How to create a female character that /v/ would thirst over?
Right here.
In the words of a great man:Anyone who tries to pander to /v/ is a retard.Now please, continue.
>>728978002>conventionally feminine>conventionally attractive>memorable personality>design that stands out in some way>actually put effort into writing her>anthropomorphic or some other flavor of exotic
>>728978002Two routesSmall and innocent or thick and imposing/domineering
>>728978002Just fucking rape her, /v/ loves used goods
>>728978002>appeals to zoophilic, oikophobic gooners who need to imagine animal features on human bodies to get any kind of stimulationRobert's target audience, in other words.
>>728978002i seen some deers driving through the snowy fields to visit family today
>>728978421Why
Is a fairy
>>728978675This is a video game though?
>>728978002Doe status?
>>728978002We're all AGP sissies here so just make literally me but as a girl.
>>728978002like this
sexoooo
>>728978002Just put a cute face on it
>>728980351>We're all AGP sissies hereSadly, there are enough capitulators willing to remain silent and let you believe that's the case.
>>728980351But I'm not AGP?I'm a chaser.
>>728980493Careful, Robert might see this and make a lengthy post denouncing it...
>>728980675See >>728980630
So how do you make a character that /v/ would be attracted to
>>728979542Board dynamics. The most obvious way to make a female character be liked by /v/ is to make her gacha coomslop, in which case she'll be spammed in porn threads forever.But that's a saturated market, and some more prudish anons don't like it. It's when pandering to those prudes that you need to think about alternative methods to make /v/ think of a woman's sexuality.And the thing that sticks easier on /v/ is edge. And what enables the most possible edgy humour that simultaneously also brings attention to a female character's sexuality?Having her get raped in canon.
>>728978002>Make her female>make her furrythat's it. She can even be ugly as shit, some portion of /v/ will be into that.
>>728981142Does it still count as used if (you)'re the one using her?
>>728980567I-is that a cheese grater...
>>728981227More so, in fact. Immersive rape simulators such as Deltarune are the most effective in attracting the attention of /v/.
>>728981383I'm arguing with your use of the term here, not whether or not /v/ likes Noelle.If I buy a new tv and I use it, that doesn't make it used goods. Used goods are things you get used. Sure its not new anymore, but I'm still the first and currently only owner.
>>728981059Historically, /v/ has liked characters that are young, pale skinned, have athletic thighs, and breasts of at least C cup.>Samus>2B>Lara Croft>Chun Li
>>728981543>have goods>use goods>they are now used goodsIt makes sense to me.
doe sex
>>728978002Made for human men
>>728978002Does Noelle like to play hard games that are outside of her skill level for masochistic reasons?
>>728981638the point of the classification is that they've had previous users before you. You can't buy a used device with no previous owners.
1. Make them like the playerthat's it
>>728980567>santa>"Gods"It's Christmas. She's Christian.
>>728978002Make them underage.
>>728982313no, but she does intentionally play like shit in competitive games so people will yell at her.
>>728980567>>728982873Both you and the image are wrong, she's a Runist who prays to The Angel. The Holidays celebrate Gyftmas, which is a monster tradition based on the story of people giving gifts to a reindeer monster.
>>728978002make her an anthopomorphic animal creture and give her nice boobs and/or thighs and make her cute and a little silly with cute details i made a character and showed it to my /v/ros and they liked it somewhat so i'm a professional on thiis subject
1. Anthro2. Be uniqueNobody on /v/ cared about Noelle before the weird route
>>728983330forgot to add that monsters mere co-opted Santa into the tradition of Gyftmas due to the holiday's similarity to Christmas.
>>728983493Nobody cared about her in chapter 1 because she was just shitty yuri bait in chapter 1
>>728983493I cared. She made me a furry back in 2018.
>>728983565I suppose it is theoretically possible, though unlikely, that Noelle wins someone over at the exact moment they discover the hotness of anthros.
>>728983632She was what showed me the hotness of anthros. She's incredibly cute, and was even back in 2018, and was exactly my type too. She's only gotten better with time, as while I've matured and gained more exotic tastes, she's developed as a character to reveal the more exotic side of her personality.Back in 2018, I was a teenager who liked nice, girl next door types. Now I'm an adult who likes cute looking degenerates.Though it might be because of Noelle that I developed these tastes.
fuck me eyesThat's allYou could photoshop some half closed eyes unto a fucking toaster and /v/ would have third degree burns on their dicks trying to fuck it
>>728983493trvke
>>728983493
>>728978002Give her cool knight armor
>>728978002not a furry but I would fuck the gay out of that deer
>>728984134also not gay but kris is way hotter as a girl
>>728978002strong, feminine, bratty, very well groomed and with a good fashion sense. wears bulky armor that hides all hints of feminine human body 95% of the time.
>>728984192Yes you are gay, and probably a tranny.
>>728984345"durrr ur gay for liking women"stfu nigger
>>728984408You're gay for wanting to make a boy into a woman
>>728984465erm acktually its never confirmed so kris could have the wettest pussy around
>>728978675meltdown
>>728984668Sans would have molested Kris if that were the case
>>728978002>How to create a female character that /v/ would thirst over?i've got you, bro/v/ lusts for nothing more than EYEBROWS
>>728978002Do whatever this is called
>>728983392May we see her?
>>728978002Give it a cock./thread
>>728985135>saving aliased art as a jpgdie
>>728985580> he doesn't understand mspaint-core
CHICKEN CHASAWHY YA CHASIN THEM CHICKENS
>>728978002Anyone have the image where Susie is beating up Noelle and Kris tags in to also beat her?
>>728978130I want to fuck Carol while Noelle watches
>>728978360bingochoose your side, or perish in mediocrity
>>728985923I want Carol to force me to have sex with Noelle
>>728986339I want to have have sex with Noelle with Carol's approval, get her pregnant out of wedlock, then get to live in her mcmansion rent free while the consequences of our life ruiningly bad decision is swept under the rug by Carol's money, and all we're left with is a happy family life supported by trust funds.
>>728983493Simple As
i want to breed noelle and kris
i want to bread noelle and kris
>>728986709>>728986779Kris is a boy
>>728986794>implying boys can't be bred
>>728986794kris is a GIRL in my game
>>728978002What if I want healing, not sex?
>>728978002/v/ will fuck anything except real women
CHEEZUS
>>728987054Have you met women?
>>728980567A choker and sex-themed matching t-shirts when out doing laundry?I don't know why she's blushing, she obviously is flaunting her sexuality.Also, adult braces when she doesn't currently have braces is weird.
>>728987054Yeah no shit. Men have been fantasizing about alternatives to the only real option we have for thousands of years.
>>728986794and?
>>728986794breed like you would breed cattle. He wants to produce a new breed of autistic scrimblo, and Kris and Noelle are the perfect stock from which to make it.
>>728983970gib fuckable toaster waifu
>>728987054real women will fuck anything except /v/
