Ruto is the best Zelda girl. EASILY.
>>731529382She's clearly going through puberty and is producing small budding breasts. Why would undersea fish people need breasts?
>>731529656To attract human males to be their studs.
cumming inside a FISH
>>731529656They can be torn off and thrown like water balloons
But why Princess Ruto?
Yeah she's pretty good.
>Huge, bare knockers >LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK PLEASE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME YOUR COCK GOD I NEED IT PLEASEHow do you pass this up? Is Link a faggot??
>>731529382Nah the best girl is Link
I hate the fish bra from the ds version
>>731529830He is 9 years old.
>>731529382You only say that because she looks like an 8 year old with prepubescent breasts and cunny.
>>731529768goddamn I love tits of all sizes. from small as fuck to fuckhuge
>>731530041Based.
>>731530009your point?
>>731529382のじゃ!
>>731531626 Based のじゃロリ energy. Ruto got that royal entitlement and isn't afraid to boss Link around-classic tsundere fish princess behavior. Makes the eventual team-up that much sweeter.
she's the best
>>731529382>>731529768Flipper Footjobs
>>731529382Are those extra eyeballs on the side of her head?
>>731531626Bring her to the octopus
>>731529830She died before he had any chance to start any kind of relationship and when he got sent back in time he would have never had the opportunity to win her over again. No wonder he was so depressed.
>>731532029
Careful! She's murdered millions.
>>731532131Man, Ruto and Big Midna in that gameShame the Switch Hyrule Warriors have to be shackled to Breath of the Wild
>Don't Tell My Father!If the panda is sad, you don't know the absolute fucking gold of this doujin.
>>731532251Eh. I don't like children
>>731532184I was really bummed the next ones were just botw/totk spinoffs, but now I'm just glad HWDE got made at all desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbEtG6wElA
>>731532364It's a credit to her design that while I can't stand her hammerhead I still love her a lot.
>>731532430little sister missionary
>>731529382lol that look on her face
>>731529382>we have ranamon at home
>>731534418too many clothes
>>731529830He doesn't, link impregnates each of the women from oot leading the next few games.
>>731529382I love you Link.
>>731529382Do those covers on her chest flip down
>>731529986A cute naked girl professing her undying dedication to me? I would've loved that at 9
>>731529830AND she wants to sit on your face too don't forget that
>>731534418I love Ranamon but Ruto came first meaning that Ranamon is just Ruto at home.
>>731529382Not even the top 3
>>731534418>symbolic cameltoe
>>731530041Me too, brother.I just love the feminine form. From loli to hag.
>>731532073I see those as light sensors which can be helpful in the ocean to sense of something is casting a shadow above you so you can avoid any monster.
>>731529382>remake adds flaps to her chest, implying there are nipples being hidden behind themso fucking good
>>731536860In their desperation to censor her, they confirmed her nudity. Fish nipples are canon.
>>731529656Lore wise: baby Zoras seem to be like Tadpoles where they don't drink milk, so their breasts serve no function on feeding their young. also Interspecies relationships don't seem taboo in Hyrule, so it's not far fetched that it was an evolutionary trait to attract a non zora mate.Dev wise: some Japanese dude got horny
>>731534418So many red scales
>>731534418I think Ruto came before Ranamon.
>>731537085Also Deku Princess implies the existence of Female Deku, how would they attract a mate? And what about Female Gorons? Do those exist?
>>731532364>BotW>Hyrule Warriors BotW>BotW2>Hyrule Warriors BotW2Make it fucking stop im tired of looking at it, since the initial trailer in 2014, like 12 fucking years we've been trapped in the exact same series aesthetic and world and at this point the next game in 5 years will probably be BotW3 with the same artstyle and characters AGAIN I hate it I hate it I hate it please something new anything new ever again.
>>731537247Maybe Female Deku are like Male Gerudo. Maybe they are like a queen bee.Maybe they are "male" and "female" in the same way flowers are.By which of course they are none of those things, because whoever invented the Deku didn't give a shit.
>>731537247
>>731537556>when you wear the Goron mask in OoT and talk to Talon he says it reminds him of his wife>Talon fucked this
>>731537225You got the full version of that slop?>>731537556I always though sapient races with next to no sexual dimorphism were cool. Not EVERY race needs to have a version with fatass big tiddie meat honkers just most of them
young ruto has little art
>>731539009And yet what we do have is endless fap fuel for me
Ruto made me like fish girls and now I have a fetish for other slimy girls like frogs
>>731539009Be the change that you want to see.
>>731529382hot take but I love Jabu Jabu's Belly. Escorting a cute bratty fish girl around was just a huge bonus
for me?
>save hyrule>come back for her>spend the rest of my days at lon lon ranchthe best ending
no it's midna
>>731537823Should be in here somewhere. Quality varies.https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/arxmkf0tvrq7pa52shz4l/AEQkYU1RoRlm61QEpYORCJg?rlkey=bnygam804554hde20gxnpq0lm&st=5edfbc50&dl=0
>>731539009>that one 69 with young Zelda
>>731542367Underrated ship
>>731542367First thing Link does when he goes back to Saria
>>731542367Me on the right
>>731532364>>731537443Since AoL went out its way to add a bunch of OC and NPCs as playables, they could have made a sequel with Lulu fighting with Mikau who would be a stand-in for Zora Link and so on with Darmani and the Deku Butler's Son for the other forms.
>Best Ocarina of Time romantic interest Sure, but debatable. >Best Zelda GirlNot by a long shot
Ruto's pussy slime is the same stuff as the slime all over her body
>>731543128I love that slut
>>731543298>no mod to make her bottomless. Fully modelled labia and everything
>>731537080I'm coomed to her fat tits milking my dick many times now and this thread is convincing me to do it again
kys white freaks
>>731543987Aww, baby didn't get to play Ocarina of Time as a kid because he grew up in a favela and couldn't afford a nintendo 64 (or a roof)?
there is a madman making top tier ruto animationsi hope he will make a walking cycle one day
teen ruto is best
love fish, simple as
>>731545721You think she asked King Mweep if scales down there are normal?
Zelda>Ruto>Saria>Malon but all are great. Child versions are better in all cases
>>731546572>Child versions are better in all casesOnly if you yourself are a child. In which case you should not be here
>>731529656Ask whales
Fish butthole
>>731544179Third worlder here, we just emulated it.
>>731529830The smell was....intense.
>>731546572>Child versions are better in all caseschild zelda is bettersaria default childruto and malon hell no
>>731541674Midna isn't in OoT, secondary.
>>731544641>Top tier>That modelLooks like those shitty 3D Sonic porn sfm animations.
>>731546650I was a child when I got attracted to these characters
Play it as a kid:>man, this fish chick is annoying and has a bad attitude. Yuck, now she likes me? No way, she's a brat. Wait, she waited all that time for me? Ew, move on. Play it as an adult:>huh, I really didn't understand how tsundere this fish was as a kid. Oh man, she waited all that time for Link off a vow then sacrifices herself for him? Best girl.
she dies in the end, like all the sage you meet. No matter how horny she was, she was destined to die a virgin
>>731547484She talks to you in the boss fight she's not dead
>>731547484Zelda reset the timeline. Even if sagedom meant dying, it's been undone. Link would need to put in the work to win her over to be human'd though.
>>731547602Only in MM/TP would she liveStill a Sage in Adult and Fallen timelines
>>731537085>Dev wise: some Japanese dude got hornyThose dudes produce some of the best shit, praise be horny Japanese creatives.
>>731547484Nintendo loves to kill off or prevent any of Link's romance. Ruto in OoT, Mipha in BoTW, Midna in TP.
Memory's failing as I'm preparing to go to bed. Do Zora need sleep?
>>731529382Ruto and Midna can't be beat. Nintendo hasn't gotten anywhere even remotely close since. OoT in particular was something truly special with its girls.
>>731548978The girls were even color coded for whatever route-o you could have chosen, if that ever made it out of dev talks.
>>731529382How do you deal with ugly fish head?
>>731536087t. Passage
cuteI always wanted a cool older sister
>>731549457>Anon in the background
>>731541526Did anon ever get his going into games machine back?
>>731542367Is this how gays have sex?
>>731548937everyone needs sleep
>>731548937BotW shows zora children sleeping in a pool.
>>731551915>BotW
>>731548937Ruto butt...
>>731554770Now there's the good st-->mGod damn it anon...
>>731529382...girl?
>>731555065that reminds me, i need to set up autodownloader to just auto add "m" to all pixiv files so that when people go looking for the fullsize image it already was the full size lmao
>>731555481You monster.
Real talk>Childhood friend loli>Tsuntsun loli>Ouju-sama loli>Loli that smells like goatsHow the hell are there people who would choose Malon?
>>731548937Pretty sure there were zora beds in MM.
>>731556390The stinky one is the prettiest and the most feminine.
>>731540513Adorable boobfish.
>>731556390She's the prettiest when she's older unless you only want lolis in which case Saria would be your choice
>>731556390I choose the big sister who promises to have sex with me after I do her a favor.
:Dhttps://files.catbox.moe/dwhdaq.jpg
>>731556390>Redhead + blue eyes>Down-to-earth but not hippydippy like the kokiri>Secure supply of eggs & milk>Great singing voiceThat's how. Malon is for the man or boy in it for the long haul.
>>731556390she could....take on the horses
I prefer Mipha.
>>731557701grim. why admit that, even anonymously online
>>731544641You can't convince me this isn't a going to be a jumpscare when animated
>>731543040>imageGod I wish the Minish remained a Zelda race. Resent how not only did they get deleted but their origins were retconned and stolen to create the Zonai. They're the same...Sky beings that have the power to create miracles.The Zonai use their magic stones and the Minish use their magic to create powerful things. But I find the Minish more impressive since the Minish have many types of theoretical powers. They're essentially masters of reality in terms of mastering everything in reality from atoms, flora, and fauna. Really hate how Link was going to explore a Minish style village in Breath of the Wild but that got axed. And it wasn't brought back for Tears of the Kingdom. And the same man who created the Minish made the Zonai so it seems like the man become a shitty animal fucker furry. Hope a nice dog bites his testicles off so that he dies.
which way, white man?
>>731556390She's strong enough to deliver a cow to your house.
>>731529731>Iwillnowcuminsidethisfish.pngAlso WRONG Saria exists.
>>731559201
>>731559064red fish wife
>>731529986I was fooling around with girls underneath my bed and behind houses by that point.Maybe Douk3D isn't a good first FPS
>>731544641HUMMINA HUMMINA THE FISH ARE REELIN' TONIGHT BOYS
>>731559064All of their eggs belong to me
>>731559064futa ruto fucking mipha
>>731559328>many hylians became stalfos just to get this cow into your house
I just started Oracle of Ages and is pretty okay so far. I hope Seasons is better.
>>731546349Ooooooooooooooh ruto is a hammer shark. Took me this long
>>731559385Is the stupid tail fin on the head a horn?
What's their tax policy?
>>731561775>and this is my husband>he has a very good arm
why do Zelda fans want to fuck fish so much?
>>731562089because fish are sex
>>731531626If she was a regular anime girl she'd have like huge fucking drills.
>>731537247DOLPHIN PUSSY JELLY
>>731562378ROYAL dolphin pussy jelly.
>>731561902Do you think he's like one of those fish that like fuses to the big lady fish
>>731543128>>731543206Every girl I have met with eyes like this has had BPD. Hot as hell, but god damn did they spook me something fierce.
>>731562661Your own fault for not being more crazy.
>>731563104why is zelda there instead of king mweep mweep?
>>731563648Well she's gotta let Zelda know.
>>731560732why did she do it?
>>731562089I want to fuck an interdimensional gremlin.
>>731563693zelda is not an authority figure on zora politics. Ruto can do what she damn well pleases. I'm pretty sure this screams child timeline so the king of hyrule is alive so zelda is just being petty and maybe racist there.or maybe she's mad because ruto dragged her in there to rub in her face despite her barely knowing link, or ruto, but ruto is being envious.also where the fuck did they find a modern day pregnancy test in hyrule
>>731566006Nah.Zoras have two separate races.
>>731566006Zoras are highly environmentally reactive. Evil water makes them evil. The ocean flooding the world turns them into birds.Zoras are the elves of Zelda. Goron are the dwarves. Sheikah, Gerudo, and Hylians are the humans.
>>731529656Buoyancy
>>731537481Deku Princess a cute.
>>731541056Such a real cutie.
>>731541674Yes it is.
>>731529656God made them for link so suck on
>>731547114And?
>>731567171These fish have been fucking for years, and everyone knows it and probably several the NPCs are their spawn.
>>731568480>off modelNot even a secondary, a fake fan
>>731568230Snotty toilet paper roll
>>731559064Left.
>>731562135Yes they are.
>>731566006River Zoras are fine, too.
>>731568528Have you SEEN all of the Rutos in this thread?
AND HER NAME IS
Sheik should fist me
Good afternoon, i hate women.
>>731570035hows the weather in faggotland?
>>731537481>>731568230Cute!
>>731570235I hate women as a concept.I love them as creatures. They please my dick.
what happened to that supposed zelda dating sim someone from here was making?
>>731568856>not posting her real form
>>731572935Supposedly it was bullshit or he underestimated Ocarina modding and it was pretty much canned.
>>731529656>Why would undersea fish people need breasts?They're mammals
>>731572935Could've sworn there was a post from them last week, but maybe I'm remembering wrong.
>>731529830i dont wanna fuck a fish
Zelda wearing purple to differentiate herself from Peach was a great idea.Blue also works I guess.
>>731559467>underneath my bedhuh?
Wait, there's two? Kind of strange, but I'll never pass up an opportunity to tell you how much I love redheaded farm girls.
>>731564151COW IN HOUSE
>>731546537fetish unlocked
>>731537556lmao
How come no fan art of Mama? Can't find a single piece. I know she's a minor character, and a little obscure, but you'd think there'd be SOMETHING, considering how she acts in the game.
>>731583316It's painful having an interest in Zelda's minor yet no less fascinating characters.Iris the witch from the Village of the Blue Maiden has, like, two pieces.
>>731576785There is a guy in the threads making his own like Zelda porn game that looks kinda neat
>>731585091That may be what I was thinking of. Looks promising.
>>731585091Many people have said the same thing. I'll believe it when I see it
How does her "clothing work", does she have to tear up her own scales?
>>731588776the fin bra is not canon and a crime against gamers
>>731568230>>731537481How did she fit in the bottle?
Cunnilingus with Ruto while she's laying a batch of inferile eggs (free cavier)
>>731590060hey shes not a chicken
>>731589230Flexibility.
>>731590060But we've seen canonical Zora eggs and they're massive
>>731589230Dekus are made of balsa wood
>>731590060That is not how that works at all.
>>731539009This is exactly what AI is for, fill in the gap thats missing anon.
>>731546349Actually my favorite Ruto art. She looks so cute here.
>>731566475....the world being covered in water make the fish leave.....
>>731558980They'll reuse BotW a second time, but you now have Minish societies all over the land where you can shrink and find them hidden in rocks, tree stumps and even underwater. And the worst part is, it'll be interesting enough that people won't mind it at all. They're gonna reuse that map so many times but add a twist that hypes the populous enough to where they won't tear the Zelda team to shreds.Speaking of Minish Cap, have a Mama.
>>731594479>Get to use everyday objects to make tiny cars and shit>Underground sections where you fight inside anthills... I'm onboardAnd give me Castle Town this time so I can run around in it while shrunk
>>731594706>And give me Castle Town this timeManI was really hoping we'd get a resettled Castle Town with Tears
>>731594195Blame seawater pollution or blame the fact that the flood was there to prevent people from going to hyrule and magically pushed the fish people onto land. Or just call zora freshwater fish.
The other is fading.Prepare for migration.
>>731594706And this is the boss of every garden area.
>>731594195It's a divine curse, only monsters and that map fishman live in it.
>>731595540>Or just call zora freshwater fish.The OoT Zora are freshwater, the Majora Zora are saltwater, and in Labrynia from Oracle of Ages they establish that the classic enemy green Zora are freshwater while the civilized N64 Zora are saltwater.Trying to make sense of the lore is pointless
>>731595827TP Zora were also FRESHBut then TP was a naked retread of OoT (I love it, but it is) so that's unsurprising
>>731536420Proof?
Top 10 most fuckable Zelda girls:MalonCiaMidna (Imp AND Real form)Riju(mini)Purah (TotK)HildaZelda (any)HenaKinaMarin
So is she immortal as long as she keeps up on her youth-regen science?
Check this shit
>>731532251Very nice, 8.5/10
>>731595715
>>731596423I would imagine there HAS to be a limit diminishing returns at some point.
I want to be a Kokiri girl's sex slave
>>731596423There's a non-zero chance she'll be a reoccurring character from now on
>>731529656Floatation sacs
>>731597317Gotta wonder about that. Shiekah Slate may use ancient tech and magic, but it defies most natural law. Stasis makes enough sense (any impact soaked up is released in one huge blast when time's up) but it can just freely create explosions or magnetize/attach shit.Maybe the current process she uses would need refinement after enough times going through it.
Reminder that we have a based draw friend making a ruto onsen picture. Can't let the thread die until it's finished
>>731597521Purah was so fucking goated.
>>731597694Proof that not all heroes wear capes.
>>731529382how were ruto and link not digested?
I don't necessarily want Ruto to be a kid, but I do think it takes away form her appeal a little when she's too MILFy. She should have a lithe, swimmer's body or as close to it as possible while fitting her booba
>>731596869I honestly think BOTK had the worst core trio the series has ever seen. Even blank slate non-characters like the NES incarnations outdo them.I fucking hate Skyward Sword but I would still take the Hero of Lips and the Gaslighter Demigoddess over BOTK Link and Zelda.
adult ruto vs young link
>>731597934I fapped to that titty fuck webm
>>731548937this fish brat is the reason for my current liking of monster girls
>>731597915BotW/TotK are not the greatest but the LttP/LBW characters just have no personality or staying power whatsoever
>>731597852Jabu Jabu's metabolism must be especially slow. It's not like it does a lot in Zora's Domain besides laying about.
>>731548937>Do Zora need sleep?This is further proof that monster fags in these threads are filthy secondaries who never touched a Zelda game. How the fuck are you in a Zelda thread and never played BOTW? You would know Zoras sleep in the game.
Botw+ zoras look weird as fuck
>>731597915Say what you will about them, but BotW Zelda is by far the best developed version of her though. You could argue other Zelda's had better personalities but she was far more fleshed out. Link is Link. The only Link with any kinds of standout personality is WW. BotW Link is a bit more goofy that some others. Ganondorf has ALWAYS been bland outside of WW, and even there he only had one notable line. He was pretty proactive in ToTK using a fuck toy clone Zelda to fuck the world up.
>>731597934Loli Ruto x Adult Link
>>731597379Good. Milf Purah next? Who actually had kids? Who are just clones of her because she's a mad scientist?
>>731597694oh really whats their name then? (I want to see it finished)
>>731598164I respect your take, but it is objectively a garbage take. BOTW zoras were peak.
>>731598606>>731598164I don't like their toenails
>>731598556go read the last thread jesus christ you tourists should go back
>>731598637that's cool, but when the BOTW zora were so peak they spawned multiple hentai doujin from different artists, you know your opinion is wrong
>>731598570cute and festive styla
I love Zora but they are an anomaly that go against my usual fetishes.I like pubic hair, Zora are hairlessI like long legs, BotW Zora have short stubby legs
>>731598887Just give them scale or fin pubes, easy
>>731594479Here's a sidequest. Create special boss fights against rare insects and once Link subdues them he could either craft their remains for rare items or keep the insect alive and give it to Agitha since she collects rare insects.
>>731598887Even the water girls I slop don't have pubic hair even though I prefer giving them actual hair on their heads. Something off about it.
>>731599057That would work well given you use horns and teeth as weapons in BotK, The lack of insect enemies is damning enough. I think we're due for either a minish-sized quest or a land of giant insects. You may even get to craft armor.
>>731599297Zelda has giant insects as enemies so a good sidequest could be that there's a swarm of giant insects roaming all over the world and Link is trying to find the items he needs while collaborating with the Minish to unleash a spell that will shrink only the massive insects terrorizing everyone. Imagine that one scene with the robotic guardians that already look like insects but with actual insects wrecking things. Shrinking insects right back to their correct size would be a neat quest.
>>731598164They're alright but the OoT/MM style is just iconic for me.
>>731598465>BotW Zelda is by far the best developed version of herAnon I could give you a full autistic tirade that goes nowhere about how much I dislike BOTK's Zelda but I'll give you the tl;dr and say that almost every "development scene" she had made me dislike her more and more. In my eyes, she's dethroned OOT Zelda as the worst of the bunch, and by a wide margin at that.God I fucking hate Hylia and everything that's come of her.
>>731600215preach brother, I completely agree
>>731598465>BotW Zelda is by far the best developed version of her though.alright buddy what's your cope for ST Zelda not counting
>>731600215I wish I could separate BotW Zelda from her fucking atrocious voice actress but I can't, and I've been playing BotW and TotK with French/JP voices since the first Divine Beast in BotW
>>731600215I mean, it sounds more like you dislike her type of arc (and/or how Fuji just discarded the three goddesses). Insecure girl who (initially) hates her duty but grows into it after much angst. That's fair, it's not exactly original. I'm not saying she's a fantastic character either (I think Midna is better than every Zelda combined) or anything but it's more than TP Zelda got who is pretty much a nothing character personality wise.
>>731600382Personality wise, ST Zelda is the best and after that Pre-transformation Tetra.
>>731596951Link being 'sealed' inside the Twilight Realm would unironically be a good deal for both Hyrule and the Twili. It would be like the polar opposite of what happened when Ganondorf got thrown in there.
>>731600382Seventeen years and going, still the greatest.
>>731529382She is so cute I would marry her even now!
>>731597915BotW and TotK aren't even Zelda games so anything they do is an insult to the franchise as a whole.
>>731529382>when she sees you bring out the laptop and hdmi cable
>>731597694His previous request completion last week
I'm going to fuck that stoner princess lol
>>731601060weed addiction leads to increased anxiety, nausea/vomiting, shakes, aches and pains, decreased concentration, low motivation, and red eyes
>>731600814cute ghost
>>731600585>but it's more than TP ZeldaTP Zelda has less than 15 minutes of screentime, that really isn't high praise. And even then, TP Zelda makes good use of what little time she does have, even if her sacrifice being undone makes even less sense than TOTK Zelda's.Man I wish TP2 was allowed to happen.>>731600925Anon I don't care for the open air games (so far) either but I really don't feel like having this conversation.
>>731601112>and red eyesI will now smoke one million weeds at once so that I may slip into the shadows at last.
>>731601112It's okay I can relieve her symptoms with an edible
>>731600215This.BotK Zelda worn out her welcome quickly and if it wasn't for cutscenes being "optional", she would be more hated than OoT Zelda.
>>731601283DudeTwilightLmao
>>731597379Meanwhile they are going to keep shoving fucking Beedle everywhere
>>731601305>>731601283enjoy your cyclic vomiting syndrome
>>731601571I didn't say I partook you whiny little bitch
>>731601626calm down
>>731547484>she dies in the end, like all the sage you meetReminder that the only they awoke as sages was because the last batch died and could no longer serve thanks to that.The sages dying is fanon.
>>731601243Just putting that out there. If you are a BotWfag in a thread for actual Zelda then don't expect to be taken seriously or treated as a Zeldafag.
>>731601654>the last batch diedRauru has been dead for so long that the Gossip Stones explicitly call him ancient. And yet, he remains the Sage of Light.
>>731601653with an edible
>>731601674Why don't you post your favorite Zelda girl's bazongas then, big boy?
>>731601654Darunia locking himself inside the Goron-eating dragon's room without the hammer that kills Goron-eating dragons.
>>731601243We'll just have to agree to disagree then anon. I felt literally nothing for TP and think she's entirely carried by her design. Even if BotW/Totk is far from my favorite iteration of her, I'd probably take whiny with an arc over cardboard. You'd probably say the opposite though kek.
>>731536487>>731534418Ranamon would tickle Ruto into submission
>>731601823
>>731601881You ever register how spiky that nigga is, though? Like boy set up specifically to get stuck in some snake-ass bitch's craw
>>731602267Gorons work like most shelled creatures, the tender underside is the weak spot.
>>731602686There's good eating on one of those
>>731602267>no Goron-Pufferfish Zora hybrid yet
I bet Goron cum is pretty heavy insode your body like a bunch of rocks
I forgot how railroaded this game is. This is genuinely terrible and I don't want to play it anymore.
>>731603226Then quit.
>>731601283So what's up with Midna. Are the black parts of her skin like, shadows worn as clothes or what?
>>731603295I am, I feel like a significant part of my day has been wasted. The only fun moment I had in the game out of like 4 hours played was realizing I could backflip over a fence to sequence break getting a heartpiece early. Everything feels like its on a straight line, and I just know the whole game is gunna be like this except for water temple. Genuinely, how can people praise this? All replaying this did was make me realize zelda has always been bad.
>>731603468I don't care about your feelings on the matter. Just quit.
>>731529656I don't know, but I always get rock hard from the smell whenever I go with my three gay uncles to the local market. We live in Laos
>>731601787Then who are the spooky ghostmen that don't correspond to the other OoT sages that sealed Ganon in the timeline where Link snitched on him before he could do anything?
>>731603468Play randomizer
>>731603462Imp form would imply the former, but it gets murky when she gets herself back. Gonna consider it a mode select that Twili have rather than them putting on or taking off clothes.
>>731603578>three You were both through a vagina retard.
>>731603468>play game>wtf it isn't as amazing as the thought of it in my headWelcome to the real world, kiddo. Take a seat, you'll be doing this until the day you die
It's hard to tell what kind of thread this is supposed to be.I think I'll post it here anyways.https://files.catbox.moe/2ebd7s.zip (OOT)https://files.catbox.moe/g94air.zip (MM 2ship)https://files.catbox.moe/0bl8bv.zip (MM Recomp)
fun fact, miyamoto stated during an interview that all the female characters in ocarina of time are based on different girlfriends he had
>>731603608Never made clear, for this exact second I'm going to headcanon that link snitched, Ganondorf didnt get to do his plan, and then whatever happened that eventually led to him being captured and executed, and by that point they just had volunteer old guy sages or something.
stop fucking responding to it you idiots
>>731603884Then quit.
>>731603468It's okay, you don't get it.You've gatekept yourself.
>>731603909Noooooo I need to give Hiro his engagement <3 4chan is supposed to be le shit, stop wanting it to be good
>>731603909>stop interrupting the circle jerk and actually discussing games
>>731603809They'll come in handy. Thanks for dropping them in here.
>>731603923Game has already been removed from my PC. I discussing my thoughts on the game after playing it.
sword pretty
>>731597694OMG NIPPLES AAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME MODS!!!
>>731603468Crazy seeing people just shitpost for no reaons.No the game isnt some crazy sequence break thing like.... Super Metroid was and basically no other game . But its extremely freeform by zelda standards.After the child dungeons, which are the narrative introduction to the game and must be done in order, the forest temple HAS to be done as the first Adult dungeon, then the order has opened up enough that you can do Spirit Temple without ever even touching Fire.I don't know what games people were playing where their enjoyment is based entirely around glitching through walls or something to not play more of the game, but complaining you need to do the intro of the game, before the game has even introduced small keys, in a set order (assuming you never stop to do any side content), is just an insane take. This entitled mentality of players never wanting to play along with what the devs want them to do is what leads us to BotW, where you have to try to curate your own experience to an insane degree to have any fun, lest you accidentally skip past every encounter or level designed in the entire game and end up with no memorable experiences (e.g. I wasnt careful enough and skipped the entire Spirit temple questline in TotK because I went up a falling rock without realizing it would take me to the end of the storm section which I also didnt know was story relevant, thus robbing me of the entire experience of having to discover the way up there and do the whole level up to the heart door and all that).
>>731603809Anything new in those versions?>>731603841One smelled like fish, the other like a barn.
>>731603226After you get the bow you can do all the adult dungeons in whatever order you want. When I played it as a kid I beat the desert palace right after the forest palace.
>>731604097I was a Metroid Prime kid so I took great joy in listening to all of Fi's analysis dialogues after every bit of major progression.The thing that bothered me most about her was the fact that she doesn't develop at all. Groose has a little arc, Ghirahim has three forms before he becomes the Anti-Master Sword, but Fi is completely static as you get the Golden Goddesses' flames. To this day, it doesn't really sit well with me.
>>731603841Even Epona?
>>731604216Shadow temple event does not trigger until you have finished Forest/Fire/Water.
>>731604143>No the game isnt some crazy sequence break thing like.... Super Metroid was and basically no other game . But its extremely freeform by zelda standards.No, every dungeon basically holds your hand and leads you along a series of theme park rides then dumps you back off at the start of the dungeon. It unironically feels like a skyrim dungeon. Are you kidding me with this shit? Like when I'm playing SM64, there's immediately ways for me to play the game faster and better than a 5 year old. This is not inherently preset in OoT. There is no way for me to escape being treated like a 5 year old. Going from room to room and seeing the game go "HEY LISTEN SHOOT THE EYE TO OPEN THE DOOR" over and over is not fun.>complaining you need to do the intro of the game, before the game has even introduced small keys, in a set order (assuming you never stop to do any side content), is just an insane takeAny game that needs hours of tutorial is bad. SM64 has zero tutorial. It just lets you loose. I'm play Ketsui right now. Its 20 minutes long but I'll probably wind up playing it for 50 hours and having more fun the entire time than I would have playing OoT. And it can be 20 minutes long and be that fun because its switched on immediately, its not like "oh um okay we gotta dip our toes in the water for the next 10 hours, lets not go too fast now, gotta spoonfeed the player upgrades every 5 minutes to string them along, just braindead setpieces and constant progression". Like this feels exactly like everything wrong with modern nintendo games, I feel like I may have actually found ground zero for where everything went wrong.
>>731604216>After you get the bow you can do all the adult dungeons in whatever order you wantWhy does the order matter when all the dungeons except water temple are a straight line progression-wise? I don't see what you don't understand here.
>>731604490He's baiting>I feel like I may have actually found ground zero for where everything went wrong.Made it waaaaay too obvious
>>731604489>he posted wrongthink, save me jannyWhat is this, reddit? lol
>>731580171You never had girls over? You're just goofing off, or wrestling, or hiding from another kid under the bed together and suddenly your weiner is hard and your brain is screaming at you to pin her down I was molested tho so experiences may vary
>>731530041True, Princess Ruto is proof that even small boobs can be attractive if they have good shape.
>>731604362ESPECIALLY Epona.
>>731604542In fact, I feel mario galaxy is the first time zelda spilled into and ruined another IP. Like that's the first mario game where you have to sit in your retarded hub every 10 minutes and listen to whatsherface explain to you how you just unlocked 50 billion things. Just constant progression spoonfeeding. OoT is definitely where this started and every nintendo game is like this now.
>>731603553>>731603638>>731603884>>731603941>>731604143>replying to the attention seeking tranny baiting for interactions.
>>731604715I replied to his second post, there was some benefit of the doubtUnless this is a cheeky joke where I shouldn't respond to you either, but rest assured I won't reply to you again either
>>731604358The fact that Ghirahim developed a little (getting more bothered the more progress made while revealing himself as the anti-Master) and Fi got none was a bit of a cop-out. She still cute tho.
>>731604156Nothing major. You can put shields on your item slots like you can with boots and tunics when playing OOT. Latest 2ship release was just bugfixes. And OOT Recomp still isn't done, so nothing to report there unless you like Banjo-Kazooie.Here's the changelogs for SOH and 2ship, if you care to read them.https://www.shipofharkinian.com/changeloghttps://github.com/HarbourMasters/2ship2harkinian/releases/tag/3.0.2
>not wanting to breed with Zelda and keep the pure Hylian blood from dying outWhy are NIntrannies like this?
>>731605098History proves that Hylians ultimately replace humanity, so I have no obligation to the Hylian race. Quite the opposite, if anything.
>>731529382I never noticed the expression on her face.
>>731604856
>>731605098Anon, link is a male. He can breed with ALL the girls without issue.
>>731604856I like how Ghirahim is supposed to be the "anti-Master Sword" but he gets no build up to that form or explanation, he just turns into it and it serves no other use other than to be Demise's sword.
>>731605035Thanks King. Have a queen.>unless you like Banjo-Kazooie.I do, and I'm curious to try that out soon too.
We should have Linkle as a female protagonist option. Girls can be heroines too. BotW Link was literally made to be more feminine so women could self insert, but my idea doesn't require riding the alphabet crew line
>>731605797When they debuted non-mummified TOTKdorf and gave that glimpse of his Demise form, I started hoping Ghirahim would come back too, even if only as the sword. I think that would've made the whole Demisedorf thing more palatable. It would for me, at least.Instead, we got "the Gloom Sword" and Demisedorf's top guy is a crossdressing Phantom Ganon in perfect Zelda cosplay.Am I not supposed to have any expectations for Zelda at this point? Does Fuji really only care for the lamest parts of SS?
>>731606306Linkle isn't a hero though and she's incredibly prone to getting lost.
>>731606306Or the titular character herself.
>>731603462Yes, the Twili wear shadows as clothes.You might notice that true form Midna wears a shroud, but you might also notice how little vegetation grows in the Twilight Realm. Clearly, wearing clothes made out of actual plant fiber is such a rarity there that it's reserved for royalty.
>>731606306I agree, but I also think Linkle should be Link's sister. The idea of her being part of a/the heroic bloodline makes her wielding the Master Sword much easier to swallow than if she remains a random farm girl with a dream/delusion.
>>731607128I thought the Hero's Spirit isn't tied to a bloodline like Hylia's lineage is.
>>731606703Play through her campaign in Hyrule Warriors.
>>731536860They could get away with nippleless breasts with Nintendo 64 graphics but not when they actually look like breasts
>>731598570>someone made new Styla art recentlyHoly shit.
https://youtu.be/0ATBhu-W8t4?si=sMY1Tkc2WwxdoFfI
>>731606306Just change her awful name. It seriously ruins what is an otherwise 10/10 design.
>>731607205It's not, which is why Linkle could step into the role in the first place. The sibling thing is something I've been thinking of since it became apparent that the Hylia thing is never going away.After EOW, it feels like Link and Zelda are going to be more like a team going forward. Don't know if that's a schizo-level theory, EOW was a Grezzo game after all, but that's just how it feels to me. So if Fuji wants his dumb goddess waifu to actually be helpful AND present, then they could pull a Wind Waker and have the hero's call to adventure be their sibling's kidnapping. Whether that's Link going to save Linkle or vice versa depends on who you picked as your character.
more fish
Fish woman scratch an itch I never knew I had.
More reds.
