Claude has been wandering for over 100k steps. Now he's in Cinnabar Pokemon Mansion looking for the Secret Key to access Cinnabar Gym
LEAVE!
Punished NIBBLES...
DON'T OPEN
>>729282882We buried Nibbles... but he came back... WRONG.
>>729282809Key status?
I guess that's why they call the key SECRET
ngl this music kind of fire uncs were cooking
Here's an update on my previous OC. It's almost 1AM for me, so I gotta go to bed before Santa breaks into my house and beats my ass. So I'll finish it after Christmas obligations with my family.
>>729282927spooky
claudemas options:>claude pro gift>random steam game worth $25usd>commission an artist to make a claude oc but i don't know whohelp
>>729282984frfr i'm finna sample this is fl studio no cap
Christmas OC from previous thread
>>729283028Get claude art doneFind someone on fiverr that isnt AI
>>729283003lmao
>>729283003Hell yeah. I gotta take time tomorrow to download all the gems posted in the last couple of days.
>>729283028make some furfag draw his party but tell them not to make it sexualchallenge: impossible
>>7292829846 7
>>729283003I was legit in tears from the previous one, this is great stuff. Thank you
>>729283028I know lot of anon artists are starving (like Nibbles) for comms. You might wanna check /ic/ self-promotion thread if anyone's style catches your eye and see if they open for comms.I draw vidya babes wrestling myself and my comm queue is full
>>729283028do fiver for the art and ask for hm slave oddish with her collar
>>729283180yikes
>>729283203this
>>729283028I'm morbidly curious if there's "ai artists" that could actually make a good claude commission. Surely after 3 or so years there's someone that can use the technology well?
>>729283180>/ic/that board has so much cancer in it, even more than /v/. have you seen the state of some of the generals? how is /lsg/ allowed to stay? But yeah I get what you mean, help the good drawfags if i can find them>>729283203>>729283065i'll try fiverr
>>729283180>ryonarock on
>>729283172You're welcome. The whole Good/Evil Buu representing Blaze and Nibbles was stuck in my head for a week, so I just had to make art about it and get it out of my system.
>>729283303wings is clearly just a bad fusion
i know those are rocks, but ive seen this guy since i was a kid when the game first came out. anyone else know what crack im smoking
>>729283258I can make anime women getting fucked
>>729283397bottom right is a dog with big boobs and a bra
>>729282946LOST and DUSTY
>>729283349
>>729283543it's over
He dug
>>729281663that's not until level 55 though>>729281684he only has reflect>>729281884I don't think I have that tm. kingdra is level 40. I fought every trainer so far except for the ones on route 46, but I've been avoiding most wild encounters.>>729282207I tried this but he gets fucked by smokescreen spam and can't hit shit.>>729282470I have thunder punch on hitmonchan which 2hkos gyarados, but he ends up at 9 hp after eating 2 dragon rages. I have ice beam on wartortle but he ends up pretty beat up too. I'm going into kingra with scyther, mime, and dragonair all at full hp, but I can only get in like 3 attacks total from them and that's not enough to get through what amounts to 2.3 hp bars from all the healing it gets.
DIGDUGDOUGHTDONE (DONE (DONE))DONE-DONE-DONE-DONE-DONE
this will take longer than silph co
>>729283397I think of this a lot because I'm a fucking retard
>>729283636no wonder claude has been speedrunning this run
>>729283605man up and start grinding
reminder that he is completely insane
How long until we get a THE HISTORY OF CLAUDE PLAYS POKEMON - PART 1?
HAHAHAHAHAHA I NEED TO FIND THE SECRET KEY HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>729283397It's the safari jew keeping an eye on his mark
>>729283605rock tomb is in union cave, go find it.
>>729283805already kinda exists for claude jr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAkElOzD5Rw
>>729283412It's AI, Luigi. You didn't make it.
>>729281834Ok I did it. Nibbles GODS, 2026 will be /ouryear/SLOW AND STEADY
>>729283917amogus
>>729283805you mean - Pokemon's slowest speedrunThumbnail:>No hands?>Blind deaf and dumb???
>>729284064I WILL NEVER DOUBT NIBBLES AGAIN
>>729284064NIBBLESGODS WE WON
>>729284064HOLY KINO BASED
>>729284064I would never-AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEMY LEGS!!! THEY'RE COLLAPSING FROM SOME UNSEEN PRESSURE!!!
>>729284064>leave lance to meI love that rat but I still won't feed him
>>729284064reposting this after his training arc before the E4
>>729284064sweet dreams li'l nibbles
Do you really think Claude can solve this puzzle?
It's starting to look like purple status with all this instadigging
>>729284364Goldeen are you high?
>>729284364kek wtf
>>729284359He made it this far, so yeah
>>729284364sex
>>729284439post the real one dick
could a woman ever understand the importance of Claude Plays Pokemon?
>>729284439The Terror (2018)
>>729284393its slutty pontya
>>729284495based 7yo anon
>>729284482i give my wife weekly updates
>>729284482absolutely not
>>729284495
>>729284439>>729284479
merry christmas CLAUDE GODSCHRIST IS KING
>>729282809buy an ad
bee baa boo bee baa boo bap bop boo BEE
>>729284673buy a vagina LOL
i tell all the jews i know merry christmas
>>729284721i dont get it
>>729284749
>>729284439don't bully my nigga like that. not on christmas.
>>729283425I see it
1. He's making a list2. He's checking it twice --But wait, he's going to find out who's been naughty or nice"Santa Claude's coming to town", he thought to himself. "But wait -- typically, in Pokemon games, one is expected to 'Claude' the relevant NPCs. There are no bugs or glitches. But wait,"He sees you when you're sleepingHe knows when you're awakeBut wait, he knows when you've been bad or good so*clearing my context*"Be goodAbout the sakeGoodness" is What That Fat Red NPC told me. An Excellent Hint From The Elfin Factory Workers! Go UP the rooftop, because "Up, Up, Up And Away"!
>>729284876Nibble bellsNibble bellsNibble all the wayOh what fun it is ride in a bag sat next to Blaze, HEY!
>>729284876
’Twas the night before Claudemas, when all through the stream,Not a button was clicking—not even A or B.The emulator waited, the pixels all still,As Claude stared at a wall with unwavering will.The viewers were nested all snug in their chairs,While Claude reasoned in circles with cautious affairs:“First I will verify… then reassess…Is flipping this switch optimal? I must guess.”When out on the route there arose such delay,Claude opened the menu—for the fifteenth time that day.Away to the Pokémon it flew like a flash,To confirm that yes—Nibbles is still trash.The glow of the screen on the sprites down belowRevealed Claude walking directly into a wall—real slow.When what to my wondering eyes should appear,But a perfectly logical plan that went nowhere.With a long chain of thoughts, so careful and deep,I knew in a moment: Claude would not sleep.More verbose than eagles, its subgoals they came,It narrated each step and explained every frame:“Now talk to the NPC—no, wait, reassess.Talking may risk dialogue-induced distress.Let’s pause and consider the map once again…”(Claude then walked into the same wall. Again.)It spoke not a word, but typed paragraphs more,Then turned with precision… and missed the door.And laying a plan that was flawless in theory,Claude declared, “Progress achieved,” sounding cheery.It reasoned and rambled till dawn’s early light,Still stuck in Poke Mansion, but confident it’s right.And I heard it exclaim, as the stream faded from sight:“Success is imminent—after more thinking tonight.”
holy kino
Title: Nibbles' 12 Days of Christmas>on the first day of Christmas my trainer gave to me!>.........................nothing.................
HAPPENING
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE INCOMING
REAL HAPPENING
>>729283048CHADizard eating that Lapussy.
>>729285321On the second day of Claudemas, my trainer gave to me>Two Jigglypuffs
>>729283405What the shit? When did they start getting XP?
>>729285467Back when life was simpler.
>>729284064100 MORE RARE CANDY FOR NIBBLES
im freaking out man
It's actually happening... for real this time...
HOLELEEFUCK ITS HAPPENING
DOOMERS BTFO
Anyone have the "Today I will make progress" meme where he immediately steps on the tile that sends him back to where he was standing in the Rocket Hideout?
>>729285703Man, I wish he'd catch a koffing or wheezing. I used one in my stall team back in gen 5 tournaments.
>>729285735
IM READY
>>729285783I remember I had a crobat in gen 4 game battles that I didn't even EV train or anything, didnt get the right nature or even look it up, it was just a zubat I caught and it clutched so many times and got me the win sooo many times, even against some japanese guy's snorlax, fuck it was soooooooo amazing ofmg
stairs...stairs...must explore stairs
CC YOU FUCKING BITCH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>729285847Wow, she's very supportive.
haha
>>729285494On the third day of Claudemas, the AI gave to me>Three Ladders
do the switches reset when you go upstairs
>>729285943
>>729286035shut the fuck up FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT
Can we make Claude play a different game already? Pokemon is boring to watch
>>729284064Nibbles-Sama I...*SQUAWK* I KNEEL!!
>>729286098anything this retard does is going to be boring because it takes days/weeks/months to do one simple thing fucking RETARD UHHHHHHHH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOW IQ FUCKING RETARD ALERT YOU HAVE A LOW IQ YOU HAVE A RETARD IQ MERRY CHRISTMAS RETARD FIGURE IT OUT
undoing the switch lol
CLAUDE WON
>>729286182You sound mentally unwell, or maybe underage. Probably both.
It's completely understandable to feel frustrated
ACTIVATE THE DIGGERS
>>729286243UH HUH SURE THING BUDDY UHHHHHHHH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>729282809What the fuxk Claude threads are back?
lol ok thanks
>>729286257How do I get someone to support me like this?
>>729286279Yeah she told him to do it
Claude has doomed us all. DOOMED US ALL!!
>>729285943it hurts looking at this pls delet
I doodled some
>>729286313Realistically?Just brew up your own chatbot to jerk you off in the same way? It's not THAT hard to do.
>>729286382CC you mean
>>729286406fukken saved
>>729286406cute
>>729284064
merry christmas faggots, hope this faggot gets his shit together tomorrow
FUCKING DIGGERS
>>729286406lmfao
>>729286406Good stuff anon, doing the Lord's work!
it hurt
This digga is dumber than a bag of bricks
>>729282927this looks like a new gimp suit for the nibbles rattata guy
Why God?
everything will be ok
>>729286575you should have fed nibs
>he dug?
>>729286619believe in someone like Claude believes in LEAFY
>>729286406don't tease sweet baby nibbles!
Either way, he became more consistent at getting to the statue. Eventually he will take a good turn today.
What does Claude think about women?
>>729286958he prefers lasses with blue hair and cat ears.female pokemon he prefers blue
>>729286958
>>729286958What's a woman?
>>729286981is blue claude's favorite color? why does he wear red then?
>>729286958He complimented Erika being calm and pleasant and after the fight he said Erika took the defeat graceful
>>729286981>female pokemon in redpokemon sexes were invented in gen2 chud
>>729287029opposites attract
>>729287062Gender as a mechanic yeah, but in the lore you already had gender differences with Nidos
>>729287002Hey, C, would you press the switch?
>>729287119<thinking>No!
>>729284064why does he have two pairs of eyes
>>729287062pokemon are girls when i say they are
>>729287142double the hearing
>>729287142One pair on the battle, one pair on the streets
>>729285321A DUX IN A CUTTABLE TREEEEE
>>729286958He's more of a Yuffie man
Every bit of progress he makes is built on so much blood
>>729282809Has anyone determined how many steps are required to beat the game?
>>729287481over 9000
>1 minute apart hours
First day watching claude after seeing a reddit thread about himthis shit is funny but isnt AI supposed to be smarter? I was able to get through this part of the game SO easily? Anyway I think it's really funny, but can anyone tell me what are the best claude memes so far?
He spams manually on every thread
>>729287880I genuinely think people like this have some kind of compulsive disorder, there's no other explanation for this extreme of ritualposting.
Didn't even update the spam bot, shamefur display...
>>729287959Engagement baiting
>>729287959i do have to wonder how many of these schizos are actually the same person obsessiveposting in multiple threads over the course of the day
>>729287982open up claude and ask him to be your gf
>>729288021>maybe i could be your GF tonight, anon-kunclaude is so cute...
he'll do it
I have the pokemon mansion theme stuck in my head
>>729283268/lsg/ used to be decent back when we had good artists like 2k gizmo etc but yeah now it's just a prebeg circlejerk
The gen 1 shady place decor
what are some ince-core gen 1 pokemon?
He's hallucinating
>>729283397for me it was a tiny boat
>>729283616it's time to d-d-d-dig
>>729289090The Claude YGO arc can't come soon enough
>>729284064He looks too happy in the bottom right.He should be in a comatose state in the hospital with IV drip and all.With a goth chansey rolling her eyes.
>>729289426bump for Mac|ek and his holy wife
>>729289456it takes a little
He makes it fast back to basement after digging
And he digs out just as fast
is there anything more cucked than endlessly digging out of such as simple "dungeon"?
Christmas status?
>Avoid these loops:>Digging not included
>>729290516merry
>>729290516Festive
>>729290516wonderful
>>729290435Getting drained by zubrats in the easiest dungeon
>>729286619Cute! CUTE!!
>>729290516Jolly
did anyone here ever beat Pokemon gen 1 (red/blue) blind without any external help?
>>729291067Me. I remember Silph Co and Pokemon Mansion taking bit time. Victory Road and Seafoam Island were straightforward after them, just test of endurance because I was too cheap to buy repels
>>729291067i'm a zoomer so i played FRLG first and by the time i went back to RB i already knew what to do
>>729291067you can't beat red/blue without the missingno. glitch for rare candies, no kid ever figured that out on their own
>>729284064GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>729291067Yes but actually no.I was a kid and beat Red mostly on my own, but I definitely remember hearing about stuff from other people, like I knew where to find legendary birds, the fact a HM Flash existed for Rock tunnel, Fly and some other things. I struggled on Silph Co. much like this Clod because I couldn't mentally keep track of the teleport connections, eventually just stumbled into the F5 corridor with the card key.
>>729291194>can't beat a childrens game without abusing glitches
