what age did his hairline start receding to end up like that at 29?

>>732835726
I won a contest of his and he never gave me the prize, fuck him.

You think if he went to the doctor sooner he would have lived? I've shit blood before and it spooked me so I got a colonoscopy done. Turns out I only had a hemmy but still

don't eat poison and you'll look better than 99% of people

>Be a cancerous fuck
>Get cancer
>Die from cancer
The universe has a sense of humor

>>732835726
I've been drinking and smoking heavily lately. I can just about finish off a 5th of vodka in one night. It's getting scary because I don't remember anything when I do and mom is threatening to kick me out. I was sober for a few weeks but I did it again and she found my stash. I'm getting old and can't live like this much longer without ending up homeless. I'm scared and have no idea what to do to try and turn my life around.

That dawsons creek guy just died of ass cancer the other day too, americans need to stop eating that hyper processed shit with chemical preservatives every day

There's something about the look on his face as he was playing a game in the hospital bed. Like he was just done with this world and would have happily slipped into the game if he could.

lolcow culture is obsessed with dead guys from 10 years ago because he was rude

their lives must be unbelievable static

>>732835726

Bong genetics.

They age like milk.

>>732835890

That's more poetic justice.

>>732835919
Videogames, faggot.

>>732836114
>eceleb thread
>serious video game discussion

>>732835890
>cancerous fuck
>his transgressions include: trying to make games better by criticizing shit options games have and making some faggots mad

>>732835810
yeah he thought so himself. he made a video talking about how he waited too long because it was embarrassing and wanting to at least warn people to not wait to get your body inspected if you think something could be wrong.

i took that advice to heart and have checked myself once already, did a bunch of tests but they couldn't find anything wrong.

>>732835726
Being fat and bald will do that to you.

>>732836114
he also played some super mario, are you happy now or will you leave the thread?

>>732835785
28

>>732835919
Me personally, I have a very high tolerance and love the taste of scotch, whisky, and vodka.
I'm a

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>>732836198
The retards on /v/ don't appreciate how much he did to influence change for PC games having no configuration options.
So many games at the time were locked to 30FPS and no way to change stuff like Field of View.
He would start every video showing the options menus and would give scathing reviews to games with lazy developers.
Because his videos got millions of views, devs started responding to this and began adding more and better options. Regardless of his dumb British takes on politics, he was objectively a force for good on better PC games and I'll always remember that.

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>>732835726
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>732836464
It won't let me delete this for some reason, so just pretend I passed out from drinking a whole bottle of everclear while typing.

>>732835726
My crown started thinning at 47. I started taking Biotin, B12, and vit D, doing 4 minute scalp massages a day, and drinking green tea. My hair folicals are already rebounding. Biotin and the massage feels like the biggest difference. The scalp doesn’t get much attention and blood flow can get restricted, killing off folicals. The massage gets blood pumping in greater amounts back to the affected area so hair can grow healthy again.

>>732835785
Dude already had a widows peak at 20.

Why do so many guys fret over their hair these days? I'm going bald, I don't give a fuck, if someone looks down on you for something you can't change then fuck em. I wear my shit long and balding just like guys did in the 70s.

>>732836012
He wasn't rude. He was real.

>>732835726
>Curses everyone with ass cancer
>Dies to ass cancer
Shit like this is why I believe karma might be real. The karmic cost of all his curses came back at him and destroyed him.

>>732835726
having a jug of water next to you is underated, stay hydrated bros

>>732835810
Yes, but he also had a shit diet. Someone post the fridge video.

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>>732835726
>dat feel when his legacy are POV sliders

>>732835726
legitimately thought he was like 40+ years old when he died from the photographs the press used.

>>732835726
Meanwhile I still look like I'm in high school. to be fair white people age like absolute shit

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>>732836636
>dat feel when as you're dying you finally see your wife getting fit so she can find a new husband
TB didn't deserve to go out like that. His last word was supposedly Fortnite.

>>732835942
That's a big mole, he should get it checked out.

>>732835726
Didn't he wish for someone he disagreed with to get cancer? Seems like karma tbagged him good.

Who is this guy

>>732841501
>abandoned her kid so she could go to korea

>>732841501
>That red face

You just know she's from the south.

>>732835726
What the fuck, I thought he was closer to 40 when he got anal vored by the auric lelman

>>732835726
Reminder his wife said his last words and review was Fortnite, then She collected donations from retards on the internet and fucked off with the money lol.

https://youtu.be/hWtloHBdWi4

>>732836198
kek you minimizing his faggotry to "making some faggots mad" shows your opinion is worthless

>>732841501
You're shitting me that he married that thing

>>732835810
Yes, he's the textbook example of "if you are bleeding from the ass, get yourself checked." That being said, I doubt he would have survived cancel culture and the Trump years. He chose a good time to play Starcraft in Heaven.

>>732835726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL3ZdFepBHY

Here's what food to get for a healthy lifestyle

>>732842158
she didn't start as a landwhale when he met her, that came later.

>>732835726
>Shits blood for literal months
>Refuses to get checked
What was his problem?

>>732842475
He genuinely believed that it wasn't that big of a deal and was probably just diet-related, so he tried to fix it by changing diets, but as time went on, it wasn't getting any better.
By the time he finally let go of his pride to get it professionally checked, it was too late.

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For me it's ninomae ina'nis

>>732842475
Health problems are scary dude. I had painful sores on my dick for years and thought I got an STD from a toilet or something so I just isolated myself from women and couldn't even fap. Finally it got so bad that it bled often and saw the doc and he told me I have genital psoriasis. It was not too fun having doctors and nurses gather around and stare at my diseased pecker.

>>732842475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL3ZdFepBHY
Shitting blood was par for the course

>>732835934
we cant afford real food

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/v/ - DEAD E-CELEBS

>>732835726
>currently older than totalbiscuit when he died
feelsweirdrman

>>732835726
It's interesting no one really stepped in to fill the vacuum left behind by TB.

>>732842732
Wah

he never got to play concord or highguard

>>732835726
I'm 29 right now, haven't gone bald at all and I basically look the same as I did when I was 19.
God bless good genes.

>>732835726
He was on-track to full TDS and wasn't even a US resident yet.

>>732843029
>35
>olden than TB

I was NOT expecting that. Get rekt faggit i won

>>732835890
You do know that you making that statement makes you worse than him right?

>>732835810
Heartening to see the replies of people who have got checked because of him. Thanks to TB I know I would 100% tell the doctor to stare deeply into my bleeding asshole shame-free.

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>>732842158
neither of them was fat at one point

>>732843739
He doesn't look that bad today all things considered

>>732835726
Work hard
Go outside
Talk to women
Go to church
Dont eat mcdonalds or use porn or watch streaming services or any other goyslop
Read books

Thats pretty much it, if you do these things you can allow yourself to play vidya as an adult

>>732843739
He looked like quite the catch back in the day
Why did he let himself go?

>>732835726
Looks about right desu. I have a friend who's 19 and looks like this. It's the bodyfat + facial hair + receding hairline combo.

>>732843824
Today he looks like a skeleton in the ground.

>>732842475
>>732842637
I watched most of his WTF series, and it's apparent he has low IQ. He could never figure out what to do or the puzzles at all. I'm not surprised he'd shit blood for months and ignore it.

>>732835890
BASED.
>>732843579
I'll continue to take the low road, thanks.

>>732835726
Its unironically genetics.
I don't have a particularly healthy lifestyle, it'd be a lot worse if my wife didn't push veggies onto my meals and didnt prompt me to go swimming regularly etc.

And I'm 31 and last week my new boss when talking about Covid-lockdown, she asked me "So were you still in school during covid?"

It isn't fair, I deserve to look a lot worse than I do, it's just the luck of the draw.

>>732844394
Gamer lifestyle and having the genetics to develop cancer likely means your body is degrading at a stupidly fast rate anyway sadly.

>>732836198
he was an insufferable faggot, he thought he was much more important then he was and he only got worse as time went on

>>732842956
Imagine the existential horror of people using a emote of your face laughing for decades after you die and they dont even know who you are.

>hair is rapidly turning grey and I'm not even 30 yet
>google says early and/or excessive greying can be a sign of your body fighting off cancer

bros...

>>732845763
>>732842107
>lowercase replies
Low IQ individuals with low IQ opinions. You're brown.

TotalBiscuit had alot of talking points that was already ingrained in /v/. He was a big proponent of completely ignoring review aggregate scores by journos.

>>732845815
>25 with visible white hair around my head
It's fucking over, isn't it?

>>732835726
Ugly dysgenic cracker

>>732845815
Are u retarded?

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>>732847261
Stop playing on PC, he got ass camcer from sitting all day on a PC. Its too stationary and restrictive

>>732845815
manage your stress bro

>>732847425
stop shitting in the streets

>>732843739
a british accent coming out of the man on the left would be quite attractive

wasnt he THE original fedora tipping enligtened atheist plebbitor ?

>>732835919
become a linecook, you now have a job and nobody cares if your an alcie or junkie

PC vegans never learn, they all just die of bloodclots

>>732835726
Bri'ish genetics

Why do you faggots care so much about your hairline?
>oh no what will the women think now I'm bald
I can't imagine a more miserable life than one in which you have to care about what women think. You losers did lose your v-card as a teenager right?

>>732835919
>5th of vodka in one night.
is that supposed to be a lot?

>>732842475
I popped a fat bloody pimple right next to my asshole and I instantly rushed to the hospital to have multiple doctors put fingers in my ass to avoid his fate.

>>732844114
nah fuck you

>>732835726
>drink water
>if you work in an office/unemployed then get up and move around
>do stretches
>go for a walk
>just get your circulation going and maybe work up a pulse lifting weights or fucking shadowboxing or whatever
>drink water
>drink some more water probably
>eat other things than just grease, fat, sugar, super-processed stuff, etc.
>finally drink some water
reminder that caffeine tends to dehydrate you, so you should probably drink some water if you're having coffee/energy drinks

>>732842158
She lost all that weight as soon as he died and she had to seek out another provider lmao

>>732849227
Water dehydrates you tard, it removes all the nutrients in your food and you piss it all away before your body can absorb it

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AFAIK he died of colorectal cancer. Fact of the matter is : this could affect any single one of you. Lifestyle has a very moderate impact on it's apparition. The more you know.

it's fucking insane how I've seen people on 4chan saying that fiber is bad for you

>>732849730
Stomach/colorectal/rectal cancer is one of the most common in "young" people(under 60). Fucking microplastics and ultraprocessed food

>>732849730
Why are you leaving aside the fact that he was wet shitting blood for like 2 or 3 years before going to the doctor?

>>732849730
don't care, nothing to lose in this hellrealm. Unless you actually enjoy paying taxes to rich pedos

Guarantee 95% of this thread does not eat 30g of fiber per day

>>732849227
You water shills need to frick off, still not buying your slop

>>732850205
Hey anon slurping semen doesn't count so neither do you

>>732849605
The word is "Malnutrition" you retard and yes water Intoxication is a thing.

>>732835810
>Blood
>Go to doctor.
>You got IBS
>Do blood tests.
>Nothing unusual.
>Happens again.
>Yeah, IBS still. Also haemeroid.
>Happens again...

Do I just keep bugging them?

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>>732835726
I wish more popular e-celebs did a style of video like "WTF is..." rather than just playing whatever friendslop is popular at the time
>>732842732
Cute Ina

>>732850205
Nor has 95% of the human race historically, outside of starvation scenarios. How ever did they get by?

>>732835726
Had he lived he could have saved gaming. He was already calling out the slop in 2010. He was making a difference.

Now the biggest gaming channels are nothing more than paid marketers for the triple A slopdevs.

>>732850631
If occasional bleeding is your only symptom and you’ve already been checked over before it probably is just IBS flare ups. Just keep an eye out for weight loss or appetite changes and pain obviously.

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>>732843739
with some lifting he could've finessed being chadlite on the left, instead he ended up looking like the ugliest version of himself possible

>>732836114
ywnbaj

>>732835810
It's something you need to monitor yourself because the body will just generally do that, with hemorrhoids and that sort of thing. The body has the ability to repair itself but If it's happening consistently then yeah, you absolutely need to get yourself checked out.
Basically just never let embarrassment be your death.

>>732835726
Post his fridge

>>732835726
prime bong specimen, you see him kicking some poor dude out of jesse's convention for asking "are traps gay" as a meme because it was transphobic, and look at the uk now

>>732835785
mine went away in 8 months
full long hair no rece to pedo 40 year old

>>732850631
if you're like my mommy then you have cervical cancer. she won't die because I reply to all those posts about her when she's sleeping though.

>>732835726
i personally can't believe TB and etika died a year apart. in my head it feels like there was a decade between them

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>>732835726
B vitamins, high dose thiamine and magnesium.
Exogenous thyroid (most people are hypo), vitamin E too. Support OXPHOS and cellular respiration however you can, it's the most potent anti-cancer protocol you can do. Cancer also thrives in high lactic acid environments, which thiamine down-regulates.

Avoid seed oils, PUFA contributes to lipid peroxidation, this isn't a conspiracy theory. Don't be retarded and just eat animal fats like everyone did 100+ years ago, you don't need to go full tradtard, but animal fats are good, so is coconut oil.

>>732847702
good ol' TB, always focused on the important things in gaming

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I've had blood when wiping ever since I was a kid. Sometimes there's no blood. There is never blood in the poop, though. It doesn't really bother me. Should I be worried?

>had some long stringy piece of shit hanging out of my ass a few days ago
>only came to me hours later that it could've been an intestinal worm
>flushed it down so can't check
What dewormer should a human take, just to be safe?

>>732835726
>gets cancer and dies
OHNONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>732854049
Any anti parasitics aimed at tapeworms and such other related intestinal ones would be a good bet, cook your food well and never handle it with dirty hands when eating as teeny tiny microscopic eggs can get onto your hands and inside you (wash your hands regularly) , this isnt the only vector mind you. Get to a doctor when you can though.

Bros, what's causing all these young people to get colon cancer? Too many stories of people under 50 either dying from colon cancer or being diagnosed with it lately. Just yesterday we heard the Dawson Creek dude, only 48, died from colon cancer.

I had an Indian doctor go up my ass to close a hemorrhoid before. It was one of the most humiliation ritual things ever. It was actually pretty good I got one though because he didnt seem bothered I didnt do an enema beforehand.
If I get ass cancer ill just go nuts with my savings before gettin a doc to put me down (Canada has assisted suicide)

>>732835793
what contest was it

>>732835810
>600lb life tier fatsos eat shit all day every day
>never diagnosed with cancer
>be healthy, in shape, or average diet
>get super cancer
I'll never not understand this.

>>732849831
shit sucks
>>732849868
yeah fair enough, insane to wait this long

Friend got colon cancer in his mid 20s, eats like shit. That scared me to fix my own diet. I'm still an alcoholic but at least i eat healthy now, stopped balding as well

>>732854648
Millennials and their peers are lazy fucks.
The same group of people getting colon cancer at 50 are the same group of people who act like getting back and knee pains in your 30s was normal, on top of that, they just don't take care of their bodies at all.

It's also why the OP picture makes sense. He's a millennial who didn't take care of himself, a fat man that isn't letting go of his hair because he doesn't want to be a fat bald man.

>>732854819
Man, how do the "My 600lb Life" dudes stay like that for that long and then dudes who are in their 20's-30's with barely even half their lifestyle get hit hard and die, genetics man ffs Its evil

>>732849730
If he hadn't told his story I probably would have dragged my feet too when I started shitting blood. Instead I went to the doctor immediately and thankfully it was just hemorrhoids.

>>732835810
he ate goyslop, its a meme but thats what he ate. he was asking for asscancer

>>732855021
>He's a millennial who didn't take care of himself
He was a Gen Xer, he was born in 84'

>>732854819
Cancer is mostly genetic. The biggest risk of cancer is if someone in your family has had it.

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>>732835726
>almost the same age as TB when he died
At least I don't look half as bad

>>732841751
Christ, if my mother ran away to chase dick right after my father died of cancer, I would go no contact and change my family name. What a bitch.

>>732855021
Why are zoomcucks so obsessed with millennials to the point where they think gen x and millennials are the same thing?

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>>732855445
He wasn't the father

>>732855592
That's even worse.

>>732855492
>IT WAS DA GEN X GUIZ NOT US MILLENNIALS
why cant millennials ever take responsibility instead of blaming everyone else

>>732853147
>Basically just never let embarrassment be your death
How about indifference?

>>732854819
The 600lb life fatsos are the few who just so happened to make it that far. I'd wager there are tons that do die of super cancer but you'd just never hear of them because they are dead

>>732855056
people forget that tb, his wife AND his child all developed cancer within like 2 years of eachother. dude was living in a fucking radon mine or something

>>732853798
"Live", red blood is usually fine. It usually means it's something like hemorrhoids or another wound close to your anus.
The problem is with brownish "old" blood in the feces, which means that the blood came from your stomach/intestines.

>>732855192
He also, by his own admission, had a family history of it and despite that never seeked out medical help even when he was literally shitting blood

>>732854648
>Just yesterday we heard the Dawson Creek dude, only 48, died from colon cancer.
It's funny because /pol/ instantly went
>DURR HURR VAXX STATUS
but then when they realized that Dawson Creek was a huge antivaxxer they started posting fake tweets by him saying he took it

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>>732845787
Bitch we do that already.
You've never used a reaction image featuring a dead celebrity?

And I doubt any of them care.

>>732855361
Fuck the way you look, i dont' care about growing old

TotalBiscuit was a fucking asshole despite being 29, what a waste of a life. He will never be missed.

My aunt died from stomach cancer last year...

>>732855631
because the oldest millenial right now is 37, while people like TB are 42 (if he was still alive), CEOs and alike driving the industry down are in their 50s or so, and pedo elites and congressman are 60 or more.

>>732855805
still upper lip, innit?

Fuck this fat fucking retard.
His "legacy" basically boils down to
>muh 60 fps
Nobody gave a shit about framerate until this faggot started spewing his verbal diarrhea and ruined gaming standards forever.

>>732855958
>37
47 , the oldest millenial is 47-50. Total biscuit acted like a 50 year old asshole and he looked the part.

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>>732835726
he'd love mewgenics

>>732852367
There are many "critical" channels out there right now but they are noticeably fake and low iq.

>>732856074
>millenials were born in 1980
lol?

>>732856197
82 - 94. yeah it's grim whatever.

>>732835726
i liked him in original Dexter show but he was kind of annoying in the last 2 seasons

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>>732855753
We have a thing here called "cancer clusters" which is a defined area where everyone is getting zapped from some environmental factor within in a area causing them cancer, and it was probably related to that, I dunno how it works in the UK though, but they have been known give families and neighborhoods cancers from unseen factors like background radiation and pollutants such.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cancer_clusters

>>732835852

I'm 36 and drink and smoke and people still think I'm early twenties.

>>732855837
>Dawson Creek was a huge antivaxxer
nice try moshe
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/actor-james-van-der-beek-and-astrazeneca-join-forces-to-educate-families-about-influenza-275105771.html

>>732842732
Ina loves you!

>>732855846
lmao, half the people here who use that heath ledger The Dark Knight joker laugh image probably didn't know he was a gay cowboy at one point lol.

>We never got to enjoy TB having to humor Sterlings ''pregnancy'' delusion
It would have been funny watching him squirm

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>>732835726
I miss him

Him being fat had literally nothing to do with his death btw.

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I’ve unironically never washed my foreskin. How long do I have, bros?

>>732857497
Do you have phimosis?

>>732857497
it's so over...

>>732856950
>2014
Read actual newer news, you disingenuous faggot.

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>>732855361
>I'm older than totalbiscuit

>>732854648
Microplastics unironically

>>732857545
What’s ligma?

>he died raging and panicking about gonalt blumpft
I liked TB but that's funny.

>>732854648
Most people don't get enough fiber and have putrid shit-filled bloated intestines and your gut health is extremely important for your overall well-being
Eat a fruit every day and drop processed snacks and eat dried fruits like almonds instead

>>732857497
Just go to japan and have some lady clean it for you with her tongue

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>>732835726
>30 years old
>Still have every hair on my head without a shred of grey
Not today reaper

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Is it worth quitting porn bros? Seems to be a common problem among gamers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUDvdBGbCwY
>welcome to blue plz

>>732857965
You either go puritanical zoomer or go full hypersexual zoomer. You can only pick one