>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like>the Youtuber keeps adding unfunny quips every 2 seconds
i don't watch anything that is ~5min
>>731586018>open vid on interesting topic>video is 40 minutes or sumshit>close after 5 because most run time is comical exagerations and/or rephrasing the last sentance they said
>recommended video of guy I used to watch years ago>look inside >effeminate voice >check profile>she/herWhy is this getting more common?
>>731586018um what did you expect watching a fucking autism essay lmao
>>731586018I dont really see vidya essays uploaded anymore, sucks cause they were always nice to put on the background
>literally anything>JJK/JOJO/blue lock editwhy are they fucking like this
>>731587320give it a few months they’ll add gachiakuta gay shit on there too
>>731586018>look up tutorial for downloading mods for video game>first result>fagtuber adds bits to pad time while constantly reiterating THIS IS NOT FOR MONEY
>video essay>youtuber adds title cards with Majora's Mask new day sound effectThose video essays are cancer.
>>731587171Most of them fell into the streamer curse and people are retarded enough to still subscribe to their Patreon despite that.
>>731586018Literally this fucking guy. I was interested in the review but he can't fucking help himself from doing le funne joke every 2 seconds. And worst of all, he speaks so slow you can just watch it at x2 speed and wouldn't even notice if weren't told.
>>731586018>oh cool a video essay
>>731587705I hate video uploaders that are so egotistical they make me look at their face for 80%+ of the video
>>731587083Fuck. That smug face is so fucking hot.
Video essays used to be kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGHook9nTeQ
>>731587083most personally shocking one for me, considering how much I watched protonjon's stuff as a teengager. with hindsight, it does recontextualize his continued acceptance of that weird ass rosajon art that I saw on the rare chance I checked out his streams
>>731587083he looks like a man in a wig. Why do they do this? Don't they have mirrors in their houses?
If your essay has to be longer than 30 minutes then you are a shit essayist.
>favourite youtuber makes video on my favourite game>he shits all over it
>>731587980>Don't they have mirrors in their houses?No, but he does have a wife to tell him how beautiful he applied his make up. Not sure for how much longer though...
>>731586018>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like>its just them verbally recounting the plot with no discussion or dissection while unrelated gameplay clips loop in the background
>click on video about game I like>30 seconds in, star wars reference>30 seconds after that, thanos reference>I click off the videodon't even remember what it was about. lol.
>"analysis" of videogame/book/movie>4/5ths of the video is just a talkthrough of the plot>"Analysis" just explains what the surface level themes are for five minutes Making money off YouTube must be easy desu
>open video essay>black screen>ticking clock sound>"[YOUTUBER] presents" fade in and out>"A video essay">"Funded by [PATREON SUBSCRIBERS]">"Sponsored by">Close video
This still cracks me up
>>731588249Even worse is when the game in question has a lot of shit happening under the surface that the guy just doesn't get because he didn't play previous entries or know more about the studio.
>>731587083Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>731586018>video essay>coolyou can only pick one
>>731587083Even worse than this is when the youtuber sounds like a regular ass dude until he does a live camera bit and its a 6'5 man in a dress and wig jumpscaring you.
>>731586018>click video>fat guy with a mic and sunglasses in front of a green screen starts talking>close video>dislike>do not recommend channel again
>>731587083is it possible to pull off long hair without a beard as a male or will people just assume you are a tranny
>>731588304How in the name of god is "A J.K Rowling tweet" alongside rape and all that other shit?
>>731587083HRT hit white nerds like crack in the 80s
>>731586018>>oh cool a video essaynope
why do liberals have the need to virtue signal so hard in their videos?
>>731588468It's a downward spiral to appease people like this. You either get shit on for forgetting one tiny thing, or you include every second of your video that 1 viewer out of who-knows-how-many might find triggering.
i don't watch anything
>>731588452i'm clean shaven with long hair and have never been mistaken for a troon. i think it's because he's intentionally styling his hair more feminine. plus, he has makeup on. as long as you don't partake in faggotry like that, i think you'll be fine
>>731587083>guy reviews super niche games for years>finally starting to hit it big>suddenly uploads a video about them trooning out>a year later his channel is gonegrim
>>731586018>Click video game critique video>Tuber says the game is boring>Spends more time talking about a completely different game he likes>Complains that different game had a bad remaster>But it's a good game>What the fuck was this video about again
>>731586018>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like>it's actually just them retelling the plot of the game in their own words
>>731588468I'm gonna be honest even after all these years I have zero clue what JK Rowling actually did wrong. The exact same Tumblr freaks that used to worship her are now the ones that genuinely want her dead
>>731586018Here are some immediate red flags>Video longer than 1 hour>IP only appeals to Zoom zooms and kids>"Here's the real story behind X" or some dogshit thumbnail>The most grotesque and obnoxious thumbnail with putrid saturated colors and that vignette effect they all use>Music in the background>Face of YouTuber in thumbnail, bonus points if they are contorting their face in some way>no T in the voice of YouTuberMost video essayists, if not all, are DOA. /g/ needs to make a thread or a thread on /vg/ about /ourguy/ channels that provide quality content.
>see cool video essay>youtuber is extremely charismatic and knows how to structure a video>binge his channel>notice that he hasn't uploaded in 3+ years
>>731587083>look up lets player I used to watch years ago >now he's 50 and STILL a virgin It's never going to get better NCS bros...
>>731588745Rowling hates troons but troons love Harry Potter so they got extra mad.
>look inside 1+ long video essay>essentially reads the wikipedia article for the plot and development (to pad time)>stating obvious shit that doesn't need to be explained (to pad time)>goes off a random tangent about some story or experience they've had (to pad time)>bonus points if they bitch about "ughh guhh I've been working on this video and script for uhhh 10 years of my life uughhh it's so difficult to put my thoughts on paper uughh" Wow, these are truly #comfy to listen to. I wish someone would pay me to make the equivalent of watching paint dry. You don't need longer than an hour (at absolute most) to analyze some Bing Bing Wahoo. If you are taking longer than that, you are rambling, you aren't serious, you are talking too long, and you are retarded.
>>731587083damn Linkara really let himself go
>>731588745I think she disagreed with transgenderism so now she'e their mortal enemy.
>video game essay is excuse to shout their political opinions to the world
>>731588304>Content warning>A J.K. Rowling TweetThese "people" are absolutely mental.
>>731588304>a tweet from J.K Rowling listed along side violence and rape in a content warning. I really hope the people who make shit like this look back and see how absolutely deranged they were. I remember watching some video about Legend of Korra and communism and the guy was trying to explain death of the author and he used J.K Rowling making statements so "vile and offensive" that members of the movie cast no longer wanted to associate with her as an example. Boy that shit sure aged like milk huh? You stupid commie apologist. All that because a women says that men do not belong in the womens bathroom, absolute insanity.
>>731586018>watching them in the first placefaggit
>>731586018>Start watching essay>The first minute has memes and reaction gifs every 2 seconds, sentences cut mid-scream, and pictures that can't stop shaking as he's telling ironic bad jokes>Stop watching essay
>>731586018>youtuber presents personal options as undeniable facts
>>731587403I hate how much "muh bag" has infested internet content, it is incredibly hard to find someone who making shit solely for the love of the game anymore. Everytime I hear someone say to "like and subscribe", everytime I hear an ad start and have to skip through it, everytime I see a title and thumbnail change within minutes of upload for the revenue, it makes me realize what we've lost. I cant care for your content as much as I want to when I can tell you dont care for it without it's ability to make you cash. The creators do not hold the love I want to see in their creations, and will take any route to get more money or attention out of it. It's just TV again now, any true community is gone
>>731588468It's weird that I have to explain this but it's a common joke format to list the most minor possible thing last.
>>731586018>white zoomer youtuber>relentless ebonics
>effeminate vocal fry zoomer in an oversized t-shirt and cargo shorts holding an unplugged microphone in front of a greenscreen with Y2K LARP effectsOne day I'll stop procrastinating and make a collage of this and it'll be longer than the iCarly shipping page at this rate.
>>731589482i understand it but that's just the state of the world. what annoys me is how much has to be censored now for monetization and now EVERYONE is a fucking fag about their word choice now
>>731587905that video sucks
>Watch retrospective of online game I grew up with>Youtuber talks about the golden age of community>says 2013 or newer was the golden age
>>731589482For me it's the censoring of swear words. I have zero clue why it pisses me off so much, maybe because it makes it feel more corporate?
>>731589726you also have the>dude very obviously lowering his voice to sound deeper than it normally doesguy
>>731586018>4 hour review>Unwarranted political opinion completely derails the entire video.Thanks for wasting my time radicalsoda you fucking bitch.
>>731586018>avatarfag>nasally male voice with a female name>shit absolutely no sane person cares aboutOh yeah, it's time to eat/ go to sleep
>>731589853Its like watching someone put handcuffs on themselves and then going for a walk. Sure its not stopping him from walking but... cmon man you know he shouldnt be doing that even willingly>>731589935I literally considered bringing him up because he said "can we neck all ceos" out of nowhere and while that remains uncensored he ended up censoring "retarded" later
>>731589853It's gotten so bad, that the more paranoid YouTubers are bleeping out words like "damn" and "crap". It just utterly asinine.
>>731589839This and>talks about history of game/community>more than half is wrong>youtuber is apparently popular so now any discussion is polluted with incorrect zoomers acting like they know anythingI have learned to simply be above anger and instead let zoomers be retarded by themselves.
>>731589853Youtube has ads for hentai games and clothing products with women's asses, and yet they censor you for swearing
>>731586018All video essays/"reviews"/"retrospective" are made for zoomers who want to pretend they played a game. If you've played the game already there is nothing there for you, they're all just retarded plot summaries and maybe some description of game mechanics or enemies with no extra insight.
>youtube essayist makes a video about one of my favorite games and says its his favorite too>he likes it for totally retarded reasons
>game you've always liked finally gets attention>no longer like it as much
>Zoomer reviews an old game>"Unalive">"Self Harm">"In Minecraft">"Problematic">"For it's time"
>Persona 5 music starts playing>You know you're just about to hear the dumbest fucking shit they always keep fucking doing this hahahaha
>Youtuber goes over an anime you love>Every clip they use is the shitty english dub
>>731590405This, how can I pretend to like Drakengard now that everyone knows what happens in it???
>>731590460Money is the key to all evil.
>>731587403>look up tutorial on game trick or method>ALRIGHT EVERYBODY>reiterates the purpose of the video, the trick, the game its for, that someone else posted it but he does it better, and then 2 minutes later starts with>ALRIGHT SO TO DO THE TRICK, THE FIRST STEP TO GAURENTEE IT WORKS SUCCESSFULLY IS BY CLICKING LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE>immediately close videosI have literally never seethed that hard after that.
>>731586018>oh cool a video essayI have literally never said or thought this.
>>731586018>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like>3 hour plot summaryWho watches this shit?
>>731590573it's actually fucking incredible and baffling to me how popular dubs are, be they anime or vidya. How can anyone tolerate such low budget and low effort shite?
>>731590598You joke but I genuinely hope Drakengard 3 never gets a remake because then posers will get to play the final song without the framerate drops and the PS3 eating your inputs.
>>731587083Don't forget>Bluesky profile>No Twitter profile
>>731590460>"Unalive"I'm at the point to where I instantly click off a video if I hear this corpo newspeak uttered.
>>731590708drakengard 3 is such a hipster trash game
is this about the ur-quan masters video
>>731590718mr elon musk i will not make an account on your ragebait website
>wii music >makes self deprecating joke about their youtube channel within the first couple minutesDropped
>>731589839Reminds me of when I watched some video of a broccoli head having a mental breakdown while playing Battlefield because he was banking off of becoming an epic youtuber and he goes on a rant about how the days of Pewdiepie and Markiplier were genuine and had heart and soul unlike today. It was genuinely horrifying, shit like talking about how Dunkey was basically his surrogate father figure as a child.
>>731588745>'m gonna be honest even after all these years I have zero clue what JK Rowling actually did wrong.I got curious so I dug into it.It started with Rowling saying "lesbian women shouldn't feel obligated to get into relationships with transgenders."The tranny community lost their fucking minds.She released a blog post clarifying that in exorbitant detail exactly what she meant: Natural women should not have to find transgender people attractive if they don't want to.They got angrier.Rowling decided to double down every time she got threats until she started outright making fun of trannies.
>>731590742I agree but for a few years it was my hipster trash game before I moved on and nobody else should because it's really not that good and I'm tired of boring sadcore.
>>731590515Whenever they start blasting this you just know you're about to lose braincells.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmzGeQlyanM
>>731590906It's the tokyo map theme for me, that shit ALWAYS arises whenever they're about to say some really stupid shit
>>731590845>shit like talking about how Dunkey was basically his surrogate father figure as a child.Now imagine a whole generation of men practically raised by eceleb due to negligent fathers. Society is only just beginning to feel the ramifications of this disaster.
>>731590960YOU GOT A PROBLEMOKAY
>>731587083The guy who makes the helpful Daggerfall/ Elder Scrolls modding videos is next...
>>731586018>Video essay on a game>Midway through starts ranting about capitalism or trump unpromted.
>>731589853I think bleeped swears are funnier than normal swears but I agree it gets a little overboard sometimes
>>731588452who gives a shit, rock stars in the 80s put on make up and wore leotards and they got laid more than anyone else.
>>731591148ZARIC DO NOT TAKE THE TRANNY PILLS
>Legendary youtuber who hasn't made anything in years comes back>Drops absolute dogshit>Refuses to elaborate>Leaves
Pretty much every gaming youtuber from a decade backEverybody related to something like NormalBoots is a prime example, although JonTron put more effort into his videos with live skits and suchthere's also that one guy who's sometimes in videos with Ross Scott, you know who I'm talking about
>>731590987>Now imagine a whole generation of men practically raised by ecelebsThose same e-celebs will be running for president someday so this is also the future.People thought Reagan being a movie star from hollywood meant they shouldnt take him seriously. Same goes for Trump being essentially more known for his reality TV show. Next it will be e-celeb politicians calling it now. I know that MatPat was already running for office somewhere. Next it will be Mr. Beast running for prez.
>>731590845>mfw the most popular job kids are wanting to try is youtuber (by a lot)I seriously hope everyone of these kids has a parent or teacher or SOMEONE sit them down and say "hey that's a cool goal but also requires a lot of luck and it'll be way way way harder to be successful at than you are thinking it'll be. I would advise to pursue that goal in your free-time and look at a more stable career path".
>>731588304>Replies to this not getting that Rowling's mentioned last as a jokeI have no idea what video/channel this is or if the video is any good but holy fuck
>>731591574that's not much different from our generation wanting to be rock stars or celebrities
>>731591168Oneyplays using Melee Donkey Kong noises to censor swears is still hilarious to me.
>>731590708>posers will get to play the final song without the framerate drops and the PS3 eating your inputs.I already did that by emulating it. I even played it at 60fps.
>>731588040>favourite youtuber makes video on my favourite game>surprisingly he doesn't shit all over it
>be fan of a guy that does Paper Mario videos just going into obscure glitches and talking about the game, without somehow coming off like a massive fag like most Nintendo/Paper Mario youtubers>one day stops uploading>learn that apparently he got MeToo'd with weak ass allegations and up and vanishedFuck.
>>731589396This is the biggest one that trips me. I am not watching a video that thinks I am this fucking retarded. Videos might just be better with no editing at this rate.
>>731591889MeToo is going to backfire horribly. Men are going to believe all women lie about SA and use it as an excuse to actually abuse them.
>>731591889I'm still subbed to stryder7x on the off chance that he decides to make a comeback, but I wouldn't blame him if he just decided to dip from the internet after that (or just went under a different alias while staying under the radar).
>>731589573It'd be a funny joke if it were an unrelated and minor thing (Cowgirl Outfit), but purposefully including it because people are triggered by her makes it seem just as serious as the rest.
>>731589935You always see the warning signs of a YouTuber selling out. He started shilling his Patreon more, he started making compilation "X to sleep to" videos, adding memes to his thumbnails, and now he's posting Twitch highlights with titles that always have one word capitalized.He's compromised.
>youtuber shows their face talking for most of the video instead of just showing relevant footage/imagesThis one annoys me far more than it probably should
>>731592638when they start showing their face it's over
>>731590134It's all so blatantly obvious they do it for money and not because they want to. I understand that YouTube's detection is shit anyways and that you're more likely to not get videos featured, but come on man.
>>731592638I fucking HATE talking head videos with a fucking passion, like seriously nigga if you're gonna do that shit just make a podcast I'm not gonna stare at your ugly mug for 2 hours.
>"What gets omitted or focused on tells you as much about the critic as it does about the game"This Matthewmatosis quote comes into my head every time I try a new "gaming critic" youtuber. They are all fucking awful critics
>>731590674My room mate watches YouTube videos like this on his PS5 WITH ADS. He always complains about the ads, and half the time he's on his phone watching the video (sometimes COMPLAINING about the video he chose to putting on) He just doesn't do anything about it. I don't understand this mindset. I hate it, but not enough to change anything about it.
>>731593013No matter how many times I tell people I know about ad blockers, they do nothing, and they still complain about ads.
>Video Essay on [GAME]>It's actually just a story analysis
>>731589348it's a joooooooooooooooke
>video essay>youtuber is playing it completely straight >has to say some hard to pronounce Japanese name or something >video suddenly cuts to black "oh my god I just realised I wrote this script and have no idea how to pronounce this name haha"I hate this shit, it's a scripted prerecorded video not a livestream you're not witty or quirky
>>731591251This guy is the king of autism
>checking social media reels >woman films herself going "having to play with my baby pretending i just didn't see a public execution this morning"1. why the fuck is she recording this2. why is she making it all about herself? 3. what the fuck does a completely unrelated incident have to do with playing with your baby
>>731593060I have a colleague who watches netflix shows on pirate sites at work.>His phone gets bombarded with slot machine and porn ads.>I tell him just download Brave, I have it on my phone too and had no trouble watching anything at all since then.>He says some stupid shit why it wouldn't work while he keeps closing the ads to find the play button on the video player.>The guy was a programmer and worked with IT guys before and he refuses to at least TRY to make his life easier...
Youtubers are very unfunny
>>731593060I'm a college-aged adult and I see people every day who PAY for premium. I have a Steam Deck with a FREE YouTube app that removes ads/sponsor segments and it's my go-to way of watching videos.
>>731592638The trend that killed the iceberg video. >erm, heya guys, I'm faggy mcfaggerson, ya see, I could edit this video meaningfully, but instead I'll just flash jpegs once in a while. >btw here's my personal opinion on this subject padding out the video for ad revenue>and THIS one is just TOO MESSED UP, I will NOT read it!>I couldn't find anything on this, so whatever lol moving on>All this to dogshit lofi music instead of actually editing in fitting music, making the entire video homogeneous and boringSo many potentially good videos I clicked off immediately because of that shit.
>youtuber is racist
>>731587083That is why I avoid any and all female content creators, and if one I don't recognize is a faggot or a troon, I block them.Fun fact, and word of warning: I was one a user of GameFAQ's Poll of the Day board. GameChamp3000 was also a regular member there. Absolutely EVERYONE hated him when he admitted to being a pedophile. And he also trooned out later on. I am dead serious.
>youtuber isnt funny but they are atleast making original jokes
>>731593472>GameChamp3000Goddamn my brain just unlocked some stupid fucking forgotten memories from my gamefags days.
>>731589853It's the corporate equivalent of someone finger wagging at you. "You're not mature enough to handle such naughty words, anon!">>731590134I saw some crime video that was censoring the word HIT. Like what the fuck man how about you just morse code the whole video at that point?
>why did ____? >well first let me take you back>video is like 7+ minutes long with several unfunny quips
>>731589853>maybe because it makes it feel more corporate?I think that's pretty much it. You've got all these Youtubers, particularly the ones focused on video-games/movies/media in-general, who're basically all running around in the wake of vintage (pre-movie) AVGN, and they won't even say "damn" half the time. It just feels really lame.I don't think you need to swear and be raunchy to have a good Youtube channel, of course, but a big part of the appeal of these sites back in the day was that it was uncensored and *could* get edgier than what you were likely to see on TV.
>youtuber that is well known for their voiceless videos starts speakingAlways ends with trooning out or becoming a shitlib in the next 2-3 months.
>>731588751>>Music in the backgroundI hate this shit so fucking much.>/outguy/ channelsYou mean shilling? There's plenty of that on /g/ already.
>>731586018>oh a video essay about this niche game that I like>it's 2 hours of community approved widely accepted opinions about the game, or bare basic observations where you might as well have microsoft sam read you the plot synopsis.
>crime channel >clearly uses ai for script It uses way too many adjectives and adverbs so where it sounds like a high schooler wrote it
DEATH TO ALGOSPEAKDEATH TO CENSORSHIP
>youtuber has under 100 subs>videos are authentic, kino and obviously passion projects he does as a hobby >releases video every few weeks>youtuber gets more popular >always says how grateful he is for all views and subs>months goes by>makes patreon >"This is so I will be able to quit my job so I can make longer videos of better quality!">gets more money than he asked for through patreon >starts doing sponsorships to make more money>now takes months for a video to come out, sometimes releasing 4 or less a year>they're worse than the videos he made when it was just a hobby>completely neutered himself and his opinions due to now having sponsors
>video has to contrive a narrative and locks themselves to using Point, Evidence, Analysis forever locking them out of alternate interpretations or nuance because schooling does not teach that
>Called it that zullie was a troon years ago>FF to last month>Troon voice>Tranny tier vtuber rig>Retards saying “her” voice is just like that because of heckin throat surgerylmao
>>731592638>watch video>seems interesting>then it starts cutting more and more to this faggot's face with long hair and painted nailsI DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE.FOCUS ON THE SUBJECT.JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
>female youtuber>has a boyfriend/husband thus ruining the virtual girlfriend experience
>YouTuber starts off as BASED 4chan reference meme guy>Gains an audience/gets gf>Content becomes unrecognizableGreyfruit uploading a video essay was the final straw>>731593840It depends on the background music and the context. I think it can work, if it isn't the same shit everyone else uses, like the "Wii menu music" (Wii Shop channel) or Animal Crossing music.
>>731594080>>seems interesting That's the worst part, when under normal circumstances you'd watch it if you didn't have to see a freak every other minute
>"The [adjective] [noun] of [proper noun]"Can these niggers stop doing this shit
>>731590285too fucking real
>>731586018guys which tubers have fallen the furthest?
>>731594162>talks about le 4chan hacker and /b/ >sam hyde references >slightly edgy jokes but won't fully commit If they don't say nigger or kike, I know they're full of shit
>>731594196exactly.I don't care who it is, your face has NOTHING TO DO with the video unless you're doing something where showing yourself is absolutely required. So far the only thing I've seen that can justify it was a guy face scanning himself into a sports game just to show off how bad the scanning was
>find rare high quality channel that puts out videos with genuine effort>once they get big enough they switch entirely to low effort streaming for more consistent revenue
>video is 5+ minutes long>youtuber does at least 5 "oops" unfunny shit to waste timeFUCCCCCCCK OFFF
>small youtuber makes a few funny videos here and there>one day find out he went off the deep end, got addicted to fent, and deleted his channel
>>731593307To be fair about the second one, the guy who got executed isnt the only one allowed to think the situation is horrible for them. Of fucking course someone is going to be shook up personally after witnessing one, you cant just tell them to shut up and move on because someone else suffered too. And you cant really move onto casual, mundane life very easily immediately after witnessing/experiencing something that horrible, if you think otherwise you either havent been in that kind of situation or repressed it too hard to remember what trying to live immediately after it was like.No good reason to record it though, come the fuck on man. Talk to your trusted close ones about this not the void of the public
>>731594310
>>731594162>it can workNot it, can't.If you wanna show something, then show something. If you wanna talk about something then talk. If you wanna pretend we're on some party and you're trying to speak over some loud music while ranting about some bullshit I don't care then you go fuck yourself.
>watch youtuber>"THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY-"Y'know I have yet to see anyone say they're sponsored by Adblock/Sponsorblock, even as a joke.
>>731587083white autistic people turn into trannies or incel chuds
>>731594376I can understand why handsome guys do it, but if you aren't that it makes no sense
>>731594310Any that primarily went to reside in the Twitch ghetto. Especially if they play Zelda randomizers nonstop.
>>731594671Nitrorad was kinda attractive last I saw him, but that's one guy.
>>731594741He's definitely gotten older and fatter, but I still like him. I really hope nothing bad comes out about him.
POST GOD-TIER YOUTUBE CHANNELS YOU NIGGERS
>>731594624He was always a fake piece of shit and The Tester broadcasted this to the greater populace.
>>731589482Everyone is feeling the pinch. Money doesn’t go as far as it used to. So when a person wants to spend a significant amount of their time on their craft, they need the money to either justify it or even enable it in the first place.
>youtuber almost loses everything for having a shoe fetish
>it's a "youtuber progressively looks gayer and gayer before coming out as a tranny"I just wanted to watch videos on dumb comp pokemon shit>>731594883I don't care, nothing is a bigger turnoff for me than being reminded about money. It's why modern games suck so much ass.
>>731594904He earned his comeback.
>>731594834
>>731594310Rooster Teeth
>>731589482>>731594883Genuinely how much do these guys even make? I make $49k a year from my shitty bank job and I often wonder if parading myself on youtube like a retard would be a more profitable venture.
>>731595062RT went to shit waaay before this pic was taken
>>731594883I get that, but... do literally anything else for money? I dont need daily uploads, I dont need the absolute highest quality editing, I dont need 20+ minute videos every upload, you can make good content on the budget of "Whatever you were already using before any of this". If you love the craft, participate for the sake of the craft and nothing else. That is how you will perfect your craft, everything else is a distraction. Leave the bigger stuff to the media that already existed, you wanna make a big budget video be a fucking director or something. Internet content is meant to be pure passion driven
>>731593472>GameChamp3000>Sounds like a dude ass dude>She/They PronounsI mean come ON. At least try. TRY DAMMIT.
>>731595232>ChampI've never heard a girl be called or call herself "champ"
>>731595278I just call him "retard"
>>731595278I mean there's the vinesauce slime girl meme where she "sucked cock like a champ", but the fact the only example a third party could bring was made by a fucking ai only reinforces your point
>>731595278I mean the man clearly came up with the name pre-trooning out but what gets me is the sheer lack of effort in the trooning.Aren't these fucks trying to turn themselves into manic pixie girlfriends or whatever. Why are they so fucking lazy at what is supposed to be life saving gender affirmation shit?
>youtuber retires because all his videos have 20-50m views
>>731595569>This guy sucks dick like a retard
>>731595778All the leftists and normalfags said he's a failure with no money or fans though??
>oh cool a video essay i can use for background noise while i write>video constantly brings up the fact that "this game was muh childhood and helped muh not kill muhself when muh parents were fighting">close video
>>731593386iceberg videos were all made by literal newfags copping the content that was at the time starting to be mocked on 4Chinz after too many "silly" icebergs and they took it seriouslyand then other retards just followed alongthey were always fake, gay and retarded
>>731594941It is lame how easy it is for even slightly obscure discussion to be monopolized by these assholes. By hollow people who need to adopt some mental illness and niche as personality traits. Weird dude/faggot who knows cool trivia about shit was already something I felt kind of bad for since YouTube has become the only real outlet for that kind of autist, but who even cares when that type of person and video are just entirely manufactured?>>731595724There are all manners of things that we think we would want to do, and only really do the surface level. We are all shamelessly searching for novelty, and some people are way fucking worse about what they will do for it.
>>731595841Those two flex tape videos seemed like a success enough to retire.
>>731595068I imagine the vast majority make jack shit but the top streamers/youtubers appear to live very comfortable lives. The allure is probably the same as the lottery.>>731595184What constitutes growth is up to the individual.>The views determine my success. Daily uploads mean more views which would mean more success.>If only I could use the nicer effects in my scene transitions. Then I would become a good creator. >I want this next project to be my biggest yet. Naturally it will be 3 times as long as the last and take 10 times as long to make. I agree with you on what would make the most enjoyable content for the viewer but it’s easy to see how a “creative” type could arrive at those conclusions.
>5 hours essay about ""game"">usually anti-woke>3 hours of the guy just showing his discord discussion with his patreon faggotsThese people are insufferable
>>731595910That was... a weirdly empathetic response, moreso than I expected to find here. Insightful too.
>>731586018>unfunny quips>meme spewing>memey sfx every sentence >zooming in on a still with a loud voice following >basic bitch takesyup, it's blocking time
>>731594834>Former game programmer at Midway during its heyday>Now runs channel that is /vpol/ in a nutshell.
>>731594834I don't want you guys to know about him
>Reviewer starts talking about what their life was like when they got the gameI don't care and I really don't want to see your childhood home. Just keep it about the game.
>>731595778He may as well have stopped existing after Barbie Games anyway when every joke just became "haha look how much of daddy's oil money I have isn't that crazy?".
>oh cool a video essaynothere is nothing cool about a video essayfuck off
>>731593930Yep. That's the standard hobbyist to shill pipeline. Money corrupts us all.
>youtuber holds the camera in his hand aimed at his face and always alternates between his face and his monitor>everytime he cuts to himself, it's at a different angle/perspective/camera is held with his other hand>cuts to himself like 10 times
>>731595778Eck…
>cartroons
>>731586018>oh cool a video on an obscure game I like>it's just a plot summary with zero point to make or attempt to understandthis is the shit people make when they idolize youtubers and want to be a youtuber but are stupid and have nothing interesting to say.
>>731592638No, it's a perfectly reasonable complaint, the subject of the video should be the focus not the narrator/presenter.One that bugs me is all the people that hold those mics up to their face instead of just having a mic attachment or a hanging one, they use a little one too close to their face.It's crazy to see how one faggot does it and next thing you know everyone starts doing it, trends are absurd when you think about them.
>open promising looking video >hear some disgusting accented faggot (i.e., anything other than American, Australian, or British)>close it
>>731595068The top who make a ton are too few and far in between. A ton of these self censor homos are lucky to make a few hundred bucks a month
>>731588452John Romero in the 1990s
>>731596168I thank you. It is just how I see it in the face of how entertainment is now and how important online social cred is, or just human socialization is fundamentally. I am sure a whole lot of people just got fucked right up by overly accessible entertainment and socialization, and are just looking for a new high. A whole bunch of druggies we were made into.After all, I am posting on here instead of playing games.
>mildly interesting video topic>but it's about something from the 60's>dude spends half the video ranting about the various offensive stereotypes it used and going "it wasn't ok then it isn't ok now don't give it a handwave for being a product of its time" etc.but... it IS a product of its time? I'm not even going full /pol/ saying having some ching chong nip nong asian guy or ooga booga african tribesman in an old cartoon is based but seriously what the fuck were you expecting? it comes off like you just wanted an excuse to get on a soapbox.
>>731596813the top who make a ton are also usually backed by studios/part of media groups lolthe rest tend to form "celebrity cliques" that wield all the social power for their respective video formats and can essentially direct fanboy armies
>>731596004I get that as well, you can use this metrics in a genuine way, but I dont think that's why a lot of them are doing it. Take views, I feel the number of people who strictly just want the attention are looking to up the number for the sake of upping it. This is why recently the constant title/thumbnail changing has actually broke me and got me to think about this a lot more, you only do that because "The Algorithm" likes it and spreads it further. People arent watching the video because it got better, theyre watching it because it got shoved into their face this time. In fact it lowers the quality of the content, suddenly the title and thumbnail is meaningless. Liked the thumbnail it had when it went up? Too bad its gone now. Only saw the video on release and want to find it again? If you werent already a fan of the channel, hope you recognize it in your history. Knowing why they do it like this sucks too, it's like realizing why there's yellow paint in video games, you just cant see it genuinely anymore. Its literally the gag where a character says a sponsored line, gets a shit eatting grin and takes a bag of gold from offscreen during it, and hides it behind him before going back to "normal". I know exactly what you're doing, and its not making the content itself better. How else am I meant to see this when it happens?
>>731587083Autism = tendency to make video essaysAutism = tendency to be a trannyIf you're ever wondering why is X community so overrun with trannies, the answer will almost always be because that community is also overrun with autists.
>>731586018It's especially painful when the non-"comedy" content is actually decent
>>731596853So it's just a flaw of the species then? Damn. We might just be fucked then if this keeps up. Welp enough pontificating over internet losers. I need to make dinner and play some video games
>>731587083Fucking traumatizing
>>731587083
>>731596863you can tell when someone is saying it because they "have to", because people will assume your silence is an admission of every worst possible crime, or when theyre saying it because they're one of those people themselves
>>731595778i didnt realize its been over a year since his last uploaded. turns out he has a kid, so pretty much no more videosoh well, his earlier stuff is really the only good stuff
>>731597340I thought it was because he had a video production company or something he ran.
>>731588828Imagine thinking stupid frivolous things like sex or virginity matter to the likes of NintendoGODSIsun
>>731595778>>731597340oddly appropriate video for how it felt watching him sell out, become trash and then disappear entirelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4SQj8Ua3kM
>>731597367i didnt delve too deep into the guys life. I just saw a pic on instagram of his newborn, which was the last picture taken. maybe he did retire, which is probably better than dragging it out too long like others
>>731591227Yeah it's because it wasn't a full time larp, Gene Simmons doesn't wear full KISS makeup every time he goes out in public.That being said, "oh I'll only crossdress when I'm in front of the camera" is never a good idea, just look at F1nn5ter.
>>731597301No fucking way. We lost Micky D?
>>731587705I have a very simple rule If you stand in front of a green screen HOLDING A MICROPHONE like a fucking dipshit, I’m not watching. At least get a fucking off screen mic stand, fucking retards, the green screen is already pushing it
>>731593472>Absolutely EVERYONE hated him when he admitted to being a pedophile.could you elaborate on this?
>>731586018>they constantly say "the franchise"Just say "series" like we all used to. Franchise is a word for assholes in boardrooms.
>>731586018>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like>it's only 25 minutes long instead of 14 hours long
>>731597497>just look at F1nn5ter.I'd rather not
>>731591168A loud bleep can be funny, them cutting the audio during it is shit though
>40 minute video>Very clear that the video creator has extremely surface level knowledge and has not played the game in many years, just reading off a page and making visuals for itPeople really watch stuff like this?
>>731591617I'd usually be with you here and it certainly comes across as a joke, but now that J.K. Rowling's been vocally anti-trans, it's harder to tell. They are petty. The troon who runs TCRF bans anyone who visits from a kiwifarms referral link.
>>731597256Maybe so, but people already face so many trials of pleasure versus temperance, especially in conflict with people trying to make a buck off of it. It is up to (You) to fulfill the standards you wish for. Maybe then the like-minded people can come together, that is what I hope will come to pass. For now though, enjoy dinner and whatever video game you wish to play.
>>731587083>Look up videos on old game I used to love >Only channel covering it in-depth is run by a hideous trannyI'm not exactly sure... But I think the video game/anime to tranny pipeline is real.
>>731591617This. It reads like a punchline so I assume it is one.
>>731587083>>731597268>that fucking norwood 3I'm 100% sure that most people troon out because they start balding
>>731594310BoogieIt's not even a question. You can shit on Egoraptor for being an unfunny manchild, but Game Grumps at least makes money with its target audience (8 year-old children).Boogie completely fell off in a way he can't recover from. Which is a shame because he does some hilarious shit on Cameo now
>>731591148He's already done it, lmao.
>>731586018>come back to a game that I haven't played in years>can't remember the full story mid-game>look up a lore recap video later>its all maxor or causal geographic style lolsorandum marvel quips every other second>have to either wiki dive, restart the story myself, or watch a 100% no commentary playthrough>just so i can remember where i'm at in the storythis shit pisses me off to no end because it makes retards like bricky super popular amongst react streamers because he's doing the equivalent of jingling keys in front of them as he "entertainingly" teaches them about 40K lore. so many fucking tourists got in because of that fag and I genuinely hate him for it.
>>731597816It can be both -- i.e. they really do hate her, but putting mention of her tweet alongside all those other trigger warnings is done for comedic effect and doesn't mean they genuinely think a tweet is comparable to violence etc.
>>731597268This makes me sad for some reason.
>>731595778I still go back to old JonTron every now and then. He used to be a funny guy
>>731587083>middle child>older sister, younger brother>both have trooned outYou never understand how truly awful and heartbreaking this shit really is until people you love and known all your life do it.
>>731595778Didn't he basically quit after he went on that on-stream tirade about white people being replaced in their own countries?
>>731598345DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS IMAGE OF SHREK COMES FROM AN CAMERA AD THAT IS NOW LOST MEDIA???? I HECKING LOVE LOST MEDIA!!!
I'll do you one better.>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like>the Youtuber keeps praising communism and calls it a "deeply communist game"
>>731597610This or "community"
>>731598451Name fucking ONE.
>>731587083Its a substitute for people who have no personality.
>>731598279my sister is already a lesbian that dresses like a goon. i'm waiting for the news to drop any day now.shit she might already be trans and just keeping it from me because she knows i'd disapprove
>>731598367He was in a debate with destiny in like 2014 and he quoted a statistic that said wealthy black youths commit more crime than poor white youths The statistic makes shitlibs seethe because muh systemic racism or whatever
>>731595778His only good videos were those goosebump videos. Everything else was just unfunny sandnigger humor.
>>731598416lost media is kinda neat but goddamn do I hate the community around itreminds me that I saw a vid about that Uncle Walt animation that was recently found and it made a depressingly salient point. it feels like this entire thing is about the journey and not the destination, that nobody cares about what's found once the search is over. and any time someone just randomly uploads something they found lying around the lost media scene gets mad and pissy because they can't keep LARPing as detectives or they start screeching about how it should have been done "through official channels."
>>731598571Actually libs are educated enough to understand the root cause, which is that America is so anti-black that not even achieving the "American Dream (lmfao)" protects you from it.
>>731587083>>731588828>watch trg/chuggaa>they're still making the exact same jokes they were making when I watched them 15 years ago
>One video per year>It's about some random shit
>>731598648>>731598416I'll start respecting the lost media community when someone finds The Fall of a Nation.
>>731586018or just films their ugly ass face the whole video where they just stare at the camera talking. only time thats acceptable is if you are a not fat woman
>"A Narrative Critique of Assassin's Creed 2">5:46:41
>>731598497Some stupid faggot did an hours long video about Steambot Chronicles and came to that conclusion.You know the same game that lets you rig the stockmarket in your favor and portrays it as a good thing.
>Cut content video>Creator is almost verbatim just reading off TCRF and making bad quips
>>731591474Whatever eceleb becomes president first should appoint his other eceleb friends as his cabinet and turn the white house into a streamer house. It could lead to the greatest snowball of political controversy ever.
>"A brief history of X">12 hours long
>Video game review channel on YouTube >They have a static cartoon avatar that pops on screen whenever they start talking >The cartoon avatar cycles through a handful of "poses" mostly involving:>Arms crossed>Raised eyebrow >Contemplative hand to chin>Generic freakout >Generic "creeped out">Generic sad Bonus points if said avatar is some flavor of furry
>cool, a DKC3 essay>youtuber complains about having to pull these levers in Mill Fever because you have to stop for 0.3sholy fucking ADHD
>>731597964I'm balding and never trooned out
>>731598279sorry to hear anon. it really is heartbreaking. an old friend of mine trooned out and he's the sort of guy you would've never in a million years guess that sort of shit would happen to
>Guy has puppet sidekick obviously voiced by him that he talks to throughout the review>Puppet makes unfunny joke>Guy laughs at it
>>731598547ftms always revert when they realize how shitty being a below average man is
>>731586018>So called analysis video>Is just some guy retelling the whole plot of the game >The real Analysis is only 10-5 minutes in the end
>>731590835Yeah, and instead you made a fucking profile on the egg cracker two thousand website.
>>731587083For me is>See thumbnail >Cute girl 2D OC >"Oh nice a girl talking about a game that I like">It's just a troon that looks nothing the drawing
>>731599595Who?
>>731589007even better if they try it to make it out as a "joke"
>youtube keeps recommending 10 view, no effort, generic video slopFUCK OFF ALREADY
>>731599987It saw that you love anime and acted accordingly.
>>731597917>makes a decently fun what would melee characters do in regular life>sequel comes out, he cuts xis weiner and mario, whose entire joke is that he is bland (which kinda fair), is ruined because xhe needs to make an ebin transphobic strawman about how mario hates trannies, and how everyone hates him because of it
>>731586018>Game about Vidya>Jewtuber starts complaining about trump out of nowhere And unsubbed
>>731590835It's funny how BlueSky's mere existence gaslit jeets and election tourists into thinking that Twittards are in good company on 4chan
>>731599014>dude actually goes on autistic odyssey to make a definitive documentary about a game's development and cut content going as far to dig up the devs and interview them>some fucktard who doesn't even know or care about the game throws up a Wikipedia/TCRF reading that probably only took like a week to shit out>makes 10x the views and is what every algo baby recites now
>>731587083Now that you mentioned it it just happened to that elder scrolls YouTuber Micky d Guy trooned out and became a tranny
>>731587083>>731590718He absolutely convinced Chugga to abandon Twitter.
>>731599987give an example vid, i would like to watch
>>731599902Specifically Overlord DVD (not vidya), but I think that I've seen a guy in a fedora do the same thing. Can't remember that guy's name (no I'm not talking about Linkara, the guy I'm thinking of was a ginger and had a beard).
Seriously, genuinely... sincerely what is it about video games in particular that is making young men turn into crossdressing faggots?
>>731598959Never played the game.Is rigging tje stock market seen as genuinely good, or is it just sarcasm (or it’s good from the player’s perspective because you’re making money)?
>>731587083Joe Goes really did fucking go Interestingly he did a video years prior where he got dressed as a woman for a photoshoot as a bit for his whole weird tourism series and you can see it awaken something in him as the video is going on Anyway I don’t really give a fuck what he does but idk if it’s the meds or something he’s on but he’s gone weird as fuck and makes these ghoulish faces now, entire speech patterns and comic timing are different too. Oddly fascinating to be desu.
>>731600172Just look at your side panel, theres at least 1 every now and then of some fuck all youtuber uploading random videos with no rhyme or reason
>>731598808Why'd he change his name to Jim?
>>731598091Maxxor has to be one of the most unfunny faggots on the planet and it bothers me that he's so popular amongst zoomers.
>>731600235The latter. It's a well known method on making a ton of easy money.
>>731591474>Next it will be Mr. Beast running for prez."100 YouTubers fight to the death to become my new SecDef"
>>731590621I once watched a DMZ video for MW2 and skipped through it and thought I’d missed something so I clicked again and still couldn’t make sense of it, so I bit the bullet and watched the whole thing>SO THE TRICK TO IT IS THIS>WELL BEFORE WE GET TO THE TRICK LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER VIDEOS>ANYWAY THE TRICK>MORE RAMBLING>SO BEFORE WE GET TO THE STRAT >THE TRICK IS BUILT AROUND…>ANYWAY BEFORE THAT He never actually got to the trick, because it didn’t actually really exist. The fucking tricky Mexican. What gets me is I was super casually playing and just wanted some hyper specific advice and it made me realise how many kids and retards must watch horrifying volumes of these videos regularly. I’m glad I don’t have anything to do with any of this shit anymore.
>youtuber censors himselfI drop any video with that bullshit
>>731600383i dont get any, link one
>>731587705I only found his pokemon legends arceus jokes funny because they had good comedic timing, but it seems he simply captured lightning in a bottle that time because his other videos are not as entertaining by far.
>>731600187A scrawny little unloved nerd trooning out is equivalent to a coalburning pillwhore becoming a born again christian/quirk chungus.
>>731587705This guy is the biggest fucking grifter cunt.>Banned from Nintendo Ambassadors for playing modded Zelda on YouTube>I THINK THEY BANNED ME BECAUSE IM OPEN ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH>Accepts donations from literal children>GUYS STOP DOING THIS I FEEL SO BAAAAD>Links PO Box address>Tendie Shill>Contrarian>Clickbait shitPresumably other offences.
>>731588745she didn't want men in women's bathroom
>reviewer constantly cuts back to random robot>makes reference to someone named katie>cries about how a pixel that portrays a demonic entity dares have breastsCivvie is by far the worst gaming youtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q88AWQRHrQ
>>731588745the audacity of thinking males shouldn't be allowed in female only prisons
>>731594605we know what this is talking about and you KNOW that a live leak video does nothing>post gay video of that UK kid being traumatized because his friend showed him a live leak video
>NOW BEFORE YOU TYPE ANY COMMENTS LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF>Says cold take that is well reasoned Youtubers fear any kind of backlash even from fanboys
>"Challenge" video creator strawmans the audience crying after he completely fails the challenge but continues anywayI have a blacklist for such subhumans.
>>731590846So she is completely reasonable and said nothing wrong
>>731589396>caddicarus mentioned
>>731601120so do ppl in general
>>731598694rape jokes and your mom jokes are timeless
>>731600849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Hr1LuH9Lk
>>731601230yeah I'm not surprised. Though after that, she continued to antagonize trannies after she noticed they're not going to stop harassing her until she apologized and took back what she said.She's based.
>>731587083thank god it wasn't thomasthank god
I got a youtube video in my feed about bauxite mining in australia. Random suggestion but I was really interested.It was presented by a 20yo zoomer inserting memes and ebonics every 5 seconds. Absolutely unwatcheable.
>>731599987>Youtube gives me a video of a guy recording his TV playing twilight princess Straight out of 2007 but its 2026
>>731601387You can also use Steel to pick up enemies from the ground.https://youtu.be/wmpXsP4LVus
>>731601318he hasn't made those in years because jon probably told him it's not ok.
I only watch video game shit from super autists. Runescape happens to be a very common autism lightning rod.
>>731601387whats wrong with this vid?
>>731599149>The President Beast situation just got worse...
Why do they do this dumb holding the mic shit when they talk
>>731600347>when your drag megyn kelly halloween costume is out of seasonsad
To think that the irate gamer was the worst of YouTube back in the day.
>youtuber did videos on niche genre>suddenly thinks he's an expert on every game ever madeMork is such a fraud
>>731590694>How can anyone tolerate such low budget and low effort shite?They are funny.
>>731599149>>731601725>Dumb as fuck streamer doing his thing>Confidential files in background, casually showing something everyone knows about but the government still denies>Dumb as fuck glowies go into a wild panic and start whacking streamers left and right
>developer literally advises watching YouTube videos to figure out how to play the game>watch YouTube tutorial>follow instructions to the letter>shit doesn't work>whoops it turns out an update changed how a bunch of shit works so now this tutorial is fucking uselessDevs who do this should be hunted down and shot
>leaves in their "hilarious" bloopers of not being able to read a normal wordFuck off with this shit
>>731599987I have a whole playlist of videos under 1,000 views. I call it The Mines. Sometimes I get absolute diamond-in-the-rough cringekino.
>>731587705over/under on shaving that beard and trooning
>>731589482This. At the same time you should be using ublock and sponsorblock, and/or just invidious/yt-dlp (sponsorblock works on web instances of the former).>>731589853That, and it's by design. (((They))) are trying to usher in Newspeak. This is where terms like "unalive" and "sewer slide" originate.
I liked that one 3 hour TotK rant video. Pure autism kino
>>731594080How I feel watching Big Yellow
>>731597568Yeah this, what the fuck
There has got to be more behind trooning out. It can't just be "they have autism and get surrounded by manipulative people that convince them they're actually a girl", there has GOT to be money involved. A LOT of money. That's the only way I'll accept it.
>>731588468>AAAH AAAAH I VIEWED A JK ROWLING TWEET I'M GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATT -ACK!!!There can't be weak-boned little shits out there who really think like that. This has to be fictional.
>>731589482This was basically RunningShine's entire reason for making videos, he just wanted to talk about games he loved and his inspiration was people he watched that did just that. He has a career, a wife, a house and just made videos for his hobby. Its also why he tries to filter people who watch them by saying weird shit too.
>reviewer spergs about "muh disrespecting women, don't show them being slutty....We must be better">also constantly kill people bitches
>>731599225It's all over when the cartoon avatar folds his arms
>>731602349It's really one of the most pleasurable experiences you can get, but Nietschze was supposed to be this genius philosopher and he got syphilis
Its all so fucking exhausting
Somewhat related>Video about cryptid/urban legend/etc.>I don't believe in any of this
>>731588745>troons target fanbases with children for (((reasons)))>author of ONE popular children's book hates troonsdo the math
>>731588452You could even have a high pitched voice and be fine. If you’re a normal dude and speak like an actual man and just so happen to have a high voice or long hair, people won’t think you’re a tranny. It’s when you act like a faggot that it becomes obvious
>>731597917what game is that for the records?
>>731594834I like Wayneisboss and Kbash
>>731588857I remember the only video essay I've ever glanced at was a 1:1 copy of the Fallout: New Vegas wikipedia page, verbatim. This I found out by reading it.
>>731602734Kbash is good sometimes and too much of a sarcastic bitchy woman other times.
>>731594834Chrontendo/Doctor SparkleRNDstrangerShmoopyThere is also this one PBS documentary tier channel about obscure jap devs, but i forgot the name.
Joseju and BaityBait are kino.DayoScript will always have a place in my heart for convincing me to play Lisa: The Painful and being half of the reason why I started watching Haruhi Suzumiya.RIP Muzska89.
>>731602815>Chrontendo/Doctor SparkleThis fucker's going to die before he finishes the nes library at this rate. Didn't he start the project nearly 20 years ago?
>>731602782Yeah, what stood out the most to me is how Kbash went from shitting on mid games in his old content to finding genuine reasons to appreciate mid games over time
>>731602734>>731602782>KbashNah fuck that retard.
>have sponsorblock>people only place the skip on the sponsor itself and not the tangent leading up to it
>>731586018>that seems cool>a dude with the gayest voice trying to add asmr >constant purposefully unfunny jokes>artificially lowering voice>trying to convince you they have proper word etiquetteAll of these have something in common: trying to convince the viewer theyre something theyre not. And I hate all of them. mittensquad was the last guy I enjoyed. Everyone else is wearing some kind of mask where theyre trying to get something out of you.
Hes been leaning a little too hard on Ultima recently but hes real cozy.You can tell he lurks here but doesn't use it like a crutch like Mandalore used to
>>731599942Irony poisoning is a potent mind-virus that plays on insecurities like these. It is a sign of severe weakness and resulting low self-esteem.Trooning out, likewise, is a mind virus that preys on self-esteem getting so supernaturally low that it implodes when preyed upon. Literally picrel.
>>731588751At this point, I'm not interested if video essays go on for more than 15 minutes. Most of the time these essays don't say anything remotely interesting about the subject matter.
>>731586018>so you want to know how this works?>unnecessary slop filler with nearly nothing to do with subject>back pagei dont watch shitter slopi watch good shit, like anything not made in the last decade.
>>731602985I forget why I blacklisted this dude other than saying something incredibly stupid and ignorant that showed he put zero effort into his vis.
>>731602695Worms 3D
>>731596198Thats cool that he was actually a part of the industry when it was good.
>>731603043I think this guys gay or something but hes got some immaculate taste in games
>>731593156This is actually worse than a faggoty ass quiper>why GTA IV is a master pieveAnd its just a recap of the plot with "the driving is so jarring">Why Death Stranding 2 is A masterpieceAnd it's an oversimplified version of the plot with "Kojima" thrown in>How Arthur Morgan is the most complex vidya character in historyAnd it's a rehash of the plot with a shit british accent
>>731603142hes showing his face, im not going to watch.modern male. total fag.
>>731588304>Blood, Flashing images, Rape, Violence against women, Forced Pregnancy...>A J.K. Rowling TweetAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Every few months I rewatch this guys Intellivision Amico video, it's incredible how well researched it is
>>731591443The moment he talked about Spec Ops The Line with the same talking point years after everyone had said the same thing and moved on, it's pretty obvious the guy had run out of fumes of things to talk about. I guess he's aware of that as well, given he never made any new videos after that.
>Drops video proving all these ass faggot gta youtube (((essayists))) just share their scripts with each other on Discord.Good to know The Professional was not a part of this scheme. Shame his accent is DOGSHIT
>>731603043The "how did the production team of X British series hide the camera" video in a nutshell.https://youtu.be/VASwKZAUVSo?t=643The actual answer to that very specific question doesn't come up until the minute 10:43.The rest are other neat examples, but much of it is retarded filler about how he couldn't find anything on the scene online, or how contacting the staff didn't bring anything sneedful.
>>731603097ow, is it any good? I've only really played one or two of the 2d worms games
>>731603142I watched a video or two of his and liked it but his fucking hair is absurd, like a side ponytail or something.Also I hate videos that are "retrospectives" but are only a retelling of the events of the game and nothing more.No insight into the series, the genre, how it affected what came after, unique traits the game had or what it was influenced by, just a summary of the story events of the game.
>>731586018>retrospective video>10 hours long
>>731593386>Iceberg videosAbsolutely insane fall off. It used to be good content, but then it got bastardized into what it is now, just explaining extremely surface level dictionary definitions of things. Sooo many people have misunderstood "Icebergs" its just all to shit. It used to mean there was a hidden piece of lore or deep understanding you had to have about something to get the iceberg, NOT JUST KNOWING ABOUT THE EXISTENCE/DEFINITION OF THE THINGTake Mario64.>"Haha guys it's Wet-Dry world">"Idk, no idea why this is so far down the iceberg, I mean i guess its kinda creepy with it's town area but it's a bog-standard pain in the ass water level, Mario64 has a ton of those. Anyway, moving on..."THATS NOT LORE, THAT'S NOT WHY ITS ON THE ICEBERG, THATS NOT THE PURPOSE OF AN ICEBERG. Youtube completely ruined the concept.
>>731603310>Is worms 3D good?I think so, Ultimate Mayhem is basically a remaster and I quite like it, it a bit harder to judge where your shit is going to go, but the levels are more "fun" than 2d worms in the sense that the 3D environment gives you a lot more to play with
for me it's game sack
>>731594605> you cant just tell them to shut up and move on because someone else suffered tooof course I can, at 10 I was already watching cartels videos and acting like nothing happened, grow up
>>731598105>>731591617>>731597963Cope
>>731603380>This one far down the iceberg is a little too much for Youtube but just know that it's super messed up>Okay, next one
>>731603310Everyone else seems to have hated the 3D worms games but I loved the first one and Mayhem. Forts Under Siege was shit however.
>>731603380I've never once clicked an iceberg video and not been extremely disappointed. Shit like>Mario 64 iceberg>NUMBER 29. MARIO WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME>"one user on Facebook asked once: what if Mario was dead the whole time">NUMBER 28!I expect if I'm watching this shit that I'll leave feeling like I top to bottom understand all the ins and outs, instead I'm just being told a list of incoherent schizobabble with no elaboration
>>731594053What's the point of revealing that anyway? It'd be better to just keep people guessing or some shit.
>>731590694Zoomlets and alphies have zero attention span so they can't keep their eyes on the screen to read captions.>b-but i don't have to look down every 2 secondsThey can't even focus the screen, that's the problem. They listen to it like an audiobook while they're on their phone or whatever.
>>731595068I keep getting fired over bullshit and have debating making videos and streaming, but it’s truly impossible to succeed without kissing someone’s ass to give you shout outs, and I really don’t want to survive off of following every god awful trend
>>731603651Everytime I consider making one video, I see some 200 view video on my YouTube feed and think "yeesh, how pathetic" which blackpills me from ever trying
>>731591889Even the most backwards of his fans know it was some bullshit too. It's a real shame, poor guy.
>>731591889Fuck, stryder7x made some really fun videos. I never played Paper Mario but watched all of his shitI hate women
>>731600187Porn addiction and internet communities that enable or even encourage the act.
>>731592905
For me, it's always the voice. I get recommended a video about a game I'm actually interested in and it is always the worst, shrill, awkward voice ever. Hard to explain, but they always sound like Pannenkoek but I've been watching his vids for a decade so I'm used to his terrible voice now.
>>731587928>continued acceptance of that weird ass rosajon art not familiar with this in particular but stuff like this is can be a real red flag>reviewer's avatar goes from crude drawing shown at only the end or beginning of the vid to much more detailed and shown throughout the video with more focusstuff like this always get me on guardand somewhat related too I cannot fucking stand the coy shit some yotubers do, like dancing around the concepts of rule34/furshit when you can instantly tell they like it and are just trying to egg fans onI've seen a few channels get hit with shit like this and it drives me up the fucking wall, it ends up changing the whole experience cause all the comments become just about gooner shit when it wasn't ahhhhhhhhhh i hate it
>>731603380Simulated real intended iceberg entry for "Wet-Dry World">"Back when the game was being developed, a developer named Koishi Mazahiri thought he would design a level around the tsunami that leveled his hometown in 1964, with the completed level being a great way to pay homage to the disaster. The idea was discussed internally and Miyamoto himself approved. When they started..."Youtuber "Iceberg" Entry>Its the 11th course.>Town creepy>Water sucks>"""Atmosphere"""The real icebergs are for people in the know, not the content churn Youtubers shit out.
>>731603951Saberspark moment
>>731593472He’s deleted comments I left in videos for calling him a “he”
>>731603937His voice is so different now too, re-watch rolling rocks and you'll realize how much squeakier he was. I bet he actually did vocal training on deepening his voice/putting on a radio voice, since apparently he was pretty upset about that video
>>731587083I no longer remember his name, and he took down most of his old content, but there's only a handful of doshin the giant reviews in youtube, and he was one of the few that gave it a fair shake instead of just calling it kusoge. He had more reviews for equally obscure games, like that one PS2 game where you play as a giant girl in bikini and have to swat down helicopters.The fucker trooned out in 2022.
>>731594396>music theory for gamersHe used to do actual professional analysis of full vidya OSTs, now he just fakes hyped reactions in a fucking costume, most of his shit on stream now.
>>731589853That almost makes me want to start a channel and censor something innocent like "damn" or "stupid" while keeping fucks and what not all over the place. Naturally I'd never explain why I do that.
>>731602959What if i just really fucking hate the sound of my voice when it's played back to me?
>>731604079Damn, you're right. Feel like an asshole now for calling his voice terrible.
>>731588745other have mentioned it but in a another angle rowling is one of those progressive that essentially didn't bother to update their agenda when gay marriage become legalized in the us and the republicans weren't keen on fighting against it anymore so the democrats had to find a new tentpole social issue to get engagement overlike she kept having the same values and the other left wing types have basically made her out to be a race traitor of sorts essentially
>>731604284Why are you saying this? are you one of those faggots? drop your name and kill yourself if so.
>>731597301>>731600092What the fuck, I used to love his videosAs far as I knew he had fallen off the face of the earth because he had some chronic illness, I didn't know this is what happened to himWe're running out of Bethesda game challenge runners, between MickyD trooning out and Mittensquad dying, I hope to god nothing happens to Just Background Noise
>>731604353Leftists hate slightly-less-left-leaning leftists more than they hate the right wing people
>>731588745She was completely fine with the machine up to the point she allowed Hermione to be turned into a nigress, so it only serves her right.
>>731594904I swear this nigger is psychic. For years now, every time I've replayed a nintendo-adjacent game he has released a new playthrough for the exact same one like 2 weeks later. This happened with like six different games, many were two in a row. I start Kingdom Hearts, he starts Kingdom Hearts. I start SoulSilver, he starts it 2 weeks later. God help me this trannyfucker is psychic.
>>731600092Funny how they say that like it's some sort of gotcha. People calling you a faggot don't care if you think they're uncreative and responding like that just shows that it does affect you.
>>731588304>unnecessary but not wors-
>>731589396the zoom out tilt frame thing is insanely over fucking done>>731589482i don't mind donations, I find the like and subscribe thing tedious, but the rest, yeah that shit sucks.>The creators do not hold the love I want to see in their creations, and will take any route to get more money or attention out of it. It's just TV again now, any true community is goneThat's really well putThe thing that gets me is people praising others for "getting that bag" as it's the kind of thing pushes hustle culture which is a fucking poison for any community. Once serious money gets involved, it changes the whole dynamic. It's why modding communities, even ones that push back on paid mods, get caught up in policing their own mod licenses so much because they don't want someone to deriv their mod and make it look bad or push off donos.Their's a lot to be said about this kind of thing. YT and Nexusmods never should've started paying people.>>731594883People trot this shit out but it was this way when the economy was better too.
>>731588745JK Rowling is just a feminist. That's all. She believes in rights for women. Ever since men can wear dresses and go in women's restrooms, call themselves lesbians, break women's sports records and so on, she vocalized that goes against what she fights for. This is wrong think according to nu-wave feminism and they can never let it go.
>>731594904He had a TRANNY shoe fetish. He was fucked before shit even started.
>>731601396>She's based.No she's fucking not. She's a Martha's vineyard liberal that supports all the retardation including open borders as long as it's not in her backyard. Antagonizing trannies is not an accomplishment, you can do that just by existing, stop lowering the damn bar.
>youtube video game essay>hear "that" british accent
>>731591889>modder leaves the internet after someone uploads a dockey about him>it claimed he hypnotized someone over the internet to groom them>people believed thisgranted this was for FNF shit so pretty much a dockey goes up every other month but still this was the worst i'd seenalso it doesn't help that in literally every case it involves minors in drawn porn discordsliterally every time
>>731597917>Be me>31 year old white guy>my father’s entire bloodline has horrifically high pitched voices>I have a horrifically high pitched voice as a result>get called “Ma’am” in the phone all the time and a tranny in game chats >I fucking have trannies>Don’t hold any of the lefty SJW believes and would never censor what I say>my voice alone means I’ll never succeed at making videos or streaming because people will only ever see me as a tranny These people ruined my life just by existing
>>731592905this reminds me how sonictubers praising the mediocre 3d games like black night or 06 will talk about anything but the fucking gameplayshockingly high amount of sonicfags don't play games
>>731604906If it bothers you, you can probably look into vocal training to deepen your voice without straining your vocal cords
>>731604082The tendency for people in general to nuke stuff that people enjoyed pisses me off. Even referring to old videos as cringe just seems too insecure.
>>731598648The problem is it’s never lost media. Just because the public doesn’t have access to it doesn’t mean it’s lost. 99% of the “lost media” those channels and the wiki talks about are just stuff that rights holders can’t release.They never go after real lost media because that stuff is nearly never found, they go after easy targets that they can “find” by harassing enough people’s email inboxes
>>731593930goobertown hobbies did this and it was really annoyingi think the worse part about it was, alongside just running out of mini painting stuff to talk about, he ended up sanding off a lot of his personalitypeople kept calling him the bob ross of mini painting and he latched onto and stopped saying anything mean at all and turned 100% into this hugbox version of himselfit was like he was some edgy guy but it just really sucked to see a guy corporatize himself real time
>>731604951Most Sonic fans acknowledge that BK has mediocre to bad gameplay. It just has great character writing, some of the best in the series.
>>731600174He doesn’t even have real sources, he just bitches about ever rumor. The dude was saying Kathleen Kennedy was fired every fucking week since 2019
>>731604906start smoking
>>731599014i stopped watching cybershell when his creepypasta video part on mugen was literally just reading the tier list for cheapie characters from the mugen wiki without any real addition of info at allwell that and his sega sponsorship and his dogshit fake review of frontiers, his old self wouldn't have been so fucking soft on it
>>731603937The one thing I cannot stand about pannenkoek is how he pronounces all his "D" and "T" sounds as "TH" sounds. Otherwise his voice doesn't annoy me, but that one thing, once I started to hear it, began to bug the shit out of me and I can't ever unhear it now. His videos are really well made but that one thing always bugs me.
>>731599987i don't mind this at all really even if the vids are weird or bad, it's better than only be recommended shit others have seen at high rates
>>731601891I hate this almost as much as devs creating a discord server for the game. Official discord servers should be banned
>>731601120the disclaimer that something's their own opinion pisses me off moreso than anything else in a video like thatjust fuck off we know
>>731586018>video essayYou have no one to blame but yourself.
>>731603271It’s not well researched, he was part of the scam and hides his own involvement. He’s one of the worst retards out there and you’re falling for it
>>731603380i watched a shameful amount of thesethe absolute worst is>umm not sure what this thing is, on to the next one!
>>731604836i feel like 75% of any review/analysis/essay type video on something i like is from a brit/irish person
>>731603705When I was like 15 I did let’s play videos of hentai visual novels and got a few hundred views on them but all of that got purged in like 2013. I have never made a video since and wouldn’t even know what to make these days
>>731603937Pannenkoek's voice sounds practically MELODIC compared to some of these fucks.
>>731604836Joelemz voice
>>731604906Post a vocaroo let the thread decide how unfortunate your voice is
>>731604964This is the most embarrassing part. I took 4 years of private lessons with a very prominent voice actor, one that is a household name in gaming, and through his help I did develop the ability to make it deeper, but at most I can only maintain it for few minutes at a time and certain words break it. It’s also very theatrical and doesn’t sound like how a real human talks. I wouldn’t be able to make a real video without a crack coming through
>>731605794this
>>731605794This, I don't believe in making fun of people for shit they can't change so I'll just be honest. Can't speak for the rest of these faggots.
>>731594659>Y'know I have yet to see anyone say they're sponsored by Adblock/Sponsorblock, even as a joke.I'm going to keep this in mind kek
>>731596258>>731596258>>731596258
>>731603905that person outed themselves as retarded quite quicklymost "ragging on" Pizza Tower only really came after legit a couple weeks of threads, most of the release threads were a good timethought someone was also spamming some weirdElden Ring as a soulslike was always going to be a mix of dicksucking and shitposting in equal partsRE4 remake IS more shit than notToTK is a glorified expansion pack with a half-assed story structure and horrible naming conventionsand no one was "having fun and being happy" with Back 4 Blood, it was thoroughly fucking mocked lmao
>>731606015>>731605878>>731605794I will probably regret thishttps://voca.ro/1nxgMmvpwJL0I 100% swear I am not gay and I am not a tranny.
>>731606142lmao fag
>>731606142Shit I got the day wrong. It’s Saturday not Sunday
>dreary monotonous Zoomer voice>lo-fi slop music>VCR insertion/ejection sound FX when switching between points and topics
>>731587083its a free childhood extension if your parents are feebleminded and lack the constitution to put you out on the street
>>731606142>>731606168You kinda sound like SpongeBob, ngl.
