>I have a very special announcement to share with you. This year, the stars aligned for some very magical things to happen at our anniversary show. Things that might not have ever seen the possibility. If you truly love video games like I do, this moment is for all of us.What game tomorrow, /v/?
Bloodborne 2, exclusive to PS5 Pro
>>728064954Femboy House 2
Peggle 3!
Meet n Fuck Kingdom: Remastered
>>728065171>Fuck Thee!!
>>728064954Concord 2
>>728065171too bad popcap is a dogshit dev team now that has to restart production on pvz3 3 times now because they cannot figure out how to make a basic tower defense game that old devs made 20 years ago
>>Geoff takes the stage>"Now for our final announcement" *crowd claps* "I know there has been a lot of rumors and speculation about the Monolith -" *crowd erupts into cheers* - "And now it's time for a world reveal trailer">"Almost 20 years ago this game lit the gaming world on fire, and ever since the fans have been BEGGING for a return">*Geoff starts tearing up* "I am so proud to be able to share this with you all... after almost 20 years of waiting... *Geoff chokes up, unable to finish his speech*
>>728064954>here is elden ring 2>the entire audience fall to their knees in shambles because another fucking terrible game by FROM is being released and you can't criticize the 4/10 game because you, apparently, didn't "git gud" even though you beat the game and didn't have a fucking ounce of fun
Reminder Dorito Pope is a nepo baby
>>728064954Geno in Smash Ultimate Deluxe. It has to happen.
>>728065594Why does he almost start crying when he's about to reveal a Japanese game?
>>728065674my parents weren't rich, but I am, so if I have a kid is that kid not allowed to be rich?
>>728064954I hate this man
Same goddamn jokes, every fucking year
>>728065648you used summons didnt you, squidward?
>>728065879See>even though you beat the game and didn't have a fucking ounce of funSpeaks for itself, where do you draw the line?>if you upgraded a weaponyou didnt beat the game>if you leveled upyou didnt beat the game>if you used a discovered weaponyou didnt beat the game>if you used runesyou didnt beat the gameInsufferable faggotry is what these games created.
>>728065587>Pvz3Is that a thing? Like, has that even been worked on to begin with?
>>728065698Shiggy is going on stage and honor killing Geoff before that ever happens
>HiFi rush went on sale for the first time in almost a yearCould it be...?I'm just playing it's fucking Krafton I'm going to kill myself
>>728065879You didn't beat the game, either.
>>728064954another soulsborne rollslop
Legend of Dragoon RemakeJak 4Legacy of Kain Defiance SequelCastlevania 1999
>>728065746Thats not what nepotism is, anon.
>>728064954>the world premier of Epstein filesHow would /v/ react?
>>728066079yes its gone through like 3 different alpha stages where they soon get scrapped and they start again. theyre mobile games and they keep changing the artstyle for the worse with each retry. i think the most recent one they tried doing it so you hold your phone vertically, which is stupid for obvious reasons. afaik its one of those cases where the old dev have almost all fully left and now its new guys that cant do jack shit and just siphon money off of ea and they recently did that shitty pvz remaster that upscaled with ai (even tho the original artist said he was happy to come back and redo everything) and faked sketch art with printed on coffee stains and scummy shit like that
>>728066327>Castlevania 1999Please god no, let that one live in my head forever for they will never be able to do it justice
>>728066025sounds like someones mad they stood back and let their summons have all the fun for them
>>728065171Why do people always post this pic in response to Geoff? I missed it.
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>>728064954Peter Molyneux walks on stage and the audience immediately loses $20 each.
I'd like to see a new assassins creed
>>728064954Honestly the absolute shitshow events like the VGAs cause on here makes it worth it, even if for multiple years in a row the announcements to come out of it suck ass. The laughs you can have from this board are priceless.
Can't wait for all the gates to appear around the world and the demons to come pouring out.
>>728066941will this be how they announce half life 3?
>>728065720he has good taste.
>>728066815>2021holy fuck I thought this was 2024, shit has been bad this long?
>>728064954Little Big Planet 3 or 4 or whatever
>>728067064What game is that? Some kids Muppet thing?
>>728067064Quit being a drama queen, games are a luxury
>>728067120kinda old pbs kids show, i remember i used to watch it around kindergarten age
>>728066842Faggot.
>>728066941>viral marketing for the next doom
Konami E3 2010 Conference 2
>>728067064>shit has been bad this long?Yeah, it's been bad for a while.
>>728064954>I'm so proud to announce, Kuru Kuru Maru Maru PS5 port!>Have a nice night everybody!
So no one ACTUALLY thinks HL3 will be announced tomorrow, right?
>>728067120sid the science kid. zoomer pbs kids show
>>728067603Soul art. God I miss Hudson Soft so bad. FUCK Kojima for fucking killing Hudson Soft with his faggoty Hollywood spending.
>>728065648>another fucking terrible game by FROMit'll win GOTY whatever year it comes out, stay mad fag
>>728067064Dorito Pope has been a shill sellout hack since it's inception, anon. The Gay Awards have never been good and they are NOT the official metric for game awards.
>>728064954Ricochet TWOOOOOOOOOO
>>728064954AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF OUR CO-HOST!
>>728067603so their heads are round and they come in the car
>>728065648>you beat the game and didn't have a fucking ounce of funcompletely insane to me that you retards will claim to persist for dozens upon dozens of hours in a game you aren't enjoying at all. and for what, so you can cry in a 4chan thread? get real lmao
>>728066815I bet this is making fun of DokeV
>>728064954tes6
>>728064954you just know they had it all prepared to give GOTY to Concord, fuck this shitty award
>>728067561Are there any games left in development like this? I feel like the last one was Hellblade 2 where we'd get a bit of overly cinematic "gameplay" every year and then it finally released and flopped. I can't think of any cinematic AAA slop in development right now that we saw last year and will probably see this year.
>>728067795The threads that made all these edits were fucking comedy gold.
>I have a very special announcement to share with you. This year, one of the most anticipated sequels of all time is going to be announced. It may have taken HALF a LIFE to be revealed, but with the COMBINED effort of the developer team, it has finished. I am honoured to announce the THIRD entry in one of the most beloved franchises by one of the greatest developers of all time, Garfield Kart 3.
>>728067994They're disgusting but the one where the guy runs up from the audience and starts licking her armpit did make me burst out laughing
>>728067980RE9 current marketing is still like that.
A sequel to "Kid Icarus: Uprising" directed by Masahiro Sakurai is now in active development.
anyone got a bingo card for tomorrow?
>>728066646>faked sketch art with printed on coffee stainsLmao tell me you got a link
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>>728068193Kid Icarus Uprising was never good.idk why people shill a fucking house of the dead clone but Kid Icarus themed.
>>728068404https://x.com/Hey1mJay/status/1979039965796266047
>>728065648If people want to escape the "git gud" then stop being a whiny fuck who loses to a boss like five times and heads off to the internet to decry all Souls games forever and throws a tantrum about them being popular and beloved. If you have legit criticisms like the people who actually finish the games have then fine, but "ARRRGH IT'S DIFFICULT SO UNFAIR" whining is never going to change anyone's mind.
how fucking big and out of place will his shoes be this year.
>>728064954why is this shit shilled here so much?it has to be payed right?
>>728068672>the only possible reason for someone to not worship rollslop is because they think that it's too hard>there is NO OTHER reasonwhy are fromdrones like this?
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>>728064954I hate this smarmy fuck like you wouldn't believe, stop turning Vidya into your retarded version of The Bachelor.
>>728068404not only do the original artists themselves say they didnt make this, but when the game was released, the disco zombie looked like michael jackson, but when the jackson estate contacted them to change it, they quickly changed it to a generic disco guy, so there literally cannot be concept art outside of maybe a very rough sketch just to get a general idea, not a picture of the zombies face with other zombies n plants with a convenient coffee stain so you KNOW its real and definitely not ai or drawn by some nu-popcap intern
>>728064954death stranding 3
>>728065879Got 'im
>>728068834look real to me
ps6 announcement
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>>728064954>me and the boys start laughing>suddenly >A Möbius Digital game>mfw
>>728064954Xenogears Remaster
>>728067795>>728068531Amazing.
>>728069642>not GOD HANDS
>>728064954WORLD PREMIERE: QUEST 64 REMASTERED
>>728065171Fuck I was going to say that too
Still waiting on THIS Capcom!
>it's another 5 minute sizzle real of "cozy" indie games 2 people are going to buy
theme for tomorrow when E33 wins GOTYhttps://youtu.be/IunbXWab1_Y?si=cirYs_Y3OUULSaSi
Can't wait to witness E33 gobble up some awards
>>728071359>some
>>728064954Unteralterbach 2
>>728071359It's going to sweep and the seething will be fantastic
>mysterious statue leaked to be Divinity>RE9 Leon leaked on the Playstation StoreOof, poor Geoffy
>>728071621it's over
>>728071621What's the big deal about Leon being in this resident evil? I'm way out of the loop regarding the story
HIDEO KOJIMA 2!
>>728071268>>728071359It's not winning lol
>>728071621Don't forget, the most important announcement of all, Valve launching a rocket in time for Half-Life 3's reveal
E33 has like 20 nominations, let's say it wins 19 of them but not game of the year. How could this happen? That's the kind of scenario some are proposing. It makes no sense that the game of the year doesn't win all the nominations it's on in the first place. How does the most excellent game of the year loses in any aspect to any other game?
>>728071868yeah you all said that about golden joysticks too lmao
>>728071819>What's the big deal about Leon being in this resident evil? I'm way out of the loop regarding the storyThe whole marketing for RE9 has been very minimal and mysterious so it was pretty obvious they were hiding a big reveal
>>728071947A game can be better than the sum of its parts making it GOTY, while at the same time being objectively worse than other games at specific things like graphics or musicThat's in theory, in practice TGA is just paid advertisement and journalist dick sucking so a single game can't win all awards (even if it would deserve it), you want to play nice with all AAA publishers
>>728064954ASTROBOT 2
>>728065648>anon claims that Fromsoft games are of poor qualityI agree, but not to that extent. Fromsoft is kusoge, an extremely shitty game you can have fun in.>Can't criticize without "get good" fags storming you>instantly swarmed by several "git good" fags and their usual strawman bullshitLike clockworkIt has gotten especially bad with the average faggot playing ER as their first souls game
>>728071947its pretty obvious E33 is gonna win GOTY, but usually they barely every pick what most think is gonna win the smaller awards unless an overwhelming majority of people agree that it deserves the win on that specific award
>>728065648lmfao rent free
>>728064954more fromslop it's real obvious
