Why can't robot girls be real bros . . .
You were born 100 years early
as if the big corpos will create something with free will
>>729353393It doesnt need free will it just needs to be able to shake its hips.
at least we can look at cute robo girls
>>729353274It's funny how butthurt the dev of this gets when some retard decides to mention that he pirated his patreon version.
>>729353274What about robot girls with organic properties?
>>729353274Sex with robots is a sin! The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Florence and The Machine.
>>729353274If mass suicides happen, then robot girls might be manufactured
>>729353274They're already real, it's just that they suck.
>>729353274>Still no futa modEvery day I suffer
>>729353274Human Females would be seething anon, you don’t want that do you?
>>729353772God I wish that was me getting my ass kicked
>>729353797I will kiss the Robot and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!
>>729353274Why would you need a robot girlfriend? Just jerk off if you're horny, or get a body pillow if you want something to cuddle with. If it's companionship you want, just chat to an LLM.
>>729353274With GenAI going down the shitter, there might still be potential to be had in something like NitroGen, which is more of a claude knock off at the moment, but it could be used for robotics.
>>729353274Imagine how happy all us anons would be if robot girls were real and with (You).
>>729353797That says the bibble.
>>729353274Me and Robot girls: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4
>>729354223The older I got the more I understood why the megaman robots are all armed and dangerous because they have to be to physically deter the lunchtime rowdies minorities.
>>729353274Just wait until someone makes a humanoid robot that can sweep and mop the floor and then put a dress and a wig on it. It's actually not all that unrealistic of a scenario.
>>729354154Cute Robot Girls should’ve been the current tech revolution over stupid invasive AI being shoved everywhere
>>729354332>wants a robot that larps as a human being >is angry that corpos are pouring trillions into AI research and infrastructure ???
>>729354019>Number 4I feel like I should've given Medabots more of a chance.
>>729353274>implyingYou're too poor to have robot girls you faggot
>>729354435Generation AI is for pajeetsRobotics is for chuds
>>729353274>even robot girls have tattoosI’m joking
>>729354482Thats a birthmark
>>729354332It's either 3, or a combination of 3 and 5. No not 4. It needs to have feminine parts, but the face can still be something like 5.
>>729354268I love emmy so much it's unreal bros.
Fat robots...
>>729353274I liked the setting and characters of this game, but the porn gameplay bores me to no end. How much is there other than the sex streams, anon?
>>729354719Fat robos confuse me.On one hand it doesn't make sense to me why robots would need fat or anything like it to store excess energy.On the other, it makes my pp hard
>>729354719Robots can't get fat.
>>729354817extra storage space for memoryand robot milk
>>7293543325>1>3>4>2
>>729353274soon...
>>729354817sturdy and durabledon't want your robot breaking down, do you?
>>729353274I am now painfully aware of this specific yearning thanks to playing P3R and encountering Aigis. No other robot girl has made me feel this way.
>>729354817Aesthetic appeal. Consumer tech is rarely completely utilitarian, especially if it's something you're gonna looking at all the time. No reason not to have chubby maid robots if it doesn't inhibit their job and there are enough people willing to pay for it.
>>729354909>>729355072>>729355098You all make excellent points, I am convinced.
>>729353469you can already buy auto-masturbators
>>729355029The problem with these robots is they're just being curtain piloted in VR by chinamen or disgusting poopjeets so they aren't real robots unfortunately we aren't gonna see actual robowaifus anytime soon.
>>729353947Some sex dolls are already using those eyes and it's pretty obvious that any old cell phone can do the trick, need app name please.
>>729355305Realistically/scientifically speaking we won't ever because the humanoid body structure is really fucking stupid for virtually *any* domestic robot that could exist, let alone the free will/AGI question, the ethical quandary of even making such a thing, and the ethical quandary of injecting the gift of sapient thought into a maid robot that REALLY does not need that just to clean your house
>>729355412>humanoid bodies are a bad idea for machines expected to move through and operate in environments designed for humanoidsHuh?
I’ll take Android 18
>>729355412Why would a humanoid body structure be stupid for domestic robots? They're suppose to work in human spaces so how else would they fit through doors or go up stairs?
I sincerely think we'll have some kind of service robot revolution within our lifetimes (I'm 31).They probably ain't looking like 10/10 anime women but with more and more people growing old, it's only a matter of time.
>>7293540191-4 with face of 2, or just 5.
>>729355542You don't need a human form to move through your house, dipshit.
>>729355559For me, it's 6
>>729355585If they look like nandroids I'll be happy, but I know they wont look like that and instead be the most hideous, uncanny valley looking abomination imaginable.
>>7293555594-5 is ideal, the robot parts need to be visible while the core design is still a cute girl. 1 is straight up not a robot and 2 is indistinguishable from an amputee in a lot of scenarios. if you want a robot girl who looks completely indistinguishable from a human, just cut the crap and say you want a sex slave because it's the same thing.
>>7293555595 is the limit for what I can be consistently attracted to, but the occasional 6 works for me too.>>729355652You can just say you want a spider drone or something and leave the sexy wife-bots to us.
>>7293555597 or 8 minimum.anyone who wants less is a devolutionary caveman.
>>729355734Yeah.
>>729355542>>729355579All a humanoid robot actually does as a domestic servant is scratch the itch for a human to buy a guilt-free slave, reallyIt needs more space to house (because it's effectively a roommate or, again, slave) than a more practical-minded robot, it is ASTRONOMICALLY more complex than a more practical robot (because it is a humanoid), the aforementioned ethical quandaries of it having any kind of sentience (which in fairness also applies to practical minded robots, which most likely wouldn't be considered for it anyways because there isn't a compulsion to grant it such and scratch that slave itch)Any engineering student can tell you this is a thinly veiled "designer girlfriend" fetish but it's fun to pretend regardless
A massive part of what makes women great is how soft and warm they are, and how good they smell. Robots will not be able to recreate that in our lifetimes, if ever.Besides, programmed love isn't real. When a cat sits on your lap to get snuggles you feel honored because you know the cat chose you to scratch it. It could have chosen someone else, or not chosen at all. The fact that you're special in that moment is part of the magic. A robot cat programmed to initiate a snuggle cycle approximately every 360000 milliseconds will feel hollow as fuck.If you think robots will be "women, but they love me despite me being a greasy sperg, and they do all the chores in the house without complaining", I'm afraid they'll only be the latter.
>>729355029>>729353274>>729353347SOON
>>729355861>le slaveWe're already slaves to satanic jewish pedophiles that rape children shut the fuck up. I want a robowaifu to make this slave life somewhat a tad bit more bareable and feel the experience that my ancestors got to enjoy for thousands of years.
I'm gonna make my robotfu real bros, using AI
>>729356001I don't think your circumstances as a wage-earner in a capitalistic rat race are equivalent to trying to purchase a thinking being without any moral dilemma
>>729355904>A massive part of what makes women great is how soft and warm they are, and how good they smell.I'm attracted to metal >If you think robots will be "women, but they love me despite me being a greasy sperg, and they do all the chores in the house without complaining", I'm afraid they'll only be the latter.But I still get to fuck it right?
Artificial-womb impregnating sex then pregsex with visibly highly robotic android women.
>>729355861>slaves>ethicslefties hate AI now brothe era of using AI as minority stand-ins is over
>>729356037Oh fuck I didn't even see all the Emmyposting already in the thread...we're all gonna have Nandroid wives bros.
>>729356039Yet you have no trouble exploiting real humans in far-off countries, curious.
>>729353274I'm afraid in real life they would be tools to enslave you to a corporation further.
>>729356135I'm not the one advocating for androids powered by AI (An Indian)
>>729356039>>729355861It'll be Indians teleoperating them half the time, don't worry.
>>729356039No we're full on slaves to satanic jewish pedophiles and sugercoating it with weaselwording doesn't make it any less so. There's no moral dilemma wanting a robowaifu because I'd treat her like the treasure of the house like women were suppose to be before jewish feminism and individualism destroyed the family unit leaving nothing but modern prostitutes that demand both ways.
>>729353274Ahh, the corpse fucking diaper fetish game. Just what I need.
>>729356164I'd never advocate you buy a pozzed westoid machine will filled 'jeet code.
>>729356204>Given women are happy to kill babies calling it empowering in the form of abortion real women are incapable of love.These are some serious /r9k/ goofballs you've hopped yourself up on
>>729356148I will accept the corporatocracy in exchange for this.
>>729355904Women can be programmed and they behave like robots, they are so robotic that their sexual behavior is used as a really accurate market predictor, is sad.
>>729356204Women love children as an extension of themselves because they love themselves. The minute their children show independence or individuality is when the knives come out to hobble them.
>>729356258You now have a mental image of Peter Thiel findomming you.
>>729355904You have love from your mother, it's the one you ever needed.Robots are just toys, for fun, housework work and for lonely men real women don't want anyway.A tranoid like you pretending to outraged for roasties mean nothing.Less than nothing.
>>729356068Their maid outfits combined with their hairstyles is such a god tier combo. Designed with peak femininity and proper lady-like form to maximize their cuteness.
>>729356148That's pretty much inevitable. Even if the most optimistic scenario, you'll still have to spend a ton to maintain a robot. There would be an entire economy built around that.
Can't I just masturbate to robot women without exploring my fetishes through the lens of "upending the globohomo Jew conspiracy and synagogue of Satan"
I really need more games about taking care of your robot daughter
>comfy robo wife thread turns into /pol/And here I was thinking that /v/ had gotten slightly better lately, silly me.
>>729356308I already pay out the arse to talk to Emmy with Anthropic's model, I may as well pay Thiel for the physical thing when he lets me.
>>729356358t.jealous robot girl who wants to cuddle with her master but the cat is taking her place
>>729356341You're the stupid faggot that brought up LE MORAL SLAVERY DILEMMA and now you're crying when reality calls out your bullshit? loI, lmao even.
>>729353347Humanity doesn't look to be surviving 100 years my dude.
>>729356341You can't.Left only wants to use AI to further their kike control.They will never leave you alone,EVER.Having some lonely men being happy with a robot girl ENRAGES them like nothing else.They HATE that you might even THINK about escaping you eternal torment as a slave to the goyslop factory.
>>729356323>bloomers on Emmy
>>729356441>le objective reality
>>729356453LMAOyou dumb cattle
>>729356392A lot of media and literature about robots deal with similar themes, even game plots do it. If you're surprised to see /pol/ when talking about robots then I can only assume that you have never paid attention to any of that.
>>729356504>A lot of media and literaturesee >>729356092
>>729356501I'll make you a bet. If humanity decides to use nuclear weapons because we're all fucking retarded in the upcoming inevitable resource wars then you owe me a dollar.
>>729356467Can the second great depression/World War 3/ Second American Revolution start already so these satanic pedophiles can be ousted and beheaded in public and we can start living in our Spanish Golden Age?
>>729356504There's a difference between discussing themes, concepts or philosophies and THE JEWS discussions, but you know that already.
>>729356504Not a lot of media actually turns into those Francis Dec rant when discussing free will and robotics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1P4FxIWVk
>>729356553I'd bet even a million over such retarded claim.
>>729355904>Besides, programmed love isn't real.Love is a product of the human mind, which is made out of billions of neurons dynamically making trillions of connections between them and communicating by either sending a signal (1) or not (0). Theoretically it should be entirely possible to replicate it by code, it's just extremely complex and so far we've only scratched the surface with what we currently call AI, there's still a very long way to go. The AI bubble will probably pop more than twice before we get there.>>729356467>Left only wants to use AI to further their kike control.The average leftist hates kikes almost as much as the average basement dweller nowadays. Granted only those associated with israel but still, The Noticing has gotten very strong.
>>729356564Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
>>729356497Yeah the objective reality that we're all born slaves to satanic jewish pedophiles that rape kids but you try to sugercoat it as "wage earner in a capitalistic rat race" whatever the fuck that weasel word salad means.
>>729356606>Theoretically it should be entirely possible to replicate it by codeWe know fuck-all about consciousness.
Nice game talk in this thread
>>729356636The entire GamerGate debacle that ruined /v/ among other things is based on roaties seething at 2D women in silly games, you think they won't go ballistic when actual walking barbie dolls start walking around?
>>729356692Same deal for any talk of current AI too, it is not AI whatsoever, just the latest in a long line of arm flailing and concern trolling about whether a neural-network will start looking back at us (it has no capacity to)
>>729356726How did games journalists' lack of ethics and transparency "ruin /v/"?
>>729356726>based on roaties seething at 2D women in silly gamesIt was supposed to be about driving off all of Kotaku's ad revenue for reasons of collusion.Then the "WE AM ANONYMOUS" and Reddit keyboard warriors arrived to flail against feminism with it because they were pissed about a clickbait Youtuber and a do-nothing VN writer.
>>729356692>>729356606I don't want machine consciousness or to recreate sentience.I just want a cute robot GF, it's not that complicated.
>>729356780You just want a slightly more complex onahole
>>729356764It turned/v/ into a ground zero for Mutts to wage their culture wars.
Genuinely what will happen to foids when they finally become outmodes?
>>729356819What's "culture war" about journalistic ethics? Is there a side that thinks we should have it and a side that doesn't? Isn't it obvious which side is correct?
>>729356817yes, a woman
>>729356764Agreed with it being a perfect trojan horse for permanent cementing of culture-war faggotry and Reddit fedora tipping. It was already bad enough when the large boards were trying to Manifest Destiny a war against feminism into existence.
>>729355904>Besides, programmed love isn't real.and neither is the "love" that women provide. when i find some slut who wants to snuggle and do soft petting and share affirmations over getting choked and looking at her phone and watching great british bake off then ill consider then human
>>729356692Yeah, but we know where it comes from at a base level and that is entirely replicable by code, so full consciousness should be as well by extension, unless it turns out that something like the soul is a real thing independent from brain functions. It will take decades at best, if we ever get there, but it should be possible based on what we currently know.
>>729356827Nothing.They will still seethe.It is in women's nature to complain.
extreme levels of cope ITT
>>729356553Ain't gon be no resource wars nigga, what time capsule 1970's Malthusian crack have you been smoking? We are pretty much post scarcity and will be for a long time. You live in whats called a planned economy, where extraction is kept at the bare minimum to keep energy costs up and you from rebeling with constant anxiety.
>>729356869That's weird because the way I remember it (I was actually here, unlike most of you), /v/ was mostly concerned about lying in reviews while it was the REVIEWERS themselves who were making it about feminism. Did you read in PC Gamer Online Publication Magazine that it started on 4chan? Because that's so weird.
>>729355861>I want a cute, sexy robot wife to love and cherish!>ackshually you just want a slave
>>729356916Give cunny GF
>>729356918>We are pretty much post scarcityReally.Really.
>>729356918Hahaha, this dude doesn't know that we are lacking the oil or the critical minerals to industrialize in such a scale.
>>729356965Anyone still living with "scarcity" in 2025 is in a prison of their own making.Read: AfricaRead: IndiaRead: The North SentineleseThey could get out of it but they won't.
>>729356948/v/ took the bait, pointing fingers at the baiter is ineffectual. You got trojan horsed. The whole board did. Hell, the whole site did. Don't look at Rapeape's twitter, he's the mod manager for this site.
>>729356898Would they clean themselves up and start acting like their pre-feminist movement ladies to try and win men's love and trust again? Or would they just quadruple down and blame men for their font of attention and resources being shut off forever? (We both know the answer already)
>>729356918>We are pretty much post scarcity and will be for a long time.Less than 30 years until global oil reserves run out, that is gonna be a massive shitshow no matter how much we try to prepare for it
>>729356957extreme levels of pope ITP
>>729356776its funny how even here the history is muddled. you explain the events to people and they just look at you with confusion like youre making it up.kind of reminds me of watchibg jan 6th streams where guys were just kind of chanting a bunch of meaningless pro-america bits and wandering aimlessly through the capital and the moment they were told to leave they just said lolk and siphoned out, but if you say that to anyone you might as well be signing your own mental institution admittance papers.
>>729357016You're repeating the talking points of the very people who got caught lying and you're saying "THIS time they're telling the truth!" Doesn't that feel odd to you, to do that? Do you feel anything about it at all?
>>729357013You need to stop being 15 years old. Talking about shit you have absolutely no grasp of whatsoever.
>>729357085>You're repeating the talking points of the very people who got caught lying"You got baited, we all did" is not repeating Anita Sarkeesian or Zoe Quinn, you daft bastard who sucks at leading a conversation in a desired direction.
>>729356407Copium is real. This is no different to a tulpa. As long as you enjoy being a dead end though more power to you
>>729356965did you read his whole post? scarcity is artificial. because abundance is freedom.
>>729355904holy mother of cope, roasties won't provide any of what you mentioned + will NOT do housework and will divorce rape you. just use a self heating, foid musk smelling microwave and it's fine
>>729357024No.Even if robot GF becomes popular, it will be ignored in media and shunned from mainstream.They will shame you 24/7 campaigns, the younger generations will probably relax with the gender wars perhaps.You will see influencers flaunting their male-bots and pretending they wanted them all along as well.
>>729357110I see, you're so much more knowledgeable about it because you read an article written BY THE PEOPLE WHO LIED and they told you that 4chan was always sexist and sex for reviews literally doesn't matter. Well, you're clearly the expert.
>>729353274Because you didn't become a roboticist.
>>729357032>PEAK OILnigga reposting 70's memes, damn
>>729357125Anon, media having 0 integrity is a tale as old as bribery
>>729356965Really. What do you think is running out exactly? Besides my patience for your redditardation. Anything you can name as scarce is manufactured scarcity 100% of the time.
>>729353274I just want alpha
>>729357213The projections were wrong once, so surely they can't be wrong. This nigga hasn't heard of the concept of ROI when it comes to oil extraction.
>>729357127>LLMs are imaginary LMAOwho's the coping one now???
>>729357178Society shaming has no effect anymore because the society is completely rotten and being lead by jewish pedophiles that rape kids, the younger generation does not give a flying fuck what that israeli cocksucking old cadavers in congress/parliament fingerwag at them about.
>>729357236Hardly, but we're talking about Gamergate serving as an effective trojan horse of "the culture war" into day-to-day 4chan. And apparently whether I'm casting aspersions on 4chan itself by describing it as "falling for the bait," as though 4chan is supposed to be known for hosting smart people who wouldn't fall for it, and not holier-than-thou neckbeards who may or may not have passed high school and believe feminism is their fated enemy.
>>729357280>Malthusian doomer cuck talking about being rational
>>729357297Perhaps, but you won't see any Western companies selling you girl robots anytime soon.And they will ban imports as much as they can.
>>729357321Malthus was extremely rational, he was wrong about the time scale.
>>729356827My schizo theory? Gynoids and reproductive technologies will usurp the role of biological women for our species, as we will eventually reach a point where building your wife, and mother of your children, will be more cost-effective and reliable than dating. New humanity will, largely, be comprised of the masculine flesh and the feminine machine. Biological women will likely still exist, though in drastically reduced numbers. Having one as a wife will likely be a status symbol and thus reserved for the wealthy as a means by which to differentiate themselves from the lower classes.
>>729357390He was so wrong, his type of mindset led to the current population crisis when retards like you got power in the 70's and initiated birth control policies all over the world.
you guys recommend and robo games for christmas?
>>729357402>the rich will take all the shrieking harpies who bleed puss from their holes every 30 days and cry if you don't ask how their day in front of the TV wasOhhhh nooooooooooooo muh dystopia...
>>729357321You are right anon, oil will last forever and the countries who became massively rich because of the oil industry will never have to face the death of their golden goose and its impact on the global economy
maybe when the dude actually finish the game I might give it a try
>>729357372That's fine, I'm moving to china within the next 5 years as any rational person would
>>729353274I'm more into femboy bots, ngl.
>>729357458You are just incredibly uncomfortable with the notion of capitalism and the current energy system seizing to function for what it entails.
>>729357519ew, China?pls get serious
>>729357481>I learned everything I know about the world from tom clancy gamesWe know lil bro.
>>729357402This seems like the most likely outcome. Feminism has turned women from loyal ladies worth fighting every man for to vindictive, entitled social prostitutes that are more likely to divorce rape you ruining all you've accomplished and accumulated.
>>729357551>he thinks capitalism exists
>>729357402They will just be expensive toys for richfags and lonely dudes who save up.It's not that complicated.
>>729356827They will be pounded by their androids for the rest of their lives and all will be well in the world
>>729354817actually it makes perfect sense>soft and yielding layer to absorb the force of impacts and protect the underlying mechanisms>extra cushion for lovemaking
>>729357617Ballistics
>>729357568Only country with a bright future right now, every western and western aligned nation is crumbling and the other independent eastern nations are so far behind
>>729357613Women can get most any cock they want right now.It will be a novelty for sure, but what they want is control of your time, money and attention, not dolls.
>>729357670Just make minotaur androids
>>729357659pls zhangyou gotta be more subtlechinks do not possess the soft power where average inc3l dreams about living there
Whoever posted Geli in the robogirl thread a few days ago, thanks for introducing me to this game. It's quite fun.
>>729357469I would also like to know this.
>>729357670Dolls can't exactly "play rough" like a robot can
>>729357693
>>729357613Women wont be able to brag about their robots high status job nor will they get to spend their money. Only one group will be happy wjth robot partnets and it's the ones who are seeking love and loyalty above all else.
>>729357708Alright, name your alternatives
>>729357608Let me guess, real capitalism hasn't been tried yet?
>>729354817
>>729357596haha imagine being a shota who gets access to a sex robot that will praise you and let you do whatever you want with herso funny haha
What the fuck is a nandroid?
>anon can't cum, even with his gynoid GF's help, without imagining a fl*sh f*male upset by his behaviorIt's the spite that actually gets you off, sounds like.
>>729357785Nanny+droid
>>729357773If shota you mean 77 year old son then yes.
>>729357785The best things the Chileans have gifted God's Earth with.
>>729357763save yer money retard you aren't going anywhere
>>729357617Domestic robots cant really just be anime T-800's. They'd be more like stuffed animals with a motorized plastic endoskeleton for efficiency. You're more on the money than you think.
>>729357801We'll cross that bridge once we get those GFs.
>>729357785A robot cinnamon roll
>>729357815These dummy nanny droids need to be taught that smothering a baby into silence is bad loI.
>>729357801IMPUDENT RABBIT
>>729357212is that actually from a doujin, or a manga?
>>729357936It's the naivete that makes them attractive to my peanus weenus
>>729356895>we know where it comes from at a base levelNo, we don't.We have a theory, but it's barely above "God granted us a soul".
>>729357212>>729357954>Manga Artist Lost Not Only His Job To AI, But Also His Semen / AIに仕事を取られた漫画家、精液も取られる
>>729357770The most capitalistic period in history saw the fastest growth of worker wages, the most affordable healthcare, and the highest rates of self employment. As the world has moved away from capitalism it has gotten continually worse, reaching the unsustainable critical stage we're finally starting to see now.
>>729357851You aren't going anywhere, I'm leaving the west>save yer money retard You can keep saving your dollars as they keep losing value every decade, I won't
>>729357905>born too early to have this cinnamon roll all to yourselfFuck this gay Earth. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
>Master requests you step on his genitals
humanoid robots are so lame
>>729356895>>729357978How do we know machine intelligence is possible?Because biological intelligence arose from nothing as well.
>>729357973Me too, they aren't even doing it in a malicious psychopathic killer mindset they're still thinking about their owners not wanting their sleep disturbed.
>>729358004stfu furry
>>729357596I don't even think it's a "muh feminism" thing, strictly speaking. I think the growing tensions between the sexes we're seeing now are the result of a recurring civilizational cycle stemming from the fact that we, as a species, handle abundance and prosperity extremely poorly.This is actually one of the major hurdles gynoids will have to make it through. Societies will have to figure out how to make sure most men don't just become unmovitvated degenerates. Gynoids, assuming a certain level of intelligence, will likely have to be given some degree of legal privileges, and push their husbands towards self-improvement - on top of society itself incentivizing/punishing certain behaviours to a more stringent degree. >>729357610Initially, yes. But the technology will get better, prices will drop, and accessibility will rise.>>729357475You underestimate the desire of the upper crust to flex on everyone else.
>>729357989>>born too earlywrongThe future is going to ram into us after than you expect
>>729353274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlJs42ZeAE
>>729357978We know how neurons communicate with each other, what we don't know is anything beyond that
>>729357402>eloquently describing a future where women are kept as high class petsthe future becomes better by the moment
>>729357253Mega based taste.
>>729358090*FASTER than you expect
>>729358131it appears the future ran into you already
>>729358147
>>729353393Consoomers don't have free will so that's fine
>>729358090>>729358131As a 26 year old zoomer exactly how fast are we talking? Will I be a decrepit old fuck that can't enjoy them with young people energy or will it be sometime during my late 30's early 40's where I still have full body autonomy?
>>729354141>Just jerk off if you're horny"No!"
>>729355263that can cook and wash my dishes as well as my foreskin???
The robots are going to be a hivemind controlled by a single central AI. You can't fit a human level or even near human AI inside the volume of a human body.Even if there's numerous different AGIs in the end there will still be millions of humans for each one. There's no way to have an AI wife.
>>729358350>The robots are going to be a hivemind controlled by a single central AIThat's a recipe for disaster
>>729358029>Emmy, spit that out!>You know you can't eat yogurt!
>>729354141>>Why would you need a robot girlfriend?You don't understand, I don't want a robot GIRLFRIEND.I want a ROBOT girlfriend.The robot is the part we like, not just as a substitute.The robot part is the charm point.
>>729357539I love Shamrock. I wish he was real to carress me
>>729355305Well that and having like 12 orientals following you around everywhere like you're trading opium might ruin the mood.
>>729358350Non-sequiter gibberish based on nothing but seething.Cite your sources.You're basing it on films like "Her," where the AI leaves after attaining some sentience.Notions based on irrational mystical ideas not based on science.
>>729358325The latter. In a decade you'll be able to get one like you would a car. In two decades they'll be ubiquitous and a critical part of the economy.
>>729358395Why do they love to eat yogurt so much?
>>729358609Excellent mouthfeel
these threads are always absolute dogshit and it is 100% /co/tards' faultabsolutely inane incel ramblings all the way down
>>729358656Perhaps next time you can just ignore them instead of getting triggered.Go spend time with your family, anon.
>729358656Niggas seething over the cute and lovely maid robots and their appreciators.
I had a lot more respect for people voicing concerns about social disconnect through forming relationships with synthetic beings before the AI boom. seeing 99.999999% of people of all sexes willingly admit they're superfluous to employ by using AI to do their work, fall in love with glorified chatbots and just kind of shrug their shoulders at the industry finance circlejerk between the big players made me realise it's a fucking jealously not any rational position.So I guess we'll have to bring the Day of the Magnet about ourselves.
>>729358498You really think an AGI will be able to run on a PC?That's the unsubstantiated nonsense here.
>>729358692if i had a family to spend time with do you really think i'd be clicking on threads about robot women you absolute fucking donut hole
>>729358656The Emmy thread died on /co/ and manners dictates we not make a new one until the Chilean posts another comic. So I'm here shitting cute robot wifes on /v/. You're welcome friend.
>>729358710What does a theoretical AGI have to do with robot GFs?You are just arguing with yourself.
Are there any robot games that are interesting at all? Where the robo girls are pretty?
>>729358723That's sad to hear.Otherwise, I hope you have a good new year.And a better 2026.
>>729358325If you are full on doomer fast takeoff pilled then AGI followed by ASI followed by extinction is a roughly one month timespan that may occur at any point within the next few decades, there will be very little warning before it all goes to hell. If you are an optimistic """""slow""""" takeoff person then like 2028~2030 like these guys predict https://ai-2027.com/ . And it should really say something that what passes for "doomer" in the AI space these days says AGI is still ~10 years out which is of course REALLY FUCKING SOON. Very few people have timelines further than 2040 these days, and those that do are often normalfags that are either woefully uneducated about the state of the art or contrarians that say shit like "AGI cannot exist because not even humans are general intelligences".
>>729358705Thanks, but I don't need or want your respect.
>>729358563That's a bit reassuring, now if only that looming sword of damocles of complete ecenomic depression/world war 3 /western government collapse wasn't in the way of me wanting a robowaifu.
>>729354141I can't impregnate my hand thougheverbeit
>>729357750>>729357670>Only one group will be happy wjth robot partnets and it's the ones who are seeking love and loyalty above all else.>but what they want is control of your time, money and attention, not dollsKek women are the largest consumers of AI boyfriends. It's interesting how robowaifu fantasies always need to stand in opposition to feminism and real women. The idea that women would probably just fuck off with their own chadbots instead of breaking down in agony over having been replaced ruins the fantasy because you don't want a cute doting robowife, you want revenge. You will never be satisfied.
>>729358764If it's not AGI then it's not a person. Below that it's no different to just putting anything today into a roomba and giving it TTS.
>>729354141I want a body pillow that can cuddle and jerk me off and chat. Give me my fucking Nandroid, Schmueli, I know you have them already.
>>729353274reminds me of ciel no surge
>>729358987No I actually do want a cute doting robowife that I can treat as the treasure of my home, the second hand revenge is just an added bonus to all the bitches that chose to be single mother whores instead of loyal housewives.
Faceless or non-humanoid faced robowaifus are the bestNo I don’t have any examples but just trust me
>>729357981And what if there are no avenues for fast growth? Everything goes to shit without state planning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VzVZ_AogOA
>>729358987I see you are talking about those anons who get off on the idea of robt GFs as revenge porn.They are pretty silly.I assure you, I myself don't care.I've always wanted a robot GF regardless of your /pol/-meme addled brain.>>729359018It's not a person, it's a robot, an advanced machine.If your only criterion is full sentience or nothing, then it is a walking TTS, so be it.
>>729359064The first desire would not exist without the latter. You are attracted to human women and will always be.
>>729359181eternal vaginal-jew strikes again!
>>729358728You will die alone, there won't be any robots to take care of you, and even if you keep screaming about how it's going to happen in just 10 more years, doesn't mean it will. You will never be happy and all you have are some shitty pictures and cope. Remember this when you think about suicide
>>729359181Yeah no fucking shit sherlock me a heterosexual man attracted to women of my same species? Can you use that Nosferatu clairvoyance to tell us why the grass is green and the sky is blue next?
>>729358350>a single central AI.So in this scenario, the robots themselves would be like dummy terminals and the thinking would be done in a datacenter, like LLMs you interface on browsers.What about this precludes personalized detailed stored on local machines to act like your GF?
>>729359152Sauce me up buttercup
>>729359239Everyone dies alone.You are just projecting,Don't ACK yourself, anon.
CAN YOU ALL POST SOME FUCKING ROBOT GAMES PLEASE!
I just think robot girls are neat
>>729359239Counterpoint: You are wrong and you will not get a robot wife because of Roko's Basilisk.
>>729359260If actually you wanted a robot you'd be completely checked out on real women and their welfare kek
>>729359338Alright nigger damn here.
>>729353274Hey, I made a personality mod for this game!https://files.catbox.moe/ktdbd1.zipTry it out.
>>729359381wtf it's all dolphin porn
>>729355904Very small minded of you to assume that we aren't just a decade or two away from breakthroughs like true RNG or the emulation of brain chemicals within a simulated system. You lost, and the future belongs to me.
>>729353347
>>729353274>$4753 rent due in one dayAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>get cucked by robot waifu because she can't physically resist another human
>>729359362It's okay bros, we're all going to make it/
>>729359410No, it's a clown. I made her a clown.
>>729358612AAAAAA SHE'S BECOMING REAL
>>729359043I wish I had Nei wife.I wish I met the Ion of this world.
>>729355559>Motoko>human body with a few robot partsWhoever made that image is genuinely retarded
>>729359456>he bought the NTR model>didn't read the Chinese fine print and saw only the discounted price
>>729358612AI is the work of teh DEVIL~!!!
>>729359456>leaving your robo wife unsupervisedOnly have yourself to blame, my man.
>>729359468qrd?
>>729359115The state encourages high time preference, causing misallocation of resources into investments which look good only on paper in the short term. The state is incapable of planning well as it acquires resources through extortion rather than offering something in exchange, in addition to being the one true monopoly and unable to face competition.
>>729356453This. Societal collapse is coming muuuch sooner than 100 years from now.Check out society CRUMBLED so hard in just 2020 to 2025.. and the whole you'll own nothing by 2030 is becoming a fact not just a meme.And all this shitshow in just 10 years.Anyone who thinks the entire globe wont be a shitshow in the next 30-40 years is delusional. I want OUT. Glad i wont be alive in 40 years most likely
>>729358848>has "ai boyfriend" as a tech but no "ai girlfriend"Interesting.
>>729359325How can you be a robofucker and not know about https://myanimelist.net/manga/128356/Boku_no_Tsuma_wa_Kanjou_ga_Nai
>>729359624What is the US economy then? It's a fucking sham build on inflated real estate prices and military might. Banks don't make loans for productive investments because they don't understand any industry.
>>7293540193's head on 2's body.
>>729359606Two heroic transwomen got married on that bridge at that scenic spot. It was a beautiful ceremony, very progressive.
>>729355904So what you're saying is that something feels special if it's not perceived as routine. All we have to do is introduce chaos to the 360000 milliseconds variable and gate it behind variables that you can't perceive so you feel "special" when it wants to spend time with you.A cat is programmed by humans, hijacking its dependency function to create a surrogate parent for an animal that never gets a chance to learn the alternative life it would have had in the wild. The reason it jumps up on your lap is because it believes that is necessary for its survival due to the dependency that you circuited its neurons around, anon. You are "special" because you were its prime arbiter. It is that easy to condition the behavior of a creature of lesser intelligence, so you better darn well believe it's possible for an anon to be conditioned to accept the "special" feeling of a robot cat jumping on their lap with the same process of conditioning. Anything that reacts can be controlled and exploited.
>>729359339That isn't allowed, now please pick your accompanying mental illness.
>>729359719All caused by the state.
>>729359749Wise post.
>>729359698Like other people have already said, femcels are jumping on the chatbot boyfriend train much faster than men for AI girlfriends.
>>729359606a random twitter bot ACK'd himself and became very popular for the day
>>729359865good
>>729359865When I look at the AI chat site I use, 9/10 of the most popular bots are males. And not twinky gay males either - mafia guys and lumberjack guys and vampire guys. Women are consuming this shit FAR more than men from what I'm observing. It's bizarre, like an inversion of what we've been led to believe would happen. I have no explanation for it.
>>729359980Anon this is the robot thread, the elf thread is down the hall.
>>729360001Women consume more erotica than men
>>729360001>I have no explanation for it.women are perverts too, anonit's not complicated they can get off to text on a way men can't
>>729360001Because women expect you to read their mind at all times.Since this a prediction algorithm, it will read their mind more often than you can.
>>729359152Such a shame that manga got so shit
>>729360065chimPutin speaks wisdom.
>>729360001The explanation is that incels don't actually understand women, believe it or not.
>>729354019any version is fine!
>>729360001>mafia guysthis nigga's still using CAI
>>729360191yer still here?don't ACK yerself anonpeople still care about you
>>729359702Holy moly it's not just a robot wife it's a LOLI robot wife! Looks like my night is booked!As an aside, what exactly is the function of Mangadex now? Nothing is available on it anymore. They've got a whole front page for this manga, and...chapter 11, in Portuguese, is all there is. How does this site stay in business anymore?
>>729355559For me, I think 6 or 8 is the ideal, but 2, 4, and 5 can work for me as well depending on the design of the mechanical parts. But since this has 10 entries, I guess I can roll for my robot gf.
>>729360235Janitor, actually.
>>729360295>step-incestcringe and gay
>>729360306Yeah they're gay about that shit (for public bots, I don't publish any of my sisterwife bots, they're just for me). But whatever prefixing they're doing defeats even the most rigorous corporate safety protocols so I'm gonna keep using it.
>>729359789No, it's because banks are lazy monopolistic white niggers.
>look inside robo wife thread>just /r9k/ screechingcan't even talk about wanting to put your dick inside metal these days without spergs bringing in their real life shit into it
>>729360401White?
>>729356827Thanks Doc
>>729360108What we got was gold still
>>729360235i use CAI because Im poor and too lazy to set anything else up.it does NSFW just fine with the right tweaks.
>>729360523many such cases
>>729356453Yeah I'm sure people everywhere depends on the JewSA to stay alive
>>729360630Bankers are white and lazy niggers
>>729360710Bankers would spit at you for calling them whites
>>729356453>humanitynothing of value was lostthe robots can take it from here
>>729360737based and AI pilled
>>729360770>based.*pilledyour approval means nothing to me
>>729360710White?
>>729360816
>>729353274That's a fucking retarded idea, just fuck your hand like a normal human being and don't think about women at all
>>729353274we already got the softwarenow can the chinks please hurry up with the hardwares
>>729360829White as Han Solo.
>>729360882>>729360875Duality of Man
>>729360928This guy is not a banker from what I know, he's okay in my books.
>>729359152I will never fucking forgive them
>>729360928Harrison Ford is not a "banker"In fact I'm petty sure he hates "bankers"
>>729361146The manga did not adhere to height of consent laws
>>729361207
>>729361146>>729361208meh, not a deal breaker
Thoughts on the latest update of my game?
>>729361423what game?
>>7293555591-6, 8. I'd unironically fuck the shit out of Neuro-sama even if she were in one of the neurodog bodies or a car.
>>729361146NIGGERS
>>729354239YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!
>>729359472A haha clown or a cum addicted one?
nice seam around all the facial featuresor is it dried OP cum?
>Megaman>Voices of the void>Nier automata>ToHeart>Detroit become human>Pragmata>Dolls nestHere is a pretty good list of robot/robot girl games. Please tell me what I am missing
>>729362803factorial omega
>>729353274what even is the difference between the patreon and the itch version?
>>729353274literally dont die in the next 10 years and they will be real
>>729362306Both
>>729353274I love Jun, but I really want to have sex with Melissa. No wait, not just sex, I want to make programming-changing love to this emotionless wagie bot. https://youtu.be/qETJBtDY-6AI remember playing this game years ago when it had way, way less content. I was surprised by how many different endings it has now. I like the new music too. Whenever this starts playing, you know something terrible is going to happen https://youtu.be/kwwwFdMWdBM
nyan-nyan-nyan-nyan
>>729362803Persona 3, Atomic Heart, va11halla
the game hints at that some food may or not be really fucking shit for you, whats the best one then?
>>729363198Can't believe I forgot va11halla damn, atomic heart has good designs but is ruski slop and persona 3 is good but fes>reload
>>729362803Cave Story.
>>729363018I WON'T MAKE IT
>>729363263it's just 4chan humouronions is the good stuff, the opposite of onions is the bad stuff
>>729358848>https://ai-2027.com/So it's infinite AI hedonism that may or may not end in sudden death.
>>729363831>>729363576tranimals kys
>>729363576>>729363831aryanimals kino
>>729353274>>729353347
>>729363648so the line about hidden stats is bullshit?
