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dogshit thread
Me in the middle.
>Redditjack>2026
>>732941678It made me chuckle and I think say and do all those things
Those bibs are great. Catches a bunch of junk that would end up on the floor and they're easy to clean.
>.Never make these threads again.You have been warned.
>wordswordswords>THIS WOJAK IS YOUThe left can't meme
You forgot to include Kirby lore.
>>732941828I wish Hiromoot would permaban anyone who posts jaks. They are fucking anti-soul.
>>732941828>tranime>>>/lgbt/
>>732942061this is more soulful than more twitter shit and the same anime face posted for the millionth time
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA!>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>>732941629kek fucking spot on, hate these fuckers so much.
>>732941629kek, based.
Goku get down here!Ahhh what’s wrong Chichi?It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed Frieza yet!Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.Wakey wakey freezypops!!Wh- oh... no I’m still here...goku unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined fleshGoku please... please... I- I just wanna see my empire againgoku kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished frieza as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor frieza can only stare up at the now widening pucker of son gokuOPEEEN WIDEEEEEBRRRAAAAPPPP PRRRRBBBTBle- ahh AAHHHHHHH GOKU PLE-PLOP POLOP BRRAAP BBBREEW PRAPPI-I’m gonna be sick again... goku please let me g-BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTRMmmhmm yeah freezypops eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK freezy here comes the motherlode!you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from gokus stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart gokus elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear frieza, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over friezas teethgurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- g-Go-BRRAPFrieza looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurredWheeze, cough... goku please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... pleasegoku lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of friezas face like a downpour, enveloping his every senseTime for desert freezypopsBRAAAAPPThe toxic cloud pierces friezas nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on gokus fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*
>>732941629>conveniently leaves out kirby fanshmmmmmmmmm
>>732941828ThisWojaks should be an instant vacation, only poltards, shartyfags, and tourists use them.
>>732941678Just like Nintendo
Which Game Boy Advance games would you recommend?>I hate all Nintendo franchises (especially I hate Pokémon)>Games from franchises that everyone universally associates with PlayStation and Xbox>Games with an aesthetic more typical of PlayStation and Xbox games>I want my GBA collection to be as identical as possible to the PlayStation and Xbox game collections
>>732941629what a boring fucking thread, who cares
There's really a dude here that gets insecure and defends nintendo, kek.
>>732944762There's really a dude here that shits on Nintendo all day and he does it for free, kek
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