New Super Bowl tv spot out, it looks amazing:https://youtu.be/9xQ1EmUPiVkBut is it just me or they blew their load early? I don't know what else they can do for a 3rd movie now after seeing this, how can they go bigger than this?
>>732499908>how can they go bigger than this?By adapting Hotel Mario.
>>732499908>I don't know what else they can do for a 3rd movie now after seeing this, how can they go bigger than this?Super Mario Universe
>>732499908>how can they go bigger than this?They can show my D.
>>>/tv/
>"super mario galaxy">it's actually Odyssey but with Rosalina shoehorned into it
>>732500564the famous neo bowser city from odyssey
>>732501241the famous sand kingdom and tostarena from super mario galaxy
>>732500517Cope
>>732500564It's several settings that could be their own movie shoved into one. They only went with the Galaxy branding because of its anniversary
>>732499908Kino
>>732499908R*ddit slop, I hate it
>>732501814>They only went with the Galaxy branding because of its anniversaryBut Galaxy's milestone anniversary of 20 years is next year. They went with Galaxy because it's popular and the re-releases were done to coincide with the movie.
>>732503516its a movie for children
>>732499908>it looks amazing
>>732504206Its competition are the Sonic movies, which are visually ugly. It easily clears every other video game movie on looks alone.
ONE BILLIE
>>732504298This but plot is good too
>>732499908Im not watching this slop
>>732499908>zero black washed charactersI am seeing this day 1
>>732499908Luigis Mansion of course
>>732504591We are entering the white man's century. Even the Olympics opening was all white. The age of the woke is over.
>>732503516>>732504450>>732504206Okay, snoy.
>>732499908If they don't release Galaxy 3 after all of this, it will be calamitous
>>732505491This
>>732505491*Odyssey 2
>>732504012Not an excuse. Plenty of kids films are good>>732504902I'm a Nintendo fan. I hate that illumination are doing this with an IP I love. This isn't Mario
>>732508570>I'm a Nintendo fan.kek, found your problem. i'll enjoy the movie when i take my kid to see it, but i haven't given a fuck about tendieslop this millennium so i'm not worried about the sanctity of Mario or whatever.
>>732500564>>732501241>>732501343The movies are clearly not meant to be adaptations of the games themselves and are just pulling stuff from all over the place. That's fine in my opinion. You don't need some epic story plot or character development or anything. If Mario and pals go "Bing Bing Wahoo" that's enough for me.
>>732499908haha
>super EPIC trailer percussionEnough
>>732499908>bigger than thisthey'll have to go smallerlike bowser's inside story haha
>>732499908>how can they go bigger than this?Villains of the third and likely final movie can be wario and waluigi, hired as mercenaries to break bowser jr. and bowser out of jail. The koopalings and daisy also show up as mercenaries.
>>732511003what would the hahaposting of bowser's inside story be like
>>732511206>third>finalLol, lmao. They're going to Marvel it, anon. Smash Bros. is going to be their Avengers.
>>732511279imagine if 4chan existed when our childhood game bowsers insde story was coming out, the haha posting would've been crazy
It took them one movie to create another cyberpunk interpretation of the Mushroom Kingdom.1993 bros win again.
>>732500564>Cries because the movie is not loyerally just Mario GalaxyHow austistic are you?
>>732511682it is kind of dumb though. Why don't they just pick a plot, instead of trying to make every Mario game into one movie?They're going to spend like five minutes in each of these environments.
The movie looks event more hyperactive than the first. At least we had a few calm travel moments and emotional dialogs. this is 101% just noise and action.
A straight forward SMB2 adaptation, where the four have to work together as a team, with maybe Yoshi and Bowser included in there somewhere, would have been fine really.>dude, it's rosalina!>dude, it' Bowser Jr!>dude, locations from like seven different games!Bro, calm down.
>>732509194Why is there no hole? Where do the eggs come from?
>>732504298>speedracer>zethura>hitman>resident evil movies even though they sucked besides extinctionhow long have you been under a rock
>>732499908Will be outgrossed by Michael
>>732499908The first one was so bad I'm just not watching
>>732512951half of those aren't even video game movies, and the mid 00's Resident Evil and Hitman movies aren't exactly a high bar.
Next movie will probably have Wario. Everybody likes Wario.
>>732499908>Vore fetishismUh...
Prince Bob-Omb hasn't forgotten about you.
>>732512951The first Mario movie is better than any of those, maybe except Speed Racer which isn't a videogame movie. The fact you're bringing up the absolutely fuckawful RE movies is baffling though. If you're that desperate to pad your list, why not go with the Prince of Persia movie? At release everyone was calling it "the first good videogame movie".
Sonic Movies still look more entertaining
>>732515782They don't, the only half-remarkable aspect of them is Carrey playing it up as Eggman but other than that, they're totally forgettable (not like the Mario movie is a materpiece by any means)
im straight, but it's bad how Yoshi is more sexually attractive than crack whore Peach in this film.Rosalina at least looks cute
>>732499908doing galaxy second is a true retard move. Galaxy is the endpoint for stakes. it cant go any bigger. even odyssey is a step down. dumb fucks.
>>732515943>im straight>Yoshi is more sexually attractive than PeachI've got some bad news for you, anon.
>>732516136If you just up the emotion, anything can feel grander. Odyssey still feels quite vast even coming after a full galaxy. It is because it really focuses on the feeling of a grand exploration and meeting many new people. Mario movie 3 should be about loli Pauline learning to feel proud of her pubescent body. The human element would make it stand out more than anything else.
>>732499908It's it just me, or is this the least gay Yoshi has ever been?
>>732514473>>732514884considering that speed racer only got its relevance from the wii era i would hypothetically say that movie adaption was more of an advertisement for its wii game, considering it came out right after the movie released in theaters so that's why i called it a video game adaption even if it started as a show but zethura,to me, it theoretically counts considering the main premise of the movie or book was that the main characters play a game board that plays like video game, also the fact i thought the gameboard actually existed considering for its time it would be a cool ass gameboard >>732514884also, in my defense Milla Jovovich mostly carried the show, while hollywood bogged it down but extinction was a step up from its previous movies, but to take away from i was kind of bummed out that tokuro and shinji didn't consider actually putting Alice into any of the resident evil games they've released throughout the years, also i didn't know that there was prince of Persia movie until just you told me, also if op said video animated video game adaption i would've agreed with him
the first movie was shit. the second will be worse
>>732517256I unironically almost teared up during part of it. Although it was more because I was overthinking a dumb theory I had and it hit at the worst time.
>Illumination oh god, again?
>>732517562Illumination is a based, anti-woke animation studio, disneyadult
>>732500564You can see plot points from SMB2, SMB3, SMW, Yoshi's Island, SMS, SMG, SMO, Yoshi's SafariBirdo, Mouser, Snifit in a scene where Birdo fights PeachLuigi in the frog suit fighting boss bass from SMB3Yoshi from super mario worldBaby Mario and Baby Luigi from Yoshi's IslandBowser Junior and his paint brush from Super Mario SunshineThe name of the film plus Lumas, plus the star launchers, plus 2 of the bosses as well as Rosalina from Super Mario GalaxyTostarenans and realistic t-rex from Super Mario Odyssey.Super Scope from Yoshi's Safari.It's absolutely all over the show, and probably features plot points from Super Mario 64.
>>732516675oh, you mean with 12 year old pauline getting fucked by Donkey Kong's expanded dong?
>>732511869This is how movie trailers are. We're going to get a nice romantic scene where Mario gives Peach the Parasol gift
>>>/tv/ is that way niggers
>>732518870No one wants to use the reddit board
>>732519381And yet you're discussing the reddit movie.
>>732515782They are, since they usually are building up stories using the game as the templates which looks like 4 is going to be Sonic CD mixed with the OVA with time emerald shenanigans.
>>732504591>>zero White erased charactersfix'd that lad
>>732520187This is the 4chan movie lowprettiactually though
>>732522410Sure, /tv/ loves all kinds of slop, you should go there. This is a board for video games.
