Say it with me: It's okay when Nintendo does it!
>>731795796its only right, its a console for under 10s after all.
>>731795796Anyone else just like completely over Nintendo at this point? Between the censorship, underwhelming Switch 2, constant ports/remasters/remakes, soulless and sterile entries in their games lately, and the open world slop trend, I kinda just don't give a fuck about them anymore
>>731796034Why do they sell questionable VNslop in the eshop then?
>>731795796yeah, so, sex and violence are not exactly bing bing wahoo compliant. studies have shown that children should not become aware of the existence of these topics until their 20's, preferable later.
>>731796132>questionable
>>731796037thanks, nobody asked for your blogpost.
>>731795796>Cyberpunk not censored >this isThe way they worded their response, it sounds like they initiated the conversation about censorship.
>>731796303Nope, it was Nintendo's doing you fucking dumbass. Why would Adhoc censor their own game?
>>731796037i've never given a fuck about nintendo. they made 3 series that I like (Pokemon, Mario, Kirby) and that's all I ever saw them as. I have no strong allegiances to any publisher, what so ever and anyone who does is fucking retarded. They're corpos, they don't care about you. They'd sell you mother if it turned a profit. If someone else made Pokemon I'd still play it
>>731795796We can't have nintendo babies hear bad words or see tomboy boobies
Did Nintendo forget their main demographic are all in their 30s and 40s? Lmao. "Kids console" by the way. This shit is millennial coded
>>731796370regret for making such a vulgar game(movie)
>>731796219holy triggered tendie seethejust because your favorite little kid toy company sucks now doesn’t mean you gotta be so sensitive, anon
>>731796701anyone who makes media for children always (wrongly) assumes their older audience is just going to grow out of it to make way for the new fans
>>731796303>>731796370>"Different platforms have different content criteria, and submissions are evaluated individually," AdHoc said in a statement shared with Eurogamer, ahead of Dispatch's Switch release.>"We worked with Nintendo to ensure the content within the title met the criteria to release on their platforms, but the core narrative and gameplay experience remains identical to the original release,"AdHoc seems to be pointing the finger at Nintendo.
>>731795796how is hentai eshop games and cyberpunk cock ok but not this? is there anything that bad in this game? i dont get the double standard
>>731797021I think it's because it looks a cartoon and that scared someone at Nintendo of America.
>>731796785not triggered, but nobody cares.
>>731796303>>731796370>>731796884Nintendo allows for nudity, but it requires an 18+ rating, which unlike CDPR they were not willing to accept
>>731795796
>>731796037This is the 4channiest post I’ve read all day. Let me guess, you also have a Steam Deck?
>>731795796Nintendo is never going to compete with the adult consoles as long as they keep this shit up.
>>731797158But Dispatch is rated M, it should be fine.
>>731795796NO NIPPLES ON NINTENDO!!!>>731797158Is the game not already rated M by esrb?
>>731797158Why play favorites with CDPR?
>>731797158>CP2077 just got pulled from store shelvesSource/QRD?
>>731795796just removed it from my wishlist and downloaded the fitgirl repack
>ARE THOSE B-B-BREASTS? AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME NINTENDO-DONO
>>731796686Cyberpunk 2077 is fully uncensored
>>731797149There are cartoon porn games on switch, Though.
All the usual tendies on twitter all urge people to boycott the switch port and go play it on steam instead, guess that confirms that tendies are all idorts.
>>731797447Because Nintendo knew nobody will play that shit, especially on the fucking Switch.
>>731796219(you) cared enough to reply.
>>731797667I mean yeah it isnt even on SwitchIts on Switch 2
>>731795796>Make your baby tablet look like an ipad and put Cyberpunk on it so people take it more seriously>still only relase games for 8 year olds and force censorshipI really don't understand this company.
>>731797510Naw man, that's different.
>>731797667Bring those goalposts back
>>731797821how
>>731797602Thats pretty damn telling considered how snoyniggers kept sucking Sony off for censoring a fuck ton of Japanese third party games for the most inane SJW commiefornia reasons possible, guess tendies have a spine at the very least.
>>731797281>>731797290Nintendo does not feature games with nudity in their own campaigns.
>>731797772I will never call it that, I'll keep calling it a Switch since that's what it is.>but muh new CPU>please use the designated corpo assigned numberNo. It's a Switch, it's a PlayStation, it's a PC.
>>731795796>pandering trannyism thru cyderpunk is aloud >straightness heavily censored same platform btw
>>731795796Good. I don't want to look at some dude's dick. What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>731796037better late then never I guessthey been doing this shit for decades now
>>731795796It's not okay when Nintendo does it though.It's also retarded, because why would anyone buy the Nintendo version if they have any other option? If the ONLY system you have is the Switch 2 then I get it, but other than that...
I didn’t even know dispatch had nudity
>>731795796>Now suddenly is a problem for normoidsShould've stopped them when they went for anime games first instead of making fun of them and saying they're being childish/incelsHope they enjoy the very hellscape they helped create now that they've also fallen in it
>Say it with me: It's okay when Nintendo does it!
>>731798468Who said it did?
>>731795796>american game gets censored by japanThat's a new one.
>>731798708it has a whole ass sex scene
>>731796176You have to tell your children about "bad touching" and "always keep your underwear on".
>>731795796Why the fuck is this allowed then?
>>731795796it's probably the console most targeted to children and manchildren so I'm not surprised
>>731798749True. Death good, family and continuing civilization bad.
>>731798880Dude, what the fuck. Literally, like literally just let people have fun dude. You are such a stick in the mid
>>731795796Is it not just some art on the eshop that is censored...?Is the game also censored?
>>731798941I don't care what people play lmao. My issue is Nintendo's inconsistency with censorship.
>>731798880>>731799039But is there actually nudity in it or is it just feet?
>>731795796Question: why do you NEED porn in your video game?
>>731799132>Is it just feetTo be honest, censoring feet is arealdy too much for meFuck this game
>>731799164You only own Nintendo systems, don't you?I guess if it's the case, you're already used to having the inferior version of every multi-platform game
>>731799164Question: why do you NEED dick in your mouth?
>>731797447CP2077 is for adults, Dispatch is for teenagers.
>>731799269>>731799273baited
>>731796037I'm there with you. I've gotten every Nintendo console since the super Nintendo (excluding retarded shit like the virtual boy and the micro GBA), and I've realized that this will be the first Nintendo console I'll be skipping. I just don't give a shit about them anymore. Pikmin was one of my favorite series, but I couldn't be assed to even play it after I pirated it. The only modern Nintendo game that really interests me is Konky Dong, but it's such a low interest that I can wait to emulate it or never play it. >>731796589>Liking pokemans I didn't think 8 year olds were allowed to post on 4chan.
>>731796037I've never been "with" nintendo just liked some of their games. Just another company fucking up.
>>731797602For the most part, probably. I've owned every Nintendo console except the Virtual Boy and every PlayStation besides the Vita and the "pro" PS models. Fuck that j*wish shit.
I can't wait for Nintendeen to tell me how to feel about this.
>>731796037i remember buying a switch when sony went full niggertranny with the censorship and reallocated to california. nintendo was great back then. they gave third party japanese devs room for doing what they want. now look at nintendo now. doing the same shit sony did. needless to say i did not buy a swifch 2. these days you save up for pc parts and pirate your games with mods for the best and uncensored experience. almost nobody makes games worth spending money on anymore.
Is this the next Nintendo controversy people won't stop screeching about daily while ignoring all the shit Microsoft amd Sony are pulling
>>731799305Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded
>>731799305>Says something stupid>Gets called out>"Ah ah you got baited"Never change, retard
>>731795796>buying third party games anywhere but the PCYou do this to yourselves, consoletards.
>>731795796>oh no, I can't ogle the green guy's dick anymoreSnoys are mentally ill
>>731800056>Hot blonde lady is front and center of the game>Mind immediately goes dicksWhy are tendies like this
>>731797252>xhe thinks his ideological opposition still plays with toddler toys in public but just on a different deviceLmao NGMI
>penetrative tits out sex with rumble and big veiny penises completely fine in Cyberpunk 2077>Dispatch gets cuckedExplain why this is okay
>>731796132they like money
>>731800394They're used to their favorite company fucking them in the ass
I feel there's some omission of information for shitposting purposes.
>>731796185What about that gay crossdressing femboy matching game on the Switch? That's pretty questionable.
>>731800913No, not really. The toggle to remove the black boxes covering explicit content has been removed from the Nintendo Switch versions and AdHoc didn't tell anyone until today, when the game came out.
>>731796884honestly good for adhoc, these issues would be easier to address if devs were open about who was pushing for censorship rather than always trying to cover for them.
>>731796037
>>731799305>anon baits other dudes for funGAY
>>731795796Its ok when Nintendo does it
>>731802675hence why all the tendies are getting refunds and saying to buy it on steam.
>>731796037gave up after the april direct
>>731802718Yeah, I'm surprised. Even the dogmatic Switch subreddits are telling Adhack and Nintendo to kick rocks.
>>731796037I was over Nintendo after the SNES
>>731801715Truly sad times. It's a shame this place is so irrelevant, whining about it won't make shit.
>>731798048Underrated post.
>>731796037I still like their games but yeah, I was pretty excited about the Switch 2 generation but now I have decided not to buy any 3rd party games for it and will probably be a PC only gamer when it ends, I will still buy their 1st party titles but only if they really prove they are worth it, like I was going to get Age of Imprisonment and Metroid Prime 4 but at the end they became skips.This is just like it happened with Sony, I was a hardcore snoy pre PS4 era.
>>731803026Anyone know how Twitter's responding?
>>731795796>shitch>cucksolefagsKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>731795796Only faggots play this shit.
>>731795796Who's the faggot at Nintendo responsible for this? Just a generation ago Nintendo was the place where games could release uncensored.
>>731796037I'll show up for smash but at this point if the next animal crossing is as bad as NH, i will basically not care anymore. I'll play new Zeldas eventually but that's about it.
>>731795796is switch the last platform to get this game?
I use the Key of David to burn spiritual fire on the anti-Nintendo posters in Jesus' name.
>>731799164Sex scenes are not the same as porn.
>Nintendo trying to play the “think of da children” angle when they know damn well half the reason anyone gives a rat’s ass about their franchises like Fire Emblem and Xenoblade is because they metric ton of porn they get and the merch made to catch jizzlobs.Either embrace being an open platform, or hold yourselves to these same “it’s for the kids” standards, you Nip fuckwads.
>>731800394ok now show me her vagina
Should have learned by now that both Sony and Nintendo are big flip floppers when it comes to their stance on lewd content. Sometimes they'll allow it, sometimes they won't.
It's over for SHITendo.
>nintendo lets Witcher, Cyberpunk and random hentai games on the switch/2>apparently insists dispatch is censoredYeah I'm not falling for the rage bait this time. Try harder next time ivan.
>>731805012They just play favorites with companies that are fully in bed with Blackrock's agenda.
>>731796037Ever since Tears of the Kingdom pretty much everything Nintendo has done feels corporate and unappealing. So far the only thing that has my interest is Tomodachi Life because it might have the Miitopia Mii makeup allowing for a lot of cool looking Miis, but at this point I entirely expect the direct to say something that makes me not want the game.
>>731796037im a blind xenobladefag and i always like to play smash and see who joins but outside of that they have admittedly fallen really far starting with the switch era. zelda is basically dead ever since botw, pokemon's gone down the shitter even if the girls and music can be good still, there hasnt been a 3d mario in a decade and odyssey was pretty soulless compared to the old ones, mario wonder was fine but had some big issues, i dont even know wtf happened to fire emblem, etc etc i could go on.I will give nu-nintendo one thing, which is that bringing back famicom detective club with admittedly good remakes and even a new game was actually pretty based.My final cope is that the new rhythm heaven will be good cause i love those games but after the last one on 3ds it really is just a cope. And even if it is good that series is still probably going back to being dead for another decade lmao
>>731806310you're very optimistic. but that's ok I suppose, better than being spiteful
Imagine you're 18+ and you own a Nintendo "console" (tablet), then realize you're a soiboy and kys.
>>731805107I'm not sure random anons making ai hentai games are a big part of blackrock's plan
>>731805770TOTK was so soulless it killed the company from the inside.
>>731807064Someone posted one of those games in the thread and it was an homosexual feet game.
>>731806781I'll turn down the 4channeler for this for a moment, but you only see what weird people put up on internet. I know a guy who I think is happily married, without shrines to nintendo but still a gamer in spirit and he played the Mario Karts with his kids but from what he tells me restricts time. I'm a childless loser but when we talk there is an understanding that video games are ok, in moderation. Then we he has some time off we'll make fools out of ourselves playing this piece of shit called CS2 but you should get the gist.
>>731807265If you're a gamer is ok, if you're a cuck Nintendo soilent you're a laughing stock & not ok, it's not that hard.
I still bought a Switch 2.I still bought Welcome Tour.I still bought Mario Kart.I still bought Prime 4.I still bought the BoTW + ToTK Switch 2 Upgrade.I still bought the legos.I already pre-ordered front row tickets to the Mario Galaxy Movie.Cope.And.SEETHE.
>>731797281>>731797290They don't care, their rationale is that it shares a space/store with games for kids, therefore it must be censored as if a kid would see it.
>>731807992
I didn't buy a Switch 2 and I'm glad I didn't.
>>731803359>BUT WHAT DOES TWITTER THINK??The seminal /v/ post
>>731798708There's a villain who literally goes around with his cock flopping around. Later, another character (voiced by jacksepticeye) punches him in the dick. Repeatedly.The blonde bitch has a nipple slip
>>731795796>a weg is what it took for normalfags to give a shit about NoA being niggers>not the gorillion censored otaku games>not the ban rampage that NoA went through almost exactly a year ago>not the gorillion dogshit trannylations and sometimes straight up removing content because it was too much text and they don't want to bother>a fucking wegdo westoids really?
>>731813438It doesn't even have porn, so its not a good WEG anyways.
>>731796176Hi mom
Reminder the caco is throwing a tantrum over devs self-censoring to get a better age rating, and even then the only thing they censored was a literal cock.>>731812064>>731814012
>>731795796I don't know why you're all surprised. We've been calling them Nint0ddlers for a very long time and you thought that label was a joke. Only jannies word filter that stuff because of the sensitive manchildren that run this site don't like it.
Can someone post the censored scenes?
>>731814368not even surprised at this point, NDSfags are reaching points of desperation never seen before
>A woman takes the NoA COO position>This is the first thing she does
>>731814746it was the last thing gay bowser censored before getting the boot akshually >>731812064
>NOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I SHOW SOFTCORE PORN TO MINORS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>731814746It would be in line with what they always did. You're playing consoles made for babies and people under 10 years old.
>>731814824why are you letting minors buy a mature rated game in the first place retard
>>731814948Because Americans are too stupid to raise their kids so they let the goybox do it.
>>731795796if you're playing 3rd party games on nintendo consoles I dunno what you were expecting
>>731814824>also nintendo has the best looking pokemon femaleNOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK STOOOP!
>>731815042>furfaggotry>>>/trash/
>>731815072>furgaggotry out of nowhere>say pokemon female and anon think am talking about the furryoh I'm sorry let me fix it for you the npc human characters have a good day faggot.
>>731815372If you meant female pokemon trainer you should have said that, eslmonkey
What's even there to censor in that game besides that one 20 second scene of Invisigal having a wet dream?
>>731795796Isn't the censorship for the penises and boobs?
Think you can just peddle your smut anywhere? think again. Nintendo's ecosystem is a finely curated public gallery. You can't just disrupt it's delicate harmony by putting genitalia and breasts everywhere.
>>731796037Not completely but I'm far less of a Nintendo fag than before the Switch 2 was released. I've been disappointed so many times I hardly care anymore, normally I'd be extremely excited knowing there's a direct tomorrow but I keep forgetting it's a happening.
>>731797252>post on 4chan is 4channyas opposed to what?
>>731815659its also for cursing, middle fingers,etc
>>731805770Tears of the Kingdom was the turning point because it was the single most baffling thing that ever happened. How can they spend 6 years to make a glorified DLC? I can't wrap my head around it. How the fuck were they so inefficient? That is what made me lose hope.
>>731796037I have anti-nintendo fatigue.
>>731799480>nintendo was great back then. they gave third party japanese devs room for doing what they want.Buy from the JP eshop, you should know this by know because NoA hasn't stopped on their faggotry for a decade and half, if not longer, and playing the games in japanese is mandatory if you want the real story and not a tranny fanfic.Oh wait, you don't even have a switch and are just trying to doomfag as a falseflagger.
>>731797945Cyberpunk
>>731817046>Buy from the JP eshopWhy give your money to the people who censor your games? Nintendo of Japan could have stopped this already if they actually cared, but they don't.
>>731798880Ad hoc being faggots?
why the fuck would you pay for a console in 2010+16? non pc discourse is not gaming related.mpbp/thread
>>731817196>>731817250>you're le voting against your own interests goy!cry me a river, not giving money to westoids anymore
>>731796037I've been over Nintendo since the N64.
Japanese businessmen think superheroes should be kid friendly. It is really weird that Cyberpunk was completely untouched, though. don't think their policy would change that much in six months.
>>731796037I remember Nintendo censoring the blood in Mortal Kombat and not having fatalities for the SNES and this was in the early 90s.This is nothing new.If you're STILL playing Nintendoshit in 2026, you are a complete joke of a retard.
>>731816752He's just openly admitting he's a tourist. His main space is something that is anti-4chan so he slipped, thinking this would somehow be a win. Perhaps he's from gamingcirclejerk?
>>731817359UghNot everything has to be AAA modelling but have some standards, this is just plain unacceptable
>>731796219I did, nigger.
>>731814368There's also two instances of nipples from both girls.I don't really have a horse on this race, Nintendo's known to be draconic at times with their measures, and making games go 18 or censor sounds just like them. But if you decide to stick with the switch, you know what you're getting.
>>731796037You shouldn't be using a nintendo console for anything other than exclusives
>>731796037They gave me Air Riders so that makes up for any missteps they've been making recently.
>>731818084Hard to have a decent budget when every storefront refuses to sell your game.
>>731795796>>731796037I genuinely don't know why I bought a Switch 2.Hugely regret it.
>>731818262And yet Air Riders did not have the Robobot Armor as a Machine. Nintendo is failing all over the place.
>>731807992>I still bought the BoTW + ToTK Switch 2 Upgrade.Isn’t that shit free with the Nintendo online expansion?
>>731802616The Switch 2 underperformed though.
>>731818349I saw the writing on the wall with the Neptunia and Tokyo Clanpool bans/censorship and swore off of it. It hurt, I've been a Nintendo diehard for twenty years, but it was for the best.
>>731813438>do westoids really?YES.
I wasn't aware that this game had nudity in it. Is that why /v/ wouldn't shut the fuck about it for a month?
>>731818729Reminder CH straight up lied about nintendo japan banning them as a publicity stunt to shill goy lead salvation for the PiS5,and when that flopped they released neps on the switch literally a day after.Reminder EAS also lied about nintendo banning them, they also lied about it being uncensored on GoG.Update your desperate doomfagging.
>>731819303>brown girl gets nude>/v/ "suddenly" can't shut up about the gameYeah, it's a real fucking mystery.
>>731818349Were you one of those retards that was hoping it would get hacked with an RCM jig?
>>731819303>White Guy gets to choose between a Super Villian turned Hero or his Blonde Bombshell Boss.Yeah, /v/ liked it.
>>731807992>front row ticketsI know this is bait but c'mon... no one likes front row seats at the theater.
>>731818349Same
>>731815567>blonde bitch nipple slip>Toxic's entire screentime
>>731807992>He didn't pre order the Virtual Boy shellFake gaymer.
>>731819461Pretty sure she's asian
>>731795796educated consumers are a lost technology
>>731796037Nigger, Nintendo started down this path 20 fucking years ago.
>>731801715Is it only the switch version?
>>731795796Nintendies are slop enjoyers. They don't care. Nintendo could shit in their mouth and they would ask for more. The most cucked gamers alive.
>>731818276This isn't a budget thing. That's sheer incompetence.
>>731796037>Anyone else just like completely over Nintendo at this point?At this point? I was over them a decade ago. One of the last great presidents died a long while ago around the WiiU and it's been dog shit ever since.
>>731806781That image is both terrifying and sad at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ubsKm6_Qac
Just a reminder this isn't because Nintendo is censoring them, it's because they're trying to release in a country where they're forced to censor but Nintendo's anti-censorship policy prevented them from making a specific version for that region.
>>731795796They shouldn't be showing that shit to kids anyway. Can you imagine explicit sex scenes on a game boy.
>>731796037>t. eric
>>731821128This is actually correct and that country is Japan.In Japan you can't release games with nudity on a console because it's subject to cero bullshit so you either have to censor it or not release it on console.Dispatch's has only released in Japan on PC and now switch, the PC version isn't censored because cero doesn't cover that. Anyway, dispatch had to be censored to release on console in Japan so Nintendo's policy made it so every version had to be cancelled and that shit was basically made to reign in the West after the FE debacle.
>>731817792but in Cyberpunk there's full on sex scenes and you can run around as a tranny naked with your cock flopping about as you kill robots, in fact there are children too so you're also exposing yourself to children in the game.How did all that get past but anime titties gets blocked all the time?
>>731795796the japanese are so fucking pathetic when it comes to violence and sex, their country is full of sexual deviants that act like prudes
