Why did they make K. Rool so hot?
>>728577432I look like this
my question is why did they give him a tail, he's never had one before
stealth belly thread
>>728577432he's not but okay i wont judge your kinks
>>728577432All men should have a belly to either actively or passively show off.
god i wish i was fat
>>728578131You can see his tail when he is escaping in DKC2
Good thing bluesky trannies are filtered out of this game being too broke to afford the $520 it costs to play it
If K. Rool comes to MKW or any other game I will buy shitch 2 literally just for him
>>728580956didnt they say MKW wasnt getting any updates
>>728581287Didn't hear anything about that
I think Rotor the Walrus, K. Rool, Dedede and Bowser ought all do themselves a huge sloppy belly fuck orgy. This is video games btw.
>>728577432He's always been like that, you just learned to appreciate a dominating male physique.
>>728581287You're thinking of Kirby Air Riders.
>>728577432Explain your mental illness
>>728583916>wants a fat boyfriend>isn’t willing to get fat himself
>>728588903>Fat boyfriend keeps skinny boyfriend warm>Skinny boyfriend reaches places fat boyfriend can'tIt's the perfect pairing
>>728588903I'm content with who am I, twinky and skinny, and it suits best my subby neuroplasticity self anyhow. I most like feeling pretty fragile and vulnerable at the hands of a almighty supreme brute caressing me, loving me for who am I (and vice-versa).
>>728577432this shit is so ass
>>728588594Of all the videogame devs out there for some reason it's Rare who managed to break though some kind of autism design boundary and warped the minds of many misfortunate gamers. Probably because they were appeasing Nintendo and their wants.
>>>/trash/>>>/lgbt/
>>728577432>Why did they make K Rool so hot?Rare made him fat and muscular, Bananza gave him his muscle tone back, barafags came flying in like fruitflies to bananas. It's weird, I've always been very fond of K Rool, and bellies too, but never for him specifically. Not once have I ever been horny for K Rool, not even genderbends, he just exists outside the real of sexuality for me. He's always been the schemer who never quits, cunning, ruthless, but more than a mere brute. Like I respect him as a character. I respect his unapologetic pro-tier hater and do whatever the fuck I feel like on a whim lifestyle. Might be more that I want to be him than to be beneath him, I would never sub to a man.
>>728597727>Might be more that I want to be himHot, and you're big yourself?
>>728597960Sadly, no, I'm naturally built a bit haughtier than average for my height, but I'm not fat, tall, nor buff. Kinda wish I was though, if you look into how bodybuilders who exercise for strength over aesthetic that is unironically how they look. K Rool has the actual peak male physique. I wonder if it's like a mirror image thing, I'm kinda small but I wanna be like this unhinged, powerful monster.
>>728597727i think others gays have shit taste because this thing is simply not attractive
>>728598235And what's attractive to you then?
>Nintendo pretended K. Rool didn't exist for eight whole years until Smash Ult>and it took seven more years for him to show up in a mainline game
he's hot too
>>728598682Why is he stinky tho?
>>728598834That's just his, er... aura.
>>728598192That's still really hot. I really like how you wanna be big and brute and that inspires you. And you wanna fuck rough cuties, girls and boys included?
>>728598235I think gay attraction generally works along a psychological dichotomy, like if you are more effete in the noggin you're going to be into someone like K Rool because he's big and dominating. Unless you just prefer your characters less looney tunes in apperance. I like both sexes but I lived most my life straight so I like in guys what I like in girls. >>728598461It's crazy to think they genuinely considered him no more significant than Wart or Tatanga. I wonder if anyone would be sick of him if he showed up again, begging for DK to get more original villains. Though, maybe we'd have more spinoffs too, so there would be room for some like with the Mario & Luigi games. Part of why I was just a smidge disappointed that he and Void Kong didn't really interact.>>728598952>And you wanna fuck rough cuties, girls and boys included?You could say that.
>>728599002>You could say that.Holy hot. You got somewhere else we can talk more? I have e-mail, so you can shoot your contacts into it safely. I'm a cutie boy.
>>728599175Ah, that's flattering anon, but you really shouldn't share that kind of thing on 4chan. I wish you the best though in your love life. I'm sorry if this makes you sad, don't be sad anon
>>728599317Awww. It's okay, I'm not sad. Thanks. I can put here my e-mail instead and you just send it yourself, I'm okay sharing it on 4chinz, don't really care. I would love if you still could shoot a mail to me if I left it here myself. I get it if you don't wanna at all talk close, though, I understand. Thanks for the wishes, I hope so...
cute gays on this thread
>>728602130i wish i had a cute gay boy to play vidya with and kiss my hairy cock
>>728602501you're mei got a hairy one too
>>728578131He's a fucking alligator my guy
>>728599002makes sensei'm not into being dominated so if i like a chubby guy he has to be chill, or a little weakpowerbottoms are hot sometimes
>>728578131He's always had one.
>>728602648seems a lot of cuteboys only want other cuteboyssad
>>728606094you got to get used to somewhat ugly guys that shave their privates
>>728577432IT'S HIM!
>>728606227 tragically accurate. the hairless goblins always come outta nowhere thinking they're doing you a favor. sometimes i feel like the last bastion of decency just wanting a dude with decent stubble and hairy thighs who doesn’t look like an overboiled hot dog.
