>/ourguy/ is replaced by random indian chick how can Xbox get worse?
>>733509027aside from letting everything on pc and the sub system to get his games and random dogshit indies for a tenner what did he even do
>>733509027>will prove poopoos and girls ruin everythingGood.
>>733509027>/ourguy/Fucking retard who did jack shit. Xbox lost it's identity and it's close to disband the brand entirely. Fuck him, let someone else take the reins.
>women get paid 81c for every dollar a man makes>indians and other immigrants do the same work for much lessthis change will save microsoft billions, but lets see how it plays out
>>733509027He was based
>>733509027If he were Indian, you'd bash him 24/7 for all his absolute failures
Xbox died with itagaki
>>733509336Cattle fails to see patterns
>>733509027Some of his achievements>Launched the Xbox One>Wasted billions purchasing Zenimax and Activision>Getting his start by managing formerly legendary studio Rare, he produced zero good or culturally significant games in 25 years
>>733509027now he can play more destiny 2 the game with pete parsons
>as soon as he's fired people pretend like he is our guy
You'll learn how hard things can really get
>let the man cook
Just one corporate stooge for another
>>733509027Fuck him thanks to him we got NG4 and that was a pos that ruined the series
Xbox is as good as dead already.It cannot get any worse.
it's unironically over for XBox
It’s really crazy how the word ‘slop’ has grown even into corporate language now, considering its origins in ‘goyslop’ and it coming from 4chan (presumably)
>>733509027Genuinely who still gives a shit about Xbox?
>>733513728I still sort of care about Forza horizon and arkane. Even that is going to die.
>>733513608The word slop has existed for ages. But its inane, endless usage did originate here by attaching /pol/ lingo to it. So yeah its surreal to see people using the buzzwords this shithole spams. But maybe it isnt because this is no longer a place thats foreign or wildly unvisited by the masses. 80% of people here have twitter and tiktok accounts.
>>733513608slop predates 4chan you retard
>>733509027This guy is a faggot. There is no saving Xbox because of him. Putting some pajeeta in charge is just what it deserves.
>>733509027This nigger was as bad as it gets
Microsoft is an indian company since the 90s.
How tall is he? Looks 5'4 in that pic
If you haven't sold your Xbox by this point, you're beyond saving.
satya nadella is the microsoft ceo that wants to hire only indians and invest on ai technology. whole company is dead.
>>733509027>/ourguy/He did save us all from having to buy 2 Xbox consoles by having no games. For that, we should all be grateful.
>>733513880No shit the word predates 4chan you fucking idiot. The point is the context.
americans are fucking dogshit at literally everything
>>733513608>No soulless AI slopfast-forward to the next press release>Microsoft is proud to be introducing Soulful Copilot-enabled AI slop to bring you unprecedented levels of interactivity in gaming.
>>733514134True. One of the biggest most successful monopolies in the world is being slowly destroyed by the power of jeetdom.
>>733509027There’s absolutely no one at Xbox who gives a shit about the brand anymore now. All their executives are Microsoft suits are 90% of their studios are third-party devs. Everything that made Xbox standout is gone now.
>>733514192ren and stimpy criticized ai slop in the 90s
>>733509027The random indian chick may do a better job than Phil even though she has only been the COO/CEO of companies that have failed.Phil's problem is he was too involved with gaming. He had retarded ideas born from the belief that if he just stepped back and let the company do its thing, good things would happen. He failed to realize that this only works if you direct resources to projects that actually matter. So while he was CEO of Xbox, 343 comes to him with a new ODST game that plays just like Helldivers, Monolith came to him with a new Blood sequel, Epic came to him with a new Gears, and Bethesda tried to get TES6 started years before it was approved. He approved none of that, only relenting on TES6 years later.The only real good thing we're getting out of his tenure is reviving Doom (and that's going to be divisive). His legacy will be helping strangle Xbox in its sleep with his "YOU HAVE TO MAKE GAMES WITH THE SERIES S FIRST IN MIND" policy and cancelling every good project that people would be excited to see while also porting all exclusives that he spent a fortune to buy to other consoles. The pajeeta, who is clearly a clueless executive who doesn't know dick about running a company or video games, will probably do less damage by being less involved.
>>733514428>>733514134Wow.. Libertarians were right.The free market really does fix everything.
>>733509027People choose Steam over GFWL.The fall of the Microsoft gaming division started there.Xbox consoles was never profitable and it only got severely worse after the 360.
>>733514428B-BUT BIG LINE IS GOING UPPPPPPPP>Every company in the AI boom is now holding a catastrophic amount of debt which will disintegrate each and every one of their companiesBUT BIG LIIIINE >Every one of their products are less profitable than ever and their only answer is to cut hiring THE DOW JONES IS 50,000>The company and every company who does not have a lucrative physical product line will disintegrate in your lifetime and be sold to Saudis and Chinese
>>733514930that pajeeta is there to dismantle xbox division. microsoft is going ibm.
>>733515025>The fall of the Microsoft gaming division started there.It wasn't just there, it was every retarded decision they made up until that point coming home to roost. I would say it brain-broke them but they didn't have brains to begin with .>XBox One MUST have the Kinect>XBox One MUST have always online>XBox One MUST have a subscription service>XBox One MUST have no games >Microsoft's gaming division is now multiplatform>Microsoft is now a third party for other consoles >Microsoft's new console, the Series S, is the benchmark for the company despite having a more powerful Series X that costs way more >Microsoft is approving no more games>Microsoft is a streaming serviceYou can see the cogs turning in Sloppy Nutella's brain as he demands Phil and the other Xbox dipshits chase trends like a runaway train in hopes of hopping on at just the right moment, but that moment never came.
>>733509410Made everything available on pc and killed the stupid console.He is definitely our guy
>>733509435Like always the name of the company will be worthless and become synonymous with trash and poo
>>733514692>literally who show calls slimy substance ‘slop’That’s all I found after a google search
>>733509027Can someone explain why Phil was so loved and revered by gamers? Like why did he become a big thing instead of someone like Kaz Hirai?
In what actual fuckikg universe is this retarded faggot "our guy"? Holy fuck. He killed the entire Xbox brand.
>>733515412>Can someone explain why Phil was so loved and revered by gamers?XBox 360 eraThat's it.It's like having nostalgia for Todd Howard's hero arc because of Skyrim, ignoring everything that happened since that time.
>>733515412He’s says seemingly the right things every E3, and Xbox has had the best summer showcase every year since 2018. However, it’s the other 364 1/4 days in the year that they fuck up.
>our guy>literally does nothing and is a failureChecks out
>>733509027Xbox is already dead bruh. them hiring a DEI girl boss (literally has had nothing but "executive" positions) is the nail in the coffin
>>733515537Phil wasnt a visible part of Xbox until Mattrick shat the bed with Xbox OneIf anything it was this faggot who was doing Phil's PR work before him
>>733513559That's what I thought too but it got worse, now they got a Jeet at the helm
what did phil actually do? Every year during E3 he'd say >this is the best year for xboxAnd then announce shit.
>>733515813Hey, she probably has played a bunch of Candy Crush and Hearthstone on her phone. That’s a big chunk of Xbox's gaming revenue now. That makes her qualified.
>>733509027Look up what her current job role at Microsoft is, and despair for the future.
>>733509027Next console has that Spyware camera thing that flopped built into it, forces you to face ID to log into your fucking XBL account, demands your SSN to verify, and they no longer sell whole games, just subscriptions per game. The jeets will do all this because they can and you will do the needful and buy one due to pc parts being beyond fucked until OpenAI implods entirly like a neuron star.
>>733513859>But maybe it isnt because this is no longer a place thats foreign or wildly unvisited by the masses.ThIs was already the case even before moot added more boards and abandoned us.
>>733515702Which faggot? Seven Peso Pedro or Dorito Pope?
>>733509027Why doesn't that cunt slim down and stop dressing like a disgusting slob? Looks like he's got at least some basic muscle mass, so why not spend two months getting rid or the beer belly, and getting a wardrobe that doesn't make him look unemployed.
>>733515412>Can someone explain why Phil was so loved and revered by gamers?Astroturfing and paid shilling. Xbox shills were pretty annoying and they also paid influencers and site owners to push their shit constantly even though it was going to shit very visibly.
>>733516049That’s an old photo of him
>>733509460No one in the industry is based.
>>733515412Xbox fans were unironically desperate.
>>733516049Because he has more money than your entire family ever will
>>733515537Xbox 360 success was mostly because of Peter Moore.
>>733516049The casualization of business space is one of the cringiest things to ever happen. Its because people in tech fields are autistic faggots and refuse to dress nice.
>>733509027>buys studios to make exclusives>doesn't make them make exclusives or any game at alllmao
>>733513608>considering its origins in ‘goyslop’anon... are you retarded?
>>733516049You know that picture comparing men and their wealth vs the hotness of their wife/gf?Same thing applies when you get rich enough to stop caring.Ultimately dressing the part is only to climb, so why do it when you're at the top?
>>733514134Made for BWC
>>733515702Mattrick was right. He wanted cloud gaming utilised 100% with games, meaning they could be instantly updated with stuff with no wait times. Developed better with more things possible in game worlds.And fags like you cried because people on fucking submarines wouldn't be able to play it because it needed to be connected online, which every fucking cunt already is anyway at home.
>>733516226They’re making games. That’s more than you can say for Sony’s acquisitions.
>>733515296>>XBox One MUST have the Kinect>>XBox One MUST have always online>>XBox One MUST have a subscription service>>XBox One MUST have no games >>Microsoft's gaming division is now multiplatform>>Microsoft is now a third party for other consoles >>Microsoft's new console, the Series S, is the benchmark for the company despite having a more powerful Series X that costs way more >>Microsoft is approving no more games>>Microsoft is a streaming serviceAs you can see, jeets were not the problem behind all those decisionsMaybe, as ironic as it may sound, it takes a jeet to fix microsoft, since hiring 15 jeets made Microsoft thrive during its early years (according to uncle Bill).
>>733516226He just wants the line to go up.
>>733509027Just give me the fucking job & I will literally rescue xbox
>>733513859It originally came from /ck/
>>733516147Xbox 360 "success" was thanks to sony major fuck ups. Microsoft got lucky.
>>733516302Eventually it's gonna come out that cloud gaming was designed by Epstein himself.
>>733516136That's a reason to dress decently, you disgusting gutter rat. There's nothing more pathetic than new money dressing like slobs. And no, that doesn't mean he has to dress like some Gucci negro who's trying to show off. There's a middle ground.
>>733509254>everything on pc>the sub system to get his games>random dogshit indies for a tenner>couldn't shit out a single good game despite the acquisitions
>>733516307What games? Fableworts Legacy and another car game. Hella epic
>>733516231>Ultimately dressing the part is only to climb, so why do it when you're at the top?So you don't look like a fucking disgusting slob.What the fuck is it with retards and degenerate poorfags thinking nothing matters if you have money?
>>733516426kek
>>733516504>What the fuck is it with retards and degenerate poorfags thinking nothing matters if you have money?Because nothing does matter.
>>733509027This board made me get an Series X and claimed he was going to save Xbox. I was lied to and expect an apology
>>733513880>>733516229No one used that word until "goyslop" became /pol/'s flavor of the month word and the rest of the boards started using it too, then it eventually became "slop" when it left 4chan and started being used on twitter/reddit/normalfag websites, fast forward and it attached itself to AI generated content because it perfectly describes what it is
>>733515369Windows is already synonymous with trash and crap and has been for decades.
>>733516350pic related never happened and i wonder who posted it
>>733516731Series X is great tho, instant restart is a gamechanger
>>733516350>As you can see, jeets were not the problem behind all those decisionsSloppy Nutella and the Jeet Scourge was in charge for over half of those. He was absolutely the problem behind most of it, even if the initial fuckups weren't on him
>>733516350>SAAAR A JEET WILL FIX MICROSOFT>The current jeet has done nothing but drive the company into the ground for shareholder value >Shareholder value is literally just debt that MS can no longer pay back because it jeet-i-fied all of its productsThe problem is that jeets are unqualified and a little bit mentally ill. They get hired because they work for peanuts and they think is because of some inherent skill they have. Nah, you live on a peninsula that only saw working toilets within the last 20 years and thus anything more dignified than shitting in a field with all your friends and family is a luxury job. This isn't hard to figure out but it might be for you because you cheated on every test you've ever taken.
>>733515554E3 hasn't existed for almost 5 years...
How the hell are indians spreading everywhere like a plague? They're like a bioweapon at this point.
>>733513608>grown
>>733509435if you make significantly less money then hiring cheaper labor is only going to quicken that negative feedback loop."You have to spend money to make money."This remains true for EVERYONE and EVERY company.Of course, jews are intentionally killing everything western from within so this is going as planned.
>>733517489it's because indians obey the jews unquestioningly>They're like a bioweapon at this point.yes, that is the point
Someone explain, how is this relevant to anyone who isn't playing Halo?
the indians are not cheaper, especially not in executive positions>>733517632what's the next domino to get jeetified?
>>733516828Just because you didn't use the word doesn't mean it wasn't part of vernacular. Slop was always a phrase for things that are low quality and mass produced.
>>733509027Microsoft is done for. PC gamers are moving to linux and xbox is dead. What else do they even have?And now they are putting all their eggs into the AI (Actually Indian) meme
>>733517489They are a bioweaponThey exist because they work for nothingThe average IQ of their whole country is bordering 76. Legal retardation is considered to be 60. They are brought in on promises of working for nothing and how great it is to have literal slaves working for the economy, and then proceed to open doors to get more jeets in, because nobody wants to live in India. It's the second worse place to live next to the entire southern half of Africa
>>733513608>makes antisemitism mainstreamBased
>>733509027Fuck off /pol/.
>>733518190legal retardation used to be 85, but since that meant that the majority of blacks...well, something had to give
>>733509491DOAX2 was cool. DOAX 3 never made it to Xbox. This is how you know Xbox wasn't cooking. DOAX3 made it to the PS4 and Nintendo Switch only.
I wanted to buy a series S.. Now Idk
>>733518190south africa has a couple of million indians, incidentally
>>733516429Shut the fuck up seething poorfag
>>733517489There already was over a billion of them, you're just noticing them because people keep screaming about them.
>>733519780*in indiawhere they should stay
>>733513608What are you guys talking about? 4chan is just a shell of its glory days, we used to influence the internet way more. Remember that anon’s comment saying he let 4chan make all the decisions in his life because of the power of autism of a bunch of nerds trying to prove each other wrong? Kek.
>>733509254bought blizzard bethesda and other studios
>>733517668using it like this*verb/noun*slopis a 4chan originalgoyslopAIslopnormieslopfriendslop
>>733509027>phil fucked up so badly that sarah bond, his protege and obvious successor, got booted from microsoft as wellReminder that Phil accomplished literally nothing for over a decade but kept his job because people online liked that he liked Phantasy Star Online and Hexen. He oversaw the Halo Infinite dumpster fire, he oversaw literally every major Xbox game being delayed, cancelled, or dogshit (Crackdown 3, Scalebound, Quantum Break, Fable Legends, Perfect Dark, Everwild, etc), he was partly responsible for the insane amount of money they spent on acquiring ActiBlizz which attracted the attention of regulators and was the focus of a huge FTC trial which caused Microsoft to actually start monitoring and paying attention to Xbox's output...I find it really funny that the general reaction to this has been "some AI pajeeta who clearly knows nothing about video games and has no idea what she's doing is going to kill the Xbox brand" when Phil has already been doing just that. If anything, someone coming in and screeching "SAAR YOU ARE NOT OUTPUTTING ENOUGH SAAR YOU MUST FINISH BY THIRD QUARTER OR I WILL FIRE YOUR ENTIRE DIVISION SAAR" might actually get all the fucking developers that Phil bought actually do some fucking work.
