Will GTA 6 live up to the hype?
>>732836232he got that daniel larson look. what is this phenotype called?
You're gonna play as yet another errandboy who drives around to letters on the minimap to get a quest from some annoying south park character to steal a car, repeat ad naseum
He is pure NPC
>>732836374Pure GTA*
>>732836232How did that guy have an ex-girlfriend to murder in the first place
>>732836232Fiend behavior
>>732840362Turns out girls aren't very good at choosing their partnersWho knew apart from 3000 years of human civilizations
>>732836232GTA players love eating excements so probably.
>>732840362Why wouldn't he?
lmao, imagine having the release of a new GTA be the biggest concern in your life after how garbage V was
>>732836232Yes, 100%. People don't have any expectations except for it to be GTA. It's not about what the game does, only that it does it.
>>732840362have you never entered a walmart in your entire life?
>>732841752For me, its the nose
>>732840362This How is that I’m reasonably in shape, have a decent job, nice car, slightly above average looks, not a manlet, can interact well enough to have many acquaintances, but can’t get a girlfriend, and yet this ugly crackhead did?
>>732836353Yes, all until, UH OH! Central character betrays you even though you could see it from the beginning of the game! Somehow he’s really rich too, so when you kill him in the final mission you get more money in the game than you actually need and then you can buy all those weapons and that tank to fuck around with for about 10 minutes and then you’ll never play the game again! Best game ever no wonder the hype is astronomical
>>732840362Just be ur self bro! Worst she can say is no! :^)
>>732843379probably because his ex is an ugly crackhead? you can go date an ugly crackhead right now if that's your goal anon.
>>732836232who was in the wrong here?
>>732843379Crackheads are pretty easy and ex-girlfriend isn't well defined. I had a one crash at my place for a few months and she put out whenever I wanted. If I killed her I'd be written up for killing my gf.
>>732843794Yes and it would be accurate
>>732843794>If I killed her I'd be written up for killing my gf.why did you feel the need to specify this
>>732843851More like a live in prostitute
>>732843962how is that different from a gf
>>732836232>only murderWith all the delays, he'll be out before GTA6 releases.
Hey, this happened in my town!
Ugly bastard here, is it really that easy?
>>732844060Sounds like a nice place.
>>732844105Abingdon is pretty lovely actually
>>732844060>doxing yourselfIt's over
>>732843884Because your squeeze is not your girlfriend.Your jumpoff is just something you like sitting on you.
>>732836232This is exactly how I'd expect someone who is still excited for GTA would look and act.
>>732843379Your standards are likely too high.Ugly cunts pair off all the time.
>>732844149I had an anon dox the condo building I was living in but they only thing I thought was, "How would he ever find out the number of my condo when there is 20 floors lol" and I never thought of it again, mostly cause you're all toothless losers these days
>>732836353its true, GTA games are not that fun unless the world building is interesting and engaging. Which for a 14 year old just means South Park humor but now I don't think Rockstar has it in them to create an engaging world for any audience anymore.But it will get by on Online mode due to FOMO
>>732836353>>732843445>I am very smart for noticing a franchise leans on similar tropes and mechanicsdamn
>>732843379Because me and you dont fucking want one, dude. I check all the boxes you listed and have very specific reasons from my personal history to not want one right now. I dont know what your thing is about but I can tell you that if you really wanted one, you would have one right now. They are a troublesome bane to a man's peace of mind and there is a reason so many of them end up getting murdered by fellas like the one in the OP.
>>732836232It'll satisfy GTA fans.
>>732844430I think the point is that it isn't very interesting if the story keeps reusing same tropes nonstop. Especially if the writers think they are making something special and deep, otherwise same kind of storylines can work.Even Dragon Quest games have deeper stories and more interesting writing at this point.
>realtranny goyslop sandbox lauded exclusively for overtly referential, unsubtle social commentary that's "so relatable"Who cares?
>>732836232How do we solve the manchild epidemic guys?
>>732844746One bullet at a time. That or state mandated gfs. Dealer's choice.
>>732844687I’m not disagreeing that rockstar is creatively bankrupt, I haven’t played a GTA game post San Andreas, at the same time the series is like 30 years old at this point and there’s plenty of zoomers unfamiliar with anything before GTAV. No skin off my nose either way.
>>732844746>"When the killer explained that he was beside himself over missing Grand Theft Auto VI, which was set to be released in November 2026, the officer told him he had “ages” until he had to worry about the release."
>>732844698It has an impressive physics engine tho. I see le funny gta man stumble drunkenly and fall down stairs for the 4000000th time and laugh.
>>732836232Rockstar marketing making a come back
omg that's so sad can we get a gofundme for this guy?
Why didn't he consider that before he murdered her?
>>732836232Imagine having so little foresight, it only occurs to you after your arrest the full consequences of what you've done. Literal nigger in a white wrapping
>>732847000I too sometimes fail to consider Grand Theft Auto right before I make massive life decisions.
>>732847116Cute, but "If I commit a violent crime I'll go to prison and lose the freedom to do the things I enjoy" is probably a realization that has saved many lives.
>>732844341The world building stopped being interesting in GTA when they stopped being period pieces where they could perfectly cherry pick songs for a soundtrack and make fun of dumb shit about the era.Once they started being modern the quality dropped and the humor never fucking recovered. 6 will probably have the worse humor yet because cuckstar is scared of hurting people's feelings
>>732843379Skill issue
>>732847000probably thought he'd be ok, it's not that hard to escape the cops after killing one woman in GTA.
>>732849126He turned himself inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBilnfBabUg
>>732844430It's a boring series
can't be worse than gtav
>>732843379I found my current gf after I changed my bio. I included "looking for a partner in life. I value loyalty, respect and independence" after that I had 21 matches. From there you can do what you like. My favorite intro line is skipping hello and just asking them what type of dog we would get. Bitches like dogs, shows you can afford shit and you get to see what kind of bitch she is. Is she a basic golden retriever bitch? A not like other girls pitbull bitch? A high maintaince little dog bitch? Ect.
>>732844013Oh, you.
>>732843379because women prefer low IQ violent criminals
>>732836232The face of Sonyfags
>>732849982I feel like that wouldn't work but what do I have to lose at this point?
>>732840362that's like a 9/10 in britain
>>732836232No it wont but some fags will suck on rockstar dick bc of it
>>732843379you are insufferable from just this one post
>>732836232GTA is enjoyable but the insane stranglehold it has on normies astounds me.
>>732836232>kills someone>gets called a fiendThis sounds so retarded
>>732851619>FIEND meaning: 1. an evil and cruel personNot seeing an issue, personally.
>>732851619>kills someone>cares more about GTA than killing someone
>>732851619Who could you call a fiend if not a murderer?
>>732851619Writer here. Sorry I meant to type "friend" :)
>>732852626In the states, fiend is usually a synonym for druggie i.e. a crack fiend.
>>732851619If we are needlessly nitpicking headlines and news style phrasing, I always get annoyed when they say "name beat cancer". The army of researchers, doctors and nurses beat the cancer, you were merely the battlefield.
>>732836232this is the exact kind of person I imagine enjoying gta>>732851619improve your diction, fellow
>>732843379>How is that I’m reasonably in shape, have a decent job, nice car, slightly above average looks, not a manlet, can interact well enough to have many acquaintances, but can’t get a girlfriend, and yet this ugly crackhead did?You sound like the supreme gentleman himself, for starters
>>732851619sorry anon we'll change it for your reading level>bad man unalives his girl fwend
>>732836232hopefully he's in it as a joke>>732851619that's his class in game, low level fiend playerkills gf
>>732853413I don't think Elliot ever claimed to not be a manlet.
>>732853665 .(o_o)
oh no
>>732836341inbred
>>732836232Good news is the average murder gets out in 3 years so he might make it back in time
>>732843379Because none of that is true and you're just pretending it is as a coping mechanism. >>732851619What, were you expecting them to call him a slur? Retard.
>>732836232If only you knew how bad things truly are
>>732836353Oh man I can't wait to do a long, grueling side mission and then get fucked out of any rewards for it because it's funny.
>>732836341Proboscis monkey
I guess video games could actually prevent violence. All they'd have to do is air a superbowl ad saying "if you murder someone, you won't get to play GTA anymore."
>>732843679The video game industry, for existing
>>732853665grim. this is why you shouldn’t racemix btw, yellow fever could result in your son being like that
>>732843379You're probably insufferable to be around anon
>>732858128I think he's neat :)
>>732836232Mission: make it until whenever the fuck gta 6 comes out! Don't be fucking stupid and kill anyone before it comes out! Wait until afterwards!
>>732836341Scandinavian
>>732840362He did KILL her. So I would assume she wasn't exactly a winner.
>>732843379You don't have game or basic conversational skills
>>732845083>state mandated gfsWho will never love you and will throw a celebration party when you die in some shitty 'tater field somewhere. With the dude she's been cheating on you with the entire time you've been away. And your kids will all hate you and think you're a beta loser. Which you are.
>>732843379Because you're not what women want. And women would rather share what they want with other women than settle for you.Think about that. Women fucking HATE women, and they'd STILL rather tolerate each other and take turns than settle for you.Hypergamous society means you either turn yourself into what women want or you die alone.>t. living in peace and fucking quiet
>>732836341Drug addict.
>>732844284>the condo building I was living inHe probably just didn't want to be stabbed to death by your "homies", anon.
>>732836232this happened in my shitty home town, weird to see it go viral
>>732858484worse, *nglish
>>732844060>my town>>732844138>abingdon>lovelyWhy go on the internet and tell lies?
>>732858395>>732857808They should do this and then just delay it forever. Crime solved.
>>732843379Get off 4chan and you'll figure it out
>>732858769Um, that's against the law sweaty
>>732858769But do I get to touch her boobs
>>732840362You ever notice how woman-beaters always got a woman to beat on?
>>732858769umm who hurt you??
>>732840362Because his girl wanted free drugs probably
Grand Theft Auto? Sounds more like a domestic homicide.
>>732860349Life
>>732850509Correct answer
>>732843379You probably check off one or more of the following1. You're too shy/unassertive and want someone to ask you out instead2. You say stupid shit that turns women off3. You do gross shit that turns women off
>>732863717Thats a cope. Stop acting like getting a girlfriend is somehow difficult to achieve.
>>732863989>all threeit's so over /v/ros....
