Nintendo Direct waiting room. Hopes? Predictions? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ5lNP7cJHA
>>732330215WHY THE FUCKING HELL IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO MY FUCKING THREAD?
the direct is in 3 hours man, get some sleep
>>732330215>partner showcasewho the fuck cares about ports?
>>732330215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNz10LGs-EJapanese stream, they might some Japan only announcements
Rune factory bros, will we get something today?
>>732330215>HopesNew Etrian Odyssey max cope I knowSome nice new AA weebshit RPGsA new remake from the Trials of Mana/Romancing Saga 2 guysA release date for Deltarune Chapter 5>Fears30 minutes of 'Now you can play [game that's been on Steam] on your Switch 2'
>>732336392You will enjoy Witcher 3 and Skyrim getting Switch 2 releases
>>732330215Hopes:Etrian Odyssey, Final Fantasy 13, DuskbloodsFears:Monster Hunter Wilds, no duskbloods
I could list what I'm hoping for but I'll come right out and say it's because I expect those announcements to be multiplat and I likely wouldn't be buying them on Switch if I did.
We have to be getting Fate Extra Record info here, right?
>>732330215Motherfucker you just reminded me I have to watch this shit. I just got home from my fucking night shift retarded job and now I have to wait around and watch this bullshit when I KNOW there won't be ANY good games announced
>partnerI sleep
>>732333696Stuff does get announced during these things, it's just stuff that you'd more likely buy somewhere else and not on Switch.
>>732330215I'm only watching because Nate said there would be a 3D Sonic game announced.
New Kingdom Hearts IV trailer
>>732330215how long until it starts?
>>732330215>partner directi assume it'll be japanese shovelware that's too lame to be included in the regular directs
>>732330215I'm gonna go with something outlandish and say something Shueshia related that's not Dragon ball, Spy x Family or Naruto will appear in this direct
>>732334351Reminder that the uk streams often have subtitles for things the American stream dubs
>>732337607t'll be western shovelware that's too lame to be included in the regular directs
>>732330215>according to NateTheHate it'll be the most boring shit imaginableFuck this world, I don't mind 3rd party games, but at least do something interesting instead of mh wilds
>>732334351noice
>>732333246Dude you made the thread at 2 AM in America
>>732338056daytime in israel
I just want dark souls 2 man, my dumbass sold it without knowing it was in my PS4 and I never beat it.
>>732337765NateTheGrift only knows dates, not actual content. He speculates a lot
The wind will push DD2 chads
>>732330215CASTLEVANIA IS BACK
Save the Nintendo Society... John Elden...!
The big reveal is obviously Rebirth
What are you expecting vee?For me it's these Re collection containing the remasters of 2-4 Devil may cry 5 with 4 available today Kingdom hearts collectionSilent Hill 2 remaster and hopefully not silent Hill fMgsv or the remaster of mgs3Elden ring Gtav and rdr2
Wow, I can't even remember the last time we had a direct that had games in it.
>>732330215>partner showcase>most of the new games will most likely run like shit or be on game key cards
>>732337607Nah I feel it in my bones, this is the big heavy third parties. the stuff that couldn't make it to switch 1
hope theres a few anons in here to watch this with
>>732330215>HopesNintendo tells to fuck off to all the thirds using Game Key Card only and stops producing them>PreditionsNintendo fucks all the customers and their third parties are invited to that fuckfest
>>732338994Rebirth is already confirmed for Switch 2 and Xbox, as is Part 3. It's not really a showstopper
>>732339350I'll watch it with you anon :)
>>732338056Everyone knows east coast is true America
>>732339238If we're lucky they're game key cards. Fallout 4 leaked and it's a code in a box.
>If they announce nothing good, I'll rejoice because I don't have a Switch 2 anyway>If they announce something good, I'll rejoice because I can play it once I get a Switch 2 anyway
>>732339045Ultrakill (Maybe trailer shows off some of Fraud)E33 Golf with Your Friends 2Yakuza Kiwami 3 Trailer (youtube and twitch chat gets flooded with #REMOVEKAGAWA)Some bullshit from UbisoftFarming/SOL sim of some varietyGenshin Impact/Honkai Star Rail ports being revealed
>>732340375Also apparently the Starfield port for Switch 2 is cancelled which is a good thing, that game sucks.https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1qwk7vm/shinobi602_says_starfield_for_switch_2_has_been/
27 mins my nigsI have a really, really good feeling about this Direct
>hopesKI2013 Switch 2 port/update with an actual 30th character this time
Are you ready?
Cmon show something of Danganronpa 2x2
>>732340878As I keep saying, only a new Paper mario, Pokémon mystery dungeon or Monster Hunter would make me buy a Switch 2.
>>732340889you're getting a Rebirth port, enjoy
Everyone is shouting games that already exist that they get a demake shitch 2 port in the comments. Do tendies really?
>>732340889Sony has the marketing rights, you're not seeing that outside of a State of Play.
>>732340984I'll just wait for an emulator.
Duskbloods release date
time for a new (or new old) shin megami tensei please
Etrian Odyssey
>>732341164Yes, tendies are the most hypocrite fanbase in vidya
EO6 or a thousand deaths by shoe to FATLUS.
This is going to be nothing but ports of 2+ year old games isn't it...
>>732341164>>732341598You’ll survive
>>732341685That and Deltarune Chapter 5
>>732341685Hopefully we get some anime farming sim games, maybe a bit of a stretch though...
NEW CASTLEVANIA PLEASE
HOLY SHIT MY DICK IS SO HARD WE CANT STOP WINNING MY NINTENDONITES THIS IS GOING TO BE FOCKING AMAZING IM WANKING ON MY SISTERS NICKERS FOR GOOD LUCK THAT WE GET A STARFOX ANNOUNCEMENT LETSSS GOOOOO
Do we have sticky thread?
>>732341685YJK
I love almost everything about orbitals except that it's a co op game....I don't have a gf to play this shit with me man.
>>732341772Lmfao
5 MINUTES
>>732341074I'm actually looking forward to this I have been thoroughly enjoying Remake and getting close to the end so I need the second part asap, hopefully a deluxe edition with a figurine or something
>>732341685That's correct.
I'll take1 comfy farming game4 Switch ports for at least 20$20 indie games that people like to pretend they'll play
>>732341816Whats funny im genuinely fucking hyped, literally just called in sick to work to celebrate
kino incoming bros... i can feel it
>>732341812I can play it with you anon :)
>>732341285This unless they release castle panzers
JAPANESE STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNz10LGs-Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNz10LGs-E
>>732330215Persona 4 and Fate/Extra release date.Please.
>>732341897I swear to god I would suck you off and im not even gay if we could experience this together>>732341925>>732341925B A S E D
>>732341841Unlikely since there are literally no Square Enix games in NSO and as the original publisher of Mischief Makers Enix might have a say on its release instead of Treasure.
>>732341896Lol retard I'm at work and watching it.
Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol. 1 60 fps update patch Metal Gear Solid 3 RemakePersona 4 RevivalMetaphor Refantazio
Alright, you can do it NintendoNew Bomberman that’s not Super Bomberman R3, that’s all I need, don’t mess it up
>>732341896The best part of working remote is getting to have these Directs play in the background while I work.
>>7323419257th Dragon IV incoming /cope
>>732341925Wait the jap ones already started, holy shit YAKUZA 3
>>732341718Shitendo won’t KEK
Don’t disappoint me Capcom
What are the chances of Tsukihime Red Garden being announced here?
>Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered eShop page leaked
>>732330215Hopefully they shadowdrop a bunch of exclusives, Switch 2 really needs to end the drought
>>732342006how do you get to work remote?
>90% of these games will be game key cardsCrucify Nintendo execs outside their offices
DLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULKDLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA>DLC ABOUT MELIA FUCKING SHULK
>>732342041Hoping for a new Breath of Fire, don't disappoint me Capcom
>>732330215>Partner showcaseI don't even get hyped by actual directs at this point since they're nothing but fluff and a game that turns out to be mediocre by the time it releases, I couldn't care less about the partner showcaseI guess we'll get to see Duskblood being the multiplayer slop we feared yay
>>732340878Based Martial Master Pepe
another 3rd party lost, sisters...
Wake me up when something actually new gets announced
>>732342041Still need to get through Star Force first.
>>732341572>>732341631I woke up today feeling like it was the day of EtriansTODAAAAAAYYYYY
Hello. All I want is a release date for Tarnished Edition, just so I nab it on PC. Thanks.
Video games
>>732342113Oh no. Not Starfield.
>>732341978I know Marina is kill, I just wanted an excuse to post her.
>>732330215>PredictionDecaPolice, New Trailer and announces it is delayed another 2 years
>>732330215>All these replies hoping for ports and remakesThe absolute state
>>732342097Nintendo isn't forcing third party publishers to use game key cards.
>>732342003Introducing Mega Bomberman R!
>>732342014I mean it's just a fucking Partner Showcase, anon. I'd agree that it'd be ridiculous for him to miss it if it was a real Direct.
>>732342113God i wish this has happened to all the Ubislop too
putting in my final bets for CoD and XIV, which has been my final bets for every single switch 2 direct so far
>>732330215>hopesNew Monster Hunter from portable teamPhantasy Star 5, PSO1 RemasterBloodborne SwitchMaplestory>PredictionsMonster Hunter Stories 3Resident Evil 9Farming gamesRandom friendslop indie shit
IT'S TIME
IT BEGINS
WTF HALF LIFE 3 JUST GOT ANNOUNCED
>>732330215Predict 0 racing games
Pegi 18? Fuck, can't watch this then
>>732342151>I-it doesn't matter!
>hopessomething new from someone I like>fearssoulslop, cozyslop
Here we goOrbitaaaaals
PowerPro in nip stream
>ball game first thing in the jp direct
>dubgay
>sloptani
>>732342098Kill yourself retard
>>732342193>Phantasy Star 5, PSO1 Remasterkill yourself
I want to see the latest rollslop Fromsoft is cooking up
silky smooth 10 fps lmao
This game looks really cool and I wish it was multiplatform
>>732330215I'm a sucker for floofy 80s hair
>Friendslopboooooooooooooooooooooring
co-op slop boooo
>>732342225Up until the time I was like 18, I thought the PEGI was actually a developer and all the different numbers were just their in-house studios.>Oh shit, PEGI 18? I loved MGS3!
Bruh isn't this a daft punk music video?
love the retro aesthetic
So is this actually good? Or is it forced friendslop? I do like the early anime aesthetics.
>coopok but what if i don't have friends
>girlfriendslopgreat start guys
i dont have a friend to play this with
>friendslop orbitals
>>732342272Still run better than the shit Deck btw.
So, this is a partner direct, huh? But it looks like there are no partners here to help you? If you need a heroine, I'm here for you~
>IS THAT 80'S ANIME ART-STYLE!?!?!?
more slop but the music is actually insane wtf
>no stickyIT'S OVER!!!
the 3D styling doesn't really match the cels
this looks boring as fuck
This game honestly looks soulful and theres nothing graphically like it from what Ive seen
Why is it so blurry, what's that res? sub 720p, yup it's a third party game.Just play it elsewhere, it's not going to stay exclusive.
I wish they'd do a cardcaptor sakura game with this artstyle. It's gorgeous.
So basically a game about a guy orbiting a girl.... got it
>INTERSPECIES PROPAGANDA FRIENDSLOP
You can already tell this is done by trannies
>Goemon collectionNICE!
>>732342343sticky begging is a mental illness
>>732342297get ready to play with disccord groomers, buddy!
>>732342245>>732342241i wouldn't even consider watching the english stream.
>>732342334it's actually made by a Japanese dev it's fine
i want to play it but have no fucking friends
Hope Project X Zone 3 is here.
>>732342318Kek cope harder tendie
ACE ATTORNEY BROS..............
Goemon collection in the nip stream
DECAPOLICE PLEASE
>>732342312WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
>>732342264By remaster I basically mean just port it and make it playable on modern hardware.For 5 I want a full blown sega 500million dollar funded rpg
>DIZ TOOL CAN OPEN DOORS AND CLEAR SUM FIREwhy does nintendo do this
WHERE IS DELTARUNE GET THIS ANIME SHIT OFF MY FACE
>>732342312I can be your friend. I won’t talk to you or treat you like one though
>old anime styleoh fuck yeah i like this
>>732342334ima rape u
ITS HAPPENING
>not actual gameplay footageIt's over
>>>/vp/
Hmmmm, retro animeHey wait this actually looks fun, my expectations were rock bottom from the nostalgia pandering thoughI've been away for a week and now i'm suddenly getting the harder 3 part captchas
>Jewish music
>>732342394announcing another delay. coming 2027
>>732342368Was that in Japan? I might have to look into that.>>732342406>one more thing
What did i miss
>exclusive alreadykeka
>>732342378I watch both at the same time.
Switch 2 is done, it's over
if they're making a sequel to paranormasight I hope they can write a decent story and a proper ending this time
>>732342375are they fun to play with?i am immune to being groomed so idc
>japanslop
Oh shit new Paranormasight, fucking neat
>OFF switch port and jp translationlmao
Holy fuck they did it again, it's sub 1080, what the fuck, these graphics aren't more detailed than a Switch 1, why the fuck is it running like a Switch 1 game on the Switch 2.
>>732342428you lost, retard?
>mysteryslopit's so over
Lmfao holy shit tendies are really going to try and defend this garbageNot a cult tho
>>732342453Retroslop
>>732338056The timestamp for the OP is 9am Eastern time (our latest timezone), which means that the earliest it could be in America would be 6am (Pacific time, our earliest timezone), not 2am. Also, America has 4 timezones so saying "2am in America" would be like saying "2am in Europe." Technically could be true, but WHERE in America/Europe?
>New Powapro>New TsubasaI won
>>732342097without goykeys third parties would have just kept doing their "1gb cart voucher, now go download the rest of the game goy" shitthe problem isn't nintendo, it's third parties being jew niggers>>732342379its not a jp dev, it's the "it takes two" devs who have been rehashing the exact same co-op game for a decade now
>>732342353Cute loli
Nice. I bought Paranormasight on sale but haven’t played it yet
Hyped for Orbitals!
>>732342447i'll haunt you in your dreams if it doesn't get mentioned
This looks like a 3DS hidden gem or something, not a Switch 2 game
>>732342453just began
The first game was shilled to me as great and that shit fucking sucked.
>islandnot a great time for this....
I'm at work and can't watch, you guys keep me updated
>>732342471>>732342478You’ll survive
Hopes we get a bomberman
>>732342453a new f-zero
NEW CAPTAIN YSUBASA GAME ITS HAPPENING
so far so DOGSHIT
footie
>MIDtendo ruining my mood once again
>paranormasight 2NEW LIPSKINO
WOW A CAPTAIN TSUBASA POWERPOINT SLDE SHOW
>Orbital, a game combing retro anime visuals with Tumblr designs
>captain tsubasa>French player is whiteLol ok
>uncazuma elevenno one cares
>BRAZIUUUUUUUU
>>732342493Me too! We should play together
When will Nintendo remove the 2 from Switch?
jesus captain tsubasa? I guess this direct is where all the shovelware goesthere better be a real direct in a week
>>732342515You’re missing expensive shovelware lol
>10 FPS kino
>>732342245HehDidn't we just get a big anime soccer game, is there really enough demand for this to sell anytime soon
Nice fps
Oh man I'm so FUCKING hype for... uh... Paranorman? snoys btfo!!!
110 characters is kind of sad when Inazuma eleven has 5000.
>>732342509I literally live on an island, take your meds.
>>732342469never heard of the series. Looks interesting
>>732342454A lot of games won't post if they're multiplats until an announcement post direct because of Nintendo having the marketing rights. Sony and Xbox do the same thing.
Inazuma Eleven > Captain Tsubasa
Only slop thus far.
Tokyo Jungle 2?
I hope he's in
I thought this was going to be a disaster report
ANIME
>>732342517They aren't even trying, like come the fuck on man, Switch 2 isn't weaker than an Xbox One, but you'd sure think that's the case from these trailers.
This direct style of having a narrator and just showing the title with no fanfare is so bad. Theres no presentation and if anything it is negative effect on hype.Its just such a bad way to present games
Seems I accientally tuned into the /a/ direct
dino crisis?! what the fuck?
wait is this partner direct only shit being ported on the switch? first time watching
>>732342546Sure. Hmu.
these directs such because they dont get pinned and nobody posts porn
OH BOY HORRORSLOP. JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE CHILAS ART GAMES
>disasterslopoh nonononono
nintendo is deadconsoles are deadbuild a PC (RAM is $2000)
Are they showing different games between the jap and eng streams?
Why is every game at these things always total shovelware trash?
Paranormasight was such fun and this soon, this is already great
>FEATHERS
do we really need this obnoxious voiceover the entire presentation
Guys our friends may have forgotten to make games for their system but look at this runner up trash we’re getting!
>Dinoslop
>>732342534>i'm mad about gamesnigger what?
JWU WHAT DID I MISS???FUCK
>put in dinos>call them zinosy
We need ff13 remasters
>>732342473>>>/vp/
HAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PS2 GAME OMG IT LOOKS AWFUL
>what if we took dino crisis but made it lame and gaywow
>>732342605Yes
Code Violetsisters… why our game doesn’t look like that?
>ass focused shotYup, the journos are gonna hate this
some DOGSHIT dino crisis rip off for women
>>732342565It's just one game for now but it was a nice mystery VN
>>732342607What's your email or steam?
so far, glad I didn't buy an ns2
This is a very Japanese showing.
>girl just trips The horror.
imagine being the cuck controlling the camera lmao
>>732342624I'm buying a Switch 2 for my wife for Valentine's day before the price hike.
4 NIGGAS IN A GIRL
>new ParanormasightFuck yes.
SOMEONE USE THE CAMERA AAAAAHWE ARE GETTING EATEN ALIVE
this game is for no-one
OBJECTIVE:
>2nd exclusiveOhnononono
>>732342659Pogo-peglegs@tutanota.com
We're reaching unreasonable levels of>THE GAME RELEASES NOW GOGOGOGOGO
>Binary HazeWtf the Ender Magnolia guys?
>>732342667>wifehow did you meet her?
>dinos>Zinos>FEATHERS
2 3rd party exclusives already?
>valheim ported to switch 2 long after it stopped being relevantkek
What’s the deal with all this gameshare shilling? It’s just more gimmicky bullshit
These games kinda ass so far
have they announced puyo yet?
Looks like shit
Seriously whos making these dogshit games, Nintendo needs to veto crap like this its looks like some ps1 game
what the FUCK was that screen shake
yikes!
>>732342605Third parties don't really care about Switch 2 as a platform, Switch 2 games aren't just ports, they are always the lowest priority versions of games.
>>732330215Highguard: switch edition
>Zino Crisis
yeah this direct is PACKED we're eating good
Granblue Relink on the nip stream
>>732342707gbf relink is being ported long after it stopped being relevant on the jp stream too
>>732342718yes go back a couple of minutes
decade old port
>little brother mode is controlling the camera
>almost 10 minutes in>nothing of value
>>732342702She was selling sandwiches at a function I was attending back in 2004 and we kinda hit it off.
GRANBLUE RELINK DLC ON JAPANESE STREAM!!!
The fact that they advertise gameshare in this way makes me think that not many people play these games
It's just a collection but Goemon mentioned in 2026 is kickass JP in general is getting way more games
Leak was wrong so farHopes are all time high
oh yeah that game happened
>Runescape 2nice
>>732342718No. Because SEGA hates Puyo rn
THAT FUCKING SCREENSHAKE JESUS CHRIST>>732342684me when i create 3 on-topic video game threads on /v/
where are the good games?
hahaha what the fuck this literally looks like a ps2 gameis this where we are at the retro cycle?
hell yeah! port of an old game!
>>732342598It's worse in general Directs, because they brag about how each one is the new longest one, but a lot of that runtime is made up of them overexplaining the fuck out of two or three bland games in agonizing detail.>Follow a young man on his journey to stop an unstoppable evil. Learn the dark truth of a one-thousand year old war that fractured a once-thriving peaceful kingdom. Take control of your companions in exciting turn-based combat. Use weapons and powerful spells to vanquish terrifying foes who stand in your way. Earn experience to become stronger as you defeat more enemies, discovering truly devastating lost magic and legendary weapon techniques to conquer 16 epic demons who rule the land. Will you prosper and bring unity back to the world? Or will division and darkness be forever destined to split the kingdom? Granblade Everquest: Tremors of Dark lands on Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 in Fall 2026.
OMG FUCK HOLLOW KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Imagine having to scrape the bottom of the barrel this hard to put a show together, holy fuck
Holy fuck these games look rough
20 minutes left and nothing so far
>>732342750You and your wife should kill yourselves
GRANDBLUE CHADS WE WON
bomberman
Does Valheim always look bad or is it just the Switch 2?
OH MY GOD ITS HOLLOW KNIGHT
meh it was leaked 5 hours ago
>>732342773I wish
>bomberman collection on the JP stream>no saturn bombermanIt's shit.
>Holoslopno one cares anymore hype is dead
OH BOY MORE PORTS AND $20 UPGRADES
YOOOOOOOOO HOLLOW KNIGHT??? HOLY SHIT THIS IS PEAK PEAK PEAK!!!!!! NINTENDO!!!!!!
I liked Valheim but why in the everloving fuck would I want to play it on the switch?
FREE, NINTENGENEROUS
she said SHAW hollt SHIIIIIIIIIT
no way bro wasted over 2 minutes of runtime on valheim
>>732342750does she still make sandwiche
>hollow night on switch 2 todaygreat now the internet's going to be even more insufferable again
SHAW
>>732342803Cant. We're too happy. Find your player two or its GAME OVER.
>>732342739anything new in Relink? if not, cant be bothered
I don't understand why did people buy a switch 23DS games still mog
>>732342813It's not exactly a looker, but the Switch 2 footage looked really blurry for some reason
so that was the shadowdrop, metroivaniaslop, great
>devs who have done nothing since early access release got a switch 2 devkitsurely everyone that wanted one has it by now
>>732342790Tendies in fucking shambles lmfaoooooo>heres a performance patchOh no no no
oh my god who the hell cares?
>>732342797Nuh uh. JP Direct has lotsa interesting shit
>>732342825Free though so thats a nice announcement. I have it on Switch and PC so a free NS2 upgrade is nice
>free
everyone played hollow knight already holy shit why are you wasting our time
wow it's starcraft for europeans
Yes, more futbol. I couldn't be more excited. please stop
im eating air fried tatter tots :3
>pissi
>>732342670HehWith hollow knight i'm surprised they mentioned the upgrade being free, doesn't that make Nintendo look bad for charging for them
>>732342726Still better than Sony putting fucking Ebola Village in their presentation
>Football game #2hell yeah!!!!!!!!
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Why are the graphics worse than PS4?
At least the hollow knight upgrade is free
Just tuned in, can't they add Bomberman 64 to their emulator service?
>>732342838Yes, though not as a job.
>>732342824lol
Play tokyo scrambled.
Shovelware console
Bros I'm starting to think there isn't going to be anything shown that's worthwhile.
Do not play Tales of Arise. It is a bad game, the second half is awful.
2/10 so far btw
>niggerballwhy tho
>>732342845Playable Bea and EustaceLooks like the Draph OC man is also playableBoss Bubs
>>732342813It looks nice at points when you're looking at nothing but the landscape but overall it looks like ass.
>more soccerslop
I hate hd2d slop so much
>still no hd-2d pokemon game
Elliotbros… we’re going home
ZOOMER OBAMA SIGHTED
>>732342751the jp stream thread discussion is on the famitsu thread bruh
>>732342916>shart poo is talking
SHIT
>HD2D every direct
2d hd
>>732342909Pragmata is definitely going to be shown to also shill the amiibo.
AHHHH
>>732342908there is nothing wrong with shovelware
IM ACTUALLY HYPED FOR ELLIOT. THIS GAME LOOKS PEAK
>game literally called football>soccer
I like 2.5D remakes
>football games still look like they're made for ps2kek
>imagine having bought a Switch 2
Cool another hd2d jrpg. PC release when?
>>732342898Konami doesn't have many games on NSO as they along with several other devs are preferring to release their own collections.
3 fucking soccer games..
>>732342909B-but it needs to be good! The snoys need to be heckin owned!!!
>>732342905Looks like a mobile game unironically
>>732342842girls dont play games mate, youre not having fun stop lying most men enjoy gaming alone, her retention rate is probably an hour max before she has to get up and do something or look at her phone deal with a headache or go eat or something, fuck women
>>732342895I noticed that the visuals look awful too. Especially on the soccer game.
BOMBERMAN COLLECTION?! BRO!!!
>having a blast
>>732342898haappy?
>>732342909What do you mean? The Japanese direct has had a bunch of good games.
Bomberman has never been good
>he bought a switch 2
>>732342927For real this shit makes me mad at this point.SOVLLESS TRASH
>tfw still haven't played Live a Live on the Switch
close enouhgWELCOME BACK, LEGEND OF ZELDA: SQUARE ENIX EDITION
>>732342839Hollow Knight was already on the Switch and the Switch games are compatible with the Switch 2. Relax.
>>732342820!!!
SUPER BOMBERMAN LETS FUCKING GO
>june for elliotNice, the demo was good. Best Zelda in years.
HD2D but not turn based. color me intruiged
BOMBERMAN COLLECTION HOLY SHIT
I have bomberman neglect fatigue
>official english superbomberman 5Oh, cool.
BOMBERMAN COLLECTION>BOMBERMAN COLLECTIONBOMBERMAN COLLECTION>BOMBERMAN COLLECTIONBOMBERMAN COLLECTION>BOMBERMAN COLLECTIONBOMBERMAN COLLECTION>BOMBERMAN COLLECTIONTHE ANTI BOMBERMAN FAG WON'T LIKE THIS
>bomberman and no bombergirl in sighI sleep.
>>7323429162 exclusive games out of 10 shown?
Hollow Knight Switch 2 edition is the shadowdrop today!?!? PFFFFF, lame.Fuck off
>>732342003lmao
>ElliotThere is zero sauce here.
>>732342829>>732342873Kek those dickheads finally realized making people pay for upgraded versions of shit they already owned wasn't working.
They already had this fucking game in another direct, there was a demo even, I think the time travel may be a new reveal thoughBUT I WANTED BOMBERGIRLThey're really pushing the gameshare thingGood
>no saturn bomberman
So much sakka games
Omg is the ff slop???
>Final Faggotry
gaming is fucking deadnot even a mario or zelda title
Rebirth bros!
DID WE MENTION THIS GAME HAS FUCKING GAME SHARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh hell yeah, a collection.
I wonder how many anti nintendo posts are by bots
Partner Showcase? More like Port Showcase lmao
Rebirth is good but too much fanservice.
saying w should be an instant ban
All these "2.5D JRPGs" just blend together to me.
UMM SPOILERS???
Show us Tifa's tits Nintendo
>>732342985>she has 2k hours on Animal CrossingWhat did he mean by this??
Oh my heckerino!Are we getting 30 year old SNES games?!Our friends at Nintendo are making us eat good today fellas! Praise Nintendo the Highest.
YESSSSSS WEEEEE WONNNNNNNNN REBIRTTHHHHHHHH NINTNEDOOOO ALWAYYYSSSSSSSS WINSSSS BABYYYYYY HOLY FUCKKKKKKK MY COCK IS DIAMONDS
>bomberman collection later today>bomberman plush i ordered arrives todayIT WAS FORETOLD
Bomberman with gameshare is actually sweet.
>480p internal resolutionDear Lord.
>>732342959It's great, just like PowerBomberman
OH NO NO NO NO
Holy shit Rebirth looks crispy.
ff7 kino
>>732330215>Not BombergirlSHAME ON YOU KONAMI
Cloud is a sissy that takes BBC
>>732343025Bombergirl is dogshit you tasteless faggot
THAT ANTI ALIASING ON TIFAS HAIR EEEEEEEEER
kek this has better image quality than the ps5 version of rebirth
My fellow Americans... I, uh... this is, uh, bussing
>boost mode for casualsman what a joke lmao
Sonybros…
Yeesh these graphics are rough
>>732343060Heh
Ff7 Demake lmao
I can't wait for playing Rebirth in 10 fps
oh sweet, bomberman
>Boost mode >Just lets you deal 9999 damage each time Kek
>>732343093Why does the son look like an old man?
Holy shit bomberbros arr we fucking back?
>>732342910>he didnt enjoy then ending 10 hour long plot dump segmentpleb
But what about Bomberman 64?
>>732343043>no PC-Engine/Turbografx Bomberman
>take a break from playing the game in the game
>Sonyfags had restraint for once in an extremely long time and let FF7R2 eat shit for being a misleading spiteful rugpull>Switchfags are going to swoop right in and reward it because they're fucking desperate for games to justify their S2 purchase
>FF7
>>732342973same day as the consoles
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
Ain’t no way this is running on switch 2
>>732343023I think only the Coomerman "fans" would be disappointed by this
UOOOOOOH
Now we're talking.
>>732343116That's always what these things are
UOUUOOOOOOHHH
MOOODS
nonce game
uooooooh pragmata
>>732343127mulatto wisdom
Part 3 will be multiplatform on day one, I'm telling you
OH NO
If it's not GKC, i'll get that bomberman collection.
>June 3rdWhy would it take that fucking long
Pragmata isn't out yet?
I don't understand why one of those HD2D games is Switch 2 only, the thing can't be intensive enough to not run on Switch 1, surely?
ToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToTToT
nintendo stock is going to plummet again
CRAPCOM PEDO GAMEhell yeah
>>732343093I wish someone loved me as much as Barry loves FF7
CUNNY CUNNY HOT CUNNY DIANA SEX CUNNY CUNNY
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Pragmata!
Finally its here
>>732343141>Sonyfags had restraint for once in an extremely long time and let FF7R2 eat shit for being a misleading spiteful rugpullWhen did this happen?
pedoslop
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
any leaks so far?? what is at the end?
JANNIES GET DOWN
>>732342712It's for kids mostly, DS download play was an incredible thing back in the dayoh shit it's dianas game (i'll be playing it on PC)
MODS
> epstein gameWHAT DID CAPCOM MEAN BY THIS
>Sony just lost their only exclusive of the yearLMAAAAAAAAAO
CUNNYCUNNY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>732343112This guy is spanish doe
LOLIPEDOS GET THE ROPE
Pragmatabros! We’re going home
UOUUOOOOOOHHHUOUUOOOOOOHHHUOUUOOOOOOHHH
>>732343184They want to give Switch 2 players time to beat Remake.
Any anon wants to get milked while we watch the direct?
no uoohhh
>pragmataIs this just the film moon in video game form?
>lolikino
>>732343213Etrian Odyssey
>>732343112No self-respecting american cares for soccer, it only exist for middle scoolers and milfs
ok but why does she look like a little girl
That hair is looking, a little rough.
UUUUOOOOOH!!
>>732343160I'm mainly referring to that one faggot who keeps spamming about how Bomberman was a failed series simply because he isn't playable in Smash.
erm shes barefoot? yeah i think we'r getting this
>>732342909Lmao.
Console demo?
ISLAND CODED GAME ALERT
PRAGMATA CHAAAAAN
>>732343184It takes time to make Physical copies and ship them out.
START POSTING CHAAAAAAAIRS
Wow this looks like fucking shit
PORT SHOWCASEwoooooow
that "initiating hack" is very cute
So many football games wtf
bezt nintendo direct in years, third party mogs every first party nintendo game
the textures look like shit lmao
>>732343081You should have ordered a bombergirl plush
>what the hack was that?!really?
>>732343237none of us have milkable breasts you retard
>>732343219>le epic trendy reference XDkill yourself
damn, a game that has already been announced before
ILL MAKE YOU PEDOS PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE
How much is Bomberman?
Epstein founded game
>marvel dialogue
UUUUUUUOOOOHHH
>>732343272She was made for me and being my wife and the mother to my children.
>PES on directwhy?
>yeah baby
bananzalikes
>he calls her babyuhhh
Shoulderloli Ui
HIGH FIVE YEARS OLD
>>732342742It's a single player game, it doesn't stop being relevant, noob.
>>732343081Damn, anon. Hope you enjoy the games with the plush in tow
>>732343209When FF7R2? Sold a third? Of R1? Dumbass?
>>732343252please understand it's the switch 2 version
pregnant and barefoot
>>732343285I don't see other consoles able to put out frequent releases to highlight.Ports or new.
lmao
Will the demo be different than the one on PC?
>>732343237P-Princess…it would be a honor, to pleasure each other…
>Switchfags get a demo of PragmataWhat the fuck? Do we not get one on PC today?
>>732343317gonna do a keyword search for Capcom
DEMOOOOOOO
>girl did the Patrick Star handshake memejej
>>732343302xD!!!1!!1one!!!
pregnata....
>>732343303He's not talking about milking your man tits anon.
>>732343346And still got praise
Plapmata ToT
>>732343285>Day and date release is a port
TUROK!shitty series
>>732343286HACKED
THIS SHIT ISN’T TUROK. THIS IS ASS
TUROK?!
I AM TUROK
How the fuck did they look at the Turok reboot and decide that it would be a good idea to try that again?
>>732343367The PC demo has been out for months.
>>732343219What game was yuri?
>>732343362looks exactly like PS5 whats the problem?
Post more Diana footage AHHHHHHHHHHHNINTENDO MINE COCK
>turok but with a womanWOKE SLOP
>turok on a nintendo consoleN64 bros, are we back?!
game looks AI
>>732343130They will probably release a n64 collection trilogy if this one is a success, no way Konami keep ignoring the best games in the series
>>732343364its too early for this shit
>>732343367I think there is one on pc since the game awards
I hate the Nintendo Direct presentation style of narrating everything. Why can't the trailers speak for themselves?
looks like shit from a butt
>>732343339It's a multiplayer loot grinding game like PSO/Mon Hun.
>mfw nintendofagi am literally sweating so bad that i'm stuff tissues under my armpitsthere has to be SOMETHING, ANYTHINNGPLEASE I CAN'T TAKE THIS WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF IT PLEASE GOD
>WOKErok
>little kids>remakes>assorted 2D-HD slopYep, 4chan is SO winning. This is the best Nintendo direct of all time. Feet!
>>732343401>>732343435Wait, really? Holy shit how did I not know.
>There's a new TurokHuh. Don't remember hearing about this one.
3/10 so far btw
TOKYO XANADU 2 BABY
>>732343440Everything has to be spelled out
new Turok looks neat
Rebirth on handheld is going to be epic. This kind of confirms that FF7R3 is multiplat day1 right?
>>732343367Is there a demo on PS5?
>>732343141>switchfags are desperate for games>sonyfags aren't???next level cope
Anime Showcase
Falcom slop
even the announcer is sounding bored now
>>732343440Because they have nothing to say
>>732343473yeap
persona ripoff? aight
>falcom slop
>>732343362lips made to suck cock
>Falcom announces new games in DirectsIt’s over Sonybros
>Tokyo Xanadu 2 (Kyoto)fuck this slop
boring ahh games
>>732343454It was announced on The Game Awards pre-show. No one wants to play a game with a DFW.
FALCOMGODS
>In a Japan where Kyoto is the capitalHoly shit... that's insane! What sort of fantastical universe could this happen in?!
>>732343449Anon, it's a partner direct. What were you expecting?
>>732343362>25 watts machine>in dock modeI don't see the problem
>>732343449YOU’LL GET DANGANRONPA 2X2 NEWS AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT
>MIND ZERO RIPOFF
>>732343364I'm more interested in your pleasure though~ milking a needy anon cock as we watch the direct
>>732343473yeah, it looked surprisingly good too
>Spin-off of Tokyo Xanadu or new oneHAHAHAAHAHA
Persona slop
ANIME-ZING
I remember when japanese used to create good games... What happened?
welp this looks cute and cosy will be buying it
>>732343496fuck off Epstein
CHUUNIGE KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10/10japan keeps winning
>time strangerfinally the switch gets a good monster game
>>732343418I'd buy that collection just for Bomberan 64.
Thread is so fast no one will notice I'm gay
>2 sakka games>2 dinosaur gamesdoes that mean we are also getting a second backpack loli in this direct, were it not a partner direct I would say maybe some Donkey Kong DLC that's not shit like the last DLC was>we hav3e megami tensei at home
>>732343473remakebros we won
>>732343440It's not there being announcer, but the fact how bad job he's doing.It's so "generic"."Check out these anime style games" like ffs.
i fucking love anime
ANIMESTYLEGAMES
I just sold my Nintendo Switch 2
Anime-zing
>check out these anime gamesNO. FUCK OFF. I HATE ANIME SHIT.
MOREFUCKINGPORTS
>>732343536They still do.
ANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZINGANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZINGANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZINGANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZINGANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZINGANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZINGANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZINGANIME-ZING>ANIME-ZING
ANIME-ZING GAMES
DIGIBROS I TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING TO SWITCH 2
>>732343449It's a partner showcase, were you expecting them to announce Odyssey 2 or something
>>732343449The astounding thing is, Sony will absofuckinglutely find a way to put out an even worse showcase soon after. Nintendo lowers the bar into hell and Sony somehow still manages to fail clearing it every time, except maybe once (and not by a huge margin either).>>732343478>See, we're not desperate! We just got games PS4/5 had 2 and 6 years ago!!!
>anime-style gamesIT'S OVER
XANAAAADUUUUU
>>732343531should have been xanadu next 2 instead
>more anime
Who the fuck cares about Digimon in Twenty and Twenty-Six TYOOL?
>>732343538kek
>>732342769Sega has talked about wanting to focus on America, taking lessons from American studios to make larger, more cinematic and more photorealistic games. I heard Puyo was in the works but it's probably part of the final batch of Japan-focused Sega games.
4k 30fps!!!!!!
LMAOOOOOO they turned it into 2d slop shovelware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>732343553Monster Rancher 1+2 were launched 2 years ago
>he bought nintendo stock
UP TO 30 FPS
DIGIMON!!! FINALLY!!!>60fps
>1080p 60fps in 2026lollmao
Isn't Kyoto Xanadu a sequel? Was the old one a mix between a metroidvania and 3D ARPG? That sounds kind of interesting
>4K30That’s better than on PS5
60FPSWE ALWAYS WIN
Some kind of anime styled It Takes Two or something?
>>732343578Anime website btw
Nuke Japan
Reminder that we’re not getting any more info on nintendo games until summer. This is literally it
digiGODS
ARLOBROS LOOK AWAY
>>732343598Only like 200 people played Tokyo Xanadu kek. I never finished it, got bored, but I enjoyed it for like ten hours.
>>732343367>>732343454Didn't you see when the model of Diana was extracted?
HOLY SHIT RELINK UPDATE?
>>73234362160fps which not even the PS5 does apparently
Guys imagine if they announced gravity rush 1 & 2 wouldn’t that be cool
>>732343601>he expected no tranimeJoever for you my friend. Tranime was inevitable
>GBF RelinkHm?!
New Culdcept? Neat!
I want Layton
Why are the switch 1 and 2 just full of total slop?
>>732330215these feel like c64 games
BEA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>4k 60fps>Literally better than on the ps5
>>732343629it's just a mess
>relink portYawn, too late faggots, you had your chance, you had a whole fucking generation to try and you didn't, have fun with that flop.
fuck I forgot about thisanything good on the JP direct yet?
>Digimon will be free on Yuzufinally some good news
Anime hell
>monsties>>732343646but the splatoon copyright renewals... PLEASE!
I like anime
>>7323436274k is a meme
>Monsties
>>732343646lier
Relink DLC?
>>732343541see>>732343304
HOLYYY FUCK MONSTER HUNTER!!>!>>!!?!??!?!
>>732343304> mossad running a pedo ring that also created a major board on this very cartoon message board you're posting on> trendykill yourself first faggot
>>732343578Anime website
WHY DO THEY KEEP HYPING GRANBLUEYOUCANTSWITCHPLAYABLE CHARACTERSIN BATTLEITS FUCKING GARBAGE
everybody raise your monsties
>monstiesI refuse to believe anyone buys these games outside japan
Didnt expect this much high profile games coming to switch 2
max dood is dying inside watching this turd of a direct also kek digimon isn’t even 60fps on ps5 snoys what do we think about this disrespect???
>>732343692Goemon collection
MISTER MONSTER
>Monsties Fucking goo-goo-gaa-gaa baby talk garbage.
He will be back at some point and you know it
man are they going to announce any games that everyone hasn't already played at some point
Malzeno? That means Quiros are in this shit right?
>Monster called Monsties Sounds like a slur
My nigga Malzeno
>>732343671The owners didn't say "boo" to $100 controllers or $80 games. You think devs are going to actually try?
10 minutes left.Grim presentation We know they'll present Fallout 4, since pré order opened. So that's 5 minutes less.A switch presentation of ports and bundles of old games, what a waste
>>732343692people pretending they care about uncslop mostly
I remember when the SNES had literal shitloads of good third party games. Even the RPGS alone were enough to justify a system.
>>732343713lollm,ao
The balance bear will destroy another game
Man Falcom used to be one of the coolest devs around but all their stuff just looks like generic weebslop for years now, what the fuck happened man?
>>732343646Oh no you wish, the humiliation ritual isn't over yetThere's still pokémon this month
>>732343723kill yourself retard, that's a good thing
MISTER MONSTIE, MEET MR. RAVE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACER
>monsties
RAVE RACERRAAAAAVE RACER!
>ACAFinally some good ass games
MHS3 DEMO!!!
>"archive">in Blue Archive fontwhat did they mean by this
>>732343727There's a reason you don't see Stories threads here.
Doraemon?
door eye mon
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
>>732343681kek
Now this is gaming
>>732343430It’s never too early to be loved, dear…>>732343527Mmmmhm...just worshipping a lovely stud as we watch and drool...letting his cock get as much of our attention as possible...you're such a beautiful princess, caring about others like this~
Where is Danganronpa 2x2?
PORTS OF 40 YEAR OLD GAMES? HOLY SHIT
What do you guys think the Nintendo Direct voiceover guy does for work between directs?
Blue Archive?
what in the unsclop
>>732343581>>732343582I didn't hear that, was it only in the u.s one I'm watching UK, I'm listening more than I'm watching thoughwait THAT'S how you pronounced doraemon, I've been using the wrong name for my cup for years
FUCKING KINO
can't you just download this for free on emulators?
hell yeah, rave racer
>>732343802dark blue not light
>>732343716Underaged retard. Summer really started early
>>732343782It’s on Switch now so you no longer like it ;)
Another Eden on the nip stream
Doraemon will flop bigly in America because nobody knows what the fuck a doraemon is outside of Japan and south east asia
DORAEMON FOR NES HOLY SHIT WE FUCKING WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>732343727I don't even know why they keep that name, the game failed to attract the yokai watch crowd.
MONSTIES
COOL BOARDERS!
There goes another generation
Oh neat Tales of Arise
grim
wow this all sucks
thank you nintendowhat a feast
>First batch of Console Archives titles>Ninja Gaiden IIWhy not Ninja Gaiden 1
ANOTHER EDEN BROS WE WON!!!!!
If a game has anime artstyle, it has a 95% chance of being absolute dogshit
>>732343840no
>>732343826holy shit can you niggertrannies go back to fucking /trash/ while i complain about shovelware anime games being put on an overpriced handheld
Kim > Knives >>>> Ramona
>duh-rye-monIs that how you say it?
>Culdcept BeginsI was just playing Revolt a few weeks ago. Monopoly + Magic is fun! Probably better with human opponents
>>732343617wtf was this
>>732343830they should fire him, let the trailers speak for themselves
monstie hunter stories 3 is nice
>>732343835It was written before Digimon announcement. They didn't prnounce it.
>>732343782Probably got all their good devs poached by better companies.
At least I didn't buy a PS5
Wasn't Cool Boarders a PS1 game?
Lol back to my 3DS it actually has GAMES
why would you preorder a digital product that you can download the day before?>physicalyou mean game key card right?
>>732343880Exclusive to Switch 2 as well. Very weird.
Really? Not even tomb raider lau remasters already leaked?
>>732343856I know you're just trying to bait me but it's been going on for way longer than that.
another eden????
Holy shit a new Culdcept
>>732343826Saar, could you atleast run the ai a few more times to get a half decent looking Linkle? That one's tits look awful.
>>732343859europe too
>>732343898do-ra-e-mo-n is how you say it
Well this was average. Bomberman Collection was nice.We still do have the one more thing, but it's probably going to be Starfield or Deltarune.
>>732343879Sour grapes?
>>732343859They tried to localize the new anime on Disney channel but I guess nobody wanted it there either.
HOLY FUCK CULDCEPT
Outside of Rebirth, the presentation was very grim.
man it sucks that I won't buy most of these as they'll just put them on a game key card
GOATed game
why is goat simulator still relevant
NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED RATE THE NINTENDO DIRECT PARTNET SHOWCASE
>New CuldceptHuh
Anime HEAVEN
Wonderful sizzle reel. Gonna pick up Scott Pilgrim EX.
>Tales of AriseKeep that shit far away from me.
why are the capcom games the only ones that look like they have SOME effort put into them?
Grim
>what did he do to megrace went to epstein island
where the fuck is a single fucking game
is that it they gonan end t on requiem?
shit direct
>>732343968Rebirth was grim too with those frames
oh boy more reddit evil wank
>>732343898Doh-rye-mohn
Sorry wtf is Console Archives? Is this just the virtual console stuff we already had? Why have they changed the name
Tendies are gonna be working in overtime to spin this lmfaooooooooo
>that hairHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHtendies are so fucking dumb
WE ALREADY KNOW RE9 IS COMING TO SWITCH GEEZ ENOUGH ALREADY
>Another Eden BeginsBut the first act story is fucking shit in comparison to later events.
>>732343883Sex with my loli wife Kogasa!
>Resident EvilSorry I'm not a female gooner
DEMO PLEASE
resident evil niiiceuuu
>>732343918STOP REMINDING ME.ABOUT KEY CARDS
>>732343961I was not expecting that or a single player version of Another Eden. That's a cool RPG mired by gacha, so it'll be nice if it's good.
>>732343931Had a longer segment on the JP stream but yeah, Culdcept is back
>>732343983Retard-kun...
OH MAN IT'S... uh... CULDESAC? HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT MY STREET CRED YOU GUYS I'M TOTALLY HYPED FOR IT
I'm gonna have to skip this RE game. Too scarry.
THEY ALREADY FUCKING SHOWED THISI get it's a big title but show me something that wasn't already in a direct
>>732343983Did we really need a direct just to announce two games?
>>732343968wtf are you talking about everyone already played rebirthtokyo xanadu 2 is the only game that everyone hasn't already played
boring trailer compilation. what's even the point of watching this live? might as well just wait for the trailers you're interested in and watch those. actual live presentations is what was fun about E3. nobody needs this pre-recorded shit. The fag talking over the trailers is just annoying.
>>732343826This direct been soooo boring, i'd rather worship a juicy cock instead, i'm sure anon would let me know with a sudden deepthroat if anything good came up~
>>732343883indeed
>>732343968Some good ports though, Digimon getting a 60fps mode on Switch2 before Xbox and PS5 is actually pretty insane
>>732343968the port looked very compromised.
>Resident Evil*yawn*
Crunchy transparency.
>>732343859Latin America too, only Amerisharts don't know Doraemon. El Gato Cosmico o algo
Capcom really are the only company that is a prolific as Nintendo right now
>25 minutes inAbout as bleak as I expected.
LEON. S. KENNEDY.
Nintendo Switch 2 is dying bros.....
>>732344027but enough about SHARTer
>>732344019Virtual Console but for 3rd party games. Also includes PS1 games if Cool Boarders is anything to go by.
yeah they need a general direct STAT... cuz this shit... this shit was bad
>shoots cock with Red9 handgun
>6 minutes leftTarnished Edition and Duskbloods are canceled, everyone go home
I hope a guy with an evil voice says 'Resident... EEEEEEvil...' on this game's title screen.
60 fps RE9 lets go
>6 survivors of Raccoon city all dead from the same thingWHO ARE THE 6 PEOPLE
Chainsaw Leon is nuts
>aim assist in fucking RE
>missed 2 timesAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is how they see Switch fanbase
>misses two shotslmao wtf
>>732344058yeah id be enjoying this way more if i had to watch some fat balding retard in a suit have to jump around and entertain 10 year olds.
FF13 REMASTERS WHERE
>all of leon's attacks are whiffing or immediately cutting to black becasue they cant show goreLMAO
LESSEXPERIENCED PLAYERS
>>732344084I guess partner directs are for shovelware, and real directs are for real reveals
Did DSP do the Leon demo gameplay ???
Why did they show the player missing every shot lmao
>>732343898doe-ray-mon
>>732344061There's five minutes left you fucking faggot keep it in your pants
Sheen this is the third direct you've ended with RE9
people wanted a sticky for this shit
>>732344096Oh that make sense, thanks anon. Ape Escape soon I hope
>>7323439832/10 wake me up when the first party direct is aired or pokemon day. Whichever comes first.
>>732344037hell yeah brother
>>732344072>satoko*cum*
OH BOY PORTSI LOVE PORTS!
>have to turn aim assist ONBased
>>732344061>>732343826MODS WE GOT LIVE ONES
the announcer sounds like he has a cold or something
bros where’s duskblood and elden ring
STAR TREK: VOYAGER ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH? WHAT????
Wow! Its coming out this month!
>>732344069I am waiting for the comparisons, but it wouldn't surprise me.Awful direct, stocks about to fall further
>>732344078lmao both are dogshit lately. eapecially crapcom. redditent evil has been dogshit for over 30 years
>art
>>732344112RebeccaChrisClaire JillBarrySherry
>>732344157LMFAOYOUGETNOTHINGYOU LOST, CHADNIME WON
>amiboAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
amibooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH NO NO NO THOSE AMIBOS
>Bomberman Collection>no Saturn BombermanI understand that it's niche as fuck because it was on the fucking Saturn but it's legit the best Bomberman game.
LEON CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
>>732343983A solid 7/10, but my expectations were rock bottom.
live laugh love controller looking ass
>>732344151missing on purpose to show no blood was so fucking comical
So I guess they just cancelled Elden Ring for Switch 2 huh?
TODD
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD
TODD HOWARD ON THE NIP STREAM
>>732344151Why is she wearing garters?!
>>732343918I really wish they'd specify that over just saying physical
>starfieldyawn
>>732344061Yeah, it would be so much better serving an anon with you…being able to just indulge in lust together…mmmmhm...your lips look like they could use some practice in the meantime...>Mmmmmwah~
>re9 amiibo>Miku color scheme skin
FUCK OFF TODD
>>732344151Speaking of which, are we ever going to get gacha games on switch? At least the Mihoyo games and WuWa should be on Switch 2 by now
TODD!
TODD!!!!
TODD!!!!!!!
Fallout 4 is a code in the box, don't get too excited.
LMAO
OH FUCK OFF
>controller variants are just going to be limited editions that take the base controller but only edit the faceplate>again
TOOOOOOODDDDDDD
SKYRIM
>couldn't show Leon landing any hits because it's a Nintendo Directthat's funny
HOI Todd !
>no duskbloodsIT'S CANCELLED
OBLIVION PORT LETS GOOOO
FUCKING TODD
>Todd Howard
>todd
SKYRIM ON THE SWITCH 2
Remember when they announced Elden Ring last year and said it was coming out in 2025? Nice of them to mention that here
BUY HIS GAME
go away todd
>Todd is the last announcement
>TODDTODD>TODDTODD>TODDTODD>TODDTODD>TODDTODD
TODD SPEAKING
>ToddGod fucking damn it.
FUCK YOU TODD AAAAAAAAA
Xenoblade 2 de?
SKYRIM LEGENDARY NITNENDO SWITCH EDITION FOR THE SIWTCH 2
another skyrim port?
TODD NO, WE'VE ALREADY GOT SKYRIM
>last announcement is FUCKING TODD
TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TELL ME LIES!
YOU REALLY WASTED THE FINAL SLOT ON FUCKING TODD? REALLY?
Lmao FUCK. God damn it Todd
>ToddIt's over
todddDDDDDDDD
Fuck off todd
>Hold Partner Direct because you have no major announcements for your new console>Third parties have nothing major to announce for your new console either
>>732344182Cancelled, switch 2 didn’t sell enough
TODD I LOVE YOU
>got a small fright hearing Todd
Hodd Toward
/OUR/ GUY
TODD!!
Hi Todd
ToddHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfucking kill me
THANK YOU TODD HOWARD
FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD FUCK YOU TODD
oh my hekking science it's Skyrim Man!!!!
I should have left for work early. This was ass. At least I got Culdcept and Tokyo Xanadu.
Todd
>Last announcement>TODD
>>732344212I would smash Leon if you know what I mean *wink-wink*
>>732344141Gore? Not on Nintendo's watch.
>>732344228mfw when watching this showcase
>>732344228>absolutely not homosexual
>Last announcement is falloutlmao what a fucking joke of a direct
KNEEL
TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG NINTENDO IS SAVED
>next is our last announcement>TODD>FUCKING>HOWARDI'M IN HELL
AAAHAHAHAHA!
>>732344193Whatever you say mate
>>732343858And eng stream. I dropped it when the story wrapped up.
>scan verification toys to get trans rights skins in REnintendo you did it again
>todd alright bye not gonna continue this
HORRID DIRECT 1/10
THE EVIL HAS APPEARED
>Fallout 4 as last titlelmao
SKYRIM NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EDITION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>Fallout 4 in 2026LMAODO TENDIES REALLY?
>ending with fucking fallout 4Holy fuck
When they said it was their last game I started chanting come on be good be good be good and then the moment Todd appeared I instantly said oh fuck off.
wow the worst way to experience fo4, now on switch
Oh fuck off Todd no one wants to play Starfield on Switch
>>732342505prepare that booty nigga
its joever
Fallout 4 saved my life.
>TODD
kys todd
>toddslopwould've preferred deltarune as the one more thing
NINTENDO IS DEADTHIS IS THE FINALE? NOT DUSKBLOODS?
PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA TODD IT LOOKS SO BADDDD TODDD WHAT IS THIS TRASH?!!? 20 FPS BLURRY PS2 GRAPHICS OF FALLOUT 4 ON SWITCH 2 HAHAAHAHA
>>732344125dumb cunts like you are the reason we cannot have actual live presentations anymore. what's even the point of this? I'm not even watching anymore cause I know I can just check youtube later and watch the trailer for the exact same experience. none of this benefits from being a live stream
>fallout 4 in the big 2026
Enjoy the decade old game Nintenkidz
>THIS IS THE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT
I LOVE PLAYING DECADE OLD GAMES
TODD LYING AGAIN
>>732344225where is my fuckin tarnished upgrade from?i need my horse armor
Holy fuck, those shadowsThat aliasingThis looks fucking abysmal
>fallout without modsWhat's even the point
>>732344369There's also Indiana Jones on the nip stream
TODD-SAMAI KNEEL
>red rocket with a dog on screen
>EN stream shows Fallout 4>JP stream shows Indy Jonesthey're so much better than us it's not even funny
>>732344346Somehow... Skyrim returned
>>732344198CHRIS CANT DIE AS HE WAS ALIVE IN THE 20 YEARS TIME SKIP AFTER RE VILLAGE
TOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
ALWAYS BET ON TODD BABY!
Oh my god that was so fucking dull. No new games, just ports or updates on titles already reaveled. FUCK YOU NINTENDO!
Even by the low standards of partner directs this was fucking dildos.1/10, only bomberman saved this from being an outright 0
this was probably the worst direct we ever had
>YOU WILL BUY IT AGAIN
Mr. Howard has arrived...
Was a new etrian announced or can I just skip it
>>732344406uhhh whats even the point of anythingretard
embarrassing directbomberman's cool though
Fallout 4 looks badbut in the switch it's actually disgustingly bad
>>732344431They're showing Indy now.
>uncslop game as the last announcement
Absolute garbage
>our final announcement>todd howard appearsR.I.P.
>>732344346I am, this is why my eyes are at his eyes level
>>732344402>NOT DUSKBLOODS?That shit is definitely being reserved for main directs whenever possible
I'm such a big fan of the amazing Fallout television show. The chance to finally play the games on my Nintendo Switch 2 is a dream come true!
Indiana Jones? Wasn’t Fallout the last?
HORSE ARMOR ON SWITCH 2
>>732344431It's all bethesda. They're just going through them
You would not believe how flaccid I am right now.
Its gonna be Fallout, Indy, and Oblivion Remaster. Das it.
>one last thing>betheslop introduced by todd
I will now play Indiana Jones
>>732344460skip
They probably are keeping the bigger games in a main direct in late March
Oblivion remastered
>>732344460yes it was second to last announcementthe one before todd
where's Deltarune and Duskbloods
GOD I LOVE PORTS
>>732344436It's Chris-Wesker
DUSKBLOODS CONFIRMED CANCELLED
Nintendos stock is going to crater from this.
>fallout 4Being a tendie is a constant huniliation ritual
>>732344489It's Fallout 4 / Indiana Jones / Oblivion
>>732344423Yep they just roll it out now, at least the Indiana's game is neat enough (thanks to boomer's humor).
>The final announcement is Bethesda slop
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIESSSSSS
>no Xenoblade patchesI only wanted one thing...
WHERE IS A GAME THAT EVERYONE HASN'T ALREADY PLAYEDTHIS IS JUST FUCKING PORTS
>>732344448Genuinely a top 3 candidate.
Wow and I thought fallout 4 was a disapointmentthey could have filled this slot with fucking Arena or daggerfall or something, is Oblivion on Switch?
>>732344448>this was probably the worst direct we ever hadThe worst SO FAR
>Last annoucnement is RE9
>still no elden ring
>Switch 2 gets Fallout 4>PS4 got Fallout 76 two decades ago
>Todd as the closing actKek
>last announcement >bethesdaWhat a shit direct.
>re9 is the final announcement of the jp stream>west gets todd's ports
>>732344460NO
the guys at id must've gotten conscripted to make this game run on a switch
How the fuck will Oblivion even run on Switch 2?
glad I skipped this one
>>732344491in the time it took EN to show just F4, they showed Indy, Fallout, and Oblivion
Preordering againI never let todd down
>no etrian odyssey>no atlus whatsoever
>portslopmy god, they deserve the stock drop
no skyrim switch 2 edition? or does that already exist?
>GODD appears>+300 posts in mere minutesHoly FVARK
who told me there was going to be xenoblade at this shit
lucien fucking lachance
>The one last thing is fucking Fallout 4 and random Bestehda gameslol, the state of Nintendo
>>732344548REDDIT MEME FUCK OFF
>last>it's actually 3
>This is the final announcementAre they planning a real direct for next month or something? What the fuck is wrong with everyone at Nintendo?
It's genuinely so funny I thought tendies didn't care about AAA slop like this and now it's basically all they're getting nowadays
>>732344548my expectations were 0 and this is what i was expecting desuwe have absolutely had worse Nintendo Directs
>>732344545It is now.
I was expecting this to be complete dogshit and I'm still disappointed
SHOW A FUCKING NEW GAME HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>732344518You thought Tricky Tony would be allowed to be paired with walking simulators and anime?
>>732344540Is this your first partner direct?
>>732344464>no bombergirlwhat's the point
HOPE THE SWITCH 2 WAS WORTH IT!
>>732344579Easily
>>732344579it won't
everything looks like shit
>>732344540>first party game in third party presentation
>partner showcaseNice nothingburger you got there tendies.Nobody's buying a Switch 2 for multiplats.
>>732344460Nope not happening outside their own streams
>>732343851i have pubes older than faggot
>>732344579visual novel oblivion
>>732344579Not well if the trailer is anything to go by.
Oblivion ran at 20 fps on my 3070, what are we expecting on switch? Maybe 10 fps?
I am so fucking soft right now, holy shit.
They recreated the Sweet Rolls???!
>WE'RE NOT DONE YET >WE'RE NOT DONE YET >WE'RE NOT DONE YET >WE'RE NOT DONE YET
remakeremasterportppl didnt lie when they said gaming is dead lol
REMASTERED S W E E T R O L L S>REMASTERED S W E E T R O L L S
Ports Ports Ports Ports Ports Ports
COMPLETE TOTAL SLOP!
Actual garbage, lower than all my expectations. Nintendo is fucked, they have NOTHING.
I bought this for PC and gave up because I got turned into a vampire and the cure was too difficult.
>no atlus >no fromsoft Switch 2 is dead tendies, Snoys won.
>thats it
>Oblivion Remastered: 15 FPS Edition
Thats all for today!
>>732344579It just will™
I wasn’t expecting much, but wow it really is nothing
>>732344603thats a cute anime girl!
>That's it
>Japanese stream ended on RE9Todd has no power over there it seems
Why not 3 or NV?
what did i miss
NO STARFIELDNO STARFIELDNO STARFIELDNO STARFIELD
How is it that video games are incredibly terrible right now? But, like, unironically?
>no sonic racing crossworldsShame. But if there's an Absolute State of Play announced for next week, I know they'll be there.
t-thanks
>>732344603No. Just a Splatoon Raiders overview. See you in summer.
>no duskblood>no starfield
Nin10doland was right.
>THATS ALL0/10 legitimately
Nip stream is still showing RE9.
Yep, 1/10
Todd wonCry about it chuds
wii u carried their fucking ass
>no skyrim???
FUCK OFF TODD AND SEE YOU NEXT TIME
-1/10 holy shit that was bad
imagine having bought a switch 2
>no Skyrim0/10 shit direct
>>732344425Glad i wasn't the only one
>>732344695ports
Rate the direct
what a waste of my motherfucking time
good fucking lord they showed NOTHING
>GUYS THE SECOND AND THIRD YEARS ARE SO IMPORTANT FOR A SYSTEM>so here's a dumping ground showcase for shit people can play better on other systemsNINTENDO ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING
>>732344626>>732344637You can tell Snoys don't play games with responses like this
this could've been an email
Todd/10
>that's itIt's safe to say their stocks will not be bouncing back.
>>732344626It is ;)
Nintendo... why?
>one last thing was a bunch of previously announced portsyou gotta be fucking shitting me, this has to be the worst direct since the 3DS/Wii U
r8
>partner direct is announced>get big expectations>it's nothing>repeatdon't you guys get tired of this?like surely you should know better by now
>>732344675explain this tendies
>the best game here was a fucking Mystery VNGrim.
I rate this direct a 3/10. Only goes up a point ‘cuz of bomberman.>>732344697Port cancelled according to rumors.
>>732344707Because there's a State of Play next week so the new releases are split between multiple shows.
>>732344448I genuinely don't understand why they even bothered making it
>>732344707the industry got too big now it's reclining
>>732344725>1/10And that's being generous because that pixel RPG could be interestingNintendo has no clue what the fuck they're doing
m-muh persona 6!!!m-muh vanillaware!!eat glass tendies
The GBA had better games in its first year lol
>>732344748-7/10
>>732344748worst direct to ever exist
Even the youtube live chat hates. This was even worse than I anticipated.
1/10
>>732344645That might actually be interesting. I'd love to see the next and exciting bugs Bethesda could innovate into VNs.
>>732344673Code?
>>732344707Enshitification will destroy everything.
Could've been worse. A couple 3rd party exclusive and an English release of the later Super Bomberman games automatically makes it better than some of the other Partner Showcase, but the Partner Showcases have always been kind of shit.
I don't know why I keep checking these, there must be like one singular third party franchise that could show up here that I'd be vaguely interested to see in nintendo switch and even that's a huge stretch nowadays.
>>732344732I can't believe the Wii U was the only reason the Switch was successful
>>732344689She's from a hentai game
>>732344548I dunno the last one was just fucking terrible
ports ports ports ports ports ports portsPORTS PORTS PORTS
>>732344603see you next week
>>732344748Orbital looked finenot that I can play it
Wtf where is E33
>>732344579Is Oblivion remastered really that demanding to run?
>>732344760HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
That was horrible.They even ported the wrong version of Oblivion.
it's over????????
>>732344707Vidya was made by nerds, for nerds.Now it's the next big political grift. We unironically need another crash.>>732344748Bomberman was literally the only good announcement there. Fitting cause the direct fucking bombed.
>>732344748Ports/10
Why did they have the final announcement be Bethesda ports that we already know about?
>>732344707i blame AIi blame trump fucking over the global economyi blame the wars going oni blame the CEO's and stockholders pushing profit margins leaving no room for creativity and passion projectsi blame consumers for letting things slidei blame microtransactions taking up alot of development time
>>732344448Nope, that's still the one that was almost all farming games, this was pretty bad though, I shouldn't have my standards set too high for partner directs but come on
I was expecting nothing and I'm still disappointed
WHERE IS ELDEN RINGWHERE IS ELDEN RINGWHERE IS ELDEN RING
>>732344786because they have nothing.Third party sales are apparently dogshit (keycards being a big reason why)
I don’t know why people say nintendo needs a real direct, they’re set for the first half of the year already. Just wait until summer
>>732344579>That's the neat part, it won't
>>732344807It was just OK. Not the best, just OK.
>>732344748>>7323447724 out of 10, at least one title was cool enough.
>>732344603Yeah, this is why they split partner stuff with normal directs.Ones expected for 2 weeks because of a splatoon trademark specifically citing the 17th.
>>732344603there fucking better be, that direct was literally just ports of games everyone played years ago
>>732344773Anon its /v/. Us /v/ermin are too retarded to learn.
worst direct of ALL TIMEwhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>732344718Starfield is most likely cancelled. https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1qwk7vm/shinobi602_says_starfield_for_switch_2_has_been/>>7323447482/10 sounds about right. They showed what, 2 new games? 1 point for each.
50 dollarinhos + tax
Nintenddo chuddies lost
It didn't even get Starfield. Or Doom: The Dark Ages.
>>732344845NATE THE HATE BTFO
This was the only substantial thing announced
I mean that wasn't as bad as that one farming sim direct but damn man is everyone at Nintendo retarded
No Duskbloods at this when it's supposed to be launching this year is fucking nuts
>>732344579dude it came out 20 years ago
Shrimple as that
shitty direct, at least we got a new Culdcept, hopefully it'll also come out on PC
>>732344805sauce?
>>732344448You say this every time
>>732344847Only because its UE5. Which struggles to run on the most powerful of PCs. Its a shit engine.
>>7323447484/10I am very happy to finally play Rave Racer though, and the bomberman collection looks neat
Literally nothing... wtf.
>>732344707This was really rough. 1 decent looking game in 30 minutes, which we already knew was coming to SW2 (RE9).I was holding up hope for a world premiere of Fallout 3 and New Vegas remasters at the end there... But yeah, very disappointing
>>7323447481/10>Monstie Hunter Stories>unreleased Bomberman games
>>732344748I played Granblue on PC but I think new content for it? Excited.Xanadu game looked like shit, series downhill since Next.Uhh Diana sex feet cunt hot girl?Really nothing here.
> no Refantazio > No Expedition 33> Last announcement a bunch of Bethesda ports we already knew about and Oblivion Demake that runs worse than the original.This is a new low from Directs, holy shit.
>>732344748>shit we've already seen before: the direct
>>7323447484/10. Was good to see Bomberman.
>>7323447481/10. Worse than expected. New Culdcept was a genuine surprise, Konami are jews for not including Saturn Bomberman. Shit presentation, going back to playing SNES/Saturn.
>>732344884it wasn't ok nigga only millenials cared for 95% of the shit showcased
>>732344874likely cancelled as fromsoft are dogshit at optimization, no way they can get it running with acceptable performance.
>>732344885>shitoko fan is retardedand water is wet
>>732344773hope isn't something that dies that easily
>>7323448322 exclusives were announced. That’s more than PS5 and Xbox have combined
>>732344902lookin' good
tokyo xanadu and ganbare goemon collection are the only decent games shownimagine owning a fucking switch 2 in 2026 kek
>>732344707India, Unironically. Same reason why Windows 11 sucks massive dick, Why adobe sucks massive dick and why Japan sucks massive dick, all the companies are own by indians and outsource to India now.
very disappointing nintendo direct, but always enjoyable to spend some time with my /v/ bros.
GENERAL DIRECT IN 1 WEEK!!!
>>732344805better than the direct.
so the only new announcements were Kyoto Xanadu and Paranormasight 2?That was really fucking grim
>>732344902Those look terrible, like super low quality. Look at the faces....
what the fuck they didn't announce mario at the partner direct is nintendo fucking stupid i'm so mad grrrrrrr
w-where is persona 6? it belongs to nintendo now? after the ports? they said it belongs to nintendo... where is persona 6??
so when's the real nintendo direct?
>>732344925So a total nothingburger if you play actual games instead of just buying hipster streetcred games then
>>732344748I'm feeling generous. 4/10Actually you know, fuck them. The last thing shown was nothing but ports. The fuck were they thinking. 3/10
if Duskbloods and Elden Ring are on the Nintendo Direct instead of the Partner Direct it means Nintendo will buy From Software
>>732344805neat
>>7323450642028
>>732344748demo/10. I got what I wanted
>>732345012Orbitals looked neat as long as you have a buddy
>>732345098>buy a studio Sony already owns 20% ofYeah, that makes sense
>>7323447482/10
>732345058MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>732343723Dragalia was the superior game.
>>732344748Twas shit, I might have been more excited if I was a resi fag but many even then it's pretty weakI was only half paying attention though because I've suddenly been getting the harder 3 part captchas, I wasn't really paying attention to the gameplay of some of the smaller announcments, I might give the first half of the direct another watch tomorrow
>>732344994I'm 50 years old. I've seen it all. Its not getting better. The sooner you realize this, the better.
>>732345018appreciate you, anon
Suffah PPP
>>732345043yeah bro, that's definitely what people are mad about
>a partner direct is just as good as a real direct! There could still be good announcements!Every time
>>732344902>Nintenedo: Yeah, amiibo of this quality should definitely cost 20 fucking dollars plus tax EACH
The directs unironically continue to get worse every presentation.
>>732344748genuinely one of the worst directs I have ever watched
>>732344760>Todd/10It certainly was a short Direct.
>>732344925fucking amazing, glad its not dead
>>7323447485/10 and only because my boy bomberman is finally getting some love
>>732344773Wasn't SMT5 a partner direct though?and here we got SMT at home instead
>>732345058MODS
>>732344773And last night people were posting moonshots of Persona and Final Fantasy.
>>732345170>50old....
There is 1 good thing about this direct and it's that there were no comfy farm sims.
GENERAL DIRECT TOMORROW!
>>732344847UE5 with an unfixed memory leak issue.
What games that are actually coming out any time soon on SW2 are worth looking forward to that won't be on PC?
>>732345170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DTFTw6OueY
>>732345032kyoto xanadu technically wasn't even new, that was just the first gameplay reveal of it
d-duskbloods is the good bloodborne, right bros?where was it?? was it shown?s-snoyds must be so mad, right?
>>732345008Ps5 is getting saros and Wolverine this year retard
>>732344889You will only get a pokemon direct and you will like it.
>>732345012>Ganbare Goemon collectionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH0vjUf3M1oNeat. Has 13 games included. Will America get it?
>>732345271Time --------> one way.
>another system gets video games? Better spam CP!Snoys are psychotic
so nothing excited was announced???
>>732345170
Sorry you didn't like the direct anon...
>>732344748ass/10genuine fucking 2, we've had week(s) of twitter announcements better than this shit
>>732345110what the FUCK
>>732345012I liked Another Eden but I don't think it was shown in the US Direct, was it? And I'm not sure if it's even an offline version or a port of the gacha.
>>732345151Sony is making the Zelda movie. The console wars only exists on gamers' minds
>>732345341Probably epsteins fucking gang, we know they shitpost here
>>732345294it was half-new, it was leaked
>tendies so mind broken by how bad the direct was they start posting CPLmfaoooo
>>732345324Zero fucking chance because the overwhelming majority of those games were never released in English
>>732344925Oh fug. I missed this. Revolt was amazing but I got into it after it had already come and gone. Would be nice to actually play online.
So what happened?
>>732345058pragmata spoiler
>>73234517050 year old cunny.... erotic...
Next direct will be better.
>>732345363Where else am I supposed to go? There is no 4chan retirement home.
real DIRECT happening NEXT WEEKtrust the plan
>>732345276Wrong, Dreamlight Valley was there.
we got fallout 4! snoys must be like buttblasted
>>732342003>>732342519Good prediction
>>732344747fuck
>>732345310Neat. Switch 2 has 6 Nintendo exclusives upcoming this year and 2 3rd party exclusives were announced today.
>>732345276Fuck you and your ball games>>732345389It had a subtitle I think? I hadn't seen it in so long I thought it EoS'd when I saw that.
>>732345443Usually wear this stuff when I'm DJing a set.
The most interesting thing i saw was bomberman.... kinda sad.
>>732345391No Im saying why would Sony sell their portion of this incredibly profitable studio?Also Sony Pictures has always acted not in line with Playstation. Forever, even when console wars were real.
>no persona 4 revivalsad
>>732345451Fair. I'm on my way to being you in 15 years anyway.
Japan rated this Direct 8/10
>>732345494>Fuck you and your ball games2 of the first 3 games shown on the JP direct were ball games...
>>732345064Summer
>>732345512Good shit. That's what the fuck I'm talking about!
>>732344748Going by all the replies here it was absolute garbage, couldn’t watch since I’m on the train underground but I can still go by replies here.
Everyone remember to delete your cache so that sick fuck doesn’t leave you with that shit on your devices
>>732345324I hope so but I doubt it.
Did the Japanese direct have anything? The English one had literally nothing except ports
>>732345379AAA games are more important, Scaty
>>732345535why would they announce it there? P3R sold like shit in switch 2
Starfield was delayed and therefore not shown in this direct
>>732345478>2 3rd party exclusives were announced today.They said "launching" so those are timed exclusives. >>732345389https://store.steampowered.com/app/4163960/Another_Eden_Begins/>This game requires a controller in order to play. >Playing with a keyboard and mouse isn't supported.
>>732344748I'm a very forgiving guy, but this was genuinely atrocious and a waste of my time. I can't rate it higher than 0 out of 10.
>>732345584we're all lying just to trick you.
>>732345451You're supposed to eventually stop browsing this site.You're here forever wasn't supposed to be a reality.
>>732345175And then after >of course nothing happened, it was a partner direct, you shouldn’t have expected anything
>>732345589why would II don't live in amuttrica
>>732345613>P3R sold like shit in switch 2If fatlus knew how to optimize its games better, it would have sold better
>>732342453Bomberman Collection (fucking finally)
>>732345650good girl
I honestly cannot tell from this thread if there was any games or not announced outside Oblivion, god damn.
>>732345650mine isnt that big....
>>732345671>You're supposed to eventually stop browsing this site.I need to get the scoops from somewhere to make my daily youtube gaming vids.
>>732344748Genuinely Dug Out My Switch 2 Box to Have it Near My Desk to Pack it Up and Sell at a Moment's Notice if the General Direct Isn't Fucking Amazing/10
>>732345724FFR7 rebirth was technically announced here but everyone expected it anyway
>>732345751It's a partner direct. What the hell were you expecting?
Unable to find any Etrian 6, we head north.
>>732345724Orbitals and Elliot is all I'm really interested in. Bomberman collection and Goemon collection also looked cool
>>732345556Exactlyand then there were MORE
>>732345706yeah it's always somebody else's fault. it's never nintendies
IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING WIIUGODDAMN IT
guys the doomposting is kicking in... i'm starting to regret the purchase. my switch has been collecting dust since release. i've been telling myself it'll get better, games will come out that will make it worth it. tell me things to make me cope out of it.. i can't bear it much longer..
>>732345751Nigga how strapped for cash are you if you gotta sell shit like this?
>>732345783games, ideally
>>732344748-1/10 theres still no reason to get a switch 2 btw
>>732345783Something ANNOUNCED! This was all just ports and updates to already anounced games.
>>732345801>even the next big switch 2 release is mario tennis>another ball gameit's over...the big game before this was metroid prime 4 which was a gun game...
>>732345751You're an embarrassment and a drama queen
>>732345815>>732345835You’ll survive
>>732345751Geniuninely your a spastick, consider neckig yourself
>>732345815Wiiu didn't even get 3rd party titles. They saw the extra screen and had a panic attack at needing to make another version.
>>732345815Were 6 months into the console. Let it cook.
My niece is sexy, cute and 9yo. Who wants to fuck her? She is experienced too
>>732345835give it to me pls, I can pay for shipping
>>732345072lol xd
It might actually be Wii U 2.0. Wii U had srong sales at the start before it collapsed since nobody wanted to switch from Wii to Wii u outside dedicated fans.
i bought switch 2 just for an excuse to play bravely again so im excited for that new asano game
>>732345835just play games on PC I guess. if nintendo won't make the games there's nothing you can do. you can't play games they refuse to make after all
>>732345815stfuWii U had near non-stop games, good games.The system itself sucked but never the games.Switch 2 is lackluster AND missing games.
>>732345901GET OUTCHOMO
>Check the post-live shit>PicrelHOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S NEVER LOOKED SO FUCKING HILARIOUSLY OVER AND DEAD AND DONE FOR. THEY KNOW THEY'RE FUCKED SO THEY PRE-EMPTED THE FUCKING COMMENTS SECTION BY JUST COMPLETLEY SHUTTING IT DOWN.>>732344752LAH MAO, OF COURSE THEY DON'T UNDER CUNTARO FUCK-YOU-KAWA THE EUROTRASH POKEFAGGOT'S LEADERSHIP WHEN WE KNOW THAT IT ISN'T HIM IN FUCKING CHARGE AND HE NEEDS TO BE PUT IN FUCKING PRISON FOR LIFE FOR BEING A FAGGOT CONMAN.
>>732345835I've been playing mine every day. I really don't understand you people.
>>732345449the real problem is when
>>732345751I get it, the Switch 2 has nothing interesting with a release date right now. I actually can't believe how weak this first year has been, July with DK was the last time something good released. It's been 7 months of fucking nothing.
Nintendo partner Direct: It was all games you could play on your Steamdeck.
>>732345954i still prefer my 'eck
>>732345512>>732345841Times are tough okay :(
>>732345671>You're here forever wasn't supposed to be a reality.Keep telling yourself that, bro.
>>732344805ZAMN! So much better than the direct!
>>732345783Every time
>>732345986buy me a steam deck pls
>>732345870>>732345873>2011+15>expecting game announcements at game showcasesthe industry is collapsing in on itself, games are bigger and take longer than ever to release. There was fuck all at the game awards, there was never going to be anything good here either.
>>732345718>Chuu>>732345727It doesn't matter if you need release anon
>>732346002I've been here since 2006 and I will always be one day away from leaving. It will not be my reality.
>>732345751lmao this struck a fucking nerve>NOOOO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOU FUCKING TRAITOR
>>732343092BURN IN FUCKING HELL.
this is something at least
>>732345986>*at medium settings and for about two hours and a half at a time
>>732346081I miss JAPAN TIME from around that era.
>>732346098Oh god here we go
>>732346068why does she have green teeth?
>>732345986Sometimes partner directs get exclusives that matter. Everything else yeah, I can just play on my Deck. Switch 2 has been a huge disappointment for me so far.
>>732345901why are americans like this
Where Duskbloods?
>>732345894Six months in and they already ran out of games
>>732346216hopefully cancelled
>>732345783New game annoucements from third party developers and not new AAA garbage that's been in their marketing cycle for the last 2 years, or ports of games from 10 years ago or collections of roms from 30 years ago
>>732346216Fuck off tripfag
>>732345835Same. Mine's getting more usage as a Switch Pro than a new game console entirely. Aside from Kirby Air Riders, I have nothing for it.
>>732346206It could be a chinaman.
>>732345815Tendo lost goodwill with me, after the Wii U flop, and I stopped buying their shit until it proved itself. I'm glad this wasn't a Day 1 for me right now. Dunno wtf is going on but I want no part in it at the moment.
>732344997>Ironically thinking that this was a good direct overallI'm keeping that (You).
>>732345064The Year 2030
>>732346296satoko...
>>732346216the real question is where is elden ring. how did they not announce a date? fucking hell lmao.
>>732345512Bomberman is based tho
Mario Kart DLC this time for sure guys!
>>732346232Theres more in the tank>>732346242Worse fate than Scalebound>>732346248Indeed. Its bottom of the barrel stuff.>>732346252Cant. Too important here. Generational poster, inaugural 4chan Hall of Fame inductee, recipient of the 4chan Lifetime Achievement award bestowed upon me at the 20th anniversary celebration on October 1st, 2023. Order up.
>>732346296is this sloppa or is there an artist who makes these
Was this the worst direct ever? 8 years between consoles and literally no games.
Get ready, I guarntee whenever the offical direct comes, it will be worse than the last, we're going through another 2016 dark age right now.
>>732345806See how Pragmata and RE 7 and 8 will sell much more than F3R just because Capcom does a better job of optimization than Atlus
this is why nintendo should not do partner directs unless they have something cool they're publishing from an outside developer that they wanna announce>but then it would be a gener-nah they've done it before with stuff like hyrule warriors
>>732346408https://youtu.be/dZ0crVzTqLw?si=YhxB2SoJJwmv2Sa2&t=161
Remember when new games would be announced at these?
If the tendie that was giving me shit yesterday about this direct being mostly ports is here, I will accept an apology.
i actually liked most of the stuff shown...
>>732346408this >>732346482people forget how shit the earliest directs actually were
>>732345751It makes me laugh that it's AI and all the retards here think it's realThe future terrifies me
somebody needs to die for that direct
>>732346384Sloppa, based on Toudori.
>>732346379*rapes you*
Last chance to post tag nonny
>no duskbloods>not even an update an the elden ring: tarnished editionthey are not getting to 60fps for either are they
>>732346532>i-i-it's AI!!!!cope
>>732346584Cant. 110% heterosexual.
>>732346532i recognize that anime girl
>>732346482Kek at shrek thriller. I stopped watching directs when they announced the smt x fe wii u game. I remember being so confused years later when I searched for it and learned it never happened kek
>>732346656Is Yuno from Hidamari Sketch not that popular?
>>732346585here you goslit your own throat
>>732346532How do you know its AI?
>>732346102I bet there will be something in it censored to shit in translation
>>732346682i just wanted an excuse to post that comic.
>>732345478PS5 will have gta 6 as well which decimates all of those in one sweep
>>732346764That's why you don't buy the Nintendo version at this point.
Epstein died for our sins. The sin was envy of his harem life on Earth
>>732346682Threads about being WIDE are popular
>direct so bad bingtrannies started ERPingLMAAOOOOOOO
>>732346098Brown coded port
>>732346895>making shit up
>>732346113Yeah. It's certainly better than shitch poo versions that run at lower settings than the PC low. I don't see how battery life matters since it comes with a charging cable.
>video privatedHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>732347007Nintenbros...
>>732347007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Ym9SCKFpc??
Would Trump pardon his bro Epstein?
>>732347068>likes and dislikes hidden
where's all the ambitious shitaside from pragmata, most of these could be straight remakes of lost snes games
>>732347107
>>732347090He literally killed him
>>732346463Orbitals is cool
