https://topsters.org/Top left to bottom right is based on when I realized they belonged to my 5x5 @_@
Normalfag/10
>>732729669Kys>>732730585Lys
>>732730585>site put a fucking denoiser on it without me noticingfor fuck sakes
>>732730839Kek what a retard
>>732730897Meant for >>732729669
>>732730585The irony of this post is absolutely unreal, these threads attract the hugest retards and casual shitters. Why do we even still have them?
>spec ops>bf4>tf2Ok, I guess. Not a fan of anime. I wanted to include GTA 4, but replaying it is a slog, I just can't do it. Fallout 3 was my first open world RPG and I was obsessed with it when I was 13, but I haven't touched it since and I'm glad I didn't.
>>732730938Post your own then faggot. Nut up or shut up.
>>732730938>tranime.jpg
>>732730987>Post your own then faggotWhy? How about you post yourself playing a video gamehttps://youtu.be/6JknW_tb6yc
>>732731049>it's the fucking avatarfaggotjust kill yourself already you embarrassment
>>732730941>Ok, I guess. Not a fan of anime.Anime is for Losers and women~ V-V us MEN only watch cartoons~~~~
>>732730585One day I'll play Yggdra Union. I liked Riviera and loved Knights in the Nightmare, no idea why I skipped over it.Happy to see Super Puzzled Cat on one of these too, it's been on my backlog for awhile.
>>732731083You can't post 10 seconds of yourself playing a video game that's not absolutely embarassing. And that goes for everyone in this thread. Don't act like you're superior to even the dumbest most boring normalfaggot
>>732731030Better than pepe/wojakfags
>>732731226>And that goes for everyone in this threadI have posted +10K screenshots in /vg/ that proves my skills in the ge from my list V-V
>>732731226I can actually.
>>732731282https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/vrawHS1M7BrCvH8sGie80Q/
>>732731282>>732731462This is embarrassing...
>>732731462You know, if I search the butthurt guy linking the archives constantly on /v/ I can see all the shitty cancerous threads on /v/ you make and the type of garbage you dump here
>>732729669>3x3 thread>posts a 5x5yikes! just say "grid thread" then or something. anyways, mostly lame choices. hotline miami is cool and so is 999.>>732730585i want to play an etrian odyssey, but the HD versions seem inefficient when it comes to the mapping mechanic and i don't have a modded 3DS to pirate it (not buying a copy, that shit is probably expensive). DS lite died and my old R4 doesn't work on the 3DS.glad to see noita is becoming certified /v/core.>>732730941some good, some bad, certified edge.>>732731179NEO TWEWY is great. knights in the nightmare was always too big brain for me.>>732731298based noita enjoyer.>>732731308gross.>>732730938you should really kill yourself.
>>732729669>Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi.>Saya no Utabased but rest gay>>732730585>Breath of Fire IVkino>>732731179>13 Sentinelsalso kino>>732731308>Espgaluda>Sin & Punishment Star Successor>Odin's Spherei might love you
>>732731568But you can't so stay mad spamming faggot.
>>732731638>gross>he likes MGSV and Kingdom HeartsYour boos mean nothing, I see what makes you cheer.
>>732731638What kind of enormous faggot lists kingdom hearts as their favorite game. There are thousands upon thousands of games and you chose that. Imagine how disgusting this person must be. And imagine how few video games they've played.
>mostly lame choices.>but rest gay/v/ is really filled with contrarians...
>>732731651>EspgaludaMy nigga.+SH1-3>GitS>DoA 4>Sexy Parodius>NG2>IIDX 12Picrel
>>732731751>>732731802kingdom hearts is great.
>>732732110
I wish people would make a list that isn't just nostalgiashit of games they haven't played in decades.
>>732731226Shut up faggot
>>732732110You're a newfag shit eater and it's easy to tell who fits in this group because they always rush into these threads to proclaim their taste is le "/v/-core" when in reality it's the handful of spamming schizos that have been ruining this place for years and don't play anything.
>>732732110No
>>732731802kingdom hearts is amazing >>732732214i got one game on here thats kinda recent. its hard to put brand new games in because it isnt clear if they will stand the test of time yet
>>732732229jesus dude can you at least try
>>732732570>angered by a meme webmThe absolute state of you
>>732732214also part of the game is the experience you had playing it, just on a pure gameplay level theres probably a bunch of games I can put over pokemon white 2 but nothing can replace the time I put into that game.
>>732732551>kingdom hearts is amazingSee >>732732160
>>732733241everything itt is opinions
>>732732214Nostalgia is indeed a big part of your experience... same for you posting this anime guy who is from a bad anime just because you liked his show when you were younger...
>>732733592Touche.
Just posting this so I can call >>732730938 a faggot as someone who frequents shmup threads and has to deal with the cumguzzler.
>>732729669I resisted the urge to make this a top 50.
>>732729669
>>732733702>someone who frequents shmup threadsBruh you don't play shmups
>>732730938Hate to break it to you but whining like a woman in every thread isn't going to turn you into one.
>>732734002>Bruh you don't play shmups>dude literally has Mushi Futari in his 3x3
postin
>>732734002I play them enough, fuckboy. Don't want to fill my 3x3 with the same genre even if there's three 2D platformers.
>>732734081Not only am I a man, I am extremely intimidating and masculine, and I can see my opponents quake in fear as they read my posts
>>732734264
>>732734081Putting something in your 3x3 doesn't mean you play it, there's plenty of that here. Futari can also mean a lot of things. Futari Black Original is a very easy game. I just clear it out of boredom sometimes because it looks cool, like I don't even need to practice it. The other modes in Futari? Not so much. And there's a lot of shmups out there, like we have to go pretty far down the list before we find shmups that are worse than SMT3 or disgaea 4 or super metroid or cave story. Like there's a lot of really good games out there in general dude, not just shmups, and there's a lot of garbage in that chart.. Like don't just lie to me dude, I can tell. Charts in these threads are primarily 2 things:>games I played when I was 8>a game I "vibed" with enough to actually finish onceLike I can look at the crap you play and tell you ain't playing it.
>>732734264god he's retarded AND so gay
Turns out that topsters has flash games too. Bowmaster Prelude deserves more praise.
>>732734590best itt
>>732734368Okay, then take this and shove it up your urethra.
>>732734590wtf? I might make a flash game chart then one of these days
>>732734682post batrider 1cc
>>732734682oh my god its kino and based..
>>732734793Mushihimesama is the best thing Cave ever did. Both games.
Ya'll need to make the cuts and keep it to 3X3. This 5X5/whatever bullshit is just bloat.>7327305852/2 Doom SM. >7327311790/1 13 Sentinels. I keep thinking about trying Elona at least once but never make time.>7327312981/1 Zelda. >7327313084/6 Welcome back. What's your next shooter purchase? I whinged on R Type Delta HD.>7327316381/3 Katamari / BB DKC2. I have to concur with others in wondering why you or anyone would have a KH game held that high.>>732732110No, it's really not.>732731651That you have a IIDX on here is what compelled me to even post in this thread but really, make the cuts.>7327325511/2 FE / KH. Welcome back. When I last spoke with you I was earlier in my latest Engage run. I built Alfred up to a Wolf Knight this time and he's at least decent, yeah. I think the game does more right than wrong in any case.>7327337023/4 Futari SM SMT / MMX. Someone made a BMS conversion of a bunch of DJMax songs but they're all 7key charts, and I only play 14. Hopefully AI will cure that kind of problem sooner than later.>7327341280/2 Dig Dug and Moon Patrol. Welcome back.>732734682lol 5/5 Top two rows, less Gradius (never got around to it). I actually somehow never played TSS, and it gets lots of love. I should seek that out the next time I'm at Ghost. See kids? 9 shooters and nary a mention of Treasure, it's that easy.
>>732734350>>732734541Can either of you beat my benchpress? It's 115 lbs. I doubt you can. God, everyone on /v/ is so inferior to me its unreal
>>732734950Marry me.
>>732734889This is /our3x3/~
>>732734885agreed, finally played futari last year and it was one of the best experiences with a shmup ive had, been meaning to buy mushi HD for 360 for a while now
>>732733797>I resisted the urge to make this a top 50.fuck it ill do it, i made it kinda quick so im probably over looking stuff, also not really in much of an order
>>732734950Used to move fire truck parts with my bare hands in a factory stupid nigger, I don't keep track of that shit nor do I think I'm cool being a little bitch on a basket weaving forum
>>732735135worst list itt with ease
>>732735193actually yeah this is totally fucked
>>732735193>Welcome back. When I last spokwhats bad about it?
>>732735317>whats bad about it?question should be "what is not bad about it"...
>>732735393im in no rush, id like to hear your opinion
>>732735135>not a single good game in therejust admit you have shit taste
I was in the middle of typing something along the lines of "am I the last sentient human being on /v/?" But then I realized, well I'm probably the last legitimate ubermensch on this planet. No one is as spiritually, mentally, or physically pure as I am. Every other human being is either braindead cattle or some flavor of disgusting degenerate. I feel like I'm the main character of life more and more with each passing day.
>>732735583based....
>>732735546okay I have shit taste, now what?
>>732730941++ Dead Space 2, Prey+Far Cry 2, Dead Space 2023, MGS4Really wish OG Dead Space made the list
>>732735583you and essayfag should bang. you have the same delusions of grandeur and levels of misanthropy despite both being the gayest annoying retards i've seen on this site in years and years.
>>732735804Unironically, you've just proven the point made in that post and you'll never realize why.
>>732734682Holy shit, I haven't said 9/9 in years but damn, you're my omega nigga. Would play all of these (well, the ones that go 2-player, which is most of them) with you for hours.
Who ordered the melty today?I thought this would be a comfy thread
>>732735916>shit games thread becomes a good games threadThis is a problem how?
>like we have to go pretty far down the list before we find shmups that are worse than [the single most beloved SMT title next to strange journey] or [grindan game with a /v/ cult following] or [game which helped build an entire genre] or [game which further pushed indies that pretty much nobody earnestly hates unless they were filtered by ballos]whew lad
>>732735957Stop embarrassing yourself
>>732735973don't encourage him
>>732735973I can't just let this post slide. SMT is an utterly abhorrent retard series dude.
>>732729669whoopsie daisy
>>732736084One more bad opinion rejected.
>>732736107dude...
Pickme
>>732736220Nah, fatlus niggers are the dumbest most delusional manbabies ever and they always have been.
>wojak>gigantic wall of text I'm not gonna readnot even worth a (you)
>>732735916Most 3x3 threads for a while now have had the same style of posts with the same dozen reaction images derail and pull in (You)s until they're like this, just people biting the hook over and over. Barely a point to them anymore.
>>732736294>Twisted Metal 2>The Raid: Redemption>Crank>Hardcore Henry>Hobo With a Shotgun>Hard-Boiled>Reservoir Dogs>Machete>Army of Darkness>Big Trouble in Little China>Postal 2>Max Payne>Devil May Cry 1>Carmageddon >Quake>Serious Sam and DOOMYou got me. You got me good. Add more to the list. Could I also recommend you put in Killing Floor 1 instead of 2?
>>732736453You should have stopped when it became the same dudes posting the same charts over and over and asking how their day is going and shit. This is a massive improvement over how bad it was.
>>732734889I need to get around to making a more updated favorites one of these daysBeen quite a few recent titles I want to slap on there but feel like it would do better as a separate chart
>>732736294Why do zoomers get so mad when they see people enjoy themselves? I thought they wanted le sincerity.
>>732736659I'm 36 years old. Being a slop obsessed retard is not commendable.
>>732736528>the same dudes posting the same charts over and over and asking how their day is going and shit. This is a massive improvement over how bad it was.That was lame but this is worse. At least the former had people talking about games in-between the stupid pleasantries and not just people falling for elitism trolling over and over.>>732736625I still wonder why they put so much effort into this Dig Dug redesign and then never used it again, not even in NXC's loose sequels.
>>732736773>36 year old zoomerEmbarrassing.
>>732736826>That was lame but this is worseIts not even close to being as bad.>At least the former had people talking about games in-betweenNo, and all they played was dogshit because it was a huge echo chamber, which is how you get people praising platinum games. These ass patting threads need to go.
im not proud
>>732736453Dude get real. I am /v/'s last guardian. The final bastion of old 4chan culture. Without me putting redditors like you in your place, this place would be completely worthless. Not liking it 99% isn't anyway. And that goes for the rest of the world, too. It's sad knowing that the last breath of human greatness will die with me. But I live healthy and stress-free, so who knows? Maybe all the slovenly sloplovers around the world will either die of suicide or heart attacks their pig-like diet cause, and I can teach the new generation how to excel past their parents' ruined potential. Probably not, but its good to be optimistic.
Oh no no he's serious
>>732736947This would unironically not be that bad if it was not for tales being on there
>>732729669Honorable mention for Bionic Commando remake >>732736107very baste
>>732736947>Berseria>NFL 17>2 fucking ARK gamesyou should be ashamed
>>732737063I don't think a single person who doesn't let e-celebs form opinions for them has every praised undying
>732735020>MinecraftThe novelty of VR and a busywork checklist had me invested in No Man's Sky to chase the platinum trophy, but I never played it for a minute after that. Minecraft I only tried once for ten minutes, merely for the sake of saying that I at least played it once, and summarily dropped it. I need structure. >>732736625Self introspection is always good. I keep the same asking the same questions of myself too. On one hand, I think of a few that probably don't make the cut anymore, but then I don't know what else to replace them with. But yes, it's not good to stay too stagnant when it's possible to evolve. That's life, man.
>>732736947this is pretty varied, I like that
>>final bastion of old 4chan culture >shits on cave story bait used to be believable
>>732737135I can't think of a single e-celeb that has praised Undying, but good on them. Would also add Jericho but the cliffhanger ending detracts a few points.
>>732736826Yeah the decisions made with my digger have been baffling over the years to say the least
>>732737185Finally some good fucking food
>>732737185this was almost good, but putting stuff like blaster master and mw4 and magical pop on there just makes me realize you're retarded
>>732737278MW4 is good wtf
>>732735742+system shock and AvP 1 (best one)>>732736341+I have no mouth and I must scream>>732737185+rando of blood
>>732737305If umihara kawase is a 10/10, MW4 is like a 3/10
>>732734889>No, it's really not.>I have to concur with others in wondering why you or anyone would have a KH game held that high.because it is fun. good combat, cool monster designs, not too long and not too short, ridiculous premise that somehow works despite being stupid as fuck. a lot of the aspects of the game are mediocre in isolation but the games are more than a sum of their parts.
>>732737367Umihara is not a 10/10. I love it but those bosses are fucking horrendous.
>>732737591>not too long and not too shortSounds like best game ever material
>732736951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j--NH5nbrk
>>732737605I'm saying relative in quality, not that Umihara Kawase is an actual 10/10. (Shun fixes the bosses, kind of, by the way) MW4 is barely even a video game, like the level design is so lazy I remember one of the levels even having a "waiting a minute, that card" moment. It may even be the very first game to do it.
Most recently played.Was on a shmup kick last week.Played some fightan gaims with my fiancée over the weekend.Doing some rhythm games today to get my fat ass some exercise.
>>732738709>fiancée >dengeki bunkothere aint no way she doesnt have a penis
>>732738709Miku has a fitness game?
>>732734889I could've replaced Gradius with CRS68K. Gradius is great until you die once.
>>732738761She's a XX female, anon.>>732738771Fit Boxing, at least. It's okay, though I find myself just replaying half of the 30-ish songs. Thinking of getting the Fist of the North Star version, or maybe Ring Fit.
video games>>7327296692/3I did not care for minecraft>>7327309411/1+Mario Galaxy>>7327312982/2+KSS, TF2>>7327316381/1+DKC2>>7327316511/1+OOT (although I played the 3DS version)>>7327325512/3+White 2, BBCFdidn't care for SA2 no matter how many times i've played it>>7327337023/3+Mega Man X, Project M, Cave Story>>7327337976/7I gotta try more final fantasy games at some point>>7327338576/7Tooie is a game I don't know if I'd still love it if I replayed it, but I remembered liking it when I last played it almost a decade ago>>7327345904/4I remember Riddle School and Raft Wars from when I was in elementary school
>>732738861>there's a fist of the north star version
>>732739127It doesn't have gore, but you do get to beat niggas up. If I had one tip for the Fit Boxing games (and a common complaint), make sure to really shake the joycons downward when you do the ducks/weaves, the game is very forgiving with all the punch inputs, even doing the wrong ones, except for those.
>>732729669pretty nifty site desu
>>732734889>and nary a mention of Treasure, it's that easy.Hey now, Gradius V is kino.
>>732741619Gradius in general kinda sucks ass
>>732741881Why? V actually lets you grab your options and recover when you die.
>>732729669+VC, Alien shooter, HM>>732730585+Noita>>732730941How's mirror's edge? >>732737063BASED>>732739657What's INFRA ?
>>732742095Gradius syndrome is really that big a deal for me since when I play shmups I'm generally trying to avoid getting put in a recovery situation anyways. I just find the whole trail gimmick really boring, (and gradius very specifically has a way it expects you to set up trail shots) shields are boring, walls are boring, the scoring systems is boring, the hitbox sucks, the whole wall regen thing is annoying. Like every staple gimmick of gradius and its spin-offs just sucks ass. I actually *do* like treasure, to some degree, I think RSG is pretty good and Ikaruga is great. But I don't like a single gradius game, like at all.
>>732742396>Gradius syndrome is*isn't
>>732742168first person puzzle game where you go around abandoned urban environments. it was made in source so it's got those hl2 vibes going on. pretty cool if youre an exploration fiend since it's filled to the brim with secrets and alternate paths.
what does "only KINO ED mean?"also I dont think Ive played a gopd (great) videogame in months at this point.
>>732735876kek is this an essayfag larp? he says this alot
>>732742396>the hitbox sucksV's hitbox is literally a 2x2 pixel square, though.But, fair enough, if you don't like what makes Gradius "Gradius," it's understandable.
>>732742948it probably is just him. he lurks in every single 3x3 thread but never posts anymore (because i call him a faggot).
>>732734950>115not gonna lie you mog the fuck out of me I'm sorry for disrespecting you
>>732743135>V's hitbox is literally a 2x2 pixel square, though.That's not true, when you collect a shield it blows up like 5x its original size. Its really odd. And like I don't know dude, like do you really think a shmup where you spend like 75% of a stage blowing away fart gas can't be one of the top anything? Like so much of gradius is like "okay, park your trails here and just chill" and then you get slammed with a screenful of aids, then you go back to just waiting around. Like to me, if you aren't moving around in a shmup that's just bad. There's no reason to not always be zipping around in a shmup. I think Toaplan is a better "old" shmup dev than Konami.
>>732733592Nostalgia is not a part of the experience.Nostalgia is often associated with a false memory of what a game was.The game experience of your past likely won't be the experience you have today if you decided to replay the game.Remembering something fondly and being like "this is my heckin' favorite" is essentially you living a delusional lie because if you played that game you'd probably put the game down after 20 minutes and never touch it again.It's the kind of mentality a juvenile has.
>>732743221>he lurks in every single 3x3 threadno i dont, /v/ is just garbage and worthless and i barely play games anymore because theyre all shit so theres no hope in videogames.
>>732743403Someone with a brain the size of a walnut will respond to this in earnest. Even after reading this post, they will still fall for it.
test
>732743403>732743438incredible.
I feel like venting about my leaking roof in my sun room I cannot smoke in peace and it's pissing me off very much so, one of the lights started fucking leaking
Told you there'd be at least one walnut brain that'd fall for it
>>732743370>>732743370you are a fool. nostalgia is absolutely a part of the experience. there is no such thing as an objective experience. when i list my favourite movies, i always list nightmare before christmas. is it the best movie ever? no. but when i was a kid it felt like it and it was absolutely formative for me when it comes to knowing what i like and what arouses my attention. everything gets compared to it. i can recognize that there are better stop motion films, better films that use german expressionist aesthetics, better musicals, better holiday movies, better in every regard. but i will always compare them against nightmare before christmas because it was formative and thus is one of my favourites. it isn't living a lie, it is living the truth of your experience.favourites are not necessarily "the best". they are what resonated with you the most, whether that was today or twenty years ago.
>>732743221I'm gunna be honest, its incredibly insulting that you could even imply I'm someone else. I have worked hard to curate my image on 4chan, and I take pride in people recognizing my posts. I swear, I'm way too good for this board. Nitwits, all of you
>>732744053>I have worked hard to curate my image on 4chan, and I take pride in people recognizing my posts.>curating a recognizable identity on an anonymous imageboardkill yourself.
>>732744053I think we should breed and ask our child what they think on this matter
these are the last videogames i played to completion. fear includes the two expansions.
>>732744053NTA but I assure you a lot more people would be willing to genuinely engage with you if you didn't attach an*me to every single post of yours. You are essentially announcing to a thread "hey, im an attention whoring pedophile faggot!".You have an entire board for that, and twitter as well if you wish to be some sort of autistic microcelebrity.
>>732744470I'm gunna be real with you dawg, posting cats went out of style once people started using them for AI.
>>732744661Wtf Coco?
>>732744626And posting anime went out of style the moment it got heavily associated with incels and online groomers.How do you like them apples?
>>732743364>when you collect a shield it blows up like 5x its original size. Its really oddYes, the shield has a larger hitbox, but when it's disappeared, your ship's actual hitbox is tiny. You can squeeze between the narrowly-placed lasers that some bosses spit out, at the sacrifice of your shield.At least V was a much better game than IV. Somehow, after releasing the best (at the time) Gradius game with Gaiden, KCET lost their talent and shat out IV, most uninspired game in the series with the worst checkpoints imaginable. Only its soundtrack is a redeemable quality.
>>732744867>most uninspired game in the series with the worst checkpoints imaginableTo be fair I don't think there is a single truly good shmup with checkpoints. There is absolutely no way to integrate checkpoints into a game without absolutely crippling stage design. Rank replaced it for a good reason.
>>732745593You like Toaplan, didn't you enjoy Grind Stormer? The checkpoints felt pretty generous, particularly right before bosses. Also, most old Compile/Hudson shmups.
>>732745692I wouldn't say any Toaplan shmup is anything approaching the best shmup. They're just better than konami.
