Chudbros... Our response?
>600 reviews>half playerbase already gone>government subsidized negroslopget the fuck outta here
>It's on the top sellers
It's a great game. the girl really is ugly though.
>>731902441>600 reviews in one day is le bad, actually
>>731902526considering they paid for like half of them, yeah
>>731902304Is the Mountain woke or something?
>>731902304so what's woke about this mountain climbing game? what pissed off timmy this time?
I'd rather climb in real life
>>731902602>4 is half of 600
>>731902441>government subsidizedThey already won. Quality of product is pointless as long they get gibs.
>Is a resounding success in you're pathUuuuh bros? I thought woke games flopped? Why do we always gonna keep opening up new exceptions to our iron clad rule? IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>731902629Cope. Woke won.>>731902848
>>731902304why the fuck does she look like a man
>>731902668See: >>731902848
It's amazing chuds don't realize woke is coming back tenfold.
>>731902961Woke is not "coming back" cause it never left, dumb trannyStill not buying it
>>731902304Bait aside, It's actually kinoNo yellow paint or quirky dialogues every 5 minutes.Feels like an actual evolution of jusant.
The French are really good at making good woke games, to be honest. I loved Absolum despite its insane wokeness.>1 Male Character (Dwarf)>1 Female Character (Unattractive)>1 Tranny Frog>1 Female? Character but xhe's Non-BinaryThat game is a pretty big success, too, 500k sold copies already.
>>731903020>Still not buying itNothing wrong with being a chuddha, but GWGB is false and Chuddhas don't matter. Still, it's a based attitude to have.
>>731903157>>731902470Almost like if you are good designer and not obnoxious you can make good games
>>731902363Haven't seen it. Haven't seen anyone here give me a good reason to play. Looks like a short piece of indie near shovelware that I'll get from Timmy whether I like it or not. I'm not seeing a reason to give a fuck, and I suspect OP is just trying to rage market it. I can't imagine caring enough about the game to want a player swap mod.
>>731902304Literally who
>>731903157>1 Male Character (Dwarf)Based
>2B and Cammy mods alreadylol i don't care
>>731902363>>731902848>>731902961>>731903207 The Last of Us 2Saints RowDead Space remakeForspokenRedfallStarfieldSpiderman 2Suicide SquadStar Wars OutlawsConcordDustbornVeilguardIndiana Jones The Great CircleAvowedSouth of MidnightMonster Hunter WildsAssassins Creed ShadowsKingdom Come Deliverance 2Borderlands 4Silent Hill fThe Outer Worlds 2Those are all of the high profile woke failures of the past 6 years. And there's more to come.
>>731903741>Kingdom Come Deliverance 2>Failure You are on copium It sold 2x more than the first game in same duration and bunch of profit.
>>731903648where
>>731903056This guy gets it. The game even surprised me with its 3D map and pathtracing. There's also a ton of content because as it turns out you can climb to annoying places only to realize there is something there.
>>731903741>Indiana Jones The Great Circle>Monster Hunter Wilds>Borderlands 4>Find a game that underperformed>Call it woke
>>731903938I like the fact there's no obvious right path Specially later onSome side can look good early on but can A dead end so your forced to either climb back down or load the save
>>731903973All of them just so happened to be woke.
>The Last of Us 2Success>StarfieldSuccess>Spiderman 2Success>Indiana Jones The Great CircleDunno but I don't trust you when you say it's a flop judging from the other shit you got wrong>AvowedThey're making a sequel. Can't be that much a flop.>Monster Hunter Wildslmfao what? Yuge success.>Kingdom Come Deliverance 2Success>Those are all of the high profile woke failures of the past 6 years. And there's more to come.Even if you didn't have nearly half of the list be false and even if you were completely right, that's only indicative that most high profile games ARE woke games, so that obviously includes both the successes and the failures. Face it, champ, Cairn won.
>>731904060Shut the fuck up dude Nobody normal considers them woke
>>731904047Yeah that messed me up so much, I kept pushing and just fall like 50 meters. I'm better at eyeballing it now. It's great that it's obvious when a wall isn't meant to be climbed and when there is possible paths. It's also comfy when you reach some footholds and get to just chill.
>>731903973>The Last of Us 2 made 242 million dollars in revenue on PS Store downloads alone by November of 2023.>IT HAD TO MAKE FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS TO NOT FLOP, ACTUALLYWhy are chuds so dishonest?
>>731902848>unfuckable girls talking about how they never actually wanted attention from men anyway or somethingseems pretty realistic desu, what's the issue
>>731903741None of these are failures.
>>731904209The issue is that the developers are making us play as and look at ugly women, trannoid.
>>731904248oh, ok
>>731904128Nobody normal bitches about woke games to begin with lol
>>73190424899% of the time you are looking at rocks and character has little to no effect on that.
>>731904087Retard lmao
game's fun, you guys are fags
>Get one win>Woke won!Lmao
genuinely convinced all the "THIS GAME IS WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!" threads are a shill campaign for it.
looks like a rip roaring success, indeed...
>>73190274090 out of 700, so a bit more then 10%. Just enough to get the ball rolling and let the algorithms take over.
>>731904427First thread i've seen about it. They certainly aren't here to discuss the game. It's unfortunate that OP wants to do the game a disservice by screaming nonstop about woke shit instead of the game itself. I see nothing that would open the Chuddah's wallet. >>731904478I'll give it this much. I'd probalby rather play it than Highuard, and it will probably have more players than highguard in 2 weeks.
>>731902304I've never even heard of this game until I saw this shitty thread.
>>731904530it will have more players than Highguard by tomorrow
I was waiting for this, let's hope it's playable and won't be dropped by me within an hour.The concept is novel, I don't remember any games that are exclusively about climbing.Sure there is climbing in genshin impact, zelda and death stranding but those games had other priorities.
>climb this flat surface with no crevicesShit game.
>>731904628Demo was good so the main game can't abysmal>>731904696GitGud
>>731904427Tbh that's the only way to have thread about a game
>>731904847She's a black dyke
>>731902304dont care, still playing it just to see what's at the top of the mountain
>>731905005Good thing it's climbing game and not dating sim/story game
>>731904338>the 1% doesn't matter, actually Embarrassing.
>>731904478That's the same as Absolum which got 500k copies sold in half a year. Based woke win.
>>731902960So.... nothing? Man /pol/niggers are fucking pathetic.
>>731905253Yeah it does not The combat and investigations in the Witcher 3Story missions in RDR2 or any R* game Sound puzzles in the witness Exposition sections in portal 2 1/4th max payne 3 suck ass and are more than 1% of the game but those are still good games
>>731905534>Yeah it does notWrong>those are still good gamesWrong
Is /v/ really having a melty over a game where you do nothing but stare at a the back of a woman that QWOP climbs a mountain?
>>731905708Your favorite game also has many bad parts
>>731905503You seem to have posted in the wrong location. This isn't pol, and you arent owed an argument about anything. Go there if you want pol.>>731905835Nah. Just some dipshit trying to market their game, but who can't handle actual pol.
>>731905835Not really some anon just wants to have a thread about it and this is the only way to get any attention
>>731902904Won what? the learing award? No one will even remember what its called in a couple of months, retard.
>>731902304>mfw want to play the game but can't because I got an AMD GPU.
>>731906146No one even remembers portal or even Shadow of Mordor anymore Unless there redditors churning out memes most games are forgotten
i have leftist culture warrior fatigue
>>731906224huh? I'm playing it perfectly fine
>>731906364I couldn't get 60fps in the demo at low settings 1080p, using 9070xt, 13700K and 32gb DDR5.Steam forums are also full of people complaining they can't get good performance with 9070xt in the full game.
>>731904530>>731904561>>731903271>First thread i've seen about itanons played it during steam next festthats basically the story of 4chan these days, catalog morons looking for /pol/bait threads going 'durr i aint never heard of this shit r u shilling this forced slop' and then 8 months earlier you have a handful of anons actually playing the games and talking about them
>>731906469I have a 7800xt and 7800x3d and it's running at 144fps consistently.
>>731906251You and everyone else who is sane.
>>731906521Guess I should downgrade then.Brb.
>cairnI'm doing my part
>>731906501Or maybe this game isn't as well known as you think it is? I mean, it's certainly not the first thread I've seen on this board talking about some game I've never heard of. Just a fucking thought.
>>731902304looks pretty coolI will check it outthank you OP
>>731905987I don't believe you, because he's not interested in talking about the game at all anyways. He could have hitchiked on the other climing game threads, or went with rule 34, or pivoted a Death stranding thread.
>>731906640No. Anon knows. He's just trying to be a complete bitch for more traffic.
>>731902441Franco-Belgian government subsidized cartoons > Franco-Belgian government subsidized videogames
>>731904489>10% is half
>>731902441>negroshow me a single black person in the game
>>731907192What is hyperbole?10% is fucking massive btw.
>>731902304I knew Cairn would sell and woke has nothing to do with it. It could be some chudcore negrokiller3000 and would still sell, simply because this rock climbing genre is unexplored, despite being a very game mechanic friendly experience.
>>731907583Almost like well made games sell well
>>731902304>>731902441QRD? what is this game?
>>731907708Climbing game that leans more towards a sim than platformer arcade Like you have to pick a path yourself and if it's wrong prepare to climb back down
Can someone explain me what's woke about this?I'm not your personal army.
>>731907871the art style looks globohomo coded
>>731907871You play an ugly brown woman
>>731907871there is a woman in it>>731907708its a mountain climbing and survival game
>>731902304>>731902848>>731902904>>731904232I've never heard of Cairn in my life so...
>>731907871You're not playing as lara croft with balloon tits
game is great, however performance is significantly worse than the demo version, makes it near unplayable
>>731908863If you have a 9000 series AMD GPU the performance sucks no matter what.The game is clearly vibe coded.
im sick of waiting for ds2 on pc
>>731907583i am not into cozy games or walking sims (with the exception of death stranding), i do like climbing in real life. as far as gameplay goes, there is something very satisfying and comfy about slowly moving up a huge wall, that seems almost impossible and being able to choose which way to climb, while also having a certain degree of danger to it. i also did try white knuckle, but that game is much more a platformer in a way. it's fun but feels totally different. i prefer cairn.
Looks like random indie slop?
>>731903741Indiana Jones is woke because... you fight Nazis in an Indiana Jones game and there are some women?
do you faggots ever get tired of raiding?
>>731904628climbing games: - white knuckle- justant- going up- getting over it- lorn's lurefrom all of those, jusant is probably the most similar but also plays very differently to cairn.
>>731909031Based
>>731902304Games been kino so far. I'm actually looking forward to trying it on hard mode. It's not even that the girl is ugly which is the problem, but they basically didn't model any facial animations in so it looks really cartooney whenever you fall.
>>731909031Haven't played DS2 yet, but it's just the best parts of DS1 e.g. when you first need to go up the mountain without any of the bad parts.
is this gonna destroy ones hands like white knuckle and peaks of yore
>>731909290it is a cartoony artstyle to begin with. i do like the visuals, i do wish though, that they'd look better. i think they could have leaned more into a stylizsation. the in game loading screens with the original drawings look amazing, the game itself does not manage to capture the same feeling for me
Can you play as Marco? How long is the game?
>>731909380i dont think so. give the demo a try. the controls are rather simple, you use the left stick to move a limb based on your balance, it selects the limbs automatically. makes for rather fluid climbing, but not as fluid as some other games. if you are unhappy with the limb the game selected for you then you can press a button and choose the limb you want to move.
>>731907583>I knew Cairn would sell and woke has nothing to do with itSo? Either ways, it's woke and not broke.
>>731909902> you play as a womanso wokeyou guys have a mental illness, you know that?quality of any media does not have anything to do with the gender of the protagonist, but you let yourself be baited into some retarded culture war bullshit, so the powers that be can take advantage of you and you can feel better about yourself by hating on already marginalized groups, so at least for a moment you forget that your life is shit. the outrageous thing here is that, this shit has been going on for years now and you guys just don't see it, because it offers a quick, easy and simple solution to your misery
>>731905913Wrong.
>>731904628Peaks of YoreIt's an First Person golden age of climbing game
>>731910686Name 5 games you like
You can just tell when games are made actual Artist (and good programmers) instead of just programmers with ideas Also gonna sound like lib but it's a good thing you play as woman it add this feeling vulnerability because you are obviously more fragile
>>731911534not him but my top 5 areSekiromario sunshineBloodborne Kingdom hearts 2 Majoras Mask
>>731911605
>>731908278>there is a woman in itahh so it's womanslopcommon westurd L
>>731911624They are all flawed
>>731908359I only know of it cause it's from the studio that made Furi. And Furi rules.
>>731911605Looks very nice, what are the usual suspects whinging about this time?
>>731912104You play as an ugly womanwhen you don't even see her face during the gameplay
*Game Contains: A+++ PATRICIAN Ayatollah-grade "Art Direction" Which INSTANTANEOUSLY Rapes Chuds (To Death, via rectal bleeding)
>>731911605based
>>731911605>duuuude le woke purple tingeNATOslop, signals i do not buy
>>731912270Not NATO. The game was made in a Tehran subterranean vault. The walls were obsidian and lead.
>>731902304I played the demo and it was an incredible downgrade from Fury. You could often spam the climb buttons and just zoom up the cliffs no problem. Was this really made by the same devs?
>>731912270This but unironically. The woke purple shades have saved me dozens of dollars from not buying games that look good using this color set
>that section where you have to assemble the three doll partsFUCK YOU THAT I HAVE LIKE TWO PITONS LEFT
>>731912373I think the only way to make that approach work is if you take the easiest routes in the demo. It essentially stops being a valid strategy the moment you go beyond the demo content.
>>731912480I played several routes and it mostly worked outside of like two cruxes. I hope the full game has more chains of those and less transportation stretches
>>731902961Language skills barely above a parrot
>Survival: OFFnothing personal KID i don't care to collect berries and water
What the best climbing game /v/ros?
>>731912270there you go
>>731912642I would've liked to say furi but it become more of a platformer
>>731912682the fence is broken in a woke manner and a signifier of the dilapidation that wokeness induces. shant be buying due to the woke fence.
>>731902304>/v/ gets upset about a literal who game yet again
>lots of players pads not working, despite being fine in the demo>releasing at same time as nioh 3 demo>brownthey're not even trying to win baka baka
>>731911605I don't think the programmers knew what they were doing. Considering the dogshit performance on 9000 series gpus, the game seems very vibe coded.
For me? It's turn-based climbing
>>731912781These niggaz living in Fallout 3 irl
>Using pistons YOU DID NOT, BEAT THE GAME
>>731902304Hated how she looked and sounded in the demo, but the gameplay itself was enjoyable. Also a shame about the release timing with Terraria, Mewgenics, Nioh and Monstergirl Hunters Might pirate later and check if the main game holds up.
>>731902304>Wake up >"time to go to /v/ to find some anime girls feet to fap to">Go to /v/ >See a title of video game that i didnt know it even exists with description "woke wins again">Trying to remember any woke game that didn't flop.>Every woke game i remember was a flop and some of them even brought even biggest conpanies into financial problems. >So i realize that person who kade this thread is a liar.Shame on you OP shame on you lying rat.All obvious woke games flopped and literally it's already a great success if some woke game makes at least to pay back cost of production.Lefties are delusional woke drones are delisional. Chuddha always wins.
>>731911605there's nothing about this that seems to be made by someone with developed artistic sensibilitiesno, making the objective of the game a different color than the rest of the environment is not enough to qualify
>>731903157>No mention of sold copies just playersFalling for the oldest jew trick, just like the good goy that you are.
>>731913574It is artistic you'll realize once you play the game
>>731911904There's a rave cave early on that's only slightly hidden that's got remixed Furi music playing in it and some fireworks you can pick up and set off.
>>731907871it's not that woke it's just ugly brown women, but it is government funded so i won't play it
>>731912781South Africa is pure soul and the one & only Land of the Free, alongside Malawi and perhaps Tanzania. Cowards and cunts flee from it like worms do the rising Sun.
how remove voice lines
Poor guy :{
>>731907483>what is hyperboleyes you were being called out for exaggeratingtry not to be so histrionic next time
>>731912626based
>>731912781You're showing what happens when you impoverish people for 50 years and then literally take the money when you leave, also happened in Baltimore, Newark, Cleveland.I didn't know any of this before looking into it a few minutes ago, not doing any research makes you dumber than these niggers.
>>731911605>you play as woman it add this feeling vulnerability because you are obviously more fragileyou are a misogynist racist
4CHAN — THE AETERNAL AND OBSTINATE TRIBE OF CONTRATRIANS — IS BECOMING WOKE (AGAIN!) AS THE OUTSIDE WORLD EXPORTS ITS (4CHAN'S) HOMEGROWN JARGON AND ADOPTS ITS BELIEFS, PRANCING ABOUT IN A FEATHERED CAPE, CRYING "I'M A CHUD, I'M A CHUDCEL!"
>>731917021I mean makes sense if you were playing as chad the mechanical difficulty would feel a lot more stupid and frustrating
>>731917150Nah, I've always been against anti-woke tards. I remember being annoyed by anti-woke tards as far back as 2012.Horseshoe theory is real.
