Why are there so little games where you actually take care of dinosaurs?
>>732213176The image of dinosaurs triggers man's faustian spirit to slay a dragon or die trying.
Could an uma outrun a raptor.
Any and all Jurassic Park/World park manager games let you do that.
>>732213476This is why The Lost World is bullshit for trying to frame the guy hunting the T. rex as a bad thing.
>>732213732Not really. You just shoot them with medicine to care for them.It should be a bit more intricate, like having vets go in and clean their pens up, scrub them down, stuff like that.
>>732213892That would be a great management addition, especially the enclosure caretaking. Scratching rocks/posts and mud/dust wallows would also be good.
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>>732213176There's enough and it's a niche genre anyway outside of ark
>>732213526Over long distances, yes. Over short distances, might depend.
>>732213176Why do you want a game about that?
>>732214167>oy neighKek, you horsefuckers are alright
>>732213780 Hated that scene. Dude was a professional doing his job with a perfect clean kill, and the movie treats him like some villain. Meanwhile, the T. rex baby gets more plot armor than the human cast.
>>732214167Not looking good...
>the falseflagging faggot is still trying to stir up shit
Haven’t played in a while. What are the best cards right now?
>>732213176>wit checked the /vg/ spammerimpressive
>>732215396Still katasan, creek/Pwr Rice and Fine
>>732215657Sr cards?
>>732215396Kitasan Black SSRMatikanefuku SSRNashino Flower SRFine Motion SSRMarvelous Sunday SRYour favorite pet card hereMANT is coming out soon, so all of this doesn't matter much after the next CM next week
Sneaky thread, I didn't even realize
Finally got lucky
>>732213176I'd take care of this dinosaur... if you know what I mean
I'd let the dinofags have this one, they barely have anything and I feel bad being this deceitful with an OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RatnGS0doQQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt5Ouq6PJXA>Oguri singing her anime OP
>>732213526Easily, despite their portrayals in media dromaeosaurs were not actually very fast.
>>732216282We can share. One of the danchous is a dinofag.
>>732214595This, men who hunt purely for sport and trophies to prove their egos are the most heroic people to exist.
Damn I was looking for feathered dinosaur pictures to trigger autists and everything!
>>732216282It's too early in the day to have a real dino thread. Then we would have been able to post porn. Otherwise, there's no reason to talk about dinos except to have two autists talk in circles about feathers.
>>732216841OR, we can talk about dinosaur games like intelligent human beings.
>>732216903We don't talk about video games on non-uma threads here on /v/
>>732216841Or we can have a dino thread without porn.That would be nice.
>>732216997A pity. Why is this place called /v/ - Video Games again?
>>732216086Looks good, is she winning?
>>732213780I think its alot worse because Nick got several dozen people killed, all men contracted for a job to capture animals that were legally owned by a corporation. First was when they set loose all the captured dinosaurs, then the second time when he took the shotgun shells out of Rolands gun which leads to the Trex killing more people, culminating in the escapees running into raptor territory and getting slaughtered. The worst part of all of this? The asshole gets off scott free and is seen sitting in the home comfortably with Sarah, Ian and Kelly in the ending. To make it even worse the Masrani Corporation ends up doing the same thing anyways, half the dinosaurs in Jurassic World are from Site B.
>end support card chainIs this good?
>>732217197Reminder that it's literally Hammond's fault for hiring a known ecoterrorist to do the very things that ends up killing a bunch of people.
>>732217459If it gives a good reward and you don't need the rewards from the rest of the chain, sure. It also theoretically makes it more likely for other cards to finish their chains. (They won't.)
>>732217459If you wanted to bring the card as a stat stick and don't care about the skill yes.
>>732217459Can be. I tend to end Curren Wit early
>>732217186I don't want to test her aggressively, because I'm not going to bother replacing her even if she doesn't win, because I don't think I can do better.
>>732213526I think they'd be pretty evenly matched.
s turf s sprint wasn't enoughdidn't look like kitasan would finish her chain anyway haha
Wit check is way too fucking high
>>732219151How there are literally umas in the OP
>>732219215because the thumbnail is fucking tiny and it's not immediately obvious that they are Umas
>>732217149Its about things AROUND video games, you know, developer and eceleb dramas, next games that will flop, how woke is ruining gaming etc.
>>732219259That just might be a good thing.You see any pagpag seamonkeys around crying about how we need to go to /vg/?
I've said it (vaguely) a thread before, but I'd love a spiritual successor to Primal Rage. Time traveling humans crash spaceship while observing dinosaurs and drop experimental chemical. This chemical is a mutagen that spreads fast and saturates the atmosphere. It gives the dinosaurs human level intelligence, the ability to speak, and any special powers.These dinosaurs search figure out what elevated them and go searching for the source of the chemical, fighting the others along the way. The ultimate boss is a human mecha, and your character changes history after winning, with some being sympathetic to humanity and others not.
>>732219151Maybe it's time to accept that uma just isn't that popular anymore.
>>732213476I dunno, my faustian spirit is telling me that Dinotopia is really cool and that armored dinosaurs are tight
>>732219151I just look up uma in the archives and find the most recent post and then go to the thread.
I have used the Fuku card, it kinda sucks, it seems to be entirely designed for MANT with a bunch of stats it gives upfront and a TRIPLE FUCKING AGEMASEN doesn't help the matters eitheron the upside I liked its event chain story and I am surprised they decided to do something about Fuku's sister while her career itself almost forgot she ever existed
Showing my autism here, but I'm working on concepts for some Jurassic Park fan stuff I want to do later (maybe a game?).I had a realization that the park would probably have their own team of mechanics for the motorpool, and they just weren't shown in the movie. So I just wanted to come up with a rough concept for them and wanted some feedback.Which looks the best?
>>732219960Hmmm I like the four
>>732219960slop
>>732217526Reminder that Hammond's greedy nephew took over Ingen after the dumb rich people landed on a restricted island and got their daughter nibbled on and was planning to bring all of those dinosaurs to the mainland and stick them in tiny little cells at the San Diego Jurassic Amphitheater.
>Rebirth DLC confirmed for Evolution 3>gonna get some more story mode, at least one new map on the island, four new animals, and a bunch of variants and skinsI'm really curious on how this mutated fucker is going to look and move and interact with the other animals.
Behold this Spe! Took me 2 days to get what I needed to raise a first rate sprinter!
>>732219779It makes me wonder, did JP know MANT was coming and how useful Fuku would be there, or did they basically get rugpulled by an otherwise mediocre card suddenly becoming THE borrow slot for an entire scenario?
>>732220094I think I like four, too.>>732220173Yeah, it's slop. These aren't actual concepts, but just rough visualizations of the park uniforms I can have on hand so I can make something out of them.
>>732213892>>732214139They're making a game that's literally that
>>732219960I like the last 3 and I do find some charm on the contrast of the orange cap with the darker outfit, however I have been told in the past that my design tastes are shit so take it as you will
>>732220414This franchise needs to fucking die already, who's the retard who thought it was a good idea to add a fucking cave troll to the series?
>>732220593My condolences on the blue and pink
>>732221013Gareth Edwards, who literally doesn't like dinosaurs and just wanted to make another kaiju movie.
>>732220593Man that blue and pink is rough
Are dinosaurs still as popular with kids as they used to be?
>>732219960Any sneak peaks for the overall story/concept? Really interested in fanmade JP stuff since the series got raped to death by the corporate fanfiction that is the World series
>>732221150Not really, they're more popular with manchild libtards these days.
>didn't get pink stuff from inspiration >no hotspring ticket>crash in Spring Race>don't bother with alarm clock>get thisI feel conflicted
>>732221097Has that faggot ever made even ONE good movie? Godzilla 2014 was abysmal and nothing happened in it untill the last 10 minutes and that other robot movie was comically bad
>>732221150I had to get a gift for a little cousin of mine and he went crazy for a dino head with smaller dinos to play with inside, I'd say they are still cool with kids but the discourse has 100% been taken over
>>732221258>Saying this in an Umapedo thread as if every single Umafag on twitter isn't a Yuri obsessed tranny
>>732221302It's a shame City has garbage affinity with just about everyone, but you can probably still make that work as a grandparent.
Does it matter which character has a good 3 spark? My Maruzensky summer has a 3 power spark. I don’t know if that’s good to have? Do I need 2 umas that have the same 3 spark?
>>732221258Dinosaurs are an inherently scientific subject based on hard facts, which is why if you're interested in them and not infected with the insane, illogical religion that is American leftism you will see LGBT shit as not an identity but merely just as the fetish it is
>>732221341I wanna say Rogue One but that whole last act came out the way it did because of Tony Gilroy stepping in which led him to making Andor down the line.
>>732221232This is all really early, like I just decided I wanted to chase this like 2 weeks ago, I'm just doing a lot of research on anything and everything about the lore of the first 3 films and throwing ideas around that I think are cool as a lifelong fan.I've been thinking about maybe doing something covering the very early JP years, with a new employee who gets transferred from the San Diego park to Sorna. I want to explore some of the more obscure creatures from all corners of the franchise.
>>732221465>Does it matter which character has a good 3 sparkSort of? Different umas have different affinity levels with others. But more notably you want good parents to be umas with good unique skills to pass on.>I don’t know if that’s good to have?3*s are always at least SOMETHING to have. At the very least you can probably use her when you're doing parent runs to try and make a 9* parent. Even better if her pink spark is a distance aptitude.>Do I need 2 umas that have the same 3 spark?Not necessarily. Sparks are just bonuses given during inspiration. A lot of people like to build straight 9*s that have all their blue sparks in a single skill, but that's more simplicity sake. Umas with mixed skill sparks are still very useful, sometimes even more so if you're trying to make minor adjustments to your runs but don't have a lot of deck options.
>>732216086Post deck
>>732221258>>732221702I love how you obsessed /pol/trannies desperately need to force everything to be political so people will give you attention.
Are these SSR good?
>>732221915I'm not wrong though.You could throw a rock into paleofag Twitter or Reddit and 9 time out of 10 they're just like that.
>>732221917Well Fuku will give you a good amount of club points if you put her in a borrow slot and Vega gives a very good End Closer skillsOn a related note I wish you would combust, immolate and explode
>>732221917EXTINCT!!!
>>732221150Yes, the problem is every studio in Hollywood internalized the Billy and the Cloneasaurus joke from the Simpsons and decided that making dinosaur movies would just get you called Jurassic Park ripoffs.It's why Monsterverse's Skull Island has no dinosaurs and why Disney threw in the towel on having dinosaurs at Walt Disney World in any form.
>>732222054If you're obsessively searching for such threads to post on 4chan, probably.
>>732221402You mean an Umachad thread.
>>732220713Don't think so, since their schedule was regular, they probably had a month or two between Fuku card and MANT
>>732222326You sound like a tourist.
>>732222278
What TT team would be better for Doto and Creek? They both fit nicely in Long since they have innate stamina recoveries but Creek has both Maestro AND Pure Heart whereas Doto only has Indomitable I believe, where would you put them? I want to make a very varied roster
>>732221917Today's lucky item: bomb!
bricked my runs yesterday because i didn't realize SSR Fuku isn't worth borrowing until MANT
>>73222188612* POW3* SPD2* STMI saw this deck work very well for the TaikiWhales during the dick measuring event.
>>732222794They'd be good in long. Doto could become a late surger and Creek as pace.
>>732221917I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!
>>732222278I feel like Jackson's King Kong was the last movie that tried to do dinosaurs sincerely.
>>732222923My first S+ used Matefucker
>>732221258>>732222054Going on twitter and complaining that you see insane trannies is like going to a gay bar and complaining that you see gay sexMaybe you should just remain in Twitter instead
>>732221797You should read the books if you haven't, they go WAY more in depth into how the park actually functions and are also filled with cool ideas on how to make the dinosaurs actually feel like the synthetic mutants they're supposed to be
>>732220929I tried out a little orange since a lot of Jurassic Park's branding at the time was focused around the whole sunset thing.
>>732223013Even then it barely counts, instead of just having a t-rex they had to add some gay OC "vastatosaurus" thing instead that just looks like a t-rex that got punched in the face and lost a bunch of teeth
>>732222947My Long TT Late will be Manhattan Cafe, I decided that already, I guess what I could be asking is which one of Doto or Creek would be a better fit for Long and Medium
>More Dino threads>Have to use *that*AaAAAAHHHHHHH
>>732223140Weird that that upset you.
I need more Mosasaurus content, JW does not scratch that itch at all
>>732222278Grim how this is the only non JP dino movie that came out in recent years, it's beyond mediocre
>>732223262Evolution, baby, after sixty-five million years they're not going to be the exact same animals.
>>732223269Creek is excellent for long
>>732223540A t-rex that evolved to live on an island would be smaller but the movie is about a giant monkey so i digress
>>732221917I refuse to believe this is real and if it is then fuck you and I hope tazuna shoves a piping hot rod down your asshole
>>732223464Unironically the Prehistoric Planet documentary is the best option right now
>>732223626It's a big island. Well, was, until it started sinking.
>>732213176I guess I'll have to start using the trick because these witchecks are becoming outrageous
>>732213176i really wanna fuck that thing's nose
>>732223205I read the books a long time ago, but I'm rereading them now. It's kinda crazy how much more I'm enjoying them now than I did as a kid. Reexperiencing how the tour goes in the book has been magical, the tree-hopping Othnielia are such a good idea.
>>732216602>acting like he wouldn’t snipe a trexYou get no pussy I can tell
>>732219215Anon on the catalog all I see is a triceratops
>open thread>buckbroken schizo ranting about tranniesEvery single fucking thread on this board. I hate trannies as much as the next guy but it doesn't consume my every waking thought.Can someone give me the TT guide please? I don't know if I just fucking suck at building umas or if the A4-A5 carousel is just hell for racking up points
How much longer will i be safe?
>>732223840Here you go, anon.
>>732223782I don't feel the need to slaughter animals just to think I'm some god.
>>732223840Nobody's ranting about trannies.
>>732223869You'll be safe until MANT releases with that kind of score
>>732221917fuk u
>>732215698Mostly the same ones, theres a bunch of niche SR cards that are better under specific circumstances but most decks still use king halo/sweep tosho
>>732223678Cheers, I'll check it out
>My Sweep is STILL at LB1I swear this game really really doesn't want me to MLB Sweep, I got almost all my SR's at MLB, hell, during the time I had Sweepy I managed to get and MLB Windy SR because the stupid brat witch refuses to show up on my card rollsAt least Windy seems like a nice card I suppose
Umascholars are pretty cool, what do you all think of Deinocheirus?
>>732213176Why the fuck are they feeding carrots to a 12 ton beast, they're smaller than it's fucking eyesretarded ass image
>>732224196i don't know much about dinosaurs but this guy looks sick
>>732224196Duck
>>732224213Can't you give giant beast a lil' snack?
>>732213176i only passed this witcheck because I saw someone post this image on another thread and twitter
>>732224261A lil snack for it would be a whole pumpkin, this is like if you considered a single grape a "snack"
>>732223678It's just too bad it's filled with performative speculatives that people take as fact.
>>732224213Have you ever eaten grapes?
I got an LB2 fuku from my free pulls which is fucking great. Problem is I'm unsure if i should MLB her by completing the spark, if I did that I WOULD NOT have enough to spark V. Bourbon (my waifu) what would you guys do in my situation?
>>732224389We're not getting another megabanner ever again, so unless you're willing to get the paid uma selector on the 1st anniversary, then just save for Bourbon
>>732224342You can seethe all you want but beyond the random blue colours on the arms this is extremely plausible and the only explanation as to why carnotaurus has the most mobile arms in any dinosaur ever despite them being completely useless in hunting or fighting
>>732224342We got no time machine, gotta work with what we have
What would be the horse of the dino world? If such a thing even existed
>>732224321>Jordanposter has low witLudokino
>>732224196That actually looks really ducking cool
>>732224507
>>732224513i love Jordan but I only post her when I'm confessing to doing something stupid/being low wit. it's just funny
>>732224456Also, in terms of longevity, V.Bourbon is usable for years while Fukukitaru will stop being used some months. A few months taking the global acceleration into account
>>732224456I'm not pulling on the megabanner, the plan was originally voucher seiun and spark VB, but getting so lucky has thrown a wrench at my plans since I could MLB fuku to be in a great place for mant....
>>732224337I like to have the occasional rolo as a little snack
>>732224569How fast could this fella go?
>>732224473I like how your knee jerk reaction is to project about how I'm the one seething just for saying it's performative, which it is.
>>732224575Is there a reason she's bullied by Goldshi so hard, or just funni?
>>732224647>I'm not pulling on the megabannerI know, I'm just saying that there won't be an opportunity to spark V. Bourbon in the future, so you'll have to luckshit her or use a paid ticket on her
>>732224670The actual horses disliked eachother a lot.
>>732224670Real Jordon was a stable bossReal Golshi didn't take her shit
>>73222386925 days.
>>732224702Absolutely blackpilling, but thank you anon. I guess I'll have to use.....THAT
>>732224670in game it's just funny. in real life Goldship always tried to kick Jordan because Jordan was basically the stable boss
>>732224670irl Jordan was the stable boss and Golshi didn't like that. They were separated after Jordan tried to assert dominance and from then on Golshi tried to kick him whenever he saw him.Also Jordan's nails are a reference to the irl horse having sand crack, which caused issues for his hooves.
>>732224664Jewgle says 45kmhThen again it's basically the size of a house
>>732224513Jordan has low wit.
>apparently picrel happenedInteresting to see how many characters were also voiced by Tamas VA
A bit of a newfag so please be nice, Do acceleration and velocity skills stack additively or multiplicatively? And when a skill’s duration ends, does my Uma slow back down? I don't understand how to quantify if they're good or bad.
>>732224953I don't know why but I was fully expecting the big fella to be faster than a thoroughbred. I hype dinos in my head a lot
>>732224196Platypus?
I know my cm umas aren't perfect but once ive got 'good enough' I can't summon the willpower to make new ones
>>732224342>it can't be a fact if there's no actual evidence for itWeak mindset.
>>732225223Because at the end of the day any slight improvements you might make don't make that much of a difference in a Sprint
what
>>732224196It reminds me a bit of the Therizinosaurus, are they related or am I a witlet?
>>732225085To this day I don't understand what she's doing thereWhat do those two fingers touching signify?
>>732225326Mob Umas too strongk
>>732225326What the fuck happened
>>732224909Can any JPGod explain what the hell happened today? Im seeing a lot of fanart like this
>>732225101Acceleration is how fast your uma gets to her top speed, from my understand its only useful on the final spurt UNLESS you are a front runner, in that case you want to get it as early as possibleVelocity stacks and you keep it, its your speed, its fine in all forms really
>>732213176Because Dinosaurs are fucking stupid. Like cars, you are supposed to like them from ages 5-10 and then grow up. Only annoying autists still care about them.
>>732225326Don't mess with the mob
>>732225326That's actually kind of impressive.>>732225353Try doing it yourself.
>>732224909
>>732225353>One google search>found picrelYou might have ass burgers, anon
Why is there no dinosaurfag uma?
>>732224473You do realize you can relay that sort of information to the audience without making him do a faggy little dance, right?Used to be in dino docs you'd have little infographic animations that would handle that sort of thing as a neat little bonus and maybe have a paleontologist explain a couple theories over it, without having to act like a giant meat eating lizard would totally act like a modern day tiny bird trying to get pussy.
>>732225223The difference between "good enough" and "great" is way too much for me. I'll do good enough enjoy my gamble and keep grinding hot springs events.
>>732225542How do you know Urara doesn't like dinosaurs?
>>732225447>Try doing it yourself.Okay, done, now what?Its not that hard, really>>732225395I think today is some oni day or something where someone dresses up as an oni and you fling beans on them or whatever, its a shinto thing to my understanding, Euros have similar folk holidays based on pagan traditions
>>732225395If you're interested, google Setsubun.The tl;dr is that it's an art trend based on a Japanese festival where they throw beans around to ward off oni. That costume is how oni have traditionally been depicted.
I really want dinobros to have a good impression of us, my best behavior
>>732223013Which was also a Universal Studios movie. They actually have a lot of dinosaur stuff.>Jurassic ParkOwns it>Peter Jackson's King KongOwns it>US rights to the Toho KongsOwns it>The Land Before TimeOwns it>We're Back a Dinosaur StoryOwns it>The Land UnknownOwns it>Turok: Son of StoneOwns it
>>732225223I feel the same, but when I race in the practice rooms posted here and see my uma jobbing, I can't help but go back to the mines.
>Tissues since the hot spring event started: 4>Hot springs tickets since the event started: 0This event is a total scam. I want a refund now!
>>732225542
>>732225730Oh yeah and the live action Flintstones movies
>>732225542I feel like Windy would like dinosaurs. She bites, they bite. It just makes sense.
>have not seen sus blonde woman since unity dropped>she finally spooks me like 400 runs after on a King run
>>732225639>Used to be in dino docs you'd have little infographic animations that would handle that sort of thing as a neat little bonus and maybe have a paleontologist explain a couple theories over itThat's not the type of documentary Prehistoric Planet is, anon, its basically Walking with Dinoaurs 2.0, wanting to keep you immersed in that ancient world, pulling the viewer away from a computer infographic would detract from itAlso faggy little dances is basically how mating rituals are in real world, especially in birds and remember, its not reptiles that are descendants of dinosaurs, but birds
>>732225429How does that affect position keep with different styles? Say im running a late surger with lots of skills that speeds up to catch up to the pace chasers, does the unit get promoted?
wait this thread was it huhi am retarded
>>732225657>Okay, done, now what?I was mostly joking, since it's not always easy to do quickly without watching your hands. I have no idea why Jordan does it, but I think it's cute.
https://youtu.be/RXhFhjiZrcE?t=32s
>>732225665>>732225657Thanks! Explains some other Oni art i saw
At higher wit, does the chance a skill procs earlier are greater than usual?
>>732225909>but I think it's cute.Well...yeah true that, she is probably showing off some cool thing she learnedHope I get spooked by her in the megabanner
>>732225542i mean, we've got an uma nicknamed Stego
I GOT WIT CHECKED BY DINOSAURS AGAIN
>>732225834Regardless, it's retarded to act like that sort of speculitivity is definitive when nobody will ever know what they acted like.Also there's no evidence of birds being descendants of dinosaurs. They're cousins at best.
>>732225834>its not reptiles that are descendants of dinosaurs, but birdsBirds are reptiles
Will umas with better built in skill events (like fine motion with head on) be more relevant during MANT as the skill economy with the samey decks?
>>732226129>Also there's no evidence of birds being descendants of dinosaurs. They're cousins at best.Didin't realise i was talking with a creationist goyim, my bad
>>732226274That's okay, I knew I was talking to a retard but still gave you the benefit of the doubt. Guess I learned my lesson.
I remember losing my shit as a wee lad with that doc of the bloke "traveling" to the past to meet dinos by himself, especially when it looked like he got eaten by a Meg. In hindsight that entire thing was pretty retarded
>>732226221Skills are very negotiable except for front runners. There won't be much room for any front runners cept VBourbon and Smaru
>>732225893Position keep essentially holds umas in the positions their styles prefer and usually ends shortly before the middle of the race. Lates and Ends don't really want early race skills for that reason, since if they move too far up, they'll just fall back anyways. All styles benefit from mid-race and late-race velocity skills though.>does the unit get promotedThe only time this happens is when the position 1 Pace Chaser gets chosen to basically act as a Front in an otherwise Frontless room. In all other cases, if an uma moves too far up before position keep ends, they'll just fall back afterward.
>>732225893>How does that affect position keep with different styles?Different style affects how your uma runs, essentially, at your level starting front umas don't need to worry too much about power, can focus on speed, paces need some power but not by much, now lates and ends need power, a lot of it, because keep at the back and accelerate at around the middle, that's what power does, its acceleration i.e. how quickly uma gets its top speed, later one you will want speed and power to be as high as possible, but at this time don't worry too much about hitting the capRunning styles also affect stamina consumption, I don't know the hard numbers but its pace>front>late>end when it comes to who eats more stamina, you mostly need to worry about it on mediums and longs
In such an RNG heavy cup is it better to choose skills according to the mean or median lengths gained in the umalator?
Will you be rolling for Admire Vegeta?
>>732213176Jpog, jurassic world evo and prehistoric kingdom dirctly have you welcare for dinosaurs, fossil fighters is like a pokemon adjacent>>732213476Picrel>>732213892You said care for dinos, you didnt say length or in deep detail.At this juncture I start to suspect the sincerity of this thread. You dont want a zoohame, you want a dino intimacy simulator you weirdo scaly fuck.I’ll close that an ‘uma’ whatever the horsegirl game is, but for dinosaurs, would make bank.
>>732226129Genuine subhuman retards like you should be slaughtered so your organs can be harvested
>>732226129>Regardless, it's retarded to act like that sort of speculitivity is definitive when nobody will ever know what they acted likeThat's just retards in general, I don't think about them, its a documentary that makes its own assumptions, going into it, unless you are a lobotomite, you should know that its not definitive fact but them shooting their best shot at how it was back then>>732226184Not to me
>>732226569Was the real horse also a schizo haunted by her dead sister's tulpa?
>>732226457Smaru? Doesn't she falls off a cliff once her support card releases. Also what about runaway suzuka?
>>732226592I don't want to fuck dinosaurs. That's a whole different sentence.
>>732226621Anon you already said you're a retarded subhuman, no need to repeat it twice
>>732226607Touchy.
>>732226569I'm not into schizo siscon necrophilia
>>732226816Is it really necrophilia if its a ghost?Is she even a ghost?
This board won't see it coming...
>>732226569I'm saving up to spark both Aston Martin and Speed Maru.
>>732226687>runaway suzukaIsn't valid in MANT
>>732226869It's just survivors guilt, ghosts like magic aren't real.
>>732226274>this neigha believes in the THEORY of evolutionlolmao!
>>732226569That OVA did irreparable damage to Vega's PR
>Only dino thread without people wanting to fuck them is the one shared with horse gachashitExplain
>>732227045uu-uu~! Magic is real though
>>732227082Anyone who actually likes dinosaurs wants to fuck them.
>>732227082We actually like to stay on topic and talk about video games and dinosaurs, we personally love crossover threads.
>>732227082Umamusume in general shows more restraint when it comes to coomer shit compared to other gacha.Though I am NOOTICING how the scalefags are nowhere to be seen when the umachads are in charge.>>732227196Kill yourself.
Why is Nishino SR good?
>>732227057So you're just being a disingenuous retard huh, In science, a theory isn’t a "guess" but the highest level of explanation we have. The definition of theory is "a well-substantiated, comprehensive explanation of some aspect of the natural world, built on a body of facts, laws, and tested hypotheses"
>>732227308Charming event and lots of fan/race bonus
>>732227082Umamusume threads, due to ongoing conflict with the jannies, necessitate a degree of stealth, that means our threads have a chance of bringing in anons who don't realize that its a horse game thread at firstWe have largely come to accept and embrace that phenomenon because hybrid threads are funNow, what is your opinion regarding dinosaurs video games? How are those jurassic park tycoon games anyways? My PC can't run them but when I upgrade it I wish to try them out
>>732227308Honestly, I have no fucking idea. It looks like she doing nothing until you're on the results screen and see a markable difference that's better than runs without her.
>>732227082/v/ma threads have been confirmed to be the second best place in the site to discuss anything, we've had so many mixed threads I don't even remember the all. Top Gear, gundam, yu-gi-oh, dinos and a bunch more. Might be because we're all old enough to not bite baits and know enough to talk about all this
>>732227082Bold claim you got there.
>>732227308Only SR (for now) with 15 race bonus, so it will be good for MANT.
>>732227308>Good events>Good statstick>Good hints>Possibility of charming You literally can't ask for anything else.
>>732227428>>732227082>when your local anons are so shit, you have to import gachaniggers to have a good thread.
>>732227321Cool. It's still a theory thoughever.
>>732227475it's 20 race bonus
>>732227360Honestly I never really liked Tycoon manager games, I thought I'd like a more action-packed dino experience but I fucking hated Ark. I think I'm fated to just enjoy documentaries and reading about them rather than play with them
Better to MLB creek or MLB fine during the 1st anniversary for MANT? What will see more use since they both have comparable race bonus.
>>732227082>Only dino thread without people wanting to fuckWe're here, we are just more capable of restraint compared to other forms of autistic faggotry.
>>732227475Except for cucking Seiun with 3 other horses
>>732227592definitely Creek, if you don't have high lb fine by now, it's better to just wait until the next big wit card drops
>>732227592Depends. If they're both at zilch, just save. If you have them both at LB3, then go Fine.
>>732227662Holy fucking gaslight, fine is still meta until L'arc, and even after she's not a bad option. You're gonna use fine during MANT, GL, GM and L'arc.
>>732227618Not him but I wish you people would stop shitting up dinosaur threads for no reason. It does nothing but kill any interest. The fact that an uma thread is how we get to finally have a nice dinosaur thread is absurd.
>>732227631>Seiun's pedigree was decidedly unimpressive, worst of the Golden Gen, even jobber King had better one>His and Nishino's kids were the worst of the mediocre lot>Problem was that Seiun actually adored Nishino and was as close to loving her as horses can get>Possibly kills himself because her kids with other horses were betterVery grim
>>732227742and creek is meta until current day jp
>>732227783Sad, but true
I'm now 3/3 at no SSRs in my free pulls
just 2 more rainbow shards to go bros!
I always see the evolution games on sale, are they worth picking up dinobros?
>>732227945one*
>>732227945three*
>>732227998Evolution 1 and 2 are pretty much outdated at this point. 3 is what 1 should have been.
Is dueling guaranteed to happen during the last spurt?
>>732228075>he missed a rainbow shardoh no no no no no no your account is forever bricked
Are unity cup builds good for Uma finales build?
Would building 3 fronts to counter the pace meta and put them out of plancha/mummy unique be a good idea to counter curren's dominance?
>>732228271What makes Curren broken is that she's the only uma with an easy 0.30 acceleration unique, plancha/mummy is just a bonus for her
>>732228139How so? You mean the URA finale? Ura is a lot easier than unity any decent unity cup build should be able to clear it with relative ease. You only need about 600 stats across the board to clear with no skills.
>>732228098no>>732228139what?>>732228271no because this will happen>fronts run ahead>paces quickly catch up>speed up even more from the third front runner falling behind>enter acceleration position anyway>outspeed front runner
>>732228271I've seen a fair share of shitty falcons falling behind after being rendered useless mid-race and just feeding NSM to the pace chasers behind them, I don't think 3 fronts is a good idea
How little stamina do I need for BUONO to fucking unique, i swear she never does.
>>732228271my triple front team frequently wins pubs
>>732228486I figured it would be a good idea, mind posting? Are you using something like runaway/smaru/falco?
>>732228483mine has 363 and sometimes it goes off, I don't think you can control it, it's extremely hard to not go over 300 by the end of a career. Just gamble.
>>732227434>what if Sasuke was friends with a Jurassic Park raptorThis is like something I would've wrote as a retarded 2nd grader, bad design and all.
A club please!263603744199
>>732228680/herse/ will take you, they're in desperate need of personnel
>>732228609You can get to the 290s if you never ever press stamina or power training.
Recommendations for a Falco deck? I was thinking 2Sp/4Wit with borrow going to SSR Baku. Unfortunately my wit cards are kinda mediocre. Is it worth running Halloween Bourbon just for Taking the Lead + the Snowy Days skill to put towards groundworks?
>>73222862320+ year anime does that.
>>732227592You are only going to use Creek during the first MANT CM, while you can use FM pretty much anywhere, so I'd go with FM.
>>732228795Post wit cards, also absolutely wit bourbon is required.
>>732228795halloween bourbon is mandatory to make as much of a difference from the rest of the pack anon, it will always be a staple in front decks for giving out TTLFalcon has wetcons (mandatory too) and fr savvy, so ttl activates her groundwork, which is also mandatory. After that just pump her full of mid race skills and hope for the best, 2/4 is ideal
>>732228909Are there no other longs other ultralongslop revengeance?
>>732228795Even for MANT you have to use Bourbon despite the 5% race bonus
My team is technically complete even though one of them is just a TT sprinter but still the moment I have 3 umas that could be considered aces I lose all interest to do more runs for some reason even though all 3 of them aren't nearly as good as they could be in like a dozen ways each
>>732229009Only after 5 or iirc 8 other CMs
>>732229009nope, there is medium races but you don't need any golds since your stam and guts will be near 1200 anyway lol
>>732229009MANT has THE longslop, 3 mediums, 1 mile and 1 sprint if I'm not wrong, so that's why SC won't see much use. Still a very good card after MANT is over.
>>732229047>picis this real?
>>732228913>>732228973Alright, good to know. I'm also not entirely sold on Baku borrow. I was thinking of trying to grab Turbo Sprint, but I might not be able to afford it with all the groundworks purchases. As far as speed goes I've got MLB Kita and pretty much all the decent SRs except for Sweep. Figured it'd be best to borrow either Baku or Biko.
>>732227776This, just go to e621 or /d/ or whatever if you want to jack off.I don't get this obsession with having to signal you're horny to other dudes all the time, especially when you want to fuck animals.I just want to talk about old Jurassic Park games.
>>732228680Might as well use this to remind people that the clubs ARE HIRING!>/herse/ (pushing to A)7 spots>/v/agabond (B+)1 spot>ASTER (B+)3 spotsIf you need a club please make sure to apply or post ID, there are currently 3 applicants in line but there are lots of spots.
>>732229273that's pretty rough, but dober, ardan and fuji are still usable, borrow baku
>>732229273Do you have good speed cards?
>>732229276I swear to god animal fuckers are the most performative elitist faggots on earth for some reason. You cannot have a monstergirl or kemonomimi thread without some fucker coming in to post some shit like "woow just more COSPLAY girls, why don't you kiddos jack off to real MONSTERgirls??" while posting some literal beast with a vaguely hourglass shape.
>>732213476>>732213780>>732214595>>732216602>>732223782
>>732229473Funny, for a little bit we had one or two retards try to come in here and act like they were better than everyone because they liked to jack off to centaur girls.
>>732229473it's worse when it's literally an animal but with human balloon tits, you can tell how far gone they are when they post shit like tha
Could somebody here tell me what the "Throne" is and why it's so good for MANT. Also what are group cards?
>>732229273Bourbon, ardan, dober (sr) and borrow fine motion, trust me.
If they had an option to pay for Sprint sparks they would make so much money off of me. I want to be done training this American.
>>732229597
>>732229459Like I said, my speed is okay. I've got Kitasan and a handful of solid SRs minus the veggie brat. Usually I rely on King, but figured it'd be more prudent just to borrow a sprint SSR this time around.
>>732229473>>732229276There always Snoot
is playtime's over good?
>>732229625this thing lasted like three weeks in JP, it will last one in global, don't even think about pulling it
>>732229625It's so good because it has the best family in the game
>>732229823It's one of the best white skill in the game tail held high and slipstream
>>732229625Group cards are super pal cards, with throne having the ability that once you complete all the dates the group card can be used in rainbow trainings and makes you immune to status effects, it was the designed to be MANT's pal card and the strongest card for the scenario, of course it released 2 weeks before MANT was over. So it was a massive rugpull.
>>732229823Amazing, its one of those premium luxury skills like uma stan or slipstream that are almost always universally good.
>>732229625I wonder if whales will also be rugpulled in this server, there's always one with a specific card on borrow
>>732230095People will probably make dummy accounts with MLB Thrones and just borrow it from them
Anyone from JP explain what this is?
>>732229757Never understood the appeal of that game. I might've got it if the girls looked like this.
>>732230165it's a special tower defense mode
>>732230165single player PvE team trials that gives you rewards for winning against progressively harder teams. It consumes RP.
>>732230165Team trials PVE
>>732230186>Dinomusume
>>732214595You're a moron if you think he's portrayed as a villain. At worst he's a pro with an unscrupulous boss he hates.
>>732230230>It consumes RPFor the love of god please let the TT point creep go down during this
>SEA goes to bed>clubposting falseflagging stopsI'm NOOOOOticing
>>732229673I'll give it a shot. Maybe try my own 0LB Baku and if that doesn't get enough speed I guess I'll just have to try running a higher level speed SR.
Kitasan hack!
>>732230516You can afford to use low level bakushins if you have speed growths and highroll.
>head-on>tail held high>speed starOk Curren now do not fuck up the run
>>732230528>SHITasan jobs to best girlYup yup
>>732230528DAMN
>>732229625This thing is a perma borrow for the brief period that it's relevant.Borrow it from a whale. If there's one thing you should absolutely borrow instead of pulling yourself, it's this.
>>732230625W-What if they release throne early.
>>732230528Someone once mentioned Kitasan on Long being a trap choice and I'm starting to come around to that line of thinking
>>732226129>>732225834Birds are not descendants of dinosaurs. They are dinosaurs.
>>732230580with this 7 I cast curse of slacker
>>732230652
>>732230580>gets second place in a single race>seven mood down events
>>732230716OFFBYONE
>>732230652We riot because that would be fucking shameless
>>732230652We're still waiting on these ballroom dress cards
>>732230580I envy currenbros so much, I don't have her and have to use bakushin.....
>>732230652Unironically bricks all of global.
>>732230825PITshin will get you plat though
>>732230186Giant shitpost vn that was popular enough for the team to make a steam variant, Wani a Gator. Give Snootgame a shot if you're starve for more dino stuff.
>>732230186>>732230307I think I've stumbled upon the next billion dollar idea.
>get Restless>rest again>Well-rested>Restless gets curedYou love to see it. Best fucking change in the game
>Dinobros are getting drowned outNooo...
>>732230825Don't worry she will come like she came for all of us, only her paypigs sparked her!
>>732227082Horsefags in this board have developed an anti porn stance since if people just start posting coomshit, it will eventually outnumber people talking about the game and stratsI think it's a bit annoying because sometimes I do want to post something a bit spicy, and have to contain myself, to not trigger a hall monitor janny wannabe that will have a melty and tell me to go back to /vg/ for a mere pg-13 image... however I do enjoy the threads as they are so I will abide by the unspoken social rule.
Throne actually sucks dick and wouldn't do all that if it released early, but globalbabs are not ready for that conversation
>>732230946Time to go extinct again...
>>732228562Falcon pops her ult too early so it might not be ideal for her but the three together frequently prevent the pace blob from catching up in the final leg.
>>732230946>>732231012NOT IF I CAN PREVENT IT AND I WILL!!!! Tell me a cool fact about your favorite dinosaur, mine is the ankylosaurus.
>>732230917S-Spechud?
Not looking good!
>>732230825Unless you are a triple front CHAD, please play Pace Baku. She's much much better
>>732231065Ummm... bakushin... your groundworks...
>>732230979I agree that it is a bit annoying, sometimes a man just wants to post something like pic related or ask about which uma gives the best head. But unfortunately, gachaniggers have proven you give them ONE inch and they will show no restraint.
>>732231090It's possible that in addition to having the best eyesight of any animal to ever live, T. Rex was also far more intelligent than pop culture has latched onto, and possibly hunted in a pair bond using ambush tactics.
>>732231223I love Dia so much. If I don't luckshit her I will kill myself
desu I never understood lewdpostingwhy do you want to get other men aroused, that's super fucking gay
>>732231090Mosasaurus had a second row of teeth on the roof of their mouths for swallowing and chewing better
>>732231223>m>AISlopIf you post tasteful stuff in regulation then nobody will actually care
>>732231090It's the Allies' fault in WW2 that we don't know much about Spinosaurus today.
>>732231090triceratops had three horns, THREE
>>732231296It's like at work when your normie coworker shows you an instagram slut. I think it's just part of male socialization to show other guys the booba that makes you awooga
>>732231235>flushed out and running from a T. Rex>finally round the corner>a second T. RexYeah, that's fucked.
>>732231369Fuck off nigger, ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>732231369I think this is too much though. Just trashy. This is just her cunt in front and center. Fuku is a qt and deserves better. If you are gonna lewd her at least use an intimate or classier pic
of course it's that fucking picture againfucking nigger always posts that disgusting fucking shit
>>732231318What's the deal with the spinosaurus? How come its popular depiction is constantly changing
>"I know I shouldn't post coomer garbage because it makes the thread worse">posts coomber garbage anyway>thread quality immediately declinesUmazing.
I am monitoring this thread, post dinosaurs NOW.
>>732231434The worst part is that Jurassic Park is accidentally right whenever it has T. Rex just show up without a single sound; there's evidence now to suggest it had padded feet to muffle its footsteps in addition to the gait at which it walked. It's entirely plausible you could get T. Rex jumpscared out of a treeline without realizing anything's there.
>>732231313Natie isn't that big
>>732231369Have some class if you're going to post lewds.
There is that usual gachanigger behavior, you guys couldn't stop yourselves
>>732231369This is what I mean when I say I hate coomers. It's always trashy shit just for the sake of posting borderline porn.I think it's fine if you post tasteful lewds once in a while (since umas are BUILT for breeding) but shit like that is just an eyesore.
>>732231221focus, TTL, prudent positioning
>>732231834Super delayed. The difference between groundworks on second 3 and 0 is a world of difference for front runners.
>look back at the thread>almost 10 stubs in a rowI see the raid has begun
How come you dino fuckers never talk about barney?
>>732231235>and possibly hunted in a pair bond using ambush tactics.I'm not very familiar with this claim it doesnt sound right, mind explaining what environmental evidence supports pair ambush hunting in a late cretaceous ecosystem? as far as I understand it the rex’s size and locomotion favors ambush over pursuit so I don't have any problem with that claim, but would cooperative hunting even be advantageous for an apex predator of massive size, that just doesnt make sense. Is it something inferred from birds?
>>732231567
>>732231769Then people wonder why /v/ma is full of prudes.
>>732231940Neigha who's gonna talk about barney
>>732231223you're the biggest fucking faggot itt and deserve to be told to fuck off time and time again, at least wait until bump limit
>>732231531Because the Allies bombed a museum that had the most complete fossil record of Spinosaurus and for some reason it's a very hard specimen to find.The reason it keeps changing is because one guy thought it made sense to just put a pair of a juvenile cousin's legs on it for whatever reason, since we haven't recovered its legs at all yet, and everyone took it as fact.My schizo theory is that it's become so widely accepted as some sort of subconscious social revenge for Jurassic Park III.
>>732231795I don't care if she has an expiration date, I'm going to keep using Summer Maru forever because she's hot
>>732231901>Super delayedIt can pop right at the start and i have two other front runners. I know it's not ideal but i am a loyal subject of Queen Seiun and shall not tryhard for a better ace.
>>732232154For a so called "rugpull uma" she has been pretty strong in the last 4 CMs and she's even strong in this one
>>732232187basedotsukaresama
>Groundwork proc>Turf S proc
>>732231223That shit will never be acceptable in any thread and hall monitors, as annoying as they can be, are way better than you or the other faggot
>>732231567I miss when cool paleoart was the norm.
MY $COOMA
another thread without oy neigh's spamming roomslop
>>732232092Believe it or not I'm not one of the pornposters and dont dare to dump on the threads, I posted an example of something I didnt think would have negative consequences because its not THAT lewd but yeah I regret it. You really can't give an inch.
>>732232187>I know it's not idealAs long as you know it's not optimal. I'm not trying to fight you about it, but it is a noticeable difference in performance for when groundworks kicks in and if you were leaning on monopolizing the front, you might find a chink in your armor. Not that it matters anyways since pacers are broken on this map
>>732231954It's merely a plausible hypothesis at this point, due to some similar behaviors in other tyrannosaurids and evidence that suggests they were involved in protecting their juveniles as well. Bear in mind behaviors are probably the most "vibes"-based paleo field and we can't say for sure. What we can be reasonably sure about is that T. Rex juveniles were solo hunters, focusing on small-to-medium prey, presumably a more aggressive pursuit hunter versus the much larger adult's. It's also been suggested that an older T. Rex would turn to scavenging and bullying for its meals. Unrelated to your question, but I just really like the big guys.
>>732232330Anon, if you want a room just host it yourself...
We love hall monitors here
Bait used to be believable
>>732232407Say goodbye to seiunlets in two days!
>>732232339If you knew that then you shouldn't have done it, you single-handedly derailed the thread, congrats, retard
>>732232407He has a limited repertoire of shitposts and it grows more apparent each day. Easier to filter, too.
Has this list been completed yet?
so when is the spark reroll thing comingcause spark grinding right now is fucking terrible.
>>732232545>>>/vg/
>>732232556Not this year I think, unless they add it earlier
>>732232545That's from /vg/, you should probably stay there.
>>732232404Should the student council VP be wearing makeup like that and showing cleavage in her race outfit?
>>732232581
>>732232556hopefully during first anni in a few weeks
>>732232556Spark rerolls come in the 1.5 anniversary, I suspect they might move it earlier to the 1st because we already got the 1st anni QOL updates.
Not so fast Tazuna-san! I am NOT blowing up those blue balls in guts.Instead...I choose stamina training to create TWO more blue balls!
>>732213176try https://store.steampowered.com/app/3047750/Herdling/
I wish they stopped removing the skill books from all of these gameplay events we've been getting. What's the harm in throwing people a bone? It takes like six or eight fucking months to get a fully discounted gold skill for fucks sake
>>732232556Not soon if they weren't actually teasing evolved skills, basically.
>>732232631god i am beggingits so infuriating, you can go weeks without getting something good
>>732232682We are pretty ahead in terms of QOL huh?
Who would win?
I find it incredibly funny that this is one of the only ways to talk about niche topics without a thread getting 2 replies then sent to the archive
>>732232847fat
>>732232847As much as Oguri is a fat hungry retard Deviljho is the baddest motherfucker in MH and an actual ecosystem destroyer
>>732232864Can we get a deep sea or minerals thread next time?
>>732232864umafrens are keeping /v/ alive
>>732232847Oguri would eat that pickle alive.
>>732232682>we don't get Tachyon spark enhancement until Grand Masters
>>732232864>>732232910The coombrains and shitposters already ruined this one
>>732232682>Tachyons lab not until 2nd AnniDamn, I had a decent Head-On parent and was waiting for that
>>732232907>deep sea or minerals threadFuck man I miss those threads, deep sea threads were the fucking best I haven't seen one if think In years.
https://youtu.be/UmkcByxlHUo?si=7rrM0qRW6WMV5gJx
I need a list of cool underrated dinos that barely have any screen time in culture. That duck fella ITT is really cool, I am always amazed at just how fucking many different ones there were
>>732232864I try to reply to non-bait threads but it's like you said, maybe 10 scattered replies into archival. I keep doing it because once in a while I get a good recommendation to play
>>732232302Is that the thumb dino
>>732232904Ahem
>>732232967>>732233018Look at it this way, those legacies you were saving can be safely transferred because surely you will roll a better parent before then, right?
>>732233040It's been 12 years since we used to have those threads all the time here on /v/
>>732232864I wonder why that is?I try to make regular dinosaur threads and either that happens, or the thread gets filled with featherfags and coomers.
>>732233018I mean, isn't tachyon's spark upgrade stuff more of an event than an actual mechanic? There's a chance that they'll bring that event earlier here than in JP
>>732233120Indeed it is. Talk dumb get thumb.
>>732233178Nu-/v/ is just full of shitposters, shartyneighas and people who hate fun. Most of us in /v/ma are oldfags that like things OTHER than the funny horse game we happen to love.
>>732232910 Based umafrens carrying this godforsaken board through the digital wasteland. I swear half the good threads lately are just horses, dinos, or jet engine autism. Not even mad at this point-just grateful someone still gives a damn.
>>732233262zesty ass DSLs
>>732232847I trust that my fatty will not cart.
>>732233139Uhh, yeah surely...>>732233207I hope so
>>732233350Monster hunter and uma work so well together that it's sad that it will never happen
>Ito threads>Deep sea threads>Creepypasta threads (okay these ones are still okay)>Rock threads>Space threadsMan I miss them all
>>732232618What's wrong with that?
>>732232864Bait thread are king here
>>732233443>Ito threadsThe fuck? There are calculus threads on /v/?
>>732233443Better get that wit trained. There's no borders when it comes to topic crossover buddy.
>>732230825Why would you want her? This will be her only useful CM for 6 months.
>>732233517No, he's talking about Junji Ito, but I do like the Layton threads that talk about math>>732233443How far have we fallen
>>732233472She's channeling Sirius Symboli here with her trainer lust
>>732233316The sooner people realize /v/ma is a keystone species that just wants to race with cute horsegirls, make OC and occasionally discussing something else on the side the better. We are a subculture of peace.
>Dinosaur thread>Nobody talks about StegoReally dissapointed in you guys
>>732232847>>732233350>>732233436Surprised at how allied we are with MH, lots of cool art. I wish Wilds didn't kill the series but I'll always keep it close to my heart, I still play them all religiously
>>732233663Wait until we catch up with JP
Now that the dust has settled, why did der/v/ fail?
>>732233663>Random JP horse 4 years in the future that no one cares about.
>>732233663Look man we've had a pretty hard hit to our PR when her design was revealed. We gotta let things fade into memory and build the brand back up.
>>732233663That is a deadbeat dad, not a dino
>>732233717You mean 9 years from now?
>>732233726Bad bait but cute fuji, artist?
>>732233663>stegosaurus>kino>yet coomers treat her as generic lusty flattie number 912I hate them so fucking much
Is Curren's Bride version better or worse than her OG?
>>732233782Well considering Covid was 6 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday, I think the time will fly by just fine.
>>732233806Don't forget pedo
>>732233848we're closer to the one year mark than to release day, /v/ma has come a long way
>>732233436Damn shame.I don't think this artist's crossover doujin got scanned, either...
>>732233848Lol, me too. Can't remember the last 2 year very well but I always remember that time very vividly
>The closest thing to old classic /v/ are a bunch of gachaniggers that wanna fuck horses.>THIS is where the oldfags wentI don't know if I should laugh or cry.
>>732233787https://xcancel.com/submicid/status/2017916381661208739#m
Should I bother upgrading my terrible B3 Team Trials team or should I just wait for MANT?
>>732234020Full circle with mlp, huh?
>>732234098Much appreciated
>>732234020Yeah some of us want to fuck the horsegirls but we prefer making their dreams come true and turn them into winning athletes
>>732234020You act as if 4chan hasn't wanted to fuck horses for the past 20 years.
>>732233848same. lost my last two years of highschool to it
>>732233663Look at this Stego.
>>732234020>horses>look inside >cute highschoolers
>>732234158Upgrade it, get those extra gibs while it's a slow week anon.
>>732234158We've still got some time before MANT and it's half TP right now. It's not a terrible time to try and upgrade your team.
>>732230917Umamusume appeals to horse racing fans and idolfagsWhat would dinomusume do to appeal to dinofags while also appealing to idolfags?
>>732234020if this is what old /v/ was like then I'm proud to be part of /v/ma> t. zoomer
>>732233663hey. i tried >>732226028
>I share a thread with these zumasGET OUUUUUUUUT/v/ma IS OJISAN TERRITORY
>>732234158Eh, I would work on parents desu. Work on getting 9*s in order.
>>732234158You should be able to one and done a significant upgrade. I got A2 with a bunch of 1 and 2 star shitters one and done'ing them with dogshit cards because I'm a newfag.
>>732234421sad but true.
>>732234306Make them fight each other.
>>732233710I hope you'll be on the Stories 3 train anon, I can't wait
>>732234332Please lurk 10 years and come back when you're older
>>732234421The age range is from 19-40 anon....there are zumas posting with you right NOW. Your RIVAL probably doesn't know what a Gameboy is.
Post more dinos now that the thread is ending, personally I always found this huge fuckers so fucking cool, even though I hated their lame diet (hate herbivores)
>>732234549>The age range is from 19-40 anonIm 52 am I bricked.
>>732234421>he doesn't know zoomers are about to turn 30
>>732234607Surprised you even know how to use a computer
>>732234538I am, should still finish the other 2 I got, it's the perfect time for it. 3 looks like the best thing they've made since GU
>>732234607SIX SEVEN.
>>732234585Some of the smaller sauropods are really cool.
>>732234616It's so close and I hate it. How the fuck do I cope with my 20's being just about over.
>>732234549Middle-aged dads having sports shounen fights with high schoolers is one of the funniest things to ever be revealed about these threads.
>>732234607go to sleep grandpa
>>732234585I know>not a dinosaurBut these things are so weird and cool.
>>732234585Always loved this nigga from walking with dinosaurs
>>732234020Does wanting to fuck a catgirl mean that you want to have sex with a cat? No? Then same thing is here granted they are based on irl horses but that's besides the point
>>732234607Maruzensky......
>>732234763Didn't even know they came in those sizes
>>732234607This neigha was alive at the same time as Maruzensky.
>>732234585Still the best
>>732234834>>732234847The world and its creatures are so much lamer now, I know there is still cool stuff around but this is on a whole different level
>>732234518>ripoff monster rancher combat but with dinogirlsI'll buy it
>>732234857Well now that you mention it...
Could the parasaurolophus clear the tenno sho (Spring)?
>>732234931
>>732234771>tfw my 20's are over
I read the stakes thread again and felt the same emotions as that day, truly the greatest /v/ma thread
>>732234607>>732234942Born in the same year too. Lmao
>>732233827Top tier
>>732235089Kek
Okay now that the thread is over, you there, your favorite dinosaur and uma right now! I know you have one in both categories!For me its ankylosaurus and King Halo
>>732235063Yamero, just enjoy your youth and your body while you have it.
>>732235063I'm a week and a half older than Taiki Shuttle and almost a year younger than Jurassic Park.
>>732235038cool
>>732235158Doto and Dodo
>>732235036Can he get the bullshit required amount of stamina?
>>732235265of course you like the uma with the biggest tits, bet your favorite bs2 girl is also dodo
>>732235158Ankylosaurusfags are so basic, me i only like TRVEKVLT dinos like the utahraptor
>>732235158Spinosaurus and Taiki Shuttle
>>732235158Mosa and Fuji
>>732235158I like curren and the triceratops
>>732235158Triceratops, even have a plushie of it I've had for decadesSweepy
>>732235158Nyo.....I don't think i will. GorushiCHAD btw.
>>732235367I feel like nobody picks Euoplocephalus because they can't pronounce it.
>>732235546Its okay to admit that your favorite is a T-rex, anon, basic bitch but basic for a good reason
>>732235158Hishi AkebonoArchaeopteryx but that probably doesn’t count so uhhhh Styracosaurus is pretty cool
>>732235546>Nyo
Climax juice....
>>732235583>Its okay to admit that your favorite is a T-rexNot true.
>>732235604Oh also I used to be fucking obsessed with elephants and dinosaurs as a kid (I like big things)
>>732235604>StyracosaurusI love how he's just Monoblos
>>732235158Urara.Does this guy count?
>>732235158Grass wonderMegalodon
>Checking the other thread>It's fucking horriblecan it be saved?
>>732235890Witlets, not even once.
I hope the anon who was lamenting the early death of the previous dino/uma thread got to enjoy this one.
>>732235890Nope! Just leave it be.
>>732235890There's another thread? Fuck it was probably bait made by shitposters, or witlets
>>732235890Sometimes I think /v/ma is too big and we need complete witlet genocide.
Should I be buying the hint books every month? I maxed out the Haru card and never really look at the shop
>>732236045Yes. Always.
>>732235158Stegosaurus and McQueen
>>732236045Yes. They are so limited that not buying them is the same as bricking your account permanently.
>>732235928I did, thank you.
>>732235890The genshin one? Nah, let them cannibalize eachother. I'm done trying to save newfags. I'll let them burn their hands at the stove.
Sucks when you don't make it in time, now to wait hours for the next so I can host rooms....
>>732235890If you mean the genshit one that shit deserves to rot alone, I'm not going there
>>732235890>Open the thread>Teio pussy front and centerNot even worth trying. I'll just grind fans all night instead.
>>732236241Is fine spoiled?
>>732236241Can't wait for the next falcon humiliation ritual
>>732236257Not every teiobro, but always a teiobro
Why did he do it?
>>732236257why is it always Teio posters?
Why did she do it?
I like a lot of umas but I don't have a definitive favorite one despite playing this for 6~ months. Is there something wrong with me?
>>732236428This is terrible news for /v/mapyoi's fan count!
>>732236470>Nice Nature>Not very nice?????
>>732236358She can be.
>>732236440I don't know, according to ref/vg/ees they're also pretty horrible over there at /uma/, i wonder if it's because she's bratty.
>>732236495Subverting your expectations.
>>732236471not really desu, I don't have a favorite either
>>732236471When it clicks, it clicks. My favorite isn't any of the ones I looked at when I started
>>732236471Palmer hasn't released yet, so it's completely understandable.
>>732236532>Name is fine.>She's actually spoiled.
>>732236471We still have a ton of umas to come.You may find yours yet, if not soon.
>>732236545Can't be, Sweep is Brat Prime but her fans seem somewhat chill
Front Taiki spotted in pub, took the lead from my dumb Suzuka before the corner. Is it the way?
>>732236707I think some of it is shitposters realizing they get more traction when they attach a Teio image, it's self-reinforcing
>>732236741>More TaikislopFucks sake
>>732236241Just make a new thread immediately
>>732236741>MORE TaikislopFUCK OFF ALREADY.
>>732236741>that top threeMaybe I'll just skip the next CM.
>>732236741Front Pasa and Front Taiki will be the meta picks, their uniques are strong as fuck and they can proc Angling too.
>>732236741>Taiki triple crown bro...
>>732236792>>732236807Isn't her ult useless in DirtCup?
>>732236741>Oops all taikiGRAN ALEGRIA COME PUT THIS BITCH IN HER PLACE
Thanks for the dino thread, bros. Really comfy time.
>>732236741if taiki wins the stakes i'm not drawing her again
>>732236741I don't know but I'm about to fucking make one and find out
>>732236741POST DECK BEFORE THE THREAD DIES
>>732236741If you want to completely kill them, make your 3 umas bring Hesitant Front runners.
>>732236741>TaikiAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE, not using, using Fine.
>>732235158HishiamaAlligators
>>732236862hmm... nyo...
>>732236872Taiki's tits grow every time she wins a stakes, I think that would be a funny drawing idea
>>732236741POST DECK QUICK HURRY UP
>>732236951Funny idea, will be considered.
>>732236951
>>732236951Dobson, please.
>nyo
>>732236951if it keeps happening I'll just stack more crowns on her head, really hope she doesn't though, I want to draw different umas for the banners
>>732236741I have Taiki fatigue.
>>732236741SURELY you wont vote for her again right?
>>732236895whale apparently
>>732237030Draw whoever you like as long as it's funny
Dirt is during MANT btw anyone can win it
>>732236741>Seiun has dismantled the administrative state, allowing taiki to rerun again.OH NO.
Taiki game.Taiki board.Taiki site.
>>732236741GIB DECK
>>732237067Jesus christ.
I like Nice.
>>732237067Yup yup, get ready for a hard fight lads.
>>732236428He was salty he couldn't have pic related, so he thinks nobody should be able to have her.
>>732237067I hit better stats with 4 SRs on the regular
>>732236741>Fell for it again award
>>732237208Might have been a billion races for all those SP, but yea.
>>73223726422 races yea
>>732236741Post YOUR taiki, next thread anyway. This will die.
