Millenials sells his house to live in a van so he doesn't have to work and play Marvel Rivals all day
>>732936991based, ((( bankers ))) will seethe at this btw
>>732936991smart, wagecucking is death
>>732936991looks quite comfy.
>>732937285>>732937416It won't be smart or comfy when he wants to bed a girl
How? This will be me in 20 years just remember (((they))) don’t want you to get an RV because you can live in that shit forever
>>732936991I don't understand, the pitbull is unnecessary to get rid of children since he's not bringing any woman to that van anyway.
>>732936991>so he doesn't have to workhow does he pay for food and gas
>>732936991good for him, I can't imagine the horror of having to play marvel rivals all day
>>732936991You must contribute to society. STOP!
Do everything in your power to cuck the nose tribe.Do not pay for subscriptions.Do not pay rent.Do not pay for a mortgage.Find non-work ways to generate income.Fake mental illness.
Based, I hate having to work playing Marvel Rivals all day
>>732936991Comfy but thinking about laundry and having to empty the toilet tank and fill up water and stuff sounds stressful.
Where do you shit?Where do you shower?Where do you get running water?Where you get electricity?Retards.
>>732938236Public toilets.Use disposable wash cloths.Highway gas stations.The vehicle battery charges an auxiliary battery while driving.
>>732938236gas stationsgymrainwaterwifi/charging phone at gym
>>732938236>doesn't understand how RVs work>thinks anyone but him is a retardKYS moron.
>>732937971>Find non-work ways to generate income....robbing people?
>>732937587>has sexual urges that can't be satisfied with a quick wankIt never began for you
>>732937639I never understood the stigma if you have the ability to make money while on the road isn't the nomad lifestyle superior? Don't like a place just leave no more jobs in an area np. I literally can't see a downsides.
>>732936991>it's comfy>noice>basedPeople parroting this never had to live like this. It's fun for a week of holiday, then it quickly becomes nightmarish.
>>732938457If your car needs work then your home is in the shop.
>>732936991this will be me someday but with overwatch
>>732938409most people living like this runs a beef jerky business/beard cream/ hair oil/ etc
>>732938457A fundamental issue is the powers at be are trying very hard to make sure you can't live like this. You'll notice in cities that every area is either pay parking, or a time limit zone where you can't stay for more than 1-2 hours. Free parking outside of residential zones is becoming increasingly difficult, and even those are now ever-increasingly demanding proof your vehicle belongs there.
>>732938082laundry? there's a laundro mat somewhere in town or you can ask a friendly neighbor to borrow their washing machineemptying the septic tank? same deal though id only expect such facilities to exist outside or on the edge of city limits
>>732938448>has sexual urges that can't be satisfied with a quick wank>It never began for youThis is also what THEY want. You really showed women! Don't have a family, play games all day and jack off in front of your van dog
Except for the sink-shower this looks based.
>>732938457I'm guessing you don't get much gypsies in your area
>>732936991manMarvelrivals players live like THAT?Come back home to Overwatch.all you have to swap that dog for a flying cat tho
>>732938350>>732938362>>732938363You morons wouldnt last a week
>>732936991>so he doesn't have to work and play Marvel Rivals all dayi'd be tempted to sell my house too if it meant i wouldn't have to play marvel rivals
>>732938783i'd be fine. you figure it out as you go
>>732938597Becasue no one wants bums around. These RV retards are bums, simple as.
>>732938654>This is also what THEY want. You really showed women! Don't have a family, play games all day and jack off in front of your van dogthe retard fears the funhaver
>>732938783>Asks the most basic "how do you-" questions>Given the most blatant answers>Y-you all wouldn't last a week!Comical.
>>732938597Because it's unsightly to have a bunch of rape vans and RV's parked all over the place, plus they have to empty their grey water somewhere so if there's a bunch of them in one area that isn't built to support it you'll have problems.
>>732937587How many women do you bed?
>>732938863You are being manipulated by people who want to gouge every penny from your wallet.
>>732937695By living on his parents property and leeching off of them.
>>732936991Imagine playing a stressful, unfun game everyday.
>>732938409>Robbing is wrong unless the rich do itLol
>>732936991>roof>food>pc>carYou don't need more.
>>732939031Dude owns a pibble he clearly isn't capable of making rational decisions.
>>732936991>doesn't have to workand what about gas, car repairs, and the inevitable mold that accumulates in there
>>732936991I feel dirty and unwashed if i don't do showerLiving in a van i will defdinitely STINK up quickly and without being able to to go the bathroom any time i want would fucking drive me crazy...
>>732936991Why does the inside look bigger than the outside? Fake shit.
>>732939031marvel rivals isnt stressful just dont play ranked, casual mode is god tier and comfy fun. i just finished playing like 10 matches
>>732936991it's for tiktok views you retard
>>732939185Have you never been inside a large volume van before?
>>732939208>marvel rivals isnt stressful just dont play ranked, casual mode is god tier and comfy fun. i just finished playing like 10 matches
Reminder thanks to solar panels and starlink you can shitpost on /v/ anywhere in the world.
>>732939312>Have you never been inside a large volume van before?Noi'm not a child
>>732936991Is he going to shock the dog?
>>732936991Issue with this type of living is the people around you. Unless you go all Uncle Ted theres gonna be prowlers scoping your shit, you may not notice them but theyres more of them than you think.And yes while you can prepare to excersise your 2nd amendment rights. Not every state has Castle Doctrine and if they do may not treat vehicles the same as they do homes. Plus most would rather avoid the entire ordeal as really inside a stationary vehicle is one of the last places you want to discharge a firearm or get into a shootout.Just performative numale/influencer shit from what is more than likely a trust fund baby living off mommy and daddy's allowance/inheritance
>>732936991Can't tell if based or cringe. On one hand it's cringe because you live in the equivalent of a cuckshed, on the other hand you don't have to pay any jewish taxes for a piece of dirt, and you can relocate almost anywhere.
>>732937587You never been to a truck stop?
>>732939312I don't have cuck friends that live in a van.
>>732938984Just the one for now :)Infinitely more than you
>>732939208>play casual mode>teammates bitch at you for not playing the meta>if you don't switch, they leave>bots, forced 50/50Also hero shooters are just panicky foodfights.
>>732938528this desui lived out of a van for two weeks and i was miserable by the end of it
>>732937971My issue is thisWe do this and they ramp up social spending until the country becomes Argentina tier to which the Long Noses bail to 111th country to suck dry before they feel the consequences of their actions and leave everyone to be fucked and knee deep in economic shit OrIt encourages pajeet and chink tier behavior where civic virtue is an alien concept and you have to treat everyone as a potential mark for a scam/nickel and dime type hustle
>>732936991>Millenials sellsIndian twitter post.
>>732938654>he judges his own worth by medieval principlesyour future wife will cheat on you and you'll kill yourself after thinking you achieved your white picket fence dream
A lot of hateful van haters ITT Post your perfect wife and kids rabbi Noseberg
>>732936991It's nice until Crystal Methany and Tyrone bust in so they can pawn anything of value for drug money
>>732936991Based. But rivals fucking sucks. Leave it to Chongs to not know what game balance is.
>>732937587She probably knows a few places around the middle school they could use
>>732936991Retardit's worse than living in prisonbecause you can't just walk around because there is no space in Vanyou can' even exercise.You have to live your car and walk around outside like a retard. otherwise you would feel wafuland sitting inside your car stinking it up all day because there is no shower and ventilation is an absolute terible idea.AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING DOG INSIDE ?!Holy shit tiktok zoomers please dont fall for this memehe clearly made it for clicks
>>732939835Nah I think its neat but it's only possible in civil places like Europe.Much like motorcycling. Its suicide in the states cause to get a license all you need to do is rub two braincells together leading to a shit ton of fatally bad drivers.
>>732936991Interesting idea, but my job has roots and I like having space for my things. Maybe in another life I would have been a nomad.
>>732939962>AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING DOG INSIDEwell yeah how else is he supposed to get milk
>>732939962>>732939962>it's worse than living in prison>because you can't just walk around because there is no space in Van>you can' even exercise.You can... Drive to the gym?
>>732939467Even Uncle Ted got his cave discovered because of prowlers and passer bys noticing his lair
>>732939002was going to ask where he parks this thing, but you just answered my question.(living out in the woods, these fucking vanlife CUNTS need to stop shitting up our forest roads. I hope every single one of them gets murdered by a hobo.)
>>732939990>in civil places like Europewe have a lot of old couples or old retired men driving around in Campers/living in them for a while.Imagine parking your camper in some comfy european forest and go to eat in a nearby village that looks like Kingdom Heartsyeah i would live in a van like that
>>732940114those are called FBI agents; and yes, they are obnoxious pests.
>>732939962>walk around outside like a retardTouch grass once in your life loser
>>732937587He's pretty so they wont care, but you...
>>732936991>Reeee! I can't afford to live in the big shitty right by all the "amenities" and my fellow bug chasers>This means housing is le unaffordable and I'll never own one>Instead of getting a rich job for a rich life I know what I'll do >I'll live in a cramped van amassing Ebux I'll throw in a bank account to lose value to inflation >Then when the entire gig is up I'll unleash a legendary crashout and pollute the internet with more insane doomshit >All while begging my dying parents for money>Can't wait for them to kick the bucket so I have a million or two more to burn away >YOLO amirite my fellow millenitards?
>>732940087>Drive to the gym?ah yes...hanging around in my local gym (+ paying monthly subscription) when i want to poop/piss...local gyms are so romantic...yes....such life of a nomad...
>>732939490You do have to pay taxes on vehicles though, so either way you're still paying.
>>732940276>Touch grass once in your life loserI do In my garden. Fucking retard zoomoid.
>>732936991>stupid selfish faggot forces a dog to be that cooped up when it isn't pooping and peeingOf course.
Literally just "tiny homes" foid pinterest social programming slop but repackaged for men kek. You vill own nothing, eat bugs and live in a pod and you will be happy but make it BASED.>Ugh, how DARE White men live in houses in the cities their ancestors built, those are meant for mohammed the welfare leeching rapefugee and his three underage wives and 19 kids!
>>732938851heyooooooooo
>>732936991lol what a performative little faggot
>>732939962This. When the weather is bad I thank God that I can walk around my house and garage. These Millie douches can't imagine anyone else aspiring to more than being a literal prisoner in a fucking vehicle. It's a VEHICLE! The world has gone mad.-t. will enjoy his space today.*grumbles* ....can't even put one (1) arcade cab in that "home."
>>732936991Staged engagement bait.Non of those videos and cool stories you see are real.
>Millenial and Gen Zers on tik tok discovered Truck Driver lifestyle.Never ceases to amaze me that they are incapable of seeing 2 feet in front or look behind them. They truly do think theyre pioneers and trailblazer of original ideas huh?
>>732940548They absolutely hate that Americans still dream of owning as much property as possible. This is why they employ all these tactics. Convince them living in a box is comfy or more virtuous. Convince them that housing is too expensive. Convince them that it will be better as public land. Convince them that no one needs to own that much land. Convince them it makes them unsafe or otherwise insecure. Convince them owning property is evil. So on and so forth. It is a miracle that American housing development outpaces these guys. If it weren't for the American dream, we'd all be living in pods by now. Once again the geography of America btfos tyrants.
>>732939962>walk around outside like a retard.
>>732937204just wait until the bankers boot his car
>>732940360someone sounds bitter and lonely
>>732940472>I do >In my garden.NTA but do you perchance look like this?
>>732940548>mohammed the welfare leeching rapefugee and his three underage wives and 19 kidsThey're true patriots.
>>732940973You can never actually own enough land. Even being on 7 acres, it's not enough.. it's a bit like being middle class in a rich neighborhood, you're just close enough to see what really making it is.
>>732938457use to be that normal people had homesonly drifters, gypsies and conmen wandered the road
>>732936991>MillenialsWhy do zoomies struggle so much with this word?
>>732936991Last year, my friend found a wow streamer with literally 0 viewers who'd stream with his whole gaming rig from inside of a starbucks. When the store would close, he'd pack up everything back into his van and sleep and the next morning unpack everything into the store lolYou could see kids running around and constantly looking at him. It was bizarre
>>732941157Millenilinials
>>732936991Comfy, and why would you want to participate in basedciety anyways?
>>732936991jewish guy with rich parents larps as a nomad
>>732936991"Van life" influencers always remind me of Gabby Petito and in hindsight how absolutely fucked that relationship was
>>732936991>frying unpeeled potatoeswtf
>>732937587They're all chad only boyo, and he just looks like a regular dude(5/10).
>>732941281Those cops wanted to fuck her so badly.
>>732941224
>>732939835>van haters ITTVan? Too small. Truck house? Better.You don't sell your fucking hope you rent out your house/apartment and live in a truck. This is what normal people and some anons do
>>732941218If he wasn't buying something every few hours I'd kick him out for stealing the electricity.
>>732940360I guarantee you live in suburbia.
>>732936991That van cost him well voer $100k even if he did most of the work himself. My gamer tent cost me $450 in total
>>732936991Wouldn't his internet connection be shit for any online game?
>>732941315That's pretty normal. At least for air fryers and ovens.
>>732941367She straight up admitted to domestic violence and they let her get away with it. Though to be honest she was a bit dumb running off with the guy who people had told her for years was unstable and anti social
>>732941095I look like this and plan to live in a van when my parents die. I will have enough money to survive and there’s nothing the JOOS can do to stop me.
>>732941458REAL gamers get the Razer Yurt.
>>732941458>two bedsGAAAAAAAY
Prove him wrong.
>>732941218Link?
>>732941471He only plays heckin Marvel Rivals and everyone playing that deserves all the latency that happens.
>>732941415I don't remember if he did
>>732936991Him wearing those Elton John cross earrings makes me want to leap though the screen and punch him
>>732941487>they let her get away with itManny such faces!
>>732941565Beats me, this was over a year ago and i haven't talked to this friend since early spring
>>732941576It already looks laggy like the connection on a midsummers day with 5G sipping some brewskis while screaming at the sky
>>732936991I'm 35, gainfully employed, rent a nice apartment that overlooks the sea, married, and cook my own meals and jog every morning through the woods. This guy looks miserable. Imagine filming all this shit then trying to sell it off as "comfy." Life sucks and is hard but don't just blatantly give up like this guy has.
>>732936991I probably would have done the same if there was any generational wealth in my family.
>>732940981exact opposite for me, I've never felt as alone on this planet as when I was living in Berlin, so many people and not a single human
>>732941718Y'know I can't even imagine trying to play any video games around just about anyone unless it's in an arcade. It doesn't strike me as a good idea even because I like to keep my eyes and ears pealed for cool and fun happenings.
>>732941734>Paying rent stillTragic
>>732941543It's a queen size air mattress, just luxury. 3rdies wouldn't understand.
Very manageable He’s not bothering anyone
>>732941885I can imagine most people are like that. The dude simply had 0 shame lmao
>>732941734>Rent>ApartmentDon't pretend you are better than him
>want comfy innawoods life>but also need warm water, electricity and internetdamn it
>>732942252Are they saving that rat from smoke inhalation? :)
>>732942269Nta, but vehicles don't appreciate in value unless they're rare and cherried out. That thing will break down and then he'll be fucked. That's like the only true thing TV may have ever advertised, that vehicles break the fuck down.
>>732942319Things can escalate so fucking quick too, unless you're a nepo baby, I wouldn't recommend that life style, then again I did it with a Mercedes 190E
>>732936991>millennials>own houses and sell them Good one, OP
stupid zoom zoom and his little chinese CCP surveilance game. So fucking lazy. Just get a job. Actual burden to society.
>>732941961This is peak BINGE100% crazy $$$
>>732942252It's not about shame but about insecurities desu. The guy was based.
>>732942583>Just get a job. Actual burden to society.If you post on 4chan you're burden to society. You should have second job instead. And your job should be real.
>>732936991And then he assaulted Croft Manor and was never heard of again.
that's ai you dumb cuntshave you ever been in a van?
He is playing WoW TBC Anniversary actually
>>732941734Lol his imaginary wife doesn't even cook food for him LMAO
>>732936991all it takes is some fenthead with a gun and he'll be homeless in less than 30 secs
>>732941921>>732942269Save it. Most American households are made of cheap plywood and not worth a fraction of what they ask. Meanwhile I live on the coast and can pack up and leave within the week if I feel like it. Get a skill, market yourself, and live where you and whenever you want. I owned a house in my 20s and sold it at 29 then traveled for two years. Now I have a nice apartment. I'll stick with the apartment. Do not under any circumstances fall for the van life bullshit.
> ROG branding I bet the cuck did it for free
>>732943147Chat is this real?
>>732936991But what's his latency? Can't imagine he's getting anything under 300ms out of a van.
>>732938528You'd only do this if you wanted to maximise profit from whatever it is desujimmy broadbent lived with his family making videos in a small room outside the houseI only even remember that guy because of that done up shed video
Imagine not having van in 2026.Girls like them. It's can be (You)r chance to see some knees
>>732943147Who gives a shit what a house is made of? Actually owning something is better than burning money funding someone else's life. As a bonus, most property balloons relatively quickly nowadays. You could buy a house from the 200k range and then after a year or two of development around it it suddenly can be sold for 1 million dollars which you could then use to find some old big house away from the center of town or even a mcmansion in a fancy neighborhood.
>>732937695>sold his house maybe the van didnt cost as much as his house?Fuuuuuuuuck me 4chan users have the be the most retarded demographic out there
Every time someone is start talking about homes on /v/ it always about>buy house>wait and sell for big money >repeatIs this how you live in US?
>>732943792>Who gives a shit what a house is made of?Me. That's why if I ever own a home again it won't be in the States. I ignored the rest of your post because it can't possibly get worse than that first sentence.
Buying a mobile van and driving out to live in the frozen wilderness is the only way to for white men to escape minorities that want them dead.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNdiyJ_QEAThis dude is fine
>>732936991If more millennials were like this no one would hate em
>>732936991Americans will do ANYTHING to avoid living with their parents past 18
>>732944112>buy houseno one does this
>>732938863>bumsMore like meth heads and trailer trash.
>>732938457Oh you don't get the stigma? Mind if I just park next to your house and live there for 10 years? I wash once a week and shit in a bucket btw
>>732942338Yes, it was close but he will be completely fine
>>732938236truke
>>732936991Won't be so comfy when niggers break into it
>>732945942my boomer ass parents live like this for 9 months of the year they literally just drive from one national park to the next one
>>732938350When was the last time you saw a public toilet? They all go shutdown during covid and got bulldozed after.
>>732940776>This. When the weather is bad I thank God that I can walk around my house and garage.Just drive.
this is a 100 year old concept
Living in a genuine home is a basic human right. I don't ive a shit what small hat guy says. He can go fuck himsdeklf.
>>732941734Your wife would preferably fuck the van man than some rent cuck who can't even buy his family a home.
>>732937587>beds girl at her homegg ez
>>732936991What's the property tax and insurance situation for mobile homes?
>>732938783I was literally homeless living out of a car for two months in winter, if I had some kind of cargo/sprinter van I would have gone longer without getting a place easy.
>>732946346No one uses public toilets except tranny fiends. They are disgusting cesspools.
>>732944112>buy houseHow's the '50s, gramps?
>>732937204>>732937285>>732937416He's too old to live like that. He’ll get cancer eventually and have no way to get treatment kek.
>>732936991This is the male equivalent of those 35 year old women doing dances on tik tok coeping about not being in a loving relationship and being childless.
>>732936991>no rent!>except it's still $60/day for parking, water hookups, and electricity>also your internet sucks ass because your only option is wifiI'll just stick to a house, thanks
>all the posts about being a lone dude living off the grid in his van getting by with minimal expenses>5 second google search shows he's a full time youtuber with over a million subs with a merch store and patreon that does a variety of travel videos for a living, not just van stuff. He's also married and a former VFX artistYou can see the fucking youtube play button why do you retards take EVERYTHING at face value
>>732943949It's hilarious you are calling people retarded when the entire point of your argument is that selling a house magically gives you infinite free money for life.
>>732947758>be married>living in the gaming cuck van with dog while wife stays home with the bbc who has never heard of vidyaAhhhhh the American dream
>point out entirely reasonable drawbacks to living out of a mobile coffin>nuh uh you just don't deserve the freedom to shit in a bag and throw it over the fence before rinsing your armpits and crotch over the sink using drinking water. my life is better than yours and i dont even want to life in a house even if i could afford one
this thread was created to discuss marvel rivals
>>732948325>want to life in a houseNice try saar
>>732948475look i sold the family donkey to afford this smartphone and by vishnu i shall use it
>>732946748>Women prefer decrepit unemployed homeless bums akshully I sometimes forget how delusional neets are.
>>732936991Honestly, give me a toilet and shower and I wouldn't have an issue living in that space.I really don't need much more than a table for my pc, kitchen, bed and a bathroom with a shower.Obviously with electricity and at least 300mb internet speed.
If I wasn't inheriting at least one house then I would also do this.
>>732939002If your parents are boomers, this is not a bad thing. Everyone made themselves kings and horded everything, and expect to take all their riches with them on the way out, if your parents actually are ok with sharing their spoils with their family of all people, this is morally a good thing and Im sick of people acting like "just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and work hard" is even valid today, we dont live in the time where you can walk to a local farm and get a job anymore, working hard is not enough when its only minimum wage in a dead end job. The people that say to do this are the benefactors of the greatest time in history and have no idea what things are like now because to them getting a job just meant walking into a local shop, and getting paid for hard work even on minimum wage could afford you a fucking house and a whole family on one persons income.If your family is ok with you living off their gold pile, do it, if you need more, work for it. You owe the government nothing, CEOs arent going to starve without your lavour.
>>732947379starlink
>>732949224There has never been a time in history where people didn't get off the ground with the help of their parents. The only reason boomers don't do it is because many of them believe that being nice to someone ruins them and because many of them came from dirt poor parents who's help was of little use. Boomers were a weirdly slavelike generation and gladly ate up every bit of propaganda and strange conditioning.
>>732936991Its a gay video to make faggots click on it. I hate you people.
>>732949263wifi isn't bad because of the router, retard-kun
>>732949714>The only reason boomers don't do it is because many of them believe that being nice to someone ruins themThey also have severe lead poisoning which has been shown to cause emotional disabilities that make it difficult to have empathy. Boomers are basically all ranging from slightly to completely retarded because of how much lead is in their systems, which is why that entire generation got scammed into destroying western society so quickly
>>732936991Wasn't capitalism supposed to make us all rich? Or was it just communism by a different name?
>>732946660>winter hits>car breaks downIt's over...
>>732936991I hate that ID systems don't accommodate mobile lifestyles. It's BS having to pay all this rent.
>>732936991cool van you have there parked in your parents backyard.
