Sensei, a special box from the archives have arrived.
Bad dragon?
Chrono Trigger?
>>732927292Post hand.
>>732927292WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX!!!!!!
>>732927292horse cock or dog cock dildo?
im waiting op
if it's not a dragon gildo i'll be angry
Sonic totem?
>>732927292not another butt-plug, please
I'm going to need a reasonably sized knife for this.
>>732927292HURRY THE FUCK UP NIGGER
where hand?
>>732927609what you need is to paint those walls and de-dust that room dude
pls no vaporeon
>>732927609Faggot
I spy something pink!
>>732927292>Senseiit'll be weeb shit no need to monitor the thread
>>732928040amy rose flashlight
>>732927704fuck off normalfaggot
It's autismo shit and your hand will be brown. Next thread.
>>732928082but thats exactly why we are here
>>732928040Troon
>>732928154kek what
>>732928182kill yourself normalfaggot
>>732928040Pipkin Pippa fleshlight.
>>732928194kill yourself newfag
>>732927292YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BRANDI HAVE SPECIAL EYES
>>732928040fumo, but which one?
>>732928212after you, bro.
>>732928040It's either that one loli from Blue Archive that talks like a yakuza, or it's a haunted Astolfo bean plushie that sucks your dick and calls you gay
Huh there are 2
>>732928360Where are the video games in the box? I'm here to see video games.
>>732928360they are asphyxiating wtf let them out
>>732928360>good smile company plushOP a lolicon
>>732927704
>>732928360>not a dildoCringe!
>>732928483>loliconWe call them based pedos on 4chan
Nihahahahhaha
>>732928538lol
>>732927292Condoms?
>>732928538Dust 1 Home...
>>732928360o mai gotto it's Mari and Koyuki!!
>>732928253triggered the schizo that never cleans his room>>732928538based
Koyuki's birthday is tomorrow and Mari is here to bless the space.
>>732928593spread her legs open and show the bottom
>>732928593>>732928750Kill the pink creature
cool japanese funko pops faggot
Surely they won't kill me in my sleep right?
cool chinese meme plushies anon
>>732929060Lock the doors and pray
I feel bad thinking about what these plushies will witness from now on
>>732929060From which chinese sweat shop you're ordering this?
>>732928750just in time for borthday
i am enjoying this resurgence of unboxing threads/v/ is healing
>>732929060Thought I was the only stuck opening my packages with knives
>>732929549the lack of bad dragon dildos is disappointing though
>>732929683I fucking love knives.
>>732929356https://www.nin-nin-game.com/en/I had to pay over 100 USD for these 2.Half of that was shipping and handling
Wildhunt Status?
>>732929764Don't mind me, just posting my Spain Franco's military knives.
>>732929060how much
>>732931347nvm I didn't see the spoiler
>>732931347See>>732929928
Neru Matrimony
>fuck off normalfaggot
>>732929060everytime
why are these threads not deleted on sightfuck off
>>732929764Please keep your wives and your knives is separate containers. For safety reasons.
>>732927404Ready for your medical check /v/? OwO
>>732928212Uh oh, melty
>>732929060Congrats on the plushies, wish the pink one a happy birthday tomorrow
>>732928483Did you know that 4chan has been funded by them quite a lot?
>>732933868where's (female)?
>>732928538>de dust>is full of dustI don't get it.
>>732929060congrats
>>732930941
>>732937905Where is she going?
Which archives? Where? Who built them? Why?
>>732929060How old are you to be buying little dolls?
>>732936186
>>732938121Home.
>>732938767both middle and right are males
Man I'm gunna stop checking unboxing threads, these have been consistently horrendous
>>732939985Hey just the other week a guy had a giant rabbit onahole and it was sort of funny.
>>732940031>it was sort of funnyIt really wasnt
/v/aca are you alive?
>>732928360>>732928593Cute plush koyukifag
>>732929060I wish I could slit your throat :(
>>732938131I'm 36
>>732940907unc archive...
>>732941435Every sensei is over 30
>>732929060This is gayer than letting a man fuck you
>>732941435You're just a student in need of correction, watch your goddamn mouth
>>732941510>>732941597im 22
>>732941624Confirmed correction material
>>732927609Tactigay knife. No taste spotted.If you're an Amerilard get a real knife like a Bark River, faggot.I can only imagine what kind of videogame garbage you bought.
>>732940568New wagashi when?
>>732928593>>732929060>it's not even videogamesI knew it was gonna to be gay but I was still disappointed.
Should I roll Fuyu if I don't have Kanass? Blue armor always seemed kind of shit for raids.
>>732931236>when you need to open a cerveza in between killing subhuman commies>>732929764I don't use my good knives to open packages. I use a cheap Mora.
