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I know that Spurdos lurk here, so I'm trying my luck:

Does anyone have old episodes of "TILT.tv", the old Finnish video game TV show from the 1990s and early 2000s?
Obviously I'm only interested of the OG show starring smexy Miss Jaana Pelkonen.

I did manage to salvage a bunch of eps from ye olde Youtube some years ago...but my storage drive got busted just recently, and it seems that all the old YT and MEGA links are down.
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I will never forget the time they reviewed that Dead or Alive volleyball game, and one of the negatives listed was "hard to play with one hand"
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that's my gf pls stop posting her
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>>731193571
Zoomer-junnus can't recall, but even gaming journos USED TO be based, nerdy white guys once upon a time. The amount of what people would call pure "shitposting" printed by professional Binn-journos on the magazines was legendary.

>>731193613
I will now post some more!
She used to be one spicy tomboy gamer back in the day.
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archive org has some
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>>731193841
It does? Got any links?

Again, I'm a bit desperate, since I used to have almost ALL episodes from 1997 to 2005 on my harddrive, courtesy to some kind anon who shared his MEGA Upload folder years ago.
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ei
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>>731194714
I have all the eps. How much are you willing to pay for them? Not sharing for free.
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>>731194798
>se tunne kun ei tiedä vittuileeko vai onko tosissaan...
But tell you what, I wouldn't mind throwing a penny or two if it meant archiving the classic episodes. MTV's being a Na-tsi when it comes to their old stuff as well.

But I do require a proof.
Post me a screenshot of the episode 03 of 1998, at 10 minutes and 30 seconds. Then we talk,
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>>731194714
are you too retarded to go to the website and use the search function
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https://archive.org/search?query=TILT.TV
tommoinen löyty
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I remember when their website used to host a bunch of flash games back in the 2000s
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>>731193271
This is what finnish woman look like?
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It's kinda sad that shows like this died rather slow and agonizing deaths when it became apparent that anyone could produce something of equal quality and get an audience online.
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>>731195130
Älä ruoki kehitysvammaista aapeeta
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>>731195162
Yes. And even today, she's not half bad for a 50yo milf, I would say!
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>>731195162
Some are swarthy like that, yes.
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>>731195130
Danke schön!

>>731195292
gb2/transulauta, penska
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>>731195162
I mean, this WAS our Prime minister just a couple years ago...
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>>731195343
Tech illiteraatti homo ei osaa käyttää hakua
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>>731195310
>>731195334
>>731195392
Damn cold weather and alcohol seems to have preserved her quite nicely
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>>731195143
Most sites did. Even random, niche forums.
Easily the best interweb era.

I wish I took more screencaps back in the day, but have a sneeky peek to almost exactly 20 years back in time!
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>>731195517
The slut at >>731195334 is a completely different person, Anon.
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>>731195392
What a fucking twig.
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>>731195656
>Paras pornoleffa jonka ootte kattoneet
Wonder if that thread is on archives
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>>731195728
Obviously Pikku-Kallen Oppivuodet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW1E3cusSXc
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>>731195698
Its still well preserved fuckmeat
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>>731195728
Doubt it.
But once again: the pre-iPhone / Facebook interwebs were WILD.
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>>731195853
Onhan tuola vaikka mitä tallella vuodelta 06 esim
Pornokyselyä en vielä löytänyt

https://web.archive.org/web/20061230082242/http://www.tilt.tv/?cm=forums
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>no mention of the best boy
I miss the 90's.
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>>731196020
Zoomer retards dont know vito
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>>731195656

>Saattaa olla pakkasta
>Aiotko jonottaa Playstation 3:a?
>No en todellakaan: 47%

Weak
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>>731195392
What a cucked fucking country
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>>731196020
>VITO WANTS TO PLAY, YEAH!
This'll forever play inside my head.
Didn't really understand how much the show sucked as a kid, but those were still fun times:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWqCFQujcMI
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>>731195162
No
They all look like the soldier women in that one image, you know, that one
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>>731196075
shalom
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>>731196015
Amazing stuff!
Some of my colleagues are literally half my age, born in the early to mid 2000s. I'm gonna show them some of this stuff and see their reactions.

>>731195130
Going through the MTV3 uploader's stuff, he actually had more plenty of almost complete years uploaded here!
Big thanks. I'll grab what I can and burn this on a DVD or two.
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>>731195853
>Nimesi pitäis olla "toope numero 1"!
SIELU
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Tilt.tv chatroom was great, we made disgusting ass avatars with names like "Jortikka" and invaded the personal space of other chatters since you could move your avatar in the chatroom I recall
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>>731196537
I remember that.
Wasn't there two chatrooms, one bigger and one smaller? I recall them only housing like a dozen kids at once, and it was always a race to get in.
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>>731193271
>tilt.tv
now that unlocked some memories
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>>731196573
I don't remember all the details, just recall being able to move within it. And people were discussing their local town crazies etc, pretty fun stuff. The kissFM chatroms give me similiar nostalgia
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Do you guys think Jaana has an innie or does she have the kebab-hässäkät?
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>>731195853

>JOo, ollaan tietokoneluokassa tunnilla

Do they even have computer classes anymore in school?

There's this one ancient educational game, one that was locked behind login access if I remember correctly, but I can't remember much about it other than how it visually looked. I wish I could search it up somehow.
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>>731196662
>tfw every single school used to post full classroom photos on their website every year
>people's online profiles on IRC galleria had every single fandom, dream and delusion imaginable openly broadcasted to the world
>nobody gave a fuck, because only nerds with a computer used the net
It was a BETTER time.

>>731196780
>Do they even have computer classes anymore in school?
Nope. Every lower grader gets a TABLET or a Chromebook these days, and uses it for everything.
Yet they don't know jack shit about interwebs and computers.
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>>731196780
>>Do they even have computer classes anymore in school?
pretty sure they have like tablets now
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Finns! I am a great admirer of your beautiful language but a foreigner. How do I go about acquiring a finn wife?
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>>731196836
finnish women are such uggos i got meself a bongoloid wife
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>>731196836
It's easy desu, just be a foreigner!
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>>731196818
Real nerds didnt post shit on irc galleria.
Total normie tier garbage
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>>731196836
1. Apply for Finnish citizenship. This requires you to serve in the army for 6 to 12 months.
2. Get a JOB.
3. Get a female Finn.

It's so easy!

>>731196871
>Real nerds didnt post shit on irc galleria.
Ah, I see that zoomers don't know the OG purpose of the Irkki...
The hint is in the name.
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>itsetyydytys.fi
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ebin :---D
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>>731193271
Their reviews were always shit, probably because of the weekly format. Already noticed as a kid that all their gaming footage during the review was from the very first hour of the game only.
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>>731196836

Just be yourself (massive penis)
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>>731196871
>>731196905
Nah I agree with him, irc galleria was the beginning of the end. It doesn't matter what the original purpose of it was, kids who had zero interest in computers or nerdom all of a sudden started spending massive amounts of time online on this site, it was basically our myspace equivalent. My little sibling who had never used a computer became a social media addict with the advent of that site, and so did most of her generation
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>>731196959
It was barely good enuf slop for kids. Anyone over 13 started to see the big flaws.
Still really entertaining gaming program for youngsters in 90s and early 2000s
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>>731196959
True, and they were casual fags to boot.
But the show was still a highlight of every Saturday morning, and the best, fastest way of acquiring news and info about latest vidya back in the day.

Like, I remember seeing the preview of RE1:DC followed by the RE2 demo that came with it in the very first episode of 1997, and that got me curious and hooked to all things zombie related.
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>>731193648
>Pelit Lehti used to be a shitposting platform for the based old school journos
>modern version fellates the usual trash and has never given aaa game less than 92 points
Sad...
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>>731196836
First, you must get fit and rich enough to lift and support your tomboy reservist wife.

Then you have to convince her parents that you're not a foreign leech homo.
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>>731196020
Älä relaa äläkä kelaa vaan pelaa!
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>>731197157
Sex with hugo witch
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oispa jippii minigolf
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>>731196836
Finland is currently 3rd fattest country in Europe, up like 15 places in around 15 years. We're turbobloating for some reason.

If you're still up for it, just find one and just talk to it. But not too much and don't talk stupid shit. That's the biggest problem with foreigners, they start out nice and quiet but when they get friendly, they start talking. Turpa kiinni (shut up homo).
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>>731195130
Very nice!
Got 1998, 99, 2000 and 2001 seasons downloaded now. Apparently 1997, the very first season, is not up on the archive?

If anyone has any eps from the very beginning, or anything really pre-2006, I'd be happy to take them from you!
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>>731193271
>host a geek vidya show
>boys all over the country goon to your tits
>start to think you're important
>get into politics
>go into parliament
what a character arc
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>>731197123
It's refreshing to read old magazines and see nuanced opinions from people who actually played games.
If only /v/ could have that.
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https://youtu.be/kIA2e4mI0_c
Ässäss Crrrrrd
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>>731197123
I really liked the press-event reports where they very openly told what sort of weird shit the publishers were bribing the journos with. the occasional slight against Edge (which was the top dog at the time in European game journalism, I think?) was fun too
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>>731196836
1. be Black
2. acquire Finnish wife
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is Niko Nirvi still alive???
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>>731198968
I believe so. Not that many years ago he gave away all his old PC stuff to the Finnish PC gaming museum
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>>731198968
Yes, still works and writes for Pelit, same as ever.
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>>731197123
I remember reading Pelit and they gave Yoshi's Island a 98/100 and that was the highest review score I saw them award a game. Haven't read the mag in well over 20 years
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>>731199087
Must be sad to work in that joke of a magazine nowadays. Full of wokies, gay men and women
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>>731193271
I literally had one of those laser tag sets as a kid. They were really cool.
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>>731195727
Cocaine and other narcotics tend to do that to a person
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>>731199173
Or just not eating like a fat slob
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>>731198968
>>731199087
I picked up a new Pelit at the local library after 20 years and every other writer and assistant and editor in chief I once knew were replaced but nnirvi still singlehandedly keeps the magazine alive. Absolutely based
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>>731199147
Guy has maintained an active career all his life doing something he enjoys while anon throws American buzzwords around on the internet trying to act hard, not hard to gauge whose life is more fulfilling.
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>>731196836
1. Be foreign
2. Don't be a jeet but this does not apply if you're a handsome jeet
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you ever jerked off to those tiny pictures of naked women that came at the end of pelit mags where you could order some wallpapers on your phone
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>>731196959
Who cares, it was comf as fuck. Nowadays you can't even talk about anything with people because everyone consumes different podcasts and streams
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>>731199384
oddly specific but yeah, also seiska sometimes had raunchy pictures. also those mail order catalog stuff had women practically in the nude in lingerie and shit, we were still eating good back then
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>>731197123
I think Nnirvi is still around
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>>731199343
What does that have to do with the state of the magazine?
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>>731199483
>also seiska sometimes had raunchy pictures
>sometimes
I remember fapping to those pictures when I was a kid
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>>731199384
My parents ordered Seiska-magazine which had some model in a bikini
used to fap to those
>>731199550
damn you were faster
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>>731197123
AAA games probably get on average lower scores from them than average still, recently Pokemon and Borderlands 4 for example were both in the low 80s.
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>>731199532
He himself runs the thing with Grönholm these days so he's probably pretty happy with that too.
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>>731197123
https://www.pelit.fi/artikkelit/kymmenen-vuotta/
>written in 2007
Imagine being born into a world like this, never having known things to be any different.
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>>731196905
>1. Apply for Finnish citizenship. This requires you to serve in the army for 6 to 12 months.
How does this even work with your immigration system? Do they also have to serve or do they get an exemption?
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>>731199267
>>731199147
The MODERN Pelit urinalists would never ever write BASED stuff like this!
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>>731199840
You'd probably have to get citizenship before age 30 to get drafted, not a terribly common situation if you weren't born a citizen for some reason
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>>731195853
>Mc-Koppa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeAPchxhbNg
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>>731199840
>How does this even work with your immigration system? Do they also have to serve or do they get an exemption?
You HAVE TO serve, unless you are an old-fag man (over 30), your religion prevents you from serving (a shitty excuse), OR you choose to be a community slave worker for 12 months instead.
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>>731199958
You'd be hanged by the nuts by next morning for writing this sort of thing now
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Rare Jaana mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/xltsme.mp3
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>>731197126
>rich enough
lol the last time I took part in a mandatory field exercise, I noticed that the women were disproportionately receiving promotions. Your tomboy reservist wife will be competing against you on wage if she decides to work there, as the platoon commanders hand out staff sarge and captain ranks left and right
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>>731200045
>you HAVE to serve
>Except you don't
Hell I'd rather do community cuck shit instead of larping in the cold for 12 months.
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>>731200075
it's funny, I tried to get ChatGPT to translate this to English for easier cross-cultural sharing.
It literally did not stick to the script, and started hallucinating nonsense feminazi ideologies into the story!

Even the AI is pushing roastie propaganda...
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>>731200045
>You HAVE TO serve
>mfw C-pampers just because I didn't show up to the draft (terrible hangover)
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>>731200158
LARPing in the cold is a shared experience that unites you with your fellow countrymen
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>>731200314
But I thought all Finns were autistic?
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>>731200158
If you can shoot, maintain a weapon, read a map and do basic wilderness survival, then I suppose it doesn't matter what you do.
Respecting the chain of command is the other thing, but it doesn't really matter if you get that from pointless gun-twirling exercises while being yelled at by a military officer, or you get it from scraping chewing gum out of the pavement with your teeth while being yelled at by a fat HR lady.
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>>731200158
>I'd rather wipe grannies arses for no monetary compensation than enjoy free housing, transportation, food, health care and clothing for half a year, all while you get to blast multi-million dollar weapon systems that you will never ever get to own in civvies.
Yes, it's legal to be gay and retard, but you can just TELL the fags who didn't serve from the crowd. They are, no joke, the ones that troon out sooner rather than later... or have serious mental issues.
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>>731200357
That's the propaganda the ADHD extrovert Burgers spread, because they cannot stand blissful silence, nor no-bullshit, honest talk without fancy formalities whenever we open our mouths.

Similarly, if you're uncomfortable getting naked with a bunch of guys in sauna, you will never make it.
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>>731200403
Its always the weeb tranbies too
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>>731200357
We are
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>>731200403
I dunno about that. I have also met a lot of people who have zero personality or arguments outside "I went to the army" imagine this being the only thing you obsess over for decades. It's almost like you can be a retard whether you served or not anon. I think it can be a great experience but it's not for everyone. I'm quite curious where you even see trannies in Finland though, I've seen two in my entire life and one of the might have been as a joke.
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>>731200474
>Similarly, if you're uncomfortable getting naked with a bunch of guys in sauna, you will never make it.
Sorry. Not all of us are gay
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>>731200629
There's nothing gay with nudity.
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>>731200620
>I'm quite curious where you even see trannies in Finland
Homo City and Homo City-adjacent places like Tampere and Turku
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>>731200620
It's a memorably experience that lends itself for many fun stories, but I do agree that the people whose entire personality is that they went to the army for 6-12 months are just fucking mongoloids.
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>>731200403
>wipe grannies arses
lmao @ this stereotype. I did my civil service at a film school. it consisted of a variety of IT stuff, photography, graphic design, checking fire alarm batteries and hauling firewood in a wheelbarrow. got drunk with the students and teachers after work. met riku and tunna. shit was pretty cash
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>>731196836
you don't want them they all ugli
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>>731200748
I also did civil cervice being a school assistant for retarded kids and it was a very nice experience despite how it sounds. The place also paid my rent, food and gave me a bit of pocket money for it.
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>>731196836
>your beautiful language
Said no one ever
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>>731200620
>I'm quite curious where you even see trannies in Finland though
My small town up North has a bunch of them.
All young-ish zoomers, never served. All of them use a silly weeb nickname instead of their "dead name".

At least one of them was proudly announcing that Hän is going through the operation soon.
Another one of them literally turned into a wannabe-femboy vtuber, I shit you not.
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>>731200629
It's only gay if you get a boner during Saunaklonkku.
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>>731195656
Seeing that style of internet brings vivid memories of being a teenager and masturbating so much that my dick bled. Good times.
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>>731200620
There's a few trannies in the city I live in, but it's nowhere near as bad as Helsinki which is just a complete faggot fiesta.
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>>731200824
Lucky, did you get your dick sucked
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>>731200767
nta but I (swe) got groped by two drunk Finn women on a kryssning from Stockholm to Helsinki in my twenties. I now find any Finn woman extremely attractive.
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>>731200907
Fuck no, and I wouldn't touch those pricks in drags with a 10 meter pole. Even calling them "traps" is an insult towards the term.

Most of them were okay persons, but I do fear that they will up the numbers to 43% soon. Especially post-op.
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>>731200620
Mostly >>731200675 but they've also started adding token trannies to some TV shows now because that's what America does. Same with how every show now must by law include one of the like 3 semi-famous niggers that exist in Finland.
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>>731200803
the best thing for me was that I basically had my own office set up in the server room. shared offices let alone open offices just don't compare.
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>>731201009
Mies ei kuokkaansa valitse eikä pelto valitse siementä, ulinat pois ja kylvämään
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>>731193271
used to watch the show every now and then, but I have more fond memories of my sub to pelit magazine from around 2000 to 2007 or so. sadly most of copies I had are lost by now >>731197123 yeah...

>>731193571
yes chaika
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You're not even human.
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>Haastavuus on peleissä niin harvinaista, että Dark Soulsin vaikeutta ylikorostetaan. Dark Soulsin koukku ei ole vaikeus. Sen koukku on se, että pelaajan annetaan pärjätä itse, eikä raahata häntä kädestä pitkin etukäteen suunniteltua temppurataa.
"muh hard" fags will never understand
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>>731197290
>for some reason.
Unemployment, economic downturn and the kokoomus politics of multinational companies. Fatness correlates very well with general economic instability and stress.
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>>731201061
Why does your language sound like someone strangling a downs but it translates to poetry?
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>>731201061
Takaisin ruottiin siitä, hintti.
I'm proudly hetero and married, and you too would vomit a bit into your own mouth if you saw those la creaturas live.
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>>731201106
Tämäkin sitten pilattiin, peleistä tehtiin niin vaikeita että tavallinen pelaaja alkaa käyttää guideja
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>>731201146
a man definitely chooses his hoe, what nonsense is this
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>>731200675
Yeah I guess my city isn't THAT big. But still on the bigger side so I'm a bit surprised how I don't see more around
>>731200824
That sounds strange, I figured you'd have more of em in the south. Maybe in sparsely lived areas it's easier for people to just become permanently online and get groomed into this shit
>>731201039
Yeah this I'm aware of, they added gay people first. I haven't watched TV in years so I only see this when visiting family
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>>731201083
Viivi.
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>>731201106
where is the quote from?
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>>731193271
there's nothing pretty about that woman, 2/10
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>>731201271
aina käy näin
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>>731201273
Dark Souls: PTDE review in Pelit issue 9/2012
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>>731200045
>tfw c-papers because 20kg overweight and psoriasis
got to enjoy life and fuck the gfs of army cucks while they were busy larping in the woods
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>>731201218
Did you know binnish biker gangs used to have a special old slag with whom every prospect had to have sex with to get their patches
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>>731196905
>2. Get a JOB.
no foreigner has ever made it past this brutal filter
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>>731201467
Can confirm
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>>731201379
Truly Pelit was the best gaming magazine ever made. Good takes, Pelipakki-romppu, kyö-pelit.. 5/5
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>>731193271
I've been looking for them, too...
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>>731195656
Miss playing browser games after school on that site
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>>731197126
Glad that I didnt have any femoids in my company. But the army is fucking playschool anyway these days
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>>731201083
>I have more fond memories of my sub to pelit magazine from around 2000 to 2007 or so. sadly most of copies I had are lost by now
I still have a bunch of them + Super Power + PeliMestari mags. I've been hunting more of them to my collection at later age.

Here's a little gift for ya, ALL the PELIT mags from 1996, in PDF form, ripped from the old, official PELIT CD-ROM:

https://files.catbox.moe/g51z7v.PDF

>alt.link:

https://www.mediafire.com/file/i5rtk9trdxbs69g/PELIT_LEHDET_1996.PDF/file

...and before anyone asks:
Yes, pic related WAS sent to and printed on the PELIT magazine back in the day.
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>>731199374
>handsome jeet
no such thing exists
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>>731201856
BAVSEVD
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>>731201856
>haastatteluissa
>Kerkko Koskinen
Noh Koskinen, milläs lolilla oli tiukin innie?
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>>731201952
Repesin
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>>731201856
huutista tuolle vinkkinurkkaukselle
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>>731202267
>bro thinks I didn't notice him accidentally posting this in the jerk off thread
sloppy
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>>731202341
why were you in there?!
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>>731199958
>pimu ilmoitti joko hänen tai dildon lähtevän. Pöydällä jöpötti TIE Fighterin jäljiltä Gravis Pro, joka oli kivulias kourassakin.
:DDD
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>>731202369
Jerking off
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>>731195656
Finally i have a reason to post this.

https://files.catbox.moe/3wwrw4.mp4
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>>731201742
The last exercise I went to was during covid times and because of strict unit segregation there were restrictions on which rooms of the barracks people were allowed to visit. Therefore, there were only so many bathrooms available for each unit. Therefore, unisex showers, Starship Troopers style.
The crew and NCO girls were the rugged tomboys. The officers were caked-up thots.
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>>731202534
Vitun hyvä!
Mikä jakso?
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>>731202543
Lucky bastard. The last exercise I was in was few years back and we slept in squad tents the whole time.
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>>731202672
Joku 2001 vuoden jakso. Tein tuon pari vuotta sitten, niin en muista.
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>>731202843
Löytyykö lisää?
OG jaksotkin maistuu jos vielä on säilössä.
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>>731196780
Every kid gets a chromebook these days when they go to lukio or amis. They can then buy the Chromebook when they graduate.
Not joking, I know some teachers who told me this.
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>>731202836
That's how it always goes. The exercise is on the field and you sleep in tents. But in the penultimate day you go to the barracks to clean up and store the squad gear and weapons, get a shower, eat dinner and go to sleep. The last day all you do is pack up your personal gear, return it to the quartermaster and go home.
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>>731196836
We are full.
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>>731193648
>Zoomer-junnus
>Binn-journos
Is this even English?
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>>731200149
The army has some unspoken qouta for women officers. I saw a fat woman vänrikki and a fat miekkakessu woman when I did my time 6 years ago.
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>>731203623
>Every kid gets a chromebook these days when they go to lukio or amis.
man and we wonder why all the kids are retarded lol
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>>731203761
finglish
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>>731203623
>>731203856
We still used chalkboard when I was in school, the teacher made someone clean it after lessons. Good times
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>>731203725
Never slept slept in the barracks during reserve training. Only when returning from the field there is a chance to go to barrack’s shower if there is time (never is).
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>>731203623
>Every kid gets a chromebook these days when they go to lukio or amis
Mate, almost every kid gets a Chromebook when they start their ELEMENTARY SCHOOL these days. And they're always utter rubbish.

t. ex stand-in teach

>>731203761
It's Binnglish, mate.
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>>731201604
It was a better era.
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>>731199770
>>731199958
Man I forgot how based Pelit used to be. We have lost so much
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>>731204387
It's over. Can these gen alpha kids even read handwriting or write on paper.
We were playing games during computerclass, so there is zero chance kids now are paying attention in class with the web in their immediate access.

It was already bad in 2015 when you could pull up your phone mid class to play clash of clans.
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>>731204591
I know it’s ironic to complain about screen time here but just think that kids can have 6-8 hours of screen time just at school. Then add homework and leisure time and that can easily make 10-12 hours a day. No wonder so many are wearing glasses these days.
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>>731201742
I had, it really left a black mark on my views of women and felt sorry for their boyfriends. Can't take any fictional women in fighting roles seriously either because of that shit.
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>>731200675
Funny enough I have seen more trannies in Oulu than in Tampere.
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>>731201863
Wrong
I had one come to my lukio as an exchange student in the ancient past and he proceeded to lay all the hotties I had no chance with anyway
It is truly a vittujen elämä
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>>731197123
I remember them also openly admitting if the game genre wasn't for the reviewer rather than a problem with the game, or even had two guys review the same game to give different viewpoints. PELIT used to be based beyond belief.
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>>731193271
Anyone got any episodes from the first year, 1997 ?
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>>731205016
Kek. Im reading this recently published Finnish war novel and over half of the cast is either woman, foreigner or tranny. Of course the tranny is most capable soldier.
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>>731205373
...why exactly are you reading it anon?
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>>731205373
Name?
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>>731205373
Jesus Christ.
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>>731205470
no he just had a long hair
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>>731205449
Because the premise was interesting enough before diving deeper into the book. Now I’m just gonna finish what I started. The combat scenes and tactics involved are pretty good but the cast and dialogue is cringe inducing most of the time.
>>731205452
Yö joka lankesi yllemme
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>>731201856
Thanks!

>pic
I lost it
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>>731205160
Can confirm.
Student towns seem to have an influx of fake womyn, but Oulunseutu is oversaturated at the moment. I've even met FTM wannabes, which is disturbing.
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>>731206452
the zippertits?
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>>731206452
Which is really funny considering how Oulu is the lesta center
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>>731193271
she looks like a nortubel character
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>>731196020
I knew I didn't hallucinate this show.
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>>731197157
The half pipe skate stage always fucked me over as kid playing on PS1
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I remember getting SSX3 because of a review on Tilt. Good times.
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>>731206735
Fun for the whole family
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>>731207526
I always preferred the second one for obvious reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMRhcrcs5YQ
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>>731196020
>>731196039
Game Over with Vito was the first time I ever saw Duke Nukem 3D. The game looked kinda scary to a 7yo me. Alien monsters in a vacant dark movie theater.
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>>731206758
Unlike Tilt, there's plenty of episodes of Game Over on Tube.

The 1996 competition reward speeches have been etched to my brain:

>NINTENDO 64 JA SUPER MARIO PELI! ARVO PARI TUUSAA!
>Kyllä voittajan kelpaa!!
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4chan passi sille joka toimittaa tilt.tv mirror's edge jakson
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>>731193271
>Visit Finland ONCE
>Finland beats Canada in hockey
>All of Helsinki filters out of their homes
>people standing shoulder to shoulder in Esplandi
>Naked people jumping into the fountains
>Chicks standing on top of bus stops, flashing their tits
>people climbing up the big overhead street signs and traffic lights
I thought you fuckers were supposed to be anti social introverts who hate this shit, lmao.
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>>731209532
Torille is a mandatory event.
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>>731209532
Helsinki and the rest of Finland are very different, this goes for most capitals. Most anti social introverts won't move to Helsinki, or will move away if born there. But yeah people do like their hockey
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>>731209532
>I thought you fuckers were supposed to be anti social introverts who hate this shit
99.9% of the time yes. But when Finland wins in Ice Hockey or the Eurovision song contest, they drink themselves to madness.
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man, gaming used to be amazing, I wish I lived through that era.
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I wish there was a finnish lost media group. Maikkari rarely release anything old and Yle also pretty much stopped uploading any new(old) stuff in Elävä Arkisto.
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>>731209532
Tori.exe and bachelor's parties are a big exception.

And in general, underneath every Finn's ice cold shell lies a warm and silly heart.
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Went to Finland once and the capital was incredibly brown and gay like most of nu-Europe.
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>>731209868
I've been honestly thinking about writing the Maikkari to release some of their older stuff, like TILT. Assuming they even have any tapes left.

>>731210101
>staying within Helsinki area for more than an hour
Your first mistake.
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>>731210101
Almost like this applies to every capital anon, foreign scum and immigrants only care about capitals. And it appears you also fit that bill
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>>731210176
Where are the based parts of Europe every city has some gay Ukraine or muslim gaza rally lol
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>>731210150
Nice. If possible, also ask them if they could release second season of Gladiaattorit, because virpi butt isn't in the land of the living anymore.
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>>731210286
why would I tell you
I don't want you outsiders coming here
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>>731209685
>>731209691
>>731209708
>>731209982
To be honest I loved my experience in Helsinki so much I kinda want to live there now, but fuck your garbage language and fuck your immigration requirements (no offense). I liked it so much I actually was an illegal immigrant for a while there.
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>>731210286
>Where are the based parts of Europe
OUTSIDE the big cities / capitals.
Also, don't try to mix pro-Ukraine stuff with Mudslimes vs Juice boogaloos, or else you'll get thrown over the nu-Iron curtain.
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>>731210507
>Matut on aitoja.
Mun päivä on pilalla.
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>>731209532
happiest country in the world btw
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>>731210507
>my experience in Helsinki so much I kinda want to live there now,
I'm sorry to hear that.
Housing costs are astronomical in Hesa, and the city goblins are annoying cunts.

>but fuck your garbage language and fuck your immigration requirements
Jumalan siunausta myös sulle, and good riddance!
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>>731210507
Requirements are made more strict to keep the scum like you out (no offense)
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>>731200805
How can you not find this beautiful?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=widZEAJc0QM
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>>731210571
how do I meet a trad virgin Finnish gf
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>>731210830
Buy being a trad chad finnish virgin male.
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>>731210830
Move to the country side.
Convert to Christianity.
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>>731210830
bee yourself
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>>731210150
Dont think about it, do it. Doesnt cost anything.
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>>731210895
How cold does the country side get
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>>731207079
It had a bug where you could get enough lateral speed to fly into the sky and stay there instead of falling to the ground.
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>>731211047
Depends on the region,
but it's not far-fetched to say that you should prepare for the temps to vary between -30 degress and +30 degrees Celsius throughout the year. We got four distinct seasons, and the weather conditions can vary quite a bit.

Just last month, there was a strong winter storm that pushed down tons of trees and pulled out a church's copper roof, after which the temps dropped to -35-40 C for a whole week.
Meanwhile, last July was scortchingly hot; +30-35 degrees, and sunny 24/7 for three weeks.
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>>731210830
be a jehovah's witness
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>>731211294
Stupid phone camera rotation shit, I swear...
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>>731210830
>come to finland
>bee urself
>hope for the best
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>>731211294
>>731211450
>-30
Wouldn't you be dead if the power went out lol?
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>>731211828
cityslickers baka
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>>731210507
>spoiler
Where are you from and how dark is your skin? I'll call you based or a piece of human garbage depending on your answer.
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Anyone else remember watching and really liking Subido?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvFDQ4boEFA
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>>731211828
Our houses are not made out of paper
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>>731211828
It would be extremely painful
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Gaming related since this was a prototype SingStar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyYj-WexAQ
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>>731211952
Europe and white as fuck. Being an illegal Immigrant in europe basically just means: "Stayed longer in the country than technically allowed" but it's not like anyone checks for this shit. But yeah, technically I was an illegal immigrant for months over there.
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>>731211828
>Wouldn't you be dead if the power went out lol?
Nope. I've slept outside in a tent for two weeks in such temps.

Like our German brothers also say:
there's no "bad weather". Just bad clothing choices.

Plus, many older houses have wooden stoves or ovens, and folks generally have been prepping more after Ruzzkeks started their 3-day special operation back in 2022.
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>>731211828
this prehistoric invention called fireplace boggles the mind of modern man
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>>731212202
>Europe and white as fuck
Alright, thanks for visiting us brother
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>>731211828
Not that anon, but I'd just heat the place with firewood only in that case, instead of firewood + electric heating.
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>>731212418
Fix your air intake vents, snownigga.
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>>731212418
what
sounds like a shittily built fireplace/house
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>>731212418
Close the räppänä when you're not using it
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>>731212296
Thanks for having me. It was a pretty great time.
>>731212321
Pretty hard to immigrate unless you are from a war torn country, or very rich.
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>>731212101
>voice Code Lyoko's Aelita
fuck
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>>731212714
>>731212629
Every third world country is so shit they automatically fit the bill for 'war-torn' status.
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>>731212802
i masturbatet to that show
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>>731212296
Rasismi on tyhmää
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>>731200045
Worked at the post office for 12 months because i didn't want to stop raiding in WoW for 6 months as a teenager
I was pretty good
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>>731212837
a french at heart
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Finns are the brown of europe
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>>731213463
Asians*
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Jonne's don't remember the fact that Pelit's editor-in-chief was a woman for 25 years. Tuija retired from that post in 2017.

Good memories in this thread.
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>>731213463
binland doesn't even exist they are an figment of your delusions please anon let the good dogtors help you
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What notable Finn characters exist in vidya, other than the obvious ones, like Ahti the janitor?
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I remember having a TORILLE moment when reading John Romero's autobiography. Dude namedropped Pelit giving Quake a high score a badge of honor. I remember them having an english summary in the backpages, presumably for the devs and other journos to see what they thought about the games.
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>>731194798
Just make sure to back them up, data corruption sneaks up on you when you least expect it.
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>>731213786
Louhi
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>>731201451
>fat fuck with skin cancer
>fuck anything
Nice fantasy
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>>731213786
the pigs in angry birds
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>>731213786
The player character in Infra.
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>>731212974
Mutsis on
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>>731213786
It's always funny to me how Finns don't count for diversity point despite being one of the smallest and ethnically distinct nations on the planet, just cause we advanced culturally past mudhuts and look white.
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>>731213786
Kati Räikkönen
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>>731212945
Helping people in need and treating them as your brethren, no matter their background, is as Christian as anything can be
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>>731213463
We're yellow you fucking bigot
>>731213786
Kullervo, pic related
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>>731210693
>That pic
It do be like that
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>>731214319
like he said, jewish
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>>731214319
One can help people in need without shipping them to one's country to shit up the place you mong
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>>731214234
That makes two packs of spares for the camera.
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>>731213786
ENTER
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>>731197290
>forcing people to eat plant-based
>eat more rypsi
>stop eating butter, eat plant seed oil based margherines
"Why are we getting fat?"
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>>731214676
Nigga, nobody follows the recommendations. People just like beer, sweets and ultra processed food too much
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>>731197290
Depression makes one eat and not having a job makes you eat shitty cheap food.
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>>731213786
This is a finnish man, according to the chinese.
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>>731213786
Valkyria Chronicles had some weird stealth-Finns.
Which kinda fits, as it's practically an animu-Winter War simulator.

Manga and anime shows have plenty of Binn characters though.
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>>731214835
Welt is another one
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>>731196836
don't
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>>731214676
Buddy if you think the calories in plant oil is what's making people fat, you just might be retarded.
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>>731214781
I don't think all the candy taxes and whatever help much either.
Now instead of people occasionally eating some candy, everytime there's sale they buy kilos of that and stuff themselves heh
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>>731197290
>Finland is currently 3rd fattest country in Europe
That's only because yo momma so fat
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e/b/in suomilanka :DDD spörä börä :DDDDDD
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>>731214889
He's literally me
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>>731215103
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>>731215030
Well, those Fazer kikes extorted the government to not raise it even higher and also true, the taxes didnt do much anyway.
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>>731214978
That shit is literally destroying your hormone levels, just use butter.
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>>731213786
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>>731215179
Ylilauta slang makes me cringe. Even worse when anons who post there speak that shit in real life
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>>731213786
Perhaps not notable but Otso Berg from AC Rogue is always on my mind because of his pronunciation of perkele :D

https://youtu.be/UHzo9-L1kvU?t=52
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>>731215424
YL is just a blatant Finn knockoff of ye olde 4chan. The site just became a massive edgefest, and then became a jewish cash-grab.
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>>731215545
And just a few years later they did the shitty Odyssey with authentic Greek accents
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>>731211995
>Welcome back, tervetuloa selkä
They said that like once after an ad break, and it's been eternally etched into my brain.
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>>731215597
I stopped going to ylis like 10 years ago when it became a jewish copy of suomi24.
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>>731195392
Laiha Sanna eiiiiih.
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>>731200803
It's better to be assisting retarded children than being bossed around by them
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>>731215597
There used to be more cultural exchange back in the day, hence picrel parody, but yeah from what i have heard it's just horrible ctrl+c from /vee to ctrl+v to yli.
Thank dog tornari killed my bad habit of visiting yli from time to time, with his autistic anti adblocking.
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Minkälainen on theidän paikallinen peliyhteisö? Ootteko missää jameissa tai miiteissä käyneet? Onko mitään ihan kunnon tuotantoa jolla on omat toimisto tilat jne?
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>>731216314
>Ootteko missää jameissa tai miiteissä käyneet?
No en vitussa, vähä nörttitouhuu hei :D:D:D
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>>731215597
It's amazing how absolute dogshit the site is nowadays. Just a quick glance at /b/ is enough to take a 360 turn
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>>731216494
Ilmaista roska ruokaa ja juomaa yleensä tarjolla, veikkaan et moni rupeais nörtteilee semmosen eestä.
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>>731216296
>>731216630
It's been worse, the aggressive anti-adblock and literal casino ads every 3 posts are gone. I still wouldn't recommend the site, just saying it WAS worse kek
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>>731216706
lisätietoja?
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>>731201742
>But the army is fucking playschool anyway these days
I'd strongly disagree, having compared my own experiences to my older family members ones. If anything I'd say it's the complete opposite. Though I'll add that it heavily depends on your unit/job.
t. 2/18 vyks.
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>>731216792
Ainakin omilla nurkilla julkiset jamit pystyttää joku yhistys niin sitä kautta on tarjontaakin. On niitä kavereidenkin kesken mutta se on enenmmänkin semmoista nyyttikesteilyä jossa kaikki tuo jotain pöytään viikonloppuu varten.
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>>731216630
>mandatory account registration
>7 day cool down before you can post
>shittons of basic features behind a pay wall

>>731216314
I've ran a few of those. Get's more and more difficult when you're old non-student and have to pay the rents, all while jobs keep disappearing and costs of living skyrocket.

>>731216792
Jams = game design competitions with a very limited time, and a shared topic.
FGJ is happening next week.

Many towns have IGDA Finland communities, board / cardgame clubs, and smaller, local groups, that work as a fine gate way to the communities. Just gotta prepare for some talkoo work, or else you won't be sticking around for too long.
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>>731193271
For me it was MoonTV and Kreivi Stakula's videogame shows.
>look him up
>died 2020
Damn...
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>>731214251
And one of the tribes got arbitrarily declared as the only indigenous people in Europe, just because they dress funnily and herd reindeer. Just because some bureaucrat has a fetish for American style noble savages.
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>>731214251
>advanced culturally past mudhuts
Only thanks to cultural imports.
Savupirtti...
Home...
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>>731217262
>the only indigenous people in Europe
This is very off topic but what the fuck, people have been living on this part of the continent continent for who knows how long.
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>>731217449
Yamna-talk
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>>731217430
>Savupirtti...
>Home...
VALESOKKELI!
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>>731217262
I hate the tundra niggers like you wouldn't believe brother...
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>>731217768
Its hilarious how the screeching about cultural appropriation by the 1/8 urban samis actually fucked up the sales of genuine sami handcrafts, clothes and such.
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>>731215597
I never looked back when they added r*ddit upvotes
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>>731218268
>actually fucked up the sales of genuine sami handcrafts, clothes and such
Wait really? Got any source because that's hilarious as fuck if true
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>>731218331
there you go m8
https://yle.fi/a/3-12132691
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>>731218268
>>731218331
Remember how they cried about Final Fantasy outfits?
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>>731218331
Not him, but:

https://yle.fi/a/3-12132691
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>>731218381
Thanks bro
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>>731215734
I remember them playing Halo with 4 players and Klaus, one of the hosts playing named himself Homo Klaus.
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>>731218381
>>731218446
Get woke, make the indigenous peoples go broke. A new META
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>>731216709
Omat kokemukset yliksestä
>lankoja poistellaan mitensattuu
>säännöt on salaisia ja muuttuvat jokapäivä
>aihe vapaa on stalkkeriden ja juoruakkojen paratiisi
>sopsy on alkanut myslimiksi
>ylilauta on nyt vauva.fi ja redditin sekoitus
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>>731205748
>Yö joka lankesi yllemme
hey this seems kinda cool, thanks for the recommendation
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>>731218573
>sopsy on alkanut myslimiksi
Mitä helvettiä
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>>731218573
Kävin siellä vähän aikaa sitten, nappasin linkit Prätkähiirien ja Muumien kaikkiin tuotanto jaksoihin ja en ole muuten käyttänyt.
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>>731218885
langat jotka sisälsivät gamerwords, paljasta pintaa ja lautakulttuuria häviävät nopeasti. Sopsy sanoi syyksi tulevan EU-direktiivin/lain
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>>731214835
>>731214889
>>731215135
Columbina is also another one
Weird how a singular Chinese company is that interested in Finland for some reason
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>>731219789
samaan aikaan tämä kaikki näkyy maksumuurin taakaa
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>>731217018
>mandatory account registration
>7 day cool down before you can post
>shittons of basic features behind a pay wall
So it's literally a 4um?
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>>731201271
nyymi nyt niitä chaikoja
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>>731220568
M-mutta nyymi.. tämä laudan pitäisi olla työturvallinen...!
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>>731219848
It's not just mihomo. All chinese games love finnish names.

Had to do a double take running into an NPC named Esko in the middle of a scifi city lmao
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>>731218573
>>731216709
Ite painuin vittuun kun alkoivat homoileen anti-adblockkailun, tunnusten vaatimisen ja muiden postausrajoituksien kanssa. Vuosia tästäkin on jo ja mitä nyt kuulee niin ei oo paljoo parantunu.
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>>731221286
Lauta revittävä irti ja uusi naulattava paikalle. Ei vittu tämmöistä touhua kestä.
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>>731221794
Vaihtoehtoja on ollut ylikselle tarjolla niin pitkään kuin se on ollut pystyssä!
Harmi vaan että 90 pinnaa niistä on ollut pelkkää paskan heittelyä seinille, kattomista mikä pysyypi ja vaikka oisi pysynytkin niin kuolema.
Silti tälläkin hetkellä meillä olisi tarjolla:
vastalauta(ylis mutta pieni käyttäjäkunta koska edellämainittujen kokoontumisajot bänniensä verran)
minilauta(loli, anime, kuollut)
nyymichan(1-3 kaveruksen päivittäisestä kahvitutuksestaan kertoilu)

Mutta joo, suomilaudat ovat eläviä kuolleita. Ovat olleet jo pitkään. Onneksi ikuinen nelikannu on vielä elossa.
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>>731222826
on noita pari muutakin mutta ovat vielä kuolleempia. vihaan moderneja suomilautoja koska kaikki yrittää olla "ei-ylis" osa 923373823 mutta onkin sitten ylis lite
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>have finnish friend
>plays nothing but hockey manager
>WILL talk your ear off about saunas if given a chance
I thought that was just a joke...
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>>731223162
We don't talk about those posers.
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>>731223162
Americans clearly aren't comfortable with the idea of stereotypes always being based on facts.
Usually, they ain't about some "OMG so racist!!".

That being said, (You) are talking bullshit out of your arse.
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>>731220971
anon... suspicious... as always... ban! will get!
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>>731223324
wtf is literally have megaforce on my desk
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>>731223324
I ain't lying, the man's got 3500+ hours in all the hockey manager games he has, its ridiculous
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>>731223861
that's weird, most of my finnish friends just have a ton of hours in fighting games
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>>731200008
How do I know if I was born a citizen?
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>>731210286
Can you please not be a faggot and not mix ukraine with sandniggers.
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I remember back in the day Nintendo kids got really upset when Tilt.tv gave Smash Bros Brawl 7.8 or something like that.
It's kind of like how IGN gave that one score to Twilight Princess that some anons still shitpost about.
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>>731223943
I once walked to a local game store in Oulu and saw someone placing a preorder for that year's NHL game.
Like, I know those hockey games are huge in Finland, and yet I don't know anyone who plays them.
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>>731225301
chad hockey players play those, you need to be in their inner circle to know
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>>731223943
I'm one of those.
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>>731225531
Mikäs sun myrkky o? Katutappelu, rautanyrkki, syylliset mutterit vaiko jopa kahdesti turpaan?
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>>731225614
taistelevat muumit
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>>731225646
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>>731225614
rautanyrkki ja syyllinen vaihde lähinnä, katutappelu + muut pelit siinä sivussa
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>>731214165
They're muslims tho
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>>731225671
meinaakko assymyllys käydä myllyttämäs
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>>731223324
>dreams about his country being literally a benis with balls
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>>731225748
En mä tollasiin lähde, asun liian böndellä eikä muutenkaan kiinnosta käydä ihmisten ilmoilla
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>>731197123
nnirvi is still writing. he has almost the exact taste in games as i do but the guy is getting on the years and getting too old for the games he likes
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>>731225752
There's that, but also in general Finland has a chip on its shoulder about Sweden. An average Finn's dream scenario is having some hot babes, a bottle of beer, and watching a game of hockey where Finland is beatin Sweden 10-0.
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>>731197123
pelit from the nineties is still the best
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>>731225791
No kuha et wifisankaroi kotoa niin mätkii vaa menemään
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>>731225752
There already is the benis river in a medium sized town, 100 miles down the road from the capital.
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>>731225912
:DDD
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>>731225903
Mut mä pelaan ihan modeemin vieressä niin ei haittaa et oon wifi warrior
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>>731226050
Voi vittuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>731226050
sinä senkin
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>>731226050
vitun modeemi
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>>731200357
only the alcoholic neet failures without jobs so pretty much every fin in 4chan
>t. 35y neet assburger
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>>731198968
yes. still working but been just writing columns for the last decade and reviewing soulslikes (or just getting a half-page side review for them for the last few years). still the most based journo i know but age has caught up with him. the day he stops is the day i unsubscribe from the magazine (been ordering since late nineties)
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This disc changed my life. I've played Thief ever since.
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>>731226767
>king's quest 8 and thief on the same CD
damn, what a whiplash in quality
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>>731200824
>hän
did you run that though google translate?
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>>731201218
man doesn't pick his hoe but he certainly chooses the field he sows
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>>731226907
Or maybe anon is doing a joke about pronouns
I just refer to trannies by se
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>>731196136
>Defender, upea peli viidentoista vuoden takaa
And now something like Dark Souls is 15 years old.
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>>731199492
I recall Nnirvi revealing back in mid 2010s that there is no single Nnirvi, it's like their Dread pirate Roberts title that gets passed on to new guy from time to time.
By that article, it was revealed that writer was Nnirvi #4.
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>>731227208
Some shit like Final Fantasy 7 is soon turning 30, even if I mentally think it's only like 20.
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>>731198968
yes, he has almost daily meltdowns on twitter about the government or orange man lmao
he tried going to bluesky but crawled back a few months later
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Nnirvi is just Finnish Yahtzee if you think about it.
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>>731212292
actually the types we have in finland are pretty unique in the inside. there is more to an oven than most would think
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>>731201856
Thanks, olette kulttuurin miehiä.
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>>731227596
Well, yeah. All boils down to how you want to heat the food, what kind of food you're making and if you want to use the oven as a fireplace to keep the house warm.
Like you wouldn't use the same oven to make smoked salmon for preparing a Christmas ham.
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>>731213786
tribal chief Kekkonen from lord of the rings online
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>>731225694
Unironically
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>>731227432
except he actually seems to enjoy the games he reviews which is the exact opposite of yahtzee
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>>731227723
what i meant was it isn't just a tube that goes from the room to the chimney. there are a lot of well placed empty spaces to allow for good draft and airflow so that you don't just end up with all the smoke inside when it is cold outside
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>>731228114
Eh, Nnirvi gets to be picky because he runs the magazine, and can tell someone else to do the reviews if he doesn't care. Yahtzee does one review a week, and is the breadwinner, so he has to pick something, even if it might be another installment of call of duty. If you have watched Yahtzee long enough you know what sorta games he's into.
But basically both of 'em are cranky ol' guys who are into their own respective little things, and been at it for decades.
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>>731228351
nnirvi isn't the head editor but he is the old relic in that everyone listens to and nobody probably wants to offend since if he leaves the magazine dies
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>>731219789
I thought boobies were banned because Mister Green doesn't approve?
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>>731228436
Basically the same with yahtzee. If yahtzee were to quit, Second Wind would go down with him. Escapist too immediately folded after he (and others) left.
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>>731228542
true
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>>731223324
>my hyper muscle girl thread edit still in circulation
ebin :D
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>>731193271
All i know about finns is that they like to get drunk, keep to themselves and tend to be somewhat racist. Good people in my book.
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>>731228990
They'll never admit to that racism part in person, but yes.
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>>731228990
that is all i have ever thrived to be

we had a really active indie development scene in the nineties since c64 was really common (computer of the people) and we adapted to wide-spread use of computers and internet earlier than most nations. shit loads of finnish games from late nineties to early 00s. disproportionally many games after that as well. more than from nations a dozen times our size
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>>731193271
those guns look like weird fleshlights in the thumbnail
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>>731210571
>When she sees my peanus weanus
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>>731229160
Do you habe any recommendations for older finnish games?
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>>731229194
so does she and that is why we still remember her and voted her into the parliament (and later, regional political positions). being a vidya gooner bait pays off
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>>731197126
What kind of masochist goes to intti at 26? I was 23 and felt I was too old for that shit.
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>>731201856
Nice, got any 2000s magazines?
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>>731229345
liero
wings (and cave shooters in general. it is a pretty endemic genre)
areena series
tapan kaikki series
death rally
those are probably the most well known ones
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>>731229473
Thanks i will definitely check them out.
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>>731229473
mine bombers
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>>731229685
N-neuro-sama?!
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>>731229653
yes. a good one. that one was really fun with a friend
we had a lot of shared keyboard games now that i think of it
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>>731229068
That is somewhat wide spread in europe. I know enough poles, germans and french that are the same way.
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>>731229345
Flatout, the racing game where you can wreck your competitors, is Finnish
It's also coming out for VR later this year, Flat2VR is making it
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pro pilkki
unreal world of course
trying to remember the name of one very early 00s survival game where you crashed down on an alien planet
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>>731229473
these being dos era recommendations and the first ones that popped into mind
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>>731229473
I'd recommend an old browser game named Muumipappa kalassa, but the only working copy of it exists in some fucking museum.
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>>731229873
That's finnish? Damn i played that a ton back in the day
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>>731226767
Holy kino
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>>731229731
yeah
slicks 'n slide was another one
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>>731229345
Does Unreal World count? Been in development since 2013, but still active.
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>>731230012
The first two Flaouts, yeah. The third was handed to a different team by the publisher, which is why that one was a shit show.
The original developers (Bugbear Entertainment) later made Wreckfest, if you've heard of it, and currently seem to be working on Wreckfest 2.
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>>731230121
>2013
not even close. 92 or 93 or something like that
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>>731230121
The violently wriggling game? I have it on my wishlist for ages
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlhMy3UkU_4
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>>731229345
Liero
Tapan Kaikki series
Tapan Kaikki
Mega Game I and II
Alien Phobia 1-3
Max Payne 1-2
Legend Of Grimrock 1-2
Baba Is You
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>>731230272
KINO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3zDNDKK3hU
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I tried playing Triplane Turmoil a few years ago but I've become a shitter.
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>>731229345
Tapan kaikki
It has pretty good blood splatter effects
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>>731229426
>What kind of masochist goes to intti at 26?
My cabin buddy was 28.
It took us 6 months to realize that. Rest of us were 19-20.

>>731229469
>Nice, got any 2000s magazines?
Only in physical form, sorry.
I've made a vow to someday scan and archive all of it... but I doubt that'll happen any time soon.
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gimi
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I miss the '90s.
https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM
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>>731229345
Operation Flashpoint Finmod
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>>731230861
That ain't darude sandstorm
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>>731230569
I heard that a few times now, i guess i will track that down first
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>>731229908
>trying to remember the name of one very early 00s survival game where you crashed down on an alien planet
Fuck I think I've played this too, but I can't remember much of anything else other than I've almost certainly played the game you're talking about.
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>>731230983
It's basically hotline miami before hotline miami
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>>731230327
Grimrock is the shit. I'm surprised that it didnt had a bunch of copycats
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>>731230951
Boys pls...
keep it VIDYA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLwZx1hyGL8
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>>731231093
but basshunter is swedish so can't talk about sitting in vent and playing dota
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>>731231090
Grimrock itself is just a copycat of the 1980s and 1990s tile-based dungeon crawlers. It's a retro throwback at its best.
Junnut ei muista, konsolihomoja ei kiinnosta.
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>>731227976
That's not the best picture to explain it, but yes.
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>>731231198
the only good games in the genre for the decade prior and after

should perhaps also mention crimsonland since it is pretty much what vampire survivors is (though the remake sucked since it locked the upgrades behind really shitty story missions)
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>>731231090
It's a niche genre. Japs kept making tile-based dungeon crawlers until very recently. Hell I bought my latest game of the sort in 2018 (SMT Strange Journey Redux and Etrian Odyssey Nexus). I think those games bombed though and there's your answer why we get no copycats.
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>>731231431
japs really loved wizardry so they have produced a LOT of dungeon crawlers, though with a little different feel to them
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>>731231553
Wizardry 1 just got a remake. So apparently it still sells.

>>731205240
>Anyone got any episodes from the first year, 1997 ?
I'd be interested in this too.
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>>731231553
My mind was blown to pieces when I found out that most (citation needed) of Wizardry games were made by japs
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>>731231864
classic
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>>731231885
Wizardry's one of those truly forgotten gems that influenced and inspired shittons of games and other popular media content around the world, especially in Japan.

https://youtu.be/zAuqTHGYIng?si=W5xhnb2UmZ7ErhBI
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>>731231959
>areena
My nigger
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>>731231885
Yeah, while Wizardry wasn't as huge as Ultima in the west, Wizardry got its fans in Japan, and that led to them influencing Dragon Quest, Final Fantasy and the like. Basically the JRPG genre as we know them kind of owes itself to tabletop RPGs and Wizardry.
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>>731231959
areena were great games. mostly played 3. 4 and 5
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>>731231820
Wizardry still gets ports and remakes because the japs bankroll it for whatever reason.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1308700/Wizardry_The_Five_Ordeals/ this came out a few years ago for example, even if it's originally a 2006 japan-exclusive game.
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>>731231959
>>731232028
didn't know there were any areena games after 5 but seems like areena 8 came out on mobile a few years ago. might actually give it a try. it is probably garbage but i'll try it for nostalgia's sake
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>>731232196
Japanese just happen to have a really fucking good taste
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Where's generally at?
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>>731229345
Assault Trooper is a classic, didn't see anyone recommend it yet

>>731231864
Fug I played this too

>>731231959
All my Areena runs always ended up getting bricked by the bug that corrupts your savefile or something and turns your team into a bunch of different characters
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Liero. 'nuff said
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So what are some more recent finnish games?
Baba is You, Noita, whatever Remedy is doing, ZeroRanger, Void Stranger?
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>>731232456
Void Stranger is the only recent game worth shit
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>>731232196
they love wizardry way too much. it led to the creation of many game series and tabletop games like sword world and wizardry tprpg which led to the birth of numerous fantasy anime series from the last 25+ years. now it is just mystery dungeon or dungeon crawl roguelike. mostly
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>>731232240
I'd rather be playing Etrian Odyssey or any of the good Rogue-clones (can't say roguelike anymore) than any of the modern Wizardry games. They just aren't that good.



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