How do we get the 67 spouting iPad zoomers to appreciate NES classics?
>>732940872Give them a console instead of a iPad.
By doing Fortnite dances while wearing the power glove.
>>732940872>zoomerswhy does this board just not understand generational brackets?
>>732940998This Never give your kids any internet connected device.>t. Dad who has a copy of StarTropics with the invisible ink letter in perfect condition and plans to play it with his kids in a few years.
>>732941126Did I stutter? I have gen alpha kids and they never say zoomerghetto speak
>>732941221because you raised them instead of letting the internet do that6 7 is 100% an alpha meme
>>732940872You don't, it's pointless.
>>732941126understanding the meaning of words unironically requires higher intellect as opposed to simply emotionally attaching to words, knowing what "gen z" and "baby boomers" refers to is harder than just thinking "durr zoomers are da kids dat be yougah dan mes and boomahs be the grandpas dat be oldah than me right?" and that's itand people nowadays are genuinely becoming more retarded and emotionally mindedit's why our slang is losing meaning and devolving to just noises, we went from big words like "tubular" and "radical" to "bruh nuh fuh guh finna shiii niiggah oh fleek ya buh frfr"
>>732940872>1. dont give them an ipad>2. hit the occasionally >3. ????>4. PROFIT!
What are NES classics? Mega Man 2 and on are the only NES games that I feel honestly hold up pretty well, everything else is mostly only interesting from a historical perspective. There's a lot of solid SNES games though.
>>732941126Because generational brackets are used to divide culture war retards even further, and are not worth thinking about otherwise.
>>732940872NES was the first console I had growing up(hand me down from dad) and it fucking blows ass. It has like maybe 4 good games and the rest of it is complete slop.
>>732941126anyone older that me is a boomer, anyone younger is a zoomer, end of story
>>732941958Mario 1/3Duck Hunt if you still have a CRTDr. MarioZelda 1/2 (I think both hold up)Kid Icarus is pretty good if you can beat the first level.Dragon QuestMother (via flash cart)Kirby's Adventure ContraStarTropicsAll decent games, even today.
>>732941126shut the fuck up zoomer
I'd rather die a virgin than risk having children whose tastes differ from mine.
>>732942569Contra is the only game on your list that I would actually recommend someone play. Mario 3 is borderline.
>>732942860You don't get a say in that matter
>>732940872The NES had like 5 good games.
>>732943829Which are your 5? We could use a good laugh.
>>732944016Who's "we"? Anyway:>Metroid>Supermario 1-3uhh yeah I can't think of any more
>>732941131Your kid is going to loath you.Dont force your kid to relive your youth. That was your time, give him his.This doesnt mean a total 180 with ipads and shit. Just give him something current to connect with his friends. You dont want your kid to be a 4chan loser like us, right?
>>732940872I gave my 4 year old son a steam deck with a cultivated and age appropriate list of games, both new and old. I am for games that I think he would enjoy while also ones that would leave him struggling mechanically. Fortunately he only ever wants to really play co-op games with me so I am pretty happy with my decision.
check this 67
>>732944160He can grow up to be resentful all he wants, at least he won't be a drooling brain rotted vegetable.
Give them the nes games that a tough but not unfair bullshit (CV1-Jap version of CV3-Ninja Gaiden with the boss bug fixed, etc).
why do zoomers have such a persecution complex? I guarantee this never happened to their negroid worshipping asses and even if it did who gives a shit?
>>732944742based
>>732944896that comic was surely made by a millenialEither way why can't people just take shit in stride?It's not "NEVER INTRODUCE YOUR KIDS TO THINGS YOU LIKED" just don't be a retard about it
>>732944896>it isn't happening but if it did why do you care and eventually it'll be a good thing
>>732940872You can't outside of homeschooling. The moment you let your kid interact with other kids they'll want the same brainrotting shit as all the others, and they'll be bullied relentlessly and ostracized if they don't.
>>732945483ask zoomers, they’re the ones bitching and crying about shit that never happened everyday
>>732944128>metroid>goodDidn't get good until Super. But NES had great Castlevanias, and Contras. And Mother 1 was good.
I'd rather they didn't. They should stay in their own lane, and not talk about things I like.
>>732940872Did the scenario in that comic ever happen in real life?
>>732945580>oh no lil zoomgger was forced for play an old game one time oh the horror
>>732945707Never.Especially not from the father, who has the less cultural impact in a family.It's always from the media and the mother.
>>732940872Kids that resent their parents for showing them things that they like are very uncommon. Like unless your mom is a Disney Adult who named you after a Disney character and you went to Disney four times a year and never watched anything but Disney are you really that offended by the idea of your parents saying "this is good?"
>>732945707Eh, I can see a dad trying to get their kid into Star Wars and not realising Rey Wars is gay and lame
>>732944896"What the hell? You're 25 and you've never seen Back to the Future?" is apparently persecution now.>but it was made like 20 years before I was born!Ok. I saw Laurel and Hardy films when I was a kid. I read HG Wells and Lewis Carroll.
>>732940872You can’t. Fags only think they’re good because nostalgia. If no such nostalgia exists it’s impossible to enjoy that unc slop.
>>732944160Well no. I won't give my kids predatory entertainment like Roblox or Fortnite. No social media either because its the scourge of this earth and eats your brain out to end terminally online.
>>732945882I could get that part.Any tv raised gen is very aware of media that preceded them. This is completely lost now and makes the current gen dumber comparatively.
>>732941131So nice of you that you treat you wifes bull kid as your own :)
>>732940872Don't bother
>>732945882>I saw Laurel and Hardy films when I was a kid. I read HG Wells and Lewis Carroll.fucking this even my millennial friends growing up didn’t care about old shit, zoomers are just tasteless normalfaggots
>>732946084The total lack of curiosity is concerning though.When I was a teenager, I decided I liked 70's movies, classic Doctor Who and HP Lovecraft stories, so I gathered whatever copies of these old ass things I could find, and I explored them.Do people just not do that now?
>>732946387You did that because you were allowed to be bored and explore. Zoomers are drip fed the funniest tiktok memes and drama from birth
The OP's question supposes we try doing something that is already happening anyway.Younger generations DO like the old shit, because they hate the new woke shit.No seriously, hadn't you checked? This has been happening with movies as well.
>>732946387Not if they weren't exposed to it before ten.There's too much shiny light thrown at you in ""kids"" social media to sort it by yourself.There is no shared experience either, they don't have a common base they would explore and diverge from.And they become eerily identical as a result, the boomer consom-drone reborns.
>>732946387Kids/Teens didn’t do that when I was young either. They just watched mtv, fast and the furious, and wanted to drink and do drugs. That’s when I started to nootice the niggerfication was almost complete
>>732944160Are you telling me that the zoomers here on /v/ that grew up mind broken by skibidi toliet and raped by roblox love their parents?
>>732941126I have a nephew and a niece that are disgusted by the way zoomers look and talk. Your generation specifically absolutely sucks.
>>732940872All humans should be sterilized.
It's really not that hard to shelter your child from retarded and gay media. They will have good taste when they start choosing their own interests. In turn they will show you neat new things you may not have heard of.
>>732940872>leftists think sharing your interests and toys you had as a kid with your children is abuseLet me guess, give him to the state to raise him ‘correctly’?
>>732940872You guys ever look up these comics to see what a deranged queer the author is?I do it as a hobby and I have never been let down yet
>>732940998Zoomers are 30 in 2 years.
Why do people who say this shit unironically never post game footage or actually have anything interesting to say about games? Like when they do talk about them it's obvious they suck at the games and barely play them or really care about them
>>732946038Let your kids get raped and transed chud!
>>732947439>two more years until the unc spam mysteriously stops for unrelated reasonsI'm counting down the days
>>732940872Zoomers are 30 now. 67 is a literal elementary schooler thing.
>>732941126Generations are not perfect monoliths. People differ in those brackets and also geographically.
>>732947820elementary schoolers need to stop being retarded niggers
Children these days aren't being exposed to all of the sickass stuff that those 90's kids had. Everything has been sanitized and sanded down to a grey barren wasteland.6 year olds NEED to watch Alien, Jurassic Park, and The Guyver, otherwise what's the point?
