I just spent the whole night playing this in bed, and im only on chapter 3 this is by far the most nostalgic experience I have ever had. I feel like it is exactly how I remember but better, I always tried to go back and play the original but all the reading and loading was annoying, but playing this remake is breaking me emotionally. The only thing I dont get is why they ar releasing it in parts?
>gamekey card>90GBwhat were they thinking
The entire remake trilogy will be forgotten after a month when it's finally done, doomed to only be discussed by the obsessive nohopers who cling to this IP due to an unhealthy attachment to the characters. The world will move on but this dwindling group of autistic balding millenials will still insist the trilogy was a phenomenal success and continue discussing it like the shit movie that came out 20 years ago that nobody but them cares about.tldr: The OG will continue to be a classic, the remake trilogy will be tossed on the garbage pile like all other compilation trash.
>>731776806>I feel like it is exactly how I remember but betterThat's weird, because I remember the original FF7 having actual good pacing instead of 40 hours of fetch quests in the slums
>>731777135translation>I am a salty faggot and will pretend no one else enjoys these beloved games
>>731776806>this is by far the most nostalgic experience I have ever hadwhat part
>>731777135Nah I dont think so, this is the first time playing it and it's phenomenal. That's playing the remake version that is, I played the original on ps1 and it feels like such a long time ago. Like I said every time i tried to emulate the original it just felt dated and I didn't want to continue, but this, THIS is like exactly how I imagined it in my head when thinking of it.I'm wondering if this type of tretment can be given to 8 and 9 too? Possibly 10? This would single hadnedly save Square Enix specially now I can play it on my switch in my bed and with headphones so im completely emersed.I disagree this will be in the trash because I love the orginal and I think I might love this more but I need to finish it and wait for part Rebirth but so far it's impeccable!
>>731777253Different anon here but the people who complain about the bloating in these remakes are just wrong. These aren’t “normal” games, they’re built as nostalgia monuments for fans of the original, raised to epic scale. I’ve waited more than two decades for these games. I want to live in the world for as long as fucking possible, if there’s a lot of fluff that is a bonus. If it were up to me every single game in the remake trilogy would take 500 hours to complete. I don’t want to leave.
>>731777135I would be amazed if this didn't happen
>>731777135Inevitable
>>731777573>they’re built as nostalgia monuments for fans of the original>I want to live in the world for as long as fucking possibleit's a good way to look at it, and hopefully Ocarina of Time gets similar treatment. I remember back in the day these two games were compared and argued about, good times.
>>731777573hey look everyone it's the falseflagger again
>>731777573I'm with you plus I watched Maximillion play it and talk about it I like the story tweaks specially the whole ambiguity of whether its a multiverse or not, it makes such sense and gives such more complexity for sephiroths character
>>731777675>nd hopefully Ocarina of Time gets similar treatment.You dont understand how I would give my Left testicle for an Ocarina Remake, if it was made with this amount love that FF7 has then im all for it
>>731776991>what are they thinking>this wont fit on a 64gb cardHow retarded are you people
>>731777675>>731777763OoT is a top three game for me and if they remade it and split it into three parts I'd think that's pathetic
>>731777573None of these games respect the players time.A good game doesn't waste the players time. There's games are the epitome of terrible theme park design.
>>731777841I guess FF7 fans are just built different and thankful for an opportunity to spend as much time with the characters as possible
>>731777323Just everything the look and feel, the music, the mood and atmosphere, it's how I see it in my head when I look back on it.It took me a while to get used to the gameplay but I love that too. Characters are great so far and it's just such a romanticised version, I literally cried when the music started after following sephiroth through the burning alleways and then when the original battle music hit.
>>731777805As if the game couldn't be optimized, fuck off.
>>731777885Maybe it's because my time isn't valuable but I don't see the issue. If they could make these games 10 times longer I would consuder that an objective improvement./v/ is the only place more content is considered a bad thing
>>731777805They're thinking S-E can't optimize. If Sony and Arrowhead can optimize to shave 100GB off Helldivers 2 PC then S-E can optimize to fit on a 64Gb cart
>>731777953>spend a shit ton of money on optimizing the game for a single lesser version delusional lmao.
>>731777841It's a differnt type of game, Ocarina wouldn't need to be split over 3 disks/parts because it's world based rather than compartmentalised and split up like FF7 remember the original game had 3 discs too on ps1
>>731777841Which is weird, because Starcraft 2 was such a highly anticipated game for me and when they split it into three parts it only made me more ecstatic it would be getting the care and consideration it deserved. Time ghosts would work in Ocarina of Time
>>731778010it's almost equivelant to the PS5 version, it's perfect
>>731778010This is why CD Project Red puts out the best selling games ever made, and Final Fantasy doesn't btw.
>>731777991or just buy a microSD it's not a difficult concept, I have several so I can store all my games on them
>>731778019I like the OoT we already have, it's why it's one of my favourite games! I don't want a huge reinvisioning of it
>>731777989Ever Crisis is what you're looking for
>>731778019I bought all 3 collectors editions
>>731777923This. These games are an experience of love, not just the next game of the month.>>731777885Seriously? For the Final Fantasy 7 Remake? Not respecting our time for these would be making them shorter 50 hour games. Nobody who actually wanted these remakes wanted streamlined experiences you’re done with in a week. We waited and asked for this for literal decades.
>>731778127It's on the publisher to make a product consumers will buy
>>731778012>remember the original game had 3 discs too on ps1Disc 3 was just the final dungeon of the game. The original Midgar section was about 1/8 of the total game. Making Midgar its own game was simply a cash grab
>>731778152>I like the OoT we already havethat's nice, I'm sure you will replay it when a remake comes out
>>731778234>Disc 3 was just the final dungeon of the gameLegend of Dragoon mogs FF7
>>731778230What's your problem? The game is fucking incredible, it's set the benchmark for remakes, Resident Evil didn't even come this close to the level of detail and love of the characters, and thats been remade like 10 times.
>>731778223The original FF7 is the same length as part one of the remake trilogy yet it'll continue to be regarded as an iconic classic. The remake project is already a footnote in gaming with only the most ardent of nostalgia-fueled FF7fags caring about it (source - FF7 Rebirth sales). And I actually thought Rebirth was really fun FWIW, but let's be real here
>>731778083You can spot the DLSS artifacting in the hair, Pragmata and RE9 have the same issue. Games with FSR on PC have the same problem, it's due to the upscaling tech. It's really not close because of that.
>>731778223>Nobody who actually wanted these remakes wanted streamlined experiences you’re done with in a weekyeah they did, it's why E33 is celebrated while rebirth isn't. It's why the E33 devs used the original FF games as a framework and not the remake
>>731778262Yup, and I might even like an OoT remake more! But given the option, I'd take a new 3D Zelda instead since there are such large gaps between them as is
>>731778374>people fondly remember a game they've replayed over three decadesyou dont say
>>731778363Resident Evil's been remade once, with the remake being ported since. This is like calling the Switch port of FF7 remake another remake of FF7
>>731778431>optionthey're not mutually exclusive, just like my insinuating you can just replay the old one
>>731777135Most People Rejected His Message
>>731776806Is this bait? This game is almost 7 years old now
>>731778496They're not, but any time spent on an OoT remake could be spent on a new 3D Zelda game instead, leading to us getting a shorter gap between them
>>731778363Trying too hard anon. REmake is already industry celebrated as a good remake for the reasons you described
>>731778576It's a false flag and bait
>>731778390I have no idea what any of what you said means, I just want to play FF7 and experience the nostalgia exactly as i imagine it in my head, and Square pulled it off with this. Im praying they do 8 and 9, I nver experienced 10 because I was always against playstation so never bought a ps2 but i did like the look of it, hopefully all of these get remade for switch 2
>>731778576Well I never played it, I have a switch and switch 2 and I can't beieve I missed it but so thankful it's on Switch now
>>731778682How do you imagine it in your head
>>731777573>I want to live in the worldSame>>731777675>hopefully Ocarina of Time gets similar treatmentI'm not opposed to it, but there's not as much to draw from when it comes to OoT's story and characters. It could be cool anyways though.
>>731777135/thread
>>731778682You can play X on your Switch 2 right now.
>>731778363>The game is fucking incrediblewhich part
Do I have to play the original to get into this if I already know the death and the plot twist? I love N64 games but Im looking at FFVII gameplay and its straight up uncslop
>>731778997What specially makes it uncslop? Remake doubles down on the original and stretches it's gameplay and plot among 3 different products
>>731778980these aren't real posters
>>731778919I had a pretty cool envisioning of a remake, so there's enough there that I came up with a bunch of stuff. Nintendo is a big ole company.
>>731776806The only thing I don't like is the forced walking and it was highly likely a design choice to hide loading times because of the PS4's slow HDD. By masking the slow texture streaming caused by the HDD (and probably a UE4 bottleneck too) is how they managed to push such high quality assets on the PS4. When I first played the game on PS4 I was blown away by the graphics, the game had no business looking this good and having such great performance on a fucking PS4.Retards make fun of Sony hyping up a 5GB/s SSD, because muh PC, but this was a game changer for game design judging by how massive the improvements were on Rebirth compared to Remake. You can even tell right away by playing the Yuffie DLC. Nobody had any idea how big of a bottleneck the 500MB/s HDD were and many still have no idea since they are retards that lack perspective and nuance. Everything they see they take it at face value but on last gen consoles the slow HDD were a bigger bottleneck than the CPU, GPU or RAM.
>>731778997The remake trilogies are sequels, so yeah kinda. Ideally you'd have at least played the OG and Crisis Core going into it. Watching Advent Children wouldn't hurt either. It's every piece of FF7 media combined, so even games like Dirge of Cerberus are referenced.
>>731778997>Do I have to play the original to get into thisNope.
>>731779361Retards will look at the games and say the graphics look bad when they look bad instead of doing their research and finding out just what an incredible job SE did. The more you look into it the more you realise the 7R games are the greatest accomplishments of all time in gaming and the hundreds of Indians hired to make 80% of these games should have medals for what they achieved.
>>731777568>I played the original on ps1 and it feels like such a long time ago. Like I said every time i tried to emulate the original it just felt dated and I didn't want to continue, but this, THIS is like exactly how I imagined it in my head when thinking of it.Jesus you sound like a turbo faggot. Like a lying turbo faggot. Graphically it might be how you imagined it. Combat might be somewhat like how you imagined it if you like action combat. But story wise? There is no way you can be an honest actor and say Remake is anything like how you imagined the story of the OG which you admit you already played.
>>731779361>>731779554Time and time again I'll see people saying something bad about these games and they are always retards who haven't done enough study to find out why they're wrong first.
>>731778892Like Final Fantasy 7 remake on switch 2
>>731779619This goes for everything in 7R.If they don't like the combat, they haven't studied it enough.If they don't like the story, they haven't studied it enough.If they don't like the graphics, they haven't studied them enough.Same goes for the materia system and the weapon upgrades. Everything, really.
>>731778980Can you? welp defintiely a purchase then, thanks anon
>>731779554Which part about the graphics make them the greatest accomplishments of all time
>>731779386WTF are you taking about are you retarded, how are they sequels?
>>731779675So you don't imagine it
Yeah dude I totally remember the part in Midgar where the game turned into kingdom hearts for several hours.
>>731779241This is a port of a game that first came out on the ps4. Nintendo had nothing to do with this. Are you implying they did?
>>731776806>release shit game>gets treated like shitBUT>release a shit game on Nintendo consoles>gets treated like a masterpieceTendies man
>>731779763You haven't seen the Yuffie DLC? This was already explained >>731779361
>>731779591are you actually a fucking ff7 hater or something? I literally said played the original im playing the remake and in my head it's exactly as a i remember you start off at the tran station and work your way through planting a bomb and then fight a mini boss, explode it and then escape, that's where I'm up to and remake wise thats exactly how it happened in the roiginal too are you fucking deluded lad?
>>731779889I'm asking>>731779554
>>731779816whats the point you're trying to make or trying to gaslight/insinuate on me? like i dont know what else to say other than you sound like you're trying to impose your hate of the game onto me.I loved the original and the remake is a "romanticised" version I had in my head literally manifested into reality.If you can't udnerstand that maybe go play your tranny games and ubislop shitfests because I'm throughly enjoying this and wanted to know if anyone else had it on switch 2 and was enjoying it in bed?
>>731779863It's a false flag post
>>731780029>ubishit gamesAnon i have bad news for you when you eventually get around to rebirth after nintendo ports it. Since you dont play anything but nintendo branded garbage.
>>731780050dont know what you mean by flase flag and would rather you just fuck offthis guy also agrees with me
>>731780029>dont know what else to sayyou haven't said anything, you can't seem to articulate anything specific about two games you've supposedly played
>>731779780Because it's not the same plot and the plot really wants you to know the story of the original(as well as Crisis Core, which becomes required knowledge if you want to enjoy Rebirth).
>>731779968Name a greater accomplishment in graphics than the 7R games
>>731780127It means you're responding to friendly fire like a retard
>>731779890Played disc1 and a couple of huge materia in Disc2 last week.The original parts and tone is for the most part identical in the remake, with more detail here and there. The problem is some events were stretched or made to happen earlier because of splitting the story in 3 games (e.g. Sephiroth taunting Cloud every 30min from the start instead of from the Temple onwards). And the anime tone was not only made stronger but having it dubbed makes it feel weirder than ever.The real shit parts are, as expected: time jannies, tie-in characters from poor novels like Kyrie and Leslie etc.The filler is not enjoyable but YMMV. Maybe that’s why it’s so divisive.
FF7R is one of the worst games I've ever played.That being said, it's better than pic related.Is Final Fantasy just shit? I feel like Final Fantasy fans legitimately have never experienced good writing in their lives
>>731780260FF is a series of high highs and low lows. Even the golden age ones (4 through 10).But they weren’t made so manchildren kept replaying them nonstop for 30 years. They’re sometimes cool if you compare them to some kid’s movies you’d watch at the age you played them, like stuff from Disney or Pixar. Some good anime, too.
so tendies really dont play anything until its released on their watered down hardware 5+ years later?
>>731780260what is a video game with good writing?
>>731780260oh christ someone who thinks they can write beeter than a game designer.... here we goI love when I see reatrds like you who think they know about writing but all you do is post here
>>731780418None because that’s a vague excuse ragebaiters use instead of the acceptable “i didn’t like it, simple as”.
>>731780260holy shit your the same type of faggot on/tv/ that would say Avatar has bad writing, yet's its almost identical to FF7 fuck outta here, it's beautiful
>>731780418>Witcher 3>Cyberpunk 2077 Phantom Liberty>MGS2>Yakuza 0>Nu-God of War>Clair Obscur Expedition 33>Fallout New Vegas>Baldur's Gate 3>Dragon Age Origins>Mass EffectHonestly even fucking Crash Bandicoot has better writing than Final Fantasy
ffvii is my favorite game of all time and I only got about 10 hours into ffviiR before I dropped it out of sheer disgust and Im not kidding. a game that I waited and begged for, for DECADES. my most anticipated release of all time turned out to be the literal worst case scenario. I shouldve seen it coming considering how garbage SE had already been before that point, but for some reason I fucking thought they would do this one thing right.
>>731780207>>731780418I love how quickly questions like these shut retard haters up
>>731780606oh ok so youre just a retarded normie pleb, shocking indeed.
>>731780260Modern Final Fantasy is. The talented devs at S-E were leaving the company in the transition between 16/32 bit era so by the PS2 era and beyond were of lower quality overall
>>731780606holy fuck you're a retard, the only reasonable one in there is E33 and maybe mass effect but it was sparse in that game and yakuza but thats japsthe rest is shit, by your logic Mario Odyssey is phenomenal writing
>>731780498You know there's such thing as objectively shit writing and Final Fantasy IS the definition of that?FFX is also the definition of piss poor game design.
>>731780606Notice none of these are examples from 20 years ago or more.Yeah, the industry really caught up story wise. Even original FFVII is borderline cringy if you put it besides these titles and nonetheless it has influenced some of their writers.Vydia are still evaluated using anachronistic standards, in stark contrast to many other human works. Maybe that’s because they will never be art.
>>731780704how is it shit writing? what makes it shit?
>>731780703>>731780685Mate you play Final Fantasy so your opinion is invalid.Your mind is gonna be blown when you read Humpty Dumpty or The Tortoise and the hare.Wait til you find out who wins the race!Oh wait, you wont be satisfied unless the tortoise fights GOD at the finish line or some shit
>>731780684>make a post declaring victory after posters responded embarrassing
My only experience with final fantasy is watching advent children, knowing Aeris dies and that Tifa has huge honkers Will I like this one?
>>731780606>brown people truly believe this mega slop is good writinglmao
>>731780260The best FF stories post FFX were Chains of Promathia in FF11 and Shadowbringers in FF14. Somehow the MMO expansions had better stories than the full games.
>>731776806>I feel like it is exactly how I rememberI love it how larpers out themselves so easily
>>731780784you might have a mental illness dude get checked, FF7 is great fantasy game about the world, life and reincarnation
>>731780759MGS1 and MGS2 are from 20 years ago.Also add Max Payne to the list. There is no excuse.>>731780780FFX, nothing happens for the first 2/3rds of the game. It's just vague ass world building which obviously blue the mind of /v/tards when they were 11 and can't let go of the fact it's surface level at best.Then at the end things happen that are anime-tier AT BEST, surrounded by tedious game design in the bosses and areas you have to navigate.Play some better games. Read a book.Fucking anything.
>>731780759MGS2 is 25 years ago. Thanks for playing
>>731777573The ones who complain the most about FF7R are the people who played the original.The ones who enjoy FF7R the most are people who never played the original.This game wasn't built as nostalgia bait monuments for fans of the original, but for the earthbound fan like audience who praise the shit out of FF7 without ever having played it due to being too young.
>>731780704You sound frustrated with X’s postgame. It’s really bad. So no biggie about it. Even filling the sphere grid is a chore.In video games some convenient things need to happen not only because of the story but also to fit the gameplay. So I wouldn’t consider them objectively poorly written, although the standard is lower.
>>731780842Bro it's surface level at best. GUYS WE GOTTA STOP THE MAKO GUYS then omg ALIEN at the end.grow the fuck up>>731780823Final Fantasy fan when it's not anime tier shit
>>731780853write something better then, X was a romance, and worked perfectly maybe grow a heart and understand emotional content
>>731780853bro you think witcher 3 and kojimashit is good writing. you belong on r*ddit and have zero claims to having taste.
>>731780606>>Witcher 3lol>>Cyberpunk 2077 Phantom LibertyLOL>>MGS21>>Yakuza 02>>Nu-God of Warlmao>>Clair Obscur Expedition 33kek>>Fallout New VegasROFL>>Baldur's Gate 3HAHAHAHAHA>>Dragon Age Originshehe>>Mass Effectaeiou
>>731780908I could have accepted the flaws in the OG but in the remaster there is NO excuse
>>731780915>GUYS WE GOTTA STOP THE MAKO GUYS>then omg ALIEN at the end.sounds great im sold, also why the fuck would I grow up i play games to have fun escape reality I want this kind thing from final fantasy, go play walking simulators like last of us if you dont like I'll take FF anyday
>>731780872>This game wasn't built as nostalgia bait monuments for fans of the originalThe product is being sold as FFVII Remake. It's entirely built on evoking nostalgia
>>731780853>>731780867MGS was always above its peers, even if you don’t discount the silly things like Snake using ketchup to fool a guard and all the diarrhea jokes (these are very poor writing btw).
>>731780830name one modern video game with a colourful elevator?
>>731780941>Final fantasy player talking lol>>731780918I have, thanks :)>>731780956Knew some final fantasy f*g would reply like this. Go read a book :)
>>731780230I just dislike how they made the 2 hour tutorial into a 40 hour part 1.If they expanded the rest of the game as hard as they did the tutorial section of the game the game would be in 10 parts.
>>731780853>my JRPGs need to be deep seriously written thoughtful experiencesYou are a faggot.
>>731777568Don't leave Wall Market's battle arena before doing Aerith's single challenges. It gives you Aerith's 2nd limit break. Ifyou leave the arena, you can't get the limit break during that run as the story moves on and later you can't come back to it. The next available time to do it is via Chapter Select after besting the story once
>>731780992lol gay>>731781064Yes...? You can enjoy your shitty JRPG's if you want but dont pretend the writing is actually good or that half the time the game design is not heavily flawed that doesn't respect your time
Oh it's a seething westoid in this thread.ABANDON
Honesly Final Fantasy fans would have their mind blown by Boss Baby's story.
>>731780785We're already ripping him to shreds for thinking any game has better writing. Look around. You lost.
Ok.
>>731779852We're talking about a hypothetical remake.
>>731781182Tell me you only play JRPG's without telling me you only play JRPG'sEmbarrassing
>>731776806The dialogue in this game is almost as bad as Metroid prime 4 and every single girl in it is annoying. Stretching the first 3 hours into a 30 + game is beyond retarded and having not 1 but 2 motorcycle levels automatically makes it shit I can't fathom why japs think they make for good levels.
>>731781129Name an example of a game with good writing.
>>731781058The midgar in OG takes more than 2 hours. I'd say without a guide, player going blind will soend in Midgar 10-15 hours. There's the cross dress scene that takes quite a lot time if going blind and wants to get all the stuff.Also realizing where to buy batteries for the climb to Shinra HQ (Wall Market weapon shop) and Shinra HQ and its puzzles
>>731781224>>731781217Wind Waker has better writing than ANY final fantasyFucking embarrassing>>731781239It's on the same level for sure
>>731780759Shadowrun Fallout 1 and 2Planescape Torment Baldur's Gate 2Deus ExMegami Tensei II FE Seisen no KeifuChrono TriggerTactics Ogre LuCTFFTFF6Silent Hill 2Mother
>>731781024You really can't even let someone get away with liking the original elevator more than the remake one, can you?As small a complaint as it is, and yet it's still completely unfair. Can't let remake be tarred with even a single tiny feather.
>>731781298>Wind Waker has better writing than ANY final fantasyAgain subjective, it may be your opinion but it's wrong
>>731781239>>731781279I dunno what it's with downplaying the actual playtime of OG's Midgar
>>731781279I took my time talking to NPCs, stealing here and there and learning all available Enemy Skills.Took me a little more than 4h to Leave Midgar (when Remake ends and a little more than 22h to finish Disc 1 (when Rebirth ends).
>>731781368Final Fantasy fan coping
>>731781396Playing blind?
>>731781020Remakes aren't built for fans of the original games. They are build to bring in new players too young to have played the original.
>>731781434And they failed
>>731781402its facts though, how is it cope, there are so many themes from romance to war to the human condition to climate activism and saving the planet, these are all part and parcel of writing a compelling story and it has them by the bucket loads, keep hating, the story is magically timeless, and even fitting in todays reality
>>731781298Hell no
>>731781396Also there's no enemy skills in Midgar. You only get Enemy Skill materia in Shinra HQ. The first avsilable Enemy Skill to learn is outside Midgar
>>731781024What's that got to do with anything?
>>731781491whats enemy skills?
>>731781434>Remakes aren't built for fans of the original games.Remakes are specifically for fans of the original games
>>731781279A lot of NPCs in Wall Market reference the weapon store guy with a tank after the Plate falls and how he’s salvaged goods. And before that a couple mentioned how he hoards things.Finding references to the Keystone and the Temple can take longer if you don’t happen to go to Bone Village and the Blacksmith guy.
>>731780830>Lets make a steampunk style elevator to represent how futuristic and fucked up this area isvs>we can save money if we just use unity asset elevator textures
>>731781024E33
>>731781525Enemy Skill are blue magic, abilities you kearn from enemies. You need to have Enemy Skill materia and the enemy needs to hit the character for the materia to learn it
>>731781467Slapping these "themes" into the story without any subjext is surface level tier shitGUYS... WHAT IF MAKO IS ACTUALLY... WAIT....amazing
"Hello guys we are company and releasing game 1 and if it's successful we will release game 2 in a few years time ">"what the fuck you're telling me game 1 is a bloated slop filler. i want the game 2 story NOW fuck nomura."
>>731781073You're responding to someone who only n larping about playing the game
>>731781536FF7R was not made for FF7 fans but for FF15 fans.
>>731780418Deus Ex. They're few and far between though.
>>731781654Yeah, FF7R threads have that guy. He was mad over the Yuffie DLC because according to him Yuffie is recruited in Wutai and it wouldn't make sense for her to be in the first continent
>>731781430“Blind”. I know where stuff is and what happens even if I forgot the exact details. But there is no way to get lost in Midgar, every zone NPCs hint heavily on where to go next.Even the kids suggesting a way to climb the plate aren’t hard to find.>>731781491Point being? First enemy skill is Matra Magic. Also I did’t bother learning Chocobuckle and Beta until right before the Temple.If we’re generous with grinding and stealing, Midgar might take 5-6h and Disc1 might take 35-40h, depending if you took the time to farm BP and GP enough for some rewards like Omnislash in disc1. And only people who know what they’re doing would aim for that and these players wouldn’t probably take that long.
>>731781298>wind waker>good ANYTHING
>>731781835I dunno how you spent time in Midgar getying Enemy Skills when there's none >>731781396
>>731777989>If they could make these games 10 times longer I would consuder that an objective improvement.i don't see the issue with stretching the game at all. The problem is that a big portion of the filler content in remake is low quality. They definitely improved the quality of side content in rebirth, but in remake they could have put more effort in the side quests
>>731781298>Wind Waker has better writing than ANY final fantasylol
meanwhile actual game devs:https://www.pcgamer.com/games/baldurs-gate/he-was-scared-s-less-baldurs-gate-director-was-so-panicked-after-playing-final-fantasy-7-that-it-changed-the-entire-shape-of-baldurs-gate-2-and-nearly-every-rpg-since/
>>731781338>Planescape TormentNobody ever played this game.It's essential poser core
>>731782043>>731781871Sorry Final Fantasy fag. If you think WW writing is bad, and I'm saying it's better than FF writing - take the hint
>>731782009That is referring to the entirety of doing Disc1. Finishing Midgar is mandatory as it’s the tutorial zone. If there are no enemy skills to be learned there, they took 0min of the 4h spent there. But took part of the time in the 22h spent in finishing disc1.I do not understand.
Someone enjoyed their lie in this morning. Didn't they realise defending 7R on /v/ is a full time job? I hate to see such slacking.
>>731776806tendies really are simple minded, no wonder they like bing bings so much
>>731782021Finite time and budget means concessions have to be made somewhere which in Remakes case is the low quality of the filler content. Rebirth is improved because the project benefits from development already done in Remake allowing for resources to be better allocated
>>731781738Whenever I see VIIR being praised I just know its him
>>731782116Wind Waker fucking sucks
Morning, Jimbo
>>731781338None of these games have especially good writing except the CRPGs, and some of those have the benefit of having like 80 hours of dialogue.
>>731782439People mistake personal preference of a kind of story and tone for good writing.
>tendie used to mid games is excited he has another mid game to playLmfao
>>731782541There's personal preference then there's Final Fantasy's ""writing""
*blows dust off script*Woo boy, this is the dustiest one yet!
>>731782392Morning? It's half past noon there, sleepyhead.
>>731782579Yes. Anime-style writing is not trying to achieve the same kind of things that verbose CRPGs are trying to achieve.The fact you haven't realized this and think your personal preference is an objective quality standard is laughable.
>>731782759>Guys... some people PREFER shit writing!
>>731782107Interesting, thanks for the link>"[Ohlen] literally said, 'These guys kicked our ass. This is how a game should be. We don't know what we're doing.'"
>>731782108It has better world building and writing than most games even if most of the outer planes weren't implemented. The OP of this thread is living his own fantasy of FFVIIR as if he was in one of the clerk's ward sensoriums
>>731782439They all have good writing, where is the bad writing in the examples given
>>731782995I didn't say they have bad writing. I don't even know what you would consider to be bad writing. I said most of them don't have especially or notably GOOD writing. In fact the only game there that's generally considered notable for its writing is Planescape Torment.
>>731782640Just because it didn't make anyone care 5 years ago doesn't mean I should stop trying it.
They seriously thought we were going to let them away with saying any other game had better writing of graphics than 7R kek
Insecurity and defensiveness allegations: beaten!
>>731776806good morning sir have blast
>>731783229Boss Baby would blow your mind
>>731776806>only on chapter 3Oh you naive fool
>>731780207>we never got an answer to thisNaturally.
>>731783652which organisation xiii member is this?
>>731779361>When I first played the game on PS4 I was blown away by the graphicsAt that time i remember thinking that uncharted 4 was the most impressive ps4 game to date. When i played the demo of ff7r i was also blown away by the transition from the first cutscene to gameplay, it looked even prettier than uncharted 4. The lighting was incredible, I was in disbelief about how high quality Cloud's character model was. Of course, later they get lazy and some low quality textures start to pop in.
>>731783652the whispers already appeared in chapter 2
>>731783967And why would we. Nobody was talking to >>731780207
>>731783652OP hasn't played the game
>>731784203Also nobody can think of a single example. The thread will die without anyone even trying. Makes you wonder why >>731779763 even challenged the assertion in the first place.
>>731781279It can take longer going in blind, and 2 hours is fairly optimal and skipping everything optional. A blind playthrough should only take around 5~ hours.Midgar is broken up into segments of basically 3 towns and 3 dungeons that are equal in length to any other town+dungeon segments in the game. Most of which are 20~30 minutes in length segments of the game with the exception of the Shinra building taking about an hour.The cross dressing segment is short as fuck. Even if you're straight up retarded if you just talk to every NPC you'll end up with a dress and wig within 10 minutes which is the bare minimum to proceed. Shinra tower has a lot of puzzles and OPTIONAL content but even stopping to do all the optional content shouldn't take more than an hour and a half.also>realizing where to buy batteries to climb the wallyou mean talking to the kids who are right next to the wall that say the weapon shop owner has batteries takes more than a couple of minutes even on a blind playthrough?Midgar is long but after you leave midgar it takes around the same time as doing the flash back in kalm, heading through the cave to junon, doing the junon section and boat, heating to mt corel, passing through the train tracks to mt corel, entering the golden saucer and doing the prison section. In fact I'd say that takes a little longer as there's travel time between locations on the world map that you don't have to account for with how railroaded midgar is.cosmo canyon, nibelheim, rocket town, backtracking to gold saucer and then temple of the ancients is longer than midgar. Temple of the ancients is one of the longest segments in the game and makes shinra HQ looks small.And that's just disc 1.Midgar is a long tutorial, but nostalgia because of how much happens in that one place makes people think it's a lot longer than it actually is.
>>731784354>The thread will die without anyone even trying.Thats true. Maybe a few more vagueposts and pointless questions but youre right, not one example will be given.
>>731783652Nobody who played the game would have anything positive to say about it, don't be so gullible.
>>731780260you are supposed to play ff4-6 like a nornal person.
>>731784354>>731779763 is my post and I was asking OP to be specific which I never got an answer for. So why would I respond to someone interjecting in our dialog with a separate question.
>>731780260Eh... FFX was ok. It wasn't that bad its better than 12/13/15/16.
>>731784410>Maybe a few more vagueposts and pointless questions but youre right, not one example will be given.100%
>>731784354>Makes you wonder whythe assertion was never substantiated nor was the bait successful
>>731784410I would wager you are right
The 7R graphics are a huge accomplishment!>wrongOkay name one game thats more impressive>..........Thought so
>that one anon replying to himself
>>731785350Haters literally dont know anything, they only know hate and to drag things down
>>731785350>posts that never happened
>>731785379It's the only way to make it look like anyome cares about my thread enemy unfortunately
>>731784410>not one example will be given.True. That's a post that doesn't, and will never, exist.
Asking 7R haters to name one game with more impressive graphics is really causing them to lose it
>>731784354you'll say that everytime, in every ff7 thread, regardless if it's reaching bump limit or not. You live in another reality where ff7 is not popular or talked about here. It must be sad to be you. And i'm not trying to bait, but it's just the truth, imagine being you! Damn that's sad...
>>731785464Yeah, FF7R threads have that guy.
>>731776991what the hell, I think all the games I have on my switch weigh about that much.there's plenty of older games and indies, so that might be the reason, still.
>>731785586If you really have a problem with people praising 7Rs graphics maybe you vould name a better game?
>>731785646He won't. He can't.See >>731784410
>>731784410This is uncanny
>>731785646Nobody can seem to articulate what part about it's graphics make it good
Haters love to start shit but ask them anything, give them any pushback, and all they can do is schizopost. They don't want anyone to find 7R graphically impressive but can't name a single game that looks better?
It really is schizos replying to themselves because nobody fell for their shitty bait
Why is someone mad at me for saying 7R has impressive graphics.
>>731785998Not even he knows. He thinks you praising the game is a trick and you secretly think the graphics are bad. I know, it makes no sense. But that's how mindbroken he is. He refuses to think any positive 7R post is genuine.
>>731785646my bad i replied to the wrong person kek
>7R has impressive graphicsUh...
>>731784410wow
So did the switch version get the intergrade visual upgrades like bonus shit gas?
>>731785975They lost and nobody wants to engage, it's embarrassing. They have a long way to go until they hit bump limit. They could stop posting and just let the thread die but gotta keep up appearances.
>>731786227Someone needs to post the NPC faces and see if they fixed this thing they broke with Intergrade on PS5 and PCOn PC someone modded back like 1400 textures from the PS4 version but the PS5 version is still fucked
>>731786250>schizos replying to themselvesHeh
Please take a moment to appreciate the fact that you're angry at me for saying 7R has impressive graphics
>>731786227>bonus shit gastbf it's the sewers
>>731786450You're right, I wasn't being fair. Remake critics never are.
>play Remake>Spend hours hunting rats and fetching groceries and moving boxes and doing uncharted for babies>30 hours of this shit>play original>entire section is about 5 hoursHonestly I'm afraid to have play Rebirth.
Prato Feito for lunch? Or a simple polenta?
My characters are lv48 in Mideel and I feel they are too overpowered. All I did was not run away from encounters.
>>731777135I moved on after the PS2, when it was clearly going in a different direction with 12. I always held out hope but 13 really killed for me, and by the time 15 came out I couldn't even recognize what I was looking at. It's funny that had a momentary resurgence of popularity among yaoi fangirls and K-pop weirdos with 15, but they don't actually play games so it killed the franchise. In a perfect world versus kingdom hearts 3 would have been a PS3 launch title, VII Remake would have released for PS3 like everyone hoped, Versus XIII would have released and square franchises would be alive. Now all that have is Japanese Dragonquest fans.
>>731777135It’s been two years since Rebirth released and it’s still talked about daily here.
>>731786596>>play Remake>>Spend hours hunting rats and fetching groceries and moving boxes and doing uncharted for babies>>30 hours of this shitwhat leads a person to lie this much?
>>731786790daily threads shitting on it or about being choked by scarlets futa cock. quite a legacy.
>>7317869027r takes such a beating here I cant even compliment it without a schizo calling me a falseflagger
>>731777135Of course. People bought into VII Remake thinking it was a Remake but were fooled into playing S-E's attempt at the Snoy movie formula but with the plot cohesiveness of KH autism. The same numbers aren't returning to buy Rebirth.
>>731786698My first playthrough in 90s my levels were 52 in the final dungeon. FF7 is not hard game and you bound to get levels if you take your time and explore without running away from encounters. And on next playthroughs I would power grind before Temple Of Ancient in the Mideel area you can reach with Tiny Bronco
>>731786790>>731786902There is one guy dubbed Jimbo who keeps posting to the threads daily for hours. He's been doing it since Remake's release in 2020. So almost 6 years of that.
>>731787321I have noticed someone seems to spend hours every day talking about him instead of games
>>731776806>WOW, MY FIRST TIME PLAYING FF7 REMAKE!!!! thread #5,720>SWITCH 2 IS SO COZY AND CONVENIENT I MIGHT COOOOOOOM thread #1,863>Overlap thread #58Just came here to say that OP is a Liberace gay, butchering ff7 like square did is retarded and both deserve to fail, and switch 2 is the most soulless and jewey system Nintendo has put out yet.>>731777135I'd take a "pixel remaster" of 7 before wanting what "remake" turned out to be
>>731787321I only ever see viir schizos inserting rebirth into non FF threads
>>731787526If he's been doing that for 6 years you'd think more people would be aware of the guy he posts about
>>731787230I kept swapping characters. Limit rank and levels were in general low except for Cloud's. But somehow between the Temple and the Whirlwind Maze the ended up lv52 or so.I'm pretty sure I was kinda underleveled when visiting Nibelheim for the first time.It's a bummer because the game is easy as it is.
>>731787572You'd think so, wouldn't you? Unfortunately it's still a solo mission.
>>731776806>The only thing I dont get is why they ar releasing it in parts?There was an ancient shitpost about the absolute state of DLC. It was supposed to be facetious, but life imitates art, and the reality that we got was actually even more greedy than the facetious shitpost was. Remember, this was a shitpost about DLC, using Final Fantasy VII as an example. It wasn't supposed to be real, and the true reality we got wasn't supposed to be somehow even worse.
>>731787648We were too optimistic
>>731787648The original game was intended to be a literal pit you shovel money intoThanks to modern tech, we can practically do just that. It's annoying how well this image aged
What the fuck were they thinking?
Are we doing the thing where we pretend Tifa/Aerith threads existing prove VIIR is universally beloved and a cultural touchstone for the rest of time?
>>731787603Yeah, the challenge comes from Battle Square and Weapons. But even then, you can unga bunga Weapons with Cloud, Barret and Cid limit breaks, 4xCut and multiple Counter Attacks. It's actually faster and easier to unga bunga instead of doing any Chocbo Breeding for Mime and KoTR and Battle Square for Final Attack and W-Summon.
>>731787805Yes, sadly. As if the Lara fucked by a horse thread means /v/ loves Tomb Raider.
>>731787805In this thread OP tried a "how do you do, fellow tendies" approach to have a relevant VIIR thread but tendies only care about tendie games
>>731787997I'm still waiting for a real ff7r thread. I have a lot of gripes I want to post, but I'm not putting them in a fake thread where haters might see them.
>>731787798>Why did [cartoony fun character design with some anime tones] go so fucking weird [when forced to be realistic]?¯\_(ツ)_/¯>the fuck were they thinking?Appealing to zoomies, grafixfats, and normies. You're surprised?
>>731787321In 2020 I told everyone to just ignore him many, many times, even though I didn't take my own advice. I never expected everyone to listen. And so it's just been me thinking about and posting about him hundreds of times a day for years while everyone else ignores him.
>>731787798i can't even tell what left is supposed to be
>>731787805Yes. This time the game is also sold out everywhere because each store only got like 5 copies and they're doing #ads on Twitter telling everyone it's sold out, so there are a lot of reaffirming of beliefs going on right now.
>>731780207retard, Witcher 3 from 2015 still looks as good
>>731788332Why are you falseflagging?
>>731788398They used Cetra spirit from Temple of Ancients and gave it different hat
>>731788105it's not worth trying to engage in a real conversation here because this place was not built for that, especially after they removed the ids. So the best thing to do is just troll anyone who disagrees and samefag as much as possible instead getting frustrated trying to actually talk about games
>>731788440It will be interesting to see this week's famitsu thread to see how well it did in Japan. Surely it can't do worse that the niche Metroid Prime 4.
>>731776806>The only thing I dont get is why they ar releasing it in parts?Because the original was largely made up of JPEG backgrounds and enemies were just models with a few animations with different stats. The remake has fully 3D environments, and battles are in real-time with fully programmed characters and enemies. It would not be feasible to fit that all into one game without cutting a ton of content.
>>731788756I am also curious to find out how much it actually sold, not just to hear that it's sold out everywhere.
>>731777135This poster is clinically depressed and will likely commit suicide at some point.
>>731788834>It would not be feasible to fit that all into one game without cutting a ton of content.You forgot the part where they added a ton of bloat though. They could have just not added all the bloat and it probably could have been 2 games, max, with exactly the same content. Like, Roche didn't really need to exist, did he? Nor the whispers. Nor Leslie and Kyrie, even though I think Kyrie is by far the best and most fuckable Remake girl. We didn't need to watch Cloud have a hand orgasm. We didn't need to fetch cats or play with some kids cutting up some boxes. We didn't need to fight Sephiroth at the end of the first game. And that's just bloat that I remember off hand.
>>731787798The original is a reused asset from Cetra spirits, hence the wizard pointy hat.
>>731777135You struck a nerve.
>>731788871I don't really have any stakes in FFVIIR but the narrative I've seen being pushed here is how it's been selling out. You'd expect Japan to support FFVII media but despite Switch 2's early success, it doesn't yet have a large install base to draw from.
>>731789048Do notice the amount of dialogue, scale of the world and side stuff. If you wanted the 90s FF7 in 2020s, you'd have to either cut stuff or divide it
>>731788528I can show you all the times I told people to ignore him back in 2020 if you want. Now it's 2026 and I'm begging others to pay attention to him.
>>731789596Jimbo...
>>731789002I think they're going to enjoy a long life of endless vindication.Even the posters who get mad at him can't bring themselves to say he's wrong.
>>731789735Do you often talk about yourself in 3rd person?
>>731787805aerith threads talk about the gametifa threads post tifa's fuckable body
>>731789485I'm just saying, it didn't actually NEED to be 3 games. They could have debloated it and made it 2 maximum. They maybe could have even squeezed it into 1 game. If XV can be 1 game, I don't see why VIIR couldn't also be 1 game.
>>731789683search "jimbo ignore" into the archive search. I think it will bring back a lot of memories for you.>>731789776jimbo was the name of the reddit account, which wasn't mine. you should have given me a name if you wanted to play this card but it's 6 years late.
>>731789735No point arguing with someone who hates all of existence.
>>731789931But he says he likes the original
>>731776806> I always tried to go back and play the original but all the reading and loading was annoyingnigger WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about? im literally playing the OG right now and atmost it has a couple of dialogue boxes for important plot points.But yes they did a good job with remake/rebirth and hopefully part 3 is also good.
>>731789996Nobody who criticizes something I like could possibly like anything at all
>5 results for "j*mbo">300 postsI think this is about average for a Remake thread.
>>731777841OoT was never narratively expansive enough to ever warrant that, whereas FFVII is a very dense narrative that happens in a flash because of cookie cutter characters.OoT is a much smaller character roster and only 4 characters really have much to do in the story. There's no proper chaptering that would allow you to split it up, whereas the acts of FFVII have a series of rises and falls through the whole game. OoT has no point earlier on that could serve as its "first climax". It can't end when you take the sword because that has no suspense on its own, and it can't end when Zelda is kidnapped because all you have left is Ganon's confrontation.I don't love that they split up FFVII but seeing it in execution I quite enjoy it, because the main story itself is expanded in a cool way with really fleshed out characterization now. It's just the side-filler shit that drags it down. But Midgar worked well as a Fellowship of the Ring cutoff point and Rebirth works well as a Two Towers. I just can't see how OoT would be like that with its narrower story-arc. Part of it is that Hyrule feels like a very local place, but FFVII feels like it spans a whole globe.
>>731789996He likes nothing. If this is the sperg who spends his life hateposting all over reddit and /ffg/, there's no joy in his life.
>>731790006Some people dont want to suffer through dogshit like you
>>731789912Holy shit this sperg really has been crying about his boogeyman for 6 years and still nobody gives a fuck
>>731787838I'll try that New Threat mod sometime in the future. The bad thing about mods is not all of them extensively document changes.
>>731790006>But yes they did a good job with remake/rebirth and hopefully part 3 is also good.The voice actors have already recorded most of their lines so I think they got it in the bag. They're doing panels lately to soft-hype it. But I still worry it'll be another Mass Effect 3 situation. Maybe not the ending, but its "global release". The first 2 parts were PS Exclusives, so they had a lot of focus on the PS audience and classic FFVII fans. Rebirth undersold, so I'm concerned they might shill to the Xbox and Nintendo fanbase and PS players simultaneously with a kind of "This game doesn't need you to play Part 1 or 2 at all!!!" marketing, where they'll violate the established plot just to make it feel like a standalone game.
>>731777625It's already happening, only the sunk cost faggots talk about it, nobody else cares.
my two favorite toons after Cloud and Barret were Cid and Vincent. And you still can't play as them.And part 3 will probably have mandatory sections with the other characters with two games of screen time already.The whole reason Rocket Town was shoved out of nowhere was so we didn't get Cid as late as CD2 and Square made this mistake in a remake of all things.
>>731790138filtered. Its not even hard lil bro>>731790212i dont think they will do that mainly because the devs have said they are releasing p1/p2 on xbox/switch so people are " caught up " on the story.I agree that they need to stick the landing for this though, My biggest questions is how much of the story is Wutai going to be, and wtf they are going to do with Zack.
>>731790149It must be brutally demoralizing.And it begs the question, what makes him "special" enough to be the only one who cares, to the point of obsession?
>>731777841As a huge Final Fantasy VII fan who doesn't really like any other Final Fantasy game that much, I relish any opportunity to spend money on Final Fantasy VII, whether video games or merchandise, and I hope they continue to expand the Final Fantasy VII universe with additional lore while letting me spend more time with the characters, and I will continue to buy every Final Fantasy VII expanded universe game while gleefully enjoying myself and spiting everyone else. I only hope that they give use Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus games as well so that I can buy those too and talk about how they are the best Final Fantasy games, because I already know they will be.
>>731790396Many feel the same way thankfully
>>731790528But not enough. The lukewarm Rebirth sales don't sit right with me. We need to do everything we can to make these games more of a success.
>>731789912Ok, so you been doing this for 6 years? Why haven't you complained about getting called Jimbo earlier?
>>731777135I've seen you on reddit, gamefaqs, and everywhere else posting this same shit daily. You need to get checked for autism.
>>731790669The good news is that once it releases for Switch 2 it's sure to sell out everywhere and be a huge hit.
>>731790782I did say that account wasn't mine many times, never claimed otherwise. But whatever, it's funny seeing a schizo "call you out" a million times because he thinks you're someone else. Like if I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right? Well that's how it's been for me. I've had a lot of laughs.
>>731791143>if I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right?The answer to this is obviously yes but he wont say so and just have another line of questioning. Watch.
>>731791143So you've been called out numerous times through the years and you still pretend it's not you?
>>731791224>>731791228BOOM
>>731790782I'm not that guy, but even I've seen him say that the Reddit account isn't his. Probably what happened is the schizo thought that denial of his accusation was admittance that he was right on the money. It's seemingly very common for schizos to receive contradictory information to their beliefs and take that as proof that they are correct.
>>731791224>>731791228Legit incredible
>>731791224lol>>731791228Again, if I called you out as JimminyCricket69 every day for the next few years, you would say that's not you right? There's no pretending involved.
>>731791143>>731791224>>731791228A work of art.
He's actually going to prove >>731791224 right AGAIN isnt he
>>731776806Based fun haver
>>731776806Its hilarious how much the remake and rebirth just mind break /v/
>>731791379So you say you've been doing this daily for 6 years now, posting copypastas and samefagging your posts and the thing that irks you is that you didn't get to choose your alias?
>someone calls you blombydube99>tell them youre not blombydube99>um why are you pretending to not be blombydube99???
>>731791557>thing that irks youI literally told you it's funny >>731791143Anyway, I asked you a question. You just keep grilling so how about you answer one. It's not a difficult one:If I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right?C'mon anon you can do it.
>>731777573>I want to live in the world for as long as fucking possible>>731777675>Ocarina of Time gets similar treatment.i hate you people so much
He's going to prove >>731791224 right again. Watch.
>>731791559I have legitimately once gotten banned because I told a schizo that I'm not the person that he keeps telling me that I am. And guess what? The schizo didn't get banned, just me. Imagine that.
>>731776806Yeah I'm really enjoying it
>>731791639Ok, so why exactly have you spent last 5 years shitposting FF7R threads and would go so far that you samefag with yourself and get mad when people point your shit out?
>>731776806Why are tendies so impressed with this game?
>>731791224>>731791465>>731791671>>731791751THAT'S A BINGO!
>>731791671>>731791751Anon...
>>731791751I have answered all your questions and will answer any more you have but I think you owe me just one. This can't be a one way exchange.Again: If I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right?I'll give you a clue the answer is yes. You can say it.
>>731791224You ready? He's going to do it again
>>731791896So why shitpost in the first place?
>>731791647>you want a fully realized version of a classic game?! how could you! *sob whimper
>>731791985What is it you think you'll lose by saying yes? Like it's obviously yes, you know it, we all know it. You are acting like I'm asking if the sky is blue is a trick question. You might be mentally unwell.Does 2 + 2 = 4?If I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right?
>>731791224Nostradamus over here.
>>731792079Ok, so you are not comfortable talking about you having spent over 5 years to daily shitpost FF7R threads. Understandable.
>>731792161Anon I will answer anything you like once you say yes or no to my question. I already answered three of your questions. You don't need to be so insecure, it's not a trick. I promise to not even ask any follow up questions. And I know your whole life is about follow up questions.If I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right?
>>731791224Can I borrow your crystal ball because it appears to work very well
It will appear he's bowing out because the simple question cannot be answered but rest assured he'll still be here hitting refresh every 10 seconds to stay mad at whatever. He's been crying about jimbo for six years and shows no sign of stopping.After all, it's not schizo to call out the wrong guy for six years straight, right? LMAO
>>731791770You know, the more of this that I see online, the more it feels like Tendies are the equivalent of one of those countries in Africa that gets technology 10-20 years late. Like, the PS2 is still brand new and is a huge deal there because that shit just came out over there and they've never seen anything like it. That's how Tendies are.
>>731792248Dude. If you spend almost 6 years to daily shitpost FF7R threads, what people call you should be the least of your concerns. But I do appreciate you being honest. And I hope you can be honest with what you are doing in the future too. I recommend dropping the samefagging shit and just proudly wear tripcode. You don't need to hide your agency.
>>731792435Can you suggest a tripcode name for me? And if I use one will you still call me by the wrong name?
>>731792248>If I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right?Everyone ITT watched a guy fail to answer this simple question 6 times
>>731792495Jimbo is a good name. I doubt you are secure enough to use anything else
>>731792552Here's a good one: do you think I'm the owner of the reddit account? And if not, why call me the same name?You don't even believe it's mine and still you meltdown over my "lying" about it not being mine.Say it's mine if you think it's mine. If you don't think it's mine you won't be able to say it and you have to accept your entire meltdown makes no sense at all.
>>731792423You say that like it's a bad thing. Everyone could stand to be more of a patient gamer>focus on clearing out the backlog>get full package games after they finish getting content and updates>spend less in the long run because you aren't rushing to preorder every new game as soon as it gets announced>only play the games you know are worth playing>can cope with average performance instead of being autistic about 1~2 fps dips that cause you to upgrade gpus and cpus every yearMaybe someday you'll see the benefit of taking it slow and easy
>>731792248>If I spent the next 6 years screaming about you being JimmyCricket69, my arch nemesis from gamefaqs. You'd laugh at how dumb and schizo that sounded, right?Will he ever be able to answer this or any of the other questions that have been asked of him?
>>731792653Don't squirm. You don't have the balls to switch to tripcode
>>731792723He doesn't like questions because having to think about his actions at all makes him realise he's insane. So he just endlessly grills everyone else.
>>731792686I don't understand why you're replying to me in this fashion. I'm just stating an observation. Tendies are like those villages in Africa that get a jailbroken PS2 20 years late and they think it's the hottest and coolest shit, because to them, it is. That's what being a Tendie is like. That doesn't say anything about a backlog or whatever else you went off on. And I personally do not buy video games anymore unless they become a favorite after I pirate them, and I have never cared about graphics or about performance outside of reason.
>>731792818You call me jimbo a million times and when I ask you if I'm jimbo you don't want to answer.Why the sudden doubt?Am I the guy from reddit called jimbo?
The next time I see someone praising viir I'll know it's this schizo and ignore him
>>731792913Of course you are Jimbo. You're the guy who's been doing this for almost 6 years now on FF7R threads. You started with copypastas, got called out, you lashed out and then you put on a brave face saying you've been doing it ironically posting dumb takes you found online. So you've been pretending to be a retard several hours a day for over 5 years and now your shtick is whether you are the reddit Jimbo or just the 4chan Jimbo
>>731793180Okay JimmyCricket69, whatever you say. (DON'T deny you're JimmyCricket69. Denying it makes it more true.)
>>731793264kek
Remember to give feedback to mods and report this obvious samefagging.
>>731793318Where? You mean the guy who asked you the same question you couldn't answer several times? That's not what samefagging means
>>731792545He literally couldn't just say yes and move on. Not hard to see why it made him uncomfortable
>>731793471>>731793421Damn look at you getting angsty
>>731793645Why do you think you're the only one who cares? Six years of you doing the exact same callouts and grilling and for nothing. Why do you care so much and everyone else cares so little?
>>731793748Admit it, my 11,000th identical callout post got to you.
>>731793791Sure man, LMAO
>>731788528Please understand. Jimbo's a very autistic and insecure OG fanboy who turns into a pissy teenage girl projecting a lot when he's name dropped.Fun fact: He's a 37yo retired military vet, closeted furfag and faggot.https://web.archive.org/web/20220206000159/https://twitter.com/JayBooze3/status/1490112226384039945https://web.archive.org/web/20220722020003/https://twitter.com/JayBooze3/status/1550299329163935744
>>731793847As long as he's not bothering you, whats the problem?
>>731793748This caused a snap, lol
>>731794283It is funny that he'll play the "reasonable just-asking-questions" guy for so long and then eventually drops the mask and goes full stalker schizo with the dox posting. Obsessed and insane (and funniest of all: all his info is wrong)Think about it. 6 years of daily obsession over some anon, gathering all that info, and none of its right. AND nobody else gives a fuck. Very amusing! But that's our JimminyCricket69, and we love him for it.
>>731794512I guess his doxing post was the end of his crashout, he seems to have blown his wad. Whats nice is he doesnt have to worry about looking like a schizo. Why? Well if nobody gave a fuck about his boogeyman callouts for 6 years theyre not going to start caring now. :)
>>731793318>>731793847>tells others to give mods feedback before dropping doxx infolol? you really are unironically schizophrenic
>>731795198>>731795102>>731794283>>731794512Holy fuck shut up already you samefagging retardThis is pathetic
>>731795254Oh I'm sorry I should be acting more scared about "my" info being dropped shouldnt I? Im ruining ths insecure thing for you
Requesting Shelke in a neon vest as air traffic control.
>>731795254Woah there. Remember: you're the one making me mad. I'm not making you mad at all.
I would have answered all his questions too if only he could have answered my one
>>731795471I know a pedo who worked at an airport who'd love to see that
Jimbo, how many post you've been samefagging?
>>731795759Who?
You think this will push square to port over more stuff?
>>731777135I wish this wasn't true but it is
>>731785621>there's plenty of older games and indies, so that might be the reasonYou aren't one of those people who believe large file sizes are for the sake of competition, are you? Because that has never made any sense, the issue was always sheer incompetence
>>731795858What, square's blatant marketing on /v/?
All this because I said 7R had good graphics.
>>731776806>I feel like it is exactly how I remember but better,Well you're only early on, so that's forgivable. Just wait until the Jannies start consuming the plot.
>>731777135>NO FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE IS A MASSIVE SUCCESS AND EVEN TENDIES LOVE IT NO NO NOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOJesus Christ, you FF7 OG purist faggots are a salt bunch. kekThe game is really good. Just give it a chance.
>>731780260>>Is Final Fantasy just shit? I feel like Final Fantasy fans legitimately have never experienced good writing in their livesTo me, pre-voice acting, you could fill a lot of the blanks with your imagination to make their stories seem a lot better than how SE envisioned them. Once voice acting and cinematics became the norm, they left no room for doubt on how they were all hacks.
>>731776806Oh look another first time customer this thread will definitely be different than all the other Remake threads.
Why are you all ignoring my findings? Don't you realise how long this guy has been making fun of me? Don't you care?
>>731796478Jimbo...
>>731793748You're projecting again, Jimbo.>['To Zanarkand' starts playing in the background]>Abloo bloo why's no one as livid as me or protesting as hard as I am everyday over this remake not being faithful?>Was my passionate RAGE too much for all of you to handle?>Are my multiple easily identifiable falseflags in ironic favor of the Time Jannies and padding not enough to stop you people from buying this abortion that shits on 7's legacy??>Why is no one sharing my pain!? I must be the only sane real fan here!>I even bought Remake twice and Rebirth on PS5 just to prove how much of a true fan I am and that it's shit and I liked Remake and loved Rebirth even more!! >Anyone remember "Cloud raping Tifa"?! Good times! I'm sure all 7 of you remember! You all work so hard to expose me when no one cares!
>>731788332>>731789912I just checked and damn you werent kidding
>>731776806Remake and Rebirth are modern classics.
>>731776806>oh my daysWhat does cock taste like, OP? I've always wondered why a man would suck a dick and what his impression on it would be, it sounds gross and unappealing as a normal person, so I figure if I'm to ask anyone it should be someone like you since you appear to be an expert in all things queer. This is the first time I've ever heard "gay voice" when reading text.
>>731796709You've been posting about this guy for 6 years? Kinda sad bro. Don't you have anything better to do?
>>731796942He hated remake. You think I should just be ok with that?
This #ad thread did a terrible job selling me the game so I bought Bluey instead.
>>731797003Lots of people hated remake. I don't think any of them are worth obsessing over for 6 years to the point where you're trying to dox them.
>>731797045But he hated remake AND he made fun of me.
>>731797087Ah, well, I can see how that might be hard to let go of. Carry on. (You will)
All I can say is...think twice before you compliment 7Rs graphics.
So this is how Jimbo spends his days
>>731797032KEK
>>731797286Who?
>>731797032Remake is still #1 after five days. Cope and seethe, Barry. :3
>>731797032>4k soldMaybe we'll finally get that 8 million shipped & sold announcement after 4 years.
>>731776806It is the best looking game on the Switch 2 and also a great game too boot. I am not surprised at all that Tendies are gobbling it up.Square Enix put a huge amount of effort into the port and it is great to that it has paid off. They truly deserve this win.
Gee it sure is boring around here. I wish someone would start inexplicably shitting on turn based fans and persona after nobody mentioning either for almost 7 hours.
>>731797614tell us about segas current stock value. I know you want to.
>>731776806Is it just me or is this game impossible to find. It's sold out everywhere!
>>731797663I dunno, what's even the point of shitting FF7R threads daily for 5 years and counting? The guy must have one empty and pitiful life
>>731797825>just ignore him (2020)hehe
>>731797792>#ad
>>731797792It is sold out everywhere except on Amazon.
>>731797825Tell everyone the Yuffie thing again, maybe that'll shake them up. Don't let these 6 years be for nothing anon. Your victory is close at hand, I just know it.
>>731793318They won't do jack unless the FF7 purist schizo says something outlandish, like that time he got poked enough and dared, or rather threatened, an anon to dox his address to him and claimed he "totally wouldn't do anything malicious with that info", which resulted in a IP ban with 140 posts. Shit's grim.
>>731797032Oh no! No no no no the last time Bluey raped Final Fantasy it flopped and sold less than 1 million copies.
>>731798445>Barry is still coping
>>731798225Another Jimbo loss
>>731776806>exactly how I remember but betterI was wondering why you were shilling this five years after release, and sure enough this version just came out.Buy a fucking ad, or better yet, stop ruining our memories with shitty remakes that nobody wants and then shit-talking the originals to boost salesFaggot
>>731797032>>731798445
>>731798225Threatening to dox sounds serious. What's your opinion of doxxing in general? Someone in this thread did it. Seems unhinged.
>>731793318As another anon pointed out, jannies won't do anything about samefagging. They only only react if pornographic or racist content is posted or somebody is doxxed.
>>731777573>people who complain about the bloating in these remakes are just wrong>These aren’t “normal” games, they’re built as nostalgia monuments for fans of the original, raised to epic scale.In other words, they're bloated.
>>731777135
>>731777135This is what I call a no risk assessment, because it's so correct you're not risking anything by saying it. There's no chance of this ever being wrong.
>>731776806Wake me up when a good game like Metaphor or SoP comes to Switch 2.
>>731797936I heard walmart and target had 10 million copies each. Barry might actually kill himself.
>>731799392There's the pitch... now where's the batter?
>>731799392>metaphorno thx>sop based
>>731776806idkwhy don't you buy an ad?
>>731798025I don't think today's the day...But I won't give up!
