>HI ANON I'M GOING TO BE YOUR STARTER POKEMON>WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
We sure are, Onahole. We sure are.
>>733257574>Shoves a water stone up your assThere, you're now perfect
>>733257719Do Indians even play Pokemon?
>>733258082You're the expert, rajesh
>>733257574Nah, I hate eeveelutions so you're going in the box.
>>733257574In bed!
>>733257574Sure, just hold this for a sec
Stop having sex with dogs, /v/.
>>733257574I always box my starter so I can have a unique team different from how other people played the game.
>>733257574No. No we are not. You expect happiness? You want to go out on adventures? Too fucking bad, you got a fat, sedentary, depressed fuck who wishes he was dead. Go run away into the wild and get caught by someone who will actually give you a good life.
>>733259982Hey she initiated it!
>>733257574>yuio58ok
>>733258082Calling everyone jeet is just the safe edgy racism for zoomers that can't say nigger.And before I'm called jeet: I denounce vishnu and hope all of south asia gets nuked.
>>733257574Y-yeah, haha...
>>733262205Who is she?
For me it's Glaceon's fat ass.
>>733262496pokemon breeding stock
>>733262496She's the first poke girl who's canonically weak to hypnosis.
>>733257574I’ve already seen this thread on /vp/ and the jeet spammer who ruins all eeveelution threadsseriously why are there no mods there to clean shit up
>>733262736>spoilerWell that wouldn't be good for the site's engagement numbers, now would it?
>>733262587>>733262659I don't know who she is, I've only seen her once in some Pokemon NSFW video where she's jerking off a Vaporeon.
>>733262659I could have sworn misty got hypnoed in the first season at some point.
>>733262496This is all you need to know
>>733257574you're already full of my nut sludge
>>733262809She's not the first to get hypnotized, but when she did, she either enjoyed it, or was more deeply effected than everyone else who got hypnotized sense she followed the commands with an unusual intensity. She's the kind of girl that if you hypnotized to be your slave, would go out and hypnotize more girls without you asking.
>>733257574d... do you like to cuddle? :3c
>>733257574
>>733263931This looks like AI.
>>733264007That's because it is.
>>733264007It's a real scene in the anime.
>>733262807Uh.Link to that?
>>733260417Lame. My starter and my first bird never leave my team since I was 5 years old with Blue version. That's how you're supposed to play. Also I've never nicknamed a single pokemon in my life
>>733264007Are you sure?
>>733264524Yes.
>>733257650/vp/ is not a containment board
>>733266957/vp/ is for Pokemon threads. Pokemon threads belong on the Pokemon board. That's why it exists. Go, be among your people.
I like Flareon the most.
>>733267150Pokemon are videogames.
Holy shit, a talking Eevee
>>733260417Makes no difference because the available pokemon are heavily gated as you go through the game anyway.
>>733257574More like I'm going to finish to this pokemon
>>733257574>exptationsvs......
>>733257574FUCK YOU EEVEE GET IN MY BALL
Daily reminder that if you do not evolve your Eevee right away or specifically (ie remove all Fairy moves), she will always evolve into a Sylveon by default.
>>733268913Is this rape
>>733267150>/vp/ is for Pokemon threads.that dont fit on another board> Pokemon threads belong on the Pokemon boardcan go on the Pokemon board*
>>733268875>my ball>not my balls
>>733268875GET ON THE BALL
>>733257574Cool, I'm going to make you an Umbreon and then force my way through an OK game that won't live up to expectations.
>>733264403I second this
Why is she like this
>>733270868Was this made in Paint with just a mouse
>>733264007nothing gets past you buddy
>>733257574Water stone.
>>733270959Ye.
>>733260439but anon, maybe that cute little fella's friendship is just what you need to turn it all around
I like Flareon. I hear mechanically he sucks but I don't care.
>>733261143This is the problem with jeets like you anon. We don't hate you ironically. We hate you because you are actively shitty to be around in any enviroment where there is a woman within fifty miles.On a site you can be cool, even if you smell, bros.But good fucking god do you niggers suck when there is a woman anywhere near you.
Has there ever been a reason to use any form of eevee if you're not a furfag?
>>733271326Jolteon was really good in Gen 1 competitive, fastest Thunder Waver in the game and one of the only pokemon who could even hope to take on Tauros
How big are Eevee dicks?
>>733270749>XDfuck off
>>733271398It also cool learn a decent bug move that made it basically the only counter to psychics in the game
>>733271684>decent14xRNG base power, with 85 accuracy, on a mon with 65 attack isn't cutting it. You're better off just spamming thunderbolts and...maybe low kicks to potentially catch a chansey on entry and do a whopping 20% to it. Yeah, Jolteon sucks ass in gen1.
>>733271390Lol
>>733257574>Evolve eevee into sylveon>Have sex with sylveon.
>>733272209>gen 1>130 speed>"HMM! NO! IS BAD!"the gen 1 format isn't hard to understand, it never really was, so it's weird that you struggle with itpin missile was also more about exeggutor, since you weren't there and don't understand that either
i'd rather a vulpix
>>733267501Anon, I'm still going from 3 options to ~20, and that's if I only keep pokemon I catch in the early game. It makes a big difference.
>>733273861Basado
>>733257574Me and Eevee week laterhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7233057&tags=sylveon+blowjob+animated+sound+pokephilia+
>>733257574already got one
>>733257574Is evolite Eeevee a thing?
>>733274424no, the only time eevee was a thing was with z move evoboost into baton pass
>>733257574Guys my eevee is weird :(
>>733259982I'm white so no
>>733275286Stop having sex with my pokemon, you degenerate kindergartner. You're fucking spoiling them, they won't even look at my ditto anymore.
>>733275286>the zipper is on THE BACKUNNFFFFFF
>>733257574There should be an award for leveling a normal eevee to like 50 or something, protecting its unstable DNA. Like maybe an Eevee variant that changes types to defend itself.
>>733257574I like Eevee more than any of its possible evolutions.
>>733274586also let's go eevee is apparently kinda busted. but the let's go battle system is so jacked nothing really matters there.
>>733262736Don't worry, if you make a thread that's critical of Nintendo they'll be there instantly.
Unbreon chads rise up
>>733262496>sheThat's homo shota.
>>733273264Patricians prefer vaporeon thougheverbeit.
>>733275286Built for missionary
>>733267393>>733269752Don't even bother. That motherfucker is retarded.
>>733270839>>733264403Nta https://e621.net/posts/495371There's also a Sylveon blowjob onehttps://e621.net/posts/5199996
So are Pokémon intelligent or what? If theyre just animals like cats or dogs I feel like 90% of Pokémon would be way too dangerous to have around. If they flippantly use their powers they could cause a lot of damage or kill someone.
>>733257574how were stone evolutions discovered before the night and day ones?
>>733271259Flareon's problem is that it's a physical attacking Fire type introduced when all Fire moves prior to Gen 4 where Special, and couldn't even rely on Speed (which was 65). When the physical/special split DID happen in Gen 4, Flareon's only Physical Fire type move was Fire Fang (65 Power), mind you, this was the same gen that introduced Flare Blitz (120 Power). It took until Gen 6 for it to finally get Flare Blitz, but with an HP stat of 65, it ain't sticking around for long. The only other physical Fire move it can use (that's stronger than Fire Fang) is Temper Flare (75), why they never gave it Blaze Kick is beyond me.
>>733267150there are probably 10 stray gacha threads with 400+ posts right now that escaped /vmg/. Go fuck with them instead.
>>733273264An Eevee wouldn't love you enough to turn into a Sylveon unless you pound its tight little holes
Why do people evolve Eevees when the regular Eevee is way better
>>733279009Vaporeon fucks better.
Built for dynamaxing and getting lost in her big furry collar
>>733268875
>>733279009She IS perfect as is of course.
>>733279591>She
Zoroark
Shocking lack of Espeon or Glaceon pics.
>>733280453I liked Glaceon until I learned she’s bald at the back.
>>733271307He’s not wrong. Nobody likes being around beaners or negros but you can’t say that because the entire room will have a melty
>>733280537"She" doesn't have a pussy, so that makes her an it.
>top 3 pokemon rule34 searchHow does he do it?
>>733257574I could use a friend right about now
>>733280453fat
>>733257650fpbp
Well, this thread is going about how I thought it would. I approve.
>>733281834is he plapping his sisters or something?
>>733280453
Mons would NEVER do it with humans men
>>733257574>there aren't going to be any new Eeveelutions because Game Freak cucked to fan artistsOkay, so that means I get to pick and choose which Eeveelutions that the other types will have and slap them in a fangame or something.
>>733257574We're gonna have such wonderful adventures together!Just take the rock.
>>733282380>Avieonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_DjYDHEVU
>>733281834Looks cool as fuck. That's all it takes.
>>733257574>WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUNWe sure are!>Plap Plap Plap Plap Plap
>>733281834Sparkledog syndrome
>>733257574>mid evolution>mid evolution>mid evolutionat this point they need dual type eevees even neopets puts more effort than this shit
>>733260417Same.Only mons i actually like get on my team and i generally try to go for a theme.
>>733277430Depends.Most are as smart as young kids i'd say.Some are smart and just enjoy being dominated by humans.
Partner for my rescue team you mean? Sure I got matching scarves
>>733284694every time i see eevee this happens
>>733284694A pail of water vs a pokemon creature.
>>733284846That's Mountain Dew
>>733284694Time to take a piss
>>733261143zoomers are literally the most insult using gen so far, millenials are faggots who are scared to say nigger or tranny
>>733257574>me: *takes a deep breath*>*scene cuts to a mating press*
>>733277679Also it was fucking slow and frail which mean a high chance that it will be KO first before doing anything
>>733271326I used Sylveon on my X/Y run, mainly for coverage.
>>733266957It should be, as otherwise it's a useless board. So they have a safe haven but are yet also free to just invade everywhere else? Retarded moderation on here.
>>733276727vaporeon is the most normalfag-safe choice
>>733270959Do you use your keyboard in paint?
>>733257650you will never be a janny
Which eeveelution do you think would be the best to pet
>>733288517Espeonsoft, short fur with those little cheek tufts
>>733286074>otherwise it's a useless board.noit keeps topics in that dpnt fit on another board and to use for the people that just want to focus on talking about pokemon discussionlet me ask you, because /mu/ exists, is /v/ not a valid place to talk about video game music?or because /o/ exists, can /v/ not talk about racing games?/k/, are video game weapons just exiled to that board?no, that'd be fucking stupidthe only containment boards are /mlp/, and the homofag boardspokemon video games exist, pokemon movies exist, pokemon merchandise exists, and threads about those topics can be made on their respective boards since they have overlapping relevancejust like a video game thread could be made on another board given the main topic of discussion be about what the board is for, ie the music or something else
>>733288517>umbreon sylveon and espeon are too smooth>jolteon and leafeon are too bristly>flareon is too hot>glaceon is too cold>vaporeon feels like a dolphin or a manta rayBase eevee is unironically the best eevee to pet.
>>733288517Easily Flareon.Warm little ball of fluff would feel very nice to touch.
>>733288779>Base Eevee is unironically the best Eevee to petYes
>>733288517Flareon for obvious reasons, assuming it can avoid giving me burns.But my pick is Espeon. Looks sleek and the urge to scritch behind the big ears and under the cheektufts is powerful.
untrue, I'm trading you in for a Vulpix
>>733257574Starters that don't have a two-stage evolution are garbage. Those are the rules.
What exactly is it about Eevee that is so boner-inducing?
>>733257574sorry lil nigga im 40 im too old for this shitbring me some booze and hookers instead
>>733291769How about blackjack
>>733291769>I'm 40You lived through the original Pokemania, surely you have many things to tell us
>>733257574Just an FYI male and female eevees have different tail patterns the one in the OP is male
>>733280603>beanersMeheecans who took the time to actually learn the language and are willing to banter with you are not that bad, even if they just got off of work and are covered in dirt. The same can not be said for jeets
Umbreon has been my favorite Eevolution ever since he saved my run in Pokemon Stadium 2 against that final leader that had a Mew
>>733262871Asmon tierImagine the smell…
>>733262793It would be though retard despite the bots and third world schizos traffic fell off a cliff down about 40% last year
>>733292589NTA but if you manage to get them to like you, Mexicans (or other Latinos) can invite you to weddings or other kinds of parties. You can probably get a cute Latina gf from there.
>>733282457Do Mons just eat the rock? It can’t be by touch because clefairy are carrying moonstones around.
whodunnit /v/?
>>733284846Crummy matchup.
>>733293254
>>733293661thats like 2 tissues who cares, thats said the bite marks look more like rodent teeth so probably pikachu
>>733277430Gamefreak is a sad little company who wrote themselves into a corner. If pokemon are smart, then battling is slavery, and if they aren't battling is cockfighting.So they just flip flop back and forth every game so they can make it both.
Sometimes they draw the tuft of hair on Eevee's head in a way that just makes it look like he has Bart Simpson hair to me
>>733257574Don't you mean "first partner" Pokémon?
I like Eevee and Leafeon.Look at this lil' plant guy, he's cute
>>733277304Gracias amigo
>>733282380The funniest part about fakemon is finding out that gamefreak actually looks for them and avoids using existing ones.So being too autistic to wait and see what they make this artist has permanently blocked any similar looking designs because gamefreak is paranoid about lawsuits.
>>733271259>pokemon whose entire gimmick is that it's either spiky or static fluffed up all the time>make a soft, rounded plush of itI mean come the fuck onFlareon has problems too, like having the hair be the same material instead of cotton or something, and vaporeons with felt collars instead of something smooth suck too, but there's just no real way to make a good jolteon plush
>>733262871bitchyoulivelikethis
Why do impure and evil people hate this creature at all, let alone as much as they do? Appears that a lot of their anger is due to a number on a porn site that dogs look at? Weird.
>>733257574>eeveeyou enjoy being called a degen don't you?
>>733257574Stop taking off the everstone collar you little bastard, I want a Glaceon or Leafeon, not some gay fag ribbon homo
>>733296452Espeon
>>733268913Sylveon is my wingman. Bitches love cute, and Sylveon is cute. By association, that makes me desirable. Train smart, not hard.
>>733257574People meme about Vaporeon, but for me, it's Glaceon
>>733257574That Sylveon animation converted me...
>>733296659>evolve your male Eevee into a Sylveon as a prank on your dogbro>he ends up compensating by being a horndog rapist for human womenWould you restrain him?
>>733260417Had to do this in black/white, what a shitty selection of starters.
I want to be the pokemon.
>>733294209I don't get it
>>733297223The only woman he's going to have access to in a compromising or vulnerable position is going to be a woman who trusts you and comes into your home; in other words your girlfriend or wife. Do you really want to get cucked by a fruity metrosexual dog?
>>733297429…said no one ever
>>733295964>>733296391Fuck yeah Jolteon!
>>733296452the answer is clearly glaceon
>>733297885Says me.I want to be loved.
>>733275286mine keeps leaking
>>733292579sex with both of them
>>733292579I thought that was a close up of their butt holes for a second
>>733292579Gender differences was a dumb gimmick and I don't care
>>733296452
for me are pokemons inspired by kaijus
>>733299209jolteon it is then
>>733298445Based if horny, cringe if waterplay
>>733257574I will trade you for a lovander
MATING PRESS
>>733301889WHILST THE POKEMON IS DYNAMAXED
>>733259982This is basically it - a thread for deranged fucks that would fuck a dog as long as it looked more exotic than a normal dog (yet still just a dog).
>>733257574>puts into the pc for the entire game
>>733292739For some reason I could easily imagine her as a streamer.
>>733292739Real people have smelly rooms.Only NPCs are neat freaks.
>>733260417I usually box them because they all just feel the same to use once you've played these games enough times, especially with how they refuse to give them interesting abilities. Their attempts at forced sentimentality in these games to get you to keep your starter is fucking gay and doesn't work, I'm just not going to use a beefy water type with torrent that learns a high bp water move every 5 levels for the millionth time.
>>733297757the delcatty was transferred from ruby to firered and then through every other generation until it got back to omega ruby and was reunited with the "same" trainer that it originally belonged to
>>733297885lollmao
>>733293661Fuck them both just in case.
>>733299209>The bowCUUUTE
>>733257574>>733257667I feel so bad I laughed.
>>733308593This pic is odd, it implies that mightyena, a pokemon based on the brown hyena and not the spotted hyena has a feature only found on spotted hyenas, weird!
>>733309337I took that more as it having an enlarged vulva than a pseudopenis since it's a "dog pokemon" (not really but you know) image and considering the dude's shirt.
>>733257574It's a male
>>733305508anon you're not supposed to repeatedly play a children's video game
>>733303681And only if it's planet-sized...!
>>733257574unevolved eevee is unironically the best looking eevee evolution, all the others look incredibly dumb and impractical, umbreon and glaceon are the only ones with even half decent designs
>>733306025Weird looking chew toys in the background.
>>733282212Based Raltsplapper
>>733257667Fpbp>>>/jp/ona
>>733309695which is only doable by one pokemon's mega evolution alone. I wouldn't mind being subjected to a planet size mega meowstic because this meowtism cat is a cute pokemon. I also don't mind if it's male or female.
I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it
>>733257574Sorry but I'll only accept a first partner Pokemon (TM)
>>733310284>me when the boys start to talk about women, sex, and relationships
I jerk off to pokemon and i'm not ashamed to admit it. It's the best way to show your appreciation for the series.I'm not even joking btw. It feels great and it doesn't involve giving gamefreak/nintendo/TPC any of your money.
>>733312354>It's the best way to show your appreciation for the series.At this point it's the only way left. The games have been unplayable for quite some time
>>733308005What on Earth is a "landmine girl"?
>Sign here, Mr. Piece of Shit
>>733312736"Landmine girl" typically refers to the Jirai Kei (Japanese for "landmine") fashion subculture—a style characterized by a "cute but dangerous" aesthetic, often featuring dark, gothic lolita-inspired clothing, heavy makeup, and a high-maintenance persona.
>>733312868Thanks Anon-sama.
>>733312736Cutesy girls that You Just Know™ would destroy your life if you hooked up with them
>>733312830That would be an unwise thing for her to say given the situation.
OwO
>>733312830>AnthroGross, get lost.
>>733313008Anthros are created from humans breeding non-anthros. It goes like this:Human + feral = Anthro with full characteristics of the feral.Human + Anthro = Mostly human with a few small characteristics like ears, tails, wings, etc.Ferla + Anthro = Feral with some small amount of human-like characteristics, primarily hair and the ability to speak human languages.And obviously there are different degress just depending on lineage and the type of feral.
>>733313330My fantasy world works differently, sorry.
>>733312868Thanks ChatGBT
>>733312830My product is trying to trick me and escape!
>>733313330No no no, that's wrong. There's a bunch of different combinations depending on the gender of who's feral, who's anthro, and who's human.
>>733257574geetee animations, thank me later
>>733257574Sorry eeveeI just can afford for 1 pokemon
>>733261143It's true.And all they do once you call them out, is call you a jeet.That's it, that's the entire flowchart.>>733271307Watch. Now that I've posted this image, they'll do it again.They can't help it.
>>733314147If you sell that Audino you can afford TWO Eevees
>>733314150>Saar... please to be saying the nigger saar... remember saar their skin is same color as mine... they are the fucking sir......
What did I say.Not even two minutes later.>>733314225
>>733312736one of my favorites https://exhentai.org/g/2668838/3e25927b5c/
>>733314297You aren't fooling anyone Gurdeep
Not even three minutes later.>>733314432
>>733314570>>733314150Unironically, it's just a modern equivalent of ironic shitposting and sneedposting.https://youtu.be/zc3vAdsiPV4?si=4v6PlSeVRPD10Ocr
>>733310042I hate that we got this instead of two mega meowstics.
>>733314919So, gay as shit. Forced. And never funny.I'm afraid that doesn't change a thing.
>>733297840Some people would love that.
>>733312830Plot Twist: She looks nervous because she's going to violate company policy and lift your phone number from the order. Expect a call after her shift ends.
>>733314936I think a bigger issue is that they did the bare minimum and made both ends the same instead of being at least swapped depending on the gender.
>>733312354I only fap to the little girls
>>733315231>She looks nervousHave you been diagnosed with autism? If not you should get tested.
>”HI ANON”Pokémon don’t talk
There's nothing wrong with sex with Pokemon
>>733315015I'm just saying that it will eventually get replaced by something worse. The more they pretend to be and call others niggers and jeets in jest, the more niggers and jeets you'll inevitably attract. Just take a look at how nigger behavior has become so widespread. Irony is the most cancerous form of interaction on the Internet because it poisons communities and makes people careless to the thing they're insulting in the first place.
>>733315474Sex with beeg poke a mommas.
>>733315261So like, the idea of the design is that it's a mix of light and dark, but that's not what the colors actually mean on this pokemon, it more suggests that the mega evolution is a blend of masculinity and femininity. Which like, okay, that could work for a design, but it doesn't really suggest extreme power the way a mega evolution should.
>>733298265You're getting raped
>>733315579>Look at me I'm so above it allare you the guy who goes into helldivers threads trying to convince everyone well akshually we're the bad guysi hate pseuds so goddamn much
>>733315391Some do.>>733315474There isn't a single canon source saying otherwise, so we can just assume that to be true, yes.
>>733315391what? play the games, watch the show, plenty of pokemon talk retard
>>733315749I don't play multiplayer games. I'm autistic and only play single-player autistic grindan games and strategy games like Nioh, Elin, Dominions 6, etc.
>>733277679And when it finally did get flare blitz it was completely outclassed by darmanitan in every conceivable way and darm itself was already a niche shitmon
>>733314024For me, it's smugbluefaunhttps://e621 net/posts/4953712?q=smugbluefaun>>733312736BPD attention whores who ruin their lives then blame you and lie to the cops after throwing themselves into walls and say you attacked her, because you said she should get a medium combo and not large.
>>733315650Referencing the chimera condition, which is unique and something a good deal didn't expect but it's putting the two together but the female is the most dominative of the design if you see how much white there is. I just find issue with the fact that they did, again, the bare fucking minimum with it and neither one at least has a bit of a difference.
>>733257574espeon umbreon yaoi
>>733303870humans are still apes (monkeys)
>>733303870Why are you mad about wanting to fuck a Pokémon while ever book store has novels for women about being raped by monsters?
>>733257574>Puts that thing in the PC as soon as I catch anything else
People getting upset about others jerking off to pokemon in 2026 is crazy. like we're still in the 2000s or some shit. Look at the series' numbers on r34 and e621. It's what they're made for. Some pokemon are just sexy. No two ways about it.
>>733317154True. People are getting even more mad about loli.
>>733281834Eevee but nigger. Once you go Black, you never go back.
>>733293661The dog. Rats don't do stupid shit like that.
>>733312736A tranny. They both have big cocks and are more hung than you.
>>733277304Can't wait for this to be complete. The artist really needs to animate her fucking them properly as well, it's all oral so far.
Gardevoir sex
>>733322939>GardevoirHasn't been relevant in a decade
>>733323002Have you been living under a rock, nigga?
>>733323002She has borderline shillmon status. They treat her like Pikachu, Eevee, and Charizard.
>>733323002You can buy a life-size plush of her.
>>733275942water you gonna do with that anon...
I don't think you look like a woman...
>>733257574but you and all your evolutions are mid as fuck
>>7333230027/10 baitWorked like a charm
>>733282380>>733295836Everything made sense once I found this out. The reason modern pokemon designs are so fucking garbage is because fakemons took up all the good designs.
>>733324213>Act like a retard>Get treated like a retardI don't understand what enjoyment people get out of baiting.
>>733324628>Fall for obvious bait>Call others retards
>>733257574God knot my mouth hard.
>>733324846Why would you let yourself be knotted by a tiny thing like Eeevee?
>>733257667Kek
>>733323495>$450Jesus Christ
>>733261143What I have noticed is that if you criticize Trump or want the Epstein files out fully, you will get called jeet.I think it is some US hired trollfarms at this point to try and derail and distract from the files and fact that majority of American leaders and people in power have been raping children for decades.Their whole system and culture collapses if the elite doesn't get to rape and torture children.
>>733326090>$450It's sold out and you need to pay at least double on ebay. What I don't understand is how Vaporeon isn't sold out.
>>733326090worth every penny
>>733257574I used to like Espeon, then I played PMD Gates to Infinity and she has optional dialog where she bad mouths my boy Keldeo, fuck that whore.
>>733326090yeah but imagine coming home to this
>>733326943I hate that fabric, it gives me goosebumps whenever I touch it.
>>733273264Ok but>have sex with eevee>its so happy and in love with you it evolves right as you cum inside it
>>733324752Bug horse.EROTIC
>>733326090$450 is NOTHING. That is CHEAP. I paid $1300 for a custom life size plush(larger butt and a ona hole pocket of course) and it's worth every single dollar.Price it $150/hr for usage like a prostitute. Pays for its self in the first week of ownership. Plus no STDs, nagging, or getting robbed.
>>733327021>hating minkyThat's weird.
>>733327178Do you play anime moans over a speaker.
>>733327178>Renting out your sexdoll to other menImagine being cucked by a doll
>>733257574What do you guys think the next eeveelutions will be?I'm thinking a dragon type, with sort of a regal theme called Regeon.
>>733264007Thanks for the update. I had no idea
>>733327235The microfibers feel so fucking weird, I can't hold that shit for long, it's utterly repulsive to the touch.
>>733327276No but other people will listen to ASME stuff while cuddling. Come on over to >>>/jp/ona !>>733327428I'm comparing the price of a prostitute to a doll. Doll is cheaper. Also a doll had to be banned from a brothel, because it eas taking business away from real women lol.
>Lurk in thread last night >Go to sleep>Wake up>Thread is still up>Clearly an off-topic furry coomer threadFantastic job, mods. Either that or they made it a containment thread.
>>733327021she's soft, I like it
>>733326575>release the files!>files are released>no, all the files>all files are released>n-no, all the files!Or just accept that you're the bad guys and Trump is the good guy. How many more emails of Epstein having a meltie about Trump and conspired to impeach him in his first presidency do you need as proof that they weren't friends? The answer is of course none since you need that 0.10c per hour, Rajeesh.
>>733326943Careful, you forgot one of your pubic hair on her head
>>733326943>>733326986How has your life improved after finding your gardevoir wife? Is it freeing being able to completely ignore women?
>>733326575>Thread about Pokémon>Epstein and Trump out of nowhereI swear this shit's like some new variation of Godwin's Law.
>>733327178You know, i see shit like this and wonder, do women really know how down bad niggas like this are? Hell, ive only had sex 3 times and it sucked. I also was never successful with women hardly at all. But even i wouldnt start fucking dolls man. The least id do is ai chatbots and thats it. Get some sort of standards bro.
>>733328872Everything's a culture war, everyone's a bot etc etcThe less time you spend engaging with this stuff on the internet, the happier you'll be
>>733328872They don't realize that doing this makes their position look worse. It's always the braindead tribals who do it rather than anyone with a nuanced well thought out position. Share you're politics where they're supposed to be, not where people are fapping to pokemon.
I wish Glaceon would fart in my mouth.
>>733329035>you're a simp if you fuck dolls instead of womenWeird projection, faggot. Shaming me into giving whores attention won't work.
>>733328851...I sometimes use my girlfriend's clothes to play dress-up with Gardevoir.
>>733326786>What I don't understand is how Vaporeon isn't sold out.Thank you, you glorious bitch bastard. They must have just put the original 3 plushes back up for order this week after sending out the initial wave.
>>733329793Is that a Zelda conan/highlander poster?
>>733330163Naw, that'd be far more interesting. It's just a zelda calendar. The hat happens to make it look like a pinup but it's a stock Nintendo image.
>>733259197Wrong stone.inb4 some vaporeon shitter
>>733327451the next eeveelution will be the sex with humans type
I jerk off to that one Hanuvo pic of Eevee all the time...
>>733257574>15 minutes later
>>733331908you'll have to be more specific
>>733322939
>>733332317the one with the Eevee looking back with bedroom eyes, and the incredibly edible anus
>>733332886AgainWhich one
>>733333217Lol, fair.Fourth result on e621 for hanuvo + eevee
>>733333326Why are you gay
>>733333528You expected a female eevee? I said Hanuvo
>>733330135>400 dollarsjesus christ this franchise is really just trying to siphon money from eeveefags nowadays
>>733261143Shitjeets are legitimately worse than niggers.
How do I get rid of my fetish for feral pokemon? I don't just have fantasies about about fucking female pokemon. More often than not, it's about getting knotted by male pokemon that look feminine or androgynous at best. If I were to just avoid that kind of content and have the discipline to reject the thoughts when it comes up, would they eventually disappear? I tried going cold turkey on vore for a year and it didn't go away
>>733333812Have you tried going to therapy
>>733333812You should only fix the second part, the first part is fine.
>>733333901I don't want to admit all of the stuff i'm into with someone who knows my legal name and sees me in real life. I've only talked about this kind of stuff with another friend who told me what he liked, and we both have been trying to curb our fetishes. Is AI therapy worth it? I am not telling my therapist what I find sexually arousing
>>733333812Why do you need to get rid of it? It's not like you're gonna go out and fuck a pikachu.
>>733297267I did the same for BW2. I had an egg farm set up by the time the came out and ended up with a team of mons from all different regions
>>733334148He's going to go out and get FUCKED by pikachu's. Can you read?
Why do people like Eevee so much? It looks like an alien attempting to mimic a fox.
>>733333812You don't. Fetishes are a matter of looking at things from the right angle, once you realize the potential, you can never pretend they aren't there again. Sure, you can try to overwrite them or deny them with an acknowledgement of the disgusting parts involved, but that will do nothing to make it less hot. It's best to make peace with it.
I would not buy a dress for my dog.
>>733334380I never understood this. Dogs and cats and the like have a fur layer upon their skin, why do you need to give them another one?
>>733333812Did you have unrestricted access to Internet as a child? Do you think you would be into this if you had been doing anything else instead of going into the Internet back then?
>>733333812You can stop caring and fap to feral pokemon vore and be happy with it instead, anything else is just self inflicted suffering for no real valid reason.
>>733334197Reading the last part sounds more like he's going to get cockvored by a pikachu instead.
>>733335020NTA, but I can kind of understand him. It's not right, it's not normal, you're supposed to be into human females of your age or around, not pixels or lines on a screen.
>>733334380Jolteon is so under appreciated.
>>733334197>>733334148>>733335089I am not attracted to pikachus>>733334519I had unrestricted internet access when I found out my DSi had a web browser around the age of 10-11, but I was already fucked years prior. I don't know what gave me it but I remember being into vore as young as 4-5. Maybe I saw Men in Black 2 and don't remember it? I don't know, but I knew the idea of things eating other things and tentacles made me feel funny on the inside. I sometimes wonder if this fetish just came out of nowhere without any sourceDid not help that my cousin, who was similarly aged to me, had me perform oral sex on her when I was around 6. I don't remember what she said exactly, but it was something like "this is what adults do". I am pretty sure she was either molested or exposed to adult stuff too so I see her more as a victim like me than a perpetratorAs a result, I am hypersexual and the very moment I found out I had unlimited internet access, I immediately found websites for shit like starfire and raven pornSeeing how fucking common porn is, like all those perverted roblox games and avatars, and how widespread that one ankha animation was makes me feel so fucking bad for the young generation. I feel like early porn exposure should land people for decades in prison for the harm it does to kids
>>733332271Does anyone have any stories about family members who fucked the dog?
>>733257574>weviu weevuuuiii Unlike Pikachu and Togepi this mother fucker drives me nuts with its fucking voice.
>>733336783Now that's a novel angle.
god id eat eevee cookies and cream
>>733257667
>>733335702Armstrong would probably say this.
>>733271259
>>733261143>>733314150doesn't change the fact that both need to be expunged
>>733323495would rather a lucario
>>733257574Is this Eevee voiced by Yuuki Aoi?
>>733330386>using stonesEspeon or UmbreonNeed I say more?
>>733339208You're never going to believe it
>>733335164Getting a boner when my dog was on my lap was that turning point where I felt the need to change. I am sure I was more stimulated from the fact that she was shifting around and directly on my junk but I still felt so disgusted that I realized there is a possibility for me to fall for the slippery slope and develop an attraction to feral art of normal dogs and I don't want to add that to my list of fetishes I am not proud of. At least with my other fetishes, they're about impossible situations
>>733339208I'm pretty sure a good number of people have both
>>733333812sorry to break this to you anon but your wires got crossed and there's no way to set them straight (heh). the best thing you can strive to do is ignore it, like when a man sees a slutty cosplayer and acts unbothered>>733334519>Do you think you would be into this if you had been doing anything else instead of going into the Internet back then?are you stupid? why do you blame the internet? faggots have existed long before the internet
>>733335164This is the correct answer for this generation. A combination of forcing the younger generation to hold off finding a wife until mid 20s, being told that being in a relationship during HS is bad, and feminist and ((them)) further corrupting and destroying woman in general does not help at all. By the time mens are 20 years old or younger, they should have a partner by then just like their grandparents and all the ancestor before them. It goes hand to hand with how your brain work and how denying your brain sex after 20 will damage the brain.
>>733288517Gigantamax eevee can mindfuck you into loving it purely from how good it feels to touch one.I don't think it gets better than that.
>>733298809It says a lot that they only did it with a handful of mons later down the line.
>>733262871
>>733335702>Seeing how fucking common porn is, like all those perverted roblox games and avatars, and how widespread that one ankha animation was makes me feel so fucking bad for the young generationImagine the damage elsagate did
>>733341776adsense is to blame, as always, but kikes would sooner shut down the internet than curb their greed
>>733262871>that setupimagine both of you edging to porn by using her pussy while she sits in your lap until both of you cant take it anymore and you toss her on the bed and you nakadashi the shit out of her while kissing her
>>733314919I thought sneedposting was the modern sneedposting.
>>733342482any wrongful uses of pajeet are forced attempts to weaken the impact of the word. everyone knows the real purpose of calling out pajeet is to call out corporations that resort to hiring barely literate indians to shill games and products and do astroturfing and damage control
>>733342128sad. really sad
>>733268913>Thinly veiled fetish animations disguised as le wholesome heckin chungus cartoon.
>>733344031>wholesome animation>mind instantly drifts towards fetishesanything you'd like to share with the class anon?
>>733343003Imagine being an indian that is exclusively hired to accuse others of being indians. How ironically pathetic.
>>733345232no different from shills calling any detractors trannies or pajeets. or trannies calling sane people trannies or pajeets to try to discredit themit's just "accuse the enemy of being part of [disliked group]," a well-known trick in any saboteur's playbook
>>733345831I get why they do it, it's just that the idea of using what you yourself are as an insult has to be agonizing to their self-esteem.
>>733346014not really. there are spics that call other spics spics all the time. they're known as chicanos
>>733277304what the fuck is that website holy shit
>>733346887Furry booru
>>733346887So when did you start coming here newfaggot?
>>733282380>>733295836I don't get it, would a fan truly have legal grounds to sue if they really wanted to? Personally, if a fakemon I made ended up in a future game I'd be over the moon.
>>733348327>would a fan truly have legal grounds to sue if they really wanted to?Japan's laws about this kind of stuff are fucked, so they honestly might.
>>733348393Wouldn't it be better if there were no copyright, so pokemon could include all the best fan designs, and so fans could make more ambitious projects without fear of getting a cease and desist? Everyone wins.
>>733348393Dam, maybe they could retroactively make a rule or something. Or hell, maybe have a contest like the Megaman Robot Master/Bosses, where a fan gets their name in the game, maybe the game itself, but it's fully owned by the company after.
>>733348532yeah but that would involve GF softly admitting they can't do it all themselves and they would rather commit suicide en masse by lawnmower than do that
>>733348506>Everyone wins.Except Gamefreak of course, since now they'd be competing against their fanbase who would obviously leap at the opportuinity to make their own pokemon games/media without the fear of legal action. Most of which would put their latest games and designs to shame.It's kind of obvious why that's never going to happen.
>>733348769Gamefreak wins because successful projects featuring the setting and characters coveys additional prestige upon the company for initially creating it. Since their releases still carry authority over the canon, they won't lose relevance unless they mishandled the canon and lose the respect of fans in that area (which we already know is extremely difficult), regardless of how poorly the games perform in other areas. Additionally, most of pokemon's profit comes from merch rather than the games, which currently is still made at high quality. Those sales would increase dramatically from the increased prominence of the setting and characters.No matter how many fan projects are made or how much better they get, fans will still also play the original series, even if only because it's original.
>>733349138yeah i've seen this same argument 20 years ago. yes, obviously fan content doesn't diminish the original or steal money form it, it almost universally uplifts the original product, but very few companies have ever seen it that way and even fewer would allow itthat's dead end thinking, we figured that out decades ago and still knew it would never happen
>>733349283Not now, maybe not in another 20 years, or even in our lives, but eventually if we keep talking about how copyright and all IP laws are holding us back, I believe it'll eventually make a difference. Who's to say that it hasn't already made a difference by blocking further expansions of IP law, or changed the outcome of cases ruling on fair use?
>>733349138>Gamefreak wins because successful projects featuring the setting and characters coveys additional prestige upon the company for initially creating it.Have you seen Gamefreak's attempts at making anything other than pokemon? As well as the current state of their pokemon games? They're already ruining any sort of prestige they have, and fans one-upping them will only make them look even more pathetic.Just like Sonicfags and SEGA.
>>733349426we'd be better off just making new companies now, with fresh talent who wants to make good games, to make new better games and let the old shit finally rotwe don't need to cling to corporations and brands
Starting up PMD rescue team DX. Already decided on rolling with my little dude cubone but who should my partner be? Totodile and eevee were my default choices as partners in previous games so I might want to shake it up and probably choose someone that I care enough about to not evolve and lose the kick-ass scarf
>>733349745The issue isn't companies, it's that people can't afford food or medicine unless they're actively working. Basic tools like universal healthcare and arts subsidies have done stupendously well in other countries for quality of life.
>>733349794Pikachu. Kills water types and has a really solid movepool.
>>733349640Prestige is a very difficult thing for a company or individual to run out of since it's large the result of historic actions rather than the current quality of products. They can spend a long time behind par, but if they ever get back on the level of the games around them, that prestige will still get them interest from fans as soon as there's a hint they're worth playing again.>>733349745I agree, which is why I support separating settings and characters from the companies that made them. This is also good for old talent that wants to continue working on the setting and characters that they created, but doesn't want to be held back by the company that "owns" them. Like, you can't convince me that Kojima would have no interest in making another metal gear game if he wasn't blocked by IP law.>>733349803That is so wildly off topic. IP law is mostly going to have the same effects regardless of how many social services are being paid for.
>>733350071>Prestige is a very difficult thing for a company or individual to run out ofAgain, I don't think that's true at all. The prestige is linked to the idea, Pokemon in this example. If the people in charge of Pokemon start shitting the bed, people don't suddenly start hating Pokemon, they love Pokemon, instead they turn their hatred toward the people in charge of the series, the people that aren't making it as good as it could be, or worse, ruining it.People like Sonic, they hate SEGA.People like Pokemon, they hate Gamefreak.People like Mario, and yet they're turning on Nintendo.
>>733350231I don't think many people truly hate companies, they're just disappointed with them, and long for the company to have another golden age and operate at their best again. Even if they rightfully recognize that it's unlikely, if there's rumor that it is happening, it will at least peak their curiosity. Even though people aren't loyal to Sega or Nintendo anymore, they still looked into Sonic frontiers and Tears of the Kingdom with great hope when they released and great disappointment when they weren't good enough. Most people recognize companies aren't people who are good or evil, they're systems that succeed or fail at their purpose. (Purpose in this case meaning their purpose to society, not their owners.)
>>733335702I’m sorry anon
>>733348327>would a fan truly have legal grounds to sue if they really wanted to?it's less about the rights (afaik copyright recognizes independent discovery unlike patents) and way more about the PR stink and ensuing court battle (the highest-grossing franchise in human history stole my design!)>>733348506>if there were no copyrightyou'd have at least 9001 chink clones of pokemon popping up overnight :^)>>733349138>Since their releases still carry authority over the canonyou're sort of right but trademarks can only take you so far
>>733351510>you'd have at least 9001 chink clones of pokemon popping up overnight :^)We already have chink clones, and the official games are about as bad as chink clones right now. I don't think slop is so bad that it justifies such extreme laws to prevent it. If the game isn't good, you don't have to play it.>you're sort of right but trademarks can only take you so farI'm not talking about trademarks, just the natural status and attention that creating a beloved franchise gets you. You are right though, there are limits to how far that will get you with the average customer. The next question is, why should companies get any more benefit than that natural status merit? They already are rewarded for creating popular games, so there's no need to give them any more than that. If the law did nothing, the impact of the merit would already be equal to the value costumers place on it.
Master? What are you doing with that Water Stone? Put it down. Put. It. Down. Don't use that on me, Master. DON'T USE IT ON ME! GET IT AWAY! FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, DON'T USE THAT WATER STONE ON ME! I DON'T WANNA BE A VAPOREON! I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DO TO VAPOREONS! I WANT NONE OF IT! PLEASE, MASTER! I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU! USE THE FIRE STONE INSTEAD! NO ONE GIVES A RATTATA SHIT ABOUT FLAREON, I'LL BE SAFE! JUST PUT THE WATER STONE DOWN AND-->Trainer used the Water Stone on Eevee.YOU SON OF A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM KICKED YOU OUT AT AGE TEN!
Lads would you consider it cruel to deny a high affection/friendship eevee from evolving to sylveon because you like the base form ball of fluff more?
>>733352072Talk to your Eevee first, and remember that just because your Eevee has high affection, doesn't mean that it would want to evolve into a Sylveon as it's first choice. Whatever for your Eevee takes, it's capacity for love and friendship is just as deep, so don't feel like Sylveon is the only option if your bond is deep.
>>733351808>I'm not talking about trademarks, just the natural status and attention that creating a beloved franchise gets youare you dumb or what? tpc, game freak, creatures, and nintendo would be the only ones who could make pokemon games because of trademarks. it would make zero sense to relinquish the marks>The next question is, why should companies get any more benefit than that natural status merit?trademarks, despite having been twisted by kikes into becoming "I own this word" (e.g. see king.com claiming they owned the word "saga"), had a solid original concept behind them: the idea was to have a unique, unmistakable MARK that you'd add to your goods to signify their origin. anyone who saw that MARK would know who was behind the goods. to use someone else's MARK without approval would be misrepresentation and fraud. this is probably what you're referring to by mentioning "recognition" and "prestige" (i.e. game freak's pokemon would be set apart from some rando's chinkemon)and as I was saying, trademarks only get you so far: it's only a matter of time before a more competent competitor with deep pockets shows up to take the throne
>>733352203The point I'm trying to make is that gaming would be better off without any IP laws, including copyright, patents, and trademarks. Obviously an already established company wouldn't willingly give up the advantages those laws give them, but that doesn't change that those laws are holding the industry back, and enabling gamefreak's self destructive doom spiral.I agree that among the different types of IP, trademark is the most defensible, especially if it's in a greatly diminished capacity that better fits the law's original purpose. The law as it is now gives trademark filings far more impact than that currently though, and I'm not convinced that any trademark law would be required to enable prosecuting the kind of fraud you're describing. Intent to deceive can be proven without putting a tiny t and m next to every logo or requiring companies do paperwork with the government before creating a logo.
>POV: You isekai into Pokemon and the first thing you see is this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/99M344OqM3gWhat do?
>>733352726nice cocks
and the thread goes completely off the rails
>>733352726>>733352787Don't ruin a good thread, we still have 80 posts left.
>>733297223fuck no, he's gonna be my partner in crime, along with my boy Hypno
>>733297885evidently someone did cuz they made an entire spinoff series based on that
>>733297840No, it's going to be every female trainer I beat in a fair pokemon battle. After it's a few victories, the only girls challenging me be the ones who want the Sylve-D.
>>733339497Just have sex with it until your friendship is high enough to get a sylveon. Then rape it.
>>733329035i'd get it if he was shouting this out in public, but this is an anonymous imageboard for autistic retards where we can be as degen as we want. let him have his happiness, man.
>>733353164>friendshipthat's umbreon, the friendzone eeveelution
>>733353252Sylveon also is friendship. But it needs a fairy type move. Baby Doll eyes should suffice.
>>733334045>Is AI therapy worth it? I am not telling my therapist what I find sexually arousingAll the corporate cloud-based AIs are hardwired to agree with you on whatever you say. You'll never get real help from a voice just tells you what you want to hear. You could try to set up a local AI for yourself, but that's a whole other can of worms.
>>733337262ngl i thought u meant sexually and i was a little worried for a second there
>>733348769>Most of which would put their latest games and designs to shame.honestly i dont see it, like yeah fans can make plenty of games styled after the older pokemons but making something like the newer ones like sword/shield would take too much money and time for most to bother
>>733353585This. What would really happen is that pokemon would release garbage, and fans would patch it like a bethesda game until it's good.
>>733353650are the newer pokemon games even bad from a gameplay perspective? yeah, they're ugly as sin, but when i played nemona's game, i was honestly impressed that they were actually trying to showcase an authentic pokemon world by having pokemon all over the place doing things, along with actually leaning into the "you're on an adventure!" thing by making the entire island a giant donut where you can go anywhere with 3 seperate mission lines to do (gyms, fighting the big bads, whatever that weird dude from the start wanted, i think it was fossils?)
>>733352715The racoon is escaping!
>>733353808I can't speak from a gameplay perspective since the last one I played was S/M, but graphics, animations, glitches, battle speed, pacing, story, and side content are all far behind where they should be. There's a lot to fix even if "Gameplay" is good. And last I played, gameplay was way too easy, and then they removed the ability to turn the exp share off in the next entry, so I'd assume it's still bad.
>>733297223Hell no! We'd make the ultimate team
>>733257574I've always used water starters just so you know
>>733257818You should go up their ass next after being minimized :3
>>733333812fix your gut
for me it's Espeon
>>733333812Be glad you have one that is conpletely impossible to actually do in real life. Nothingburger compared to people lusting over actual real animals or kids, eating the poopoo or anything else you could actually engage in for real.
not good enough sorry, my need for fluff demands something greater
>>733354441Explain
Eevees are brown
>>733260417I started doing this a while ago too. Mostly because I want the game to be a bit more challenging and I'm not autistic enough to comb through romhacks looking for one I like.Almost every starter is op in its game as it is, and almost half of them at least end up looking awful by their 3rd evo anyway.
>>733277559It's tradition in the Kanto region to brutally mistreat all eevees.
>>733277559Eevees are kinda retarded, literal rock munchers.
>Already doing racism against eeveesAnd that one anon claimed they wouldn't do racism if they woke up a Pokemon in PMD world lol
>>733268913Sexo
>>733259982No. I'm going to fuck my Espeon, Glaceon, Sylveon and Vaporeon, and you literally can't stop me.
>>733259982They're foxes
>>733257574>have to evolve before anything else otherwise it learns a bunch of shit normal eevee movesthe main reason I never used it
>>733295836It would certainly make their stand against Palworld look incredibly silly
>>733356349Gods, imagine getting lost on all that tail fluff.>>733259982The chart is not 100% accurate, but you get the idea.Also, no.
>>733329793Living the dream.
>>733358402I'm imagining alright.And it's really hard for me to not view Leafeon as a fox. Even got the dark paw-socks!
>>733358402>>733358603Eevee is neither a cat, dog or fox. Its not really based on any real animal. Its just a fluffball with legs.
>>733358603Foxes are basically dog cats anyways
>>733292579yes, and?
>>733359726Males should fuck only females. Females should fuck only males. It is known.
>>>/vp/Reminder that /v/ doesnt have actual moderation and mods rape house cats
>>733360226Why do people keep mixing /mlp/ and /vp/. They don't have the same function. One is a containment board, the other one isn't. Pokemon is allowed all over 4chan.
>>733360302>>>/vp/Back to quarantine you unloved freak
>>733359784how unfortunate for you that you can't stop me then
>>733360378Reality stops you because Pokemon aren't real and never will beBased reality
>>733357250Nobody is racist in the pokemon world because everybody is sexy
>>733360343>quarantineIs this 2020
>>733361493>>>/vp/Enjoy your trip, unwanted furfag nigger
>>733335702>Seeing how fucking common porn is, like all those perverted roblox games and avatars, and how widespread that one ankha animation was makes me feel so fucking bad for the young generation. I feel like early porn exposure should land people for decades in prison for the harm it does to kidsgrow a spine you big baby
>>733360302I don't know where these retards got this idea that /vp/ is a containment board. It exists mainly for keeping all facets of the franchise in one convenient place, and for redirecting tourist traffic during hype/leak seasons.
>>733362372Cope, pedophile>>>/vp/Learn to enjoy your home
>>733359039Finally somebody gets it.
Fat cookiehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1761931315856.mp4
Do Eevees have cute paws?
>>733362971That looks so soft.The nipples kind of ruin it tho.
Sylveon and Vaporeon cookies.
>>733362721>>733362971>>733363143>>733363216>>733363248>>>/vp/Go die alone together
>>733363143Eevees have cute everything
>>733363248I WANT TO EAT THOSE COOKIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>733257667FippyBippy
>>733363442>>733363492>>733363563>>733363301
Go Go Eevee
>>733363621I WANT TO DYNAMAX EVERY EEVEELUTION AND HAVE THEM SIT ON ME
>>733263064Fucking hot.
>>733312939That's part of the appeal
Sylveon wrapping me up in her ribbons and not letting go! Ever!
Base Eevee is best Eevee
Let's go Eevee 2 when
