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Why were the trees from aqua teen hunger force trying to kill me?

ZAMN

>>732825683
Frotting with me.

>>732825991
>it's another loner mistaking lust for kinship

>>732825683
servicing Zelda in her chambers every night

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>>732825898
Link's not real, but you can always frot with me

>>732825991
>friends
lol lmao, you were a sextoy.

>>732825991
>>732826861
No one
Not a soul
Literally not one single being in existence that ever breathed a single breath
The most racist homophobic furry femboy nazi CS major:

>>732826578
God, I NEED a maid dress like that!

>>732826861
I bet you got spitroasted you little faggot.

>>732825683
nintendo really seem to struggle to get games out now. botw was a decade ago and the dlc took 6 years to make

based on that, a new game might be out in like, 2035? if we're lucky

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>>732827215
Only twice actually. I knew a gay couple who would sometimes invite me over. Most of the time they were all over each other and I helped out, but a two times that put their full attention on me, which felt great, but was also quite overwhelming and exhausting

>>732827286
All AAA game devs are like that now.
One game each generation (human generation, not console generation).
We can thank graphicsniggers for that.

damn that's a lot of fiction here

>>732827491
not that anon, but you have no idea how easy it is in the gay scene to get into this stuff. I installed Grindr and it felt like I could've hooked up with guys in less than an hour

>>732827543
so you are willing to lose your dignity to be a glorified cum dumpster and they too are for they'd be willing to cum in a lardass pipe?

>>732825991
>>732827349
How many STDs did you get?

Is oil wrestling fun? I want to grope an oily twink maybe jerk him off while he has my balls in his mouth.

>>732826578
idk sounds gay

>>732826578
pp size?

>>732826578
why do women like this
I get the appeal for men because they are homos

>>732827349
Post your fruity hole.

>>732825683
I play the nipslop for she

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>>732828201
5.5 inches

>>732827626
None, actually. I never did random hookups and everyone was quite trusted.

>>732828364
Cute size, needs to be slapped and bullied by one bigger (mine)

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>Get one woman a month to match with me on dating programs
>Could get a boyfriend in a month if I pretend to be gay on dating programs
This says a lot about society.

>>732828364
Post old photos plz

>>732828534
>especially uncut ones at least 7 inches
Thats me

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>>732828495
Women in the western realm are fucked beyond belief. Either try Asian girls or go full homo and find a bro to also be your husband

>>732827286
The problem is that they are letting doomed developments snowball for too long, multi-year delays have become routine and obvious excuses for missed milestones like open world are being accepted.
Everyone working on these projects in management has been promoted well beyond their comfort zone in a classic application of the Peter principle and are now either floundering when it comes to actually communicating their ideas or are posing unreasonable demands that they don't really have the relevant context for anymore.
>>732827351
Games are kind of less impressive now graphically relative to just how easy and capable modern tools are, so I would blame management niggers for that.
>>732828283
Because we flipped the script in the enlightenment era with shit like the great male renunciation (because for whatever reason this was an era where people thought that syphilitic gambling addicts had all the right ideas) and since then men have been forced to be utilitarian and unornamented, but genetically both men are predisposed to being peacocks in frilly clothing and women are predisposed to liking that.

I'm having April Fool's day flashbacks

>>732828746
Wanna trade pics? Maybe drop tag

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>>732827065
tranny reddit meme kys

Keep talking about how you get your holes stretched. I'm kinda in the middle of something here

>>732825991
Yeah, dorm life was something else. But I lost my roommate-with-benefits to covid. He didn't die or anything, just had to move back home because dorms shut down and we drifted apart.

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>>732825683
>Love crossdressing, especially in games but also in real life.
>No interest in sex of any kind, especially out of marriage and non-reproductive.

>>732828973
>>732825991
>>732826861
>>732827349
>>732828309
>>732828678
>>732828746
>4chan is filled to the brim with chuds
>meanwhile your average discussion the moment someone says they're a bit gay

Is 4chan secretly the most woke place on the net?

>>732825683
I've got twinkification fatigue

I'm fat and balding

>>732829183
Nah that's just manly man talking. you wouldnt get it fag

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Trying to get a tummy like link is very hard
I want to be able to take some nice pics and impress my crush in hope he'll love me back

>>732825991
I went on a grindr spree a couple years ago and it was fun, had to stop though cause I was getting scared of stds and people kept catching feelings when that wasn’t what I was going for and rejecting people doesn’t feel good

>>732829303
Show tummy.

>>732828534
>Though they intimidate me for fucking, I always take forever to get used to it without it hurting like a bitch
Whats the biggest youve taken?
Bit over 8 here and it can be messy

>>732825683
I wish I had a cute bro in whose ass I could bust, but I'm extremely antisocial and mentally ill.

>>732829189
shit taste

>>732829183
There's no contradiction. You can consider someone pleasant company and fun to fool around with while still not want that person to get into position of power and start running things in your country. It's not even specifically gay thing. It's pretty much how many straights think about women.

>>732829675
>hey I like you and want to be together but I also think you're a subhuman and you aren't allowed to be successful on life
yeah bro that's how it works I would LOVE to have someone say that to me

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>>732828695
One time, I allowed men to match with me on Tinder out of curiosity for an hour. In that time, I got 5 guys interested in me. I don't know if I would go through with it. At my age, all the cute men suffered twink death, and there are no cute traps. Plus, the gay community.mp3 has its own set of cancer and problems to deal with.

>>732829658
You are literally gay

You think there are a lot of men turning prison gay because of how shit modern women are?

>>732829754
Look i love you and i want you to be happy. But i dont think gays should be allowed to vote or enter office, same for woman and non-whites.

>>732829883
Yeah
Just look at the state of /v/
Remember that coof april fools event?

>>732829779
>twink death
Loving someone for who they are and not their appearance is the key to a happy life
But yeah, twinks really hit the wall extremely hard

>>732825683
hopefully real dungeons
but knowing how retarded nintendo is, we'll get another open world game with a master sword made out of glass

>>732825991
>>732826861
You need to seek God out bro. What you have done here is not right and you will one day have to answer for these crimes you have committed against God's Law and design for your life by willingly engaging in and allowing yourself to continue on in this sinful lifestyle.

It would be infinitely better for you to come to that realization now then repent before God and ask Jesus to forgive you and save you from this depravity rather than continue with it and end up coming to the exact realization I am asking you to come to now but in death when you will know you have no other way to repenting anymore, and you will forever be anguished by the fact that you will know the reason you will be separated from God for the rest of eternity will be due to your own fault, and no one else's.

>>732830148
KEK

I wish I had gone bi in college but now I'm old and need to settle down with a girl

>>732830148
Wanna know something funny the most depraved gay sex i ever had was with a bible thumper. We fucked like rabbits for a weekend and on sunday we visited his church together, it was really nice. Good kisser too

>>732830247
Girls are so fucking boring
Fuck women
Fuck their shit "hobbies"
Fuck them all

>>732830324
Anglican, I presume.

>>732830247
You need to settle things down with God, not women. A woman isn't going to save you from anything nor is she going to actually bring you any long term joy or happiness. You will desperately seek marriage and validation from women when you are not even ready for it nor know how to handle being in a position like that and what you thought you needed is what you will come to realize is now draining you of all your life and energy and will keep you feeling miserable for the rest of your life.
God alone is the first and foremost thing you should seek out before all else. Everything good that follows suit will be a result of you actually having God in your life and following Him so that you don't desperately desire other things that will do nothing in the long run but corrupt and destroy you.

>>732826578
I really need to get a maid dress with panties, stockings and garter belt somewhere.

>>732830386
Catholicism but i guess its almost the same.

>>732830431
You just know this anon is the most degenerate faggot behind closed doors

>>732826578
>frotting
Always seemed really hot to me but when I tried it irl it was kinda underwhelming

>>732830682
You're supposed to share an onahole together

>>732830682
Perceived enjoyment of things depends more on the right company than on the right moves.

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>>732829754
My relationship goals include someone who is successful in their own right who gets off to me saying this and other degrading things to them, regardless of the veracity of my claims. And I want them to cosplay as link and or zelda and then have them sit in my lap and watch me play from ocarina of time onwards since the only loz I've played is minish cap. Bonus points if we put together a game accurate cosplay for each game, a wedding ring if my reward for beating the games is that I can rip it off them and ravage them like an animal.

>>732830604
100%, they always have the craziest kinks too

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Can I get some cute boy outfit recommendations?

>>732826578
>>732828283
My gf hinted at finding this hot
should I buy the dress

>>732831459
Why don't you just ask her

>>732831459
Crossdressing is like pegging, it’s a trap by women. You think they’re fine with it, but they’ll never respect you ever again (aka you will be cheated on eventually)

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>>732831453
hard mode: cute without showing too much skin

>>732830072
>Loving someone for who they are
That is for after you've hooked up with someone with decent looks and have spent a long time together. I'm talking years here.

>>732831558
thanks I will follow your advice

>>732831626
How old are you now? In your 30s?

>>732831771
Yes, 34.

>>732831921
you're one year younger than me. dont you thinks its time to settle down?

>>732831601
You posted one

>>732832008
Only just this year I've finally felt myself at a point when I can afford that.
I wasn't settling down before not because I was a promiscuous slut (never was) but because I wasn't feeling secure and wealthy enough to be a family provider. And I did have relationships before, majority of them with women but they all ended due to one or another thing.
And I already feel how incredibly hard this is going to be especially considering I've emigrated from Russia to EU and the immigrant status definitely won't be helping.

>>732831921
I'm in my late 20s and found my perfect boyfriend, so I can't give much advice sadly

>>732832262
Can't you actually get citizenship in EU via (gay) marriage?

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>>732831601

>>732832262
>spoiler
if you have a deep voice you will be very popular with the germans, swiss and austrians both genders

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>>732831601
arguably...

>>732832390
Nta and maybe it is different in different countries but marriage in mine doesn't grant you citizenship, just permanent asylum (kind of)

>>732832271
That's wonderful to hear
Where did you meet him? And what was it that made you two bond?

>>732825683
what a sexy man

>>732831601
>>732832510
shotas do nothing for me, i prefer otter

>>732832541
He didn't live in my city at first so we met when he was here on vacation, through a dating app. We seemed to have similar interests and I found him really attractive which is how we matched. The first date was a bit awkward but we hit it off really well on the second one. We have only dated for two years by now tho

>>732832580
Geez, I don't know, one of the Genshin guys?

>>732832390
Gay marriage is a meme and doesn't amount to anything for anyone who is attracted to and can get it going with women. Generations of my fathers and mothers worked incredibly hard to get out of rural areas and backwater villages first to get a stable standing in Moscow and break into the upper-middle class during the turbulent post-USSR times.
Me getting "married" to another man and never siring a proper child of my own would just be squandering the multi-generational efforts. As much as I like dudes this is not a viable life path for me.
Gay shenanigans are all nice and great when you do not feel responsibilities or doesn't have to carry them at all, i.e young people and extremely rich people.

>>732832437
Alas, despite being capable of taking risks and achieving goals I am quite effeminate on the outside. I have no qualms about it though.

>>732831601
Long, traditional maid dress with full sleeves.
Medieval robes and large wizard hat, both two sizes too large for you.
Decorated medieval doublet with puffy shoulders, frilly cuffs and a "skirt" part that goes over your upper legs. Tight medieval hosen. Feathered hat.

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>>732832850
i tought more like Will Mackenzie

>>732832868
Do you not have any siblings? Maybe we just have different outlook on things but I don't value my own existence in the sense of being able to have kids. If my boyfriend gives me the biggest joys in life, I don't see why I shouldn't marry him. We may be young but in most of history, people married when they were young.

>>732832868
I put gay in bracket for a reason, you could do straight marriage for all I care, my question was if doing either would grant you citizenship in the country.

LINK IS SUPPSED TO BE A CHAD
I WILL NOT ACCEPT ALL THIS SISSY POOF SLANDER AGAINST MY MAN

>>732832868
Don't worry, Russians have been fucking eachother in the ass for centuries, you're not any different from your ancestors.

>>732833535
>LINK IS SUPPSED TO BE A CHAD
lol you projecting cück

>>732833749
Z for zesty

>>732832850
tourist retard.

>>732833093
>we just have different outlook on things
We definitely do. And I don't mean to argue anyone else's values and views.
>If my boyfriend gives me the biggest joys in life, I don't see why I shouldn't marry him
I used to think that way too. But as I grew older the perspective on the overall position of my family and the state of the rest of the world made me appreciate the generational efforts more and emerged as this sense of responsibility before them.
>Do you not have any siblings?
I do have a little brother and he's doing much better on the relationship side as me (not to jinx it). But I also would like to solve things myself than delegate them to someone else.
>in most of history, people married when they were young
True that. My father also used to say "marriage is a folly to be made when you're young".
It is much easier to just go for it with a person you're comfortable with without weighing all the pros and cons when you're younger. If it works for you two - then it's amazing, do it and forge something beautiful together for yourselves.

>>732833749
Got a chuckle out of me, good one.

>>732833209
Yes, it is possible. But I'd still much rather try to do things the old-fashioned straightforward way.

Anyhow, wouldn't want to turn the thread into blogposting even further.

>>732830682
same but im literally almost 2x the size of my partner so maybe it was that, he liked going down on me more

>>732832916
stealing these ideas

>>732834096
Why does everyone have large cocks except for me....
I'm not even a bottom either

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>>732830072
I'm just not attracted to dudes past twinkdom at all, so it just wouldn't work.

>>732834210
i have a small cock too, dont sweat it

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>>732831601
Clown

>>732834210
well its simply that the ones with large cocks talk about them more
for everyone one mentioning it theres 100 that dont

>>732834373
His game sucks balls

>>732834542
in a good way?

>>732834096
>same but im literally almost 2x the size of my partner
It's kind of the reverse in my relationship, which makes frotting amazing for me. I love when the size difference is on full display

>>732834581
No, in a bad way, one of the most predatory gachas I've ever had the displeasure to play
Which sucks because the artstyle looks good

>>732834542
me too

I need a femboy that looks like Link to breed relentlessly.

I wish I could stay as a twink forever

i like guys but i cant see link as anything but a chad, not as a femboy or whatever

>>732834210
Skill issue

>>732834803
I'm not really into him either, but when i see him on the 'log i take it as a dogwhistle to talk to other gays

>>732834708
I think most people wish they could stay looking like in their 20s forever

>>732833535
He is still a chad. Link still kicks a lot of ass. But in the bed room with his virgin wife Zelda he like the sissy stuff. And since he is a chad, he doesn't have gay ass insecurities and cares what your retarded opinion is on what is sexy or not.

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>>732834542
Godlike design though

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>>732834708
There is a Twinkhag/ambush aesthetic that can endure with age

>>732834096
>stealing these ideas
See, don't need to show skin to dress cute.