WELL TAKE A CAT AND RUB IT ON A CAT THEN THE CAT GETS ALL FATNOT TOO SURE WHATS UP WITH THATMEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW GENICSAND THEN THAT MUTT THE ONE WITH THE GUTLITTLE BABY CAT CAME OUT ITS BUTTNOT TOO CUTE BUT YKNOW WHATMEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW GENICSAH MEWGENICS IS A GAME WE ALL LOVE TO PLAYJUST COLLECT THE GOOD ONES, THROW THE REST AWAAAYYYYYI UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT SOUNDS JUDGE ME IF YOU MAYAYAYYYYYWELL TAKE A CAT AND RUB IT ON A CAT THEN THE CAT GETS ALL FATNOT TOO SURE WHATS UP WITH THATMEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW GENICS
The biggest astroturf of 2026
>>732837782(You) are that smell
Ah shit I finally inherited one of these and it just had to be the one I was on maximum theorycraft about. What do I do? My final answer was CLERIC.
>>732840680Forgot pic.
>>732837782Go back to resetera to whine
>get to 2nd world>sharks take a million moves in a row like some Yugioh charactersOh.
>meow-meow-NIGGER-NImeow-meowFUCK CUNT BITCHmeow
>>732837782you are in every thread and helping its visibility here, good job poopjeet
>>732840846If anything is bleeding, sharks get an extra turn
Cringe and desperateSage
hehe gay
THIS CAT JUST SPOKE HUMAN WORDS WITH A LITTLE GIRL VOICE WHAT THE FUCK>I love it>Oh yes yes yes please>whyyy...>thank you>yuppih...
found him
>>732837782>newest AAA slop getting the exact same thread every 5 minutes>"this is fine">actual fun indie game made by a dev with a backlog of other successful games>"NOOOO IT'S LE ASTROTURF! THEY HAD AN E-CELEB I DON'T LIKE MEOW FOR 2 SECONDS!"
>>732840823>but about le musleeeeems waaaaah!!
>>732841163that might be one of ed's kids. They both have cameos in the game
>>732841186Niggerman
>>732841163Record it and post it because I don't believe you.
>>732841275>Its okay when a dev I like does it
i dont understand, does follow up synergize with plow? or is it anti synergy? basically if i dash into a rock — does it hurt me or does it send it into the enemy?
Average picture of Mewgenics gameplay
What's Edmund's early life?
>>732841393unironically>>732841452I want to say the latter in that you send the rock to the enemy, but take it and see. I had a failed synergy where my mage was generating insane amounts of mana per turn thanks to Text book, and I'd gain something like 5 armor and kinetic spikes if I ended the turn on 5 mana, but the other passive that just depleted my mana overrode that I guess, so I couldn't game the system.I didn't have a great second choice so it's not a big issue, but still annoying because it would have been rewarding to micro the mana that much to abuse it.
>>732840823very relevant theme these days desu
>>732837742this art style is peak reddit slop and i'm tired of pretending it's not
Is there any fucking way to plot movement in this game, or am I doomed to walk into fucking bear traps for the rest of my life
>>732841349I'm not at the collar phase anymore, if you pet the cat it says "Yes, a-ha uh-hum..." and if double click "I'm gonna kick your ass" or "Hiss" as it's angry
>>732837742>Cats looks cuteReal game all cats end looking like fucking rats for god sake
>>732841605i have genuinely no idea how this thing got through the playtests
Got these three all at the same time.
>>732841762I KNOW where the beartraps are, I would LIKE to get to my tile, moving an IDENTICAL number of tiles WHILE avoiding the one with the fucking bear trap>it gets 5 turns per turn>eventually half the map will have bear traps>eventually my cats will be immobilized (for how long? who knows?) if I step on too many of themCool!
>>732841762Something something chew your steak
>>732837782>>732837742>>732841841>>732841292WE ARE SO QUIRKY FOR PLAYING THIS XDQUIRK CHUNGUS FOREVER!
>>732841452It's anti-synergy. Dash doesn't push anything. It just moves you
What even is this game? All I see is people crying about it.
Edmund mcmillen slop stopped being good after the first binding of isaac. And this game is by far the most tranny looking of the bunch.
>>732837742No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. Tinkerers kick ass
I'm getting hard filtered by the desert and crater. Do I need to focus more on cat breeding now or something? And ever since Tina showed up even the alley and that branch has crazy stronger and more frequent fucked elite encounters. Unironically the bomber rat ain't shit in comparison to some encounters. How do I into breeding? And what classes hold up best? I've been doing tank/thief/mage/ranger but it's starting to show some real cracks since they're so RNG dependent
>>732841529His family were all hardcore drug addict losers. Half of them recovered and became super Christian losers, including closest family members. They were constantly poor white trash because of both of those.He had a bit of epiphany after working on Isaac and getting his own children, when he realized that a lot of bad that happened to his family was not because of some kind of weird fate or god or unfortunate choices, but because of his people simply being weird freaks due to nature and genes.
>>732841931>>732841981Lmao you're seething so fucking hard
>>732841667it do be like that
>>732841605Just don't move
>>732841605nope and i have no idea how this never came up in playtesting because it fucking sucks. builds that revolve around placing negative tiles are incredibly frustrating because your cats will almost ALWAYS walk through three tiles of bramble instead of just taking another same-distance route that has zero bramble
thief is really goodconsistently my most valuable player
>>732841605just shoot the trap bro
>>732841981>And this game is by far the most tranny looking of the bunch.You can tell that's the demographic it was made for just by the low quality replies towards anyone that doesn't like it.
Been trying sidequests before further progressing Act 2Fucking Cube quest has me by the balls. It's so fucked how everything can go wrong in 1 turn.But i should just go and get more classes now.
>>732842145But enemy>>732842164It's fine as long as I can disable or move around them, but I'm able to do neither, unless spell-casting works, which is irrelevant because I brought no casters>>732842216with
>>732841287This is some Ki Adi Mundi shit
who's the cat voice that says ahh FUCK when it gets injured and laughs after saying meow?fucking love that voice never gonna get rid of that cat from my house if i can
Reddits GOTY
I like the cat that meows to the boss lyrics
>>732841931you seem like a miserable individual
>>732842230Sneed
>>732840846You gotta read what each enemy does before you start trying to fight them. Sharks get an extra turn for each bleeding cat.
>>732841969yeah… well at least it doesnt damage me
>subliminal messages in music heard when played in reversedoh noe
>>732842049So where did he get money to live and "le create le art" then?
>>732841452I honestly fail to see a situation where follow up is useful. A lot of the tank kit seems to be almost antagonistic, like I get a body slam that stuns both me and the enemy - it has 1 range so if I use it before my attack I'm stunned, after and I'm out of range.
>can reposition my cats by selecting movement or an attack but not using it>can't reposition my cats if I don't have thatCool
>>732842846you can just click anon
>>732841981You want to translate that into English for everyone else?
>>732842846Yeah that's a huge issue imo.Either let us rotate at will or else only actually rotate on selection.
>>732837742>furry fetish>pregnancy fetish>inflation fetish>bombgirl fetishyep, it's a mewgrounds game
>>732842404might be psychicpebbles, seems like something he'd say
>>732837742>e-celeb THE GAMESo how long will this be shilled? I can actually imagine this being the most shilled game of 2026
>>732842953can't understand that? i knew trannies were retarded but still...
>Had two cats with rubber mask, one is tank>Tank knocks enemy into the other one.>The enemy is permanently stuck bouncing between the cats until either the cat or enemy dies
I just had a run go south by a cat going insane from a forbidden skill and killing the rest of the team with it. Seems like too big of a risk unless there's a disorder worth fishing for that I haven't seen yet
>>732841275they do it for freeyou get what you pay for
>>732843056>>732843014>>732837782i bet you also hate skibidi toilet due to preconceived notions made up in youre head while never actually interacting with the material
>Party detonater sidequest instakills and explodes in aoe any unit that dies in funny celebration>Didnt realize this until i ran only 1 ranged classAaaaaaaa
>>732842809I feel the same way about the necromancer. Half of the skills only work if you get a very specific synergy going.
>>732842718Probably his GF working, some income from earlier games and American government. His grandma was one of few people who loved and cared for him, so maybe her too.
>>732843220Of course someone that can't tell the difference between your and you're is an unironic skibidi toilet fan. And now also a mewgenics fan.
Does the Fancy Bow do anything? I’ve had it sitting in my inventory wasting space expecting some sort of event
>>732842948Huh>>732842957But then they'll wade around broken glass just fine?
i can choose to get the savescumming debuff or to get the more severe savescumming debuff in an unavoidable event, great design as always from the steak man
>>732842049Ahh yes just your average "super poor" (((white person))) that somehow was able to spend his time doing creative stuff and become a game engineer. Typical white trash family stuff
>>732843446Everyone seems to lose it eventually for various reasons, I say just trash it.
>>732840823>clashing ideologiesthere's not even a single chud on the cameos list
>>732843543Ed’s the kind of guy that would have an event occur 400 hours into the game that requires you to have the bow to get some unique piece of dialogue that lets you unlock something
>>732843594There isn't some gay Current Thing slogan, yes.
LIttle Raine is off to great things as long as he doesn't get hit
poop king
Reminder if you EVER equipped a cat with a collar you’re locked into the bad ending and didn’t beat the game
>>732843327>some income from earlier gamesSo where did he get money to live and "le create le art" back then?
>>732843665I had one with 1 hp. Even with stealth and a holy mantle it was terrible. There’s always randomly chip damage like flies, bleed/poison/fire, or aoe that they end up caught in
Why does almost every healer get thisI don't need thisGive me my AOE heal
>cursedLore accurate
>>732841931>BRAP BRAP BRAPGET FLUSHED GET FLUSHED GET FUCKING FLUSHED SAAAARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKlAS-jBcew
Best thing about actual irl eugenics is furries itt can't breed
>>732843730you need to be 18 to post here
>>732843830
>>732843749He will be fine. For sure with all this defensive gear.
>>732843458stop savescumming then, retard
>>732843306Actually looking back at my post I did just describe a situation where follow up is useful, but still, a trait is massive, using it so that your skill actually functions without convenient enemy placement is not a worthwhile or satisfying use.Follow up also means you take any tile damage, meaning for it to truly be beneficial you also need the trait that gives you immunity to tile effects.Like, it's actively detrimental because there are enemies that spawn tile hazards when you hit them, and the entire point of tile hazards is you want enemies to walk on them. I would hate to get it as first roll on a tank.Another one that absolutely sucks is the thief skill that leaves a shadow doppelganger. The usage scenario is so retardedly convuluted, even with "synergistic" skills/traits. Meanwhile if you approach an enemy in a straight line for an attack you will literally stab yourself in the back, and you're locked out of multiple attack angles because you'll stab one of yourAnd the tradeoff is there's a low chance you get the ranger skill that lets you catch projectiles and get a minor synergy you can sort of control, or get another trait/skill that lets you move multiple times in a turn and spawn another shadow that requires you to attack a different enemy from the same angle for what amounts to a basic attack.
Can we cut through the bullshit? I pirated this just now and want to know if its actually good or fun.
>>732841529>McMillen was born on March 2, 1980, to a family of "born-again Christians" of Mexican descent.
>>732843964play it then retard
>>732843458>save scumming>stats that lowLMAO HAVE YOU EVEN MADE IT TO THE CAVES ONCE HAHAHAHA
>have necromancer that can deal 1 damage to everything >them have cleric that can heal everything for 2>spawn a bunch of leeches from necro>damage them and everyone else>heal everything>have that move that deals damage based on how much you’ve healed that turn>upgrade it to do double the damageImmediately went from the slow, sustain turtle in the back, hiding in flowers, to an atomic bomb
>>732843458You can choose not to savescum, it is actually possible.
Looks fun but there isn't a chance in hell I'm paying 30 bucks for this shit.
>>732837742what causes blood frenzy? i just had a run ended by a cat getting it from somewhere and killing his own him
>>732841186Surely no one would bitch about a cat named Enward.
What did Ed mean by this?
So by the endgame are all the cats going to have absurd starting stats? Like is there a limit to how much you can keep on raising them through selective breeding?
>>732844050Pirate it then, that's what I and at least half the Mewgenicsfags on /v/ have done. Pretty sure not even Edmund gives a shit
>>732844108I got it from a random event.Absolutely killed the run, when it popped off, he literally killed everything on the map, comrade and enemy although funnily enough everyone else made it home alive whereas he died (not even intentionally). Was getting +4 Str and +2 every other stat and +8HP and +1 turn every kill.I'm not sure if the regular frenzy trait is a prerequisite or it's just something that always has a chance of happening as a fighter event
>>732844178kino
>>732844269Yes
>>732844326lucky you I got one that makes them automatically use movement to eat poop.Completely ruined my ridiculous Tank that was going to be my main breeder for a while
>try to practice eugenics>my cats turn into inbred retards
>>732843760Really good boss killer skill.I still haven't seen an AOE heal, I keep getting the attack that deals damage based on how much you healed that round.
>>732844475There's one strong AOE heal, it has a high mana cost, cast on one tile damage/heals a fairly high amount depending on enemy/friend and hits each adjacent tile for half value.
>Just completed the caves>None of the fucking cats will fuck, and I've already cleaned out ones I don't want, placed the free furniture, moved cats around between the attic and the room for maximum comfort as much as I an, and spent 60 food over several days.>Instead everyone isn't into it, and one cat kills my retired mage, and another dies from old age after a ghost made him old.>Finally get 1 fucking kitten, and he fucking sucksGuess I'll just run strays forever.
>>7328442697 is the cap for base stats but then it's breeding for skills, passives and mutations.
>get necronomicon>"wow this thing is busted, even if a couple zombies spawn with madness they'll still usually go after enemies and even if they don't then they'll get eaten by friendly zombies, why shouldn't i just use this all the time?">my mage goes down but that's fine because my cleric can revive her next tur->a friendly zombie immediately devours her bodykek, guess that's why i shouldn't use it all the time
Can I lose the meat cube? I am scared to take it out of inventory for my three cat farming runs, but if I make it to the end I wanna have it to do the quest anyways
>>732844002I need to know what to think before I can make that decision.
MY HUMAN VOICE CAT GOT A BABY AND IT ALSO TALKS HUMAN WTF
>>732843936>>732844014>>732844034it's an event you retards
*HOLDS UP SPORK*IM LE RANDOOMMMMMMM XDstreamerbait slopI tried it, I like tactics games, this was shit.
I don't get it.Are you supposed to put it on one of your cats to gimp them while others level up quicker?
I just barely won against the godzilla boss at the end of act 2 and my team was giga busted. I won right as exhaustion set in. I think the game is actually going to become pretty hard towards the end.
>>732844475I got one that was “jump to tile, heal all surrounding allies” it was really good
>>732844737that you get at the next event room after save scumming
>>732844653I had a fighter that had an extra attack. So I’d use it and then immediately kill any of the mad ones. Did a ton of work
>>732844640I feel like I've been running strays mostly too. They seem fine and it feels like I don't have the right tools for breeding autism yet, at least not at the level where I want to focus on it.
>>732844801it's a normal event, play the game you retard
>you can get a cat named as your Steam UsernamDUUUUUUUUDEnot posting image tho
>>732844750Pretty much yeaThe advantage to starting a run with less that 4 cats is they’ll level higher. Neverstone basically let’s you do that while also having a 4th body tag along
>>732844431The one I have highlighted is Frenzy, the one next to it is Avenger (+2 stats when ally is downed)The one below is Blood Frenzy - when you down an enemy you get a bonus turn, however you are inflicted with madness.It is not lucky.Couldn't tell if you were being sincere or not seeing as you might not know what it does.>>732844801I have seen that event and I didn't savescum. I think the foetus gave me a mutation, a good one, or else that was a similar event and I just passed through that one, but I've seen that one.
>>732844853cope
>>732844908yeah that's what you're trying to do for some reason
Beat the graveyard on the first try too, still cruising through the game. But now I got the desert and the fat cat is coming for me, so I guess that could get nasty.I definitely feel like I'm winning a bit too fast. I haven't had time to upgrade any of the locations to level 2. I'm having to get rid of golden items now that aren't even worn yet because my storage isn't big enough. Might bite me in the ass.
>>732837782It is so god damn annoying.If I ever play the game (unlikely), then I will definitely pirate it. I will never reward incessant astroturfing and shilling.
>>732844873I don't think downed cats can level up so if you get one of the "always gets this injury but gets a benefit from it" traits you can also just make sure they die every round.
>>732844876I see I misread your post.I guess I was the lucky one since it only killed one breeders future rather than the run
>>732844952>takes a whole sentence just to say no uEverytime kek. I accept your concession
>mfw facing the rat boss while it’s raining
>>732844876>down an enemydown anything*Everything is an enemy.
>>732844808yeah it's still a great item overall (desu it might even be slightly op considering it's a common drop) but friendly zombies munching on friendly corpses was a risk i did not consider until it was too late
>>732845058none was made and you didn't play the game
>>732844970>new game comes out>people want to discuss it>autists seethe that it must be astroturfedWhat the fuck do you think the purpose of a forum is?
>>732844750Every indie game is going to pander to ecelebs now with cameos it's too easy. Streamers love it and will post IM IN DA GAEM??? posts for free advertising it's the cheat code for going viral.
>>732845141kvetch harder cheater
>>732845062I did this and my ranger got the "30% accuracy 12 dmg 4 mana cost" attack. He was offered mark as his first skill.Ratboy got fucking impaled on round 2.
>>732844956How is your guy shooting him without him dodging?
>>732845217It’s also funny when the ranger had the Tower Defence skill which automatically shoots 1 damage at anything moving past himPoor rat didn’t get to do anything
>>732845201awww you even asked a friend to take a screen for you just so you can pretend
>fire storm totally ruins my flower buildOkay, fine>two of my cats are locked behind indestructible terrain unable to move standing in fireThat.. That feels like a bug.>win anywaykek
>>732845256NTA but once the boss possesses one of your cats he loses the dodge
>>732844956I wasn't really struggling and managed to beat Guillotina 1 on my first try. Now the first area seems to be significantly harder.I think it adapts based on how well you're playing, so it should get harder if you play well.
>>732845339none of my friends bought it though.Keep kvetching
Is there a purpose for that spell that costs 1 to do nothing?
>>732845256>>732845390Dodges don't work against reaction shots. Tower Defense is busted against him.
KAT FIGHT, KAT FIGHTKAT FIGHT, KAT FIGHT
>>732845529then you're just wrong or retarded, possibly both
>>732845534it allows you to do nothing
>>732845146It's bumping off their gacha threads
Does anyone know if luck affects chance to dodge from tall grass? I know it says it’s 50% but does having high luck further increase that?
>>732844868That's alright, BigFaggot69. We understand.
>>732845462Uh oh, kekGuess I better take advantage of these last 7 days before the game activates hard mode on me. I'll go do the sidequests and try to get the caves and graveyard moves for every collar I got so far.
>>732845529Prove that's your screenshot and your steam account.I'll wait.
>ranger can roll a passive that gives a permanent stat increase if they kill enough units in a battlethis seems INCREDIBLY broken
I used the Persuasion device on a Daddy Shark and it fucking ate Boris.
>>732845621GOT KAT?LETS FIGHT
>>732845632>>732845662>when the bi-polar disorder hitsYeah typical cheatie meltdown lmao
>>732844970You could just... you know... not click on them? You're not obligated to click on every thread that shows up in the catalogue.
>>732837742buy an ad
Are you a Left Loonie, a Middle Magistrate, or a Right Rebel?
>>732845760>Proves nothingThat's what i thought
How much grinding, between-run upgrades, base building, NPC friendship levels, etc and other types of metaprogression is this game filled with compared to other roguelites?
>>732845760>28 seconds in between
>>732845778But I have to let all of my boyfriends on 4chan know that I DO NOT like this game or appreciate other peoples enjoyment.What would they girlipops think of me if I didn't announce what a massive faggot I was 24/7That I don't enjoy throating a million cocks a day?
>>732845860>acting like its 2008 and brown people don't have a phone and a pc to more efficiently samefag
>>732845621BEATDOWNTONIGHT
>>732845713KAT FIGHTKAT FIGHT TONIGHTNUNCHUCKSSWITCHBLADES, ALRIGHTBASEBALLBATS AND SHARP SPIKESSTEP OFFOR THERE'S GONNA BE A KAT FIGHT
>>732845814middle because it is yellow (i haven't played the game yet)
So this entire game is just "DUDE E-CELEB REFERENCES!"?
>>732845814I went green mid, because I never go green or mid usually
Are there any really rare stray cats with a unique design that can pass down genetically?
>>732845974don’t measure everyone by your own yardstick
>>732845390I know the other anon was using Tower Defense but does he actually lose the dodge when he's ejected from the body? Feels like that could save a future run for me.
>>732846053I haven't noticed any. I have noticed meme references from the late 2000s, though. That being said, I have more familiarity with them than e-celebs.
>>732845814i don't like the color red but i picked it anyway because it feels sacrilegious to not use the leftmost slot for a first save
Died to the fat cat that attacked my house. Fuck me.
>>732846185that pussy wants her cream
>>732845621>>732845713>>732846003https://files.catbox.moe/43g5v8.MOV
>>732846101I think he still dodges when he's out of the cat at the end
>>73284605310 hours in and I have seen exactly zero e-celeb references.
>>732846101In the webm you can see him dodge an attack after it.That said 1 HP is 1 HP, chances are good he'll walk through a fire or something.
>>732846003KAT FIGHT, KAT FIGHTGOT CLAWS?THAT'S RIGHT!PLAY FAIR?NO CHANCESHE'LL POUNCESHE'LL BITE
All anon had to do was not savescum.. Shame they cant control their impulses in game now they cant do so either in thread. Really shows it takes a certain kind.
>>732845814I picked leftmost, of course. Always go left from right and top to bottom with saves.
>>732841590It's fucking terrible. His entire poopy pee shtick is nauseating. I don't get how people tolerate it. I played the game for 20 minutes and couldn't stand it just because of that, despite the mechanics being alright.
>>732837742THEM BONES THEM BONESTHEM KITTY BONES
>>732846094measuring it by what I saw when I made the mistake of visiting New York
>spent the last 20 minutes chipping away at Debbyk with 2 points of poison damage from snakes and hair spray>didn't even winI HATE GIMMICK FIGHTS
is this game like chao garden? I like chao garden.
>>732846398>I HATE GIMMICK FIGHTSBad news, bub. Every boss fight is a gimmick fight. Which is based as fuck.
>>732846398Debbyk is the only boss I straight up dislike. Fucking dumb mechanics that make me want to avoid the Boneyard entirely.
Any reason for this furry shovelware being spam shilled?
>>732846308jeezus get edmund's dick out of your mouth first
>>732843816lol at you saying this about a spiritually indian game about pooping and shitting and pissing
>>732846582Damn that’s a lot of buzzwordsToo bad I ain’t readin em
>>732846582(you)
>>732846270>>732846284Okay, good to know. I really struggled to deal damage to him but that's probably cause I didn't know how to prepare or position him.I wasn't really at risk of losing but if he possessed my Tank with 80 Hp we were going to have some problems.
>>732846582Sir we're discussing a video game here.
just win lmao
>>732846621>song about flushing toilets>spiritually indianDESIGNATED
Why is this game getting Jeets in such a tizzy?
The most forced and fabricated snoy shilling campaign for a "game" since Expedition 33.
>>732846467There are "don't stand in front of boss so you're not hit by aoe" gimmick bosses and "boss can only be damaged by hitting him with a weapon held between your asscheeks at an exact 87 degree angle" gimmick bosses.Debbyk is latter.
>>732846782Brown people (nu-/v/) and zoomers are filtered hard by cats
>>732846805>snoy >PC exclusive game
>>732843458i got this event and didn't savescumit gave my cat a leg tumor that reduced speed but increased something else (i don't remember cause he died)
>>732846805why do tendies assume that every game not on the nintendo is funded by sony?
>optimal strategy for a new save is to find 2 strays that breed daily to generate kittens for tink, while running through the alley/sewers over and over exclusively with strays to expand your house and buy furnitureHmm, feels like I wasted time bothering to play around with breeding prior to doing this.
I Apologize for thinking the boneworks was easy. So much fire
>>732846805>PS5>games
>>732846582new game from creator of two other popular games reviewing well. and cats, a meme animal, plus you know how cat people are.
>>732844475>>732844604>>732844786It's just a normal fucking AOE heal, it's just that it never shows up
Oh yeah
>>732846890>So much fireI should've taken a screenshot of my cat with 29 fire stacks against the kaiju boss.
>>732846882Maybe you shouldn't make yourselves so obvious. This trash contains Palworld tier levels of NDS.
SHE IS A BLACK PUSSY
AND IN MY DREAMSI'M THE KING OF CATS
>>732846873reduced collarless spell cost
>>732843654they literally got liquid chris dude
>>732847040(he's the king of cats)
>>732846983I had the revolver that instakills enemies and does big damage to bosses. Ended up trying to “save it for later”, but then got team wipedMoral of the story: use your weapons
For those struggling with Guillotina, have you tried leveling up?
>>732846805Here's a free (You), since you seem desperate for them.
>>732847017what does this game have to do with palworld? you sound schizophrenic
>>732846886elaborate
Anyone identified the Jerma cat yet? I’ve found Zach and Tomar
>>732846983It's weird that Ed mentioned that this is the first of his games with guns in it.I just assumed with all the drugs and child abuse there must be some in Isaac but even with 1000 items there aren't any.
Holy shit, i love Edmund dunking on these sjw retards.
30 bucks is alot for a roguelike, I love the genre and Isaac but might have to wait for sale. T.poor
>man that grub dog with a lot of health is a real pain when his partner dies>ill try killing him first this time>INCOMING TACTICAL NUKE>anyone caught in it is just fucking goneO-Okay then.
>if this game does good enough to get a GOTY nomination at the Game Awards, tjr orchestra will play Flush live Could be kino
>>732847235yeah he dunked on them so hard by inviting them to voice the cats
What the FUCK man
>>732847293>Flute guy going hard while the choir sings about fecal movementAbsolute Cinema
>>732847305>he needs more than three roundsgit gud Tom
>>732847305Three turns is a long time. Also it's just a debuff so priest can just cleanse it.
>>732847208Dead Baby Dress-up has guns in it.They're even in the thumbnail on Newgrounds.
>>732847110I got a Nuke I was saving in my inventory for a rainy day.Thought it would do big damage to Guilotina but only ended up dealing 10 but the acid pools and fire it spawned helped out a lot.Moral of the Story: Sometimes it's good to save items but you should use them if you feel anxious immediately.
>>732847208Ed was strictly against putting real weapons in Isaac at first, that's why Isaac only ever used his tears and other bodily fluids mostly.But then the Antibirth team added Spirit Sword and he stopped caring.
>>732847171Found Tomar tooThere is also a deep Me-Yaow guy who seems familiar
Having seen a few video of this game Honestly it's hard for me to believe this game is actually good and it's not just the same brainless NPC who made Vampire Survivor popular falling again for streamerslopWhy not play an actual SRPG over this? Haven't you seen how beautiful FFT looks? And you are playing this game full of literal shit?
>>732847301Its not about who is voicing these cats, but to dunk on the people who are fabricating fake outcry because h3h3 and matan are on the game
Is there a way to control specifically how you move on your turn? the auto-pathing keeps moving me into danger or fire
>>732847431Its not like the sword breaks the theming, Isaac's a kid. He's probably seen a knight before
>>732837782YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRR'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BROWN
>>732843594There's a couple of people that make lefties seethe and the guy who famously raped his mom
>>732844970Filter mewgenics out you fucking retard, jesus christ.The people like you who whinge endlessly about this just because you think its cool to be contrarian are exhausting in every aspect of yourself.
>mage with improved meteor spell which stuns and passive that lets other cats use the last spell you castguillotina didn't have a chance
>>732847362>>732847365Irrelevant, died to mama faggot despite killing the boss itself because she has 43,000 adds and I guess my surviving cat had some sort of DoTAt least I unlocked a new friend I guess
>>732845814oh christ there's going to be a 3,000,000% like Isaac isnt there?
>>732847150Tink unlocks hand over information you need to breed cats properly. Base stats, libido, sexual preferences, family tree ect.Furniture affects the cats breeding, including the chance the cat takes the higher stat of its 2 parents or the lower one, as well as which abilities from the parents that get inherited. Better furniture = better stats and batter inherits.No point in wasting time engaging with the breeding mechanic until you have both.There is not much point in going crazy breeding until you have both. You are just spinning tires.
>Gulliotina again again
>>732847431Do you mean things that only function as weapons? Cause Mom's Knife has been in the game since day 1.
>>732841524Damn bro you really thought you cooked with that one
Even nicer, wish this things won't break so fast...
>>732847489I have already played FFT and Tactics Ogre. There's something to be said about a random roguelike experience with quick battles.
>>732847659how many are there? i'm at the third rematch so far
>>732845641You mean /pol/ and twitter screencap threads or the 10+ threads about current tortanic hopful AAA gameIt's really telling when people ignore the above to tag on "game i don't like"
>>732847514Not that I'm aware of. Think I tried leading it via closer tiles but wasn't successful.The game just sort of decided that if I was going to go to that tile I was going to walk over the bear trap I knew about.
>>732847812Why do trannies always start seething about /pol/?
>>732847510h3h3 is as much of an sjw as these people
>>732841287Every once in a while I have to fight the urge to make a Resetera account to respond to someone particularly stupid and probably get banned immediately.
>>732847803There's a forth boss fight against her? Lmao
>>732847894sorry i misspoke, i meant third fight so second rematch
>>732847948I'd probably guess fucking six since her first two fights drop the keys for the final act 1 level
>>732842017>SwainThe Madness guy?
Can we just discuss the fucking game and if not can you fuck off back to /pol/?
Alien crater!Feline invader!Alien crater!Feline invader!Alien crater!Feline invader!Alien crater!Feline invader!
>>732848046You are not discussing the game.
>>732847878All politics are /pol/, even /leftypol/, and everyone who engages in them has to be skinned alive for the board to improve
>Get an achievement for killing 12 cats>8.8% of players have this achievementGod damn, I really do suck at this game
first time in boneyard… should i do hard path? im kind of scared
>>732848173You have a pretty good selection of cats but why ruin a good run?
>>732848173Go for it or no balls
>>732841163Had one too, I only remember a line about a bowtie and a>Here comes the sadAnnoying but she was a good mana dispencer for the team
>>732848173You won't make progress without taking risks
>>732841976Roguelite tactics RPG.We live in an age where people are both paid and otherwise highly compelled to stir shit at every possible moment. In 2013 this game would have had damn near no negative reception and I am heavily inclined to not trust anyone who would deny that. I don't even say that to necessarily defend the game because it does have glaring issues, but it's still a lot of fun.
>'Necrophage, huh? "This cat will cannibalises bodies for permanent stat buffs". That doesn't sound so bad. Eating enemy corpse can be useful sometimes'>mfw one of my cats goes down
>>732848258I can't stand that voice and it shows up in every other party I make. >Wrapped it up>Put a bow on itSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>732848381Cannibal cats are satans work, i had an entire team eaten because of that. Still won
>>732837742I don't know, I hear everyone saying how good it is but I just look at it and can't see how I would enjoy something so depressing looking.
>>732848046Is it an innocuous time for a jew to publish a game about eugenics, featuring convicted rapists as cameo appearances?
What are my cats doing bro
>>732847667Mostly stuff like traditional RPG weapons. But mom's knife also had plot relevancy so it had that excuse at least.
>>732848557where can i check this?
>>732848557when do you unlock this?
The bunker's song is funhttps://youtu.be/DHlF2EQeK6Y
Bruh Guilotina 3 is fucking my shit up.
Yup it shows
>>732848619>>732848630Give your kittens away to Tink. It's his 4th upgrade, if I remember correctly.
>>732848750Multi hit attacks works wonders on that fight since you can hit the same enemy multiple times if they are fat enough.This one carried me hard.
>>732848750I love how the tooltips for her are entirely useless and when she spawns Mama Maggot totally unprompted I was furious. >"oh we're making the game way more informational than Isaac, everything is explained">half the enemies don't have their behavior explained
>>732848847>4thdamn i'm only on the second onei guess i'll just spam kittens for it
I got my first Guillotina fight coming up in three days. What happens if you lose? Does she keep mowing down your retired cats until you run out?
All three of my retired mages have been murdered by other cats in the house.Nobody will fuck even with 4 comfort.Fuck this, I'm going max appeal and getting strays. FUCK YOUR EUGENICS, STEAKMUND.
>>732842809Anon... you just describe a situation where follow up would be useful. At least your honest.
>>732849115don't you need the other stat for segs too? stimulation
>>732841452You'll hit an enemy with a basic attack. As a tank your basic attack pushes them away.You'll place a rock where they used to be.Then you'll move forward as far as possible... which will be straight into the rock. So you go nowhere.
I FUCKING DIED TO DYBUKK WHEN HE WAS 1 HP THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKERHE KILLED MY CATS WHO COULD HIT HIM
Hey, where's that smell coming from?
>>732837782>open mewgenics thread>see immediate brown seetheyou niggas are so predictable
>>732841275>"UGH! I-IS THAT... A GAME NOT MADE BY INDUSTRY GIANTS? SH-SHILL! ASTROTURF! BUY AN AD!">"Anyway, dude look at this new game by [AAA company] for only $59.99 (available on Steam, XBox, and Playstation)! Isn't it so go woke go broke and such a tranny game? Haha we should all buy it to laugh at how bad and woke it is! That'll show them!"How curious...
Druid class fucks HARD damn
I literally just looked at the cameo VA list. Why are trannies shitting out hair pusballs in a rage when 99% of the cameos are shitlibs? Is it literally just because of Ethan and Hila?
Don't care about VAsPost videos
>>732849361WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
I got a cat with incontinence (pees and makes water everytime they get hit) and brought it to the desert, it was actually really good and helped me refill water bottles a lotAnyway guess who got killed as soon as they got home without passing it on to kittens
>>732837782fpbp
what's so sad about taking naps anyways?
>>732849058you keep loosing 4 cats until you beat her
>>732849801Cant fuck while you're asleep
>>732848214>>732848249>>732848286alright it wasnt so bad
>>732837782It's gonna die next month, relax
>>732849570>round 1 kill, +10 luck>0 coinsBased.
Literally nothing wrong with having sex with cousins
>intro cutscene is randomizednow this is sovl
>>732849570>Don't care about VAsWhich VAs?>Post videosNah.
>>732845825played for 4 hours so far:>you start with a group of 4 cats with random stats and abilities. >you can assign a class to each of them to your heart's desire >you can unlock new classes as you play. >during a run, you get food and coins which you can spend in shops (in a run or back home) or abilities. >you can also get items and consumables that provite permanent stats>if one of your cats levels up, you can choose between 4 abilities or passives>once you kill the boss in a level, you can choose between going back home or continuing. >going back home, your cats get retired, as in you cant play with them anymore, and the items they have go to your storage.>so you can either get more cats by breeding (doing this keeps their stats so you can progress deeper into runs) or getting more cats that appear after each night. >each night you food gauge gets reduced depending on the number of cats your home has. >you can also decorate your house so cats fight less and breed more. >also use cats or kittens to upgrade your home, storage, more features and so onhope this helps
Slowly filtering the filth from my cat gene pool and only letting the strong survive actually works. Now my kittens for the most part have 6-7 base stats, some get good mutations and some other inherit good skills.This eugenics thing is actually starting to pay off. My runs are starting to get a lot smoother again.Game needs an UI upgrade so i can check a list of all my cats and their stats at a glance.
>Nice little bow on top>Wrapped it all upSHUT UPBE QUIET
>>732849980Inshallah based Muslim brother
>>732848847>>732849031same,did the 2nd yesterday :(
>>732837782>getting them right in the xlitties this hard
do cats die of old age?i figured they would but i forgot to vive away some retired cats i was experimenting with and they lived for like 18 days
>>732850423I'm glad we're suffering the same shitty VA lmao
>>732845825You'll need to do substantial amount of runs to unlock town upgrades, but each run will be significantly different, even through same zones and with same classes. Some upgrades can be target grind with specific classes, not that bad.You don't grind each cat since all it's leveling is done during a run and it goes only once.Much later you will be going for those mewgenics and breeding, that is possible time consuming. No-one is at that stare to properly tell tho.
Who is the gay guy who wants kittens? Isn't he just a foppish metrosexual hetero guy. That isn't very uncommon in american cities kek.
Just realized there's a game speed option.Speed 2 feels right but sometimes zooms too hard when multiple stuff happen at the same time.
>>732849983This game has tons of soulful details I love it.
>>732843594Brittany Venti is in it but just credited as "Brittney"(Yes, spelled incorrectly).
>>732850667I haven't felt the need to fuck with the game speed yet, it's only been tedious when a cat has an ability like Gamble with a long animation that you want to spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRX2VAu5uvE
>>732850649He is literally called Tink, just a W away from being called Twink.
>>732850538Yes after they grow old and tired, but they can also live a decent amount after that
>>732849914nice
>>732850684Ew I didn't know there's blacks in this game
>>732850619almost Lynchi-nyan
>>732849983>intro cutscene has like 300 variations because its directly ripping the simpsonsungodly based ed
>>732850828One of his lines of dialogue mentions his wife and how "she" was bothered by the player's noisiness, but that could also be slang
>>732850859i don't think any of mine even got that, assuming it's an even like sex or fights
>>732837782I don't get why everyone's getting so mad. Super meat boy was just kaizo levels before mario maker made them popular and binding of reddit is an RNG based slog. Edmund being a hack is established and consistent behaviour.And worst of all I didn't even know this game was in development until people started talking about it out of nowhere. Why should I care?
>>732850684So in a list of like 50 VAs the only one with right of center views is a clout chasing drama queen with hot, saggy mulatto tits, yet trannies are still having aneurysms?
My cats killed each other 1 day before the fat cannibal cat showed up. She had 22hp left when I fielded 3
>>732850975It could just be an alibi wife, sometimes gay dudes get married just for the sake of better finances and to avoid suspicion.
>>732851018People started talking about it "out of nowhere" because it came close to its release date anon
I don't why my cats are exploding instead of being downed...
I liked the original concept better than whatever this is
I hate this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>732851232Just lock him in the corner, simple as.
>>732851018>binding of reddit is an RNG based slogThen how come I can rig runs very consistently?People who say Isaac is nothing but luck out themselves as knowing nothing about the game
>>732851232no lube in the crate hole
The house radio is so fucking good. They really knocked it out of the park with the music in this one>BLAAAAACKKKK PUSSSSYY
>>732851157That's the thing though, they ONLY started talking about it when it came close to release.Other games have had discussion for years before they crossed the finish line.
Toxoplasmosis is a hell of a thing
Were we supposed to discuss it for an entire decade based one trailer and a few screenshots?
>>732849203Comfort effects secks frequencyStimulation effects seggs efficiency.Ultimately without stimulation a kitten is no better than a stray without the benefit of fresh genetics.4 comfort is pretty low anyway, that's "barely bought any furniture" level.
>>732851232Fought him once so far and yeah he's a bastard, my team barely had any AoE and by the time I got him cornered everyone was pretty beat up.Luckily he possessed my cleric who barely had any offensive capability so I managed to win in the end but it cost me 2 kitties
>archer bursted down elite daddy shark in one turnMagic is a meme, never running anything besides archers and fighters for dmg from now on.
>>732851018It has been actively promoted and talked about for the last year. It's your problem you are a clueless retard not paying attention.
>>732851321>Then how come I can rig runs very consistently?I guess you have the autism genes for it. Which is cool, you know a lot about the game, but I don't want to spend a month to learn how to manipulate RNG just to get to the end.
>>732851018>Super meat boy was just kaizo levels before mario maker made them popular and binding of reddit is an RNG based slog.Wrong on both accounts. There's nothing "kaizo" about SMB. And a good player can consistently win pretty much every run in Isaac.
>>732841287>Um excuse me sir, we don't have the patience for your silly little cat game when there is a heckin' genocide happening.
>>732850765Based
>kooky every unit has knockback 5 scientist sidequest>just fortnite box myself in and have my tinkerer nuke everything in five rounds>everything that passes the box line gets pinponged between them until they die
>>732851461>but I don't want to spend a month to learn how to manipulate RNG just to get to the end.Brother I have a measly 300 hours in Isaac and I don't have nearly the encyclopedic knowledge of the synergies some people do.You just need to know a few tricks and mechanics to balance out bad RNG enough to survive and thrive.That or reset the first level until you get a good start.
>>732851362That's a you problem. Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it didn't exist. People have been talking about Mewgenics for the 15 years it has been in development limbo.
>>732851232I hate the lack of counter for the possession. There's no trick or smart play for it.
>>732845825It's heavy on the metaprogression systems but the metaprogression is mostly fairly low impact from what I can gather, bar the area gating.
>>732851226Maybe it's got something to do with the meat cube in your hand
>>732851362It's because Edmund personally did a shitton of podcasts and streams in a short timespan
>>732851232I've set the whole zone on fire and mage auto casting + 1 magic missile helped. Love the song tho, my favorite out of starting zones.
>>732851617>felt cheeky>cast cleric clense on the possessed cat>nothing happenswould have been kino...
>>732851465Yeah, Kaizo is purposefully bullshit level design made to catch you off guard and require stupid levels of precision.SMB is just a challenging platformer. My sister beat SMB and she barely plays videogames.
>should probably "retire" my oldest cat as her stats aren't as good as the newer ones for breeding with>can't bring myself to send her off to a random sickoMan, I get too attached to these shitty fuzzballs
>>732851645Meant to reply to >>732851214
>>732851617Maybe DoTs don't count as last cat dmg?
>>732851949Yeah, I realized like two minutes after I asked. Real DSP moment.>cast play dead>I dieWOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>732841590>Reeeee where is my ray tracing
>>732851959They do, on my first attempt Dybbuk died to a poison tick and possessed the cat that gave it poison
Is mewgenics a roguelike?
Steakmund is a huge faggot and I hate him but he aligns with me politically so i have to suck his dick and love his game
>>732852082yes, see >>732850116
>>732852082Yes, you breed and pick cats to send on adventures. They get you food and money you can spend on building a better home so you can have more and better cats.
>literally second combat in the run>my tank gets blood frenzy and kills my entire teamthanks senpai
>>732851830The Fire Emblem effect
>>732851326The DJ really helps tie it all together. Feels like a GTA radio station
>>732843464You don't really need money to make an indie game, specially when they are flash games, just patient and he made a lot of tiny games on his early days when he was still a teenager. I know you have a hate boner little kid so is better you drink some milk and take a nap. you will understand once you become an adult.
>>732851363So is the HRT you're on troon.
>it's another "one or two teammates have a dogshit starter passive and ruins all synergy potential"I'm tired of this episode
>>732841287NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST, WE GO THERE FOR OIL AND THATS ITFUCK THEM ALL
>>732841931le hecking quirk chungus uwu
It's a poop shit fart cat game about inbreeding strays. Enough of the political bullshit
Does stimulation affect the kitten's stats at the moment of conception or can I move him to another room after he's born?
>>732852576everything is political, CHUD
>>732844680found the goy
>>732852576poop & piss and cats are inherently political
>>732852652Birth and conception happen on the same night.
>>732852576No, I will not support a game that has black negro women in it like Brittany Venti.
>>732852652We should ask Science!
ALIEN CRATERFELINE INVADERALIEN CRATERFELINE INVADERhttps://youtu.be/UvIFccXk6Hs?list=RDUvIFccXk6Hs Best song in the game
>>732852743What I mean is do I have a comfort room for making cats and a stim room for kittens or do I need both in the same room
>get a RLM cat>it's terrible and inbredlike pottery
>>732852486>Isaac R key spammers when throwing away a run has negative effects
>Mewgenics Situation is Insane
im only a few hours into the game but im guessing cat breeding doesn't really matter at this stage? im trying to breed my retired cats but they're just having boring kittens with level 5/6 stats
>>732852486>A random challenge in my rogueliteI'm so sorry this happened to you
What the fuck happened to Northernlion's voice??? I havent watched him in like a decade.
>>732852919No, you'll need to upgrade house with decoration to increase breed rate and positive stat outcomes
>>732852919Act 1 is freebie blank slate cat win. Act 2 needs items and such built around the cats stats or you'll die. You don't really need to focus in on min maxxing breeding though, just stick the good retired cats in the attic for breeding and you'll be good
>>732852919yeah, just shove cats with good stats into their own room and don't worry about it beyond that, it's not worth minmaxing until you at least have tink upgrades and some furniture
Is this game good for casuals? My gf is addicted to cult of the lamb and thinks mewgenics is cute, but I dont want to buy it if its too complicated for a woman since I have no interest in playing it
>>732852919Don't bother too much with minmax breeding right now.Just try to weed out the shitty kittens and you will be fine.Later on with more rooms you will be able to actually engage into eugenics.
>>732853159Game's not brutal but it can get pretty challenging so a shitter like your gf will probably get filtered.Also its very very long
>>732851232he can't dodge moves that auto target, the mage triple magic missiles fucks him up good
>>732853159It's not really anything like Cult of the Lamb if that matters
did anyone else have thorn arrows + traps on green collar? i wonder if one overrides the other
CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT
>>732853535You can put traps on terrain without overriding the terrain
So is the game good?
>act 2are there acts? or are people just calling it that?
If this follows Isaac then all the dlc and updates will make it worse and worse
>>7328530313nd puberty
>>732853031He does the over the top funny talking streamer persona all the time now, instead of chill guy playing indie. Not as close to the mic as before, so the voice is higher and thinner and tend to talk loudly, so levels are tuned to yelling instead of radio like recording.
>>7328536323 acts. 5 levels each with an unlockable harder final level for each
>>732853535>>732853609yeah I got it myself now, it essentially gives you bear trap that deals 7
>>732853159Make sure she would enjoy tactics games first at least>>732853632Yes there's acts, different from the chapters
>>732853159Dev's wife plays it just fine, 150+ hours in
>>73285361617 hours in, only scratching the surface, still having fun and looking forward to playing more.Some annoying QoL issues but nothing dealbreaking in my opinion
>>732853740Can you go back to Act 1 after you've reached Act 2?
>>732853740>>732853797damn this game is big, after 16 hours i only unlocked the desert lol
>>732853632theres3 acts + 5 stages each + 3 more extra stages + 1 final stage
Holy fuck Dybbuk almost made me slam my desk. >phase 1 easy as shit after my tank boxed him in preventing his dodge >figure I'll make him take over my 12hp ranger for a quick phase 2>ranger has splitshot basic attack, rubber arrows, cupid's arrow, and bramble patch>downs my cleric and charms my tank on his first turn>charmed tank fears my necromancer who is now my only remaining controllable unit>somehow have enough mana to sunburn him then shadowstep into range for a basic attack and some shitty weapon attack >dots put him at 5hp>I'm in melee range so he focuses on the charmed tank further away>shoots a bramble patch over there>runs into it>diesWas shitting my pants after the rubber charm arrow came out.
I got ghost boss he possessed my fighter after dead who one shotted my tank, processed to enrage himself 4 times then killed himself because of confusion and hit himself 2 times because of hamster style+.The feeling of disappoinment that I stupidly lost this run turning into laughter after this happened was amazing
>>732853616i'm looking forward to playing it when i'm not playing it so yes
>>732853837Yes, they get harder too. You get a lot of achivos for replaying them and side quests.
