>>733335778I'll take the tomboy.
why the fuck would anyone choose someone with a septum piercing
>>733335778As a straight Asian man, I pick Blonde Blazer without hesitation.
blazer has a better body and can change hair color - she is vastly superior
>>733335778Why?Why do I have to choose?I can choose both.I can play the game both ways.
I choose flambae
>>733335778They did such a horrific job balancing these 2, the game basically chooses for you.
>>>/vg/
>>733335778I'll take the emotionally available and mentally healthy brunette
>Yet another Transpatch thread
no
>>733336735If you don’t. Your mother will reveal all your dirtiest childhood secrets.
>>733335778
>>733335778See, I hear all the points in favor of Blazer, I nod my head in agreement, I have complete comprehension of all their points. Totally valid points.Then I boot up the game and pick Visi again because WHEN SHES AROUND ITS ALREADY ALRIGHT ALREADY ALRIGHT
>>733337004And then the blonde stacy steals him away anyway
>>733336878Does she really deserve 7 INT
>>733336693
>>733335778Robert owes Courtney lovey dovey baby making sex.
>>733337256She messes with the files, it’s why her age is redacted. She wanted to impress Robert with her smarts.
>>733337698Suuure
>>733335778In the words of game director Chris Rebbert, "I always choose Blonde Blazer."
>all of Robert's responses during Visi's attempts at flirting are either "boredom" or "contempt"what did the developers mean by this
>>733337898I’m kidding out the Int stat padding but her age IS redacted if you look at it, she clearly does have the ability to fuck with the files if she wanted to.
>>733337004The funniest part is that to believe that, you'd have to ignore every single thing about the storyline that tells you it's actually Blazer who makes everything alright for Robert.You people operate on headcanon and you always will
>>733337996It’s top bantz. Robert has never failed a shit test a day in his life.
>>733338074She has a secret identity. Imagine thinking she is supposed to reveal her identity just because you want to know her age.It's literally the perfect character trait for her. Of course you don't get to know how old she is. You don't get to know how much she weighs either!!!
>>733337996He's always happy to see Blazer and he's always annoyed to see Visi. When Blazer is around it's already alright. When Visi is around Robert is looking for a way out
>>733337256Yes it is, because she runs the entire branch and manages a lot of things successfully, she is smarter than everyone on the dumbass Z-Team.
>>733336878Realistically she should have a penalty to her intelligence score whenever she transforms because blonde
>>733338436>yfw Mandy has 9 INTKneel
>>733335778Blazer is legit a cheater. See the meme.I don't get, because she's otherwise such a legit amazing person, and obviously very moral (unlike a certain someone). I don't know what they were thinking designing her that way. But it's there in the game. You can convince yourself it's not, but it is, and it only gets more solid the harder you look.
>>733338703Your mother is a cheater for sleeping with me last night. The seething midwit opinion is your own. If you weren't a midwit, you'd probably be able to recognize that.
I choose Malevola.
Right eating left
>>733339064You are honestly fucking disgusting
>>733336506>both have a superpower they can take off, just a regular human underneath>both are seasoned superheroes with shared life experiencesHate to say it but BB is custom-made for Roberts
>>733338779I do enjoy the recurring theme of everyone involved with Robert being a big nerd with Mecha Man merch. Truly your favorite superhero’s favorite superhero.
>>733338779You have to wake up and smell the bitter hoe coffee.Look at her secret positive stats for her relationship.>If Robert goes in for the kiss while she's still dating +1>If you/Robert gives her a neutral or aggressive answer about it not being a mistake (while she's still dating) the next day when she tries to pass the blame off on alcohol or Robert+1Being a respectful cuck that has cares about her boundaries (while she has a man) and at least waiting 30 minutes after breaking up with her old bf,means less appreciation. She's shit testing Robert in Ep 1 or 2. She likes when he's pushing her to be sexual. According to her own behind the curtain mechanics she's cheating in her head before she fires the gun and tries to move on to the replacement she just hired as her in office boytoy.
>>733339237Where do you think we are?
>>733339485Sneed forever midwit
>>733335778If these are my only choices I'd rather be gay
>>733338436What if the amulet was a bimbofication powerup
>>733335778I am suicidal. So, the chick that is a proven murderer with no remorse or intent to reform.
>>733336125>blazer has a better bodyno she doesn't
>>733338818>my power is a weapongayest cape shit ever since weapons would absolutely be inferior to any powers. Cold and heat alone annihilate any weaponry.>lemme just fire my guns at absolute 0.
Your aerola is showing
Blazerjeets getting too uppity lately.
>>733339349I just love the way she honors and respects his work from the very beginning. I couldn't imagine Mecha Man being with anyone else
>>733335778Both are painfully shallow characters
Genuinely, how is this even a debate? On one hand, you have a nice, busty, gorgeous blonde. Her only fault is that she recently dumped her boyfriend. On the other hand, you have a cow piercing, trashy, bitchy, and incompetent girl who is flat as a board. She lies, steals, and has the potential of being a super villain depending on your ending. It's blatant the devs really want you to chose Invisibitch, including the cringiest masturbation scene I've ever witnessed and a titty scene that shows her itty bitties. I would've kept her on the team if the others didn't want to cut her, but by no means was I going to romance her.
>>733339696>cheating is worse than 1st degree murder bros!No.
>>733339673Her power is that she's 6 foot 6, tough as nails and can spawn interdimensional hell portals. Swinging her pink magic blade around is just the mechanic for dealing easy damage
>>733339673She can open portals and absorb wounds. The sword is a bonus
>>733338818If she want ruined by shit voice work, then I would agree.
>>733339815Why would this be a hero character instead of killed? What is the geopolitical logic in game for this?
>>733339762Only incels and /v/irgins think Superwoman dumping Superman to fuck (You) instead is a character flaw.It's a pure power fantasy. It's one of the reasons I bought the game.
More importantly, did you choose Waterboy (or whatever his name was) or Phenomaman? I went with the water guy since I cut batman and he seemed like an int hero. He actually was pretty fucking good with the double heal shit. On the other hand, the only time I used Phenmamamaman was the final city ending segment and his pouting depression shit was so fucking annoying.
>>733339975Phenomaman fucking sucks. His team ups suck because you can't build his stats to complement anyone. His powers suck. Every single time you make any single mistake, he becomes useless.Waterboy mogs him so badly it's unreal. Don't trust anyone who shit talks Waterboy either.
>>733339636yes she does.
>>733338270unf
Blazer is the better choice but was given criminally less time than Courtney and is basically reduced to a side character on the Invisigal Show.
>>733339684https://files.catbox.moe/t5ovld.jpg
>>733340079imagine choosing the mentally unstable sticc over this
>>733335778I like and chose Visi, but still think it's a bummer that Blazer got sidelined as hard as she got at times.I kept thinking they'd go into her backstory or how she has to prioritize loyalty to a corporation while doing hero-work, but she doesn't get much to work with character arc-wise.
Blazer has one of the best bodies I've ever seen in a modern Western animation. Her shape in the evening gown is a peak 10/10 American woman.
>>733340121Ernest NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>733339975Waterboy is better for gameplayPhenomaman is funnier
>>733335778Tomboy midriff
Was the VA for Royd an eceleb? I know most or all of the VAs were youtubers, but the only one I could recognize easily was the cookbook author from Funhaus. I assume the little irish figher was Jacksepticeye because I'm reasonably certain he's from there. The rest are a mystery but I also saw the numerous Critical Role logos so that probably means Matt Mercer, Laura Bailey, etc. are doing voices.
>>733340192Yeah, I wish there was more of a payoff to Phenomaman finding something new to care about. Waterboy gets his confidence boost either way, but the best P-Man gets is an optional dose of antidepressants.
>can turn from a hot brunette into a tall blonde mommyhow fucking stupid would you have to be to pass this up for some trashy chick?
I liked this "game" a lot. I don't think I've enjoyed one of these VN-esque things this much since TWD S1, which is the pinnacle.
>>733340280he becomes a MTG chad >>733340274I heard Royd's VA is the stunt double for The Rock or something like that
>>733340280Poor guy doesn't need anti-depressants he needs to be teamed up with a Valkyrie as autistic as he is, and they can just fight evil forever before dying together in battle like they both want.
>>733339874>no responseWhy is capeshit the only media where it is acceptable to write worlds that make no logical sense when scrutinized? If I made a scifi series with shit this illogical it would be called out as poor writing.>other mediumsPeople demand things be so logical that they understand the tax system of a fantasy kingdom>Capeshitjust fuck my shit up senpai. Logic is for pussies.
So if you chose the incorrect choice, does the amulet feel like a complete deus ex machina at the end? I mean, it is either way, but at least it's revealed to you in her date.
>>733340338They are literally mostly midwits, children and virgins. The type of people who screech and cry when game directors themselves come out and say "I always choose Blonde Blazer" after spending months of their lives shitposting Blazer.They pretend that it's actually all about Visi's personality but really it's just self inserting. Invisigal is abusive and they don't care about a girl being abusive because to them, getting "sexual" attention is more important. tldr; broken boys choose Visi.
>>733339874>>733340451Nobody wants to talk to you autist
This is one of those obvious, no brainer choices, like the boatmaster versus a glass eater or a retarded lesbian who accidentally shoots herself versus an entire city full of people.
>>733339762See everyone says the devs wanted you to pick Visi then you see the devs speak and they’re almost seething that BB wasn’t more popular. BB just kind of got fucked by having her bits being at the bookends of the story when the choice is made in the middle which are peak Visi hours.Oh and also by the fact that Courtney is best girl lmaoooooo
>>733340376I'm not sure if he's even that zealous about fighting. It's something he's good at, and it's easier to understand than basic human interaction, but he didn't strike me as a desperate for battle warrior-type.Hell some of the few things he's enthusiastic about besides Blazer is playing Magic the Gathering and getting a discount on fruit care-package deliveries.
>>733335778Which one does anal?
>>733335778Left.>>733335926So you can remove it. (fix her)
>>733340765I disagreed with Kenny once and I think he left me for dead three times
>>733340793They both obviously do. But you might break something with Blazer.
>>733335778The vast majority chose Visi over Blazer because she's a cute tomboy and actually has a story arc focusing on her, exploring her backstory, and letting her grow as a person.But recently it feels like it evolved into backlash from a vocal minority that are really really angry that she was popular.
Visi's central to the story of the game and mirrors how fucked up Robert isBlazer all but disappears from like episode 3 to 7
>>733340767There's only one group that seethes about Blazer, and it's literally all day every day. There's only one group who attack the game directors for their opinion and immaturely whine about "feeling invalidated"Visinigs shitpost Blazer all day every yet they can't control their own emotions when the games directors praise Blazer. Or when her Valentines artwork is vastly superior....>>733340961Sure thing, we'll see you again the next time Adhoc devs do something good for Blazer and you're seething about it.
>>733340510If you choose Phenomaman you can see him watching a video of them working together where her amulet seems to glow whenever she uses her powers so if you’re reallly paying attention you might have been able to figure it out. If you pick Visi and Waterboy yeah, it’s pretty much like “oh that’s how she does it, cool.”
>>733341051>and you're seething about it.But I liked both characters and wanted Mandy to get more focus to
>>733340840>disagreeing with the rightest man in TWDYou didn't beat the game. Season 2 Kenny was actually pretty bad, but he was nowhere near as braindead retarded as Jane. Abandoning the newborn infant as a prank, alone in a freezing car during a zombie apocalypse and knowing all babies do is scream, is a level of smooth brainness that I don't think you can beat. And then even if you fucking side with her, she ropes herself next game.
Prism. Her calling BB Ms. Blazer is really cute.
>>733340274Mercer is ShroudLaura Bailey is VisiJoel Haver is WaterboyThor's cartoon voice actor is PhenomemanJack septic eye is Punch UpCr1itikal is SonarThe Rock's stunt double is RoidThat's all I know
>>733341173I was referring more to season one, but yeah, Jane sucks. I was hating nearly everyone in season two by the end though.
>>733339874She's from Australia and was in jail for petty crimesShe's in a rehabilitation program for villains, which is the central thing of the story
>>733340825>muh fix 'emfemale behavior
>>733341227I liked her way more than I thought I would
>>733341227I wish we got to see her in casual-wear outside of work
>>733341227made for waterboy
>>733341171>this is what 9 int looks likeI think Robert was so stressed because he realized he’s the only one in the whole company with an above room temperature iq
Flambert <3333
The vast majority of people are retarded midwitsThese people really should think about that the next time they post about popularity contests on 4chan
>>733341596B-But Brainbook
>>733341246>Joel HaverThe fucking "Lanky Kong Listens to the DK Rap for the First Time" guy? Incredible. Everyone did a pretty good job then. I'm vaguely aware of Critikal and I though he had a boring droning monotone voice. I cut Sonar so I didn't hear him as much as others, but I wouldn't have been able to peg him as the VA.
>troonlennial capeshit """""""""""game"""""""""""
>>733341364It really is. Visinigs are underage Twitter users who unironically simp for terrible female behavior and that septum ring. They think it makes them counter culture (they are a part of the majority and have been for a long time)
>>733341715I love my well-meaning, overly supportive, hopelessly naive, micromanaging, confidently unprofessional, unintentionally racist boss-wife!
Considering "current year", I'm surprised they didn't add a homo route, honestly.
>>733340542>>733341851truth nukes
>>733341895never thought about it but you're right - it is pretty rare
>>733341895>current year>heterosexual game with two distinct heroines that personify the timeless male struggle between Betty/Veronica, Jackie/Marilyn or Rei/Asuka>waifu war between hetero males matches up against any other in modern history>the faggots still shove themselves in anyways to try and destroy the fandomGatekeep, gatekeep, gatekeep. They WILL make the games homosexual if we allow them.
>>733335778I chose neither. Fuck 'em.>>733338818Ruined by the worst VA ever and the baffling decision for Malevola to wear pumps when it should've been open tongue sneakers or nothing at all.>>733340793Visi actually talks about wanting to peg you, so I'm guessing she's secretly into receiving it.>>733341879The single best thing she does in the game is the silent '..what the fuck?' she says to herself if you go on her dinner 'date' then say you just want to be friends the next day.
>>733335778Imagine thinking there was any other choice
>>733341246>Cr1itikal is Sonardidn't know thatthis substantially worsened my opinion of my favorite bat boy
>>733342652You're not supposed to kiss her on the billboard bro, it's such an obvious mistake and a red herring. The dialogue in the date scene is much better when you don't, and the storytelling overall is much tighter
>>733342658How the fuck could you not tell the dude has one tone
>>733342658how did you not know that from his voice aloneHe's not even doing a character, the devs literally just told him to talk and act like he does normally
>>733342315>Not wanting a demon girl in fuck me pumps.
>>733342841well how else are you gonna kiss phenomaman
>>733343081This homo kisses Blazer and Phenomaman and Invisigal, just a straight up whore
Anyone else get JLI vibes from this?
>>733342970They just clash so strangely with her outfit and overall aesthetic. I'd probably dislike it less if Malevola wasn't already ruined by the terrible 'acting' of Ashleigh Burch
>>733343213Definitely. The game really did remind of the days when I was still really into comic books.
>>733343213Anon... even /co/ doesn't read comics. Do you really think /v/ fags have ever held a comic in their hands?
>Most popular games on the board aren't even games but waifu simulatorsSays it fucking all
>>733343213not justice league but x-men
>>733335778Both are equally attractive, which means it's not a matter of which one I choose, but which one will choose to say yes.
>>733343295You're right. She should wear some platform boots with heels & latex.
>>733343406You'd be surprised what kind of decent off topic discussions you get here.>TFW we had a great Outlaw Star thread here last year.
>>733343435We could talk game mechanics if you want, I just figured everyone in the thread already knew Golem is the fucking GOAT and if you don’t take spread thin you’re a moron.Actually, most of the characters have a definitively better power, anyone ever just choose all the worse powers on a second run just to make it harder?
Reminder that Blazer is all natural while Visi has implants
>>733337248>In Visi's route, Blazer doesn't care if Robert dances with Visi>In every route, Visi is canonically hopelessly in love with Robert
Invisimech <3333
>>733343652Well, if we're talking comics, then I'd say that the Z-Team reminds me of the original Busiek's run of the Thunderbolts. I fucking miss Beetle, bro...
>>733343720>keeping a healthy distance when rejected and being respectful of your choice vs. unhealthy obsession and a fixation on what she can't haveMore proof that Mandy is the best
>>733335778My choice is making out with Blazer while Invis sucks my dick & Malevola rims my asshole.
>>733343782I don't read capeshit comics, but isn't the Z-Team just the Suicide Squad, except without the 'fuck up and your brains explode' threat hanging over them, and for generally lower stakes?
>>733335778visi a best
>>733343940Pretty much yeah
>>733343987Cute, but toxic. The kind of girl you'd masturbate about, but your instincts would (correctly) tell you: Do not go anywhere near that thing in person.
>>733343782>Original T-BoltsYou know, you might be on to something. Also, is it a hot take to say the first 2 M.A.C.H. Armors are my Faves? Shit, now I'm sad we never got a JLI/Thunderbolts Crossover by Giffen, DeMatties & Busiek.
>>733343926for me, it's fucking Blazer cowgirl while Visi sits on my face and they make out with each otherthen they swap positions
>>733343987I like her design except the mentally ill piercing, but she's a dogshit character.
>>733341685I think people go with the "i can fix her" because the logical alternative is that they are the one who needs fixing
>>733344396But the game is about Robert, not you.
>>733343940That's the thing. Suicide Squad were never a proper team. Mostly it was an interchangeable roster of C-tier villains that readers wouldn't care about if they died.T-Bolts has that vibe of assholes actually starting to like being heroes and working as a team.
>>733344295They would never share Robert with each other while Blazer's still sober
Used pussy or used pussyWow. Tough choice. Big decisions to be made in the normie world. I mean, what if she says no? I would be devastated!!
>>733344521>if she hasn't remained a virgin her whole life for some loser who spends his life playing video games and getting angry at women then she's a whoreYou're too good for them bro
>>733344415If the game doesn’t want me making decisions the way I want then they should really not give me the power to make the decisions.
>>733344768Are you capable of seeing that Robert needs some fixing, regardless of whether you personally need fixing in your own life
>let bat guy meet important business contact>cut him from a job he doesn't want, solely because I thought Coupe was more useful>dude's turbo assmad and tries to kill me multiple timesRetarded. Also, the game forced me to forgive him and let him back on the team. Did that happen to anyone else? I was probably going to anyway, but the game literally selected it for me.
>>733344937>the game literally selected it for meTurbo retard post.That's what happens when you don't make a choice in time.
>>733344937the game chose for you because you took too long retard
>>733344415And midwits are literally incapable of not self-inserting
>>733345127>>733345218That's 100% not what happened. It selected the answer for me almost instantly, with plenty of timer bar still up.
>>733335926it reminds me that women are like cattle, so i treat them as such
>>733341643Based >>733343742Cringe
>>733345317then you must have just fat fingered it
>>733345371Back to the /SDN/ mines, fujo!
>>733343987The most overrated female character we've seen in years, Maellefag tier simping
>>733345584That's not me.
>>733345989Flambae
>>733346041Well, now that you're here: BACK TO THE MINES!
>>733346052I want to poke that butt
>>733345989Visi.
>>733346195Visi did say she's the pegger.
>>733346074not yet
>>733346052SHAKE IT
What was going through her mind when she made this face
attention seeking homosexual
>>733346381>>733346424>>733346470>>733346539>>733346581>>733346623>>733346659Absolutely fucking disgusting
>>733335778>flat chested bpdemon with endless baggageVS>literal magical girl giga stacy with big titshard to choose
>>733346709But if you pick the crazy girl that everyone else also picks, you will feel special. Lol.
>>733346709Not really.
>>733346709don't forget she can transform to be the hot girl next door whenever you want
>>733346852
>>733346381 >>733346424 >>733346470 >>733346539 >>733346581 >>733346623 >>733346659 Absolutely fucking amazing
>>733347096Don’t humor it you son of a bitch.
>>733345989I’m convinced Visi will do literally anything Robert is into, and if Blazer doesn’t do it with an ass like that she’s the real criminal of Z Team.
>>733347047Based.
I secretly wish to hold hands with another man.
>>733347358
