserves some genuine in the moment love
>>727533058You don't. This is at best a mini utility closet where you can stuff some brooms and mops or whatever, maybe an ironing board or one of those folding stepstools if you're really cramped for space. Nothing else feasibly fits in that thing.
>>727540056make her thiccer and let her struggle with her big breasts and ass to fit in there
>>727533058Squeezing myself into an epic bread
>>727540056PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET STUCK GET STUCK GET STUCK
>>727540056I am now afraid of AI
>>727540056See. This is what AI is for.
>>727540056you are going to see people do hideous crimes irl and then blame AI its got that bad already
>>727533058Who needs games or women when you can have fun by yourself
works for me. but I'm not a fat american
>>727533256I'd use that spot to store brooms and mops, seems good for it
>>727533219heh
>>727540273Very well, sir
>>727533219Verygoodpost
>>727533058an extremely thin monitor tilted sideways to fit
>>727541082Which AI are you using for these?
You need expand your world view OP
>>727541168wan
>>727538405>WTF IS THAT A POST THAT'S NOT SPERGING ABOUT POLITICS OR TALKING ABOUT HOW HARD X CHARACTER IS MAKING THEIR PENIS AND HOW THEY'RE EJACULATINNG WITH OTHER STRANGER MEN!? AIIIIIEEEEE SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING!!!
Some kind of thin sliding shelving unit, like those cheap cube shelves you can buy at walmart but with rollers mounted on the bottom. Store the pc in the shelves and a small fold out table for the keyboard and this would almost work, only you're going to be blocking the stairwell with your fat ass. That space is seriously worthless, even as storage you're only getting one dinky little shelf unless you start jerry rigging stuff like my pc suggestion.
>>727535228I read somewhere that that's supposed to be onomatopoeic for a scraping sound, but of course I can only naturally interpret it as HURR DURR noises.
>>727533219IwouldkneelifIcould
>>727533219le epic thread for your 4chan twitter account
>>727533219long post is long
>>727541796hurr durr noises made the image a lot funnier
>>727533219>all those replies talking about reddit and twitterkek good one anon you rustled the jeets
>>727533219Truly based, would be even better if you somehow had the narrow text on the top spaced to the right slightly and the bottom left aligned spilling out like it does in the OP.
>>727533058Fit a spooky skeleton nstead.
>>727533219epic win! here's your (you) my good sir!
>>727533219I can't believe we got a good post.
>>727533058>game has weird floor plans
>>727533058Make the handrail into a floating one to get some extra space and then claim some of that wall space to the right, it's probably empty inside and not load bearing. Just enough space for a little cuck lair
>>727533219based! put me in the screencap!
>>727541082Would.
>>727533219LOL
Like this
>>727542149First floor looks fine but that second floor is all kinds of retarded
>>727540056>not even remotely 2DAbsolutely disgusting.
>>727533219HECKING POSITIVELY CHUNGUS POST MY FELLOW REDDITANON! EDIT: THANKS FOR THE 4CHAN PASS
>>727533934Julia...
>>727541082fuck that's hot
>>727536518putty nutty apartment.
>>727542149>>727542497>kids have to run through the master bedroom>parent's bed is right therekek
>>727533058OH FUCK- LOOK OUT!
If you don't mind playing while looking to the side, then it's easy to solve.
>>727533219Golden
>>727533219trans herei love this post
>>727542149I swear japanese housing is some of the stupidest shit I've seen. YT has been recommending me Fang Tokyo which showcases japanese "rooms" and it just baffles me the amount of wasted space they have and the tiny rooms they promote, let alone the fact that they're always need to have the toilet and the bathroom in completely opposite sides of the house.
>>727536518This is my home...it was made for me!
>>727540962>hmmm my kind of desk
>>727533219>Manga fanTL typesetting be like
>>727536518
>>727542149Whatthe fuck is going on with the second floor?
>>727542149>Wake up>Have to take a shit>Time to stumble down the stairs into the fucking kitchen cause the only other toilet is attached to the kids room and doesn't open to the hallway
>>727542149Is this that apartment designed to kill people?
>>727533219wow it actually works
>>727536518I'd feel like a rat in a trap
>>727543249yes
>>727533219Good one
>>727533218>implying a tendie can squeeze his body into that gap
>>727542149Fixed the second floor
>>727540056fuck I love AI
>>727535131What's he watching on the sideways TV?
>>727543637How do you attach the screen to the ceiling?
>>727535658It's only cheaper until it becomes common, then suddenly it'll be at least as expensive as it was before.
>>727543789nails
>>727536043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afwd1UxFVuI
>>727535658A ~3hr flight is like $140 I don't think they can go much cheaper even if they jew you out of 3 inches of legroom
>>727533219hahaIhaveanerection
>>727533219Amazing
>>727544228Let me fix that for youhahaIhaveanerection
>>727541082bros she's perfect...
>>727533219KEKYPOW
>>727542149I tried.The first floor does have a lot of weird aspects as well, like the window to the bedroom, the secret kitchen space and the storage that's only accessible through the garage. Also I guess the people there don't watch tv or use a computer.>>727543470The fact that the kid's room does not have any windows requires some drastic change in my opinion, but yours is certainly the easier one.
>>727533219Cute post
>>727533058By not being fat.
>>727535658It will be filled to the brim with niggers. Just look at Carnival.
>>727538352This looks like torture.
>>727533219This is Reddit.
>>727535564jej
>>727533219Take my heckin' updoots kind stranger!
>>727541082
>>727533219LMAO
>>727533219Put me in the ScReEnCaP
>>727543249>>727543440qrd?
>>727533058Why are Americans so retarded when it comes to utilizing space/designing homes?
>>727544454why are you wearing clown shoes?
>>727533058Why not just extend the stairs? Seems like a waste of space.
>>727533058Ok but how about here?any ideas?
>>727533058Remove the case and use your compuer caseless. You can mount each part on the wall.
>>727538126jokes aside, this could work if you have a pc from a shelf above, and a thin 1x2 monitor
>>727538274believe me, you dont want to cook where you live and sleep.
>>727546296The stairs clearly keep going up to the right so you would have to move those steps at least one step further to the right which you might not have space for on the second floor. The best use for that space would probably be some type of storage for small shit like batteries or medical stuff or for long things like brooms
>>727547229Why not?
>>727533219You can tell which people misunderstand what 4chan is about by how vitriolic and petty they are when replying to this post
>>727547229Wrong. Especially if you are poor you want that heat where you are.
>>727542785lmao
>>727533219Lmao
>>727536518that sideways tv lmao.
>>727536518Something something Manlytears.
>>727533219>>727543278lmao
>>727533219Ebin
>>727533058the cuck corridor
>>727547716underrated post
>>727545742The sauce is Hen na Ie (The Strange House). Better read it yourself, or it ruins the ride.
>>727547716correctly rated post
>>727547353everything smells like food. your bed, your walls, the clothes, everything.
the simp sliver
>>727533219Holy fuck include me in the screencap
>>727533219AWSOME
>>727533058like this
>>727533256They could, but where would OP put his computer then?
>>727533219jej
>>727548146Is that supposed to be a negative?
>>727533219>t. L.A.M.A.J
>>727536402>See you next time :)why the c'uck smiley? still seething? lmfao>>727536717nope, try again
>>727540962how fucking thin are you? Are you a skeleton?
>>727533219KEK
ebin trans thread my sisters, i feel valid here
>>727551172You're behind the meta. Transposting is so last year, it's all about "saar" now.
>>727551404i'm sorry, transaar
>>727533058I made a fake wall for mine and use it to hide my money. I don't use banks.
>>727533058Like this op
>>727547716Kek
>>727533331Valiant effort to troll, but where your post lacked oomph was that you didn't push the cuck angle hard enough. So no replies for you, womp womp. Next time, try something like "Is that the only space your wife's boyfriend let you have?"
>>727551665>womp wompwhat a fucking faggot postfrom which twitter page did you come from?
>>727533219every now and then, /v/ makes a great post
>>727535658>$100 bucks to fly from Virginia to FranceI'd be down with that.
>>727536421I've bought 5 out of 6 of these.I just can't to Mew since it's based on a fetus.
>>727540831I've already seen skater friends use it to fake tricks in their edits. Shits getting interesting.
>>727533219>reddit spacing
>>727533219You sir, have won the internetz.
>>727533823Women see a clean house and get upset because now they have no purpose.
>>727551753Uh, X (do not dead name) is owned by the chuds now. We won.
>>727552154Put me in the cuck hallway
>>727552154the reddit corner
>>727533219nice one
>>727533219Ok
>>727541082Oh she fits me perfectly
>>727533219this is a post I will see in the future xD
>>727533219Whimsical ass reply
good morning sirs i make funny video :)
best thread of the year at the eleventh hour
>>727533219I like how the first few assmad bitter replies to this post were either deleted or got drowned out by all the other (you)s having a good time, It's like the edgy teenagers that make up the majority of nu-/v/ realised they weren't in good company and fucked off
>>727535658This would not be an issue had the US not been cucked by Ford and investing in trains like Japan and Yurop, you'd ride a comfy train with plenty of space, vending machines with stations at the center of cities instead of having to go to the outskirts, also, airlines would need to compete with this shit.
>>727533219here's a (you), im closing the thread
>>727533219SOVL
>>727543470Just shift the bedrooms around and minimize hallway space. You can make the master bedroom bigger, and improve both bathrooms. I won't pretend to understand why japs need to dedicate a whole room for taking baths, but you can still keep the bath. I opted to put the bath in between the bedrooms so that way lil takeshi can't hear his mom cheating on his dad. Gave up on the bottom floor, shit is just fucked.
